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May 30, 1917
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REGISTRATION COMMISSIONERS MEET DISTRICT REGISTRARS
This trio, which hns volunteered its services to aid Uncle Sam in tally ing up his eligible "nephews" in Philadelphia, comprises, left to right,
Albert II. I,ndner, Jr., Frederick J. Snoytr, chairman, and George G. Picric.
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she's been having a Rood deal of trou
ble wllli her eyes lately and guesses
she'll have to make an appointment
with lh Iconoclast.
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"Now, this Is the kind of mnvlo I
like. It's educational."
"Why. it's nil about a vamplie."
Just so. I may meet a vamplro
some of these days and then I'll know
how to protect myself." Birmingham
Age-Herald.
Till TERRIBLE, TEMPERED MR. BANG ALWAYS HAS A HARD TIME
GETTING A CADDY
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15 KONTA1NK FOX.
THE PADDED CELL
, DK KALB'S PORTRAIT TO ADORN TRANSFORMED
GERMAN LINER
The portrait of the famous Revolutionary hero of German birth,
who fell in defense of American liberty, will adorn the cabin
of the former Eitcl Friedrich, which now bears his name.
GERMAN-AMERICAN HERO'S PICTURE SUPPLANTS
CROWN PRINCE'S
Mayor Smith has granted permission to have a copy of the
portrait of Major General von Steuben made and placed in the
captain's cabin of the former Kronprinz Wilhelm.
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4 Jiliss Aiorcarct Leonard, at a telephone Jn tlte window pf ,Cbsstnutre(t iUfyi, oilalna. subscribers tb.tlus Utcfty Loan,cver the wire.
Too Much Light
Patience She used to have a birth
day party every year, with a cako
with candles in It, you know.
Patrice Doesn't blio now?
."Oh, nol She's given 'cm up. 3ho
thought the candles throw too much
light on her age." Yonkers Statesman.
The Limit
"She loved him long."
"That's the way with women. They
never love us when we are short."
Baltimore American.
Another Disadvantage of Peace
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Cassell's Hnturdny Journal.
"Looks as if this 'ero war's i'.-goln'
to flhlsh, Chawllc, an' then our leaves
will be knocked on the head alto
gether !"
Th rurrh Cow.
K1TIK AT WII.I,
The Champion Lie
Probably the unmitigated falsehood
most frequently told year In nnd year
out takes this form: We welcome hon
est criticism. Ohio State Journal.
THE HORRORS OF HOARDJN'J
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"Ijok here, Ethel, I don't care whether youty afraid of food Inspectors nab
bing you or not, but I won't have you hiding tlio tinned stuff In my bed I"
SCHOOL DAYS
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Sinall Boy AVhafs that little door
in "the wall?
School Teacher That's an electric
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Small Boy Gee, does It hurt?-Slren..
Thd Psychological Moment
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"Hpw do you feel today old manT"
"I rton't feel like myself"
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