,.pf y- & fv THJS IiAyOAlfflftt PAlfclr firrELIGEyOEB, gATUBDAY, AUGUST i, 1885. , rfV :. - i H,. jr' k'AKI lii. ftr. it i.r. m w m wK 'tjv X lR 4t M StU TSfe rJ.S C??-s tSt m w vS r PV, y fv it INTELLIGENCER. fjMwLwHce " M-.r K ,-iV tVW. '. , Every Evening in the Year. Hundayt Excepted) BTETNMAN I1ENSEU ft BUILDING, W. Ceuher Cestui Bqcark, LAROArnn, Fa, ; INTELLIGENCER. Tjft X. ! r W 3 ' "M-t '.V " . , fi. lM.f 11m Cenfe a 1l'fc. File Dellar! a - ?'. ' jYeat or Fifty Cenh a Menth. I'ettage Fret. r'-A,ADVXRriSJCMENTSromTente Fifty Ccnl$ W5 -- 36 L- tf. W WEEKLY INTELLIGENCER. (WpM iteffei.) Published Every Wednesday Mernine, 3Ve Dellar t a Tear in ,t cleaner. IF DfsSL OOttltESPOKDEA'CEtellclted from eierypart i t IAtaie and country. OorriMpenclenfj are re- auettcd te write leatblu and en one tide of the paper only; and te tlgn their unmet, net for 'publication, but In proof of geed faith. All anonymeui letters will be cemtgncd te the watte txukct. Addrtti all Leltert and Telegramtle THE INTELLIGENCER, JjAhimbter, 1'a. discrimination lawsj would naturally cm3 belden the parties te the Bclicine te under take It. Tlie commonwealth must be saved from any mero such monopolies as the Standard oil company. Constitutions may be set at naught and legislatures be craven ; but theie isene thing that corpora tions fear and before which monopoly shrinks; and that is aroused publlcoplnleu. We knowef nothing better calculated te ex cite thlsthau the spectacle of an abandoned railway cntcrprise across the state, which lias been invested with high powers that are te be abused ; of capital wasted and labor mlsspculj of peeple tricked and com munities deluded all te maintain a mono poly that abuses its franchises te burden the public. The lime te fermulate a proper expression of the popular feeling en this subject will be August 2(1; the place, Ilarrisburg; the opportunity, the state convention of the Pennsylvania Demo cracy, the party of popular rights and con stitutional law. SAM JONES AT CAMP MEETING. fci)c Cmuaritct Untclligcuccr. LANCASTER AUQUST 1, lft. in: fm lrirT t V ' ., iiiililti.rma wriiif Pill Afrnlfinfnr iw,sdmnlpr , . j,UU.,W...U, .... w.,...v,.v.... .... j.w- v nt the capital of the btate, Uliiine's place Offensive te Maine. fPlirt TlrtmfirtfiMr. tinrlv nf ri1tir, iln,tQf 4 ' te a man, and a goodly number of the lle- v :? i . . ... 'ft $i &L II SfX ? m . : a ' of residence. He is mild te be thoroughly quallfled, te be of excellent character and a Democrat without guile. Being such a man and such a Deinecr.it he has very naturally opposed Mr. Ulaine and his methods; and new Ulaiiie and his friends ask as their "one favei" de BlredthatMr. Cleveland de net appoint Idoiten; the applicant and his friends beings just as earnest in their desire te liave tliis appointment or none. One of Mr. Blaine's superscrviccable organs overshoots the mark in calling upon the president te withheld himself from " the dirty piece of business asked of him by Mr. Blaine's personal enemies" because Morten was " one of the parties cither originating or disseminating the infamous slander as te Mr. Blalne's dead child a 1 slander which the propagators vainly at tempted te suppeit by a mutilation of the peer child's tombstone." Tliis is net true. "When Mr. Blaine himself propagated a vile slander upon the Democratic party of Maine and of the whole country, and when ills special eigan, the Xew Yeik Tribune, repeated with gross malignancy the same villainous accusation, Mr. Morten resented it in fitting terms; he challenged Mr. Blaine and his friends te furnish any proof in fact or in reason, that the Democrats of Mainohaddeno the deed which only Mr. Blaine and his friends had any cause for doing and te this day it has never been shown that any Democrat had anything te de with " the dirty business." On the ether hand, Blnine and his au thorized friends were largely and directly responsible for the dirtiness of the last campaign; and they are net the peeple te invoke any controversy ever that subject If Mr. Morten is the proper person fttc1 ".stnuster at Augu irt ft " iilnrra rtilrrlir. U" Let Us Hare l'cace ! Oca. Simen Cameren, ene of the few yiving members of the cabinet of Abraham Lincoln, and a notable Itepub lican politician, sent from his faun resi dence in this county te-day the following -dispatch te the family of the lale General Grant : DONKOAL KRM8, J Lancaster County, l'a., Aug. 1, 18.83 ( Te Cel. Fred D. Grant, Mount McGregor, A'. Y. I am glad te knew that Generals Johnsten, Iiuckner and Gorden are going te act as iU iU bcarers with Sherman and Sheridan. Your father's prayer for peace te lilt country lias been answered and the last bittorness of the war uJed out foretur. Smien Camkren. Gen. Cameren is mistaken, we believe, 'in assuming that Gen. Gorden is among "the gentlemen selected for this olllce ; though his nomination te it would have been highly lit, as indeed would that of ti' lmany ether gallant ex-Confederate soldiers for whom Grant himbclf had high esteem. In view of especially clese relations be tween him and Johnsten and Buckner, their appointment was very suitable, and they ate quite sufflcient in number and cliaracter te illustrate the sentiment which Gen. Cameren se felicitously expresses. "With that sentiment there will undoubt edly be a great deal of sympathy, North and Seuth, and among deccnt-minded men of all parties the incident, will be beized upon as pointing the moral which General Cameren draws from it. Happy day when the" last bitterness of the war" shall be . wiped out! Surely when Sherman and Jehnsen, Sheridan and Buckner walk side by side, carrying the celIln of the dead gen eral of the victorious armies, the shallow shallew pated feels who would fan afresh the dying embers of sectional hate, should shrink into the shades of obscurity. Many Men of Many Kinds. As a matter of interesting news we re print ene sermon of the famous Sam Jenes, revivalist and campmeeting pieach er. It is of recent delivery and reported verbatim, and is curious and interesting In its illustration of preaching that seems te be needed in some communities and te lie really effective from the lips of some men. There is little in tliis disceurse that would net grate en the cars of polite soci ety ; but it must he remembered that all of the unconverted are net of this social rank, nor of the intelligence te appreciate and be me veil by a different style of preach ing. The ways of great reformers and re vivalists in every age have been uncon ventional. The Master hiurself was rebuked for lils innovations en prevailing customs ; Whitfield preached hell-flre with an em phasis that would net be tolerated- new ; and the Weslejs made havoc with estab lished modes. Sam Jenes is net always a buffoon. In another issue of the Louisville Courier Journal than that from which this sermon is reprinted, we find a disceurse of very different lone, lle says he had a "decent crowd" te talk te and his entiie style was changed. If he las thosense te adapt him self te his audience, and is sincere in his weik, liis methods should be judged chari tably in the light of their results. leiffa 5fTMr. ,r. XT. i. . ." v...,..- ".lu im ii In Ilarrisburg thcre Is a Uttle Democratic primary election te-night and the mercury in the political thermometer thcre marks about 11(3 aboe zero. Misi.ni by, nema el our esteemed local contemporaries who are nerer he happy as when misstating the political situation, the Philadelphia Press nelzea upon the removal of Postmaster Marshall as an illustration of " the hypocrisy of the administration In the matter of nppeiiitinenta and its utter disre gard of civil sorvice principles." It doclares that " although a Republican, he has never been idcntlllcd witli the party In an otllcietis manner, nor has he run the olllce as a part of the machine." The Frcsi is elther grossly Ignorant or wilfully mendacious. Thcre has net been a mero "olleusho" Re publican in this town than the dopescd postmaster ; nor nny inembcr of his party w he did mero te koep the 'machine" in repair, oiled and running, ile has been a partisan ei partisans, drumming the wards, holding the window book and marshaling' the ferces in oery ixunpalgTraml-tenr sun sun ribe te dusk en clectlpij day. Ile has been a very Jair pehtiiyytruV, and an obliging and courteoits!nci.il, buthe always staked Ills plaTO' en the chances of election day fid he noer found out that there was Doinecrat m Lancaster nt for any position under him until alter Cloeland was elected. It was only at the last election that bis lotter-cirriere, with his permission, wero en the war-path, and In ene ward, at least, thelr, "say se" was considered war rant suflleicnt for a cltlen's arrest. Mr. Marshall's esteemed oditerlal dofenderH may as well le.ive elf playing the hyiocrlte and quit their hii1 oiling. H Worse and Worse. If it ha true, as is reported in a Pittsburg paicr, that Andrew Carnegie has squeezed the Pennsylvania railroad into uufair dis criminations against all but ene firm of ceke manufacturers, there 13 all the mero occasion te resist and defeat the proposed surrender of the Seuth Pennsylvania rail road company, of which this bargain is one consideration. The story gees that 'Carnegie controlled $2,000,000 of the Seuth Pennsylvania Jsteck, and that without his aid Vanderbilt could secure only $0,400,000, falling short of the necessary controlling majority; that in view of this and for the sale or the use of the necessary stock, Carnegie exacted from the Pennsylvania railroad pple such concessions for the II. C. Frick ceke company, in the matter of a transportation contract covering a term of five years, as will give that coiperution al most as nbsolute a monopoly as that en joyed by the Standard oil company, and onable them te secure control of the entire Connellsvillo ceke belt by freezing out the ether operators. It is alleged that by tliis bargain the Prick company is te pay full rate for nil ceke sent ever the Pennsylva nia railroad and its leased lines, but te have a secret rebate, which will reduce it te about one-half the regular tariff. All, this Is of course l-i the s.une spirit of high defiance of ,the constitution as the barter of the corporations itself; but the failure of the legislature le enact null- I r is a w ise partisan w he elleiihlvcness. Knows his own Diwi'iTi: its unpopularity its a revised ver sion anil Its failure, in vulgar parlance, te "catch en," the new edition of the Old Testa ment is steadily gaining ground as a com mentary, and the best opinions of the best authorities ceincide witli thai of an English critic : "Ne beard of living scholars Is com petent te sit in Judgment en the scholarship of the nnisorsef the Old Testament. Many of them rank among the greatest Hebraist, and their marginal notes bear witness te their profound acquaintance with lllblleal literature. If the l'nglish roader wishes te be told whether he can allerd te dispense Willi the lte visors' work, we can assure him that hocantiet." There Is a gicftl rampinpetliiff new In pro pre arcss nt High llrldKe, ivy. Pain Jeurx, tha fa mous Georgia revlvnlui, in the attraction. He preached dally, und the Lonlsvllle Cuxirler-Jeur-nal prints rerbatlm rcnerU of Ids iltsceurnPH. The following Is from ene of tha latent or thefle reports.) ltev. Ham Jenes preached at the second sorvlce at 11 o'clock, his text belng Corno Cerno Corne llus, a centurion or the baud called the Ital ian baud, a devout man, and ene that leared Ged with nil hi home, which cave much alms te the peeple, mid prayed te Ged al ways." ills Hcriueu was as fellows : The second century prcscuted many re markable charactcra, of which the most ro re ro merkablo was this man Cernellus. llisehar llisehar nster was rounded and symmetrical, a pic ture for augels te leek upon nnd fit, for all geed characler is the immortal part of man. wnue we lay down our bodies as a school boy lays aslde his books, character outllves the untvorselfwoll rounded und complete When I speak te you of Cernellus, I say te you that he wasnhoatheti. When I leek at this heathen I am ashamed of my sol f and ecryother man that walks en earth. In the noentldo bhue of this iilnctoenlli century, with Its capacity for the highest helglits and doepost depths, 1 llud no men who cm com pare with Uoriiellus. I leek nt liliu and rc rc rc vorse the Darwin theory. I f Cornelius wasa sample of what men wero, tlien we are going back te menkeys. Heme of us have near ly reached that point already and if woceuld get a little mero hair and n few talis It would set us up. Cornelius was n doveul man ; this term is bread and significant. We say of ene that he is n pious limn, or that he is n generous man, or a forgiving man. Ged covered all w lien lie said Cornelius was do de do veuL I!e was thoroughly religious, an honor te Ged and blessing te us nil. He was ic ic llgleus lrem head te toot and coveredoer. There was a time, when alene w 1th Ged, as it nappens te e cry man, he settled the iiuos iiues iiuos Hen of religion. a i, i. nui'KNDs en eeitsnr.VKS. I say unto you that no amount of mother's prnyerx, training or endeavors ever made a man a Christian. Ged can't make a man geed, and the devil cau't niake him bad. If Ged could, we would nil be geed, and if the devil could make us bad, we would all go te hell. It a man w ill walk up te Ged and ask for It, he wilt be made religious. Jf I want te be religious I am, though 1 fall in overylhlt.x else. Koligleu In inau commen ces like William Lloyd Garrison began his " Liberator." Talk te me nlieut Lincoln's proclamation or " Unde Tem's Cabin." If you want te Und what burst the Hhackles of 0,000,000 slaves, I loll you it was William Leyd'a Garrison's " Liber ter" that did it, .The ilrst four sentences of the book show what is In It. Ile began with : "lam In earnest." That's the spirit for a man. The world sees when enu is In dead earnest, and will get out et his way. It's just what I hae seeu en railroads coming up from Flerida. 1 have seen theso wiro wire grasH cattle get en the track, and the engineer would lme te slew iipandHtep, and even xend his llretnan te dihe thorn oil'. They knew he wouldn't run ever them. Last fall I was utten the Lake Shere A Michigan train which has a scliedule tinie of forty miles an hour. I saw Heme line cattle get en the track ence. The engineer just reached upauugave a imie wmsiie anil mey new llke mad. They kew IT they didn't be would knock them in forty dillerent pieces. An ex can tell if you're in earnest, and se em the world. It I want te go home te Ged I'll de It in hae te be In the dead run. I'll get there hatless, slioeless, ceatlcss, and may be roputatlenlcss, but I'll get there. Urother, take oil your cew-catcher, take olfthe brakes, nnd you'll get home If you'll Just keep en the track. Peer Lazrau, I haie pilled l)hn n thousand times, with nothing but crumbs te eat and with -only the dogs for doctors. Hut in n flh.lnent thore eatue a change, and he v'Ss a millionaire in Abraham's Ik)m,ui. 1 don't want te le rich. 1 don't want my Father te ghe me something that I can only keep a little while. I'd rallier he laid up for me at home. When Cornelius Vanderbilt, the rlehest man in Amerlca, was dying, he turned ever t7D,000,000 te his children anil ?i',000,000 te his ether relatives. Then he turned uter te his Christian w lle and asked her te pray for him, a peer dinner. I tell you you may tike Gould, 1'IhIi, Vanderbilt, nnd all the ether millionaires in hell, and all they' e gel won't buy them a drop of water te cixil their tongues. My Lord, let me fail In oyerythlng else, Imtmiccccd In religion. When that ene question is settled you hae bettledagre.it many ethers, and I'm glad of it, iiKvii.nn run Tin: TitL'rn'H svki;. 1 declare te you that In tnls nineteenth century or light, ifa mail preaches truth and nothing but truth they cull him a crank. It's net bad en him, but it's rough en the crew d. i expect when Paul burnt the books at Lphcsus the crowd thought he was envy, but he could my: "Net he; I am net nnd, but the Hible Is true." O, brethren, K this Uoekistruol watitle be called a crank; I want te be culled ra ing mail. I'm net mad, though, but thore are 1,000 Christians here that are. They ure se mad thev w en't pray. When n man calls me a crank 'I leek him In thofaeenud tell him he Is either aloelora scoundrel or mixed. That's the worst mix- any child orinhie te liave varioleid religion had rather he nover went Inte n church nnd nevcr heard n Kortueu thou te beat the sermons porno oryeu liave, and yet be church frauds. I have an eternal, uncompromising hatred of shams. Wo've get te be shams In religion, llke overj thing dse, -I ence asked n dentist why lie plugged fiilse teeth, and he said It was te make them leek mero like the renl ones. Geed Lord, have mercy en us, nnd step us from plugging our religious talse lUU.ui ."iu l-l nufc UHU lllllll ll tVUIlllHl 111 It thousand but Is a sham. I want every ene in the heuse who Is gontilue through nnd through te stand up In the audience. Flve men mid two women rose. Lord, we liae nore iwn iiieusauu siiauis. 'i no i,eni Knows ttiat never since 1've had religion I've had ene dollar in ninney or ene drop of bleed that was tee geed for Ged. Christ Is nil the world te me. What Is the matter with us nil nt this mcetingr Nothing Is going en. l've net been he much troubled for years as 1 have been In the last twenty hours. I tell you, brethren, you liave been preach lnir ngalnst drinking and lying and stealing, but that's net what Is the -matter with the church. It's worldllness that makes the peeple se cold. It's net the thief nor the drunkard nor cheosemongor that Is doing harm. Thore are MethedlsUi w he play pro gressive euchre, nnd I liave mero respect for nnlggerlhnn for them. Girls go lodanees und let spider-legged dudes hug them nreund the waist. I wouldn't let ene of them rut his arm around my cook. If she did, I'd dlseharge her. Ged's girls don't let spiders hug them. It's the devil's girls who de. NOT II.I.-llIUIIl, IIUT n.AIN-HfOKliN. They talk about me being Ill-bred and 111 111 lilerate. J t ain't se. I'm net ill-bred, and If you go home with me I'll preve it te you. If you liolleve I'm Ignorant I'll go be fore n commltteo and I'll show I'm net by being oximliied with you. I knew I'm criu lelsed by newspapers and ethers, but If you'll read the nowspapers you'll see what makes me this wny. Loek nt the rapes and seductions and murders. Some say we ought te talk nlieut the nice side of things. A nlce preacher is the nicest thing in tiie world, but he nln't lit for netliluir. Yeu women think I ain't ulce, but your husband drinks tut he's llke n demileuti. you can PERSONAL. Hen. H S.Cex, the Unlted Blatcn minister, hasarrhed In Constantinople. He will be presented te the sultan uext wcek. Hut On milks Ditte: will reappear In the Houseof Commens en Monday. It Is be lieved that the scandal has been setlled. HTANt.r.v Huxr.r.v, (" Hpoependyko,") n popular wrlter for the press, dled ntlils rcs 1 Jenco In New Yerk en Thursday night. Kan net.rit A. HuerwKt.t, editor of the Farmer, Mechanic uml Chronicle, of Hal elgh, North Carolina, dled yesteiday morn ing. Gke. W. llAKnn lias nrrived In llosteu from HL Leuis en his bicycle, liavingcover liavingcever liavingcover erod the dlstance of 1,3.",! miles In nineteen uajnei actual ruling. Simen HAiints, the Chicago attoniey, who lias brought libel suits In Cinciuunll, aggre gating evor 81,500,000 within n few days, has been declared lnsane by the probate court. Ile Is still nt large mid tils whereabouts are unknown. l'ner. I)i: I.I'en. thn nstrnlnirar. nreliesled six months age thnt Grant would dle July 10, wlileh was a few days within the time. It Is said that the Kev. llr. Newman Is much Intorestod in astrology nnd furnlshed the na tivity for this horoscope. Kine Mamktea, of the Saniean islands, sends a letter te President Cloveland, In which he congratulates the president en his iH)iMimeui te ruie ever nil ine Aiiiencan poeplo." The king sends the president gifts of mats and ether natlve pioductlens. Hut Mesi:s MoMuFienn was buried In itamsgate, Friday afternoon. Huslnesswas susponded and the shops were closed. The weather was cloudy, but the attoudnuce was vasL Tlie iuneral rites wero of an ostonln estonln ostenln tlous charncter nnd the celli u was placed be side that containing the dust of the philan thropist's wlfe. llKNnr Co.vevnn, assistant cashler of the Manuf.icturersi and Traders' bank, of Ilufla Ilufla le, dled suddenly last Friday. An examina tion of tlie books of his department shows that the bank lias been robbed systematically for soveral years, the amount aggregating $7-1,000. The Iwnk's efllccrs say thore Is no impairment of Its capital, "and there is a considerable surplus lu addition." flUISAl' UTOltK. imr tieuvAr Carpets and Mktings, -AT- .-SS, METZGER & HAUOttM rKOM LATH AUCTION SALES AT VKUI.OW IMttUKS. Mattings, Carpote, Oarpeta, Mattings, Mattlntre, Onrpets, ANe, I,A!iaK t.OT OV Onrpeta, MnttlngB, ""N. Mattinga, V Oiirpeta. WHITE COUNTERPANES, Kreui the late Urunt Auction SnleliTNi'W Voik, Ht Rln., T.'iC., Il.du and up le MO). Yeu will net UUUD JIAIMAINS ul letzger & Haughman's Cheap Stere, 43 WEST KING ST., LANCASTER, PA.- - llelween the Cooper lloune and Sericl Hermi Hetel. N KXT l)OOK TO THK COUKT HOU8K. FAHNESTOCK'S. HKVKUAI. Bl'KCIAI, I.OT3 BLACK SILKS I - BLACK SILKS I .JUST OIT.NKn, nt U.inl, $1.12, 11.2! nniULV). Urclilixllv the IIm ."llks lei the money ever Alse i.un.ii's in, auk UASiiMKUKuml 1IKNIIIKTTA l.M.OTHS ler Mourning I'lirpexcs. eITcnmI. Full Lines nt All 1'rlces Alse LUPIN'S JILACK CASUMKICU SIIAWLM, Deuble anil Slnslu. Tin: I,ouIsvllle Ceuricr-Juurxitt lias undertaken a big contract in gl lug verbatim reports dally of Hevlvalibt Ham Jenes' camp meeting sermens. m u Gi:enai: Jeni:s, the Mugwump owner of the New Yerk Tunes, must be a man of large bonevolenco. lib iriendshlp for and association witli Grant have net been as ostentatious as the relations or some ether citizens with the dead general j but it was Jenes who started and raised tlie 52e0,000 subscription fund ; und it new appears that he and ethor Iriends through him liave been ipiietly settling all the doctors' bills. Thore Is eminent fitness in his solectlen asapall-boarer. luilLAND steadily decrcases in population and the fact is ie-criled te the emigration te Amerlca. Tlie last census shows less than five millions of people there. Tjiij religious rnce is net te the swiftest of nations nor the battle for Christianity te the Btreng governments ulone. Greenland is said te show a better average of religion than nny ethor country en the glebe, its ontlre population being converts te the Christian faith. Little Switzerland in nothing shows greater variety than in divisions of the church. Te the countless nect-s al ready established there, and nearly all of which are ropresontod In Geneva, the "Heal ers" and "Adventlsts" liave been added. The fermer, who claim te cast out disease and devils by faith and prayer, are very no ne no tlve undfcceui te make rapid converts. If they succeed in purging the world, tlie occu pation of theso who want te bring it te an end will probably slacken off. Maine divorces ene married couple in ten, and shouts' for the extermination of polyg pelyg amy in Utah. m ' THE LOltUS 1'llA.YlSK IN VERSE. " Our father, which In Heaven art, We sanctify thy name; Thy kingdom ceme; Thy will be done In Ilea ven and earth the same Gire us this day our dally bread And us forglre Theu se ; As v e ou them tluit de offend Forgiveness de bestow j Inte temptation leud us net Hut us from evil frce t Fer Thine the kingdom, power, and praise J, and shall ever be." Frem A'etet and Qutrlti. ture ever was, nlwut half feel and half rascal, and you can't help ene part for the ether. Cornelius was n devout man, doveul en ough te be a crank. I suppose I'm called a crunk because I don't preach like brother Moses, mess you, Ged nover did make two men ullke, or If he did ene was no account. e can't tell the truth unless me fix It up nice. Theso patent medlclue men knew what it Is te sugar-coat things, fled help us te gie the plum old powders of the gospel. Suppose j en had it patient very sick and w ere te leave a let of uieUicine for Film te take. hen you ceme back he Is werse, and you ask his wife if she gave him nil the medi, clnoyeulclu Hhe says, "Oh, yes, all butn little; I took out part because I thought it was tee bad." New, Madam, your husband will dle and you'll be te blame. There nre lets of preachers, in the world I mean hi Goergla whosugar-ce.it thelr pills for fear their patients won't stand lu Cornelius was adoveut man, and did you notice that cop cep cop ulative conjunction; I bclloe they call It copulative. Cornelius was u dm out man, and feared Ged w ith nil his beuse. Watch, when yen ask about Christians, for that con junction. neiw.N'r i.iKi: "het" eunisriANs. Jirethcr A. is a mighty geed man, but he doesn't ceme much te church. Urother U. is mighty goncreus, but he drinks a little. Brether C. is a geed steward, but they de say he'll skin you in a trade. Netice hew we use the dlsjuuctlve conjunction; we butn mail, nnd but him till finally we but him el ear oil" the track or salvation. It's llke the steward who said: "Urother A. is the best man in the world, and he has onlveno little fault, if It can be called a fault. He's just a leetle Inclined te be quarrolsemo when be's drunk." I wouldn't glve ncent for a Christian et whom you have te use the dlsjunctive con junction. Wo've met 'em nil nreund us, though. A preacher ence asked me what about ene man who was geed In eveiythliig but ene. 1 said he wasalruud. The best man in Lexington may be geed In everything but about paylug his debts, nnd net n nlgger In the country will have any respect for him. He's llke a fluo flue fluo dressedwoman with hersllks, undlaccs, nnd Jowely, but with a rusty old brogan shoe ou ene feet and a line kid en the ether. Geed Lord, round us elt Thore are two kinds of men who puzzie a community. One man is geed m overythlng, but he don't boleug te the church. Anethor does and lives up teall church rules, but wenlt nay his debts. What Kl A I)ejerute HuMler. A l'athan sold ler ut llembay was reported for misconduct. In revonge he shot and killed two sergcants belonging te a ludive regimenU He thou barricaded himself with lu his quarters and shot his w ife dead. After keeping up for a time en ctlectlve Ure against uiose w no niiempieu te assail ins reirear, no 11 lirtBlflik liliJ t.lfiia iVM'iivA ntul 11. lav down Itoslde Ills wife's oeriu6 mid his last bullet ended ids own lire. With de you want te be n feel llke elther for ? Try te beTa perfect man. Wo've get enough pieces iiere te make 100 or maybe 200 geed men, but the treuble Is we cau't lit thorn together. One man don't pray, but pays ids debts. Anether says, I'm peer, 1 cau't pay, but I'll de all the church asks me te. Don't pray, but pay. Thore nre men who nay they glve a great deal te the church, but don't want te pray. That's all right, brother ; thore ain't a railroad In the world that don't charge extra for the sleenlng-cur. Yeu nre back there osleop, aud soineef yuliavode.id.hoad tickets, but nbuse the engineer ler I'ulut- n slew. Thai's the meane&t kind of meanness. Cernellus get religion all ever. TAKK IN ALL THE I'AMILV. What next T Why, we i ead that his wiiole family and servants were baptized. I llke that. Let a man get a geed case of religion and it breiks out in ids family llke small pox. I told tlie peeple In Missouri last wnek that varioleid religion was like varioleid a man couldn't glve it te anybody, but let a man have a genuine case and ovuryeuo that couiea near him catches it. I don't want run your arm through that domljehn and go tecliureli witli mm, ijuta prcacuer must iw dcllcate, or boil ellenil you. I ought te be dlgtillled, aud will us neon as I dle. A dead man Is the most dignified thlmjln the world. He don't make nny nolse. or disturb nny nny liedyi he just lies still. Hut hew can I be dlgnllicd lu life, with boys railing and girls losing their characters, aud all the world go ing hellward. I trlwl being dlgnllicd ence, and if you knew hew 1 leltyeu would have been nerry for ma There's a woman ever there turning up her nese nt me. 1 don't knew what's the matter with you Kentucky women. I like you ; yes, I de. 1 married a Kentucky girl, aud she was Just as sweet nnd pretty, Hoventecn years age, as you nre. If she n put up with me for Bevcntccn years of happy wedlock, you ought te stand me during a campinccllng. I knew a big revival ain't the best thing lu the world, and I noer Bald it was. lte- llglen ut home Is belter where the man can lake his wlfe by the hand, nnd the eldest child that or the next, and all go te heaven togethor. I said yosterdaya man whedldn't pray in his family had no mere religion than a goat. Some preachers don't agree w Ith me, but if I had as many lnlscrable backslider members as they lme I'd agrce te anything. A sister xavs Hint cau't de. for lier father didn't pray in the family and he was the best man that ever lived. Lord, sister, don't bring in any graveyard business en me; I can'taigue with dead folks, and I nevcr say anything mean about 'em. Tret out a lle, kicking ene, nnd I'll talk te him. Heme glve as n reason they don't prny Is bocause they don't enjoy religion. New, I heard of n woman ence who enjeyed peer health, and 11 niioreum no mat, i tmnK you might enjoy anything. The grandest sight en earth is a whole family linked together bv prayer, and there ainrt anything much iKittcr in heaven. I ence knew a brother who bad Ills new heuse dedicated te Ged le le le fere he moved into IL He said it was a great tiling, and saved him any amount of trou treu iiln nnlmilv M!itilril te iilnv cards there, or asked him te give little parties or entertain ments. What n glorious thing it would be for Kentucky If every heuse in It was dedicated te Ged. Thore wouldn't lie a hole for progresstveouohro te hide Its bead. There nln't nny place In tlie world he kicicI as a home where little children nre growing up te eternity. DOWN ON HANOI NO. If ever I have a heuse It uhall be dedlcated before 1 meve in It, and thereil noer be any Uttle entertainment, or cards, or dancing thore. May be you think thatweuld be hard en my children, llless you, they don't have te go te entertainments lorthelrfuu, and you cau't find flve little fellows aiiy wliere that ha e a llner tlme than Sam Jenes'. Thoy're In fun up teall nut a little bit of their head uud ears ; they can get fun out of anything, und Like it llke thelr f.ither dry, just se. Down in Georgia no Intelligent ienteii will dunce ; I don't knew hew It Is in Ken tucky. It depends upon the crowd before me. 1 neer went out et n ball-room in my life that I didn't ceme away feeling mean and belittled. HI had a daughter that couldn't de anything but dance, I'd hae te train her up in it, 1 reckon ; then I'd marry her off and give hern little piece of land Homewhores awny oil" from the railroad, where she couldn't ceme back te bother me much. Think etu member of the Methodist church sending her children te a dancing school. If you wero in in v church I'd turn von out in a minute. It there's a being ou faith I detest and despise, It's a hook-nosed danelng-inas- tcr. Yeu may semi you cmiurcn leniiii, nun you don't knew that he's been out or the chain gang three months. I read of ene such In the paper the ethor day. Oh, I'ogetn profound contempt for dancing-masters, nnd nil who bcllove In 'em ! All who ngroe with me say amen. A inomber speke up, nnd the preacher turned te tlie reporters nnd said ; I want you le get all these aniens down. I despibu all dancing masters. They ought te go te Flerida aud raise eranges, seli they could hang ou the limbs Willi their hoe'kod noses and pick with both hands. Thank Ged, I'e broke up many n dancing bchoel, and usually Igle 'em warning when I ceme in town. It gonerally takes mejust thirty-six hours le clean 'em out. At Knoxvllleoiio get religion and joined the church. 1 liked film then. Yeu Kentucky peeple are great dancers. Some Presbyte rians and ether church members say It's net nzahist their rules. Listen, Baptists. Metho dists, KplscopallaiiSjl'resbyteriaus, Campbol Campbel lites aud Catholics I believe that's all the kinds here. Whcnover you say that I want you te knew you are telling a great black lle. All churches liave declared against It. Maybe your pastor or your congregation don't. I'd get out oltne Uttle rotten tiling l'rier Preparation for Cliulern Hint, thoroughly cleanse und disinfect till offensive nnd infection place In uud ubeut the abode, se that nothing but pure oxygen may be Inhaled Inte the system, bvcenu, keep thn ier ier sen unit apparel clean, and then fortify the health against nny Insidious cliance Impurities by pru dent prescriptions of lHrnr's l'cr.K Malt Wiiiskkv, nnd no ftars need he caruercd in nny kind. The bestphyslcIaiisstroiiRlycnderse nnd recommend this treatment as safe nnd sure. All relluljle druggists and grocers will furnish It. What a Ills I'lla of Ktbibles? In the course of a vcar a healthy man ubehas a re1 miputllCBWidliiwg nlieut three times his own weight el reed I Te dispose of thU rupilrcs asysti'in of wonderful nnd complicated Internal machinery, every part of which mutt be In per fect elder. When It Is In order our feed gives us pleasure When It Is out of order we endure the horrors or dysiH'pulii. llrewn's Iren Hitters Is the sworn fee of ilynpepiLi, and has mudu iiiiiny a sulTereilng merlul enlnyhls dinner. AmeiiK beiU of ethers Mr Henry llelnrlcli, Carendclct, Me writes, " llrewn's Iren Hitters cured me of Indigestion." Jerseys I Jerseys I ! Jerseys ! ! ! At 50c , 75C., ll.ee, I l.Z, 1.50. ti.OO, 2.V), up. R. E. FAHNESTOCK, Hext Doer te the Court Heuso, Lttucnater, Pa. -OOWKK3 & I1U11ST, 26 and 28 North Queen Street. ONE PRICE ! THE LOWEST ! NEW GOODS ! Some of you may net llke this. A drunkard don't llke te iiaie his Jug broke, aud I'm breaking jugs new. It's wlien I break your Jug that you get mad. That's nil right, if you'll get mad enough te pray. I've talked nearly an hour, and If you're tired get up and leave. Yeu can go te the spring, or fur lemonade, or te leek at the hlgli bridge Yeu bad better go, for, like ns net, I'll preach till 2 o'clock. Itlght around Lexington is seme of the fairest ground man evor loekod ou ; but Ged gets less rent out of it than for some of the poorest bills of Goergla. Some men liore own BOO acres of blue grass and don't pay Ged ten cents an aero. Heil nay himself after a while. Llke as net he'll take forty bushels an aero te make up for what He lias lest When a drought comes, you are get ting paid for your meamiess. 1 llke a gen gen gen oreus man. Heme say they don't want te be called liiarlseea ; if there's a l'harisoe in your church, put him In as a steward. Yeu want a liberal man. A Pnarisee gives ono eno one tcnth te the peer. Lord have morey en your uttioseum; yeu've get ciuo.eou in uauK aim wuen ueii cans en mighty sorry, but you for K!5yeu say j-i baveu't get It. Then ou're you go out in the strcet and pay $1,000 for a little, lousy Jersey calC One illustration and I'll nuit. At the battle of Franklin. Tenn., thore was a little fort that kept up a werse tiring en the Confederates than any ethor J:art of the enemy. Gen. Heed sent ids nil utant te glve iila compliments te General Cheatham and ask him te capture the fort After a little lie came back, baying General Cheatham was missing, and they thought lie was dead. He sent the adjutant again te Gen. Claiborne, and he been returned, say ing that Claiberue was missing, tee. Gen. Heed walked up and down en his wooden leg, and then bald; "Ge te Gen. Cockerill, give him my leve, and tell lilm 1 want that fort" Cockerlli, new in Congress, and the youngest general in the unuj', pointed out the fort te the First Missouri brigade. They took it, and he sunt ids loe back te General Heed with the news. New, I'm the Lord's adjutant, and I want you te take the fort of bin. Will you de it, brothren, will you de ItT Hurkl hark 'Us SOZOHONT 1 cry, Haste youths uud maidens, ceme aud buy. Come and u secret I'll unfold. At small expense, te young and old. A charm that will en both bestow A ruby lle, uud teeth like snow. M'KVIAI, NOTICES. l-erwjnn Who urn I'ant liny n 111 find Dr. Ken liedy's Knvorlte Itemedy Juit ubeut the medl medl clne they need when they needamcdlclneut all. The ten years which fellow that age ure full of dangers which de net threaten jeunger men nnd women. This preparation gives tone te the system, greatly expels Impuiltlcs and prevents the outcropping of diseases the seeds of which may have been sewn in earlier life. Why net lle out nil your days lu health and strength. Jlyie-lmd&w JUSTOl'ENEI) Kcweatlncs, New lUtlilcs, New I'erculi-4, New Prints. Ill mnnnts In Can ten Flannel, elegant quality as low as Sr. per yard. liemniinlH In Mmdln, best quality 0Ve. per ?srd. Ladles' Jlatbrlggan Hee, extra geed, n bargain at SJc Uui tme. C'eisct, we Knew, heats any hlng fur wear nnd comfort Hint Is ofleied uny where. Men's Unlaundrled hhli Is nt5He., worth u gieat deal meir. Yeu will ssy se after having tried them. Others have done se. Mill's llalhrlgg.in Cinleii-lilitH, erj litis und cry light, ull sizes, leug nnd short sleeves. BOWERS & HURST, NOS. 26 and 28 NORTH QUEEN STREET, - - Lancaster, Pa. Ile you cr have acute pains In your left breast extending te your nnns.nrsutTecatliig leellngs In region et your htartT It se you hae Ileait Disease Use Dlt. GUAVE.V IIKAIIT UKUt'I.ATUlt, a sure specific, f t.OU nor bottle. jr;atr- 'ite.N mrii:its. MALARIA Kilters the system fiem unknown causes, nt nil seasons, sli itters the Nerves, Impalis Diges tleu und Knfciblcs the Muscles. Brum's IRON BITTERS THE BEST TONIC. Trade Mark JJUAI.ITV 1'1'ltITl NOT (JUANT1TV. On Kery Itettle. Oulckly mid eemiilelely cures MAf.AUIA and Clltl.I.Snnil KKVKIth. Fer INTKltMlTl B.NT KKVints, bAssnuDi:, lack ok k.nkuev, it lias no equal. It enriches und purifies the bleed, stimulates the appetite uud stiengthcus the muscles nnd nenes. It docs net Injure the teeth, cause headache or produce constipation IJ e(icr Iren medicinet de. Kvruitn T J. Kku.lv, the patriotic nnd Bchol Bchel arly Catholic divine, of Arkansas, says : "I liave u?ed llrewn's Iren Hitters with the greatest satisfaction for Malaria, und us n pin dilutive of Chills and like diseases, nnd will always keep It ou hand as n ready frfend " ticnulne fus above tnide mark nnd cnwsicl red lines en wrapper. 'Jake no ether. Simla only by nilOWN'S CHEMICAL CO., li.Vl.TIMUKK.MI). Ladies' IIami Uoek uteliil and nttractUe, containing list of prizes for receipts, Informa tion about coins, etc., glv eu aw uy by all dealers lu medicine, or mailed te any udiliessen iccelpt of 2e stamp. (5) TTEAUQUAKTKKS FOlt THIS INDIAN MKDI01NK3, Ka-ten-ka and Medoc Indian Oil, -AT- Lecher's Drug Stere NO. a 1C AST KINO BT Lancaster, l'a. iieusEFUiiNianixu euuvh. T HIS CHEAPEST PLACE TO 11UY AT LOW PRICES STOVES, HEATERS, RANGES, Ceal Oil Lamps and Gas Fixtures, -13 AT- P. SCHAD Ne. 24 Seuth Queen Streot, feb27dvd LANCA8TKU I'A. Hl'HOTAVLES. cui'Kiuen SPECTACLES -AND- EYE-GLASSES. Microscopes, Kleld Glasses, Jlaromcterg, Tele scopes, Muirle lanterns, Thermometers. Draw ing Instruments, Philosophical nnd Chemical Apparatus. List and Descriptions of our Ten Catalogues sent KltKK en application. QUEEN & CO., NO. Wt CHESTNUT ST. marS-lydiw 1'IIILADKLl'iUA pOOK, STOCKS. WIIITB & QRKENOUQ1I. : BAflKErvS.B Ordera oxceuted for cash or en margin for all securlUea current In the New Yerk market. Correspondence Invited. AIEMIir.UAOY'TIIK NEW YOltK STOCK KX CIIANUKAND I'llOl'llIETOUS OV POOU'8 MANUAL OF JIAILWAYB. 46 Wall Streot, New Yerk. Qcu-iydoed F LINN &. ItltKNKMAN. : ;r- KTOt'ES. ECONOMY m HEATING! The Great Invontieu of the Age, Stenm aud Het Air combined, Fifty per cent. of fuel oaved. SIMPLE IE COUSTMOTIOK Ne Enginoer roquired te run it, no Explosions, no Gas, no Dust. Huudreds of certificates testify as te Its being the safest and most economical way of Heating Houses. Every Hoater warranted, and no pay required till thoroughly tosted. Gall and soe or send for circular. Soveral second-hand Het Air Furnaces en hand, us geed as new, will be sold at a bargain. Flinn & Breneman, NO. 152 NORTH QUEEN STREET. LANCASTER. PA, sn.xr.uirAHi:. H. Z. HHOADS. ATTENTION ! We would cr.ll attontlen of purchasers te the very flue and com plete line of modorate priced Ladies' Geld Watcuea, very much in demand Just at prosent, and we are well prepared te meet that de mand. We also have Geld and Silver Watchoe in a great variety of styles and at the low prices brought about by the long dopreesion of the tlmes. Our Nickel Watches at $5.00 are geed watches for the meney, and are going off very fast. We rocelvod the ethor day a large inveice of all the latest novel nevol nevel ties In Silver Jowelry, Oxydized, ote., very pretty aud worth Boo Boe ing ; would be ploased te have you call and soe them. H. Z. L.ANCASTKK, l'A. RHOAD8, Ne. 4 West King Street. 1100KH. B OOKH AND STATIONERY. JOHN BAER'S SONS, OKKEU AT LOWEST l'KICES, Blank Heeks, Writing Vapors, En clones, Writing Fluids and Inks, HOLLAND'S GOLD PENS, Steel Tens, Lead Pencils, 1'ecket Itoeks, Hill Heeks, Letter Uoelis, and an Asseitment of Fine and Staple btatienuiy. S- AT THE SIGN OK THE liOOK.-E NOS. 15 and 17 NORTH QUEEN STREET, LANCASTER, PA. HOVSEFUJIA'ISUlNa GOODS. JUIRK'S CARPET HALL. CARPETS ! CARPETS ! UEOrENlNU OF SHIRK'S CARPET HALL, We are new i rrenarna te show the tnifle the Largrstnua Uest Seiectcrt Line of Cnrpeta ever ex. T.. Wll TitVU VWI.Vl'TH nil ihn Tmiflnir UlnVna r.f IKiIiV A VIlV Ulll't'l'llV UIUI IVU III LUIS UllVi MiUtUilHi Adji-u uw - aei.m - e w 1IUU J llil f .d& liU A A UKUhSELS, TIIUEB-ri.Y, All-Weel and Cotten Olinln EXTKABUl'EUS, nnd all eualltles of IN OUAIN CAKl'ETS, OAJIASKaud VKNETIAN CAUl'ETH. IIAU and CHAIN L'Altl'fcTSnf our own manufacture u speciality. Bneclal Attention paid te tlie Manufacture of CUVrOM CAUl'ETa, Alaeat'ull Line Of OILCLOTHS, ftUUS, WINDOW 8IIAUKS, CO VEULKTS, Ac. AT SHIRK'S CARPET HALL, Oer. West King and Water Sta., Lancaster, Pa. tel,aVSni(1A lUAMPAGrlE. the BOUCHE KINKST "SEC." WINK NOW w- ANTKU. CHAMPAQNK IMl'OUTJt.11, ATUEIQAKT'S OL WINE STOUK, Ne. 50 East Kmu STnKKT. II. E. SLAYMAKKK, A(?t. E.tal)ll8hed, I7N1. leldMId mm: MANSION. THE "MANSION." ATLANTIC CITY, N. J. Tlie Leading nnd Largest Hetel. Finely leca ted, elegantly furnished and liberally muuiiiced Electric bells, lights, and all modern liuiuoiu liuiueiu meats. 0 oed orchestra. OHAS. MeQLADE, Jy7-Iina l'loprletor. A Yeung Man te Learn the Drug Business. Addles 111 niltlug: "l'HAUMACIST." ITEi.Li(iENCKuOi'rKE, Luucastvr, l'a. T HIS I'Al'KU IS 1'RINTKD WITH J. K. WRIGHT & CO.'S INK. Fairmount hk Worb, 2CLh aed Vm. Aveoae (anS-lyd I'UILADKLl'lJl A, l'A.
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