BILL ARP ON DOCTORS, | fears abound, and nothing enters but Young Writer “Mr. Editor, : I] Only Temperav~ o Bitters Known. - - Y: - ’ dernt love and pity and tenderness. ‘1 hirty have written a few coatributions for 4 . 4 () ) \ | % , Doctors are & curious institution. I |five days have passed over this one | the press, and I have decided to be- " ’ tt Xd ~ .y Paisisd | 1 the good doctor says there are | come a humorist, Can you give me like the profession and honor them, | and the good docto \ 4 J oq é I ; isi : : ; oh . CANE E £6 a TS but the r Are curious. The practice of more LO come, but the b 'y will wealth i pointer : 7 )_| | | OC (&] | 108, roy fm OS \ ’ AH th y p H UA) their calling makes them so. Some | er the storm, and so we are hopeful Editor—"“Are you married? are iors sympathetic and tender | and thankful and patient. It was a Y. W.—*] am.” FOREIGN FRUITS | H rite $ \ . eH We é " thang hearted than others, but us a general | good time to write about doctors, aud E.—“ Well then when you write an rule all of them get hardened to suf [so I have written, article that Jou think Ji intensely and CONFECTIONE funny, read it to your wife and ask NH 1 : fering. A groan, or a pang, Or an i agony is no more to them than the HUMOROUS her to criticise IL. creaking of a machine. I hear them | ise Y. W.—¥1 tried that.” / \ py 4 Ml A R K ET In connection. 4 talk sometimes when they get togeth- Because the baby isa little yeller E.—“Did she laugh ?” er, and they remind me of hunters | 8 no sign he is « Chinamen Y. W.—"No; she went to sleep and telling their exploits. Well not that | “Pat, what time is it?" “Oi don’t | gnored before I hud read half of it.” 4 . 1 k Mike, but let’s us guess at it J. ~“Shake, young +! shake my N , vdicine kno ilectual exactly, hunters tell how many they | know, Mike, K | B.—“Shake, young man! shake my | No ether medicine kyon wo ectonly kill, and the doctors don’t. But they aud thin, begorra, the man who comes | hand! You are a genuine humorist, | Millions bear testimony its won- } : ih 4 iy . v \ k is C1 derfal curative eff ects talk with the same enthusiasm and | furthest off’ can go out to the kitchen I'hat's the way my wife does, Cali- It is a purely Vegetable Preparation, i : } : ul y made from th Ive herbs and roots of Calif a | fornia Maverick. | the nal propertics of which sre extracted pro] refrotn wil it the ure of a he ¥ ok.” the same indiffcrence to human suffer- | and look er It removes the eause uf dscase, and the ) > A lady of charitable disposition | . i | | | ing. Their success is the big thing A lett mtten®in A { Ti i recovers his | ; A lett riven io Lond Aide st is the great Rlood Purifier and 4 t 3 “wy | ' I Lifeynying Principle: a8 Gent Purgnative ud him by mending his clothes, “Yes, | ct statement : | ‘Pouia; n perfect Hepovator ai ily madam,” hesaid, “I have a button, he ing of sincerity ing word hi o medidas § h ™ oe a > a ' ry id , 1 | ’ . } p vated 2 4 4 PF affair } 4 power of Vispoan Birrens in healing case of intersurception and he said ; | and if you will sew a shirt on it 1 |land. ch a condition of affairs| , or A IN3gAN The Alternative, | asked a tramp if she could not assist and they have no time to say, “How that poor fellow did suffer.” I Lear » one not long ago tell another about . » l wil} ‘ " vv ion ’ ivy \ ir ‘nelan 03 “I tried everything that was ever | will be greatly obliged, longer exist in England, but | . | Ry 1h a t ha YI O34 i kansaw bhettin ' 3 4 , | Irritant, Sudor heard of, and as a last resort I got a | Some one cays that ) wid Arkansaw, betting now is and ever 3 } are wards na aldn' fHoht ¢ en the neh al sincerit a block and tackle and Ned $ are cowards and w hght, | ! } tl nog neerity. i cond 1 8 of BY No person can to dir s and 1 hd : not destroye y ’ 4 tbat 3% : the same they are the only people a joist in the kitchen, and then I] Ame y ant € only peop Yisaly Bm : 8 country who have the Pal ing f mtroversy wit an \ i § A 1 1 ¥ Ls wasled IA ————. A ——— ———" ——— — —— 1 | : | BR } i - | Ai i swung the darkey up with his head : “ | I the point of repair. ‘ a ; " 4 : | l A Yutermition I ¥ 1) FV AM A AY EA Tet 2 A ' . } hi . Se: | courage Lo marry a dozen of wi banc xc red ; Billous, Remittent, | 1 tent and M A iN cw FIR |) f 1 I ANN | \ \ \ F(;- down and bumped him around awile, | Fever? are alent Chr t its - MA 1 . . . > ! : a three year's inning. U area ia ‘ ‘g uany i ne va : F Eres J A until I heard something pop, and sure | ® '07 b 3 : : crs and their vast tributaries during the Sutin | he was all right, and he was, . am going ake it nt or \ : : i that.” sinha hay / oe | ’ i ’ J is Phere is no eathartie It would not do for have much sympathy. it ther or business, y fit them for ‘ Fortify the body ag in f \ ¥ n } about suffering and distress until am'sick and sad and feel like weeping | “° * spn loan aged | jce husky with ¢ CI Envigornios the Stomach . - i . m i { b will LION ’ : ' {1 r and rivers of tears for the yr things, | pisibdibi ohAT belt ili ‘ii “arlis re tha livai } 1 of 1 but 1 feel my utter ii ; ho i and thi Dyspepsin or Indigestion, | For hijyinmmatory a y: be sacrificed, or J 81 WIL TY SF A vir dear f fon [ ! RAT Weld REA Mechanical Diseases... aiiate, i progress, It is like tl n er ¥ u 1 1C WOIVH =. o shin Diseonsos, hard as he can and throv vel siigtidy sb ; a hat or a : next brutes, ‘ , r Vin, Tape and o and skirmish with de general of an army Some mu i Complaints, in | 1p UU at lie ol a go RG 18 8 wa ‘ : ’ . vel n t 4 be WAS : f e Yitinted Niood hue happy if : ; h AME A . ther side He like 8 Around each bottle EE a. (JSD esmeenneslSSE, | the family doctor is a part | : ars and | Sold by all Dealers and Druggisty, | s————— ['he Pittsburgh WEEKLY POST, TheOnlyDemocratic iPaper in Pitts- burgh. he family--an honored , 1 | ry € drawn to him as to Ouick Railway Time, . . . vhole world with all its vast ery is at work for bodies, but 10 a \wyer, | than mon nat few HAMILTON'S write. On the burs sickness, Vials with bers and the druggist’ ioctor’s and the j rconite and gelsemi if stock in a Her money will pay will be » » UU ahead glass tubes and & machine to” throw | we play almost eve emulsion and verstrum and bromide and encalyptus pills lomel and : ; nate ; how t REMEDY IN THE WORLI arbolic spray into the throat, There | parties are generally from B 3 RLI Wall Street News i - TE WALTII Alin is to certify that the Roel \ th . ‘ i i Dysentery and Dian - a " HAN atiinowislas Watch bought Feb, 22. 1879. has ru: Fingal. reig r 1 ket arises from teething or from any other {fin squares Lo register the morning Dry g ods merchant a ' very well the past yoar Having set i} t i ‘ ' OY cause, and say to every motl Me who . y i. r pa 4 ; ' : ‘ " oniy twies during that time, its onl y A . a LEB : and evening temperature of the pa- | think you could learn to p a FHE BEST IN THE WORLD, , } a as a child suffering fi variation being three minute ith «rh 9 «a chart hanging in the hall marked f 1} ny of the is i KR 3 Int ting | 1 Ong nplaints tient. In one corner of the room is a | *8lesman run very much better than | ever an. |. re \ | g Jo going compli ,. do nok let ’ : : . i ‘o ir. ticipated, ” ‘ ton : ! yur WEuGios, nor he rejudices bed apd a cat beside it and a sick boy | 4 eP - ! wi : 0 an "R "P BRY + : i of oul oe stand belwoer ye or " p r ! ell, supposing you were walling uinger | © a h SI oly ton, the i hs od F the wil spe 1 Le . : ! ’ "J . » | A ys UO ul ARG Lhe went iris ) § 1 mn the bed, and his mother goes noise- | on that man avd his wife over at the Merling Ov » oe 2 : a In short, in the eight pages and fiflvais ng child and reli f, that will sure to lessly around and watches him and | lace counter, What would you do tough & Watton Organs, JULE ON HEIRS, &c.~In the | columns of the Weekly Post will be found | flow the use of Rymax's Canmixa. 4 ) Decker Bros. Plas Orphant’ Court of Centre wnty. Betate of | that af tot « Ti Full di vl ; 9 . T AL careful variety of readin that Inter IVE. u aircelions arranges the cover and keeps the bot. | first] Win, Knabe & Co, Plane, | Michaal Decker, deconsed, Int k township, | ests the man of ba privy, emhie ’ oF. Wing will l fh t } H {i i I would hold up the best piece ot Poacher Plan Uehin nals a i A ti fry a ies Wh Tatmits $he Lace pany vp b hort f tle ot 'w . 2 hee ‘ " } renter & On. Pita 1 And wow, January 1880, Oourt gown Rute | Politician, the student, ar we-enines " \ p i 3 ties of ho™ Water to his feet, and mois- | 54 jn the stock and ask the man if Pease & Co, Pion wate and preeminently | ag A trial of the Carminative will 4 . a Behr Dros. Plane | Wpon the heirs aud othe parties (oterested in the the family and household eclrele tens his lips, and sponges his forhead ’ i i raOme { partition of the setate of sald decedent to appere 1s i recommend | Ll i # ead, | he dida't think it becoming to his If there in no agent for our goods in your neigh | pen court on Ue fourth Monday of Apel), A. DB a Binglo Subs ription, §1 35 YOR? i whos nd it. : br hood $e " one f - f & yor and sometimes leans over and whis- | daughter's style of beauty. cial fenres antl oe atau swe will make you | next, and accept o- refuse the real otatont the vain. | paid: TH} B ree Y k, Washing special Rgures anti] we sstabilish an agency Allon, or to show sans why the same shoald set be Price 25 cents per Bottle. Ob, nothing. The woman would | erase snd pianos pareny givens ds all homrasidents of Centre county, | postpaid, old by Druggists and Country eaponidon slieited, hat 3 sud there are thousands of them over | Young man I don't want you fora | © 8. HAMILTON, Mr a semiiandn With sald ays Ber 8nd for sample copies pers loviag words, and kisses his fo Well what then ? Shere, Pauline Wa VAD hal SERIE Sr AgnLy i sold. In parenance of the shove order, sotics is In clubs of five or ov or, $l 00 per year verish brow, This is the sick room, take care of the rest of it. Boscia rates st wholesale for Malt trade. or ra the Trarr om ol ASR! Dian meat | An extra copy free for every club of 10 Merchants generally, W. MILES WALKES, |H. A. Moore & C ' a 7 Fifth Avenue, and 180 First Avenue, 1.4 —— n “ . 4 " y \J the land-—the room where hopes and | clerk, I want you for u partner, “Him Piiabarg Fa. | Sertils Oce, Pb. 9, 1886, Berit, JAMES P. BARR & CO, ' Mc re & Co. prop rs. Pittsburgh, Pa. Publishers, dOWARD, PA.
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