Centre Democrat. (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, April 03, 1884, Image 6

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    They All Snoaa at Onoa.
A good old United Btates senator,
who waa once a boy himself, and who
enjoy* fun a* well to-day a* he did
tarty year* ago, iu a letter the The
<Sun on some buainraa of grave im
portance to the country, tell* a short
•tory of one of his eiperience* ia
school when a boy, that caused school
to be dismissed, and then he asks,
••George, what was the funniest scene
you ever witnessed in school, when
you were a boy?" Whether the states
man wanted the question answered
(tersonallv, by letter, or through The
•Vim, he did not say, so here goes. Ihe
funniest scene that ever occurred any
where, in school, occurred in this state
twenty-five years ago. There were
about siity boys in the school, and
nearly as "many girls, and the boys
were nearly all full of fun, though
they did study, and many of them
•have made high marks upon the black
ftoard of fame. The teacher was a
pious, truly good man, whose sole in
terest was the development of the
minds of his pupils. His greatest
eaduees was when there was any levity
going on. The boys could be boys,
and wrestle, and perform any athletic
exercise, and yell like Indians, out
sloors, and it was all right, but laugh
ter was something that made the teach
er tired. He would pull a boy'a ears
for laughing quick as lightning, and
if half a dozeu boys laughed at once
it seemed as though it would kill him.
He was the best hearted man in the
world, but fun or anything laughable
seemed to him to be wroug, and he
could not help iu Some of the boy*
felt hurt at his opposition to laughter,
and they thought if they could only
get hint to laugh just once, so he would
know how it was, how it felt, and that
it did not hurt liiiu, it would do hint
good, and not do the school any hurt
So one Friday afternoon wh< n there
was going to he an "exhibition," such
as speaking pieee 4 , the Isiy* put up s
jhh. T here was to he it hoo-e lull of
visitors, fathers urd mother* of the
boy - and girl-, ami at noon one of t! e
boys whose father kept a grocery,
brought up about half a {• mn I oi
black snuff. The snuff wa* parcel
led out to all the boy*, a "piu> h" to
each, and ct a given signal all w re to
take the snuff and watch for results.
The red headed boy was to go up .n
the platform to sp*nk "Bingen ou the
Uhine," and when he got to the pro
per place he was to tHk' his snuff, an i
sneez* 1 , and the rest were to follow suit
or trump. The school room #< full
of visitors, the teacher was in his ele
ment, atid every boy looked a- though
be would do or de. One of the b v*
gave a big girl a pinch u! snuff, he
tore the time came, and she took it
and bgan to sneer-*, which created
some excitement, ami all the boys j
looked at her as though she w* try- '
ing to beat them at their own game, !
but the red-headed leader winked at j
the boys, as much as to say, "That is
a premature explosion MO thev wait- j
ed. But the laugh that was created !
among the visitors by the single sneetc
of the girl, showed that when there
vi< sneezing enough to go around, it
wculd bring down the house. The
teacher told the visitors how the school ;
was progressing, and what improve
ments the scholars were making, then
had them sing a song, and then all
was still, and the good man announced
that there would be a declamation by
one ot the scholar*, of "Bingen on the
Rhine," and as the red headed hoy
came out of the aisle with boots /our
siz-a too big. and pants two siz<** too '
small, with his father's old fashioned
"stock" around his neck, and tumbled
up on the stage, as a b >y always turn
tolea when he wants to d) anything
nice, there was a litter on the part ot :
the visitors. The teacher frowned, ,
half at the awkward boy, and half at
the visitors, and as the boy fared tin
audience and made a bow that would |
stop a clock, the teacher said, ' Let us
have the utmost quiet, and George,
take your hands out of your pockets
and sjs-ak up loud." George removed
his great, big, awkward, red hands
from hi* pocket* and spike up Intnl. '
That was what George was tlieie for.
Clearing his throat, which ws long
and narrow, and freckled, ami wxl
lowing the Adam's apple that stuck
up like a bracket shelf in a pantry,
he proceeded upon the mournful story
of "the soldier of the Legion,*' who'
"lay dying in Algiers." lie w<nt
through it nicely until he came to the
passage which says, "His voice grew
faint arid hoarser, his grasp wns child- 1
ish weak, his eye* put on a dying look,
he sighed and ceased to Sj>eak. ' As
George sighed, he put his thumb and
finger to his nose and inhaled enough
snuff to have exploded a bank sate.
He began to catch, and act like a per
son who is going to sneeze, ami the 1
boys began to load their own cartridges.
History will record that George *noz<-
first", though he tried hard to prevent
it apparently, ami the teacher sympa
thized with him. The visitors did not,
and they lagan to titter, the teacher
frowned, end George gave another
sneiz" that nearly kifofked the glohc
off the table, and then they laughed.
The teacher was about to say some
thing appropriate to the occasion, to
apologize for the declai Tier, when away
over by the stove a big le>y sneezed *
ti a it almost looscocd the stove-pipe,
and then a lilt s* fellow on the front
seat sneezed, and finally the skirmish
line of sneezers was overcome by the
main force,and in half a minute sixty
boys were sneezing for all that was
out. Tho visitors, noticing the help-
less and forlorn look of the teacher,
his wild appearance, tried to keep
from laughing by stuffing baudker
chiefs iu their mouths, but they hud to
laugh or die, aud it was not long be
fore everybody was laughiug, except
the teacher, and he looked as though
be wanted to dia. George was on the
platform yet, but he bad forgotten the
balance of his "Bingen,' and the au
dienca had forgotten him, but when he
turned to the teacher and asked if he
could b* excused, the teacher said,
"Yes, a thousand timea, forever," ami
then the teacher had to laugh. He
said there would be a recess of teu
minutes until th* scholars had sneezed
up a lot ahead, and then there was a
solid ten minutiw of laughiug. For a
wonder ths teacher did not attempt to
find out how it happened, in order to
punish anybody, which was probably
the beat war, as the boys had too much
respect for him to do such things often,
while if they had been mauled they
would have been trying a new game
every day. There are many people
a ire t • day who were ia that school -
house when the sneezing occurred and
none of them will ever forget the lok
f surpiise, annoyance, pain, indigna
tion, sorrow and anger that took turns
on the face of th* truly good old
teacher, God bless him, when the
sneezing and laughing was at it*
height. But such thing* that were j
done year* ago, when the country was
new, are all wrong now, ami we hope
the United States senator who lia*
brought out this story, will not attempt
it in the senate, because it would create
a sensation that would cause the sen
ate to lie laughed at. That was the
funniest scene we ever witnessed in
t>elmol. Ann.
Raw Meat.
"M-Qbirter i.* a peculiar fellow,"
said Tom B 'le*. the other day biiidng
hack and imping, until it seemed a* it
hi* entire head would become H yawn
in_* cavity. "I wu* g 'ing to sny that
I slept \siih him la-t night, but, hang
liint. I didn't sleep. I w> tit to hi*
room, having accepted an invitation
in cat oystei* and *hs p at hi* t-xp.-i.-. .
Mack, von know, is a sort of literary
man. He write* |wtryoii the (hath
of friends, and it seems t rue that he
i alwuv* glad when a valued friend
drops off, tor it gives hi* grim muse a
chance to come out of its box. \V• 11,
after we had ea'< a the oyster* nml
settled d iwii to the comforts ari-ing
from briar-root and tobacco, Mai L
looked up suddenly ami said :
"Tom. I am going to write a poem."
"Who's g log to diar I asked.
"Hang ii all, you ft Hows think I
can only write whin somebody 'dies.
You take my muse for an undertaker,
don't you? I have written maiiv
poem* on live topi--*, let me tell you.
I)> yon know what kind of poetry
tak'-s l>* a' ?"
"The light and breezy kind, I should
think."
"That's where you're wrong. I'*
the terrible vero that captures the
people. Fine drawn cntumrtt only
apja-als to a few refined people, where
as a wt II verbified description of JIOI
jam* i* understood by the ma • -.
fake, for instance,the ' M una I > >n"t
vou remember it. 'Stay, jailer, st iv !
lam not mad,' and o on. Had thst
Item a love scene it would have been
forgotten year* ago. I)o vou know
how that was produced? No! Well,
I'll tell you. Haw meat.*'
"Baw meat?" I repea'cd, looking
up in astonishment.
"Baw meat," puffing vigorously at
his pipe. One night the authir • t
that tragic poem went home as hungry
as a wolf. He could find nothing •>
eat but some raw hm. He didn't
take time to cook it, hut devoured
quantity of it 'dry so.' a* the co miry
jicople *ay. That night he had viv I
dreams of startling terror, and the
next morning be wrote the poem
That's true.and you needn't grin with
such a broad mouth oi incredulity.
This set me to thinking, and U|w>n in
vestigation I find that Byron, Mil on.
and even the great Shu <<-*p<are him
self nte raw meat to induce startling
dream*, for, trom the lurid scene* thus
fl ished athwart their minus, they, ti|mn
awakening, could draw* wild pictur*s
from recollection. No trouble at ail,
you see, only have to spin it off and
then watch the public s'are at it.
Now, I'm g -ing to eat n lot ot raw
meat, nml to-morrow morning, fresh
from c< n that still hatig before me
in wild glare, I shall count oil* the
thrilling number. See here going
to the wood box aud taking out au
enormous hntn —"bought it lor thi* oc
casion. All!" —brushing the dust
I from it—"ihere is more inspiration iu
| this than there is in all your hours of
hard work. Coleridge did not believe
in tho ham theory,' —taking up a
I knife and cutting into the bacotitd
I inu*e —"declared that he was not a
ham fatter. Took opium and other
: stuir to make hiiu sleep in dactylic
cat-naps, hut Hhakcs|>carc snored in
leutaiiieter. Won't you huve some?''
| depositing five or six large slices on
the table. "No I You are not literary.
Of course it is making reputation at
the expense of tho stomach, but he
who would not make sacrifice* to ad
vance a noble calling should not be
recognized by men who have gained
eminence,"
He finished his raw repast in silence.
After awhile ha said :
"Suppose we turn in. Believe I can
sleep like a top. That meat falls so
naturally into the grip of good digc*
tiou, that I have soma doubts of it
producing the desired effect."
We went to bed, and lay for a time
talking about (be grocery buxitiena
my < alliu„ —lite onion seta, cotton and
lire issues, until Mack dropped off into
a wound sleep. I couldn't aleep, and,
lighting tay pipe, I lay there ainoking.
Pretty aoou Mack tiegan to mutter
"Whoa there!'' he cried out, "got no
more aenae than to run over a fellow,
(iet back there, you blamed fool.
Whoa, 1 toll you I" He waa talking
to a boon*—a nightmare doubtless.
"Didn't I tell you to whoa f" he yelled,
and reaching over, he grabbed my
pipe, anaubtd it out of my mouth,
and dropped it into tbe gaping bueom
of hia night ahirt.
"You blamed scoundrel,'' he yelled,
squirming like a worm. I tried to
get the pipe, but he fought me off.
" H'fwa /' he howled at the top of hU
voice. "Head him !" —and he apraog
out on the door, fell over the wood
box and howled piteoualv. Now he
waa th >rooghly awake and was loaing
no time. In a minute hia ahirt boaotn
had withered into nothing. "How in
thunder di I that happen?" he asked,
going to the water-bucket and delug
ing himself. I explained. "Thought
I waa in a narrow lane," he continued,
"and that a horae waa trying to run
over me. He finally kuocked me
down, and trampled on my brea*t.
Gemini! I'm burning up."
**l>ie)n*t tlrcain iu hentic roefthure?"
I li'K/Mled.
"I. Kik here, flun't twit roe ; when a
little man take* you into hi confidence,
d n't a'uiAe the trut. The
favor that can b conferred U|hm a
pernoii, it for a literary man to tell
him how certain thing* were written.
I>i >k at Ihrkofi*. L *<*k iilThackery!"
He took down a Lottie of mtreet t>il
mi*) gr a#rl hi- hrea-t. "Never min<l
talking t*> me ; Iknowwh t I'm doing.
Iloii'l aay anything alaiot thie uuthide.
Ttie Imh. iloi.'t ini'l- i.hind it." Alt. x
a while It- lay down again. I foil wcl
him, leaving my j*i|.• on tin* table
At *r many gi* hi,- and mntu ring* he
dro|-|*-'l ntf in hl< p. I wit* o wr HI. hi
upon tli it I couldn't •v* n tloie. H*-
tl* pf in rewtlee* ctart- and jerk*. Il>-
w rk**l himo If at' innl uolil he lay
with hi. head a lew lUehe* from th*
edge ot tin' -laip t*>rii* li *1 hetl p*U
Thoiighlt liet-aine indi.tiiift to my
uo utnl eye. Ihe !•>* :tirn. <1 light
fa-led. A tat gnawing at the wa-h
-dtainl, hi* tied at though to- were mile,
away, and a wag *ti that rattl d in tin
timely ta a *-l along the 'rnt, otop|>t-d
lit iioit.* .ti !j. i.ly, u it it ha I reached
it tailing ntr place A tri-arnltoat, far
*1 . n the river, w hi*t I* <1 and the *<>und
die! into faint inii'ic Ka* <t of fin-mlh
iame up ai*<l * hl<l forni*<lancc*t Iwfortr
me,
1 Don't hhove roe ?"
I 'tailed 'rout a light le, p. Mak
wa* dreaming again. "Ifw.k out, 1
■*l! you," ao*l lit- juinped. Hi* head
• triii k the corner of the tied jwmt. It
wa. *piite enough to have eplit ojan
the head of an ordinary man, and
i mplied hi* imelk-etiial lacuilie* out
• *ii the la'd fpnith, and I wah hiirprieed
when lie i** 11 *-* I out on the floor and
groaned. I knew he hurt, and
lea|H *| (*, | i- a-'i-iaiir-e.
'I.-t m al me!" he exelaimed, lift
ing a blih <1 htHinid hand from the t**|>
t hlh liewl. "(to 'wav, I tell you'
!t;w- meat ! If I mtild h<-e the fellow
wb*iwrote that article ami led me into
i*, I'd m.i*h hiin into a nroulewcrip
iv* in*i*a. It you t<*!l the leiyh any
thing a Lout tliih, I hhall try my hand
on yni."
"Y-, M ick i a |>eciilinr fellow , and
von needn't iell him that von have
•* u in-.' - (dpi' in TVx'i* Sijt
inn*.
'A ' hni I Amy to Itte high m-hool
irl, ">he toiii the aiory, an lof coure
'he g >t the cart le-fore the horee."
**A •it mean," fortified Mildred, "thai
*Jn- e.oo-*l th vehicle to precede the
•piadruped."
I jtfirit'Kii that a Spani*h girl of
my acq latniam* held her tan hall
i*|-ii I ahked the phil-*Mphy of th*
thing.
"Why you wouldn't have me hold
it any other way, would you ?" klh
•aul with mild *urprie.
"What diflkf nee dftCft it make*"
"All the ditf* r.-nee. If I keep it
ciohed it tn< nn* I hate y*iu."
"Heaven f >rhil!"'
"Ami if I open it wi*le it mean* I
l-rcv-e y-o U."
A* !ie then began loop* nil I flew.
"Vol 'UK not heiking well thi*
morning," raid Mr*. Yeat to her hu*-
baud when he came down to brisk
lad.
"No ; nor am I feeling w 11, either,"
wa. the gentleman's reply.
"Headache inrjuired the lady,
cautiously.
"No; but I dreamed taut night that
I wa* out to a large dinner party, and
I vmiftt have eat lon much, for thin
morning I awoke with a violent at
tack ol indigestion."
"That's ju*t like you!" exclaimed
the unynt|Mlhetic woman.
"How are you?" a-ked Denmati.
"Pretty Well, thank you ; but I've
just hern to a doctor to have him look
at my throat.''
"What'a the matter ?"
"Well, tbu doctor couldn't give roe
any encouragement. At least he
couldn't find wht I wanted him to
find ?*'
"What did you exjiect him to find."
"I akcd him to look down my
throat for the saw mill and farm that
had gone down there."
"And did he see nothing of it ?"
"No, hut be adviaed me if I ever
got another to run it by water."
AH a pan? ol uiu.ina were being
rowed across a lake in Hcotland, a
aipiall of uunaual iierceneiw came up
and threatened to capaiie them. When
it aeemed that the criaia waa really
come, tbe largest, and physically
strongest of tbe party, in a state of
moat iuteoae fear,aaid : "Let us pray."
"Nu, no, my roan," shouted the bluff
old bluff boatman, "let that little
man pray; you take an oar."
MK. DI-MI.FY was making an even
ing call, aod bobby, who waa allowed
to ait up a little later than uauml, put
to hitn the following queatiou :
"Mr. Dumley do you want to make
to in leu iniuutea ?"
"Do I want to make |. r > in ten min
utes?" laughed the young man. "(!er
tainly I do. Hut how ran I make $. r t
in ten minutes. Bobby?"
"Mamma will give it to you. Khe
told papa that nhe would give sf> to
see you hold your tongue for ten min
utes.''
I'ROTW.TION VKKMCH FREK Titanr..
—'Hi, IA your dad a tree trader?"
shouted Jimmy Tuffboy to hi* ueigh
bor, Charley Small face.
"Naw, he ain't a free trader. Ha i*
a protectionist, he in, and don't you
forget it."
"Well, my dad i* the frwat trader
in these pari*. I heard him tell ma
he bad the grocer solid for another
month."
"Yaa*. and the giocer says he'*
goiu' to copper on before a great while.
Then where'll your free ira le go to ? '
How !l M tNAlil.li Ml K. —"Yf, I
have a happy home, *ant Wiulow ;
"you are right."
"How do you manage it ." ark'd a
friend.
"1 manage my wife properly," said
he.
' How conliuued the f. i -nd.
Mr*. Window jut I hen came lIJVIII
the - tne, and Mr. Win-low re pi iei I :
' I letting her have her uw n MI . 1 1
w a v.''
A Ni w NAMI rot: AV Oi.ti Titnv
lil.K —"('ill that man in*niie?' said
I fie judge to the [iolir-1 runll.
' I d i, y • r h in >r. x-ir."
' NOIOM-I •••That man's g->t N or--
-i li-e I lion \oi| have."
"J-.iiih. an' tliai mar lie true, v-r
honor, hut it'xeraxy M-n-e he' g d, - r."
A Butch of Jokes
A* the h..at HI h-adinc cotton n • !
at Natel 1-r we >n a log h! •odhnnnd
rome down the *tr<-t, walk around
the wharf ard stretch out in the run
h-r a nap Tlie talk at on. c turned
upon dog*, and upon th * one in par
ticular.
"That dog," raid one of the pHsxcu
gcrs, "would no doubt kill any man
w hnni he attack* d '
Ttii* wa* foliowii| by variou- yarns
in regard to the strength and ferocity
of bloodhounds, and then another
pas-enger put in :
"I'll give any man a down good
cigar* who will go out there and w.ke
that dog up and pat him on the head "
"A down cigars !" echoed another.
"Why, man, I wouldn't go out there
ami rouse him up for a $lO bill."
"Humph,'* sneered a man who sat
with hi feet on the rail a little ways
off. ami who had rotnt a!>oarJ a* .
lauded.
"Maylie you want to wake up that
dog?" hotly remarked the $lO man.
"I think I could."
"You do, eh **'
"I'll bet you $2O I dare fling him
into th river !"
"Done! Done quicker than great* d
lightning!" shouted the other a- he
felt for hia cash, ami in a minute or
two the money wa* up.
"Now, then, you are to walk down
there, *eir<> him by the collar and fling
hitn into the river!"
"Exactly."
And he walk.-d. Without betray
ing the least hesitation he went down
iln- plank, marched up to the dog. and
taking him by the collar, drew him to
the edge and dumped him off. The
dog made no resistance ami *|>oe<it!y
• wain around to the hank and trotted
off up the street.
We all fell completely flattened out.
and afier the slakes were given up ami
the winner ha I di>app and, I went
v r to the pilot, whose face wore a
broad grin, and asked :
"Did you we it ?"
"Yes."
"Didn't the dog have any grit ?"
"llcap* of U; hilt if you had own
ed hint for five years and had plated
thi* same game fifty times on green
horns, he wouldn't bite you, either !"
A to RHOXAI. item states that "Queen
Victoria is passionately fond of baked
apples." Now, if it had said "baked
IWRIIS" Boston would have put on
more airs than a brass hand ami de
clined to associate with ati outside
American any lower in the social scale
than a champion slugger.
"I'M all wool and a yard wide!"
-holtted a etiw boy, a* he gave his
sombrero an extra side hitch, ami
looked around for a foe. "That may
he," replies! an undaunted female,
"nut YOU won't wash." — Philadelphia
Call.
A IJTTi.K girl in Hutlaud, Vt., be
coming wi-arifd with the quarreling of
two children over a gifts* of milk, ex
clainmd ; "What's the use of fighting
forever over that milk ? 1 here it ft
whole cowful out In the bm."
MWINGAI
V7/ To the Constantly increasing
N/ C'KMAND FOR
k &j|
Green's Condition Powder I
VA'e are now putting it out in full weight pound packages at 25 eta., in add!
lion to our regular aiao at 15 oU And remember we putdi-h Formula „ud do
reel ions oo every park age, and Guarmlet tli !'rity Jf you hare not u* -d it, we J %
solicit a trial order, feeling confident >ou will afterwards use no other. a
GREEN'S PHARMACY, 'I
Bush House Block,
Bellefonte, Pa.
jTT- We have Telephone Connection.
NKViiisKH F CO., Grocer n, Bumh Mount Block, Bellefonte, Pa.
NEW GOODS '
—FO It TII E
SPUING and SU JIM Eli TRAMS!!
We l.avt .-ndcnvi red to get the very L-*t of every thing in our lint, mm) new
have aoiue really CJ/Olt'K (iOtJlfS.
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IL.\IN (VMHES, FINE CON FECTION Ell Y, ,
| -ASH•
GOODIES of all Sons and Kinds
itif We
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<i(H>l>S. which cannot fail tu please
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