_ FLASHES, — —No dentist has yet been able to pull the tooth of time. ~The smaller the “talker” the bigger the salesman, oiten. , ~The man who has “seen better days” 18 now having very bad nights, ~How to have white hands: Let somebody else do all the work, ~The thing that a woman always knows best is how some other woman ought to dress, remy ~Coal dealers have not only a soft snap but a hard snap. Hard and soft are equally scarce, —There doesn't seem to be a high estimation of value placed upon the bride who is given away. --A man too lazy to find employment for himself always has time to find fault with other people. ~—In some sections there is a poptila belief that there cannot be a wedding without a hitch in it. —Potatoes are so small and weakly this year that a bushel of them haven't eyes enough to see anything smaller thax a silver dollar. — Englishman : “But your country has never produced a Shakspeare.” Bos tonian: “That's so, but we've produced John L. Sullivan.” —Helen: “Mamma, what is a casus belli ?’’ Mother: “My child, never speak of anything so indelicate. It is the Latin for stomach-ache.” —First Tramp: “The melancholy days have come.” Second Tramp: “The saddest of the year,” “Yes, everybody has wood to saw.” ~—“George Gulp,” said his friend, warmly, “is one of the salt of the earth.’ “I believe you,” replied the other man ; “he’s dry enough to be all of it.” —lady (to drug clerk):“A two cent stamp, please.” Clerk (absent ninded) : “Yes, madam. Will you take t with you or have it sent ?’ ~— (Gentleman (in clothingstore): “I find that I have got to go to Montreal to night, and I want a suit of clothes.” Clerk: “Yes, sir. You want a cut-a-way coat, I g'pose.” —And here is another clew. Says Cassius: “Upon what meat doth this our Cesar feed that he is grown so great?” The writer was evidently thinking of a rasher of Bacon. An umbrella dealer tells “how to open an umbrella without damaging it. It would be more important to know how to take your eyes off an umbrella without losing it. —Magnetist: “Yes waiter, | am a magnetist ; would you like to see me tip the table?” Waiter: “No, sah; but, 1 it's all the same to you, sah, yer might tip de waiter, sah.” “"—Mr. and Mrs. Old-Soak are going t the play. Mr. S.—“Ah! sweet wife, dressed in white and blue to-night? Mrs. S.—~“Yes, and with your nose we'll represent the American flag, —Phoebe Hicks, of Petersburg, Va has become the eighth wife of a widower with thirty-one children. A step-mother may entertain ill will toward the child. ren of her predecessor but she can hard- ly hold enough to go around thirty-one. —1f, according to Henry George, the land belongs to everybody, we would ask who owns the mud on the city streets. The owner is respectfully requested to remove his property, and put it where it will do the most good to the greatest number, ~ runkenwess or ree Liquor Ham Pourivery Coren sy ApMinisrening Dx, Haixe's GoLoex Seeciric.—It can be giveo in a cup of coffee or tea without the knowledge of the person taking it; is absolutely harmless and will effect a permanent and speedy cure, whether the patient is a moderats drinker or an alcoholic wreck. Thousands of drunk- ards have been made temperate men who have taken Golden Specific in their coffee without their knowledge, and to- day telirve they quit drinking of their own free will. IT NEVER FAILS, T+ system once impregnated with the Specific it becomes an utter impossibili- ty for the liquor appetite to exst. For particu ars, ete, address GOLDEN SPECIFIC CO, 185 Race st, Cincin- oti, O. -~ > — Wasa Mao of His Word. We wish, says a Colorado editor, to reiract our statement made last weok that our esteemed fellow citizen, the foun. Mr, Plumley, was nev r known to keep his promise. After reading the item in question Mr. Plumley happened to remember that during the heat of the receat political contest he promised to, kick us out to the fair grounds, and he immediately sume to the office and exe cuted hid promise, In fact bo bad not shily kicked ue all the way out thre, bul kept it up moet of the way back and if he bad not run out of bresth we beleve be would have been kicking us yet, Mr. Plumley is a gent'eman of his word, eullured and po'ished, an oan kick ike an Asiatic «+ sot nt Cheago Tribuns, ——- A A— A Gentle Stimulus, Is imparted to the kidneys and bled. ber by Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, which is most useful in overcoming torpidity of these organs. Besides in- using more activity into them, this ax. olleat tonic endows them with ad- ditional vigor, and enables them the better to undergo the wesr and tear of the discharging function imposed upon them by nature. Moreover, as they are the channel for the escape of certain ities [roma sue biood, inoresses their usefulness by strengthening and healthfully stimulsting them. In cere tain morbid conditions of these import. ant organs, they fall into a sluggish state, which ie the uaal peroumor of disease, What then can be the greater servios than a medicine which un pels them to greater sciivily when slothiul No maladies are more lous than these which affect the kidneys, and a medicine which averts the ‘be highly esteemed, TRYITAL RFEWERATO BAR consequences o folly and ox L SOUTRES or . Cures weakness Norv Fil vir Spinal apt m AD, ato, by la Tree. HARRI TERE 65 Hoa Ta. Yauio, N. ¥. i renews the ane: Use without delay, rR NORE, TONIC euros whon all slse falls, h,W Asth ols, at CORNS. roto toe eet, Never Halls T&Co, NY, HINDER The safest, fi. - & Suron and best » n. ren 00m to cure. [8 conta at Droguhis. When Baby was sick, we gave har Castoria, When ashe was a Child, she eried for Castoria, When she became Miss, she clung to Caatoria, When she had Children, she gave them Castoria, WEAK UNDEVELOPED PARTY of the HUMAN BODY ENLARGED DEVE For the benef Bol those WALIONS OF InVvestinents, semi EAP iO Dew Ii hiy excursions have been arranged, at one r the round trip, to ail points in Dakots Tiokets fir-t cinss and good for Liculnes ad Timmy ’ AN ITF Bawa a are to and Minnesota. 40 days, For maps sud lurther dress C. H, rie M General Passenger Agent, Bt. Paul, Mina, Ny Satin? Where Are You Going Wher Jo you start? Where from? How pinny in yowr party’ Wh £1 baggage have you? tions you will be fu the lowest maps, time phiets, or ATION ATEMALL Ct T A GREAT OPPORTUNITY CENTRAL State - Normal - School, Lock Haven Olinton Oo., Pa. tor term of 13 weeks opens Tuesday, Jan ring term of 14 weeks opens Tursday, March Beginning with th Jan. * Heat fu aweek Tuition, $1.25 To those woo a week as ald of tuition Besides the weekly ald, the State gloves 5 at graduation The pet cout for heat, furnished room, board snd tuition for the winter term of 12 weeks is only B39 and for the spring term of 14 weeks, only $45 50, Those who pam their Jundor Examinations next Spring snd enter the denior (Class. can attend » whol your of 41 weeks al the set cont of ouly $88 50 pro vided they graduate and receive the weekly ald of 10 cents a weak and the 80 dollars additional, This is an opportunity that sheuld be improved § everyone whe looks forward to temching as a profes von, The faculty of the Central Bate Normal Schou! is compraed of specialists in their several deperiments Four of the lastructors are, honored graduates of Oolllages The School rare cabinets and wal spparatas for (lastrating the sciences The Model School is conducted after the manner o the best training schools, AL the last session of the legisiature the Central Bate Normal School recived two appropristione ag gating twentylive thousmad dollars. This money a. been wend in putting the building is excellent or nishel room sn a Week intend to teach the This can be subts Fate acted Dollar A, V. SMI TH. GROCER. ~Bverthing in the line of Canned Goods, Cheese, Starch, Syrups, | Coffees, SOAPS BOAPS, SOAPS SOAPS. Fresh Sugars, Teas, 1 BN a ' 5 TOBAOCOS, TOBACOOS, Spices and Confectionery. Telephone Communication and Goods Deliv- ered Free. BLAIRSVILLE (PA. LADIES SEMINARY. Bad tiful , commoJious building heated ann, 1 loration, thoromgh Instermetion, er isidant ieachvers. Furnished room, beard, light, and fnitibn in $0 PES YEAR, f Advan in Art and Mesie. Thirty. AL amen reo on Neti hi fo FEV.T. RK DWING. D. D, Prineipal. I iB. &X B. How ean 1 How ean 1} ave mona? Fyn. mous, for to save money is to make it OUR TLLUSTRTED SPRING CATALOGUE, - [| ke ewe ui tn mi onoay? BLIuDIs are 2pp contain‘ ng a review of the Lending Styles and Fabrics also much valusnbie information ww avery housshold, is now ready sod will be sent to wny address FREE upon request Wa are offurine this month BAR GAINS EXTRAORDINARY iu our SILK DEPARTMENT. Linrge lines of Silks just bought for spot cash wt much less than value, und all new goods and « fered st rpecinily low pric 8 Lo 0 x 12 inches, stimulate the S, ring trade New India Silks New Yeddo Silks, New Changeable Silke, New Plaid Sarah Silks, New Bengaline Sil, Back Silks, The most mprehensive assortment ol New Dress SPRING DRESS FABRICS | shown anywhera, Evervthing desirable, | and styles to suit every taste. Write our | Mail Order Departmeut fir samples, noting as as possible of gonds 3 bout what #1 nro eo tad in, and the most ¢ BF 4 A’ BPECIAL LOW ices wi ba sent you Wa give extra time and MAIL ORDER BUSINESS pose to make t smtinfactory mer and successful in fosirnhle goo nr ' attention every data [4 ur sain of Spring CURTAINS now Progress A can be sont to any addr Soring Wrans J urkets in and BOGGS & BUIIL. FEDERAL STREET. ALLEGHENV, PA.| Tuts Pills CURE | Malaria, Dumb Chills, Fever and Ague, Wind | Colic, Bilious Attacks. dally business. Asa famiy medicine, they should be in every household. SOLD EVERYWHERE, lyr Walter W. Bayard. y HAS OPENED A DRUG STORE. In the room Iately occupied by W. H Wilkinson on Allegheny street, an} will keey constantly on hand a full line of DRUGS, MEDICINES, TOI. ET ARTICLES &e. Ihave TUBE PAINTS for Kensingti n Work, ALL ODuF3 OF PERFUMERY ene SACHET POWDERS. Telephone in the store, and all order, ‘hall receive my prompi attention Warren W. Bavaro, Prescription Prepared at rout BUTS Night or Day, i 1 hunter UNDERTAKING No. 7 West Bishop St., | Extraordinary BARGAINS IN IRON-STONE CHINA AND TABLE GLASSWARE. W, i, WILKINSON st. Dealer in CHINA, GLASS, and Queenswa re, ALLEGHANY STREET, leliefonte, pa. Is selling ALL KINDS oi Crockery | sid Table Glursware wt LOWER prices | than ever known in Bellefonte, as the | following list will show Hest quality, Iron Stone China: ad not Lo oraz Fea Sets (O68 inner Warrant. | LEN | i Wrest £124 110 > nio i ab Mivdiu + CALL AT THE < CENTRE DEMOCRAT! JOB OFFICE wanna BAND HAY E YOUR JOB WORK- ' Ton Plates 1 rouna or eo hes round 4 pieces ureens sauce d Sauce Tureens sauce b . h Als bar dled--] anbandied per dog 10 piece: Cups nud snucers do do Fruit saucers p preces do Chamber se Pitcher Covered chamber TABLE G1 Tumblers, © ud h, Goblets, Fruit Bowls Cake stands HE FOR snd Basin Ode | ABSSWARLE Glass Sat Ful sioeld NOW IS THE TIME TO SUBSCRIBE THE “CENTRE DEMOCRAT," ONLY $1.50 PER YEAR. IN ADVANCE. OF FI( RNa in il rad 1 vi x pra ¥ Your f fre EY. i reste the luwer nr EE IN SLE OLD CONRAD HOUSE BELLEFONTE PA. BOOK BINDERY AXD Job Office. o ‘THE BELLEFONTE BOOK BINDERY | 1s now in successful operation, Par- | ties desiring a first-class job at Ryd Embaluing Bed-Rock Prices A SPECIALTY. Should give ns a call. Weare prepared to do all kicds of | Plain and Fancy Bisding on short notice. Old Books rebound, red, and renovated. Mag Sinan, Dats: phlets, Periodi- eals, Papers, Bheet Mo- ie, ete, hound in any style. W.R.CAMP i Den FINE FURNITURE, t Bellefonte, Pa. | DIAMOND Linseed OIL WORKS THOMPSON & CO. Genuine Old Process OILCAKE MEAL OlL MEAL AS STOCK FOOD. Thera is no better or chaaper ford fo MILCH COWS. It increases the quant! ty and quality of milk more than an other fared. For fattening Beef Cattle it surpasres all other fool, making the meat wore tender and juley. No food known will it CATTLE as ranidly for market as Oil Meal. For HORSES, a small quantie ty oan be fed daily wilh valuable results, and for Sheep, Hogs. Fowles, ste, it Is an x llent f keeping them in a healthy condition, making Hoe, palatable meat. Wo manufacture by the Old Process — steam beat and bydraulie pressure, Well settled Linseed Ol and fresh grousd O11 Meal always on band. Write for circum and prices. Send vour orders 1 THOMPSON & CO, Allegheny, Pa Bubscrihe for te Oxx rz DEmo- RAT, ¥ Patronise Home Institutions and Howe Industries, Give us a fair trial, WE GUARANTEE OUR WORK. All kinds of lettering in Gilt done. Prayer Books, Hymuals, Pocket Books, Satchels, &c, lettered. w—psn on THE Job Department ! Is complete, and all kinds of Job Work done neatly and with dispatch. LETTER HEADS, BILL HEADS, ENVELOPES, BUSINESS CARDS, WEDDING CARDS, PROGRAMMES, DODGERS, SALE BILLS, POSTERS, Eto Don't Forget the Belle- JUS Ini Sindy. 1 _ AEE Fre N ' mre you. a H.C. ROOT. M. C. 153 Puan 81., NewVens J ones or Ini} ereme Stiveon & Un, Portland, a——— fonts Book Bindery, LoLumeia House, 111 and 113 North Broad Strat {Above Arch). PHILADELPHIA, PA. Open all Night. Refitied and Refura nished. Location Admirable. OFFERS SPECIAL INDUCEMENTS Opposite the Academy of Ploe Arts; from Broad Street Station, Pence. RK. RK from Baltimore and Ohio R° BE. Depot from Philed's and Reading RB. BR. Depot ; from Masonic Temple; | City Halt CONVENIENT TO ALL THE LEADING PLACES OF AMUSEMENT PENNSYLVANIA STATE COLLEGE. Fall Term begins September 4, WM, Examine tions for Ad sion Sept. 7. This imetitetion is looated is one of the mest bust fel and healthful potas! the entire A) tin open tr stedente of both seron: and Sher apes lowes Courses of Biudy : 1. A Pull Beisntifc Conrne of Pour Tears, 1. A Latin Beisatifc courve. 5 A GENERAL COURSE IN AGRICULTURE Pom years, The following ADVANCED COURFES, of twe pos anh, following Sret two years of the Belentl fe Oouree: (a) ALATOULTURE; (3) NATURAS RIFTOAY: (¢) ONRMINTRY AND FREYSION CIVIL ENGINEERING, » A short BPRCIAL COURSE ia Agriculture, A Short BPRCTAL COURSE fs Chemintry, T.A course in MBOCHANFO ARTS, bin werk with steady. Three yearn, Seniuing they ie Fy low, Tuition LA Teh Indies un charge of & competent iody Principel. Por , of other information address’ GRO. W ATHERTON, LLD., Passseawy, Brave Cosine, Cxnras Osa. PATENTS FRANKLIN H. HOUGH, SOLICITOR OF AMERICAN & FOREIGN PATENTS, 925 E, St, Near U.S. Patent Office. WASHINGTON, D.C. Coplos of patents furnished for 15 conte sash BCorrospondende invited, Minnesota Loads the World Ywr ares
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