BErapwiiiiBriiiis ' v ' - -'-;, .v ir - ?Tx : r -i " ';' PICTURES Vr TUESDAY May 8, 1917 A.NV Evening . SCBPPLE7 r. t!ft &: to y ?.- K Pis. Eff w 6v rf. . E?.. . r- ir Sv . (& Vftf' I u . .iM Wh s Isw CS:', V- W F9:JstmmmS & .!S.JidStft... " fJ&sffBB JftA . .'LT? 'vTmmmmmmi ' Vvi BBSdfe!!. MmMiSSKM Bt1 f SfT-r i$ BBP x J mmmWmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbml IH HHBHHIHBBlSilK B f&3Bss ' ulfliHB9fllHBHPBBP?l HOSIKRY AND UNDERWEAR MAKERS IN CONVENTION In the group, which was obtained at the Commercial Museums, where the National Association is meeting today arc (left to right): H. Watson Barras, .T. A. MacGrcgor, Wilson H. Brown, Joseph R. Grundy, .1. .1. Zcigler, C. E. Lcippc, J. Fcjdcnhcimcr, I'. C. Withers, president of the association; C. B. Carter, secretary; A. S. Webb and William T. Buck. H K a . ?.v-;,, !, P as" ft tgggBBBIiBHBBBmBBBIBBiBhfcfe t I V58flBBHBBBB3KSBISiBwlBBBB .. &". 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J t"fw" -r The Young I-ady Across the Way The vniinB la'l ncross thn way cayn !1ip sees a Knml ltal of crltlclBm of tho Junkers In ficrmany, but thn lmn&lns many of llioso poor peoplr urn actually hungry and ore really morn to be pitied than blamed by the well-to-do. When One Gets Old After n man of aedcnlnry pursuits reaches a certain pro the buckwheat rake with which he comes In contact iq transformed within approximately half nn hour after tnklnB from nn liiHplratlon to higher nnd better thins1" to n deep and apparently per manent regret. Ohio State Journal. tup rni ORFI) GENTLEMAN THOUGHT IT A (5HEAT JOKE J THE tOLpRfcUI.Kfti.yi- G0IN(, T(J ,rm,ow AT 1 THAI A mi ill, DIDN'T KNOW TOM HOY TAYLmril WMMU7F it m Hy-rY' --Vy IA Wf.NL. V & (II IVTT "I t ' 'a i ' O- ' ' I ' l J ' v-iRr W i lit I -.. ,A , IST ? 11 rontalni) l'oi. THE PADDED CELL J .Soft! - ' ( DIDVou N y v R1MG sir? i Ves, James) Lick This j N I y stamp. y ' r. J HAYWARO I Laundering a Collar It Is said that twenty-three- opera tions nru necessary in laundering a collar, but tho Jamestown Optimist can't llnd inoio than eight, which aio us follows: Washing in haul water, unliiff a trace of ctarcli, fraying the iilges, ripplns tlio buttonholes, cor ltiKatiiiK tho Inner sutface, putting on four fly specks, lionlng sll&htly mill then thtmving into tho wrong bag.- -ICunsas City Star. El'IGRHYMES: It ain't no plain ner Hlniplo job ler HITCH my btooJrd I1013 In Bleh a way he's mno ter know his dilM'i' Is his boss Ol K sensti o' liuiiKir would bo stirred cf jou could j.eo my rig ,1 WAIiOX thet nlgli falls aiiait. a harness miles loo big. Jim when I git him all hooked up an' stailt-d out in town on summi r nights to git the mall, I noor fiet tier fnnwi nrr cuss becauso my wagon Is a pool an' humble thing; 1 suro nju proud o' lliet tlinr boss most nights I try to blng. Once I'd bin rcadlu' Ktiieison as p inoochcil on along, I soon A gleamln' STAIl thot secmeil to tulllliln down this pong: "OT man. It nocr ' does no hurt to haxo Ideals high; homo hocmlii' dlt-cords, thar 011 r.irlh. hound rufl hero III the Bk So, bloodv war looks wrong, most tlino-, but, whar thar Is no choice an' Your Mran 1 Land stands fer the Klght, us twlnklln' Ktai.s I'cjolee." I clucked. "Ollddnp, you nnlmllo; that hong's a metaphor a-tellin nil humanity tho truth about this war!" ISOnKIlT llL'SiXL. "Hitch your wagon to n ftar." His Life Cycle She Why does that author go off on a tear and get drunk? JIc So he can write stories about ills experiences. She But why does he want to write about his experiences? lie So as to get some money. She But why does ho want money? lie So ho can got off on a tear nnd get drunk again. Evidently Not "I wonder why they call an Iron ing machine a mangle." "My boy, evidently you havo never bent anything to a laundry." Englic'i as She Is Spoke "Kunny thing about food." "Yes, a shortage and a longlnfr always exist at tho game time." TROUBLES OF THE ROAD vv-...- W 1 PslnB Show, I'erplcxed Motorist (on being told that ho Is on tho wrong road) But tb llnger-iiost said It was this way Countryman Ah, sir, but that thcer llngcr-post was blowed down ono nW, an tho chap as stuck sho up ageu 'o couldn' lead, yo see, SCHOOL DAYS Uxvwr HrtTrmi kvnu II rMr. m '2' J " 111 J""ir whers tv.e ty5 ttk mc vk 3oday h'shon Sunday jo i is. dnm'.down . . ., ... v ceiow RrstBriSs. 3 Irfflnffl. 4a Lni4? ' M J .Y:vT ViamXu j dh.fla.Tr! j iti: Safety First A visitor at tho Capitol was ac companied by ids small son. TH' littlo boy watched from tho gallery when tho llouso camo to order. "Why did tho minister pray for all those men, papa?" ho questioned. "Ho didn't, llo looked 'cm over and prayed for tho country," was the in swer. Tho Lamb. Preparedness t x Cornell Widow. Irene I understand you l"ye or- VI MMM aniav atlon corps 8i course . aGKrra k. r I' i"M -.Ai
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