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EVENING PUBLIC LEDGER PHILADELPHIA, WEDNESDAY, MAY 17, 1922
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w$A. Lecture en Psychosis
rU CHUCKT.Kl) ns he m down I"
flintier nnil rr1 licr humoreu-clv.
iJtll !..., Inf tlln (.tf.lf. till!
"vii mm.' hi v .-.....- "'
joke one sniu inuui inuui
Kently. "I whs tliinUnc
nbeut nld Jehn Miller.
down nt tlie efliiv. Up
is tlie funnlet pimp I
pvpi knew. I'rup;
Tlml's lil Utile vice"
"Oil, .vnii moil and
your soeret vlcci."
"Who h n i d liny
tiling nbeut secret
vicei? Larch. Vir
ginia, Jehn Miller li
nrniiil of Ills pride.
h'n no -pcrPt. lle
S3' --vm
WAjJW
ii'a bti thr whole wide world te knew
U... He's Kcnslblc as pan bp in hlislnpss and
J&;aH that, but he's proud nn Lurlfer
PSWwnt well, that's the funny thins
' kheut lilin: Iip.'s Inst nreuil of ills own
Kit onlnlens nbeut thliurs. He'.s "
K ' ''Thnt's jut ordinary oeiu'elt. Isn't
iL';V . ,
Bi J' J uun l niitin, .rimii im-- -"'"
tfitnffs lln tlifnLu nnrnr. I . ppl I llifli? i
ithet s en the pitnbllshi'd order is "Pep, jeu knew, is famous first ns a
rinathenin te Jehn. He doesn't argue I drunkard' and as a sreat writer after after
ftbeut It. He just delieis his own epin- , Wllrd. Thorenu is reniembered tiist he he
Ien en the matter under discussion and pause of his niiialus pnrstmem and for
then withdraws into his .shell with u hH philosophy afterward. Nien is
klml of n spiritual sneer that surt of known for his love nffnlrs first and for
makes n fellow feel defeated." peetrv seeend. Why, thpv pnn't even
"Must be n nipp eharaeter te have te Wltt.'n meinelr of (Jeneral Grant with
associate witk nil da." niurmured ir- , hlntlns that he ued the whisky
ginln Ironically. ( jug parelessiv nnd Miieked heaven knows
"He's reallj -i likable fellow. That - , manv eisars n d.ij."
.what's ciurer about It. I've known ft Virrinln sIl-IipiI
let or men who will argue jeu iii inn
and down nbeut ipiecr idem they have.
and tliPV almost net jeu te beliee their
way. Hut old Jehn does nothing of tlie
kind. He's mere spbt'c lie just let".
the gnus down there talk en and en,
nd then s.iddenly he pokes up his
.Ijead, hurls a bombshell of one or two
sentences into them nnd then jeu an I
count their mangled remains all ecr,
the place." I
!'Oh, these folk who have madc-te-
order epigrams always in stock bore me j
frightfully," murmured Virginia. I
"There's always some one like that te t
Jnst spoil things." I
'Om Jehn is like a tlnsti of pepper,
like cayenne, nnd he'd he enjejnble If
It were net for his infernal pride. He
fairly oozes wdf-satlsfaetlen after he
Weman s Life
and Leve .
By WINIFRED IIARrEK COOLEY
Meeting Your Old Sweetheart
YOU women who are forty have ex
perienced that with a thrill and
horror, or regret.
it is a marvel
ous thing te see
HIM once mere,
after many jenis'
Yeu may lie with
out much senti
mentality and n
buxom mother of a
large family. He
may be bew nicker
ed, or fat or tire
some ; or else, just
easy-going a n d
jelly. ou both
may laugh easily
and goed-naturedly
ever the puppy
love dajs, and eon een
cratulate p a h
f WINIFRED
HARPER COOLST
ether en net having married nt thut
Ubm.
OR YOt tuny meet under the most
romantic and disquieting plrcum
stances. Kaeh may have developed n
rreatcr beauty, because of nature, and a
finer mind, nnd deeper character. Time
may have softened the violent tempers,
and you may bitterly regret the hasty
quarrel, and the letter' that brought
him back his ring. Kach may be tied
te an uncongenial mate, or one may
b widowed.
"When we were twenty-one." jeu
slfh. Then, "IS there such nn age
an twenty-one!" Your boy nnd girl
leek with scorn en .the hnndseme,
white-haired lawjer They think of
you both ns "old folks." and such a
thing ns romance between you would
make them jell witli derision.
i. Yet appreciation comes enlj after ex
perience, suffering, a long list of fail
ures, and many acquaintance!-, with
whom one computes the ONE. who
really was unusually fine nnd steadfast.
"Of all snd words of tongue or pen.
tba sadden are, It might have been!"
A WOMAN I knew had loved madly
CX a brnlinnt
college boy. when he was
7, -nineteen and she seventeen. Their uni
versity werK wns equally remarkable.
They vied with one nnethrr in clever
1 achievements. Yet they found tlm te
WAnflai. 1. Il.nnli.nl nn.iJneu 1... .....
, I- iihuuii .., i,uitii,i h.ii.ii us i,, iiiuuil-
.' lifht and dream of domestic delights te
come. Ah, that first leVe ; nothing ever
quite resembles It, its maddening bliss.
There were heartrending misunder
standings. False friends separated
rled tt Klrl te whom she had introduced
him. Hn wns romferr.ihlv hm.nv. An..
bitien carried him te thp height. He
became m famous that I cannot tell jmi
the position he new lield, it Is to te to
lessal. She, tee, was fulrl) happy In the jog-
t-w f n.lnnni. ... n , i . n. ....! . 1. .1 1
nrofcasienal mippcss.
- Twenty ears afterward he found her
across a continent He wevninaxed at '
the youthful beauty she had retained. '
M wns n bniwisemn hm e ' i. ' ..'
mn. Up Indeed nenle iVrL . ,, I
included himself in the hnrsli iuik'- I
. meats. Hut the old snell enshrouded
jrjatbtm. The jnMiune nnd the magnolias
"! me irenieai moeniignt of "tlint lest
Wiftime and thnt far clinic" overpowered
SCfata senses. He strucEled with his ni.i
.' ui " i .:.
"lip""1 ',u"i fiiiHiuerpu, ami nt insi
feWent his way. The woman wns gently
leacneu, nut ncrs wns the larger world,
despite bis fame.
t-Ti Aai. tney met, when she nnd s(1f.
fw . XI. fered terrible misfortunes nnd nn
ffr t the depths of despair. Hut still she
jWMHnlled, and felt nlniest contempt. He
vwwf nw g'w...l...M ..in, n, sen -s.llisnt'11,
u ""i i en tne ii-rent Jinn, nccustemed
SMSIt Wng bowed down before.
M'VtAnd se it gees. The yenrs develop us
!.Cii Ml BtrailEP wns. nnd Ibn tem, .......
fc?iK5?tl.O admires a Ctrl for nlnlc eheflfs n.l
TO flaxen hair may find her brainless nnd I
fi .Stupid, or hnrsh nnd shrill, ns a woman
p of forty. Or the girl who is fascinated
y ey tne neys football achievements ma i
S nd lilm In mnturp nge n rather licaw,
fS5 Unattractive tqulre.
?2
lHR mernl nenld tm i,. l. . c,.i.i
i'ir "... ... I..-. .i,iini
riSK''!' murrlnges. If we select our
fiV&m partner when he. or she H fnlrly
L'tvifinature nnd shows icmlencies tmvnrli
K"ttrtan llnei of conduct, we pan guess
lifMitlif outcome. Hut If we jump Inte
Ettai") wng-miip ceiitnict with n chlldisli.
IWWiatum crcature wp ennnet conceive
L'Vrif"Just what the future will nvile. f
Rv"jttaer her. Yeu may say thnt umr-fcL-FlafS
is it lottery nn)wn), but surely
ifpnrfu inn. up iiusemiciy unnil vi
Asanitsii meiiip wtsilniii In ,ln.i.i.i.iifT fnd.l.
.fWif n Kites n mtie ut results
,Nt
ienceajiuve YOU hnd in
4H
VnllH AhllilkAn.I i,....kna.
wmu-ph nnivt-
"Ihl
'urncremfr nnq,
iTwaMf
t
My IIKI.KNA 1I0YT CKASt
lin pet ten nff ehp of hl rnMPi'-lllp
llirnvN. Tlmt'M whnt .pelN it."'
Virginia lieurrd (he coffee.
"Thnt's thp vvn with incut people In
this world, I gtirsx. IMtj l'ranc N
t ii p iipit cireeii
ueiiiini In this town,
lint clip always t:il;ps
tlie edge off llP.'
1 1 tii nmli liv telling
pvprvhedy just hew
iinirn npr new iiiuurrii
suit pest lipr. and 1ip
nlwnjs wants te show
j en thp Paris label In
hpr lints."
l'aul neddpd.
"Yep. I knew "
"And I think It's
thp sanie way with
pvorbedy who pevpcs nil niuisnal
distinction. Tlip nueer thins is that
most distinctions tire feiindpd en a
wrong prlnciplp. Iluiiinn IipIiire are
proud of unique vIpps and fallinsx be
cause "
Slip hesitntrd. trepins for thp
thought
Must bpcausp they nrp iiuhiup. that
nil. III1I1PJ . Sfllll I'aill.
n'l.nt'u !... I, ' ........... 1 Vt..n!nln
"Whj Is it. henej ?
Why -
Paul grinned.
'I m afraid it ' tee ilrep for me.
dear." he said nnimblv. "1 cuess if .nine
(,f these sharps who knew nil about
pj pilesis if that's the right word
ftni eeniplexes and things, wanted te
explain It, they'd saj it was the envy
0f mass mediocrity."
"Goodness, Pnul, that sounds terribly
trite."
H,. laughed shortly as he lighted a
cigarette.
- guess it's the tritest thing there Is,
nt that, dear."
Hut Virginia only sniffed pentemptu-
euslj at her Jerd s unaccustomed su-
perieritj .
Tomorrow Vice, the Serdllni;
The Unconscious
Sinner
Ry HAZKI, DEYO BATCIIELOR
ttrcnii'i' Clcn litlnrf,c!d icme tn
viarru him. Dirk Whcclrr uttruipti
tMiriWc lie ii uncd III thr appear
ance of An guardian. Crtic; I'hrlpi,
irhn. when he heart the story, be
Uevei Clen te he a fcheming urirm
me", and decide te pap her haek
hy trlnniny her lore, nnd then telling
her Am real opinion of hei . On the
night that Clre and Carey meet, Clee
treat e a ptopetal frnm lieh '
worth, and fAn fact ceidt her hap
;mir in meeting Carey, trhem the
immediately iir.. i'atey letci 110
fimp in ecjiiiiiiHS Am campaign, and
e?li Clee if he may call. A few
tnhtuten lefere Ac is expecting him,
Heb Ellswerth arrhes en the scene.
The Wprst Happens
TiEO realized that whatever she had
te say te Reb must be said quickly.
If Carey Phelps arrived nnd understood
the situation he would immediately
jump te the conclusion that she was a
girl who liked te trifle with men.
Desperately she faced neb. her fingers
tightly interlaced and her face drained
of color.
Her voice was very low ns she spoke.
"Listen. Reb. Last night 1 ran away
because I knew what jeu were going te
say te me and I didn't wan' te hurt
you I don't care for you that way,
nnd r can't premise anything bemuse I
knew that I'll never feel any differ
enr "
"Ven did (are for me, Clee. until last
night, jeu pared for me!"
Clee shook her head.
"Yeu'ie mistaken. I!ub "
"Yeu did. I could swear it! Yeu
innde nie think jeu did. ntiywa."
"Reb. don't 'ny that!" There was
almost a sob in Clee' voice. "Say
you don't mean that. I'.nb. Whj. we'e
ncter been mere than just geed
friends!"
"I can't say I don't mean It -when
it's true. Yeu may net have meant te
encourage nie, but j,eu did. 1nre I
thought It was Dick Wheeler that you
liked, nnd when lie went abroad I de
cided thnt, nfter all 1 was mistaken.
New I'm beginning te realize the
truth. Yeu prebabh get tired of pour
old Dick, just ns you're tired of mr.
'. s,1!'r 'here some one pKp just
aDn'" r'.a" '" J'im.P into nn shoes.'
Clee had dropped Iwek from him nnd
n queer little hunted leek had leaped
Inte her c.ies She was renlizlng hew
all tee true Meb's ncctisntien would
seem if Cnre I'helps were tn wnlk into
tlie loom nt thnt moment First Ick
i1 "'" r ''"' '" .'"," '"al'r "f nm
,Ht V,,! , , WnM
nI,f1'!1 ", ' '"? 1 , lf "' irr,imMan"'
'"' "1? , nml. , "s n"w " wnv
"lr ?eemed like a blind alley
.' Is herc ..I!1P one els..?" Heb was
'Is there nme one else'
asking reughlv. "Weren't vnu expect-
ine some one lenisni .' .nswpr me truth
fully If )ou can !"
Te Clee came the sudden temptation
te lie, but almost Instnutlv lier head
went up and she met Heb's nngr eves
squnrely.
"Yes, I nm expecting some one to te
night, hut whnt you t,n tn't true."
"(If course net," he sneered. ' 1
wouldn't expect )ou te admit it. but
mark my words some clny )m'l be
caught in your own net nnd' then it will
be veur turn te suffer the conse
quences." "Without another word, he left the
room, but he had hardly reached the
hall when the bell rang !mpcrieusl
Clee's heart leaped nnd then eon een
tracted. ns though some one had spl7ed
it nnd were slew!) sq'ieezlng the bleed
out of It The two men wen'il nni
eai'n ",lf',' '" '"'' hall and U wns ine-
'"i""' that recognition would take plnre
What then'' What would be the renc-
uun ln "1P ll,ar' " '"' " manf Heb, of
course, would believe that hU Mimmlng
of her hnd been true, and Cnrev I'helps
could nut fall te see thnt n 'scene of
some kind hnd tnken place prier te his
coming,
rneenselniiN of tlie fnct. Clee swaged
lightly lis she steed theie listening. She
could henr Mary en her way te open the
deer, and then there was an uneon uneen uneon
sciennbly long wnit before the deer
closed,
(Jut in the hull both men had come
fnep le fncp under the hull light. As
Clee hnd feared the rpcegnitlnn hnd
been iiistnutaiieeiis nml although neither
mail spoke. Ciuey icnllzcd with llglil-nliig-llkp
Intuition thnt this s thp
boy Clee had been nt the dnncu with
Inst night, nnd thnt evidently she had
just glveu him his conge, r
.aJffl'iBfch.
fM I
1,
7W
( Tj(wtew Ifce Brilaft;.reJLat
Please Tell Me
What te De
IJ.v CYNTHIA I
I
Says "Harp's" Search Is In Vain j
lie.ir t'jnlhln This Is nt) llrst en-i
hup In wilting te mi) newspaper, but en I
rending our most IntcrestlnR column
en ntl Ice for the Inxelern, I couldn't i
irsl)t the temptation I de net seek i
niMci', Just tlie opposite, I just wish te'
limp en "Mr Hnip" I have coine te1
the conclusion that net nil cuckoei are
leund In decks I wonder where you KOt ,
the gumption te state the geed qunlltlcs
our future wife must h.ixr. Are you ns I
perfect n )ou want jour wile te be.
Mr. I Imp" .
Toe had I can't encourage ou. Mr
Harp, but first of nil, jour Ideal Is an
lnipeslilllt , second, slip would be tee
perfect te Iop, Wild. iic would lip tee
pnpulnr for jeu te sep her ery much,
as such n species of tlie fcninlp sex Is
1 greatly In demand, nnd fourth, she'd
he se conceited, that jour leu would
I ist a month at the nifct
I am a inrl of tedaj . In ether words.
I dnnce, sw'lm, can row n beat, a geed
i athlete, take a d.ne when It Is lea'en-
able am a geed sport nnd hne bobbed
hall nod brown eyes, Went 1 d , Mr I
Harp"
Hen l leek tee long, as jour searching
Is all In .itu. and don't keep vtair lad)
ft lends In suspense Al.NKS M
! Frem a Flapper of Forty-one
Dear Cynthia I am a jeutiir girl of
fort) -one autumns and fnlrly Reed
looking. Although I have a few
wrinkles, with the nld of n. few cos
metics I can mnlie imself kek very
attractive. 1 suppose I nm what )0U
would call n "Mapper." ns t have all the
"requirements." i p, chew gum. dance,
di Ink soda water quite freely, ge1 en
picnics, wear sdk stockings, sk rts te
the "hoeteps nnd tan shoes In short,
I inak quite n hit with III" bes
ltut this Is inv trouble I nm In love
with .i be) thiee cars nn senior and
t lieliee that h is In lme wlih me,
nltlu ucli l.e i'er told me se . This
sild be Is ei geed looking ana buys
me nil the ice cte.ini nnd caud) thnt I
can eat, but never takes me out te
theatres or shows Onre t nsked him
te tak .i wnlk with me, but he new.
stlncd out of the house until abcut 10
o'clock when It wns dork I nsked him
what the tieuble wns, and he asked me
If there, was any way In which I could
gt my nesa straightened, as It 19
slightly out of alignment.
New Cynthia, enn ene help the ivav
tones nose was made'.' I'lense advise
ma what te de In your helpful column,
las It wculd kill me te gte him up.
I But we cannot lle happllj If he Is
) n shamed of inn. Cjntnla. nnd Cyn-
thlaii", what would jeu de In my case?
IMA PEACH.
1 If jeu are se popular with the boys
whj den t vim gte up this one and
take one of th. clhcrs Inite.id' Cvuthli
l will le.ixe ii te the ' cjnthlans te adlse
ion further In this. ,,s she has emtigh
te de In tnlng te help these who are
really in need of advice
Get Interested In Something Else
Pear I'Mithia Ven hae helped m.iin i
people in then personal lee .ht.iIix, and
new 1 come t" jut with mine nfi
CMirse I lend jrur lelunin eei) ee-i
Mug and from the adv.ee jeu Rle te i
uihuis nm si.re jeu can help me eut.1
Te begin with, I am er much In I
lee I am a htenegiaphei and work In I
i the president's nttke of a erj latgej
concern I li.ne had er few' gntl.
men friend", who hae been manj jenr.-.
my senior, but imr re.Utv cued fei
them Although I am jeung. I am si.
erleus-minded that' I de net. as a rule,
attract jwuig men but men that aie .
mere matuie My friends have gr.id
imllv mat rled ether girls, and I .mi
alone. I haven t anj pannts and t!
live with a lehitlve Being alone and
having no ether InteteMs, I n.itur.-.lh
am mere Interested In the ettke It I",
in fact, the enlj Interest I hae '
New. Cjnthla. thu president of our
concern is a erj geed-natured
ind 1
quiei t)pe or a man
lie i. et i utir,e. ,
ir ntell cent and et-v u.vitihv :,u
inltheuRh he Is a man 'er nnali elder . have advanced considerably since the
than mself, is unmairlerl outside of I "thirties" of the Inst ceighm , when
IT.T' ll,',"irM. '' ls "l"u Imminent In , FJiigene Kell) landed in America: hut
seelet) and is n -rseiinl filend of ... i,it,mrv f this remarkable mcr mcr
setne of the wcaitniest and the nms' i V" ""rj ei i remnrhiuii .uncr
well-known men it. the ,,,, m. i "'nn banker published nt the time of
though he is vr, ,xtremd wealthv. "h s
tastes are indeed simple, and m.iin
times he would tathei wall, s-nernl
miles te his Korceeuu hemu than n.,
" V.meKv,, ,,,.'' m, V'lr' T)iehp. landed in America he owned a
pf en tippai P!ii suimise, l nni in 1ej .. ,i 111 i 1 m
with this man Me has ne"e" "aid a I village school education, sixteen shill
word te me. hut sometimes I patch him l"s nni1 ,1" clothing he werp.
loelcln nt me with such snd eye. I ' He was twenty-six jenrs old and he
try m Wt te let lilin leneu 't love ! went te weik In a dry goods store at S8
him. but sometimes when our eves meet i a Wpek
Wmiir t,hhnUfnh ,1,,,t;,rr,.U,,,'?,U,;n. 'r ! l,ate; lie set .up in buslness for him-
nis lunation tnni ne Is piv nervous
and somehow or ether cannot 'collect his
theiiRhts is will as In- jied te Mad,
times he become excited when I romp
Inte Ids lfem uiif Xin ted'v .I) ilar
I den t Knn wh.it te thin ei what ti,
de I am in the etlli e, the next mum
te IjN diiMntj the iin), and In the ei
nlns he seems te haunt me.
Nr.(. m) dear Cjnthla, It --eenis
almost an impr 'slhllity fei him te -n
think of nie i iitslde of Just beln ,i ppm
of efiUe fuinlture wnlch is eij e'-sn
Hal in thf ilaih unitlne of the weil
rnether point is that he Is sijrh
prominent man both in the bushier n,cl
social worlds while I am mil n st,..
nejrrnpher, a hlRher-pa'd sernnt. se te
sneik HesldP' we nie uf e.rterenl
f.ilth
rieir ('within I am er. unhappy,
and 1 would mere than appreciate It If
nu weiim nevisp me wnat 10 no siiiall
I I encourage h'ni mere or shall I be morn
distant and relil te hliii" I think he 's
,. little -h and let win his nlfeitleiis It
would sum te me that I would h.ie te
I cn'eurace him ini.re Tie )ou thlnU it
i would be the difference In our ages'
lie is almost nm enough te be mi
father hut r.Mith'n. I lee him net ns
a father hut as n. swcctheait I'lease
pei,e tell me what te de
KITTY H
Ten had better try te leek at this
matter dtfferenth and de net allow )our
hopes te run aw.i with )our common
sene l"."n If such a thlntf ns you .no
pensld'rlnp euld be pes'lble. de von
, thltiK ' en v eulil be napp) with .1 innn
se much elder than you and rf a dlf
I ferent faith Try te find something
that will interest ou In the eienlnRs se
I that jmi ' ill nut hae se much time te
I think about him His uneasiness when
dktnt'iiK ii aj coma fiem our starlnK
I at luni se hard f'jnthla knows it Ih
hnrd te Pek at this frnm an unpreju
i diced standpoint but If he does net earn
'for eti, dear this will enable ou te
'pet ever it oenir, and if be does he
will let ion knew seen enough l.et t
etne from litni If It Is point; te come
' lie net try te entourage him. .lust try
te he natural
WHAT'S WHAT
py Helen Dcete
A mother who cerrerts liet1, children's
manners when lslteTH are piesent Ih
really giving them it lessen In Incivility,
1 since courtesy dictates that esrvthlnK
should be made pleasant for ftuests, who
cannot be entertained by domestic dls
1 clpllne
I Why. then, de women who "should
I knew better" scold their children he
! fore cullers" One disconcerted visitor
Ik of the opinion thnt the unpleasant
exhjhltlen is Blven solely te Impress the
roller with the fact that the mother
has a Knowledge of the wny the chil
dren ought te behave, unci vvIsIips te Im
press the, caller with that Knowledge
A woman of this type mal.es chlldien
nervous and bad-tempered by her sudden
nttucKs upon mem, se tuai sue noieiiis
her own purprne by Hhewlng them at
their worst. The time te correct the
manners of children Is when nff critical
strangeis are present. Children," Ilka
adulu, jreaeut fluplic ftiunlUaUoe.
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ll.v IIKKMAN ,1. STICII
Tire Kellys What De Yeu
Think?
What is a proper allowance for the'
llvitlR
boy?
pppiiM' of a fiftecn-jcnr-eld
Itebert .1. Kell). nccerdlnc te n bill
of particulars liled recently in the New
Yerk SurregntP t'eurt. neciK Sill!.-! n
month, liH ninther believes.
Surrogate Cohalan, in doubt, referred
the uiatrer te n lripree.
Hebeit .1. Kell) is the crnndsen of
Fugene Kelly, the millionaire bnnkpr,
who died in 1MU
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' his denth nffetds an interesting com
purlsen with the uucstien hleh for
some time has perplpxeil the court.
When Kiigeiip Kelly, of County
njiL ill i 111 ii' nt nun 111 ni" 11' i"i-
lowed the trail of the "F'erty-Nlners
te 'al i fei nin .
In the reugh-nnd-iendy life of the
frontier, he founded the fortune which
made him one of the outstanding elf
tn.iile of America's wealth) men. nn in
splintlnn te ambltKius Irish lads intent
mi seeking fame and fertunp In "the
land of tli" free."
The allow mice icipicsted by Mrs.
Kelh te provide gasoline and amuse
ments for flftcen-vcnr-eld Ueliert Is
i Intger than the prandfuther s monthly
salnr) when he was twcnt)-s ,-'arsef
' (1ge,
! Tl,n mnnililt- item fee Ttebert's "n.
lendnnts is nearly ns much as bis
grandfather earned in his drt lent- in
America. i
These and ether allowances are de
manded b) the mother en the gipund
thnt thp son needs them and that they
are geed for him.
Yet taking the two Kell)s by nnd
Intge. nnd ether things being equal, we
wonder which i better for a boy, the
experiences of (irandfnther F.ugene or
(Jinnds-Pii Itebcrt.
Our vote would go. we think, for tlie
let of grandpa whnt de YOt' think':
Adventures With a Purse
Hl'fti; Is seuiPlliln? thnt should be of
Interest te an) body who bah need
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et ii iinsniignt. ier ii is nm in mi- si
peiuenlent nnd powerful ones have
seen. Ir comes in n round bev sunilnr
te the tin box )Oiir white shoe elennser
Is packed In. The light itself is n
tin one, net much larger than a len
ient piece if ns large, in fact Hut the
lid of the box Is highly nellshcd like a
mirror, nnd the light from the little
bulb is thrown out from that, making
a cr bright nnd fnr-i caching rellec-
'ter. I understand cunt cuese were umu
I during the war nnd hnw new been re
lensed for popular u-p. The price of
lone is SI.. 10. The .battery pan be re
iienewed when necessary for forty eents.
' f certainly hope you will nsk te see one
I of thee flashes if seu hnp any need
'of mipIi n thing for summer wnlks nnd
camping trips.
These hemic 1 bags are the draw
string sort nnd are made of u combi
nation of long bends nnd half-inch
strings of smnller bends. They are. I
should say reughlv, about six. inches
In length, nnd will held most nil thp
odds nnd ends with which we women
consider It essentlnl te lead our purses.
, The nice pnrt nbeut them Is that they .
'come in n number of colors, se thnt '
jeu probably could cheese one te match
the color scheme of, jour best summer
'frock And their price Is most iea- i
isennhle, for they arc marked at !
each.
When I nsked if there wns nnjthlng
new she could dl 'Or about for the '
Adventures she showed me n new pem- I
part powder nnd rouge, which has just I
come ever from New Yerk. Beth .
powder nnd rouge are of excellent cpinl- I
Itv. hut their speclnl fenture Is their ,
delightful spent. I sniffed critlcnlly.
iiiiti thoroughly npprevpd. se I um pass,
lug along the Information te the women
who like a powder with u distinctive
perfunip. Tlie compact powder conies'
ln u metnl ruse, slightly mere ornate
than the nvernge, nnd fnMs Sl..t0, A
case containing both powder and rouge
in smaller Quantities costs $l.ri() also.
A Fer nmc- of shops addrru We mania Paca
tailor or phone tyalnitt SOOO or Mala IW1
tvefa.Uw Mwi atilMi 8,
2&9
A beach robe
of delft blue
ratine
is lined with
flowered
chintz
te match
the panels
en the
bathing suit
it is worn
ever.
This wrap is
convenient
for playing
en the beach
. t before
and after
the bath.
It is just
warm enough
te be nice
in a
sea breeze.
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rhote h Kadel A Herbert.
The Weman's Excliange
Removing Dye Spot
Te the Editor of IFeman'i Paer:
.'cur .uiiuiiui v in juu pit-ue ten
me what will take the blue dye from
fl rrn t ntit rf n min'u ii'KltA nfann iIa
.. yv " vi u. until ii.nv v. vh v
eciine sinin aikm. k.
A strong f-olutlen of sodium salicylate
In water will reme this stain, if you
soak the damaged part of the material
in it.
Wants te Learn Addresses
Te the Editor of Y Oman's Paee:
Dear Madam Will )ou kindly print1
In your really helpful column the ad
Jrcss of the Mnrrlnfte Bureau In New
Ye-k City nnd also the address of the i
Little Church Around the Cerner? It. ,
Marriage licenses in New Yerk City
must be obtained from the Marriage lit-
cense Cleric,
i r"y Cleric.
In the Ilfiii3flm.nl nf In.
The Uttle Church Around
. . V. .
the corner Is at r. Kasi Twenty-ninth
street. New Terlc City.
Fer Slim Ankles
Te the Editor el Weman's Page:
Dear Madam I am a girl of nineteen
years and have ery stout ankles.
Kindly tell me hew te reduce them.
M. It
TXerclse will de this for you. There's
a special kind of ene that consists or
rising en uptee ana nrlnBlnir )our heels
i back te the m-eimrl tn,.u" ?i .i,i. LV-Z
I night as many times as' ou r.m with.
uui BciueK uren. men walklnr, swim-
minjr and dancing are fine for slender
ankles
In a Snfall Space
In my small kitchen I have found
, l -P,n'''St ,id?a 1".1,"I?'CS 'Vfrks out
I well. The window
sill is forty inches
I mini the tlner. le this is attached n
swniK inuie. naiiius nnd feeds. te !
kept cold nrp arranged en this, covered.
nm left until needed. My thirty-fire,
inch niixins table fits unilpr this. It
is en casters se that it can be rolled
wherever needed. Then I have a .me-
covered table about twenty-four inches
squnip nnd thirty Inches high which lit
I uuilep the mixing table. This is nlse lnatlen. the piece of rubber, wns wliat
en ensters nnd may be rolled tn the Ve new call "vulcnnied." Fortu
stove when it is necessary te have n ' natelv (:oedear remembered that the
plnee for utensils, ns in makins xvnffles. bflg lind beeii trented with sulphur, nnd
or It may be used near the sink for i lm drelHed Hint suhihur in eombinatlen
cutting egetnbles. or for collecting
dishes m the dining room. E. ('., In
Modern I'riscllln.
Things You'll Leve te Make
Summer
PanceFreck
Trin
VW
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ftlan
wi
Whnt could be mere appropriate for
a SI
MM Kit DA.VCK F'llOOK TRIM
MING ttiail Hliruvs of daintT. snnrkllntr
leaves of silver cloth? Cut small leaf
shaped forms out of silver cloth.
Lightly mark with pencil where you
wish te linve thp spray. (If you can
not de this have a spray stamped en
the tunterinl, or en a piece of paper.
If the Intter. baste the pntwr te the
innterlnl. stitch en the leaves, then
tear away the paper.) F'mbreidcr the
i-rems witir siik or metal tureau.
I Allew a line of the silver leaves te run
; from the top of the spray up te eeen
shoulder and down below the hins.
F'asten a large silk or velvet flower of
fome bright color nt the. top of the
spray. Thii RI'MMBR DANCK
F'ltCKJK TKIMMJNO will leek gor ger gor
jpeiis under the bright electric lights or
under the glow of the moon, if worn
et nn out-of-deer affair. FLORA.
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Fer a Short Time We Otter te Cut and Fit
Slip Cevers or Draperies FREE
With Every Purchase Ne Less Than 20 Yarda
CRETONNES Half Price
Imported nnil Domeetlo iOe te II
Petltlvtlr Werth Doutile
Furniture Made te Order
Fer a Phort Time Only n
Cretonne Slip Ceyer Given Free
vtllh Mh e'. UphjlHered Wring
uiUm or Hall Furniture Made te Order.
We hve ir aeeerirneni or rrtmee te eelect from, elte a large line of fur
niture covering". FrlwUes. sVeleure. Tapeetrln ana 811k Oamnik We gueniritee
Jonitrucllen and material need. Our factory I. open for InepwUen nt all "".
Furniture Reuphehtered and Refinished
VCVGTANI7 IIPUniQTTOV m i 4 -.
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He Has Become a Weman Hater
. at the Early Age of Twenty-four
This Is a Tragedy, Because New He Will Try te Ruin His Life
Se Much Mere Seriously Than Later On
H
E WHITKS thai he Is a confirmed
woman hntcr nt (he ngp of twenty
our.
And the reason for It Is thnt nfter an
engagement of four jcars his fiancee
begnn te show signs of net being true
te liiui,
Te test her he stayed away from her
for a day or two, nnd when lie went
back te see her found the deer closed te
him. '
He felt tW he wns much better off
without her, ns, of course, he Is, If she
was net going te be true te him.
Hut he Is a wemnn hater nt the nge
of twenty-fetfr.
That is trngic.
Fer at twenty-four n woman hater
who has earned his title by nn cxpori cxperi cxpori
ence like this has bur-one Idea, and
that is te ruin his life, his health and
his character as quickly and ns thor
oughly as possible.
He lias the same Idea as the little
boy who starts te run away from home
becnuse his mother won't let him play
with the hose nnd get himself all wet.
He guesses "she'll be sorry all right
when she hears nbeut this.
And the tragedy Is that the woman
hnter of twenty-four, ngaln like the
woman lmtev of eight or ten, always
tomes hack.
SOME time in his life there is sure
te enter another woman.
When he falls in love the second time
he will fall deeper and harder and
faster than the ordinary man. because
it will be such a surprise te him.
And then what will he have te offer
the girl who has broken down all these
barriers of hate? .
Whnt Wnd of life !ha,ct WLU he
have been preparing all this time?
Whnt kind of pnst will he have te
conceal or te confess? ,
Thnt la the time when he will suffer,
all because of his own closing of his
own henrt.
HATING isn't worth the pleasure
thnt anybody gets out of it.
Of course it's hard for him new,
everybody knows hew hard It is : It
unfair when u mnu ha looked forward
for four vears te happiness and n hente.
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tee sharp nnd midden te be rececrui
t !. .t.llittnlt
Of course n blew iikc mni is in"..
ir"l ilium"! v , , , ,.,.i
It is the natural, prlmitlvp little be
impuhc te say stubbernly: ,,"c"' 1
don't enre. I hate women. I m going
I te the dogs!"
I Hut thnt Isn't manly, or big or even
sensible; It's a waste of time and
money and energy.
irniu iiinmuimvi,i
Can Yeu Tell?
?! R. J. and A. W. Bedmcr
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Hew the Vulcanizing of Kubber Vtus
THri)erCi
Tn n prent manv wavs rubber, as i
erginallv formed into articles for use.
' wni quite different from the forms in
' ...i.ii. fi.,,1 it tmlnv. Virtually its
enlv use in the early years after its
.. - t ...1.Imm '.m nr
.llennrerr wns In llinklng glim Or
rubber shoes. These were ensy te make,
but when the weather became cold these
shoes became hnrd and stiff, making
them uncomfortable te wenr. while en
thp ether hand In het weather they
were sticky, which wns even worse.
TIip problem of making rubbev mere
useful and dependable nppenlcd te many
minds. Among them wns that of
Charles (Joedycnr. It wns while he
wns examining the tubes of n life-prp-irarer
which Imd bpremc useless thteugh
1 climatic conditions thnt he developed
l0 thp preblrm of trentlng rubber te
mnkc its use mere nrnPtlcnl. Mere
the idea of ileetlng some ei nis nine
ii,nn sli tpbi-s wpre snent in frultlrss
,,xncriment. nnd then the solution enme
' te him through a mere nppident.
' ()ne evening: ln discussing with his I
brother one of his most recpnt failures. ,
n mbber mailbag whieh Iip hnd expectPd
te sell te the (ievemment. a piece efi
the rubber from the bag npcldcntnlly
' struck ngninst the het stove before
htel. fhev were slttlnc. t'nen exam-
i with the heat of the stove and the rub- J
her caused vulennizntlen. Out of this
long search nnd the lucky accident the
1 rubber industry hns grown te its pres
lent proportions.
I Toirprrew What Happens When Our
Hands Chap?
Read Your Cluiracter
By Dxgby Phillips
rilling the Sedentary Jeb
In a previous article it was explained
hew te pick a man for slew, pains
taking, careful or plodding work. The
position of n clerkship wns iipi1 ns an
example. It was explained that per
sons of darker complexion and concave
profiles fit best Inte positions of this
sort. Rut there are ether considera
tions tn be taken Inte account.
The work of a elcrk, ns n hi!p, is of
thp sedentary kind. And there are cer
tain types of individuals who de net fit
well into sedentnry jobs, even though
they may be the patient, concentrating,
thoughtful nnd persistent kind.
If you vvnnt te weed out the persons
who de net fit thn sedentary job you
will hnve te see them personally, and
you will find It well worth while te
observe whnt kind of hair thev have.
This is the point. Coarse haired people
ere rarely hnppr, nnd therefore rarely
de themselves full justice, in a sedentary
job. This is particularly true If tbelr
growth of hair Is thick.
Select the fine-hnired ones for this
sort of werjc, for there is mere chance
thnt they lnck thnt physical vigor and
activity which icnulrcs a constant out
let, nnd which should net be irritated or
depressed by the inactive routlne of
working constantly at one desk.
Tomorrow Selllne
the "Schoolboy
, Writer."
iJ. raaiar 1931 ft Rtprt-
"l "f-vwwa.erameri
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One girl who has been unfair and
untriie Isn't nil women; In si.v that she
lins niintd your life is te nilmil tamii'p.
nnd whnt self-respecting man ever
wants te de thnt?
"DITTEHNESS
can se easily be
-- nveided,
If run Uthh remember that
it Isn't In the least necessary or helpful.
We nil have dur moments of tninKing
thnt we must, he hitter, must hnte the
somebody or something that hns mnde
us unhappy.
Hut that isn't necessary nt nil. We
don't hurt anybody but ourselves by
doing (hat. nml we den t 'accomplish
anything except our own misery.
YOUNG wemnn hntcr, wnlt n
J ml
minute before you start out en the
bitter, disillusioned read te perdition !
Step and think what geed does it
de you or anybody, what fun is It, whnt
chance will it give ou later en when
you are se anxious te make geed?
Oh, yes you will be, tee! You're
human, even if you de hate all women,
because they're all untrue and fickle and
wicked nnd utterly no geed.
Deep down in your heart you knew
they're net all that way, nnd some day
A het, full-flavored cup
of Tetley's Orange Pekoe
revives your flagging
nerves, stimulates you
and makes you forget
you're tired. Yet, it has
the delicacy and flowery
frngrance that can come
only from the world's
finest tea plants.
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TETLEY'S
Makes geed TEA a. certainty
Don't take this chance
with your furs
te air and shake them out and put them away in a
cedar chest. Or even te send them te cold storage.
Unless they arc JOO1 clean that is, scientifically
processed te kill all germ life as well as rid. the
garment of EVERY paiticle of dust you are" running
a great risk. Your furs may be ruined when you
start te wear them in the fall. , v -5
It Is felw economy te take n chanw en
qnestlennble rlennlnc. lln sure nnd fen
nrp safe. Send llirm te be denned te
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