THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PA, MAY 23, 1907, ) ) ~~ wa wn THAT even if some people in Belle- fonte owned the world it wouldn't be | long until they would be working to get | possession of the moon. Tuar it is stated that Lockhaven has a girl in it who won a husband by a song, There are a lot of husbands who would be dear at that Tuar Norman Kirk fatherly Friday after up street in That would be Tua te who swal lows her chewing gum can feel that under the for its recovery she serious results, in Bellefonte | ™ [ looked quite on whi i Dis just the girl in Bellefon assured advanced methods used | | not any need [Car Tar the fellow in thinks it isn’ apply at one ball umpire State College, th THAT Bellefonte s! oir No OH girl who Tar for reasons nappropt mention, Clement Dale, Esq. Tt profound aversion for the humming birds that are often found flying around in| front of the Centre Democrat office. He thinks they are in cahoot with Montgom- ery & Co., the hatters Tuar John Dubbs, mayor of | Das a oht + ’ INS yea turning made his word Very lik ( Ago hasn't t whet date ely he thinks ’ he interest has eaten that bt has been | dollar up and thus the quidated who is out the gentle jr isn’t of the same mind by a long shot tealia e GOLs Tuar Bellefonte has in it some fellows who sometime will eyes in the day they set their affections on the "Filthy Lucre” to the exclusion offevery good purpose, It is bound to come gentlemen, and if ten thousand years is as a second of time they will have to suffer an awful penalty for their penuriousness, Is lifetime long enough to run such danger ous risks ift up their hell and curse Tuar the other evening a young man sat out on a certain porch with one of Bellefonte’'s prettiest girls and she brought out of the silliness in his nature Naturally he is a pretty sound and sensi. ble fellow, but on this occasion the fair damsel surely had some hypnotic influ. ence over him. As the saying goes, ‘He bad it bad.” It was a fair sample of how a girl can bemuddile the brain of a man, who in ordinary circumstances, would be calm and reserved. Tuar it is said that Milesburg is get- ting to be the Mecca for Bellefonters at a late hour of the night. It has been stated that married men, who ought to be at home with their families, bave been seen wandering about the burg” as late as 1 o'clock at night, What they are doing there is not a mystery to those FRANCIS SPEER'S Breezy “Chat” Column De euchre deck { Es hymn b Op shin d und Eur hutend So gald de Polly ur » | Mit shmear und shmuts und male 1 af common i WUN DER PORRA COOM Wun der porra coomt Wart ram gu-jumpt ; wart g'shwint farbrent ch und es Teshtament if der dish garend n der porra coomt Heker he gu-boek ra coomt iss shtumb dar gook-'ri-goo un henker now mohl r }OITa coemt TRANSFERS THE CAT CAME BACK Got Homesick For Lock Maven and Traveled T From Windurne . IN THE FOLDS OF HER DRESS A Womar Unconsc Snake | ously Carried a r Several Mours ichtened fo isbhand 40 Year Proposal dashfulness postponed 40 years a marriage soon place at Millers | burg, Ohio. W. 8, Fortune, then a farm hand, wanted to marry Martha, daugh ter of Bradford Middaugh, a well-to-do farmer, and bad her consent, but {too bashful to ask he consent ‘father. One day he strolled to the | Middaugh farm, where a barn was be ing erected, and taking a shingle, wrote his plea for Middaugh's daughter on it and sent it to his prospective father-in law. The latter wrote his consent on the shingle and sent it back to Fortune Fortune had another attack of bashful ness and drifted West without marrying the girl. When the barn was razed last week the shingle was found and for warded to Fortune in Nebraska, Word came today that he would return to Mil lersburg and claim his bride, neither having married, ~ Bull in Millinery,Shop. Customers in Miss McVaugh's millin- oy store on Main street, Norristown, fainted] Tuesday when a bull, being driven along the street, sighted a hat in the window trimmed with an abundance of bright red ribbon. The animal made a to enter the store. The bull got fast in the doorway, in its struggle to get on the inside, was forced out, to lake Was of ber | Seite war en gang anner Ding. | never Fes it bite ind ™ oa {44 st veh font be! in hry "nV Vi fnarinad iSq 3 bs Danned, Gn Apo frie! It 1 alle Land ber. Bub war fo ebaut gehe ; 1et Grofimutier fran! worre Dofter frieqe. ) ] : » Ad fdhmife, rumaerie Boddel nei Nedifentbods bel bomolé wat bed: er bo! eni bau en Sluart aeballe, un ef war af qut n aus vas 4] LE @elriuter tenn Slofit, febne fenne }, toann mer bed Bifdube, mands mol fen bie od) qellorive, aver bann Wedbifen fduld, jufdt dr Tolter hot ed net exafily ge broffe qemadgt worre bann 1 it ann en Kral Rude en Deig gemadt orre un dann fen die Pille qerollt worre, Nels of wie Marbelsd wad ab Nraft achat ben. Enibau mer bot ebbed frieat for fei Geld. WAiver bet all fellem bot ind viel bun die AUpotheter pebentt, Ler is ab net gum Lotter gelabfe, wann mer en biffel fhlecit qefichit bot.” #0” bot d'r Benfdy gemeent, fell | mag dann fo fel. Uwer id ged nix drum, wie e8 in frichere Reite war, fo Len Drug-Stobr, wie mer fe alleweil | hot, 18 enibau en verdollt Hinbig Ding un mer fann dort fdjier eenig ebbes friege: €obamaffer, Sigars, Jabn- | berfte, Stredl, Hofedriger, Ofterlarte, may vail edt en baufed anner Sade, wo & | allerweil net bran bent ober wie mers | fory gl, gu Joni pu menfdene, | Wie ® berfleh, tann mer fmend en Sdnapd friege, mann mer weeh, wie met berfor froge muf — ah Sundagsh, ann bie ©alubnd ju fen.” D'r Hansjdrg. | Balenteing, Seef, Wangebulver, Bos | gefooms, Rribenabgeplafier un bers | | The Cause of Snoring. | This Is not for you, because you knore, No one ever does snore | himself, It is the other fellow, | But you can then tell that guilty fellow how to break Lim {f of bis bad habit, for snoring Is merely 1 wd habit and as such can | We ne t Is caused pri marily by improper breathing that is always read this and other outh instead 0, first of all, during waking The habit mouth as will Ix Then has vith It open ity * troublesome a proper low. He should his oad as flat as possible, head gnorer sleep with for If hi forward and the neck drops te and forms an obs makes nll the unmusical sar when the alr is forced 4 | H James Gazette The Last Match Saved Them, 1 lain becalmed in ¢ London Glolx lowers In Winter v8 In “ Mow They Dance In Mungary. Ww i ] Customs of Brittany, Brit f alli the f France, seems to have preserved its W I'o be Breton The old in the Celtic provinces yi duality I= by no means men to th tongue ihe at work In the fields sits In the door of her cottage plying the distaff and recit ing the old and quaint folk songs to the her The Breton woman still wears the costume of her mothers before her and Is satisfied In i 8 Ah 3 to be French chatter Breton mother , day when not legends Too Meavy to Keep. Magistrate (to prisoner) Miserable being, not only have you robbed your | employer of the fruits of long years of labor, but you have dissipated it in | the wildest extravagance, Prisoner That is true, but I couldn't keep the stolen money; it weighed too heavily on my conscience ~Lolsirs, ————— The Great Bustard. The great bustard is the rarest bird that comes under the head of game. This bird formerly haunted all the | level counties of England and was par. ticularly common on Salisbury plain, | From the reign of Henry VIII repeat. | od measures were | protect it, | under the head of game In of the first year of the Ham IV, which codified and the laws relating to game, WIE will help feather your 7] nest by giving you any of these Useful House- hold Articles absolutely free, it you buy your Shoes of us. Bread Mixers, Fruit Presses, Rugs, Art Squares, Lace Curtains, Sash Curtains, Table Cloths, Napkins, Clocks, Hot Water Bottles, Oak Rock’g Chairs, Rattan R. 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