v PEBBLES. i F | Be Vena ~THitory of the Middle ~Ages—the a ofd maids. 3 — Why is steady man like an unsteaty Jig 2, i te oP a Jed upt Lo gu "Some things a woman doesn’t know, of course; but one ‘of them isn't wat she thinks of some other woman. + =» —An expert clergyman, at marrving. could make about, a knots an my with favorable wind + + ' * —He: “Dear Alice, give me a kiss just one.” She: “1 aare not; 1 hav. ney ‘A amdn.? He: “Neither have I. 'Iswearit.” Polite burglar: “Madam, you are too young to wear such unfashionable jewel. ry... You must really permit me to rec ommend a new set, = When Artémns Ward was exibiting his show In Salt Lake City, lus. comp mentary tickets to the city otticials read ; “Admit bearer and one wife,” ~“Young man’ said the temperance reformer. io you deink 2" HY bn’ re- plied the youth: “but von'll' have to ex- case me. Vve just had two treats” —Dawdle: “Aw-—bawkeeper, give me ~aw-—-a new dwink; something I've néviw had befaw.” keeper: “Yes, sir,” Passes out a glass of ice-water. ~8he: “Are you gding 10 the picnic on Tuesday, GU Fle: “Oh, ves!" She, with indifference: “Alone, George?’ He: “No; lL shall take an umbrelia,” — Ada: “Why, one of your cheeks is red as fire, and the other pe as a ghost!" “Elia: “Yes.” Harry wus on one side, and | was afraid wamwa would se. us oh the other." # fF 3 . 41 tell you, Susi, that } will “som. mit suicide if you won't have me.’ “Well, Thomas. as soon as you haye given me that proof of your affection, I wili believe that you iove we.” —At a congert a vocalist began to sing “Shouid Anld- Aequaintance He Forgot | when the house was set, in a roars by somebody who squeaked out, in a pipluy voice: “Not if they ve got wouney :” ~“You want a keepsake that will al- ways remind you of me?” the said. “I do, darling,” he said tenderly, "What's the matter with myself?” she whisper ed. There will be a wedding shortly. —“f gappose vou must be tired of mv talking," said his girl, aiter she had been talking about fifteen minutes withou! his being able to get ina word. “Uh no,” he replied; “I get shaved at a barber's.” — Wile (reading paper): “Here is ar account of & man who sold his wife tor twenty-five dollars, lsm’t it Jdreadin, ” Husvand (thoughtfully): “Well, | dunno twenty five dollars 15 a good deal oi money." last Dollar of Debt Paid. NO MORE INTEREST FOR THE OVERSEERS OF THE PCOR OF THE BOROUGH TO. PAY. GOQD, NEWS FOR THI TAX.PAYERS OF THE BOROUGH. Twenty months ago I was elect- ed to the important office of Over- seer of the Poor, the duties of Upon assuming office in March, 1886, 1 debt of over $2,000 1 npaid. “This debt 1 said must be paid and at the same time the poor must be kept." In this I was stimulated by threxcelient record made by Mr. Keichline my predecessor. The debts paid by me are as fol- lows ; Judgment Contre connty va Boro, Overseer... $1066.08 Judgment B. J. Praner, va. Boru, Overseer, .... 048.30 my found a HMA LL L well PPP ET ending March 1887 I have aided; maintained and assisted in keeping sixty three per- at a cost to'the public’ of twenty-six hundred “and” twentymine dollars Total debt Paid... ovmomssmes During the year sons outside of the Poor House ind thirteen cents($20629.13. )my in- formation is that this is the largest number of persons, outside of the Poor House, that has “ever furnished relief by the overseer been of the b rough It is to be remember. the number of people to be ed necessarily increases. The f the yi Monday of March, 1888, will eX. penses wr yr be {about the same as they w year previous, | I have been j asked H It cost th the ouse. | answer it cert borough vear ending in —A timid young man has married » | lady whose weight verges closely upor two hnndeed pounds. “My dear,” ne says to her, “shall 1 help vou over the fence?’ “No,” says she to him; the fence.” ’ ~Mrs. Blank is generally of a « amiabie disposition. sut she said a vit thang 10 her domestic the other dav expressed the awlini » that Bri might one dav be well enough of 10 + gage a servant hersell. The poor was quite broken down, and cried baby. - Young wife: “John, dear, decided what mame to recions. sweet ay i: “Yes appropriate one.” ist? Young } the floor with “lagompia.” A BAD STORY. “hei sh 4 little bab I have found Young wif ishand (who has “precious” About the Awful Fiperience of a Monk: y It was a dark sand cold night the cock of Ssint:Nider had just } i ) Couvent of the Reoollets was illami ante apy by the fhickering lamp; ar the lence was broken only by the whistling of a gusty wind that blew the flying snow against the window panes, Ia = site of the rigor of the season and the advanes] hour, 8 woman was piously kneeling on the stone hor not far from the peincapai altar. All at once she seemed to haar distant groans min ding with the tumult of the teinpost, She Listened | tha plaiats seem] bo he repeated. Shy was selzed with trembling : but, in spit: of it, she went for dant some stops In th dire tioh of the sound, sed distinguished a hollow vojee calling af icevals an | with great effort, “lle Le Drothicr Recollels, help! O God, take ply on wel” , TA prey: to ansp akable terra” fhe woman ru:had from the eourch, rang at the coavent gate and demanded to see the prior instantly, The latter, being her spiritnnl director, andl knowing th anst «2 11% of his panitent, thougl.. ha sha halt ea the victim of an ab or! of th vee, caused by exeend yr Taking and nttashod no importance to the fa of which lis saw no other plansibl» ex planation. He thercfore reasarod her w well a ha could and dismiss] her as soon as he saw she was more ealm. A mon'h later one of the RKeenllots Fathers died. - His bn ly, follow »«1 by all the religious and by, a large multitude o laymen, was taken to the church. Th services ended, (the cortege movel towan! the vault of the convents Tt wus sitdnted beneath the charch, and was renchicd by means of a tight of st pt eommunleat ng with one ol the medg chapels and the entrance was closed with a beavy stone, When they roaches the chap |, some of those present united their re the "ne As soon as 4 ray of Lght bad dia snaked the entrance: to th th ts 1a spectacle which thay woete | with rigs of hoor, A eofpse im the habit of a monk was kneeling on ths Upper stops, with fage tarned towar! the ground The features preserved the express oa of acuty agony ; deep bites in the hands and the lower arms attested that the ane fortunate. being had fought for Jong hours against the torture of hanger, His habit, bis shoulders and the skin on the crown of his head bad boon worn by rubbing against the unyielding stone, which he had vainly struggled to hit: and his contracted moscles, which still showed themselves in bold relief against the skin, [ved that death alone had put an end to his desperate efforts, Jt was the body of & young brother who had been laid in the tomb the month be. fore, M. Lenormand says that this took nce a few yvoars before the great French Revolution, nt Mareigay (Manone ot Loire and that at the time be wrote there were some few old people still living there who the facts, ; in winter wir wk 1 : th i wl = res to vinl —— es i Marvigny | company for each other ' i and t O A for ne neces sity, w House. | : The | home | nother view of it it tht h Mise feel at and are perfectly contented and are | Thedamily in charge of the Poor to man- House deserves and are entitled faithful nein. whiche they cared . for the | sick, and mataged the house aiding much in keeping down unnecessary much credit for the expense, And now that the debt has been paid with & reduction of one mill in the amount of milleage laid | for Poor tax for 1887, I am fectly safe in saying ‘that for 1888 need: per three mills will be all that is ed for poor purposes. During the first year I served it was five, this year four and because we have faithfully applied the funds collect: ed, and paid the debt, we are able to still further rednce the amount of the levy one mill Very Respectfully, James ScHoriELD, rE ——— a ———— tp ————] bo da SUFFERING WOMEN... I FEMALE REGULATING BILLS, ghey - . bir pe y Aor Figs (A a hy 61 ri whatoims Gor 1. Lok 6: EAI em CIN0) IAYRNIINLY LE wry ah ‘na L] » D mak wl pe a 12 ls 2 oy a MUAAO "IVIOHMAS moyjoyBuoy a] in fin orgrg hogs Ac, ar Sioa - PES be Ae A ha Ta Sy sNdiyal asaud ava | WHY PAY $8.00 For this S=day Strike Clock, with Alarm Attachment, | ed that as our population increases | reliev- | | ending first | WHEN YOU J am i I a aC RN, i a CAN GET IT FOR S44. O00 At FRANK P. BLAIR'S. We have now on exnibit and most complete sssoriment >C ARPETS,< 4 ever shown in Bellefonte, at any and all times can be re irtaios in great Window Blinds Keeping live, &e . Ke. » Ee variety with all the fixtures bel g thereto, and fixtures, in fact everything iv the House including Sheeting, Pillow Casings, Tickings, &ec., We handle the +ROCHESTER CLOTHING< And are the only Clothing dealers in town who do, and will sell you a well made good fitting suit at the same prices asked you for slop shop trash. Try it once. S. & A. LOEB. tf. NDSEY LINDSEY S Gf os vig Complexion Beautitier AND CURE POR Fever and Agus, Berofaln, + Erysipelns, Rolls, Pimples, Sore Eyes, Seald Head, Tots Salt Rheum, Mercurial and all Blood and Akin Discases, rd remedy for, EXEL, Gx i ULDERS or RACK, * {ant task for me to Cres aatoris s wo well adapted to shildren that recommend it as superior to any prescription known 0 me." HL A Ancuzn, M.D, 111 Bo. Oxford Bt, Brooklyn, X. Y, Rais te NCE SR he hl ee he Ny WAR dren. for Infants and Chil Castors cures Molle, Contination, Bour Stomach, Diarrhoss, Frstation, Kills Worms, gives gloep, aud promotes LA wibious injurious medication, Tun Corravn Coxpany, 182 Fulton Street, N.Y) SEASON O All Work AN] F 1887-88, AR W. I. FLEMING, - The Fashionable + MERCHANT TAILOR, <~ Has just returnen from the Eastern cities with a new stock of the Finest « Suitings « and = Overcoatings Ever brought to town. Workmanship the Best and<~ | +>-Prices Down to Rock Bottom Guaranteed, Ri GOODS + AS + REPRESENTED. Special attention given 1 CUTTING AND FITTING.:< NO NANCY Large WW | | Y pay inflated | ai honest pn look at, and every man in C 5 f | PRICES 7 £4 ip ’ : 1714 ! rt rudd Ff NI ta tat (LARS RS EE0 aN in the selection show my g novelties and at prices s ¥ r 1 | Qrprisiogiy id {drop in snd see my stock W. I. FLEMING. | Crider's Block, DIAMOND 156m FOR INFERIOR MATERIAL rr gir] ia {to nest goods picasure oO dictions plems— ery latest Overcoat " Bellefonte. EDUCATION ATSMALL COST A GREAT OPPORTUNITY CENTRAL state - Normal - School, Lock Haven. Olinton Oo., Pa i Spring term of 14 wosks opens Tuesday, March 27, LD a ning wilh (he woanier term, gy Jan, 3, 1888, Heat, Mraished room and good board for only $2.50 werk, Tuition, $1.20 a week To thos who intend to tench the State giver 50 Conte swonk ae add. This can be subtracted from the cost of vultion at sation net cont for heat, furnished room, board and tuition for the winter term of 12 weeks bo and for (he sprieg term of 14 weekn, only $850, Those who pase their Jenior Examinations next Bpring and enter the Senlor Clase, can attond a whole your of 42 weeks at the net cost of suly $8 5 y vided they graduate and rocsive the weekly nid to conte a week and the 80 dolinre additional, This 0 an nity that should be improved by sveryone who forward to teaching ae» profes whom, The faculty of the Dental State Normal School i» tomponed of specialists in thelr ssversl departments Four of the lastrectors are honorad graduates of Oollagen. The Behool possesses tare cabinets and valosble apparmtog for iTlovtoating the soisncm, The Model fe hon! bs conducted after the manner o the best training sehoods At the bast sensdon of the Jegisiature the Central State Normal Behool seevdved (we appropriations ag: sting twantyfive thousesd 2. This Toney ry used in putting the butiding Yo excellent or. der Hydranis, watereolosets and bath rooms may tw found on the diferent Bours. ATT rome mie complote Iy farmtahed, The stadent should bring bis own building ot a small cost Btadents may suter at any te, Lock Haves necessities by mil from al) directions For the Ay and bod tila Loose of He Yoration the Central State Normal Selwot to admired snd praied We will be gad to correpond with any whe are in tereatad rooms reserved on Cholee PREPARED FOR O0L EGR. Address, JAMES ELDON, A.M, PRINCIPAL. Onsrnal dare Nonwas Somoos, Manufacturing Radbber tums. dont for Lint of Ou oe " fu HONEY 5 Maryland U & A. a Te od Winter term of 12 weeks opens Tossday, Jun 4 “a : Besides the weekly aid, the State gives 50 Dollar | only B00 | towels and napkins. Washing may be obtained in the F. W, Dorman, No 017 oak eet, Baltimore, THE Carpet House | is SCHREYER’S, Which has just been filed with complete line of OIL CLOTHS, : of all widths, styles and prices. Linoleums, For Offices, Vestibules, Halls, Kitch A tall line of CARPETS 4+ | constantly on hand, as well as every | thing in the ers, &ec. HOUSH-FURNISNING LINE. Rugs, Mats, &e. Store No 8, Bishop Street, Tle fo, ak, - Appliontion. ETUDENTS | # » 5 3
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