They All Snoaa at Onoa. A good old United Btates senator, who waa once a boy himself, and who enjoy* fun a* well to-day a* he did tarty year* ago, iu a letter the The h" to each, and ct a given signal all w re to take the snuff and watch for results. The red headed boy was to go up .n the platform to sp*nk "Bingen ou the Uhine," and when he got to the pro per place he was to tHk' his snuff, an i sneez* 1 , and the rest were to follow suit or trump. The school room #< full of visitors, the teacher was in his ele ment, atid every boy looked a- though be would do or de. One of the b v* gave a big girl a pinch u! snuff, he tore the time came, and she took it and bgan to sneer-*, which created some excitement, ami all the boys j looked at her as though she w* try- ' ing to beat them at their own game, ! but the red-headed leader winked at j the boys, as much as to say, "That is a premature explosion MO thev wait- j ed. But the laugh that was created ! among the visitors by the single sneetc of the girl, showed that when there vi< sneezing enough to go around, it wculd bring down the house. The teacher told the visitors how the school ; was progressing, and what improve ments the scholars were making, then had them sing a song, and then all was still, and the good man announced that there would be a declamation by one ot the scholar*, of "Bingen on the Rhine," and as the red headed hoy came out of the aisle with boots /our siz-a too big. and pants two siz<** too ' small, with his father's old fashioned "stock" around his neck, and tumbled up on the stage, as a b >y always turn tolea when he wants to d) anything nice, there was a litter on the part ot : the visitors. The teacher frowned, , half at the awkward boy, and half at the visitors, and as the boy fared tin audience and made a bow that would | stop a clock, the teacher said, ' Let us have the utmost quiet, and George, take your hands out of your pockets and sjs-ak up loud." George removed his great, big, awkward, red hands from hi* pocket* and spike up Intnl. ' That was what George was tlieie for. Clearing his throat, which ws long and narrow, and freckled, ami wxl lowing the Adam's apple that stuck up like a bracket shelf in a pantry, he proceeded upon the mournful story of "the soldier of the Legion,*' who' "lay dying in Algiers." lie weak. ' As George sighed, he put his thumb and finger to his nose and inhaled enough snuff to have exploded a bank sate. He began to catch, and act like a per son who is going to sneeze, ami the 1 boys began to load their own cartridges. History will record that George *noz<- first", though he tried hard to prevent it apparently, ami the teacher sympa thized with him. The visitors did not, and they lagan to titter, the teacher frowned, end George gave another sneiz" that nearly kifofked the glohc off the table, and then they laughed. The teacher was about to say some thing appropriate to the occasion, to apologize for the declai Tier, when away over by the stove a big le>y sneezed * ti a it almost looscocd the stove-pipe, and then a lilt s* fellow on the front seat sneezed, and finally the skirmish line of sneezers was overcome by the main force,and in half a minute sixty boys were sneezing for all that was out. Tho visitors, noticing the help- less and forlorn look of the teacher, his wild appearance, tried to keep from laughing by stuffing baudker chiefs iu their mouths, but they hud to laugh or die, aud it was not long be fore everybody was laughiug, except the teacher, and he looked as though be wanted to dia. George was on the platform yet, but he bad forgotten the balance of his "Bingen,' and the au dienca had forgotten him, but when he turned to the teacher and asked if he could b* excused, the teacher said, "Yes, a thousand timea, forever," ami then the teacher had to laugh. He said there would be a recess of teu minutes until th* scholars had sneezed up a lot ahead, and then there was a solid ten minutiw of laughiug. For a wonder ths teacher did not attempt to find out how it happened, in order to punish anybody, which was probably the beat war, as the boys had too much respect for him to do such things often, while if they had been mauled they would have been trying a new game every day. There are many people a ire t • day who were ia that school - house when the sneezing occurred and none of them will ever forget the lok f surpiise, annoyance, pain, indigna tion, sorrow and anger that took turns on the face of th* truly good old teacher, God bless him, when the sneezing and laughing was at it* height. But such thing* that were j done year* ago, when the country was new, are all wrong now, ami we hope the United States senator who lia* brought out this story, will not attempt it in the senate, because it would create a sensation that would cause the sen ate to lie laughed at. That was the funniest scene we ever witnessed in t>elmol. Ann. Raw Meat. "M-Qbirter i.* a peculiar fellow," said Tom B 'le*. the other day biiidng hack and imping, until it seemed a* it hi* entire head would become H yawn in_* cavity. "I wu* g 'ing to sny that I slept \siih him la-t night, but, hang liint. I didn't sleep. I w> tit to hi* room, having accepted an invitation in cat oystei* and *hs p at hi* t-xp.-i.-. . Mack, von know, is a sort of literary man. He write* |wtryoii the (hath of friends, and it seems t rue that he i alwuv* glad when a valued friend drops off, tor it gives hi* grim muse a chance to come out of its box. \V• 11, after we had ea'< a the oyster* nml settled d iwii to the comforts ari-ing from briar-root and tobacco, Mai L looked up suddenly ami said : "Tom. I am going to write a poem." "Who's g log to diar I asked. "Hang ii all, you ft Hows think I can only write whin somebody 'dies. You take my muse for an undertaker, don't you? I have written maiiv poem* on live topi--*, let me tell you. I)> yon know what kind of poetry tak'-s l>* a' ?" "The light and breezy kind, I should think." "That's where you're wrong. I'* the terrible vero that captures the people. Fine drawn cntumrtt only apja-als to a few refined people, where as a wt II verbified description of JIOI jam* i* understood by the ma • -. fake, for instance,the ' M una I > >n"t vou remember it. 'Stay, jailer, st iv ! lam not mad,' and o on. Had thst Item a love scene it would have been forgotten year* ago. I)o vou know how that was produced? No! Well, I'll tell you. Haw meat.*' "Baw meat?" I repea'cd, looking up in astonishment. "Baw meat," puffing vigorously at his pipe. One night the authir • t that tragic poem went home as hungry as a wolf. He could find nothing •> eat but some raw hm. He didn't take time to cook it, hut devoured quantity of it 'dry so.' a* the co miry jicople *ay. That night he had viv I dreams of startling terror, and the next morning be wrote the poem That's true.and you needn't grin with such a broad mouth oi incredulity. This set me to thinking, and U|w>n in vestigation I find that Byron, Mil on. and even the great Shu <<-*pcarc snored in leutaiiieter. Won't you huve some?'' | depositing five or six large slices on the table. "No I You are not literary. Of course it is making reputation at the expense of tho stomach, but he who would not make sacrifice* to ad vance a noble calling should not be recognized by men who have gained eminence," He finished his raw repast in silence. After awhile ha said : "Suppose we turn in. Believe I can sleep like a top. That meat falls so naturally into the grip of good digc* tiou, that I have soma doubts of it producing the desired effect." We went to bed, and lay for a time talking about (be grocery buxitiena my < alliu„ —lite onion seta, cotton and lire issues, until Mack dropped off into a wound sleep. I couldn't aleep, and, lighting tay pipe, I lay there ainoking. Pretty aoou Mack tiegan to mutter "Whoa there!'' he cried out, "got no more aenae than to run over a fellow, (iet back there, you blamed fool. Whoa, 1 toll you I" He waa talking to a boon*—a nightmare doubtless. "Didn't I tell you to whoa f" he yelled, and reaching over, he grabbed my pipe, anaubtd it out of my mouth, and dropped it into tbe gaping bueom of hia night ahirt. "You blamed scoundrel,'' he yelled, squirming like a worm. I tried to get the pipe, but he fought me off. " H'fwa /' he howled at the top of hU voice. "Head him !" —and he apraog out on the door, fell over the wood box and howled piteoualv. Now he waa th >rooghly awake and was loaing no time. In a minute hia ahirt boaotn had withered into nothing. "How in thunder di I that happen?" he asked, going to the water-bucket and delug ing himself. I explained. "Thought I waa in a narrow lane," he continued, "and that a horae waa trying to run over me. He finally kuocked me down, and trampled on my brea*t. Gemini! I'm burning up." **l>ie)n*t tlrcain iu hentic roefthure?" I li'K/Mled. "I. Kik here, flun't twit roe ; when a little man take* you into hi confidence, d n't a'uiAe the trut. The favor that can b conferred U|hm a pernoii, it for a literary man to tell him how certain thing* were written. I>i >k at Ihrkofi*. L *<*k iilThackery!" He took down a Lottie of mtreet t>il mi*) gr a#rl hi- hrea-t. "Never min me ; Iknowwh t I'm doing. Iloii'l aay anything alaiot thie uuthide. Ttie Imh. iloi.'t ini'l- i.hind it." Alt. x a while It- lay down again. I foil wcl him, leaving my j*i|.• on tin* table At *r many gi* hi,- and mntu ring* he dro|-|*-'l ntf in hl< p. I wit* o wr HI. hi upon tli it I couldn't •v* n tloie. H*- tl* pf in rewtlee* ctart- and jerk*. Il>- w rk**l himo If at' innl uolil he lay with hi. head a lew lUehe* from th* edge ot tin' -laip t*>rii* li *1 hetl p*U Thoiighlt liet-aine indi.tiiift to my uo utnl eye. Ihe !•>* :tirn. <1 light fa-led. A tat gnawing at the wa-h -dtainl, hi* tied at though to- were mile, away, and a wag *ti that rattl d in tin timely ta a *-l along the 'rnt, otop|>t-d lit iioit.* .ti !j. i.ly, u it it ha I reached it tailing ntr place A tri-arnltoat, far *1 . n the river, w hi*t I* <1 and the *<>und die! into faint inii'ic Ka* t hlh liewl. "(to 'wav, I tell you' !t;w- meat ! If I mtild h<-e the fellow wb*iwrote that article ami led me into i*, I'd m.i*h hiin into a nroulewcrip iv* in*i*a. It you t<*!l the leiyh any thing a Lout tliih, I hhall try my hand on yni." "Y-, M ick i a |>eciilinr fellow , and von needn't iell him that von have •* u in-.' - (dpi' in TVx'i* Sijt inn*. 'A ' hni I Amy to Itte high m-hool irl, ">he toiii the aiory, an lof coure 'he g >t the cart le-fore the horee." **A •it mean," fortified Mildred, "thai *Jn- e.oo-*l th vehicle to precede the •piadruped." I jtfirit'Kii that a Spani*h girl of my acq latniam* held her tan hall i*|-ii I ahked the phil-*Mphy of th* thing. "Why you wouldn't have me hold it any other way, would you ?" klh •aul with mild *urprie. "What diflkf nee dftCft it make*" "All the ditf* r.-nee. If I keep it ciohed it tn< nn* I hate y*iu." "Heaven f >rhil!"' "Ami if I open it wi*le it mean* I l-rcv-e y-o U." A* !ie then began loop* nil I flew. "Vol 'UK not heiking well thi* morning," raid Mr*. Yeat to her hu*- baud when he came down to brisk lad. "No ; nor am I feeling w 11, either," wa. the gentleman's reply. "Headache inrjuired the lady, cautiously. "No; but I dreamed taut night that I wa* out to a large dinner party, and I vmiftt have eat lon much, for thin morning I awoke with a violent at tack ol indigestion." "That's ju*t like you!" exclaimed the unynt|Mlhetic woman. "How are you?" a-ked Denmati. "Pretty Well, thank you ; but I've just hern to a doctor to have him look at my throat.'' "What'a the matter ?" "Well, tbu doctor couldn't give roe any encouragement. At least he couldn't find wht I wanted him to find ?*' "What did you exjiect him to find." "I akcd him to look down my throat for the saw mill and farm that had gone down there." "And did he see nothing of it ?" "No, hut be adviaed me if I ever got another to run it by water." AH a pan? ol uiu.ina were being rowed across a lake in Hcotland, a aipiall of uunaual iierceneiw came up and threatened to capaiie them. When it aeemed that the criaia waa really come, tbe largest, and physically strongest of tbe party, in a state of moat iuteoae fear,aaid : "Let us pray." "Nu, no, my roan," shouted the bluff old bluff boatman, "let that little man pray; you take an oar." MK. DI-MI.FY was making an even ing call, aod bobby, who waa allowed to ait up a little later than uauml, put to hitn the following queatiou : "Mr. Dumley do you want to make to in leu iniuutea ?" "Do I want to make |. r > in ten min utes?" laughed the young man. "(!er tainly I do. Hut how ran I make $. r t in ten minutes. Bobby?" "Mamma will give it to you. Khe told papa that nhe would give sf> to see you hold your tongue for ten min utes.'' I'ROTW.TION VKKMCH FREK Titanr.. —'Hi, IA your dad a tree trader?" shouted Jimmy Tuffboy to hi* ueigh bor, Charley Small face. "Naw, he ain't a free trader. Ha i* a protectionist, he in, and don't you forget it." "Well, my dad i* the frwat trader in these pari*. I heard him tell ma he bad the grocer solid for another month." "Yaa*. and the giocer says he'* goiu' to copper on before a great while. Then where'll your free ira le go to ? ' How !l M tNAlil.li Ml K. —"Yf, I have a happy home, *ant Wiulow ; "you are right." "How do you manage it ." ark'd a friend. "1 manage my wife properly," said he. ' How conliuued the f. i -nd. Mr*. Window jut I hen came lIJVIII the - tne, and Mr. Win-low re pi iei I : ' I letting her have her uw n MI . 1 1 w a v.'' A Ni w NAMI rot: AV Oi.ti Titnv lil.K —"('ill that man in*niie?' said I fie judge to the [iolir-1 runll. ' I d i, y • r h in >r. x-ir." ' NOIOM-I •••That man's g->t N or-- -i li-e I lion \oi| have." "J-.iiih. an' tliai mar lie true, v-r honor, hut it'xeraxy M-n-e he' g d, - r." A Butch of Jokes A* the h..at HI h-adinc cotton n • ! at Natel 1-r we >n a log h! •odhnnnd rome down the *tr<-t, walk around the wharf ard stretch out in the run h-r a nap Tlie talk at on. c turned upon dog*, and upon th * one in par ticular. "That dog," raid one of the pHsxcu gcrs, "would no doubt kill any man w hnni he attack* d ' Ttii* wa* foliowii| by variou- yarns in regard to the strength and ferocity of bloodhounds, and then another pas-enger put in : "I'll give any man a down good cigar* who will go out there and w.ke that dog up and pat him on the head " "A down cigars !" echoed another. "Why, man, I wouldn't go out there ami rouse him up for a $lO bill." "Humph,'* sneered a man who sat with hi feet on the rail a little ways off. ami who had rotnt a!>oarJ a* . lauded. "Maylie you want to wake up that dog?" hotly remarked the $lO man. "I think I could." "You do, eh **' "I'll bet you $2O I dare fling him into th river !" "Done! Done quicker than great* d lightning!" shouted the other a- he felt for hia cash, ami in a minute or two the money wa* up. "Now, then, you are to walk down there, *eir<> him by the collar and fling hitn into the river!" "Exactly." And he walk.-d. Without betray ing the least hesitation he went down iln- plank, marched up to the dog. and taking him by the collar, drew him to the edge and dumped him off. The dog made no resistance ami *|>oeapp and, I went v r to the pilot, whose face wore a broad grin, and asked : "Did you we it ?" "Yes." "Didn't the dog have any grit ?" "llcap* of U; hilt if you had own ed hint for five years and had plated thi* same game fifty times on green horns, he wouldn't bite you, either !" A to RHOXAI. item states that "Queen Victoria is passionately fond of baked apples." Now, if it had said "baked IWRIIS" Boston would have put on more airs than a brass hand ami de clined to associate with ati outside American any lower in the social scale than a champion slugger. "I'M all wool and a yard wide!" -holtted a etiw boy, a* he gave his sombrero an extra side hitch, ami looked around for a foe. "That may he," replies! an undaunted female, "nut YOU won't wash." — Philadelphia Call. A IJTTi.K girl in Hutlaud, Vt., be coming wi-arifd with the quarreling of two children over a gifts* of milk, ex clainmd ; "What's the use of fighting forever over that milk ? 1 here it ft whole cowful out In the bm." MWINGAI V7/ To the Constantly increasing N/ C'KMAND FOR k &j| Green's Condition Powder I VA'e are now putting it out in full weight pound packages at 25 eta., in add! lion to our regular aiao at 15 oU And remember we putdi-h Formula „ud do reel ions oo every park age, and Guarmlet tli !'rity Jf you hare not u* -d it, we J % solicit a trial order, feeling confident >ou will afterwards use no other. a GREEN'S PHARMACY, 'I Bush House Block, Bellefonte, Pa. jTT- We have Telephone Connection. NKViiisKH F CO., Grocer n, Bumh Mount Block, Bellefonte, Pa. NEW GOODS ' —FO It TII E SPUING and SU JIM Eli TRAMS!! We l.avt .-ndcnvi red to get the very L-*t of every thing in our lint, mm) new have aoiue really CJ/Olt'K (iOtJlfS. PISE CREAM t HEME, Ex Ira I.at-r FKKNI II Pit! NKS. EEL EC T OYSTERS, SWEET lOTA TOE\ I. A ROE HIRE CRANIIERRUA EE INJ LLEs IMP! RIAL EJUS, BKHJUT NEW LEMONS, EL ft LIRA ORANGES, I'T lIICCS-, PU|HT-SIIPII Almomis, I \NPNI ;.! IL ! 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