THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PA. JUNE 6, 1907. FRANCIS SPEER'S Breezy “That” Column } ual Hunter, Bellefonte ! bookseller, shouldn't have much use for | a bookkeeper. { Dorsey the Tuar the man in Bellefonte who knows | the Lord is with him, will be carefyl! where he goes, A THAT postmaster John Stewart, of State College, thinks that a skeptic is a | man who always puts mucilage on a| stamp. THAT when some people in Bellefonte put a quarter into the collection basket, they imagine that they are real sporty, and have lots of nerve. Tuar some girls in Bellefonte would | be in their element in a hammock under | a maple, with a great, big college balf back-—in the grass—at her feet, THAT they say that our good friend | Ed. Robb, ot Bellefonte, wants to know | how to get fat quick. Drink goose milk, | and eat chestnut burs ; they will fix you | up. THAT “whiskey goes up” states a head | line. It is evident the fellow who penned those words doesn't reside in Bellefonte, | because here it is either stationary, or its | going down. Tuar the other day Hugh Crider, of Jellefonte, was asked why he didn't get married. His reply was, “why should I get married I've got roubi with my automobile Tuar “Bi the wagging of a « cnouga i. decorat came Miss da ng he gets left, we'll Tuar “That slease every! Keep ‘mu 1 wien sy behind the gun you, and be su: yourself that d THAT here is a qt fonte academy st manv boil wasn't empty. | want 1 8 atx Ma aS doesn’t st . hat § an THAT we'll have (0 tell girl im Unionville if he Hirsi 3 : " ing, on the slv, » o1 ; ¥ eau Wri VW conceited gis : they are worth ar , for their value the speculator would finas well and curls up her nose on the like a cat does circumstances, is not prox f that possesses either brains or intelligence a Teal ally street cortain certian she Cherry of Belle- nfatuated with Is that he is Tuar they say “Sam fonte, has become so Millheim and its pretty gir seriously thinking of runnin of the picturessque little know of one vote he would 4 there, if woman's rights | We are afraid that there mi hair pulling before “Samm; through Tuar late Thursday married man's voice was | stone school house park. | that he was holding : the stars uutil a going up the steps | street There who this coupl light, out service along this line, Thar Rash Williams is home in Bush's A repaired, One of the improvements is a new porch, and he says that the steps leading up to it ities GiLon will be white marble with black specks | in it, the same asin the stairway in the | at Harrisburg. | rotunda of the capitol Just outside the gate he is going to put two marble statues one of which will represent the stork--that some people Tuar “Brack” Gerberich, of Belle. fonte, wants to know what a fellow must do to be liked by the girls, We would say, get away from what you call good habits.” Take the girls to the show and buy them a supper afterwards, show them a good time ; spend money on them that belongs to someone else ; open u your pocket as you would those gates at the flouring mill. No girl likes a man who has a padlock on his bank account, What the American girl wants to-day is lots of money spent om her. Thats what she cares for. Be a genuine sport. Tuar a lady, of Bellefonte, was out on a preamble the other evening, and while passing down ng street saw name of '‘Isanc Underwood” tacked on the side of the front door of his resi- dence. To her friend she stated that she didn't know that there was a new doctor in town and the next time any of her family became ill she was going to call Pr, Underwood. We would sa that our friend Underwodd is a ph cian, and he will be glad to be at the public's service when a traction a. rheu- ! Nilsson | British use a jead 3 | never calls on | | boards throughout Pennsylvania Salting { THINGS THEATRICAL. Mrs. Patrick Campbell has scored abroad In Ibsen's “Hedda Gabler” It has been announced that Carlotta wili appear in Dr. Leopold Kampf's Russian play “On the Eve” at | the expiration of her pfesent contract. William Vaughn Moody, the brilliant author of “The Great Divide,” has gone to Burope. Traveling with him is Ridgely Torrence, in whose play, “Heloise and Abelard,” Mme. Nazi- mova is to appear. Marion Terry is to be the heroine of “The Hypocrites” in London. Charles Frohman will produce the plece in the capital at the beginning of next autumn, when Miss Terry will be supported almost wholly by Eng. lish artists. George M. Cohan's musical comedy for the roof of the New Amsterdam theater, New York, this season will be entitled “The Honeymooners.” This prolific writer Is also at work upon another new musical play called “Young Napoleon." George IH. Broadhurst, author of “The Man of the Hour” and "The Mills of the Gods,” has been « mi gloned 1 fenry B. Harris to wri far 1 y . y 10 is JN A A HE WAS CURIOUS His brother wr f without a pen and it pes I CAs He paid $1 to learn how to live with out work, and was fold on a postal card “Fish for easy marks as we do.” REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS h " " Gs ef Ek I ! a4 A 1! Andrew Dec. 19 p.in Urs $100 L. Schoonover et u 1900. 30 A xto J. T. Stuart pril 9, 1907; lot in Rush twp, $30 Just Nineteen Months More, Lee ]. Spaugler, of Yofk, who himself for a number of The Last of the Prophets bulletin. This time he is specif his statements and says that the world to an end nineteen He says there will be no mor seasons, that summer and winter will | as one, and there will not be any way of telling one other everybody will agree to this as this year is Snow in need not be a surprise, he sieigh riding is likely to be summer There will be more black spots on the sun's disc and by the latter part of 1908 the sun will ly black. Then earthquakes will shake all the principal cities of the nations and great wrecks will ocour He also fore casts great distress in the land just be fore the end Bill Affected School Appropriation, The department of public instruction issued a circular letter to the school has | ] styled Years has issued another will come months freer: ha w from the NEArly concerned says one of the pastimes be entire their attention to the Carrol bill signe by Gov. Stuart recently. This act di. rects the state superintendent to use the returns of the enrollment of children be. tween the ages of 6 and 16 years, made under the compulsory attendance laws, for the distribution of one-third of its school appropriation. Heretofore a sep arate enrollment has been made in the fall for UpPtoptiation purposes. The | fall carollment has been abolished and | the May surollment substituted. Hence | the necessity for school boards to see | that the lists of children now being re- | turned to the county commissioners are | correct, as one-third of the school money | they will get from the state for the next two years will be based on them, Catching Many Shad. Fishermen along the Junigta river are having great success seining for shad, The run of these fish in the last few wecks has never exceeded since shad have frequented the waters of the Juniata. At Van Dyke last week a party of fishermen in three drags landed one hundred and sixty nine shad weigh. ing from two to five pounds which find ready sale at from twenty-five to fifty centsfa piece. Later one morning at Mifflintown in one drag thirty-one big ones were landed, Mifdter aebt ald nod Leit, wad glahbe, d'r Edis fen wir dr qreefdht Mann, wad e8 fei Lee uf d'r Welt qetve hot, Abardig do bei und in Penr:{nlvanien, too nod gar Viele an Here un Herewert glahbe, meene fe eve, er dr en rieler Heres meefchter. Un fe date fidh ferchte, mit ihm au {dhmwdge, wann net en Wafferle awifdig ibm un ihne labfe dat. (Sell LWalferle ver bafi er cem ebbed ans bate fann.) wer | eve ab alt un un ¢ Some Sotn ~~ send fat vind 2y § pe— G0 IIE DET Uns IN Miltone vun felle fleene vei “ay foivanien, Cad | Ueichtlaferdhe. Wie nou feller Mann (le Reftine feat, er Heeht Shlifer un {8 drum en Teitfdher) een Oived im fetichie Summer tm Grad qelege un elle biele lelirifdhe Riaferdhe oefebne : a i2 ihn en grobartige (Gidie in i » . ~ $I MTEL - of = mer Die fo fann mer ded Qidht mer oti: arien eenige “Tarh, Lier fann jufdt im friege, ann die Rafer fliege, awer fe [abidte forever. Nidifte Summer will d't Mann brotwiere, die Gand felerven gu fittere un er erpelt, dak en lefirit Gdnsot fo viel Licht oie Die greefdt Stroficlatern. Weaidh em Breis 18 nodh nir gefabt, awer ih fot denfe, bed nei leftrt! Licht 18 bill i eentq anner Lit un nad! RNobledl-Truft aus Vidnis, bet Qeidhtiafer fen frei. Ulletveil i8 ¢8 ab audgefunne worre, ober ¢8 fummt, dak die Nerle in Eild amerifa alle Nafe lang en Revoluiden flarte, D'r Cnideder pun dem Gebeems nif i8 en Mann in Cuba, wo's ab exit feralidh fo en Madet qerve hot. Gr Hot bie Beobadting gemacht, dak all die Liederd pun Reiots un fo deraleide, en TMuftafd ben, un wie greeher feller Muftdidy ie, atde greeher i8 fo en Res volugser. Se welle drum nau in Cuba en Lab made, was die Lodesfirof uf ded Drage vun Muftiides dbut. Sele leroeg erpelie fe dort Wriede au bes fumme, 0. Wann eicht - 3 r ~- wie, batve, ivi roth, ble met wad Deuder! — C3! THE AGASSIZ FAMILY. Remarkable Careers of Louis, the Fa- ther, and Alexgnder, the Son. Yery Interesting coi made bet iparisons can be | ween the careers of the great the lute Wis born 100 years ago on and of | son, Alexander Agassiz, who recently sdtired as head of the Na tional Academy of SBeleuce after scientist } Louis Agamsiz, who Ma y =, five service In iz was born died In Amer 1873 and Auburn years of active und valuable that position Louls Agas In Switzerland In 1807 lea, his adopted country, in was buried in Mount tery, Boston, where his bowlder from the Alps ceme monument is a His son Alex ander was born in Switzerland io 1835, | his mother being the first wife of the elder sclentist. In 1848 Louls Agassiz came to the United States on a mis slon from the king of Prussia and was | | prevailed on to remaln in this countsy | professor of geology and | younger | received his collegiate eduea- | tion at Harvard, and his career has | and become roology at Agassiz Harvard, The K i fortune 1 wise use of hin tongs Through sefontifie snd be dl his money In the promotion of scien tific project Much of It has edge, MRS. HENRY W. Widow of the Ga In Phi LAWTON. ant OFicer ppines, Whe Fell { mument In | Henry W on Memorial m and patriotic soldier of many ho fell in the Philippines Lawton des and was held of this was the people of a, and after orient a fund Wann fell gut {dhafft, dann | erre wol die anmere Repoblits in | Slidamerita ab fo en Lab pafie. Un billiger fenne fe e8 enibou met ferrig bringe. Wiel Yeit lode verleicht twee fo en Gide; amer mir wiffe aus dr Biwel, dafy em Simfon fei grofe Start in feine lange Hoor gelege Hot un dak er grad fo fmads wat tie en Kind, wie fe ihm die Hoor abaefdnitte Ben un erfdht wieder gu Neifte tumme 18, ie die Door wieder gewadfe ware. Gnibau es fann nix {dade wann fe fell Ding in Cuba browiere, Stefi eo allredst, dernoh femme fe en Amendment pu feller Lab madhe, daf die Qeit en eemol jebe Wod) miffe | Toffe tm gange Geficht. Do febne mir nau wieder emol, was for munnerbarlidhe Nreifte in dr Natur Tele, mez Sraudht fe jufdht fenne gu lerne, Un die Menfdhe triege’s raus, D'r Hansjbrg 5 : MES HENHY W. LAWTON, in the United States for the use of his family, Mrs. Lawton, who is a woman of sweet face and gracious manners, has devoted herself since her husband was killed to the rearing of her chil dren. She was Miss Mary Orig of | Kentucky. Among her possessions is | An attractive homestead in California, | Her husband was her hero, and she has been muh touched by the tributes pald to his memory and by the honor shown him In the erection of the splen- did memorial at Indianapolis, A Youthful Delusion, The man who thinks he understands woman Is never married; usually he 1sn't old enough to be,— Atchison Globe. f the mining opportunities that bave come | knowl HOW ARE YOUR FEET FOR No matter what size ou take, what kind you wear, what style you prefer, or whether you are man or woman, boy or girl, here you will find new and neat footwear that will fill you with delight, Handsome to look at, easy and comfortable to wear, da rcasotl- durable while wearing, and costing but 1 A kt % or able sum, these Shoes are the envy o petitors. Every pair well made ar we ask is a visit--the Shoes will coav YEAGER & DAVIS BELLEFONTE, PA. | CET CHECKS FOR DISHES FOR DISHES L DISHES: 60214, 57819, 56948, 59065, 59544 58497. spent a great deal of heen sory Ala BERR Ln Bee SPRING 1907! | KUPPENHEIMER CLOTHING, Imperial and Guyer Hats, New Columbia and Manhatten Shirts, The James R. Keiser Neckwear, B. V. D. Underwear, Merchant Tailoring—Full line of Woolens to select from. Montgomery & Co. BELLEFONTE.
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