-'. f t W$'- ,A" v If s v - Pi r A 1 EVENING LEDQEIMILADELPHIA, THUESDAY, OCTOBER 11, 1917 Wit and Wisdom of a Busy World .i TITHE PATHETIC FIGURE THE POOR GOLFER WHO HAPPENS TO SEE HIS CADDY MAKING EH SHOTS WITH THE CLUB HE HAD JUST THROWN AWAY IN DISGUST SOME 11 h sM By FONTAINE rOX tCoryriiht ) How's Your Flag? THE PADDED CELL When you hung out our countrj's banner alxne the entrance to your minor, 'twas bright and new Tou hung It there with feelings tender, ad mired it In all Us splendor, red, white and blue But breezes came along to aa it and raindrops tumbled down to laie It and test the dye You'd better look it oer, brother. It may be time to ret another and let It fly. That dear old flag Is emblematic cf all that's (re and democratic No spot should mar Us brightness nor besmirch Its beauty and. It jou hang It, jour duty to every star demands that ou display the banner of Liberty In such a man ' ner as will Inspire each soul who sees Mb proud folds swelling before the por tal of your dwelling, with sacred fire WILL MOOHE Apple Pic Patrick had called on his Betsy, and she gave him a handsome helping of her special make of apple pie. Patrick nu loud In Its praise. "I tried a new way," said Betsy beaming. "I put a few gooseberries In to flavor it." "Begorr.ir cried Patrick. "If a few gooseberries give so good a flavor to air apple pic, what a darlln' of an apple pie It would be made o' goose berries entoirely!" . Not His Kind W Bool I 1 HavwaRi; W London Opinion, Tramp (staggered) Some people 'as ' a funny Idea, of 'olidays washing their selves 1 Poor Father "Why are you so late, Jacky," asked his teacher. "Well, sir, it was like this: There was a burglary last night and mother sent me to the police station to see if the burglar was father." SCHOOL DAYS sspSSSiiu By DWIG ("Who throws 6ia core? Whofctme? Tlutt Which one oJ? you idlers 'M'a olllwanw Tcnow- ..- i 3 it Tlie Young Lady Across the Way lYftp 3onz I I ilisfllHMKBaKHMMnlilMlM The young lady across the way says she doesn't know any one else as patri dtla as her father and she often hears htm say that if It didn't cost so much to run the automobiles he'd buy a lot of Liberty Bonds. The Doughty Deed A professor was entertaining a party of Btudents at his house one evening and, taking down a magnifi cent sword that hung over the fire place, ho brandished It about, ex claiming In an Impressive voice: "Nover shall I forget the day I drew this blade for the first timel" "Where was that, fir?" asked his J 1-r I W mmf,J& tfy' i -231 il ?T2Zi& "'M ,.. vsmwMz WQMMim Cartoon by Macauley. THE TARGET OF THE HUN w Ilogers, In New York HcrtU. SEEDS OF SEDITION . . : - rfer .. JL . -i Thurlby In Seattle. Wash , Timei. Hanny in St Joseph (Mo ) New PrtBU STRAINING HIS CREDIT THE COLONEL HASN'T LOST ANY OF HIS OLD-TIME SKILL 1 De Amiterdammer, Amiterdam, Holland. HER ROYAL HIGHNESS, THE POTATO Numero, Turin. lUV'i IS THIS THE END OF AUTOCRACY! $mL Al l5r . tV "SJS "9 !&?
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