Evening public ledger. (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, July 23, 1918, Final, Image 17

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ultimately break your heart."
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' the steed a little to the rearward
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"And If I hadn't backed that horse
when I did It might have broken
your bloomln' neck!" London
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'Take my advice, my dear, and
buy penny postage stamps while you
can. I've 'eard they're putting up
the price to three "a'pence."
The Wiser Way
"What sort of a man is Green?"
"Fine. The best over."
"Is he trustworthy?"
"Very."
"Would you lend money to
him?"
"As to that I can't say. I've
never lent him any. I've only bor
rowed from him." London
Opinion.
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says Amsterdam seems to be about
the only place In G'ermany we get
any authentic news from.
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Pessimistic Sergeant (who has been Informed that the new billets are
only a kilo further on) We've been told that the last five kilos.
The Optimist Well, sergeant, at any rate the bllnkin.' place ain't
galntn' on us.
RESPECT DUE
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"Wot's yer game, me lad? Don't yer know yer should put yer put
ties on when yer cornea Into a town?"
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FVnd Mother Tes, and then they
carried my heroic boy back to the
hospital In an ammunition truck.
Sympathetic Susie You mean the
ambulance, don't you?
P. M. N'o, lie eald that he was so
full of bullets they thought It safer
to use the ammunition truck.
The Time, the Place and the Girl
He (proposing in a taxi) Say
"yes," darling.
She Give me time to think.
He (eying the taximeter) Tes,
but, good heavens, not here!
Cassell's Saturday Journal.
London Opinion.
Tommy (on a visit) But you don't mean to say you 'as yer meals
In 'ere?
"Yes, we do when we gets flat fish."
At the Banquet
After-Dinner Speaker I am too
full for utterance.
Dinner Hlc Sail rl. We're In
tho same boat. Michigan Gargoyle.
"Hail Smiling Morn!"
Singers The hills are tipped
with gold.
Weary Walter I wish I was a
blooming 'ill. Cassell's Saturday
Journal.
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