GAAP CLARK A Glance at the Philippine Situation, LARGE EXPENSE ACCOUNT. Millions Must Be Spent to Help Jobbers Grow Rich. JOHN BULL BARS OUT OUR BEEF. Hard Blow Delivered by Our Whi- lom British Requital For the British der of the South Friend-FPoor Connivance of Our Pro- Administration In the Mur- African Republics, Violation of Flagrant Neutrality Laws — Senator Lodge Settles War — Lentz Still Minority Alive. General Agulnalde proclamation to h them to | vi cept the States guch as Oh, Why? tration into d¢ r of two lit rica? A nive” might that much p« aforesaid ture to ask, “Wh Bull t connect rturb the tranquillity of would ven Mr anglomaniacs, | why, has 1 It na dealt % sort to know John B. is | to tell Mr ) tell Colonel Hay to tell Mr. Wilson to £0 to the deuce. Having used us, John Bull Is, as usual, ready to Away C‘hont throw us as a sucked or “1 Won't, Press disp pro-British « a bad thge You Masta't,” uform us that ibhinet nt Washington of mulligrubs poor benighted South African Boer went Into court In New Orleans and tried to break up the British purchase of American mules, notoriously to be used In subduing the little re- publics. Our Washington cabinet law- yers are rather of the opinion that an action to enforce neutrality laws Is an sdministrative function and that the poor benighted Boer aforesald was very naughty to invade those laws, but here Is the rub: If It Is an adminis. trative prerogative, why hasn't the ad. ministration asserted it? “Why, oh, why?" President McKinley was a sol Adler and presumably knows the value of a mule In wartime, even if his cab inet does not. A more flagrant viola tion of neutrality laws was never wit. fhessed on earth, yet the administra tion will not enforce them and will not let anybody else do it. We are in a lovely predicament, to be sure! That poor beniglhted Boer ought to be yank. ed up and tried for treason against the itches our has Case because a herole the Representation, | United States because he is loterfering with John Bull's plans, for he must be | taught that Mr. Bull has carte blanche | to do as he pleases here The lnwyers are not cock gure that the law confining the initia tive in neutrality enforcement proceed cabinet IDES I AN they desire It; consequently | Mr. Attorney has been requested to investigate and report if he finds that things are not as they de sire, will asked sO amend the law that nobody but the ad- | General Knox CONETess be to ministration ean invoke the ald of the courts as to enforcing neutrality laws, and. as in the Porto Rican tariff mat it was demonstrated that the bread | butter brigade runs the house, It tel and safely predicted, to the shame wl Amer manhood, ation will get all the which to coddle Mr. fallen! strong may in can the mighty NRL UIRELET we We performed the were only Neutrality Proceedings, world love ernl Corbin to Likewl General Corl be who g¢ the lad Ended For the Steenth Time, The Philip © WAr is over Senator Henry Cabot Lodge of Nahant says so for Henry Cabot is and that settles It True that omniscient ‘ ¢ thinks Otis—hy the what has become of | him?-sald so According to Otis, the | Philippine ended every full and change of the moon. MacArthur end ed It several times so did the secretary of war, just before the election - but somehow, though frequently ended by those (llustrious warriors, It always broke out again next day worse than ever. But Henry Cabot has ended it for good and all. True, he has never been closer to the Philippines than Na hant, but then he knows, don't you know. Now, If the sage Henry Cabot, having ended the war, would put an end to American officers over there stealing from Uncle Sam he would be hailed not only as a modern Solomon, but as a public benefactor, Perhaps Henry Cabot thinks that would be a larger and harder job than ending the war, and perhaps H. C, is correct, Bad Case of Mulligrubs, The 3t. Louls Glebe-Democrat is suf. WAS War | ocrats everput up a gerryvimmander THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PA, MAY 2, 1901. able case of mulligrubs, It takes (t ge riously to heart the Missourl legislature gerrymandered the state so that the Republicans will ordinarily olect only one congressman out of 16, which Is rather tough on Republican Missour! would be congressmen. To hear The G.I), tell It nobody but Dem- Won heard of a named any fair plan of dis tricting the Democrats would elect five because der If It lown ever state where on or six congressmen and where by a vile and gerrvmander the allowed none at all lick the Even AmMnzing Demo The To CONEres General represents a geographical dubbed “the crats are wa gerrvmanderers sional clean Henderson thie dl ri monstrosit kev w public platter speaker such a As to be mon ) Re Minority Hepresentation, Dictator Lents t Darn truth, Il bear but WAR A or mayor erturned a Republican 8.000 and was elect me Republican pa the demise of as “dictator!” oN, wre which per Lentz denounce | Verily the world moves! I'm not much In favor of dictators, but If there must I am glad Lentz has achieved the If needed any where. it is In Ohlo. Indeed that boss ridden commonwealth cannot get along without a few dictators, and certainly John J. Lentz, Democratic dictator, who uses his brains as his means of se curing ascendency, Is preferable to Die tator Marcus A. Hanna, Dictator Gen. eral Charles Dick and Dictator Dieta. torum George B. Cox, the hoodlum chief of Cincinnatl, whose means of se curing power is boodle. I am sure that Lentz will make an intelligent, cour ageous and lenjent dictator. At any tate, he is not dead; quite the contrary. Olu Art announced be one Ons 1 pos tion fering from what seems to be an incur THE TURN OF LIFE. Its Probable Effeet on Woman's Health and Happiness. 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