sas? i"P9 Vi tM.i 31 B- i -(,i. V r,kv. Bl?!?a.' ,-'- 'afirvrnasi3Fk Pt)j&iiio fi&-i'HiriAisiHfA-, thuiuhSax, .tune 13, mis '"'.. 4 T 1 i nw; ?, 4 PG OF FUN FOR YOUNG AND OLD TO REMIND ONE THAT LIFE IS NOT ALL SHADOW (this rar. is fum.y protected tiY corvnioitT) il school' days r WIG , I evei I Soak Now once, there voen Be in lert .. ef you -fo 6 incase a nccJTc ' 3k! ' fk! Ydkl iK. Jou cou7oV4 Kit a. SMi-n. doo -With, a . XllVAft. Tnnu.TftAlYi , "ou beAke toru -wliil jouV silt alive TF 'O.TK PGT.V ,1lWrT OAT? ,1 H'Mv 77A' TERRIBLE-TEMPERED MR. BANGS HEAVES HIS GOLF CLUBS J Tr'" ''fr'-7.ir .it-"rv his RAM. -.- :- Rn FONTAINE MSfc oA oAg Aa IgR- It was a second-story man, A hurgliir he by trade; A cIcM'piiitc Rent Uf bud Intent, Ami lots of hauls ho made. It was it peaceful .citizen ; In honest tr.ide whs he; He walked t)io floor In niankhy's store, A splendid slBht to sec. One itlglit he roused him from his .sleep, And saw beside his bed A burglar hold A pistol cold Close up against his' head. "The silver! Quick!" the burglar hlsspd ; lie teisely had bis say; By habit led, Ills victim said: "The silver? Right this way." 'The silver's In the basement, sir; This way, sir. If you please" He crossed the floor, And through the door, lie strode with practiced case. . I lt A II The burglar's Run still covered him As down the stairs ho went; With visage grim, Ulght after him, Ills steps the ninglnr bent. A bulky bag the sUer made, ilpgathered In the gloam , ny habit led ; The letlm said: "What name? ' I'll send It home." The burglar grinned a sauige grin; The reg'lar villain sort "Send home? To me? Nay! Nay!" quoth be: "I'll take It with me, sport !" The man who wnlked the floor by day, , He bowed with mien contrite, Assumed a smile, And oocd the while. "Anything else tonight?" He helped the burglar with h's pack (Ills calling It was plain) Then pranced before I llni to the door, And murmuied, " ome again. ' Kulwrll nnrl (tnrdon Ho In I'artuons Musaztn X""r ? r CTV. Ami r w r2s "ViK ,- W I tT 1 l U S.; -NJLiV. . . . . . TTW$Bi J . 'Yy?eW& 5. r oy&m$wm .& r r But last week wis Wrist got caught m IN THE STRAP ON THE BAG. Applied Principles . Dartmouth Jaclt-O-I.antern. . The Confidential Friend Your 'worst enemy In yourself. The Conceited Wretch Well, you know we should love our enemies. The Short for It " , Sergeant (taking tally of pris oners) An' what's your name? Prisoner Pig' of a Britisher, I am Herr Obcr-Lletitenant Count Helniich Johann Ernest Frleder lch von Detwullcr und Slgmarin. gen Schwartzwold. Sergeant Well, I'll just put ye down as Heinle MacKrlts ye'll answer tae that for the present. Life. The Youiir Lady Across the Way 1 S!gL ffPinl a THE GUMPS And the Show Starts at 8:15 I'opjrislit. 1IMX. I The Tribune Co. By SIDNEY SMITM ITS At-WrVY TM6 ANNE - WE CrO TO TN6 HOW ABOUT TWICE A SEAR. ANO A. WAV 5 UTE YH6 TICKETS AHE -OR TO NldUr VOU KMOVil-'TNEHENOTGON" TO HOkD TTT diriQW FOK VJ 5 EITHtrK "i jjft ( RACK DOOR. ) UHL 11 FOR.0OT TO j v- VJ J KNOVJ THAT You NEEDED IC& THIS AFTERNOON - WOVN TM& ICE DOES Ael-T THESE I'VE BEfrN VAITINC SO LONIa P VOU PONT BRIN7 M afKAP-THIW(-rTf rr I'LL. lEMRRMSYED FftltAN OH IDLER -rH5V'tU THINK. 1 HAVt NO OCtUPrVTION f CANV 8RD- V C FORGOT Coft THE CANAftYi BIRD 'N. COVSfe HlfA UP. IT'S AaOoTHN& YOU WV'NT A. OF-T ELE-PHANT XNCD BE-HERE J 7LA co Pl- E op - V-ih i J SEEN rAY RtNtf ?) iL C IHIDTMEIYV J fBTS nj l AN D FoRCrOT ( ... ,.. ,vr. - OMirXW: TOU NEAOf WCrMf- ARE-VOU URE THERE" NOTHING EL.SE- XOU FQR.CrCiT.- DID XdU WATER. THE CENTURY PLANT? JF I HAD ANUEAORY UV-E YQUftS I'D WAME To LOOK IN TH (5IRE.CTOR.V, fcJRY NtHT TO FIND our vNHERE HVEb 1 H?gr V- AAAAAVVVM I rii i f PORCaOT THE I x"iiely m PH 1,1' l.Jf i SIDNEY 4fAITJy In a Nut Shell The ground is icd, The Kaiser blue, Sugar Is scarce. And sauerkraut, too! . The Lehigh Burr. Thete Bright Fresh English Prof. Who were the, descendants' of Levi? Wee pipe in the rear of the room The Leviathans. Cornell Widow. BROAD AN' CHESTNUT By BUNNY The, young lady acroHs the way says the first Ave bookn of the Bible are known in theological circle's as the Pentecost. 7 1 h On.- I lW"TU 5ucka.a i n a tt I. iMjLJf 1,1 V I 11 ml V I I WJ y M" Ok! u nice s.; certa-inlr To c a.live ! are. out. atronfe ' y ' i& ! AK iut tKe lind- Jor 3uniw day I never Like . " To s;--..-'ss "IWX r " "6 ' Army Hospitality Everything was ready for kit Inspection. The oltlcer singled out Private McTootle to receive his attentions. "Toothbrush?" ho roared, "Yes, sir." "Razor?" "Yes, sir." "Hold-all?' "Yes, sir."' "H'm! You're all right, appar ently," growled the officer. Then he barked: "Housewife?" "Oh, very well, thank you," said the recruit amiably, "how's yours.?" Journal of the American Medical Association. "THL LNKINDEST CLT OF ALL" Grammatical Knowledge When General Leonard Wood was' a small boy he was called up In the grammar class. The teacher saidr "Leonard, give me a sentence and we'll see If we can change It to' the Imperative mood," . . , , "The- horse draws the catt," said Leonard. ' ' "Very good. Xow change the sentence to an Imperative." ' "Get up! " said young Wood. Christian Register. Terrific And he was going so fast .til lie was unable to tell Whether ' ttiltlfe tmlittirf I, I trt loav-A tm rvmrUt1 V l,..,a w,,a,,v iciv i, to vy the dog'a. Punch Bowl. ! OVER THE TOP ' By BUNNY s?H3 fflm Mr. Jones I don't mind so much about my watch ind things, pound of margarine that worrlcsine! The Pastlnc Show. It's what Maria will say about the half- PETEYHand It to Pete; He Beat the Fly to-It., By C. A. VOIGHT Com, M 61AD To GET A. CHANCE To ST DOWU AWO I3E5T 0Vf! VWAT A OAV! Q' I! l I fin i in nHMuBSi i a m W alHY ai .awi.-SL'J '.. V,AJ 1-(VI IV-" Xi. . . - -- . .-" 7zzt r ': s-R--.M')v J32i Wm, ' .. ' f CL-- V,. "V '. . v, &2 ' if -SAEEl.'- ts a VOVIDER. WOU VoOtDtaT POT SOME thaz-wvper AOUKJD lPe Housfe;: j . A v A r Ci'-; "si ! tf!J8sSI LV: Aw- 4- s U . "l, tor motve, Are welcoi . v? mmh lO 9W4 ..(. -i I'-- ' V'rtr??5J . - , '.' Liife rMM tr Hi' '(f-r'-.. tiw$ ffl & aai? S3 J
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