THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PA., JUNE 15. 1905. Pace 6. Story For Folks How a Cat Fooled the Cow There was once a very smart cat who An Animal Little was very, very fond of milk, as all cats are, £0 into the dairy and help himself to the milk that stood there in the pails. When the milk that eould reach it ately the pail milk from the ground “What Mrs cat milk “Don’t you know who I am?%" the cat, In mock surprise “Of course I know who you are,” plied Mrs. Cow. Now, this eat was accustomed to wis so low she would delibeg- and she not upset then lap the are doing there?” cried You Cow one day when she found the midday neal of taking his dally cried re- “You are the cat.” YOU THINK LAIMED THE An Animal Story For Little Folks The Dog's Mistake THEY SOLD MANY PICTURES, am the show, and I should have all the money I make.” Bo he bit the clown on the leg and sent him home howling with pain. Then the dog walted for people to come and buy his pictures. They came and took his pictures, but instead of paying for them left the show without giving any money. The dog barked at them, but his chain was so short he could not bite them, and they simply laughed at him, While the dog was pondering on his bard lot the clown came back with lub and cracked him over the head. The next day there was another doy | in the show. —8t. Louls Post-Dispatch, BE ————i THE WEARING OF SHOES. A Costom That Is Almost as Old as the Race Itself, What Is regarded as the earliest ref- found in the Old Abraham refuses to latchet from Among the Jews important part in When buying or de throwing implied occu erence to shoes is Testament where take as the king of the sho much as a shoe Sodom played an many social usages land It was customary to and the aet of on territory selling liver a shoe, down a shoe The mumintes sandals on that fs pancy. finding of Egyptian wearin the us In Venlee in the seven lady of any fashion or proves g of shoes is almost old the race itself teenth century every pre tension to position wore high clogs or pattens, to elevate them from the ground. Thomas Coryat, a traveler who visited Venice in 1611, says of them: “They are so common in Venice that no woman goeth without either In her house dr abroad. It is a thing made of wood and covered with leath er in sundry colors—some white, some red, some yellow. Many of them are curiously painted; of them have | fairly gilt There are many of these chapineys of a great height half a yard high—and by how much the nobler a woman is by so much the higher are her chapineys. All thelr gentlewomen and most of their wives and that are of any wealth are assisted or supported either when they walk abroa hat they may not fall, what were called hoppines,” some also seen even widows SERPENT EATING SNAKE, Reptile That Will At. tack Man or Beast, A Venomous Vine Covered Bualldings The Game of Quintain, Pleasant by Comparison. Hunks (sitting for his photo Well, ain't you ready? What you waiting for Photographer please at one Od graph are A little pleasanter expression, Mrs. Hunks (who Is standing side)-He's got his pleasanter expres sion on, Mr. Smith. I guess you didn't notice how he looked when we eame In ~Chleago Tribune Evened Up, Von Blumer—While | was watching the ticker some stock | bought went up 20 points In an hour. Dimpleton—8o0 you made big money Von Blumer ~No, I eame out about even. My wife was at her dressmaker's at the same time. Life, His Dasy Day. Cassldy-Hello! How's things wid ou? Casey—Busy, very busy Indade. Idy-Is It 80? Casey-—-Aye! Shure, every time I'm at laysure 1 hov some thin’ to do.—~Phlladelphia Press, Anvil Duet. Gladys--1f she thinks her young man is such a paragon of perfection why does she wateh him so closely? Es meralda~8he Is afraid be Is too good to be true~Chicago Tribune. Knows the Notes, “I hear the cashier of your bank is very musieal™ *“I'ry working off a false note on him, | and you'll think so."-Judge. w—— EP i Gems In Verse The Starting Point, nt to be happy rapture ‘long the man may have oy bringing star © Krave beneath It Through cloud and toward light, And under its radiance Your paths shall be bright Priscilla Leonard Man's Mortality, Like as the damask rose you Or like a blossom Or like the dainty fi ring to or like t rd which J nee, on a tree wer in May, thy but we never g she smiled at set of & 1 an phe fted Into rest yw Is d¢ “Tired of all The epitaph en Time shall » The love look of her eyes ~Buffalo News Lat this be where now save kk ng necribed the t hide the words nor me mory Late Flowers. What simple sights give comfort On a bare, brown winter day A little bird by our window A little child over the way A lift of blue twixt roof and poof, Where the sunshine flashes clear; A rose that blooms serenely Despite the time of year What little things give pleasure When Sorrow hath her way And life bereft of gladness Is but a winter day! A word with accent tender, A roftly dropping tear, Love's roses blooming brightly Despite the time of year «Mary Frances Butts In New York Trib. une Certainty. The road of right has neither turn nor bend: It stretches stralght goal Hard, long and lonely? Yes, yet never soul Can lose the way thereon nor miss the | end =Priscilla Leonard In Outlook. | unto the highest THE DIFFICULT TASK. fombing the Particular Man's Halr Bothers the Barber. “Do you know, one of the most dif vult things In this business.” sald the barber as he ran the comb through the bairbrush, “is in the matter of combing customer's hair? It is a rather singu lar fact that you will find few who hi barbers lng the problem of combing a customer's hair he wants |t ive succeeded In sols URE ns no matter how been a patron fow are a of his chair. Of course there are a this rule. Ther world who do not car thelr halr Is com With tl class of men of it doesn't much difference the barber combs the halr except ons to few men in the whether COUrse make how ut amleast ninety out of every hundred men who patronize barber shops are very partic ular about the way you comb thelr lalr unless you have Inspired them with an extraordinary confidence, Un less, In fact, they have a better opin lon of the barber's judgment than thes have of their own the barber will miss the mark when he comes to put the finishing touches on the hair. The rea for this Is not altogether a matter of vanity. There are an looks completely change in the the Take the man, for in habit of gon great many men whose Are altered by na halr Is combed WHY stance, who Is In the his halr on the side middle, or the man w parting and part it amh ng hig hatr dows ne slide “ ROME VERSUS PARIS When the City the Art the Fternnl of Was World Center ¢ whe Rome was » . ‘ , 51'8 ™ Lorn! too His Friends A Ointment npounded his ring Ke mons Symonthetle : ‘ uack ointy pe following prescription: 1 of a " in's hed, two one. man's ¢, one one. mummia, man's blood, nN ond tween oyle of roses, holearminick, Bet them together in an oynt Then all the the weapon Er of each half ty-two onc of each an one a mortar till It be fine ment; keep RR In a box.” gick person needed with which a man had been stricken This he anointed with the olntment, pressed to the wound and was well again, or should have been ; Inseed ovle lew ke was Her Position Defined. “Are you opposed to marriage? he asked “No,” replied the lady who had re ceived degrees from three colleges, “1 do not object to marriage per se. It Is merely the fact that one cannot get married without having a husband that one Alslikes.” Chicago Record Herald. Perfectly Obvious. “Why do you permit the attentions of Cholly Baphed while Jack Is In Bu 4 “What a simple question! “Oh, Is it? “Sure. I permit Cholly's altamtiyeh while Jack is In Europe because Jick is In Europe.” Houston Post As pride is sometimes hid under hu. mility, idleness is often covered by tur balence and hurry. ~Jolnson, A MOTHER'S NERVES. Often Send Her Children te Others For Comtort. They Occaslonally one meets a middle aged or elderly woman whose sunny, serene face proclaims to the world that its pwhner has reached the still waters and left the rapids far behind But why so few of these blessed ones? Some say, “Oh, 1 am so nervous 1 can't belp worrying and fretting.” or, “1 am 80 nervous, the children annoy me so, I can’t help being cross and hateful.” Now, these are confessions of weak ness, puresand simple. To be sure, there are cuses of ousness, but the average nervous (or man) Is merely suffering from lack of self control and a neglected disposition Just think of the many children who restless genuine nery woman are robbed of the glad spontaneity of | Youth, with its natural love of freedom and noise, because grandma or some body nervous and must have quiet. Grandma Is entitled to just con sideration, but any middle an (or man; who continually binds and gags the children of the household with “nerves” is more than a highway robber, for she chills the very bud of Joyous life and steals that which never be replaced No leave home else in aged wom can wonder so many as early & young girl has ‘mth and sympathy M18 her me Decn use Do you Know all about The 1 know lL.ucas Paints If you paint out some th ought CConomi« last cost your dealer John Lucas & Co PhMadelphia FAVORITE REMEDY Fleasant to take, » Powerful to Cure, : And Welcome In every Home, KIDNEY and LIVER cure. 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