. -s, IV , ".V iV ! '. v . c U , i .it1. fW. ft V Jl " W.5 IE Y k' l T -?.' Is, 11 t )ftfV I'.-f . "V - inr . S- V if WILY INTELLIGENCER. Evenv Evening in the (Sunday Kxceted) ffTKTMMAM HKNSKI, Year r . V INTELLIGENCER BUILDING, B. W. Ceitnaft Ckhth Bqvam, Lareabtm, Pa. teA-lItYVtn Centt a Week, five Dcllari a ft Afnrifri-viVLTmiujnvmni vnuiei'icEi EV, MA ADVERTISEMENTS from Ten te Fifty Oentl tti.w x.,mlAne. ' WEEKLY INTELLIGENCER, (JWeM .FUffei.) Published 'Every Wednesday Morning, lee Dollart a Year in Advance. CORRRSPONItKXOEteHcited from every part of thtttate and country . Corretpendtntl are re quested te write legibly and en one tide of the paper only; and te tign their name; net for publication, but in proof of geed faith. All anonymeut letter t will be eenitgned te the watte tatket. Addrttt all Letters and Telegramtte THE INTELLIGENCER, , '" Lahcastbr, Va. l)c Cmuastct jfatclltgcitcet. LANOABTKU, AUGUST If., IBM. Tfce Character of Washington. It Is a very wholesome sign of our liter ary development, of the prevailing correct popular judgment and of our continuing patriotic feeling that the estimate in Prof. McMaster's "History of the American People," of the character of Washington has net passed unchallenged. Mr. McMaster has performed a valuable work in making his history. It is one that has been long needed and long waited for; and, despite many blemishes and deficien cies, It is a creation, or rather a compila tion, of enduring value. But it does net fellow that the conscien tious critic or philosophical historian need pronounce a judgment upon the most fa miliar of our great men that is at variance with that which popularly obtains by the common consent of mankind, In order te establish his reputation for discrimination and impartial analysis. Washington certainly was net a free-and-easy sort of person, who allowed Tem, Dick and Harry te slap him en the back ; and it is true that he had a violent temper, which occasionally get loeso from his rein and made him de and say very emphatic things; but that Hamilton and Knox were "the only two men his cold heart ever really loved"; and, that "his fits of anger," or his " rage at St. Clair's defeat," were mere illustrative of his character than his nobility in a hundred ether scenes of his life, are judgments net supported by the facts of history ; and Mr. McMaster gains nothing in repute for historical knowledge by wi viewing hin One of the historian's critics en the New Yerk Times calls attention especially te the affectionate allusions, of Lafayette's letters te Washington as affording signs that te that young man and ardent soul at least Washington was net", the cold and for bidding character, with whom no fellow man ever ventured te live en clese and fa miliar terms." The intimacy of the two commanders began when Lafayette was net yet 20 years of nee : and when thn jus Frenchman was wounded, he It in charge ci the surgeon attached tlia-generai's own person, te whom Washington said, " Care for him as you would for my son ; I love him as such." It was years after this that Lafayette wrote te Washington in this strain : Te ene who no tenderly loves you, who se happily enjoyed the times we have passed together, and whe'uercr en any part of the jlebe, even in hii own house, could feel him self seperfectly at home as in your family, it must j.ba cenfessed that an irregular, lengthy rrcspendence is qulte insufllclcnt. J besoerh you, in the name et our friendship, of tllAt mternal innnnni nf vnnru for mv "Happiness, net te miss any oppertuuily te let uu urar jiuui uiy uuar gunurau And this wa3 in a letter from Washing ton te Lafayette after what proved te be their last parting : In the moment or our separation, upon the read as I travelled, and every hour since, I have felt all that love, respect, and attach ment for you, with which length of years, close connection, and your nierltn have in spired me. It is unnecessary, I persuade myself, te repeat te you, my dear marquis, the sincerity of my regards and friendship ; nor have I words which could express my affection ler you wero I te at tempt It These are net the sort of expressions that would pass from and te such a character as Mr. McMaster makes out Washington te have been. Gladstone Would be Welcome. If Mr. Gladstone shall find himself able jte.Yisit.this cevnitry at any time during the next year, he must ceme prepared for a genuine surprise at the warmth of the wel- . .come which. will be extended tehim. Per haps no man in the world, net even except ing our own public men, has the genuine regard which gees out te William E. Glad stone. His long and conspicuous career, his high character as a man and statesman, and his intelligent sympathy with the in stitutions and the people of the United States have endeared him te this country in a degree which few men at home or abroad can hope te equal. His later achievements, in particular, have wen him this position. Beginning lifeas "the rising hope of the stern and unbending Teries," he early took himself out of these narrow trammels. Fer nearly forty years he has been at the front in all discussions which have had for their object the destruction of time-honored abuses or the amelioration of the condition of the peeple of England. Never a radical, he has always been n pro gressive man, such as the American heart always forms an attachment for. If he comes te this country, however, he will need his voice, the charm of which has given Mm his rank as a statesman, and enabled him te maintain himself in position and power. Mere Zeal Than Discretion. The extreme clvi! service agitators, who have voluntarily taken upon themselves the .task of running the country, are net having an easy time of it. It is only a 'few days since they were routed in an at tempt te dictate te the postmaster of In , dianapelis. This rebuff had scarcely been ,," administered when they found it necessary te prefercharges against the new postmas pestmas . ter of New Haven. New they are In trouble in the New Yerk custom house, where Surveyor, Peattle lias discharged two men fat the explratieu of their probationary term?. They pretest, and the local agitators are about te take up the matter. Thwe persons and all their associates would de well te ctudy the civil servlce law and the rules made under its provi previ sions. If they will de this they will dis cover that the iwwer of removal is net in terfered with. The power of nppelntmcnt is restricted or regulated', but the right of an official te secure responsible subordi nates agreeable te himself, remains and must be maintained. Otherwise, the pres ent clerical force of the government, the majority of whom were appointed merely by the will et senators, representatives, favorites and heads et bureaus, might re tain their positions until death had cleared them nil out. This can net prometo a real reform of abuses, and it was never intend ed by Mr. Pendleton and the net which bears his name. The right thing te de 13 te turn the ras cals eutv with all reasonable celerity, and put honest men in their places. And the sooner over-7calous reformers ceme te this conclusion the better it will be -for them and the public service. ' m m Tut: civil Bervlcn act should lioexocutod in letter and spirit. If it Is geed, it will stand the test, ir bad, Its nnforcement will speed its departure m i Tiieiii: are few remances, "founded en fwet," that can stand the test of belng.placed Inte Juxtaposition with the facts en which tliey are alloged te he founded. A notnble instnnce of this is found in tills pretty story of hew Mrs. Jehn 8. Wlse and Mrs. Kit. hugh IiCO, rccclved the news of the nomina tion of Qen. Loe te the governorship of Vir ginia nt Old Point Comfert. As the talogecs, the ladles wero both guests of the llygeta hotel at that neted roserL The newa or Qen. Loe's nomination reached the hotel when the guests were Generally at dinner. As seen as she heard It, Mrs. VS'ise arese from her table, passed ever te Mrs. Loe and congratulated her, saying : If my husband is te be bealcn I had rather he should be beaten by your husband than any man living." Mrs. Lee roturned thanks and said : " M"th. Wlse, I only regrct that both our husbands cannot be elected govorner of Virginia at the name tlme." What a pity te spoil this beauliful narrative by stilting the rro7en inet that Mrs. Lee has net been nway Irem her home dur ing the summerl Bcenr.TAiiv Whitnkv, unlikehts lintno lintne lintno dlate prodeccssers, bel loves that the navy can be run better en a buslness basis than en ene founded en politics. l)u. C. F. Foi.sem, et the Uosten City hospital, has given much attention te the subject of nervous disorders in ndulU which are laid te the blame of dofecttvo bchoels. He believes that three-fourths of them are at at tributable te ether causes. The doctor scorns te be n hard-headed man with seme Ideas or his own. What he says or the lack or lair play shown te woman in this bustling cen tury is worth reproducing : "The functional diseases and disorders which make life wretched without killing are at least four times as common amour; women as among moil, and there, te me, foolish conclusion is drawn from that fact that women are unlit for hard work, responsible duties, nml sc sc vcre mental training. On the contrary, they are driven by their few resources te theso branches of Industry Involving the most worry, the worst air, the lenst nay and the greatest anxiety, nnd they nre denied the opportunity of that vigorous physical oxor exor oxer clso nnd sound mental dlsclpline without which men knew perfectly well that they would be neuralgic, dyspoptie and sull'ering from all that Ii implied In the oxpressivo word 'nerves.' What they noed is mero rather than less training, perhaps in sonie respects hotter training of the kind such as the public schools give, mero colleges for women, mero physical oxerclse, mero knowl edge hew te tike ciire of themselves, mero opportunities In every direction." Thkiu: will boa number of very bltterly disappointed poeplo nleng the line or the Seuth Pennsylvania railroad It that project is abandoned. Some tliore were who in geed faith mude land purchases and went exten sively into Improvements, anticipating the Increased value that would attach te their possessions nflcr a great railroad traversed thorn. The contractors, tee, who have in vested much money in costly plants cannot Teel very kindly towards theso who will Ikj responsible for their steppage of work. He wrathful already have the poeplo of Fulton, Bedford andSomerxetbocomoattho proposed abandonment of the line that they Intend organizing te rosume possession oftlielr.nd, the right of way evor which wits purchased from them by the Seuth Pennsylvania com pany. They Justly claim that they gave the rlghtefway en condition that acompetingllno should be constructed, lint te get back their property In Its present condition would be te thein little or no compensation. Un dulating Melds have been marred by high embankments and deep cuts. The Pittsburg Dispatch wisely snggests te thorn what is their only proper course: "What the far far mers of theso counties as well as of the poeplo of Pennsylvania must de, is te eleect such legislators and public ellleials, that the corperato creations of the stale will notundertaKe te rule the state nnd deminate commerce by such combinations as this." With clear-headed, bonest legislators, high handed outrages like tlie ene contemplated, no corpeiatlon, howevor powerful, would dare attempt. Wliere te study American Character. Citsklll (,'err. (A. K. M.) la l'litla. Times. The American poeplo nre fust beceming summer wanderers. Net only from the het and fetid cities ceme the many who can af af lerd te seek wholesemo nir and rest, but the whole country pours out Its well-to-de and intelligent people te spend part or the ldle summer season in mingled rest and sight sight seelng. The place te soe the Amer lean peeple or overy Bhade Is at the summer resorts. The typical American man, woman, boy and girl are all te be seen thore, and overy phase or American character is thore exhibited. Tliore can be no system or seclusion in this country te give any lead ing summer hotel an iron-clad individuality. The doers may '.be slummed in the face of the Jews here and thore, but the oxperlment has been a failure as n rule, and the avoruge Christian has learned that the nverage Hebrew has much the same virtues and the same Inllrmitles of nil ethor races. The smaller houses naturally attract con genial poeplo from all the various sec tions and conditions el life, from the ultra snobbish te the choap-slde louuger ; but the great hotels and the faverite regions of resort, bocemo alike the toiuple of overy race and class. Kven Newport has its full share or social pretenders and mendicants, and the Catskills swarm with the quiet olegance or culture, the rostless ostentation of shoddy, the babble of the dude and the mlddle strata of common sense, all Jostling each ethor In the race for pleasure Summer rest nnd summer slght-seeing have become llxed attributes of the American people, and there is no better way te study American character than in the new countless nnd varied sea sea soa side and mountain suimner resorts. WHY TIH2V 1XKI. They appointed te meet In the parlor. When all of the quests weroutlcepj And they parted with sweut protestation, That each the appointment euld keep. They were punctual, just te a second, Their greeting was Koft a a breath ; And they sat en a lounge In that parlor, Wnere all wan us silent as ueatli. And they spooned in that fashion peculiar Te verdancy under lore's charm j She resting her head en his shoulder, lie circling her waist with his arm. Soen their eyes te the dark glow accustomed, And then they In terror tqek wing; Fer they saw in thatpurler, four ethers, Kngaged in the very same thing. Vrmn the liotten Saturday Evening Gazette, A 1'lietagrapher's Preuipt Courtship. "I would like te see that face," was the re mark made by Kebert Dowelss, a traveling photographer from Springfleld, 111., te Miss Stella Btokes, the daughter of a merchant of Aniericus, Ge., as he looked at her for the nrai ume tureugu me camera, alie tady I blushed, and en Thursday consented te come I te town with him and get married. TELE LANCASTER DAILY IKTELLIGEKOEB, FBEDAY, AUGUST 14, 1885. WHEN BILL TOSSED BRICKS. (Concluded. CHATTER II, When Bill had called himself a Portuguese he hed peured the last drop from his prlvate vial or wrath en his own head. 31111 helped te lead the sleep with brick at Haverstraw, nnd although it was n het, sultry day and the werK was heavy, no never took a drink. The ethor hands might comeback, smacking their lips and bantering him, but he steed lirm. "Ne use, boys." said Hill. I did the busl ness for that babyand ence is enough. I have get te tnke kcorer him. It stands te reason. None of you is family men llke me. I kin stand as much running as the best of you, but don't you try and rub it in tee steep. I hain't the roputatlen of being sweet sweet swoet tempored, nnd tnobbe I kin teach seme or you manners." It must be stated that thcre really was no nocesslty for Hill's oxcWed words, for the hands en the sleep scoined te tak9 in the sit uation at once, and rather respected the way 11111 assnined tils self-imposed duties. Down the rlrer 1)111 was thinking what name the child ought te have. Should It be uoergo Washington. Ulysses Grant, or Moses 7 He knew all the names or tlie steam boats going up te Albany, nnd te call the child " Albany'' or " Vlbbard" was sugges ted te him. At lest hotnade up his mind that Melly should have the naming or the child. ' She's get most rights te him, nny ways." Then he ftlt kind or melancholy with the idea that somebody might ceme laterand claim the child. 1)111 had nover read a story book in his life, se no romance of a rich father and mother coming in a cnrrlagu te demand their lest baby presented Itself te his Imagination. BUI bocemo parsimonious, and that week saved almost overy cent of hlswages. He begrudged himself even the tobacco he chewed. He only kept sufficient money for his most mongre wants. He nover took a drink nnd declined te be trcated. Te Melly he gnve his inoney, Hiiro enough, the little boy, when Bill saw him, had en n new frock, and with what liride Melly exhiblted him te her brother t " He Just leeks like a daisy, Melly. Isn't he pretty I Kind of sleepy, nln't he, Melly ?" "He does sloei) n geed deal, but that's natural, Hill. Much you knew nbeut bahles 1 Hut, Bill, what's this plle or meney for 7 I nln't spoilt all you gave me yet I don't want It and the child don't Ills cost for koep Is se little. It's mighty geed ofyeu. Hill ; and new and then you can give him n bit or clethes. As you say, when winter comes the peer little lamb will want thicker things, and they cost mero meney. Here, I ain't going te take this, donrlvlngyeu or your hard-earned wnges" and Melly inade s motion as If te return the handful or silver. " Hut, Mell, Just held hard n minute. He mayn't want It new. Huppesln' work was slack and I didn't earn nothing. Yeu have get te keen the cesh for the tlme the boy grows. JUe's get te go te school, and has get te leek as nlce as any ethor boy. He's te be heddlcated knew something mero nor handling bricks. Don't he de a lotorsleop letorsleop lotersleop Inir. MellvT" inuulred Hill anxleuslv. Oh 1 don't yen koep worrying about him. He's been playing evor sob weet May be be's ene or them children what talks la te In lire, and they, se I hear tell, Is always the smart est in the long run. Fact Is, Bill, 1 have a surprise for you. He never said n word bo be bo rero yesterday. I was alraid myself he was kinderdumb." Hill avorted his Toce and then looked out en the water, Ter tlie brother and sister wero talking en the deck. "Hut but, te-day, Hill he said 'mudder' se sweet, and then he said It ever and ever again, nnd held out Ids pretty little mouth te be kissed. Oh, Hill, his senses is coming back te him, slew, but snre ;" and Melly cuddled the sleeping child cleser te her nreasu Bill kent rluht en In the croed wnv he had Elan nod for lilmseir, and nover swerved a air's breadth. Melly was his savings lmnk. Brethor and sister contributed te the child's support. In n mouth Bill was richer than he had ever been In his lire. Then he insisted that Melly should rout n better room. The ene she ilved In, he said, looked out en n dingy, dreary beck yard. "Stands te reasen," said Bill, "that a baliy should soe horses anil trucks and tilings a-mevlug nbeut in tlie HtreeLs. It makes 'cm lively." "Little Bill" se thev called him fSlnllv "Insisting that her brothers name should serve for the child) Improved, but tee slowly for big Bill. The pelice surgeon was called in, Bill Fester Insisting en lay'DR him a Toe. Tlie opinion the doctor ga"ve was u guarded ene. 'Thore Is manifest improve ment net, perhaps, ns rapid as I should v Ish. Yeu are a capital nurse, ma'am, and I am snre your kindness and attention will help the child. lie will ceme round, I beliove." The cool woather cume, nnd with lowerlng temperatures the doctor hoped the child would gain slrength. The cicatrice en the head had (inite healed. Slowly the little boy soemed te acquire new words. Melly won dered at thorn at tlmes, nnd thought that she had taught tliem te the child ; but then again the little fellow's aiopted mother was shir tied by words she felt qulte certain the child had picked up somewhero else. Thcse new words came te the child at first vaguely. IIe would repeat thorn ever and ever again, at first hesitatingly, then giving them a slight emphasis, as if te fix them en his mind, some thing like a little bird that pipes the first faint tune it has heard. The child was mero awake new. This change delighted Melly. It never was fret ful. The child would fay iiulet, with its blue oyes wide epen for hours, without n whim per. He it went for another woek or two. Bill who was always coming nnd going, when he left New Yerk for a trip up tlie river, was happy, for the child was bettering fast, se he believed. It was an October ovenlng when, as the brick sleep was being brought up te the wharf, Bill saw Melly leaning against ene of tlie big wooden pests of the deck. BUI was busy with the hawser, "but at ence he saw that his slster did net have the child in her arms ; mero than that, she was crying. Bill choked down his grief- he seemed te knew at once what had happened. One last hepe there was. Maybe it was se cool that Melly had been afraid te bring the child with her. "Bill," said Melly, sobbing, "the peer lit teo fellow has geno te te heaven. It was last night He called te me and said : 'Geed-night, mud-der; geed-night, far der new I am going walking in the garden geed geed night I' Oh, Bill, he had never spoken se long a string of words bofero then he played for a moment with a ring en my finger, and then added, 'Ged bless far-der and mud-der, nnd then he looked se lovingly nt me, and around the room as If searching for you and then he died se (mlet I Bill I Bill 1 don't you take en sol It was an accident, nnd Oed and his little child have no fault te find with you." Frem the iV. Y. Times. Iloiueheld Information. Eggs should be coekod either very soft or se hard as te be easily crumbled te a powder. Allew ene toaspoenful or tea for each persen and ene for the pet The Batne ler collee. The water In which vegetables of a strong odor have been boiling, as beans, cabbage, Ac, should net be emptied into the kitchen sink,for the odor will ascend through the pipes te tlie very upper storles or the building. Mosquitoes, files and ether pests will net, it is stated, enter a room in which the cas cas eor oil plant Is growing; or If they should enter It they nre seen round dead beneath the Ieaves. A house at Schenectady was for a long tlme infested by roaehos and water bugs. Last fall a servant, h oaring that toads wero an antidote, caught three ordinary hopteads and put thorn in the kitchen. Net a reach or water bug can new be found in the house. The toads have bocemo domesticated, never wander about the heuse, aud are se cleanly and inollensivo that thore is no objection te their presence. Depth ltather Than Ilrendtb. Frem the Philadelphia Ledger. Among the "solid men of Philadelphia" net a few may le nanied whose small begin nings wero made upon the true basis. At overy stage in their lire pregress they did with all their ability what thev had te de, aud husbanded their resources. Their wealth was the natural accretion of their tell. Their ostended business came upon them from without, and was net a ferced inllatlen from within. Stick a pin in tbe bucolie maxim : "Depth rather than breadth." GETTDiO INTO rilINT, Slie said It very gently, and she sntd It very low, And she looked se ery cunning as she denned the calico. "I've nowbecemo an author by, can't you inniituni.nii thurniieniimimHinirintntirint -from the Chicago Sun. PERSONAL. Meiur.sKA Is engaged In translating the iiuftuuiOT ui Duanuapeani luie i'OUSn( Jehn B. Oeikih was taken stuldrnl v til nn Wednesday night alter lecturing at North North Held, Mass. The symptoms Indicate prostra tion from the heat GnxitT wrete the following epigram en ene or bis tablets addrossed te Dr. Douglas i " I am net a persenal pronoun, but n verk A verb Is a thing that does, or Is, or sutlers. x iiiiu in myseiiau uiroe or these, Mr.LK. Meeek, the distinguished prima prima denna, hasf.rrlved in Lancaster m the guest of Mrs. B. Frank Savier, nnd will slntr "Jesus be Thy Hest Kternal" at the Luth Luth eran church during Sunday morning Bor Ber Bor vlce. Ountn Bewm:s, nn nged resident of Lis Lis lien, N. II., started te walk home from North Carolina two months age. Last woek he turned up In Oxford, having nearly llnlsbed his (ourney, after he was thought dead by his relatives. Cor.i.KOTen OAiiWALAnr.it, nf Phllndnl. nhle, liaH appolated J. Wain Vatix, son el Hlchard "Vaux, te be cashler In place of Col onel Sylvester Bonnnffen, Mr. Vaux is nbeul 30 years old, and has been In the In surance buslness. Mns. Sam. .Tenus, wlle ei the noted Georgia evangelist, Is a natlve of Kentucky. She wasnsked a few days age if she was net very proud or her husband. Hhe replied that she would rather be Sam Jenes wlfe than the wife or the presideut Thk Pestmabteii GENKiiALhasnppolnted William DuiTHaynle, or Blooming, III., chler clerk te First Assistant Fostmaster-gonornl Stovenson In place or James H. Marr, trans ferred te anether position. Mr. Hnynle Is n lawyer nnd nn intlmate friend or Mr. Stevon Steven son. Tiik lati: OirAttr.ns Spaloine, or Nor wich. Conn., left an ostnte or 00.000 te 100.- 000. He lea ?2T,,000 te KSO.000 In speclnl be- quests te friends and the bnlance In trust for his wlfe forllfe, then te go te the doiervlng peer of Norwich, proferonco being given te widows, Sexateu Hti.t,, or Georgia, Is said te have rocelvod tlie lnrgest feo evor earned by a Georgia lawyer. It amounted te f 120,000. Only ?00,000 of it however, was collected. Judge Chlshelm, ersavannah, was paid WO, 000 at ene tlme mr sorviees te the Atlantic A Guir rnllread, nnd Geu. HenryH. Jacksen nn equal sum. Mnnr.Y, the neted French baritone, lately deceased, allowed politics te ruin his career as an artist In the reign or Napeleon III,, he was a great ravorlte nt the onera. One ovenlng seen after he Iwguti his engagement thore. tlie emperor and empress cat no te hear him. The piece was "GulllauinoTell," and everything went well up te the fameiiH phrase : " L'iudcpondnnce ou in mert I" Merly advanced as near as he could get te the lmperial box, and thundered out the words at its occupants, shaking his fist in their direction at the same time. he jrotaer iHMSEhr. Itenr nn Dnfurtunate French Walter I.et IDs Kltiintlcin, Frem the New Yerk Times. Alphense, a French waiter, steed en the Mentague strcet deck, Brooklyn, looking gloomily into the water. Tlie hideous shudder of Intending sulclde crept up his nerveless limbs. A casual friend hailed him with n slap ou the shoulder that shook the color back te his pallid cheeks and the firmness el hepe buck te bis knees. "None of that, new," said his friend warn ingly. " What's the treuble with rati this tlme?" " Oil, monsieur," sobbed the Frenchman, " I nm se ready te kill myself, I se despair !" " What's tbe row T Is it Marie tills tfine V " Ah, no, monsleur ; net Marie she Is ene angel. Ne no net Marie 1" " Well, what then 7" " Oh, monsleur, I could dle 1 I have again my situation lest t" " Tough enough, sure ; but hew did It hap pen? "ou were most oxemplary In your habits, as 1 remember." "Ah, thanks, monsleur; most oxeinph'ilro ; but zls tlme 1 have insulted ze Madame of e heuse 1" "Insulted the lady of the heuse T Yeu atnaze me !" "Insult ze madnnuJ zat what she say, nnd turn me ze street Inte. Oh, monsleur, ) could dle, I se desjialr I" "Well, glve un thn story, you feel, or I'll threw you into the river," said his friend impatiently. "It was zls way : I serve in ze cafe down town until ze sickness take ine, aud when I am well ze situation is gene, I am peer. I go te ene big bearding heuse nnd work hard for ze small iy. Madame she make both ends meet, nnd ze boarders nocerpulouco obtain. It is hard for ze garcon, and 1 think all ze tlme of zocafe wliere my situation is geno. Tills morning I forget myseir, nnd say te ze pale young mail from ze sixth lloer, back ; I say te him, myself forgetting : I'orterlionso steak, broiled spring chicken, I.yonnnlse iiotateos, het breakfast inullliis and chocolate" "Ze young man he w as amaze. His face he Hush and he gasp eut: 'What! for the leve of Heaven sa5 that again.' "Then I ceme te myself. I beg prefuse his pardon, and I make ze right auneuncn incut thus : 'Cern bcefhash and fried liver."' "Jey fades from the ze young man's face, nnd he say in ene tone of deep gloom ; 'Liver I" "Madame she hear, nnd angry she an nounce that I the heuse uud herself Insult. She say she have my hlgh-toned way no mero, and she turn me Inte the street Oh, I could dle, I se despair. Monsieur knows ene placer Ah, ene thousand thanks, mon sieur, I go at once."' JIeMUteil the Eclipse. "Did you sce the ecllpse T" asked n Fulton street man of his neighbor, " Hoe It T Xe. I h-idu glass and something smoky, hut It was a glas of what thn bartender called 'Smoky Scotch,' and I was eclipsed myself by the funel oil In It." " Well," uld the ether, "I saw the eclipse, and had seme whiskey, tee; hut It was Dcrrv'a Fruit Malt WmsKKV, which I buy from my druggist. It u ns much a medicine as It Isa beverage. It has no poisonous residuum and Is the only really pure article thnt I have been uble te And. Jly daughter was quickly re He ved week before Ust from n severe attack of pneumonia, and says Duffy's Fure Malt Whit key did her mero geed than nny medicine she took. It has cured me of malaria, which l'con l'cen traded last summer." The uraiy Quilt. The new and fashionable device of the young ladles for using upeld bits or silk nnd satin Is ene of the most popular means of spending spure evenings. The quilt Is et mero colors than ever appeared In .Jeseph's coat. The proper way of U9lii( a "crazy quilt " Is te threw It evor u weary w or who suffers with debility mid lies en a loiniL'e. Administer brown's lien Hitters, and his Jey will be complete. Untzy quilts hnva te be made toerdor, but you can buy Ilrewn's Iren Hitters of any druggist. - BVECIAT4 NOTICES. Itose Geld and Hay Fever Are types of catarrh having pecullnrsymptems. They ure attended by an inflamed condition of the lining membrane et the nostrils, tear-ducts and threat, affecting the lungs. An acrid mucus Is secreted, the dlsoharge Is accompanied with a burning sensation. Thore are nevure spasms of sneezing, frequent attacks of headache, watery and Inflamed eyes. Ely's Cream ltulm Is a ro re medy tuuuded en it correct diagnosis of diseases and can be depended upon, an cents at drug drug uUts.erhyniKll. Send fur circular. Ely Hros" Druggists, Oswego, N. V. nuS.'JwUeedSw mHE BEST X the City, at UAUTUA'U DO HAVANA OIOAB IN IBUOff 8XO It E. FKONT G1UAU rplIE MANSION. THE "MANSION." ATLANTIC CITV, N. J. The Leading and Largest lintel. Finely leca ted, elegantly furnished and liberally managed hlectrlc hells, lights, and all modern lmpiovu lmpievu meats. Geed erchestru. . OHAS. McGLADE, jy7-2ma Proprietor. QIIAMPAUNE. BOUCHE "SEC." TUB FINEST CHAMI'AONK WINK NOW IMI'OltTKI). AT UEIQAIIT'S OLD WINK BTOIIE, Ne. 29 East Kine Btkekt. U. JC. SLAYHAKKK, Art. Rstabllsbed, 1789. teuu-tl fd rriUIS PAPER IS PHTNTED WITH J. K. WRIGHT & CO.'S INK. Ftautt hk Works, 264h ud IWt kmt HM rHUuMUHIUfA. MJSDICAX, QU MY BACK I Every Strain or Celd Attacks that Weak nck nnu nearly prostrates yen. Brown's IRON BITTERS BTIIKNOTHKNSTHK MtTflCI.KS. STEADIES TIIK NKHVKS. KNUIUIIESTUISIILUOII. GIVES NEW V1UUU. PHYSICIANS AND DRUGGISTS RECOMMEND IT. Dr. .1. L. Mtkrs, Fairfield, Iowa, says i " llrewn's Iren Hitters Is the-best Iren medt medt elne I .have known In my 30 yenrs experience, t iiave found It specially beneflrlal In nervous or physical exhaustion and In all debilitating all uients that hear se heavily en the system. Use it freely In my own family." (Jenulnn has trade mark and rmmeil red lines en wrapper. TAKE NO OTIIKIt. Made only by HIIOW.H CHEMICAL CO., IlAtTlMOUK, Ml). fiAME' HAND ltoec tfMefnl and attractive, cnninlulnir list or prizes for rcretpts, Informs. tlOn niimiL CnltlH. Il . trlvnn ntt'nt lit, nil .Innlm-n ipts, inrorma inrerma by all dealeiD In medicine, or mailed te any nddress en receipt :eir t7) NOTIONS. G BEAT UEDUCTION AT ASTRICH'S Palace of Fashion, 13 EAST KING STREET, LANCAHTKK, l'A. Having qulte a Large Stock or EMBROIDERED SKIRTING, (41 INCHES WIDE) 011 hand, we have made seme Large Ileductlens In tlie prices, of seme of them, In order te reduce our stock. Skirtings which were sold at WM a yard are marked down te ate. a yard. Skirtings which cost (1.73 are new sold lur 1.23 a yard, and se 011. The same thing with Allover Embroidery, (22 Inches wide), reduced from 73c. te Mc. a yard, from H.ftO te 75c. a yard, rrem II M te f 1.13 a yerd, from tl.03 te $1.23, and se forth. The next thing we have reduced In prlcn U Parasols and Sun Umbrellas. Our stock Is net very large, hut we preler sell ing them at cost prices te carting them ever tilt next year. HA'i'IN I'AUAiiOLH, silk lined and trimmed In wide Spanish lace, reduced from 3.f) te $125, A big Drive In White Pearl Buttens. SOO gross, IS te 21 lines, fair quality net pure white, but the next thing te It at inc. a cant of two dozen. Elegant quality l'ure White I'cnrl nuttnnsut from 7c. te 12c. u dozen. W gross Colored Ivery .Icrsey Wash Huttens at 5c. a dozen. HANDKERCHIEFS. Mdoren Gent's White Linen Finish llundker- cLlefi, large size, hmiimcdr-"'h r.v, aplerp. ve sen mom thioe rer 2.c Black Silk Jersey Mitts, 2Sc. a l'alr. NEW KID GLOVES, Ocu Own Iui-ortatien. Tluee button, asserted Tans nud blown, very fine quality, ftic, a pair. The same goods in four-button, S:c. a pair. HOSE. A full line of Inranls' Cotten Three-quartcr Hee, In plain colored nnd striped. Gent's Unbleached Socks, "super stout," worth 25c, at loc. a pulr. CHILD'S GAUZE VESTS, All sizes, from 12c. up. CORSETS. Our " Unhrenkable " at 40e. The " H. ft C," model shaped ; the only Corset of the kind sold for that price 73c. ASTRICH'S PALAOE OP FASHION, 13 EAST KINO .VTKEKT. aOVSEFUJlNISHINO UOUKS. T MB CHEAPEST PLACE TO 11UV AT LOW PRICES STOVES, HEATERS, RANGES, Geal Oil Lamps and Gas Fixtures, id A' P. Ne. 24 Seuth Queen Sli-oet, feb27-lvd LANCASTKtt PA. M ADKIRA AND SHKRRY WINES -AT- Keigart's Old Wine Stere. It. K. HI, AYMAUElt, Aeent, Ke. 'u East lima Stukbt. febl7-ttd established 17SS. T EVAN'S VLOUR. LEVAM'S ' FANCY ROLLER FLOUR. Makes Elegant Bread. Fer sole by Grocers generally. Levan & Sens, MorehnntMlllorn, Offl co : J7 NOUTIl PHIN0E ST. nptWimt s AINT.RAPHAEL WINK. INFORMATION. The Salnt-Haphael Wine has a delicious flaveur and Is drunk in Germany, North and Seuth America, Great Hrltaln, India, and se en. Tbenuanttty exported annually Is sufficient proof of Its slutitllly and laying powers, while for the real connoisseur there u no wlue that can ve censiuereu 113 unener. rTbeRRlnt-Uaphael Wine Company.Valence, Department of the Droreo (France.) H. E. SLAYMAKER, Me, X AST KINU 8TKXXT. 118-tM -i a. STOVE. JLINN A BRENEMAN. ECONOMY IN i oent of mouVved0.""011 f th AS0' BtCam aUd Het Alr combInetl. Fifty Per SIMPLE Iff COITSTRTJCTIOE Sng ESnSS; VOry Hetti wlJrra?ted, nnd no pay roquired till thoroughly testga. Gall nnd soe or eend for circular. sold int arbL?sa?n.d'lmnd HOt Alr Furnacea en hflud eoed ns new, will he Flinn & Breneman, NO. 162 NORTH QUEEN STREET. EXVUltSlONS. pKNltYN PAUlT Penryn Part, -ON THE- Cornwall & Melih Hepe R, R I Excursion Commlttce of Churches, Sunday Schools and ether select organizations, In lnuk lnuk InglhelrsummcrarrangemcutK, should net ncg loot te reserve nday Ter l'enryn Park. This dellghtful resort Is situated In tha midst of the SOUTH MOUNTAINS And Its grounds covering hundreds of acres am easy of access fiem all parts of central l'enn. sylvan la. Fer the fiee use of excursionists thcre are extensive CnOQUKT AND LAWN TENNIS GKOUNDS, LAHOE DANCINO PAVILION, HAND STAND, KITCHEN, HABKET AND CLOAK ItOOMS, nnd OIISUIIVATOKY On the Summit of the Mountain. Thore Is also a rorrehment room In charge of a competent caterer, where meals can be procured at moderate rates, a photograph gallery and numerous ether nttraclive features. Ne liquors allowed en the grounds. Excursions from all points en the Philadelphia A Heading and Iteudlng A Columbia Hallreads will be carried direct te the l'ark without change of cars. Complote Information tan be obtained and en gagements effected with parties from nil points en the Philadelphia A Heading and Heading A Columbia Hallreads, upon application te C. O. Hancock, General Passenger and Ticket Agent, Philadelphia Heading Hallread, 227 Seuth Fourthstrect, Philadelphia, Pa., and with parties from Lebanon by applying te the undersigned, CAUL VON 6CHMALEN8EE, Suiit. Cornwall & lit, Hepo Itallread, mavS-3ind Lebanon Pa. s UMMER OK IBSb. V( Cornwall & Lebanon AND Oolebreok Valley Railroad. MT. GRETNA PARK, In the heart el tbe Seuth Mountain, en the line of the above read, Is ousted u Individuals and associations Free of Charge. Theso grounds, covering hundreds orncres, am easy of access from ull imru of Eastern Pennsylvania. S-ThorettroS10UNTAINSTK.EAi!S, spanned span KIN uy msuc uneges ; iiuuai aim ttrill.NUH. "walled up with natlve. sandstone SHADV WALKS and PltOMENADES. A LAHOE DANCING PAVILLION, LAJtUE DINING HALL. KITCHEN, DINING ItOOJI, andTAIILES, HKNCHES nnd KU8TIC HEATS, scattered through the grove for the free use et excursionists. LAWN TENNIS, CKOQUET, HALL GKOUNDS, HOWLING ALLEY, SHOOTING GAL- LEIIY, QUOITS AKD FOOT HALL Are among the atausemeuts offered. Ne Intoxicating Drinks Allowed en tbe Premises. SM'artlcs desiring It, can precure meals nt thuPAUK HESTAUKANT, whleh wlllbounder the charge et Jilt. E. it. HULTZ, thu noted catcroref the LEBANON VALLEY HOUSE, who will he ou thu grounds throughout the sea son, giving It his personal supervision. S-Excursions from all points en Pennsylva nia It. It. will he carried direct te the Purk with out, change of cars. 9-Excurslen rates and full Information can no euuilnca and engagements effected with parties from all points en the Pennsylvania si. u. u unen annllcatien in lll'd.ll' JIOYD.Ah- slsmnt Generit Passenger Agent, P. It. It.. Ne. Sil Seuth Fourth street. hllauelnhla.orte J. C. JENNINGS, Hupt. 0. ft L. ft C. V. U. It., Lebanon, Pa. myl3-3md UT.AHSWA11R. H IGH t ilAKTIN. Queensware CHINAHALL New Open, n Utrga Variety et Cheap TABLE GLASSWARE. AI90, a New Llue of BROWN STEW PANS, MIXING BOWLS, JELLY POTS, &e S PHICE8 VEUY LOY.-U DON'T FAIL TO SEE THESE GOODS HE FOUK FUHCIIASInO. High& Martin, NO. 15 EAST KING STREET, LANOASTEU. l'A. SVECTJ.CEES. CUPI2RIOR SPECTACLES -AND- EYE-GLASSES. Microscopes, Field Olasscs, llaromelers, Tolo Telo Tole scopes, Magle Lanterns, ThonnemotorH, Dniw. Ing Instruments, Philosophical and Chemical Apparatus. List and Descriptions of our Ten Catalogues beiH FltEH en application. QUEEN &CO., NO. VU CHESTNUT ST. nmrS-lydtw PIIILADELP1IIA STOVES. yynii, WHmf &. oiikeneugiiT BAMKEKS.( Orders executed for cash or en margin for all securities current In thu Nuw Yerk market. Correspondence Invited. MEMI1EUSOK THE NEW YOUK STOCK EX. CHANGE AND PltOPHIETOUS OF POOIt'H MANUAL OF 11AILWAYS. 46 Wall Btroet, New Yerk, octl-lydeed MADE OP REFINED OILS, TAL TAL lewand Lard, and guaranteed te have no equal, U MILLKK'S liUUAi SOAP, HEATING! 0 LANCASTER, PA, CLOTII1NII. ENCHANT TAII.OIt. I. IcCAULEY, MERCHANT TAILOR I NO. 13 1 NORTH QUEEN ST. (nucbmlllcr'slhilldlng.) ONE OF THE FINEST LINKS Of FOREIGN k DOMESTIC GOODS, FOIt THE SPUING AND SUMMElt TltADE, EVEIt SHOWN IN THIS CIT1 . JiTCall and take a leek at the goods, and you will be sure te have your mensum taken for a JuncD-Iyil F INK TAILORING. 1885. SPRING 1885. H. GERHART, FINETAILORING. The Largest and Choicest Awirlment of FINE WOOLENS IN THE CITV OF LANCASTER. All thn Latent Novelties In FANCY SUITING. A CHOICE LINE OF SPRING OVERCOATING THE VEUY 1IKST WOHKMANSIIIP. Trices te suit alt and all goods warranted as represented nthls new store, le. 43 North Queen St. (OPPOSITE THE FOSTOFFICE.) H. GERHART. M YERH & RATH VON. Suits te Order FOE THE HOT SEASON ! !' Thirty Different Styles OF S E E S IN Ol'lt STOCK, IN ALL THE POPULAR COLORS AND SHADES. MAUICED I'ltOM THFIU OltlGINAL PHICE IO VEUY LOW F1UUU1.S. SEltGES IN 1ILUIJ, GllAYS, I1UOWNS, ItLACK, PLUM, WINE.GUEENS, DIIAII, FAWN AND WIIITK. WHITE & FIGURED DUOKS. Fer Vesting for Evening W ar PONGEES AND SEEItSUCICEUS FOll l.MN ING WEAK., LEADING CLOTIIIEUS, NO. 13 EAST KING STREET, LANCA8Tr.lt. PA QUR PRICES FOR STJ11EE eOODS LEADTIIE.MAUKET. Redaction Price List of Men', Beys' and Children's CLOTHING. THIN COATS anne. SEEUSUCKElt COATS and VESTS from 11.25 up. Hetter BEEItSUCKEHS nt 11.75. MEN'S HUSINEhS SUITS at IIJMI, tVOO, JfttXl. and tt.oe. iU-IN'H DUESS SUITS at3.00, 10 CO, $12.00 and M EN'S IIUS1N KRS 1 A VTS n r. . XiK'S, ALL-WOOL CA8S1MEUE PANTSnt fioe, 5.50 and $3.W. "OY'S SUITS at tiOO, r2.W.W.CO,tl.(tl,5.tWup cillLDUEN'S SUITS fiem fl.25 upnnnls. Custom Department. Onr specialties In this department nre Weel Sergo Suiting lu nil Celers, the snme woinuLe te order In tlrsucluss styles ler IH.IM. ALL-WOOL PANTS te elder at f3.(0, tITO, 5.U(), KI.00, 7.(), H.W). The place te tnule Is whnrii you can get the most ter your money, Hndw heie you can have L. EANSMAN & BRO., TIIEFA8IIIONAHLE meiichant:taileiib AND CLOTIIIEUS, N00. OQ-60 NOIITH QUEEN ST., (Ulgbten the Southwest Cor, of Orangu Htitef.) LANOASTEU, 1A. jWOpcn Eve until six o'cLeck, Saturday until 10 o'clock. Net connecleJ with any ethor wwmmq uv.inv m vuu vijr, MYERS (I R1THF0N, k.. tt .
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