" " " - - J ' ' r"r i ii - "" . - -- ... . . . r . . : . ,..-- .... . I . ,, '. ,,,-T ;,,. "r inl-nlt.1 .1 'in , i. 1,-,i,'- , i , i I' I i'i J,' . . ... m . - . . -- . Mfl r. - i'-iTtRfUV, 11 m i..,- - ,- t Iffc-J OF FUN FOR YOUNG AND OLD TO REMIND ONE THAT LIFE IS NOT ALL SHAftO (TltlS PAGE IS FULLY PROTECTED BY COPYRIGHT) h SCHOOL. DAYS l.'t. ' Bu DWIG $ ISJ rfott tnanv LYITAm Ktnaells WttI you jJiw Plcfcce (aee JoKixL ? Vfhvfc .iu t&y 3, CUt Aiwta6s 0 t leave oie "Lillian ftussetts i "ou VrvutvcLetevs o nmn. if vou'l tJiro-rt n one o J T-T- V -o 3,ou. 3ella Toxes. y mm i ?f i c -! c7cts.-poolciri 7 k "f A Btek Answer "Never tet," saw the lay ' ' preacher to the man who was drlv ','lngr. "Back horses, and It will ultimately break your heart." Just then the driver maneuvered ' the steed a little to the rearward to avoid collision with an oncom ing motor, and observed grimly, "And If I hadn't backed that horse when I did It might have broken your bloomln' neck!" London Opinion. BUNNVS ALPHABET X or My Ias-b bill -s A. Ten. 3 pot AAxcL No Tcxore 1V6 tot "to "make, it A. weel: TU I fieL Dealing the Budget Jj3Uf m&-m '. xttmtcmt. . kk.. London Ryttander. 'Take my advice, my dear, and buy penny postage stamps while you can. I've 'eard they're putting up the price to three "a'pence." The Wiser Way "What sort of a man is Green?" "Fine. The best over." "Is he trustworthy?" "Very." "Would you lend money to him?" "As to that I can't say. I've never lent him any. I've only bor rowed from him." London Opinion. The Young Lady Across the Way fStgp The young lady across the way says Amsterdam seems to be about the only place In G'ermany we get any authentic news from. BROAD AND CHESTNUT -i- By BUNNY -Chcrup.theuaMt) I' ,,.-11., ZrT nLN CbV i. . J xti really I JJanxbe totith) Mk i yt t com, f . y, . V i . t "' gBSSf Very rondn4dhllll CLagyji- Tkt p.ir I met -to Ja,vj5Jisla WHAT'S THE USE OF HAVING A TANK IF YOU CAN'T PUSH OVER TREES AND THINGS THE WA1 HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL .v, -immr .. t a k . jm L .. . n rvrajr.tft a -. feSBBfflBBssSCBWS55 tfl. t " The PaSRlnr Show Pessimistic Sergeant (who has been Informed that the new billets are only a kilo further on) We've been told that the last five kilos. The Optimist Well, sergeant, at any rate the bllnkin.' place ain't galntn' on us. RESPECT DUE WfSi-s - .London Opinion. "Wot's yer game, me lad? Don't yer know yer should put yer put ties on when yer cornea Into a town?" REGULAR ONE DOES? Bg FONTAINB-' -iJi r ?gv wvlv-tt.y HOW " 1 o awMs rA ' a tJi ( . jg ffo 1 1 1 i- ' And Mamma Believed It I WHEN THE FOOD COMES FLAT "' 4.ornH Widow. FVnd Mother Tes, and then they carried my heroic boy back to the hospital In an ammunition truck. Sympathetic Susie You mean the ambulance, don't you? P. M. N'o, lie eald that he was so full of bullets they thought It safer to use the ammunition truck. The Time, the Place and the Girl He (proposing in a taxi) Say "yes," darling. She Give me time to think. He (eying the taximeter) Tes, but, good heavens, not here! Cassell's Saturday Journal. London Opinion. Tommy (on a visit) But you don't mean to say you 'as yer meals In 'ere? "Yes, we do when we gets flat fish." At the Banquet After-Dinner Speaker I am too full for utterance. Dinner Hlc Sail rl. We're In tho same boat. Michigan Gargoyle. "Hail Smiling Morn!" Singers The hills are tipped with gold. Weary Walter I wish I was a blooming 'ill. Cassell's Saturday Journal. THE GUMPS Andy's First Day as a Bachelor i :- -:- -: ' -:- -: Cwrtrt.. . t. Wbu. . By SIDNEY SMITH : ; ,' C73r v v 5D Vou ever SEE-ANYTHING IN HE TEAD AT THE Rose ROOlA- f ANiAi YME LST X.16HT WA M WS- wl w N. .7 QLI OSTRICH i ?di'?NBlSNTNipHLABi TPPEt Hg. WAITRESS. 1.50 feorusHll J TOWN CAFC vNE FIND OOf? NO - why v& tfVi chocoiatc . ) " ,y , - ,, & rSm I a cat,?. Wll,hav v I J J SUNDAE.' . I HE3 BOUUNM ' j-.'v "::.' v "V H T.v:v "J FI I f 1 nrriR&l rtPsl v1- r N yHE ,ST Ji" : xfttk: i ifeSUl dp5 rfr(4 -JV'rL-?! A WO V ' f 4 N .v T- -xKSVi- SZC&r- IMoA nur-ouw v- .w. JIt CTX CJSCTP? v s?-T B n I. I IV I I S -A I vJ.'W. t lA.vf i.gffl , : , : : . (i7l jj PETEY If 's Too Bad There Wasn't Any One Around to Time Him :- -: -: -: :- -:- By C. A. VOIGJIT moving picture funnies tj, I Vtt. 5ust about J' stelPl fX IISzzS? W i!!!I lS- jkcS 'EE?r!ffl Cut out. the picture on all' sides. Then carefully 'fold dotuif.. line 1 into entire length. Tfcwtvvi dotted line !, and so on. Fold eaahfj section underneath, accurately. completed turn over and youM I ,. "V f surprising result. ma picture ''iCt..Vl'H !$:$b j.. ...Jri "i . --!. .A t-lAL . ' ' t!L ,-';-i' . - iv, C-?5i. , ;if.'s v;. 1 i. Wa t 'AS1 t, , iSttfc'M. rse ? . ; r.. v-n -:' v.: v ..' . jniiiakL .. siv HHHiiBKBnBnmLnr tstt ...'" HMakMiaHklilitlWaiHiMaHHaaiMiHHNHHaMNMMMaaHHMtPMMMaMi r w-nm ...... -, . - - . , . ,. in wIwviwl wv m 1 vii -vwMH-aHawniMimBMiiiia