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May 10, 1917
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GIVE DANCE TO 15UY FOOD FOR POOH
Members of the auxiliary of the Northeastern Ladies Benevolent Society, which Rives a Jlay Hop tonisht for the benefit of needy families.
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WHAT "TOOK" JOFFRE MOST ABOUT PHILADELPHIA
Whichever way he turned, the hero of the Manic faced a battery of Evenino Ledgeii photofrraphcrs and their comrades. Yet he ncyer failed
to "look pleasant."
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1' .Colonel 'A. E. Ford, its first president, sets out to "
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LITTLE FLAG-RAISERS OF CAMDEN
Mary McCall and Cooper L. Johnson hoisted tho Stars ond'Strlpca over the
. , Pennsylvania Railroad Terminal
a) Jy
Vo uokpil tho younir lady ncros tho
way If the bride's Rifts ran In nny
special direction and ?ho said she Kit
seventeen salad forks.
The Difficulty
"Do you know thin Kiiy Htnltli
crs''" "No."
"Theti don't."
"Why""
"ic talks so correctly It sounds
ns though ho was nlways maMnu
mistakes." Gargoyle.
TUP TFRRIBLE TEMPERED MR. BANG FINDS THOSE FRAYED '
COLLARS HE THREW AWAY PUT BACK IN HIS BUREAU DIUi
By rONTAINB FOX.
THE PADDED CELL
Oh. WOMAN ! y , I
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X I GQHG Or IN PRICE !
' LiSTEM;WlFE,HERS ITS AWFUL." LA&T-. 1
6ooyone : "THs I V vweEK i pAib-rFw
(?ASDM Y'HAVE To PAY T J". - '
SERVANTS SUCH HISH T-" I
WAGE. HER& 16 OVIN6 ? ).
lb THE. INCREASED ' ' r ,- '
Cost of IvoRy " x $g .5
Vha HA HA ha ha ha , -tfytms iC'
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He Who Laughs Last
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Th Sketch.
The Horse (bored by an enthuiltit
who has borrowed him In order to prw'-
tli'f; during a short lcae while train.;
Inc) I'll learn him to laugh at chany.
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Obeying Her Own Precepts
Gerald had been accused ot tin.;,!
seemly behavior five times within in. j
hour. Ills mother almost despaired j
of accomplishing a refoim.
"I hato to punish you go o(Un,t
fche said. "Why don't you try to be
Rood?"
t'Why, mother, I do," he replied
hopelessly. "I Just wish you'd try It
some time and see for yourself ho
hard It is."
Entirely Accomplished
SAFETY FIRST
Cornell Widow.
Fair Visitor I suppose a certain
class of-fcllows have a habit of falling
In the finals?
'17 Yes, in fact they have developed
quits a faculty for busting.
-Idol
Lady (engaging new maid) Another thing, I'm very particular regardlnlfol-;
lowers.
New Maid Same 'ere. mum. Ycr can't he too careful nowadays!
SCHOOL DAYS
2Mfo ." Dajnon aixllj&tes.
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Quite Likely
"Wliy are children so much worM
than they used to .be?" j
"I attribute It to improved 'dtMli
I.iiIMIik." "1
"How so?" 1
"Shingles are scarce, and you cai
spank n,boy with a tin rooI'j5
Awgwan.
EPIGRHYMES:
A Frenchman, judgln' from
Ills name, H-O-U-X, it's
spelled (I'm good at playln"
checkers, but at French I
ne'er excelled), wroto some
thin' fine 'bout KVIL, thet
he's UFTKN made me say thet
crooked THIUltl'IIS trndlu
hosses, In the end don't pay,
A faller may feel good cf he
he's sold a hoi's with heaves;
BUT what a low-down sense o'
shame that trade most alius
leaves I I XKVKIl knowed a
cuss thet looked you straight,
squarln tho'face, thet didn't
have, hid in his past, a bunch
o deeds o' grace. An' now,
today, I'm plcturln' this
U. s. land o' ourn.'ln human
form, a-sliakln' hands out tliar
beside my barn. Ol' Uncle
Sam he's got thet look thet
sort o' gleamln' eye which
says, "nigHt allua CONQUERS
Wrong; email wins don't sig
nify." An' that's the reason
confidence hes grabbed both
me an' you, that, In this war
Our Flag will prove that fine.
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