THE CENTRE DEMOCRAT, BELLEFONTE, PA., THURSDAY, APRIL 0, 1896. Not Disposed to Quinnie, While the two urchins who had ac Jourrad to the alley in the rear of the barn to fight were stripping for action the larger one said: “Kid, I'll let ye off if ye're 'fraid. | can lick ye in two minutes. I'm ten "pounds heavier'n you be,” | “That's all right,” responded the other, “If you'd wash the dirt off'n that mug o' your'n we'd weigh bout the same.” The fight that immediately followed was the fiercest one the neighborhood had seen for many a day, and it is witl a melancholy satisfaction the historian records the fact that the smaller boy whipped-—Chicago Tribune. Students of Human Nature. Two receive a le {« Howe chance pickpockets saw at some time a gentleman go the sum for Finally bank, and to get a the watched urned into a lawyer's office, and one the watchers aid: “That settles it. 's gone. Come along.” “No! no! aid the other, “Wait till the lawyer comes out. We'l City Chat. A Matter of Money, A couple of Dallas ger and one of them rema “You look down mouth, What's the matter? Is it love er busi- ness that is troubling you?” o That engaged met, in Business, I have months has (Tex.) Sifter. rich girl for the ‘shook’ me.” to whom been last six ~- Dallas Took Time to Make It. That was a A you *» the other night,” said one Pitts- 10 ar I didn't K peech burgher ao the other night,” “1 delivered it the a month Ch rag, took Pittsbu Ig me to make it." rgh ronicle- Telegraph. Natural Resentment. le boy,” asked the s vy do vo » anything sponded the you as being ) 3 ' Boo-hoo! une. 1 Mr. yl He is quite a noted character. Pamela—Is he? May—Yes. He made love to 12 girls last summer without causing them to you oo become Topics. jealous of each other.—Town The Difference of a Word. “ There's nothing bad,” optimist cries, it might be worse;"” while the pes- imist sighs ans and #0 the “But Puck. A Descriptive Allment. het - old Brag,* has Twin Sisters, Mrs. Pesterd ] Hungry Hickey-—Wotever kind lady. 's leap year. vou Judge. The Changeful Climate. y of Insidiou strongest rror n holds ts fn te one moment # to death, Star, ys freesis ‘ashington How He Got Even. Miss Yellowleaf—I would not you if you were the last mq to marry wan to ever propose me! Mr, ( But he that I'm ostique os, of course, Ah, hj yw do feel about it the fi you y Seeing Town Topic rst? Its Value. heard poem at you think? Oughtn'tl to get ten dollars for it?” “Yop Ten dollars or 30 days.” -N. Y. World. “Now you've the tell me wl A Fin De Sicele Parent “No, papa, I tell you I won't have him! I want a title” “But you mu I can give vait till 1 Life. Why Popper, what do th He Prags, Robby a man to pray for congre Mr. Ferry—They don’t. le takes a look at congress and then prays for the eountry r have Hu for? Cincinnati Enquirer, He Got IL Thuggers—Soy! 1 want a drink, an’ I want it bad] See? Barkeeper (shoving out the five-cent whisky)--Warl, is dat bad enough for yez ?—Truth, " “His Occupation. “Badger doesn't work any, does he?” “Oh, yes, his wife keeps boarders, snd he does the grumbling." Chicago Record, A Dark Subterfuge. Effie—Jack, papa said that sve must not see each other any more, Jack—Indeed! Shall I turn the gas, out ?-~Harper's Bazar. WHEELS OF RESTAURANT REFORM, Made to Spin by a Zonlous Lover of Truth In Tempting Signs, A reformer, with cast iron principles of justice, can find plenty of odd jobs to { fill in his spare moments. Firmne 89, tO gether with a judicioas display of ¢on dtquential importance, will often make the laws of corporations totter, and n pat argument bring them to the grouad. There was a sign in the window of a New York ice cream “‘parlor’’ reading, “Try onr strawberry ico cream with the strawberries frozen in.’' When those cooling words caught the eye of the re | former on a recent hot day, his wilted | spirits revived and he entered the | radiating peace and good will Bee, ' he said beaming upon the presiding Hebe he sat back and thought WR frozen strawberries were g When the dish was brought, | it closely, but failed to see any material signs of the x “Where are the ed, the genial expr one of stern inquiry “There ain't n said Hebe, ‘Only « the strawberries fi “What do you mean, then," customer, thumping the floor with his stick, ‘by putting such the window? That a firm is bound to cream with place Str wherry, confidently, Then ol tho mnped ries in digh cream,” ur quart bricks has zen in,’ said the a SIEM in is strawberries fro: insist upon having it. If the general consents to be bam! that ‘fake’ sign, I don't; along and get me some frozen straw ber- ries,’ “I tell youn we don't sell it by the plate,’ said vho was beg to show symy “I'll have man, ** sign and make The girl the prietor. who vith ¢ “Ver are jus inning the said Actually Stealing Wind. “Say, cer, 1 those hoboes aw: quested the 1 cyclery. **1 ’ un'd r or run them in, y ager of a Markot und the wish ¥ street yv're hanging ar door trying to steal our air all day] “Trying to steal what? “Our air—what we use to blow up pneumatic tires with.'’ : “Do you fellows own the air here? Did you rent it with the You'll be accusing somebody of off with your sunbeams next. 1 supp those hoboes graba handful of air when you ain't looking, jam it in their pock- ets and run, eh?" premises? ranning "ws it it Se) Hoops V ave Arrived. racted a Two young * od att at the Waldo were over prett They strutts a movement of of a As a in ight fomi ws the AUK eful on account of their about with an wm their STRRS lameness which was alike in both. this conld hard] y possible th quisitive ones wh flaring skin stive them # an explanation fr friendly nine, And what d matter? Why, | skirts! ‘That walk is caused by the weari hoops,’ smilingly exp } lady, “and hoops will soon ro form too When the modistes tried to force hoops on us a few yi , Wo were not quite prepared for t Now, with the flaring skirts, sloping shoulders and big ole oned hoops com plete the and we will take kindly to them.’' The steel trade will like this announcement better than that portion of humanity which hates to geo fashion disfigure the fair ones of this or any other ) York Lettér in think w sleeves, the picture, land. New Pittsburg Dispatch His Presence Aceounted For, it last!" eried the entfaged farmer as he stumbled over the old darky who was nj middle of “I've caught y Fin “I've caught yon ving himself in the wat un at Ia the green patel thief, yon! “Boss,” said the culprit as he gulped down the red heart of a fat Kolb Gem, “boss, 'fo'de Lawd hit waz all a axerdent how I come heah. I wuz walkin 'long de rallroad deg oz hones’ ez coud be, when ‘long como a freight train, en fo’ I could el'ar de track de engine hit me en th'swed me clean over de fence whar Iis row, en when I fell I landed ker- | blarim! on dese heah melons, en busted ermelon , You old : ‘em sii ter pieces, en when I come to I | | wus 80 hongry dat I des pitch in en eat | : | up shat I done busted I" —Atlanta Con- | | stitative. Getting the Money, Father—~Heo says he loves yom, bat ean ho support you in tho style yon have i been wecustomed to? Daugbter—Even better, father, dear, if you will just furnish the money. That is all that discourages him, —Kan- sas City Catholio. RULES OF THE ROAD AT SEA, The Color nnd Position of Lights at Night Toll of a Vessel's Course, Ensign John M. Ellicott, in St. Nich- olas, has a paper entitled ‘What the Lights Tell.'’ This is a description of tho system of signaling at night. En- sign Ellicott writes as follows of the “Rules of the Road:" Presently thero flashes out of gloom ahead a small bright speck ; then it is gone, then it shows again, and one of the lookouts who has eraned his neck forward in the intensity of his gaze cries out: “Light, ho!" In an ingtant the officer of the d¢ es in hand, the ck is by his side, “Where a lnguiring nd essel’s p Th 8 it, 8 1)! when with | Savidge 0am reveals and the side lights, that the « St intently wals hes, f Mm deck mo ho can tell w If her red i her port sids ch way the vesse , he ki must tur gO bx th Arcturus | re extons hered as t ms In some respects rivals Sirius itself in the intensiiy radiant energy If wo suppose rus to be the # the it f Osis Lhe sun's, volume, 1 that its diameter is no less miles nagine tho her planets constituting removed to Arcturus and set revolving around it in orbits of the same forms and as those in which they circle about the sun. Poor Mercury! For little planet it would indeed be a jump from the frying into the fir rushed perhelion, Mercury would plange n than 2,600,000 miles beneath the sur face of the giant star. Venus and the earth would perhaps melt like flakes at the mith of a furnace far away , the remotést of tho system, wduld be bathed in torrid heat. ~Popular Science Month] than earth and the the solar system Riz208 that an , bocanse, as it no ENOWwW m Even w "tr AOD The North Pole Moving South. For the past 40 or 50 years the geog raphers and astronomas have suspected that, on account of in the earth's axis, the latitude of ;all place on the earth's surface is changing. A f« Years ago astronomers decided to mak case’ of the matter, and that tho theory is correct. For « xample, they have proved that Berlin was 51 foot nearer the pole in Beptemnber, 1802, than it was in March of the same year. If Peary and Wellman will only be pa- tient, the pole will come to them ft, Louis Republic. Pugnacions Blackie, Professor Blackie had a large share of pugnacity in his composition, and a curious instance of it is given in this samo account by himself. “As a boy,'’ ho said, "I was always antagonistic to #hool fights; pugilism had no fascina- tion forme. 1 well remember a lad, over some small squabble, saying to me, (Will you fight me?" ‘No,’ I replied, ‘tut 1 will knook you down,’ dnd im- nediately did it, amid great applause. ! a tliting gradually Ww (1592) the now report member | ft words | The Magistrate’s : Library, | | o— | Brightly's Purdon’s Digest OF THE LAWS oF to 184, 2 vols, Continued by a 18 Price $l PENNSYLVANIA. loyal 8 vo. Price $13.00, supplemental volume for By Frank F. Brightly, Esq Binn's Justice, 10th Edition, (Issued In May, 185) ng thoroughly revised. with mo of Purdog Dunlap’s Forms, 1700 to references + Digest I vol 6th Edition. the 12th ¢ | | | | | i | i ed 1 1a vith re | edit ol I’ i a } i Vo iy Marsh's Constables’ Guide. 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