THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PA, APRIL 25, 1907. FRANCIS SPEER'S reezy “Chat” Column Tuar Bert has sort of a mania for “Helens.” Now, don't jump at conclu- sions, and get the wrong Bert, Tuar home is what you make it and gome fellows in Bellefonte never make it until three or four o'clock in the morning Thar some married men of Pine Grove Mills don’t believe in paying for a lecture. That's on the free list at home Tuar some women and young girls Bellefonte th look pretty, truth THAT druggi expensive commaon make plain,un paint to That's the Harry Taal indulges i who WEAr tneir should diet. THAT there fonte who hi friends fr they 1 street Tua their ways the experimer amer ot ign Tuar the pext excitement in Belle fonte will be the calling out of the State | Constabulary to protect | : t in the ing de CRI C BTR af rth Kites RTC Ail TR another | more stands been ! of a rut or Tuar B trout angiet last week members Club.” ( lot 4 to thy what's g fishing 1 sothing that that ought to s Tuar Dr that John Ellm ashes will than his majesty in ) region. His friends in Bellefonte are ne wondering how he secured suffi to make the calculation, He «¢ was not down there trying tu | } patent The devil has promised {Oo make it hot enough for some people and thus the doctor should not try to d that will increase the heat d Tuar when Albert Schadd, the Belle fonte plumber, purchased the lot on the corner of Spring aud Lamb streets from William P. Humes, he never dreamed that he had gotten hold of a regular klondike, t is filled from ten to fifteen feet with coal ashes which he, no doubt, will desire to sell to the public to burn in their stoves instead of coal. The next thing Albert will be living in a brown stone front and touring the country in a $5000 automobile It takes a plumber for luck Tuar Dr J L.. Seibert, of Bellefonte bas something even more kis sleeve than | when he talked . yor lt caugit make § times hot satan startling up limore. the cobbler. had of hu ng as! patent to run out gasoli * th : he Ox couldn't work ing ashes Lo nu F ¢ w whether the doctor r economical or whether he is | a rival of Ellmore, the ash Tuar Father McArdle and Robert Cole were walking along the street the other day when a passerby saluted them as gentlemen, stating that he knew gentlemen whet he saw them, Father McArdle, with a very pleasant smile, in reply said : “You can't always tell by a man's cloth what he is.” That's true in many cases but there is no shadow of a doubt but what the young man knew | what be was talking about when he applied the term gentlemen to your friends McArdle and Cole, They wear food cloth and what's under it is genu- . There are some men in Bellefonte who | you Rigi have = study a Jong w you could up courage address them as gentlemen, | REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS Elijah Weston et ux to Samuel Hoover, March 29, 1899; 140 a. in Taylor twp $1650 John I. Thompson et ux Williams, April 12, 1907; Worth twp. $1000 William H. Thomas et ux Dec. 18, 1886; 140 & to Sarah J 104 4, 70 Pp. In Elijah Tay lor Martha Mose hbarger et bar rby, April 11, 1907; Pe 0 nt © Reese, Dec twp. Sacco, Mary Sit A ver ni 1 10 aw, 18 e1 oper in the Legisl garding their transforn FOROS The turnpike companies were a great Jublic benefit in their t but time has gone by intelligently into Ht ation ime their Stood The Test, Allcock’'s Plasters have successfully stood the test of sixty years’ use by the | public; their virtues have never been equalled by the unscrupulous imitators who have sought to trade upon the repu tation of Allcock’s by making plasters with holes in them, and claiming them to be ‘‘just as good as Allcock’s.” Allcock’s plasters stand to-day indorsed by not only the highest medical authori ties, but by millions of grateful patients who have proved their efficacy as a household remedy Falls Creek Postal Robbery, About 3 Thursday the post office at Falls Creek was enter ed and the safe blown open and rifled of o'clock morning things of value The amount a] Lt $200, And and the remainder was The Falls Creek office has within the last been repe atedly YEAS A Murder in Mastings. A dispatch from Hastings, county. under date of Thursday Ignatius Rycotus, a Pole, a fight which took piace in the Polish settlement there early that morning | When found the body of Kyocotus | fairly riddled with stiletto wounds, John | Carafia, accused of being Ryocotus’ as sailant, has been arrested Cambria RAYS was killed in Wan Since the establishing of so wer {ele shones throughout the Maine hunted by this method, All a hunter will need to do will be to telephone ahead the lookout for the game, The telephone is being used in fighting forest fires, a station having been esta ished on a high nt i a watchman to be on tle or oods, it | is said that bear and moose may be | to the next station for the men to be on | EARTHQUAKE EPIDEMIC. Great interest has been aroused in | scientific circles by the remarkable num. ber of earthquakes recorded during the last few days from well populated cen- tres, Reports from Mexico show that devas- tation has been wrought by shocks affect- ing the central and southern portions of the republic Serious volcanic erup tions are spreading terror in Chili, and shocks have been felt in the Philippines, Spain, Turkey, Trans-Caucasia and in the United States Although some deg is attached by sci appearance of g is pointed out that tl thing of twelve distin ant spots on § earth 18 the ) astronon forces to rush through space at the 000 miles an it 10 or Fishermen That Nickel Saved His Life. When Dr. Briggs arrived at the Meachem house be found his patient in a comatose condition, which made nec essary several hours of restorative la bor. “Now. manded trouble the pow “Yes 1» “As much ns rould g i dal: and no “Yes gir--that is. we couldn't f a dime, so | shook a nickel and five pennies out of Willle's bank and gave him just what they would carry.” “It's lucky that you dida’t have to use five more coppers ' ret i this happen?’ he de when the give him " $d : the nickel arked the doctor dryly A R, # Boge State Regent of D After Fortune Tellers. District Attorney Small of ( As ne his attent the po : stables he says evil persons attempt to about jo rishi nd marriage are the cause of numberiess ficult in the homes of our ¢ which often divorce suits and all other differences arising in the lives of married people It is your duty to f persons tizens result in separation, cavse the arrest of all who are practicing this malicious and baneful practice. The act of 1861 makes this busi ness a misdemeanor punishable by fine and imprisonment Snow In West Kills Fruit, It is said that the storm is practically the same over the entire system west of the Missouri river. Snow fell last week throughout lowa, Missouri and Colorado northeastern corner of Kansas also suffering an intermit tent fall in the northern states (he snow will do more good than harm to the small grain, it is said, as the frost out of the 1 ground ’ effect on fruit and the from Opinion as to early ins it veget 18 saat and Det entirely Thaw Play Suppressed, » : : ad in Cincinnati After the Mavor call 2 : LS Ril ywed § ler its sensational name, but . In flaring let , need was completely hanged t that the i : ters Lhe posters anno “pie girl” scone would be depic ted. A force of bill posters in the employ of the mayor worked all night and covered the objectionable posters with white sheets of paper, obliterating also any mention o« the Thaw case A smile and a laugh and a kind word at the breakfast table are more mag. feal than mocha or mutton chopa~ i Baltimore American, | The army of Tamerlane Is sald to BAW nmvuitid 40 1000/0) W3d ou forces Is antagonist, Bajaret, to 1,400,000, HOT WEATHER AHEAD. How to Keep the Kitchen Cool and Comfortable in Mid-Summer, Many a housewife is wondering how she will pass through the sume mer months, with the stove well knows will make the kitchen unbearably hot-to say nothing of the dirt, dust and ashes that will add to the discomfort There is a way out of it all not ouly le } kitchen ex coming she a way that the | fuel comiort \ ay by the New sens the work and keeps I un cool, but that also reduces nience, and economy i Pe rf Stove tion Wick Blue Flame il Cook to other SAILOR PRINCES. and Albert, Sons of the Heir to the British Throne, Two promising boys who are of great the British public are the Edward interest to wis there watyeting princes Edward and Albert, sous of the Prince of Wales, who have just enter the British navy Prince E4- who Is twelve Yoars heir pre As King Vii is be an and can natural san pt eo Edward getting to old mai not in the PRINCE EDWARD order of things rule a gre many years wore, it Is fair to presume that the I'rince of Wales will occu py the throne be fore his manly looking are very much older Prince Edward, If he lives, will then be next In ine for the rulership of the British empire. He has a liking for the sea and promises to become a good navel officer, like his father, the Prince of Wales, who Is known as “the tallor prince.” boys PRINCE ALBERT Headache Can be cured only by n remedy that will remove the onus The oftener you stop it with headache pow lets or pills the quicker w Ml it retarn, Generally, headas be comes from a turbed stomach or irregular bowels, and almost invariably Lane’s Family Medicine (n tonle laxative) will eure head. ache in short order by regulating the bowels and reinvigorating the stomach, It is a great blood medicine and the favorite laxative of old and young. At druggists’, 25¢, and BOs, dine A MAN'S FOOTWEAR! YEAGER & DAVIS BELLEFONTE, PA. FOR DISHES CET CHECKS FOR DISHES rie Ta" DISHES: 57268 57001, 56948 KUPPENHEIMER CLOTHING, Imperial and Guyer Hats, New Columbia and Manhatten Shirts, The James R Ke ser Neckwear, B. V. D. Underwear, Merchant Talloring to seleot from. Full line of Woolens Montgomery & Co. BELLEFONTE.
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