HWii Sfiltl ,' 'V W: tMrmcB JOFPWWR YOUNG AND OLD -TO REMIND ONE THAT LIFE 'IS NOT ALL SHM (TINS PAGE' IS FCIXT PROTECTED BT COPIKIOHT) MIKOOLAYS By DWIG J?R(M 41V0 CHESTNUT Bv BUNNY 'Ifeneysuckle an3 swee locas4 .feT A Bar bLsbH ) I run B. -i At jvjj A Ar T 1 IcJittU pa.L b&i.rv3aJLc so fa-tvfc. 6a.m. open up id. now "-'".Hf,t pai&t n nv rTir ttfrrtcc aver mpjc risr ipkrv hmo to hurnun what Yttrr HttnHT CA AMArntJB mriiKKT KWKKp)iR : : . . :-'' '." ". mxTAWl !' " ' ""7 1 .-- -- .... , ... n , MY NEW rUOOH if i uo" ... liJQ5v3 COULDNT BE FITTED Bill lytHHsB-f i wlfih II W3Kas aibaaBs ,. London Opinion. Serjeant (after fruitless searcn for a suitable pair of trousers) Tou ain't no bllnldn use to me wot you want to do Is to apply for a transfer to the Highlanders. .' I u -c . Rl?ll.fJ I ' V Th Yonng Lady Ac the w.y tjje GUMPS Oh, Well, Its Only $2.85 Gone to Smithereens sgr Copyrlfht. 1818. by The Tribune Co. By SIDNEY Thi youiis lady across the way mya the food situation In Germany Is- very serious, and she understands that many a fat old German now has an abdominal cavity for the first time In his life. I CAH't SEE WWO" NUNS KICKING. X.BOUY 'VslNEM SHE- KEEPS. WONDERINC NNHNtXO WANE FOR OOR NEXT rAErLALU .THE-T'NVE- EVERS PACe IN YrriiCOOK APPtlr DUrAfilN(j- VoiA VUhA PUOOlNCr. COl COSYARb- PR0N5 VJNlP- SAUVUumnv. P;OPOVs:Rw .AND UOop OLft FASHIONED eiwCKANMEATCAKC-OWl SOY. , I'll. OUST AftKt ur 'CW OP TriO ,L SMOVN WER HOW YO COOK ua I Jm THEVftE INEXPENVE AND fAAKE-A V4KOL.E hAEAC - t auAJiY SUCK.WHEAY? jCUp WEAPiNfc.TAfetESP0Oh fcALY . , VPAVT CAKIc- 5LA P''' kSL I I I r xi .i j ll"Vt ' JY"i. A CINCH - FX VJA RUrVNlNCYMS KlYCWSM Vb &AiC CNCUGrW O SUILO A SATTUE SHIP BMER.X NrVONYH Odj n I r xfti r i biS5 57 HEAAEN&: Y6U'fE 5POtE! uv Kites NEvoa,85" ' t AUUrAtNOhA SK.IUV.8JT- m R you siiai r '" s j. MOVING PICTURE FUNNIES . il;' fcoulMrietcAusrH?) :&? 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