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EVENINGS LEDOER PHILADELPHIA, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 20, 1917
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THANKS TO THE POWERFUL KATRINKA, BOTH UNCLE PELEG ANQ DABY HAD A FINE VIEW OF THE
PARADE
Br FONTAINE FOX
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Beautiful Snow
TRY A PUMP
A poet praised the falling snow or he
Rat In his easy chair, well knowing that
he needn't ko to saddle through It any
where, and so the children all recite
that erse the ancient poet wrote about
the emow so pure and white Now don t
that get o-jr Willie goat? O sad"
within a, few short weeks the snow that
made the poet rae will come down,
while the cold wind shrieks, and pile
Itself upon your pae. You'll have to
get the shel out and clear a path
from house to gate while Icy breeies
nip your snout and chill your poor old
shiny pate and split your lips and
chap your hands and send cold shivers
up your spine, the while ou yenrn for
tropic lands where burning suns may
ever shine. Of course It's sport for
every kid whose snowball plunks
gainst your face. They also laugh to
ee you skid when you step on a slip
pery place. But don't get mad, be
cause you know some jears ago jou
did the same. You hurled the nasty
wad of snow and plagued the blind, the
halt and lame Console yourself, for
while It's true you hne some reason to
be wild, the flight of time's been good
to you you're not a poet nor a child.
WILL MOORE.
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Doctor I know It Isn't. You don't
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The Paaaing Show
Farmer (In receipt of military help) What's up oer there wl m cow'
Tommy Looks as If one of our engineers had been trjlng to milk her with a
spanner.
The Truth
Boarder (on leaving) Mndam, you
are one of the most honest persona
I have ever met.
Landladj I'm glad to hear you
say that, sir.
Boarder Yes; your honesty Is con
spicuous on the very front of your
establishment. Your sign says:
"Boarders taken In!"
Ready for Rain
"I trust, Jllss Tapplt." said the
kindly emplojcr to his stenographer,
"that ou hae something In reserve
for a rainy day."
"Yes, sir," answered the young
woman. "I am going to marry a
man named Mackintosh." Christian
Register.
The Sad News
Passenger (on Highland coach) Of
"course, you're well acquainted with
the country round about here. Do you
know Glen Accron?
Driver Aye, v. eel.
Passenger (who has Just bought the
estate) What sort of a place Is It?
Driver Well, if ye saw the de'Il
tethered on't, ye'd Just say, "Pulr
brute!"
SCHOOL DAYS
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she supposes the steel companies are
a good deal better satisfied than they
were now "that the Government has
fixed prices and they know Jus.t what
to expect.
School Methods In the Home
"Did your wife scold when ypu
etime home, so late last night?"
"You don't know what It is to have
a wife who was once a school
teacher. She simply made me write
a- hundred times on a slate, 'I must
be at home by 10 o'clock.'" Hw
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