1T WAS NOT A SUCCESS. Just beforn Eckson and his wife started ou their wedding tour Eckson ssid We want to show people that all newly married people are not silly. Yes, we ao, Henry. Now, when we get on the train, let 0% Do: puy uuy attention to each oth- er. All right, We'll lean apart from each other and act as if we have been married for years, won't we ? Yes. Ob, I tell you what would be the funniest ideain the wotld, Henry, We'll take different seats, and after a while we'll get acquainted. Won't that be nice? First clase; splendid. When they boarded the train they took opposite seats. Henry took up a newspaper, and Mellie looked at the wavering landscape. After a while Henry looked up and saw the con- ductor sitting with Mollie Henry chuckled. Thinks she’s in love with Rim, I reckon, the bridegroom mused, Believe I'll go forward and take a smoke. His cigar must have been unsatisfactory; for he soon threw it away and resumed his seat opposite bis wife, Th: conductor was telling so amusing story, and Mollie waa laughing gleefully. Shedid not eyen look at her husband. Th.s is playing it a little too fine, Henry mused. I like to see good acting, but she acts a little too well. The train stopped at a station, and the conductor got up and went out, but returned immediately and again sat down by Mollie. Just then a young woman came along and asked Henry if she could share his seat. He gladly consented, musing that he eould play even with his wife. A few moments later, while he was busily talking, he saw, with a sweetened thrill of revenge, that his wife was looking at him. At the next station the young woman got off the train, sud when the conductor went out Henry eat down by Mollie. I don’t know what you want to sit down here for, she snapped. Why didn’t you get off the train with—— What do do want to talk that way for, precious? Precious nothing ! want you here, I suppose you would ralher talk to the conductor? I'd rather talk to anybody that will treat me with respect. Now, darling— Darling nothing. I'm going to get off the train and go home, that's what Pim going to do. I'm not going to Bwe with you, that’s what I ain't, and whan pa asks me why, I'm goiug to tall him that you didn’t treat me with sespect. You don't love meand nev- er did. You used to let on like you did, but you don’t even do that any more. Mollie— Mollie nothing. Go on, I don't want you here. Now dons be foolish, You know Kaw yet carried ob with (he conduot. ar—aever saw him before, either, “The mischief I haven't. He's my unele. | was going to introduce you #0 him, but I didn’t want him to know that we were married until just before we got off the train. Mollie. What ? Won't you forgive me? I ought not to, you are so mean. I was jealous and— Jealous ? Yes. I didn’t know you loved me enough to be jealous, Bat I do. a little ? Yes, more than you do me, Ro. Yes. No you don't, precious, Yes I do, darling. If these people were not looking I'd Kiss you, Henry, after a short silence remark. el: IVs none of their busines. Put your head on my shoulder There. He put his arm around ber, and, when he thought that no one was looking, kissed her. Ds you love me ? she asked. I adore you. You make me awful happy. You will live with me, won't you? Yes, always. We like the old- Goon; I don’t Don’t you love me just fashioned bridal tour the best, don’t we? Yes. Aud we don't care how many peo- ple are looking at us, do we? No. And if they don’t like it they can get off the train, can’t they? Yes, and you will live with me, won't yon? I couldn't live without you. [ couldn't live without you, either, Because you love me, don't you? Yes, and because you love me, don't you? Just then a man got up, opened his valise, took out a piece of cake, hand. ed it to Henry, and said : It's yours, Take it. I don’t want it. But you have earned it. I won't have it. The man threw the cake on the seat and as he made a break for the for ward car, said: That's the sickest bridal affair I ever saw, and I used to be a captain of a steamboat.— Arkansaw Traveler. WORKED LIKE A CHARM. A tough looking man entered the sanctum of a San Francisco paper re- cently and eaid to the inmate : Are you the editor? Yes sir,was the reply. Well, I have come to see you about a piece in your paperoneday last week which says that my wife who keeps a candy store on————street, is rather fond of the society of young men. I assure you, said the editor, as he cast his eyes around the room in search of some weapon of defense, and seeing none looked out the window to calculate the distance to the ground, I had nothing to do with the publish, ing of that article, I was out of the city at that time and the reporter who wrote that article was discharged last Saturday. Bat I will have the false publication corrected with pleasure. Corrected ? Why I would'nt have it corrected for 8500. I expect to make a fortune out of it. My wife sold more candy this week than she did the whole six months before, and as [ am not the man to forget a favor I just come around to pay you for the advertisement, Here is $25, and if you will put in snother piece next week and make it a little stronger, I'll pay you $50 And with the air of a charitable man who had done his duty though it [cost him something the tough old citizen left the sanctum. WHERE THEY WOULD FROM. COMB “Alas, Eatelle,” sighed Hubert, “I fear we can never marry. I love you devotedly, but I could mever think of asking you to share my poverty.” “But, Hubert, “poverty would be happiness if we only were together. What do I care for wealth as long aa I have you! I casa do without luxu- ries if only I have your love. Bread sod cheese and kisses are enough for me. I ask for nothing more.” “Really ?’ be answered, firmly Jook, ing fondly down into ber eyes. “Really I" she aouwered firmly look: ing up into his with a tender smile. “Then, by Jinks,” exclaimed Hubert, “1')l borrow a dollar aad gey the license this very afternoon. Your father ought to be willing to stand the bread and cheese and I feel com: petent to provide the kisses.” The Manx language, which is de- rived from the ancient Celtic, is rap- idly becoming a thing of the past. A few ballads are extant, and the trans. lations of the Bible, the book of Com. mon Prayer, the hymns of Watts and Wesley, portions of Miltun's “Pars- dise Lost” and some of the works oy Bishop Thomas Wilson ; but there are no newspapers in the mother tongues as in Wales, and in a few years it wil] have become virtually extinct, AMaine man proposes to jump from a balloon fifty feet above the Brooklyn Bridge, with thirteen pounds of iron attached to his feet. If he will slight ly change his programme, and jump from his balloon five hundred feet above terra firma, immediately over a pile of rocks all will be forgiven, and there will be one fool less in the world. At Calais, France, boiler incrusta’ tions are wade to scale off by passing an electric current through the metal for about two days, WBY GUM." | The boat was just casting off from | the pier when a man in citizen's clothes | who appeared to be greatly excited | rushed up the gang-plank and shout- | ed to she Captain to wait. Three | minutes later it was understood that a | desperate robber wason board, and that the excited man was his victim. | None of us remembered of seeing “a | ragged desperate-looking chap” come aboard, but the man was sure of it, | and we began a search, Nobody | wanted a robber and desperado aboard | and the search went on with a will, | After about ten minutes, the man who had rushed aboard uttered shouts of exultation, He had discovered the arch villian hidden under some fur | piture on the lower deck, and the] mate produced a revolver and order. | ed the fellow to come out or take the consequences, | Be prepared—Ilook out for him! cautioned the excited individual, and three or four more pistols came into view. and others secured bolts and bars. The desperado came forth. He was a boy of 15, ragged, dirty and fright: ened. He had something wrapped up ina newspaper, but he had no Wes pons, | He's the one who robbed me—there’s his plunder ! shouted the victim, and | three or four men closed in on| the lad. The package was taken from him | and opened. We expected to see] bonds or money or jewelry, but in- | stead of that our eyes rested on a half | eaten loaf of bread. I hadn't anything to eat for two | days | said the boy as he looked from | face to face, and his big blue eyes fill: | ed with tears and his chin quivered. | He's a robber, and I'll send him to | State prison ! exclaimed the man, as | he seized the boy by the collar. By gum! growled a voice from the | gangway, aod a fat, red-faced man, | who had armed bimself with a! heavy stick, threw it down with a| crash and pushed into the crowd and | asked : | Boy, who are you? Tim Williams. Where's your home ? N-nowhere! Did you rob this man of that loaf) of bread ? Y-yes' sir, but I was starving. | Oh! you young villain, I'll stop | your thieving and robbing! shouted | the loser of the bread. Someone help | me got him ashore ! By gum, said the fat man, felt in his pockets. He fished up a nickle, handed it to | the baker, and continned ; By gum! I guess not! There's vour | money, and I stand by the boy! Yes, | sir—by gum, sir! | He's a thief! | Can't help that, sir! He's a boy, | and he was hungry and had no other | means to get bread. I'm his friend, | sir—by gum, sir! Anybody who | lays a hand on that boy has got to climb over me—by gum! Fifty men cheered the fat mao and groaned at the baker, and the latter gripped his nickel and walked ashore. Captain, said the fat man, give this boy a chance to wash up, and I'll hunt him up some clothes. I'm going to give him a show, sir—by gum, sir! I was kicked and cuffed aod stepped on myself when I was s boy, and I can feel tor this chap, sir—by gum, sir, yes, sir; and I'll probably take bim home with me, Come, Tim—by gum—but there's nothing desperate about you, snd we'll have a talk and see how we can better your fortunes. Yes, ir-by gum, sir! And as the boat moved away every body gave three cheers for By Gom! and Tim.—Delroit Free Press. Tn the year 1664, on the Bth of December, a boat on the Menai, crossing the Strait, is, eighty:one passen was upset, and ooly one So pamed Hugh Williams, was saved, On the same day, in the year 1785, was upset, another boat containing about sixty persons, and every soul perished with the exception of one, whose pame was Hogh Will: jams. On the 5th of August, 1820, a third boat met the same disaster but the passengers of this were no more than twenty:five, and singular to re: late, the whole perished, with the ex: ception of ‘ove, whose name was Hugh Williams. 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LJ green | 1 Coffees are always fresh, | FRUIT JARE ’ d sflectic Medicine Co., Pittsburgh, Pa. | BTONEWARE ~1n stislzos of all the donirabis sh ape west prices, | best quality of Akron ware This ia the most satis factory goods in the market, | YorEIGN FRUITE Oranges snd lemons of the fromhiont goods to be Juciest jemons we can find chonper thay the very We buy the best and They sre better snd low priced goods, We have the new and Mason's poroelsin-] and glass Wop jars Hghining jar is far ahead of az yihing yet known It is » ttle Liigher In price ths be Mason jar. but itis worth » ’ the Hight ghining fru "3 3 than the difference in pri J sod you w t regret it Lave them in plots Use a MEATS fast Ha “e I Ball gallor Vine pugarcured jisme Fi ‘ i dried Best piece of tment we sel], Nake and have Sty Sine lan We give a | 8 always try w slotuers cen depend tiles BECHLER & OO IBOCERS & MEAY MARKEY Bush House Block, Bellefonte. Ps. } VV \’ N DR. RYMAN'S ETABLE B i 1. Yi.du Fi FOR THE J THROAT. 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The most violent cases of Dysentery have speedily yielded to the magic power of carminative. If taken according to directions success is certain, DR. RYMANS CELEBRATED CARMINATINE for children teeth ing greatly facilitates the process of teething, by softening the gums, redu- cing all inflamotion—will allsy ALL PAIX and Sphamodie fhskion, acd is sure to late the wels, Depend upon it, Mothers’ it will give rest to your-selves sud RELIEF and HEALTH to your INFANTS. We have red and sold this valuble Medicine for many years, and can say in confidence and truth THAT IT HAS NEVER FAILED IN A SINGLE INSTANCE TO EFFECT A cure when timely used. 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