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EVENING LAAGER-PHILADELPHIA. MONDAY, AUGUST 2, 1015.
Work for Sylvia
ft Maine stretched out ft gntfnt
tUmmed down tne winaow ot
Wit drestrnftKing eiiuj..
.!' she remarked' precariously
1 .1,. mouthful of pins which eh
!i" ... .fHntf to the foias oi
1-MinB while efttln Bwn draped
gleaming """ ., Rtott(i catlently
She W? '' niVm.ed
i-a her D
r .,. 0 to be ft happy a V1'
!"it u V, Nelly . f don't let
!,f "i a hflPPV Vou can and
' htrln't that aleeve sweet?
ow A"iJi. -ire of your done this
": c ..
lot l V"Tn git at Annie Palne'as
k 5Lf.i in June. too. If the Lord's
Tadll Mr weddln'e, and thoro had
11. . he another besides yours and
W" , .w village iMmy a ronjjon
wtf,.l " mada her ask
IitMin.y ddln do you mean?"
I -what her wfa wwte.,..
c "John wiijr f.- the nl of her little
lrf 9. b'l'!.L been encaged forever.
',w7ii tiled to 1 'hey are
Everyw " yld tto something about
hel"'. ...i-.: ,om.1.l not wait that
U JLhle cares too' much."
i vai U mother and her father that
I .? .h? way Tho? are selfish old
IM'.M ind in the way or the cnu-
Imttt8 '?na n . I All,,'., rnlVir
onenVo look after hlmT I doubt
lift Mf ?I?e lO i7 at,.A(0r thltlff
t Jffi ever lived, could get, alone with
I ?. ? mother She's a heady old piece.
John's mother i,.ni1l,nm. ntu, aha
" .i .. itiitA unn ih liiu wwufc-n .....
If H """" , w11 n want a
Kh?eV.ln-Tw "Shave T first pla In the
hf "VinSi His father was no earthly
Liwn MWl '" '"V '" ..I Mri. nine
Sffi him for was to splto Cornelia
?on who wee dead In love w)th him.
'?!.:... married on that account,
I SSV .Vy. aVivia took the soft satin
liSrMy off over the girl's pink shoulders.
sdreescd sno maao ib'"i ""
h "Weill something ought to be done, nnd
fit's work for you, Sylvy; you'ro always
' f.,r .hi. .tmlohl for neODlc. Why
lErt tte bid folks get themselves out of
Ittrn wav? Why. they might get married
IKTthey might marry each other! You at
Ik.j .. in'i rfnnn harder things
iwn'.. Zf:.i. ..7r
f. . . .i,. iri otnnrd nut Into tho eunshlno
tfeni.rfn annfe tntn ncKalr.
5W'"" ".:.-...:..- ....... t
i, inh tiftrn iimei ana iuuicw ...
It gln't a bad idee. It ain't a bad Idee,
'and I wonder at myself for not thlnkln'
xMeanllme Nelly sauntered toward tho
iking cottage, where John's mother was
at work among me iiuwer u, ..
.rfAw M-nn n tnll. nllm old lady, as neat
pj wax, and still handsome In ft warlike
i).,.. At v with vrv hlack. enariDv eyes,
"'""" ""',.-." i.j- m-ii.;
iWhe teem ano micK gray imir. .... 7
ntflnocd ana leanea over ino mute.
S "Oood morning, Mrs. King." The old
Tlndy camo along with her trowel to smile
Jat the pretty girl. She was extremely
YfimA nt anv lrl who was engaged, or not
ilikly W want her son John. Nelly chat-
L,"i've been for the last fitting of my
weaning dress, sylvy s a geniusi tinea
perfectly lovely! When Is John going
to be married, Mrs. King?" Bhe Inquired
Innocently The old lady stiffened, but
Kelly continued: "I'm so happy that I
mnt everybody to be! Sylvy saya that
Cornelia Jones Is setting her cap at Alice's
father, and I hope she gets him. bo Alice
ft can come here with you and John. Bhe
m would take the work off your hands, and
W eha't 10 sweet! But I'll be rather sorry
H for Air. White; Cornelia Is such a aesper
1 ate old maid, and no cook or housekeeper
at all, and he's so good looking and well
oft that he deserves ft better woman to
take cara of things. Well, men are queer,
and the certainly must have been awfully
Mm. Kltie enortnrt.
$"i6h wita .,,,.,. m vW nMltw a mV
"mlriA Ri. . k nnn lnhn'a ntVtA)
when we wre girls, "but aha didn't get
fclml Oh, must you go?"
Toward evening Svlvla went to bcb
f.llce White, thouah she knew perfectly
ATeU that the 'girl would bo at choir
"practice She lingered a moment on tho
,-porch, where Alice's father sat smoking.
?i- . ... .. .. ...i..
xi e wan a siraignt, oiue-eyea 01a man.
PylWa sat down on tho steps to rtst.
'I been awful busy." she remarked.
'Folks will get married, and that means
.tfeddln' drees I'm lust flnlahin" Nelly
jDlan'Sf and next H will ba Annie Palne's.
Ifrwhdt I hear la so, perhaps It'll be
jur Alice's before long." Tho old man
squirmed and asked what she meant
hfwanted no son-in-law, though ho could
boi ooject to Jonn.
'vJ"Why. you don't Relieve It. but that
fhalf.bllnd, hobbling old Judson Is mnk-
iinj up to the Widow Kins, they say.
E's handsome and young-looking, and
Well-heeled, the best cook In town, and
S4no&iical, too She'a good-tempered
"vcpt auout jonn's marryin' Alice and
Jiklnd of hate to see her throw herself
EAWay. but Jliriftnn'ji & slv nl nnnf. Atn?
mhu. I haflA AhA mnrrlAJl nrtrl tunVM .Tiihn
fee. He and Alice have waited long
tenougn-it ain't rlghtl Well, I got to be
ftoln' Tfou tell Alice I was here" She
talked off, leaving the old man with
lljjn'w fear-and with a new Idea In "his
w 'inat juasoni lie and Judson had
A ways conflicted, lie grunted and lit
liSpW'njr passed Into early summer, nnd
"n weuy ana Harry, and Annie and
iBttnara were married Alice, aweet and
?Te and drk-oyed, aang at the, wedding
i H n eopran, ,'aa Indispensable. John
W'whtd her In love and desDalr. nnd be-
lMAk wonar . after all, prudence nnd
ratln were not sometimes vices as well
""Wines. Would he never be free to
5t Alice to his own homo? Would she
nfr leave her father to coma to hlmt
Jiwent to see her much oftener than
1 1--W been his habit, and. itranae to sav. of
iTWIW her father disappeared, no one
JwKM where and left them to thera-
Hwi John and Alice were again al-
w ine ooy ana gin lovers of 10 years
. isay loon twiiignt walks and long
1VAS tlnmn..4.jl MHJ i.nn....tl..&i nJ
W!t mother no longer nagged him
"Xmj'l eosagement, nor had fits of
WflBl?. (ftiflMir whlAh . tffila,dJ that
f LflyfS1!6 ta Mtto her a stranger
7,nai9i'nt ,n 1,er 0W1 houie.
I Mn6 Sftlf iijlilit 11 1 n1i 11 1 iHn.nlni, Inhn luftli
S HrnsAa-r.tjl rnnl..f ,fv. If. tl.i .Inn
and told Hfcfatber he was aoing to take
tot ftjiva to Lynnville, 10 mjies
;.r ana ln&t wy WOUId not Dfl Back
,'""" -wne oio man was usm to
if drivlnsr. and said nnthlnir In faai. he
ied almost anxloua to have Alice go.
in in tvfifung they returned-man
t Wife John,lUa th hnraa anrt Went
'"we out wiRi Alice's fathr But
Old man fitr.iurdt. MA,.k .B Mrtf
1 e fauna Thev waitAl awhile, and
P John left her to go tell hK mother
vtB tntiir on tlie (well, happy in
of the Drobabls traubla Jahn'l
fr ftOUl maba hunnu In .kn fanA
i!f certain angar So she
'"' jonn ana wouflWMi where nr
' oula paulhly ba Inn half hour
hsaid John's autak. aaiir fcntxteiui
tWUAK in at the rate and dlmuat ran
!!.. a . . . r -- --- --. - - 1
p- "r ib ma arint", lie Kiwd lr i
!.' isa. aetuany laugnaii m.
- t jy tttmp yuui umr il
1 lh, took advanliMO of our ab-
1 to- marrv each nlhn ilu.' Hot m
for sisr' They Iwnsi t m
but the a.er.1 &a aifraai rht wv
b n,n ifim tbav welii Botittvaiy
St tid !,,ifi I tuld thsut i.l:l wa d
1 1 v i cdfijins .,vr kurs tfimr.
sr a-ai taii jp &ona m bv
Pji)M i4 bt tfcs Mu'i.! Ne-J
tIAILT AND BUNDAT
... PV BL1C LEDGER
thle ftTTLB TtPjj (r like thl.)
One Ineertlen ...18o prlln
Three Intettlfcn in a week. t uuertf line
Bwmi eonuilvj InrtMIoni' loT p n.
Bl(uatl6ns wlnud, three laser
tloni In a week too tier line
THIS SIZE TYPE (or like this)
-.b?1!1!?? ln11 eljssinestlone except Help
end mtiuttlens Wanted, Lett and Pound, fer-
tenal. Hoarding and nom.
One Infertlon soe per line
Three Insertions In a week .. 17 Wo per line
BA7n eonseeutWe Insertions. . 18o per line
All ratMp are bused on agate measurement,
i agate) lines to the Inch.
for insertions In both the morning and evenlni
papers -of ftm., a1Jr.
Add four cents per line net to rates given
HELP AND SITUATIONS
WANTED ADVERTISING IN
THE PUBLIC LEDGER IS IN
SERTED IN THE EVENING
LEDGER WITHOUT ADDI
There is a drug store near your
home that will accept Ledger want
ads at office rates.
HELP WA1ITED ITEMALE
(All Help Wanted and filtimflens Wanted
odvrllniT inserted In the Colli rublle Ltdgtr
Is repealed In the Evinlna Ltdptf th mm
day without additional charge
COOK wanted on salads and sandwiches! no
Sunday works ,eleep In or out. Hello's, ajd
nnd JUrket t.
COOK, first class; experienced In avery rte
tall city or suburbs M 518, Ltmgsr Orflts
DETECTIVE, lady, amateur. It 0S. Ldsr
tlOUSKJtEEPISH wanted. Apply OOO'J (Jr
IIOUSBWOIIK ntlable srlrl or woman want
ed tor general housework, with couple and
. baby girl. In suburbs M 6U. Ledger Office.
HOOSEWOIIK Up-Stato girl wanted for gen
eral work In PhlUdolnhla suburb, small fam-
iiy. gooq nomo, 21 510. imager unice
SALESI.AUV, Uentlle, exp , drynoods store;
must speK usrmsni rer. req. jto uirara ay.
SKCIlETAllY wanted by physician, for book'
Keening nna ciericni work only; no sionoK
raphy required, hours I to 3 30, JO. high ref
erences required. Address J 1M. Ledger
8TENOORAPHERB1 1 1
There is an increasing demand for first
class, experienced girls. If ou are not
satisfied with your present position, or
it you ere seeking; a good one. either
permanent or temporary, see Miss Dean,
Ledger Central at once she will heir.
Ion with your nd and put you In touch
with a good position. The earns court
esy Is extended to experienced book
keepers nnd clerks THIS IB A Pn.EE
SERVICE TO LEDGER ADVERTIS
ERS. INCREASE your husband's Income! a largo
firm can offer unexceptional opportunity; no
canvassing. M 1SU Ledger Central.
YOUNG LADIES wanted to call upon best
class housewives, city and suburbs, to demon
strate small labor and time eaUnc delce;
pleasant work and good piy for producers.
Call net Manhattan Building. 4th and Walnut.
HELT WANTED MALE
BO? wanled to run errands and clean shop
Apply 8 a. m.,eecondfloor.8 Ridge ave.
HOI DEItB Wanted, flrst-cless floor molders.
Apply Jos Barker, inc.. em ana cayuga sis.
WANTED A man between 2 and 40 years of
nire for office work: must have a good edu
cation and be expert stenographer and type
writer, with a knowledge of bookkeeping:
married man prof.: nerm. position with good
salary for the right party. C 210, Ledger Oft.
MEN wanted dally to operate moving picture
machines; we teach you quick methods ot
operating tbo electrical installation of a thea
tre and fit ou for a position paying it's to S1J
per week; complete course $15, payable In 3
payments. Keyatone School, 1310 Arch,
SITUATIONS WANTED FEMALE
CHAMBERMAID and waitress lady wants
position' reiercnccs aw aeyoert st,
COMPANION A well-educated, refined girl ot
10 desires position, In or out of city, as com
panion or resident secretary; references ex-
enangen u o, imager utuce.
DAY'S WORK Young colored woman; laun
flry. hnuneclcanlng. te. 731 B. lflth st.
GOVERNESS or mother's helper Ger. Prot ;
coirect Eng . needlewoman. M BIT. Led Off.
HOUSEKEEPER (worklng)-Up-State woman;
bus people or motherless home. M OlO.Led Off.
HOUSEKEEPER Widow and child, 7 years,
wishes position Crumlynne. Pel. Co .Box 11.
HOUSEWORKER and cook wishes situation;
good reference. Call Poplar 3203.
STENOGRAPHER would like position where
neatness and accuracy would be appreciated:
moderate- salary, reference. D 302, Led Off.
STENOOItAPHEIt, rapid. Industrious beiilnner.
any typewrltsr. trial solicited. B , 013 Oxford.
ivrid CLERKS ara furnished through the
COMMERCIAL. DEPARTMENT at
Ledger Central, W hen J pu ara In need
of a competent ofne assistant write or
telephone 'MISB DEAN," Walnut S000,
end prompt attention will be gHen
our request. This Is a free service to
A POSITION BY A LADY TO MAKE HEIU
8ELF USEFUL. ADDItESS MRS T MOOn
HEAD MARKBDOnO NEW JERSEY.
SITUATIONS WANTED MALE
AUDITING Vacation time may be a good time
nave your dwhm auaueqi aavertiser 11
troughly competent to render best service.
Ajjj. i.eugcr unice.
AUTO SALESMAN wanta position with rail
able company: can give belt reference, 13
years in auto traoe j 13, iadger central,
BOOKKEEPER aWD TYPBW'AltER. with 1-
JrH. v in inrg. lines ana cost systems,
ealrea permanent position,. can lurnlsh the
best of references J 44, Ledger Central.
B06kkEEPgK ANtJ tjAfilllOR. .8. with A
yrs.' exp , banking and contracting, can fur.
iDiaaatuoiim7 "MwiiHir. aujijtuicjiu
PUTLEft or watchman Man, 'German. fiO.
wishes position STIB k. Hemberger "
wishes position STIB N. Hemberger ?
CHALTFEUIt, young, Irish Prot., wujhse po 1
V. ba ton ..WIvll.F. t)h jBH U 4 . a
tt-;r.4.T .fc---' -.'-ttL.'.-'L.-1 It.' 'L'lM'
u , 1
GAltDEKER, charge gentleman's plucei rail-
ant, an-rouna man, care greennouse, nock.
C 2TO Ledger Office
LUMBER SALESMAN - Younr roan. 80, it
yeara' experience retail lumber business,
Philadelphia and New York territory, desires
connection, local firm, wholesale or retalli
employed now, but desires to locals in Folia.!
hlshtft reftrences 0; Ledger Central
MAN AND WIFE, reliable raung e6uplVTeon
orea wen eArBi.-tit-u, w hhuj positions
In private family, home or abroad, best refer.
enaes. 1240 8. ISth st plcklnien 431T X
MANUFACTUBBRV, DESIRINa BXPORT
"&ADB, y' unable to employ export tan
n.. tn. aiueh work exeluslvelv. nlu uii-
eyPS THE SERVICES AT A, REASON
ABLE! PIOURB of an expert qualified to act
as advertising, salea er efflee tnanigsr or as
eistant. wl Eta tod 20 years' Buelnesji train
lag, at fiberty August 13 If TM, lid Cent.
f!5tfK6 if AN' with three years ip.'rl.nte'ln
office work, can operate the type writer, nis
advaoeament. taiary a eeeeneUry oensWera
tien C 1S3. tMMtt Qfllc
SnCTXr iV. de.Ir' no'illlon In anUl"27
nk. experienced In real tatate. mi Qx-
!- -asa-asi, ,1 i-ilhi-ttt'i--",-
isa stuaai si
md TGVSINO" 9U
i taat aew tut
-r-r-Ti- S".. awWiiT
can?"' tfJg " mr
AtTTO LJVKBY AND OABAQBS
' ',1. ru.a.nMP t?iat ti.r llxffi. iJ oat hoar
Sib u AtUMtic CH ni return Itt. (.aU
L"' rate M HKLLY. Went-
tana j.w .
pit Ctl ALTO 1 Wr, WM
WNTED Lot lor fie.tety.er 3-tlery faetery,
with conveniences 1 site 30x60 feet, more or
I., tiv l!Hf memifftMn-lnft. ruirrncee. Ail
Areas fjiank. W. Camen, 428 ropUr st or
IrpR SALE Old-established rfillllnery business
in Coins; Bvatsf owner reining goon reason,
house for sale nr rent, splendid ehanc for
one catering to polish and Jewish people.
For Intenlsw call 288a Richmond st.
DIIESSMA1UNQ AND MILLINERY
HEMSTITCHING. 10 cents yard, Al materl
A REICHARD, U18 CHESTNUT ST.
PICTORIAL RBVIBW PATTERNS
tauiht. short nrac course.
807 Denckla Rldg 11th ft Market,
IHM-IARD, root, cftmblnatton 2d-hand bought,
sold, rented, exch'd Keafer, 829 Olrard ave
bb'coTFs office furniture, excellent condf
tleni alto library 1628 Tasker,
MlLLUOUnVB STORAGE; CO, 22 N. B2d.
lielmont 4M8 carpets cleaned West 421.
ROOMS POR RENT
JUBT TH6 ROOM VOU WANT
Can very likely be located In a few minutes
by examining the photographs and descrip
tions et rooms with and without board which
are on file for your Inspection , at Ledger
Central. An Interior photogtaph and , an
swers to every question you .would, ask Is
here, so ymi can decide Intelligently, free
ilROAD, N Wo d-floor front 1 steam neat,"
electricity. 'private bath, reasonable! phone,
CARLISLE, N., 2010 Attractively furnlthed
BVajta bAABBBh S BAamAjl aXhlaaaiea laAatkA BatlAlSa
service! test it.
w iuuuii fiiiicu yii3 ttunmt fnuui.
D ST.. 2007 Laria. attractive sitting
rAflmt nftv aflariawi hraiaB hAI alaA QA.SfArv
frontj ,bay wlndowi running waten phone.
OxtOUU, W., I(u0-Cool furnlthed rooms,
..! 1... ., . , ILb... ..V...-
souincm exposure fnone ropiar eixi u.
SPRUCE, 1117-Two well-turn, front rms., sln
gie or communicating, walnut 71m w,
SPRUCE, ills Front room; beautifully turn.)
running water, electrlo light, other vacancies.
BPRUCE, aoxt Detlrabls furnished rooms!
private baths summer rates. Locust 16BJ J.
WALNUT, B7"(cor, CecIT)-Secpna7story, sIP
ting room; piano nnd phone; other vacancies;
good location; private ramiiy,
10 til, a., 3J2 Two beautifully turn, rooms, 2d
tront, light housekeeping: other rooms Seo
photo at Ledger Central. Walnut 7231 W.
ISril, N.j 1S18 Large sitting room) open fire
place, front room 1 reference. .
13TH, N 2244 2d story, furnlfhed or unfur
nlshedl also 3d backi private family;, phone.
fSTII, N., 1230-Neatly furnished front mom"
light housekeeping; one single room.
1STH, S , 420 Single or double rooms, with or
without batht housekeeping; prefer men or
buslnees women. Phone Locust 002(1 Y,
15TH, S, 314 Two attmctho front rooms; 2d
noor; singio or communicating; pnone.
17TH, N 1432 Well turn, bachelor apt., prl-
aie porcn; otner vacancies, i-opiar aia vvi
IOTH, N., 34 Newly furnished housekeeping
suite; large irom rpom, wntcri cgturni.
24TII, N,, 1718 Large comfortable rooms.
turnisnea or uniurnisneo; convenient 10 cars,
Phono Diamona suit a.
40TH, N.. 32 Delightful vacancies; porch.lawn
s exceptional table; near L. Baring 2008 W.
BALTIMORE AVE ,4233 Large, cool bay-wln.
luuiu up luiai cau. uuniu, ajoittiia ,,uw w.
See photo at Lodger Central.
IlROAD. S. 770 (The Graham) Cool and at.
tractive furnished rooms; all modern conen-
lences; excel table poarai notel eerv. ; ei up.
tEHiail, W.i 1313-15 lleautlful rooms, with
boera; new management, rnone -Aioga pi.
PARK AVE , N . 2125 Newly furnished single
rooms for gentlemen, with board; rates very
reasonaDie lien. iKta uiamona.
PINE -ST.. Bull Small adult family has large
front room, suitable for two, furnished, with
poara; rers exenangea ueimont euna u
SPRUCE, 1028.30-2d-floor room, southern ex-
posure; cnoics taoie poara. wainut ixov
SPRUCE, 1224-20 lllrlsmonde) Furn rooms;
tingle, en suite; prnate pains; taoie poarq,
WALNUT 6T B002 Large, cool Bd-story back
room; other vacancies; modern conveniences;
near oieiaiea. rnone ueimont 1121 v.
2125 N. PARK AVE Newly furnlthed single
rooms for gentlemen, with board; rates very
reasonaDie neu. uz-erc mamonn.
SPRUCELYN. SOS South 41st St. Miss B. M.
hanlct, formerly or cnestnut st.
NICELY FURNISHED FRONT ROOM for
two, with board; convenient to ootn ana aiar
ket sts elevated Phone Belmont 1037 D.
OAK LANE AVE.. 703 Lane, attraot. rooms.
sin, or com.; large porch; lawn. Oak Lane
OVERUROOK O0&1 Drexel road; boarding,
tennis, swim'g pool. 1'none uerproon am,
OCFAN CKTY. N. J. Hotel Henry-Home corn'
forts, bountiful table; 10 up; board and room.
SPRINO OARDEN, 1010 Excellent opts. In 8
UlllCltlU uumwi nmno am ii , lyunitunnng.
nAI.TISIonn AVE . 5211 Attractive 3 rooms.
porch nnd bathroom, ur.furn ; light and heat
inciuaea, el' n muui.n, A'fiuw. ul i:a. i.em,
LOCUST. 1318 Elegant apartments. 2 rooms,
private bath; also single rooms, VaI. 71)05 w,
tr,PT,AIt. 1522 Attractive housekeeping apts,
: and 3 rooms, bath, kitchenette, modern
5i" AND PINE8T3. DB LANCEYAPt5"
New, light, 4 to 0 rooms, 1 and 2 baths.
KUCljCneiiai ccnuai iiii:mwii. nvyij jaiiuur
DIAMOND, 21123 rms, bath, kitchen, hot-
water neati rer,; xa noor. ;! rm, in,
kitchen, all cor, rms, 133, Diamond 1813 W.
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE
MOST BBAUTirUL AND UNIQUE BITUA.
TION IN GERMANTOWN
TOiftanhifWon ave above Carpenter tt. New
house and garage over an acre, adjoining
and overlooking rairmouni rata. u. . oko'
H;B. OAK Wliaatilu, ," j...wm -
NEW SALB AND RENT LIST HEADY
Petham, Mt. Airy and Chestnut Hill.
PELHAM TRUST CO., 0740 Oermant'n avt,
LOGAN REAL ESTATE
BALERENT AND EXCHANGE
M. M. Smith. Broad at, opp. Logtn Button.
" Ukw JERSEV .
Camden. N. J.
118 MONTHLY BUYS brand new T-room house
f in Caraden! 8 mln from PMIa. ferryi bath.
ST&e'KSSf 7SV 175a "WiHWH B
DRAKE, td Market st . Camden. N. J
National Park, N. J.
BUHOALOWS. 1100 cash, 10 mfnthlyi lots 23
t near trolfeyi conv to rlveri National
PaYk' Get off ReV Dank ave.. see gnt win
badge Qrtater New Jersey Co.MB 16th.
JLSSTWi Cbestsr, Pa,
REAL ESTATE WANTED
REAL EBTATE O EXCHANOB
S73 Ila"tMU TKfclAl
REAL ESTATE SPR RENT
nyyicsa. BUSINESS noima, etc,
WaiJ'n'r-Lot for factory or -siorjr .
with cinCsnleneee. 'er light manufacturing
7uraaissi (lie 80x00 feet, mere or less. Aa
?bm Frank W Camen. or phone Park uw.
vvANTEr-cem(nu,iB farm, wltwn g wiles
VhlildtlPhuTbealtby Wtlen. tor flfeoUm
fiBXEL BLDO OFFIOM-Annuai .mntai;
IKS iMS 'tie if roorat, (BOO fc IWh
MOMSt Vtm HOMOAWM
$500 1000 i200
stSoo ttdoo ISood
W . H- HOOD. U tiUettUS U
h SCRAPPLE 4
- ii i ii m a i i i i h aw i i.ii i i.aa aa a..a Tl IWM' w
. mtmmMlmr i i - - - ,, i-i ii in nJil Tin I Ml i ' ' "' " . i in ,
rllgh-splrllcd Special Constable (to eueptcloua charater) I-lf you d -don't
call y-your b-brute off I'll run you ln
He I have always thought a great
deal ot you, and I flatter myself you
think favorably of me. May I will
,you be my wife?
She My, but you frightened met I
thought you were going to ak ma to
lend you some money!
(Merely a military term.)
A Skeleton Platoon 04V'"-' . i"' ,r-",,"lWfni7 '
JjSM '" '&''i ' hf;(1" .
WWu,lJ ifH0HPON new c?2a JEiySoeS him 1 """'-Y- '
milfflrawlrr-i r-Z-JaI!I2-s ) "? kLr K lull HI Its
ummhk Wi'' .x-" 'v
" -- 5 - en
Old Lady But why aren't the aallora wearlos white tops to their hats thla
Bailor Man Huah. ladyl, We don't want to Jet the Germans know that Jt'a
AND THE WORST IS YET TO C01fE
In desperation a farmer recently
gave employment to a shabbily
drctsed and shifty-eyed Individual,
who laid great rUrta en tha fact that
he never sot tired.
Later In the day he went out to eee
how hla new man was Rettlrlf On at
hoeing the potatoei. Ha found him
resting at ease on the ehady tide of
"What doea this mean?" gained the
Indignant farmer, when he had
swallowed some of hi wrath. "I
thought you never got tired t"
"Well, I don't," replied tha loafer
calmly. "This doesn't tire me."Ex
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THE PAD&ED CELL
) FACTr Vrn
the. Deam boys , rj L. , i
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SOMSHA.DH.S W l ' i (
T-AMTIC CYXy. I
DID IT EVER HAPPEN TO VOU?
The Jfefvoui CuraU (after the tntrodueuonl And.er-how la your wife la
theao itlrring Umea?
The Introduced I regret to say, sir, that I am no? married.
The Nervous purate Ah, ye, of course; how exceedingly pleasant that lav
1 4ke It then that your wife la tingle, too.
ITS ALL BIOUT IF YOU
HeHtsr urn inrc.pmRWRCr.
Voub NEJe.RI2iKE,iViE FtiR.
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CAN GET AWAY WITH IT ,
HQ INDfcfD MRS.OU5BflV.9JT
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