' -v.v '' .' !&. i$ -"foutrcinn?.dn a v January 30, 1918 Cuentng public ffieflget PICTURES AND SCRAPPLE ,AND MRS. JONES MAKE A LAST DESPERATE EFFORT TO SECURE A LOAD OF COAL BCi"12 i ""( AND PHoH Your boss A -jL. B' f' V-t r THAT YOU'VE BROKEN ryS rffc A HN ''"""" foWN. IN FRONT OF THe) rTtliil jr. r.y- y who'u buy the YwT -di(r y rK ' CoAL JUST AS J fl5551:?: Jf !- b2 I I Hy roNTAi.si: rox (Coorrliati 14 - IS When She Weakened Husband's Lawjer (ctos-cam-lnlng plaintiff, a sinTrasetto) By equal rights I hupoq you 'ican nil tho lights men have, plus tho special privileges women now njoy? Plaintiff (Icily) I ask for no spe olat privileges. r Lawjcr (suavely) Ah, then jou mako no demand for alimony? Lamb. A QUANDARY r ft- ', ; Camouflage . it" London Opinion, omcer Tlalt! I down Immediately where ou are Vot another yard's ndance! Tho man In tho stream Excmo me. lr, I don't mind getting -net but Je cot In my pocket the only hoc of matches in the -whole platoon Rare Indeed Tat had Just arilvod from Ire land when Mike, who hnd been in America for some years, .pled him. 'Tnltlt, Tat!" exclaimed Mike, "what nro you doing oer here?" "I'vo rome over," answered Tat, "to try if I can mako an hon est living." "Regoira, Mike, mo boy, that's dead alsy oer here, for It's domned little competition you have in this country!" Lamb. e Penn Plato Troth, "Was He" Re-elected? At tho recent election, a Senator " frus elected who thought very fa ' vorably of his own tactfulness, so i Vhen ho returned from his first 'visit to tho Capitol, upon" being ' sked to deliver ait address, ho tarted as follows: "My friends, I shall not call you ladles and Rcntlemen, I know you too well." Awfrwan. K WkJ Explained I'.y ii . ,.. : .. t--,-i . "1. hrl,-i la maqnt hr "mart dmn" l (.), .a .,v.,. j ....... ....u. ". t Kecrult--You lift tne lert root 1- f p and place tho right foot nlong- ' Hide; of it and continue tho motion. r-Judgc. In These Modern Days r . y I V ; U. A J I THE CHEERFUL CHERUB When z. the $-c,dnes.s of the wtr Descends on -me. in one. bi $ob I think, "We. really should be. proud God thought vs worthy oi mis jod. il v n xr. TJnrtn. . rir...,.Tn)M "Why didn't he marry her""' "Ife said he didn't think she could support him In tlio way to which lie had been accustomed." Nothing to Burn German Officer (relating war ex periences) On this night that I speak of it was ho dark that we couldn't see a thing. Trlend Couldn't you tret some thing to start a fire with? German Officer No: there wasn't a cathedral within ten miles Judge. The Younfr Lady Acrossvthe Way SCHOOL DAYS WMi. f ' 'f !HtyJo runnc w etift' Ku: t5hO Moo. r-..V-. a 111 -&$6 TfouV oryif! Pi. 1 ftt wJ rz .yrt o-voa- 'U. itF' vuvt'&tyMj lv B.". do 5 fr favir yZ;- , . "A i f 'jr&rr-s ir - i m x t liTfc. Sj7- h" MM. -. I I'U .,';r jwm t&Mh? ,imi The young lady acrosu the way siys she considers the Kaiser the most dangerous man Rermany ever produced and ,'apoleoi the next inoat. PERSONS AND EVENTS LOOMING LARGE IN THE NEWS OF THE DAY .im-Mlli.--m--mmm--mm-i-ai-----Il . Immm B United States marines on the last hip of their lengthy journey to training quarters KSKm. ""i" l:"hllt i back of the battle line in France., They ate not a bit downrnst at the piospect of reach- jiBKoWffilPiWlfKfe, ' " fi Sliipll I Children of the Friends' West Philadelphia School ' HPP - H v; A pleasant digression this from Philadelphia snow scenes, being Lndy Wellcsley, of England,, about to take her morning dip in tho surf nt Palm Reach. International Film Service, , A new and unconventional photograph a SKeiton wiiuams, uompirouer 01 tno m and aid to Director General McAdoo in a tering the affairs or the railroad?. Harria Kwlnav John cy is. Three-year-old Giuilano D'Ullsse, of 102C Dickinson street, who is only a baby in spite of the soldierly apponrnnco he his little uniform. gives in V, i t,K 1 lO 'SMMiM . "" .Al V IM ttajf i ,?m frf.i'-!5.' ?,. i .. tv J . ,. . . . , , t ' w km&:ilslKWt' ' vvy;Jwj!4 .r: mvt 3su W! 'i'1 J-.lduUMB.. o n. '.' halAl i
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