3-V.. ,-VI " . V"v. Aliening public ffie&get PICTIIRES AND SCRAPPLE FRIDAY January 25, 1918 '. , Tlip.Sk COMMUTERS WOULD HVVE FROZEN STIFF IF TUB POWERFUL KATRINKA HADN'T PUSHED UP THAT EMPTY 110X CAR FOR EVERYBODY TO WAIT IN rp- : r - A PHOTOGRAPHIC PORTRAYAL OF THE LATEST NEWS HAPPENINGS By FONTAINE FOX (Copyright) AND STILL THEY CAN'T VOTE tianica Oplnlor. "How do you ktiov, lies married to her'.' "Well, he's been reading tho evening paper ever since he sat down, and she seems qulto hai;y studying other women's liatr." And FrlglitPii tho Hullets They .'ay that tho Scotchmen at Ypcs Just laughed at tho poor German snypersi' Having musical soulr They run for their liole. When tho Scotch loudly Bhout tor their nypersr. Jlnrvard J,ampoon. Nice I'lacr, Text Tho wcro discussing HUrntuio nnd tho conversation turned to English nuthort. "Have you read CarlyleT" inquired tho literary connoisseur. "No." answered the literary parvenu, "but I've vis ited his Indian school." Penn State Froth. Is That So! There was a swift kid at Bryn . Slawr, Who 'Wned a hie Stutz touring car: .' Paid her flno with a Erin Wlien tho cop pulled her in, Anil handed tho Judge a clear. Funch Bowl. Old Familiiir Places Prisoner (to jailor Put mo In cell 38. Jailer What for'.' Prisoner It's the uno father used to have. Awgwan. CAMOUFLAGE THE CHEERFUL CHERUB The sun shines on in SDite. of clouds And never .seems 'to mind them. When clouds of troubles hurv me, 111 smileA l nc5ht on behind them. J7?r. . sT KA V (1 teA lr CSz A Diagnosis When tho donkey saw tho zebra He began to switch his tall; "Good night!" ho said with frightful mien, "There's a horse that's been In Jail."- Awgwan. Fresh? Guest' When was this chicken killed? - Waiter Wo don't furnish dates Kith chicken, sir: Just bread and butter. Awgwan. Tho Iouiik I,ad Across the Way BxTm SCHOOL DAYS v A ( rr . JLWs ki The young lady acrosa tho way says tho American people have never learned to llko mutton and It certainly seems llko a great waste to kill the elieep Just fop their wool. The wwj P Viilh a. li She May Have Had an Edge On Jack Do you know that Kit ty Is nn awfully sharp girl? Percy Yes, alio cut tuo on tho street tho oilier day. Widow. Two of a Pair "This pianist lias wonderful powor; lie can make you feel hot or cold, happy or morose,. at will." "That's .nothing now. So con our Janitor." Awgwnn. V. i fHBS' S m "'' .. F Spoafcinij of tho diversion of coal from Philadelphia, hero is n miphty coal train on tliu SHpSl? w B -" ' ' -I Hultimoro and Ohio Kailroud which is rapidly leaviiiK the City of Urotherly Love MfWSmliW . - ''. 'n unwiHiiiR sacrifice) in tho rear. Four Iiurc locomotives arc needed to furnish itifsll - t. W i ' '-iaf" 'f&i motive power for the train, which would have been a welcome vi&ilor had it halted BpA- & Harris & iW5k ) - J T JKK - ;.--. . I g To John U. Densniorc, of Jlontuna, solicitor for tle Department of Labor, lias been detailed tho task of mobilizing; y,000y)Q0 worCcriTfo'r sh,Ipbuildinp; and other war Industries. ' ",'-. "'''' '' lUrrla X. ISnInc.' i ,; Mr, John UarroU displaying Buntum King, Jr., mid Cupid'u Colleen nt tho seventh J unnuai specialty snow lor tne bcnelit of tho .American Red Star Relief nv tno iwi uint'iiain. 'I. M
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