is V t . u . r- IPi-vi" EVENINGS LEDOER PHILADELPHIA, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 20, 1917 crappix Wit and Wisdom of a Busy World gfero Su . . . . H fc i nSfcS THANKS TO THE POWERFUL KATRINKA, BOTH UNCLE PELEG ANQ DABY HAD A FINE VIEW OF THE PARADE Br FONTAINE FOX (Cops riant ) Beautiful Snow TRY A PUMP A poet praised the falling snow or he Rat In his easy chair, well knowing that he needn't ko to saddle through It any where, and so the children all recite that erse the ancient poet wrote about the emow so pure and white Now don t that get o-jr Willie goat? O sad" within a, few short weeks the snow that made the poet rae will come down, while the cold wind shrieks, and pile Itself upon your pae. You'll have to get the shel out and clear a path from house to gate while Icy breeies nip your snout and chill your poor old shiny pate and split your lips and chap your hands and send cold shivers up your spine, the while ou yenrn for tropic lands where burning suns may ever shine. Of course It's sport for every kid whose snowball plunks gainst your face. They also laugh to ee you skid when you step on a slip pery place. But don't get mad, be cause you know some jears ago jou did the same. You hurled the nasty wad of snow and plagued the blind, the halt and lame Console yourself, for while It's true you hne some reason to be wild, the flight of time's been good to you you're not a poet nor a child. WILL MOORE. Why Look? i I' . mm , SSSWSSrfTJ r - ---(fc-WT ." zC? Caaaell's Saturday Journal, Mrs. Jenkins Wlij, doctor, ou didn't look to see If my tongue wai coated. Doctor I know It Isn't. You don't And trass on a race track Ufa- ITS 9 J- &- ssasfessrfi. C iJ2a&iZ-JSr -Jfi -7 f -- i.. R?4IJP Jcpyra.. a '"rczmmmKmrm. f trm ; mmm . Jb m . ft " Tss&miiv. ' ia nara Wm fM mmAim The Paaaing Show Farmer (In receipt of military help) What's up oer there wl m cow' Tommy Looks as If one of our engineers had been trjlng to milk her with a spanner. The Truth Boarder (on leaving) Mndam, you are one of the most honest persona I have ever met. Landladj I'm glad to hear you say that, sir. Boarder Yes; your honesty Is con spicuous on the very front of your establishment. Your sign says: "Boarders taken In!" Ready for Rain "I trust, Jllss Tapplt." said the kindly emplojcr to his stenographer, "that ou hae something In reserve for a rainy day." "Yes, sir," answered the young woman. "I am going to marry a man named Mackintosh." Christian Register. The Sad News Passenger (on Highland coach) Of "course, you're well acquainted with the country round about here. Do you know Glen Accron? Driver Aye, v. eel. Passenger (who has Just bought the estate) What sort of a place Is It? Driver Well, if ye saw the de'Il tethered on't, ye'd Just say, "Pulr brute!" SCHOOL DAYS By DWIG "i -(hrttf . Won TTWV S VUt iHtfi tf Ihw vx& V -ttink. JOott can 3hav yjun .rfuiaren? loeXafcWm Shah -J 1 ,Jm ''" l. YsWtrD w jn (it $ps JtiAUySmfe). . The Young Lady Across the Way -- .- I Varf- f h Mr i 'urn " 1 favYl ft t The young lady acrcaa the way rays she supposes the steel companies are a good deal better satisfied than they were now "that the Government has fixed prices and they know Jus.t what to expect. School Methods In the Home "Did your wife scold when ypu etime home, so late last night?" "You don't know what It is to have a wife who was once a school teacher. She simply made me write a- hundred times on a slate, 'I must be at home by 10 o'clock.'" Hw e Z?k IT il IflliHII ftrrrsim r&mr Tjumianmimmi-jr.'r.-j-:k'. iv- lAjxvwtk. ' i rs n-S7rryf y X. DOLLARsM:L BUY-A T. a 'CvjjmIHW rSffiSH1" i!ZSSuiK!l -;s: wwamtBii; ?& 'Ol 7? m dm tr - -JT.JL .V " 4 T'- .. - Cia-T.. Onnr Vtlllnm, In I'lttcburgh Dispatch ALL ABOARD FOR BERLIN! CLEAN 'EM UP I Greene, In Buffalo Courtw .y.i..ss,',i-.-xscj :'. vi s?y 37: fMsSMjli . . ,-1? " ' ' T-M nr vjfiwM x. W """"a. ' I r I fvrrirV Bm. m, - -... A Vv -- -0 -i - " .r 7'.yu c-3rss: ) If- -. vv PI ;. :- ill VI Ml I U&VC iX9"A- rlbllTLE JViBOMD IN Sa.YOUR Me II, rTV? SllSlSSKt 5 --.iM BSiijl'i (Ri, . illMaLI wfiiHbiLIW 'jKVS1 LET THE GREEN BACK TWINr DO YOUR SIGHTING HEIP4 FiaAXi IT U. HA5ES THE tfiMSEB HE WON'T BElJsf PPFif 'TIL HE GETSSs, - aooD A aooo i CHAMIMO ANOTHER FIRST DOWN Trom Columbus (Ohio) Dispatch Keys, In Cleveland (Ohio) Pmi SUGGESTIONS FOR CLEANING THE KAISER : I60TA . fwvri ft Jfr fSVX COTTER HUN jnp& 4yz F Y0U HUKT i;?; 2i ,SN t$t8 allfiW V0i:t1Alil! --y Godwin, In nttaburgh Dlapatch EVERYBODY'S ON THE HUNT Jteeman, In Newark (N. J.) Evening w SETTING A GOOD EXAMPLE ' 'S '" """"Eftte ta?. W'r't; stj-s T--.Twi 4-J-tl j.wMKnmza -smmir-L7v'ssr-r arK.-;.f-L:.iT-r'-- . aiQSSaStSsfr fe- ?u SCiar- eft VS Jy ' ' i ' i i BsrrriUB. WartlasHW 8 ' .v.. A SAIL! AgAlU BLOOD BROTHKJM ; i F iorx,UH. v