;v'.).v vj v!v.V '?'r.;-v.s' I & ,l ' EVENING LEDGERPHILADELPHIA, M2 MONDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1917 s J .VV Wit and Wisdom of a Busy World CAQTO CPAPPLt THE TOONEUVILLE TROLLEY By FONTAINE FOX & The Skipper ,'.!-" iV'Tff - " it ' w KVSi A J gi -soa m K. WT jriS, a" 7 I'jgfe' (IT CAREfUlAV J yN. Eg Ty ' '' R1 h ,' b 1 ! ij ra ,t ,. n mx 'A 8 . JrfiL Btr K. ft - P" i DJDM'T MAKE THE 5 2. THE OTHER DAY BECAUSE AUNT SOPHRONISBA DROPPED HER BAUL OF KNITTING YARN AND IT ROUIE.D OFF THE CAR, (Copyright) His Reason 1 . t,i li'l'",',t,,t'l'1 ' ! " II 1 '". 11 CS'l.vj-".: ..''"! ' : .r-.'-iliviT"' ' : ' -!:...:, 'iiV li.'r(J'':::,:.S":.:i'.j:.'i:.i.i;'i.:..::--:,j!kr..--ii..:-;u.'j.i;'.Ui -lVarMon'a Weekly. "Henry," she whispered, as thoiiRh fearful of the worst, "do you lovo me less than you did a fortnight ago, when you brought mo some flowers or sweets every night?" "Xo, Kvellna, no," ho answered; "but payday Is yet a week off, and I generally get broke about the middle of the month." What Saved Him fi Mr 'h f vfflr Tlt-Bltf. Barrister's Wlfo So your client was acquitted of murder. On what grounds? Barrister Insanity. VTo proved that his father once spent two years In an asylum. Barrister's Wife But he didn't, did he? Barrister Yes; he was a doctor there, but wo had no time to bring that fact out, THE PADDED CELL HNRE'Tre.Btff HASl V ) LEFT THE ST&RVrtTr ?C The jiriEj? eo of ( V The Bill, But THe OFFICER SAYS uVe 1 G6F THE TRAFFIC J 4, ?7 BLocifeo AT ChelTca fo xx, I V Avewe -- oM IU Greatest Charm The Man of tho Hour What do you think of my new musical com edy? The Woman of the Hour Beauti ful! Who designed those lovely chorus dresses? SCHOOL DAYS By DWIG The Young Lady Across the Way I ( lUHi The young lady across the way says the coal shortage Is getting pretty seri ous and It looks as If we all might have to use hot water heating In our houses. Scriptural Rain Farmer Hayrick Mighty wet rain, hain't It, squire? ' Squire Grouch Ever hear of rain that wasn't wet, you idiot? Farmer Hayrick Yes, I did. Ac- cordln' to Scripture, It once rained GETTING READY FOR ANOTHER PEACE DOVE Murphy, In Chlcano Uxamlner. THE FOOD RATS i .,. ,.,. 1 1 ifpiisiiiiPiiiRfiii P" ' DRIN8INS HOME THE. se lt)MS ' f TrffNK3aiviNO -runriEV " Tn I'rmn 'J'h. N' h of tho Wfirl'l l.ollijim, Yam. HIS LAST THROW Husiinell. In t'indnn.itl Timia-SUr. THE OLDEST "MADE IN U. S. A." CUSTOM RA.Klk III INVEST Yoo, rWE-V m NATION Al. fclR BONOS . rNNO HE1.P Tt OEFET THE' HUNT. Vi. ) sank .jjly IiH illl, 111 i ii.r WrU)MVM. t, I'rom thn Dally dniphli', l.unduii. Kng. OTHER FORMS OF REPRISAL llmliri-. hi Hpokiiiu. (Vh.) Spokesman lleilrw. COMING HOME TO ROOST mBBBmmMi m mlm 'I FHnlrf' 'I i i ill r I'ii Hi i mmmMiMfMKmiWlM 3p HITAarer'1. IjT- II III III I!n - UW'SlllllKr35 , ! : btaii- 1 f nw-ni ii i iijua i ii Mmfe'-v iJ i 6,-.y . ' Hhv wlv flk il - - SFMtSi TmcxiKm sjicawcw. HAtirAT. rtUlVA.BUT KimillfflDM all. tMmici.AtwtinmDm. tlOrCHUTS, miCCLY.ffttY.eYCKf. THiHcmmtrtoDr. tJt ImitT ginw iii'lilrh ii seilW euC I """' l ovujiiuit, n unto lamcu i " i - T &llffikttii:ta7.$-.J, flreind brimstone, by go.h.-Tran- - mrdinj. ...Broo' ,u. ' ' D. u .u i, ouwi t. y ,.:''.'7i."i. L'ivi .: ij Dnnalwy.-. In' ClavJIlM' flal'nr Dtni'ar. wi ilMifiiiibiiim ' - : TB riSl
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