fpiw' 1 STRA. PICTURES AND SCRPPLE Wednesday May 30, 1917 v l zC . .f'li itft?t 'vn L ftimunn m If' ry F-y k'-: k K- is- I fo 1 , ' & J? JHEilHBflpHRHillilH hMHM REGISTRATION COMMISSIONERS MEET DISTRICT REGISTRARS This trio, which hns volunteered its services to aid Uncle Sam in tally ing up his eligible "nephews" in Philadelphia, comprises, left to right, Albert II. I,ndner, Jr., Frederick J. Snoytr, chairman, and George G. Picric. "- -M - fBJBk ilii iwKaBSM iB;, -H - I a hard day washing) f - A-J Smm .& i i J al 3&y s3? y tomorrow so she. . tJ-j -mimsmf... -WMBMM LiflHHHHHHHHHLJiiMbsJ, .Military Terms Illustrated I I 43 The Young Lady Across the Way r The young lady across lli way can she's been having a Rood deal of trou ble wllli her eyes lately and guesses she'll have to make an appointment with lh Iconoclast. Uscfut "Now, this Is the kind of mnvlo I like. It's educational." "Why. it's nil about a vamplie." Just so. I may meet a vamplro some of these days and then I'll know how to protect myself." Birmingham Age-Herald. Till TERRIBLE, TEMPERED MR. BANG ALWAYS HAS A HARD TIME GETTING A CADDY 1 j rl ""nK f HAVE AI.U J 4f uJjSrh OONE HOME J . SFjf - a; 3Gmiw -wmrtet " (" y SM ii . vr c-zivf . v fe rfe'sSi?V ri:7J4, .. J 15 KONTA1NK FOX. THE PADDED CELL , DK KALB'S PORTRAIT TO ADORN TRANSFORMED GERMAN LINER The portrait of the famous Revolutionary hero of German birth, who fell in defense of American liberty, will adorn the cabin of the former Eitcl Friedrich, which now bears his name. GERMAN-AMERICAN HERO'S PICTURE SUPPLANTS CROWN PRINCE'S Mayor Smith has granted permission to have a copy of the portrait of Major General von Steuben made and placed in the captain's cabin of the former Kronprinz Wilhelm. B. I I 'J jmr C r ...Xs8 1 'flHP'" fl HHBHSSflnKsCBHV JBHHH9BB3JBBHGKHMHHBHHHHHHBHSVBBHHyr HRTT.ru iiRT.TYii iin vnn WAvrtTn nnv a. nnMrif 4 Jiliss Aiorcarct Leonard, at a telephone Jn tlte window pf ,Cbsstnutre(t iUfyi, oilalna. subscribers tb.tlus Utcfty Loan,cver the wire. Too Much Light Patience She used to have a birth day party every year, with a cako with candles in It, you know. Patrice Doesn't blio now? ."Oh, nol She's given 'cm up. 3ho thought the candles throw too much light on her age." Yonkers Statesman. The Limit "She loved him long." "That's the way with women. They never love us when we are short." Baltimore American. Another Disadvantage of Peace 2sfe35fe .jjgswt&Ajjssgjai m Cassell's Hnturdny Journal. "Looks as if this 'ero war's i'.-goln' to flhlsh, Chawllc, an' then our leaves will be knocked on the head alto gether !" Th rurrh Cow. K1TIK AT WII.I, The Champion Lie Probably the unmitigated falsehood most frequently told year In nnd year out takes this form: We welcome hon est criticism. Ohio State Journal. THE HORRORS OF HOARDJN'J k-U!ACliniK 5-Y tssJTl 1 -! rniiii! if IX AH.'1 H i ' rffiW I ' -'Iv ,J. ? 11. r ThL na.inr chm "Ijok here, Ethel, I don't care whether youty afraid of food Inspectors nab bing you or not, but I won't have you hiding tlio tinned stuff In my bed I" SCHOOL DAYS - ' f rkw.aon Ue all, U 9 -1 ' "" liws.or "ttay vfoTitLe Mlsfe IT Wy -for the next fvme. L-JL " : ' i-4 Q Jf ' '' M -, T . .. , V,.; "HNot That Kind Sinall Boy AVhafs that little door in "the wall? School Teacher That's an electric swltcli. Small Boy Gee, does It hurt?-Slren.. Thd Psychological Moment r "Hpw do you feel today old manT" "I rton't feel like myself" "Jn-.that case, peihupa you will lend iti ft ni-A.ntA v i ' '" ""t, I)