r,wi ,.--"'" f, HC EVENING LEDGERPHlEArfELPHIiV, -MONDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 1917 WtTt,''i.'.l3 RhjT L tv CPAPPLt Wit and Wisdom of a Busy World . i", ' ' I, ''fTlIE TOONERVILLE TROLLEY mi By FONTAINE FOS, i. Jn' r Th BOYS AT THE STORE yyyy CAUGHT THE SKIPPER NAPPING r ' AGAIN AND HE RAN THE CAR PUUMB J? y TO THE DEPOT BEFORE HE NOTICED oV. WHAT THEY HAD '5TUCK ON BEHIND. i (Copyright.) Considerate r -,-.5w-- num - vjt 4T f.3. K jftJBfjify ifi0i$ffl&xi THE 1AI)DED CELL . Iondon Oplniun. Allotment Holder (t borrowing neighbor) I hate to bother you. old man. but I wonder If you would mind lending me my garden tools for a few minutes? Two Tangled Strings Tlnda Bella, I'm greatly puzzled over a certain matter. Holla So am I. Tell me your trou ble and I'll tell you mine. Linda AVell, Dick llaidaway told me last night he loved me. but did not ask me to marry him. Bella And ho asked mo to marry him, but didn't say a word about love. Pearson's AVeekly. After the Raid "- V1. t" ' 1 rfj1 1 life fV If 'A SSL ft" Passing Show. Dispatch Tllder I'm looking for the ehurch, mate. Can you direct me? Military Policeman (controlling trU fie) Yes, but you'll 'ave to look slippy. my son It's In that barrer ! j MOT A OiAMCE ! " AlO "H-tAJvlK TOO, V UNCLE, WE D0AlT " '. I ORe Tor. amy ice o v fA crea.m , va6 HAb , x !Axr 1 SOME LAST'MlGHTy jfWM AT V Providing for Emergencies "Will you keep a wine cellar when you have a home of your own?" "Well, well," Btammered the young man, "In the event of Illness I think It well to be provided." "All right." the old man replied: "you can marry my daughter, but don't be surprised If I call on you twice a week and get taken ill." Pearson's Wckly. The Young Lady Across the Way SCHOOL. DAYS By DWIG- The young lady across the way says she's ery sorry that skirts aren't get ting any wider, as she certainly does 1'ke to be able to step out stridently when she walks. Beyond Danger Sirs. Wellment Now, if I give you half a crown will you promise never to drink another glass of beer? Handsome Harry Yes'm, s'help me; honor bright. Mrs. Wel'.ment Well, here's half a crown. Now wliat will you say when a friend asks, you to have a glass of beer? Handsome Harry Ohi there ain't no danger of that, rnurn All us, fel lent carrieg caM.rare, WMkly. PMm&Sm Ireland, In Columbus Dlnpatch. A DREAM OF GERMAN VICTORY Chapln. In I.01 Aneeles (Cnl.) Kxamlner, COMING BACK! 'i'iSSWS'SV'! i WEtL, VE'RE VILUMG ' ' l!fiift"l''-W,rjM!' I . V JpvC ' 7 : 1 , un MeM' 'mi yUiiv;,i ni --. ;v. :.-: N.-'fii mm wmmmp h7-. .-l 8B3----'-.-1?-;:,:r;r.,f ryi22C'asM.w...w .. ," ."''"''"""'J y JK& MWjOK, WMVttJVvY 1 1 r 1 1 ji ii" 1 ii 1 fii n . 'S AST ME CATCN ( yoy .votV pjii J a boo 3 J-"f. J j rAT -AMD - '' Ml o ffl Knoll. In Dallas (Tex.) News. THEY WANT THE CASE DISMISSED Williams, in Indianapolis News. SHE CAN'T VOTE, BUT LAW-ZEE! SHE STILL HAS INFLUENCE Vvwv vwS - Jpililfe ksz- . dSmsBw. s Sss? m s: .jr V WiTOlSffiSHKSBBB.' tvTOScraRS'-J WudfiSSSHaHR8n '. KHiSSSS mmsmsmxs . ya mm wo- sssa : ' inca mmmm r y, iia. SSSISM1SSSSI ll.M , II-MWKW WmiSSSSl W SSa SBHlSSM.iaBSSSBI;.aUblHUUlteMllBiSBBBiaBB. :n $ .-. n; OMt te.' .l'T4 tJLLIOHr, s-. a .. v ?i 1 iin? .lorJ L,- V -- - 1-. YnnvE riu.pn m TtiFrTREASUBY B NOW F7LL. TME . BA A HEviwsrf civafprv fOOD Valasek. In Urooklyn Citizen. CHRISTMAS IS COMING OUR NEXT DUTY Hern man, in Washington i'tcnlni Slar. vw! will ItfT'J 7IK SM? I ffgqJMjcp:W .rii'.-'A-i W7fir '; AafcsS'MijsjasJiBBBBjia"MSa&saaMSBassBB. '. hi V"iJ. m-zr.-'itJi .'&Ga- rM :i Coffman. la New Orleans, Ittia. TOO LATE WliAT NKTJ CssatI, In New Totk UVcatnc WorlA Kdfc$MRV'. ' fr A.- M.f ,."0JM 5.." !Wd.itfivT" . .3 . -y- LT 1 - 0
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