Venntsplvantigh peitoch.
BREEF FUN SCHWEFFLEBRENNER.
SCIILIFFLETOWN, Nov. 9t, ISO 9
MISTER FODDER ABRAIIA :
Kensht du der lawns Jack dort in der
-htadt wu selly Tseituug druckt net weit
fum eck grawd nivver him plate wu do
Revvy als cam morrickt slitand g'hot hut
we se ols bohna, tin sullawd, un shmeer
liase, un tswivvella un ollerlea so sacha
ferkawft but A dell kit heasa can der
eholly Jack, un ich hob aw shim heara
sawya dos er so ivvcr ous gout g'noddoord
un is otitifort in a tip-top gooter yoomer
1m so tillossoffical nu public shpiritted.
Do Idea woch bin ich amohl bekannt
warra mit ern Jack, un ich parnounce can
311 an bully gooter awer doch mus
sawya, dos ich gor nix abbordich
1:hollys on ears hob seana keuna, Er hut
:ner a breef g , shrivva dos er mich seana
set, of privaty bisness, un ich aw grawd
un oh in de shtadt nei. Iff course, ich
hpb net g'wist was er mit mer will, awer
bob gedenkt, doh gent mer onna and tint
amohl ous.
We MI in sci otlis nei bin war er dort
huckt, gons ellea, mit cans fun seina
)ea uf em dish tins onner so shreaks neava
BOW g'shtreckt tit' an seed weshtliche
.iirection his uf der budda. Er war in so
awrm shtool g'huckt mit em elbohya
em awrm fum shtool under kup so a
wennieh side ways uf der 'loud. Es war
About tsca uhr formiddogs, un e'er weg
er mer fore kumma is, so shwcar meet
:uh, tin down-hearted, konn ich aw sawya
Jos according tsu meim hcshta judgment
observfeashun hut er aw seller morya
nosh ken druppa fun eye-opener, odder
hnifter, odder jigger, odder shmeiler,
c.dder ennich ebbas fun der aurt dorrich
acs hols in sich nei g'numma. De fact is,
r war evva we so kterls sin ebmohis yusht
el) dos se sich uf feint un uf toona for his
aess.
Well, des ding war Boot, we ich nei bin
sci office, hut er net amohl weitallilty
cohot for of tsu slitea un hands
sheaka un sich so a wennich soashel
macha mit mer, awer dort is er hucka
geblivva we er war un hut mer g'sawt ich
set mich onna hucka. "Pit" secht er,
" husht mei breef grickt ?"
Yah," sog ich, " ich hob.”
" Luss amohl scan" Becht cr, •°ich
wb du bisht • eans fun donna wu nix
ked bitters tut nix-a-so."
"Well nay" hob ich g'sawt " ich du
ow)
Well dorm" secht or, "du musht
mich a wennich excusa—bleibyusht hucka
kumm grawd tin 3cr of un
tin der hinnera deer nous, un in a pear
iiinuutta war er widder tsurick. Awer
ich hob shun a differens genotist, for sei
lawk is mer grawd a wennich men cholly
:ore kumma—so a wennich dos waun er a
, ]ssly bobble wasser g'shluckt het we er
dort hinna Brous war. Donn is er awer
Jatohl on bisness, un mer hen for fullens
hoiway shtuud mitnonner g'shwetzt fun
awer ich konu der uet olles
breiva was g'sawt is warm. Ea mohl is
tr widder of un so hinna nous, un aw
Kidder tsurick in a paar minnuta, gons
an ouncrer monn—decidedly cholly un
]eabhaft. Er hut mer proposed dos ich
des breefa shreiva. in dor FODDER AnnA
iwi's Tseitung uf gevva set, un warm
it du donn wet er mich dings, for feinan
ahel un kommarshel edditor un misael
leanus mannetsher fun seiner Tseitung,
ibr er hut behawpt dos er mist an gooter
relelable mono haws for sei bigness tau
rnnna—eauer deer gor net sauft, un kom
pitent is der goota korrockter fun der
'beitung widder uf tau shtella. konns
net Flu, Becht er, for es holt can bissy de
arat-door terwet tau shoffa, so we de loft
warta un mit eana ebmohls a wennich
dort hinna nous gea un in aely rear en
trans nei in der saloon dort neava draw.
Er hut aw feel truvvel oUeweil fun weaya
denim Sennaters un Semly kit, for er
Jam nix men du mit eana. Forram
yohr, secht or, wars se all hunky dory,
an hen earn a chance gevva for ebbas
=elm, awer des yohr, secht er. sin de
prospects orrig poorly, un sell But cam
zw feel shawda, fbr de shtory is now in
Filldelfy un in Harrisborrick un ivverall
;'circulate dos or nix du konn om set-up
-Isness for Shpeeker fhm House un for
Atate Dresherer. Now meant er warn
- Jch mich on can din_ga dent, un eier FOD
-DER ABRAHAM'S T seitung droppa, un
ti sitshe breefa sbreiva, in set Eggsammin
-Iff Tseitung nei, donn dents earn korrock
art, un presstitch un frisher confidens
ovva, uu donn dent or ferloicht aw influ
rsa un shtanding kreeya we er ols g'hot
hat. Der weg we ich can fershtonna hob
hat era ols beim yohr g'hot for 'em alta
em on , tau deena, un but aw ols Boot ous '
4 - macht, awer dorrich des dos de letay
terla in de Sennet un Semly nei kumma
iin—soddiche we der Billingfelt, under
Warlll, un Reineel un Herr, un Gutshock
an der Wiley un soddiche, hut cr ufs
wennichsht a dausset dahler ferlora l for
-jell het er easy macha kenna, clear of ex
pens, warm ter a *ennich influence ivver
• Let.
Was mich now bcddert is des. Wann
ich now do pusaishen fun feinanshel un
kenmarshel edditor un miaselleanus man
-ietsher fpm Eggsamminer nemma dent,
dorm mist Lou evva de Shlinktowner
Mkt Office reseina, un sell, sogt de
Bevvy, weer an sartonty uf gevva for an
onsartenty. Un noch cans, secht so, wenn
eh mich dinga dent in so a crowd, dorm
- "lot mem gor net we mer's gea deat—fcr-
Jeicht noch gor we in Nei Yorrick sella
reohls we de demokmta, mer mei watch
I, 7 thtola hen.
Om negshta Durmershdog ivvcr acht
deg is aw was so der Dankagiving day
Imam. Doh im Shteddle soll der dog of
ollerlca weaya gleiert wrerra. De Mad-
dadislita wella meeting !lawn, moryots ten
(sea uchr. Der tiotisawetzer• nu der
Wsbwire Litwin - telt wella n( ch Kutztown ,
seller dog ; tins •Kitzclderfers gelits a raf
thug match for weishhinklc, enda un
hinkle, un aw a shooting match for tswca ,
fetty sci, 1111 covets soli aw an frolliek dort
sci, tin (101111, 100 k out tbr node-downs nu
drag-outs mit uine-shtrike whisky. Es is
aw a report allaweil dos der long-bchniek
hill tf , :elmeekafoos tin de Joe l'xareider
fechta wella om same dog—uf der shtyle
fun a prise-tight, for lint' dallier de side.
Der MI war doh de yohr als an ivver ous
tuffer ding tsu handla, abbordich in ma
ruff un tumble. We's cam aver gent
unuich em rule fum ring konn ich net
sawya. .loc Uxreider sawya se weer
gedrain'd un g'seienst. A wer fun so Finch
(lu ich midi net ob gpvva we ich als hob.
Pollytieks, tin in Slitate bisncss, un lit
tcrretshoor un seiens, sell sin de subjects
for dei hummbel sarvent un exdingwish
ter fellow-sitisen.
PIT SCIIWEFFLEIIIIENNEIL
N. B.—Wealth'. nemond (her first-rate
shtink kfes kawfa will, un aw dierre bohna
nn seesy ebble shnitz soddiche wu se
kocha nut de k'nep. De Bevy hut an
gooter shtock of hond alleweil. Der ktes
is so Beal we gold, un so shea un tseitich
dos tiler en reecha konn on a dista,na fun
tswansich yard. Se hut aw noch about a
dutzend het% full lodwierrick on drei
ficrtle dahler der limn. P. S.
THE JOSH BILLINUS PAPERS.
The District Schoolmaster.
There is one man iu this basement
world, that I alwuz look upon with mixt
eelings ov pity and respect.
Pitty and respect, az a general mixtur,
don't mix well.
You will lind them both traveling
around among folks, but not often grow
ing on the same bush.
When they do hug each other they mean
sumthing.
Pitty, without respect, hain't got much
more oats in it than disgust haz.
I had rather a man would hit me on the
side of the head than tew pitty me.
But there is one man in this world to
whom 1 alwus take oph my hat, and re
main uncovered until he gets safely by,
and that is the distrikt schoolmaster.
IVhen I meet him I look upon him az a
martyr just returned from the stake, or on
hiz way there tew be cooked.
Ile leads a more lonesum and single
life than an old bachelor, and a more
anxious one than nn old maid.
lie is remarked just about as long and
affectionately az a gide board iz by a
traveling pack pedlar.
If he undertakes tew make hiz skollars
luv him, the chances are he will neglekt
their laming; and if he don't lick them
now a,ad then pretty often, they will soon
lick him.
The distrikt skoolmaster hain't not a
friend on the fiat side of earth. The boys
snow ball him during recess; the girls put
water in hiz hair die; and the skool com
mittee makes him work for half the money
a bartender gets, and board him around
the naborhood, where they give him rhy
coffee, sweetened with molasses tow drink,
and kodflsh bawls 3 tiznes a day for vittles.
And wlth aall thlksibftei b riefer beard
' ov a diStrikt skoolMatter, Swearing enny
thing louder than—condem it.
Don't talk tow me about this pashunce
ov anshunt Job. Job had pretty plenty
ov biles all over him, no doubt, but they
were all ov one breed.
Every yunc , one in a distrikt skool iz a
bile ov a different breed, and each one
needs a different kind ov poulties to get a
good head on them.
Adistrikt skoolmaster, who duz a square
job and takes his kodfish bowls reverent
ly, iz a better 41an to-day tow hav tieing
around loose than Solomon would be ar
rayed in all ov hiz glory.
Solomon wuz better at writing proverbs
and managing a larger family than he
would be tew navigate a distrikt skool
hous.
Enny man who haz kept a distrikt skool
for ten years, and boarded around the
naborhood, ought to be made a mager
gineral, and hav a penshun for the rest ov
hiz natral days, and a boss and waggin
tew do hiz going around in.
But az a general consequence, a dis
trikt skoolmaster hain't got any more
warm friends than an old blind ox hza.
He is just about as welkum as a tax
gatherer iz.
He is respekted a good deal az a man is
whom we owe a debt ov 50 dollars to and
don't want tew pay.
He goes through life on a back road, az
poor az a wood sled, and finally iz missed
—but what ever bekums ov his remains,
I karat tell.
Fortunately he iz not often a sensitive
man; if he was, he couldn't enny more
keep a distrikt skool than he could file a
kroes-cut saw.
'Whi iz it that these men and women
who pashuntly and with crazed brain
teach our remorseless brats the tejus
meaning ov the alphabet, who take the
fust welding heat on their destinys, who
have to lay the stepping atones and en
kurrage them tew mount upwards, who
have dun more hard and mean work than
enny klass on the footstool, who have
prayed over the reprobate, strengthened
the timid, restrained tle. outntgious, and
flattened the imbecile; who hf&V Jived on
kodflsh and vile co.*, and *WI been
heard to swear—whi is it that they are
treated like a vagrant fiddler, danced to
for a night, paid oph in the morning, and
eagerly forgotten?
I had rather burn a coal pit, or keep the
flys out ov a butcher's shop in the month
of August, than meddle with the skool
bizzness.
Tun friends of Dr. Paul Schoeppc (who
was convicted of the murder of Mary
Steinnecko by the Cumberland county
court) have made application to Governor
Geary for a pardon. Some distinguished
physicians, it is said, have examined the
testimony, and are convinced that the
prisoner should not be hung on the medi
cal and pharmaceutical testimony elicited
during the trial.
THE jewelry store of R. E. Shapley, in
Mechanicsburg, Cumberland county, was
broken into and robbed' of about 81,000
worth of jewelry, on Tuesday night of last
week. The safe was blown open with
powder, and although a young man slept
in a room over the store, and there were
dwellings all around it, the robbers were
apt heard.
„father lbrahatteo
A LI'CICY clergyman in New 1 - 90.
;t $5,01.)0 wedding fee last week.
Oxli: farmer in Chester county has made
:27,000 gallons of cider this sea:,on.
TII ERE are thirty slate quarrriys in 1. vs
High county, worth two millions dollars. (
A NORTH CA IzoLINA clergyman has{
invented a mouse-trap ; sold his patent.
for t'. 4 11,000, and quit preaching.
FEMALE school teachers in Ilannibal,i
Mo., are in great demand for wives. Five;
have been married within a short time.
A YOUNG man at - Bloody Run, last
week, died from the effects of eat Mg chest
nuts and drinking cider.
BRIGHAM YOUNG does the divorces in
his dominions for the extremely small sum
of tun dollars, and no questions asked.
THOMAS JOHN PENN, the last male de
scendant of William Penn. the founder of
Pennsylvania, is dead.
A. WESTERN paper heads its notices of
births, marriages and deaths, with the
terms "hatcned,watchedand despatched."
SEVEN millions of acres of public, lands
were entered under the homestead , laws
during the• past fiscal year, yielding the
Government over $4,000,000.
PHILADELPHIA has an estimated port ,
lation of 785,000 souls, which makes it
the fourth city as regards size in the
civilized world.
FUNERAL services over the body of Mr,,
Peabody have been ordered by Queen
Victoria, to be held in Westminster
Abbey.
RECEIPTS amounting to $81,239.50 are
acknowledged by Mr. H. Gaylord, Treas
urer of the Mondale fund, up to the 4th
inst.
THANKSGIVING DAY is to be made an
occasion of enjoyment and banqueting to
the inmates of the various Soldiers' Or
phans' Schools.
SENATOR CAMERON and several dis
tinguished Pennsylvanian agriculturistg
and horticulturists purpose visiting the
Georgia State Fair.
IT is announced that two-thirds of the
Presbyteries have ratified the re-onion of
the Presbyterian churches by the required
majority.
REAR ADMIRAL CHARLES STEWART,
United States Navy, died at his residence
in Bordentowu, N. .1., on Saturday, in
the ninety-second I;ear of his age.
A JERSEY shore hunting party of three
men returned home after five days ab
sence with eight Huge deer. They caught
their game ou Pine Creek, Lycoming-co.
Gov. FENTON has taken rooms in
Washington for the session at $350 a
week. When first he was in Washington
as a member of Congress, he and Senator
Wilson boarded at one dollar a day.
SPECIE isn't very abundant in Nevada.,
The Grass Valley Union says that " the
jingle of a half-dollar can be heard from
one end of the State to the other."
THE grain fields in most parts of the,;
State look very promising. A great maul
fields were sown later than usual, but t
sRi
recent heavy rains oa - •
sprang up. rapidly, and 0 • s- ( 1
fields are now green and thrifty.
GRAIN has fallen in price in the West,
and that fact has caused a depression in
business, iu that region. High prices
cannot longer be maintained, and busi
ness men might as well trim their sails
for the altered wind.
THE report that appeared in the New
York and Philadelphia papers that Secre
tary Boutwell had determined that the
government would resume specie payment
on the first of the year is authoratively
denied by the Secretary.
Art infant child of Mr. F. S. Giles, of
York, Me., was recently poisoned to death
by sucking a green veil which the nurse
had thrown over its face to keep the flies
THE Philadelphia Inquirer has been en
larged by the addition of a column to each
of its eight pages. We are not surprised
at this unmistakable evidence of success.
The Inquirer is in every respect a news
paper of the first class. .
THE .death warrants of John Fields and
Zachary Taylor were issued by Governor
Geary on Saturday last. Their execution
is set down for the 4th proximo, the for
mer to be hung at Williamsport, and the
latter at Butler.
GEORGE PEABODY, the eminent Ameri
can tinancierand distinguished philanthro
pist, died at London near midnight on
Thursday of last week. History will
hardly fail to give him a line iu the records
of a period more than usually pregnant
with great and stirring deeds and active,
if not illustrous men.
MAN—Bo ,y, art thou endeavoring to entice the
onths the barbed hook on whose point is tied a
BOY—No sir, I'm fishin.
our gime gar .
__What word will make you sick if you
leave one of the letters out? Music.
---A delicate parcel to be forwarded by
rail—a young lady wrapped up in herself.
--John, (lid Mr. Urceit get the medi
cine 1 ordered :"•I poesy so," replied
John, " for I ~ , ;tov (Tapp on the door the
next rooming."
—Texas papers say that if " those con
founded greasers don't stop stealing cat
tle, there'll he some chawing up done some
night, and it won't be us that will get
bit."
--Tom asked a% old " ten-per-cent''
what he wanted to itcumulate so much
money for. Says he, `• You can't take it
with you, and if you could it would melt."
—A Milesian horn on the last of the
year, felicitates himself on his narrow
escape of not being born at all.
"lie jabers," says he, " and if it had
been the next day what would have be
come of me?"
—A. lady asked a pupil at a public ex
amination of the Sunday school, " What
was the sin of the Pharisees ?" " Eating
camels, man n," quickly replied the child.
She had read that the Pharisees "strain
ed at gnats and swallowed camels."
—" The blessed man that preached for
us last Sunday," said Mrs. Partington,
"served the Lord for thirty years—first
as a circus rider, then as a locust preacher,
and last as au exhauster."
—A gravestone in the Itockville, Con
necticut, cemetery, has this epitah:
" In memory of Jane Bent,
Who is mourned by her kindred dear,
Who kicked up her heels and away she went,
And we planted the old gal here."
—An exchange paper has the following:
"It is said that there are more editors
unmarried than any other class of profes
sional meu.” For the reason, we suppose,
that the majority of them are men of fine
sentiment, and do not wish to starve any
body's sister.
—When Anna Dickinson was at Salt
Lake City, a crowd gathered at the hotel
to serenade somebody, when a call was
made for "Miss Dickinson." A dispute
took place as to whether it was a " Miss"
or "Mister," when a ccmpromise was
effected by an individual who shouted,
" Bring it out !"
A charming young friend of Judy's, who
has got tired of the prevailing fashion of
short dresses, recently horrified her
friends by declaring she would putan end
to herself. She subsequently explained, to
their great relief, that she only meant to
resume '• long trails."
RATHER FOGGY.---" One day, ofl• the
coast of North Carolina," writes a corre
spondent, "we got into a fog that lasted
us the three day watches, so dense that
we could not see the channel ; the steamer
cut through it three miles astern, like a
new road cut through a cedar swamp.
Lounging along forward, about seven in
the forenoon watch, I drifted in earshot
Of two jolly tars, as one of them put out a
• feeler i■ this wise :
" say, Bob, did you ever see such a
as thts 'ere before ?,
•of rraata, I tione tii*A e wen
6 Opler4 along the TehliCl3anifts and
...',Mato that this 'ere stuff wouldn't
be more than a bit of mist alongside of.'
" 'How thick was it, Bob ?,
M 'Well, once when I was in the old
Rifleman, and we were goin' out to
Quebec after deals, we run into a thg-bank
olio day that carried away our jib-boom
and stove in our bulwarks. There was a
lbt, of gulls and other big birds stuck fast
alltn among the fog, jest like sheep in a
big snow drift ; not a bird of them could
move a wing. We'd been on allowance of
water thr two weeks, and the carpenter
sawed chunks enough out of that 'ere fog
tosil every cask in the ship. It was tip
top water that fog made ; but it didn't
melt very fast. Some of it wasn't incited
wt.en wo got back to Liverpool, three
months afterwards.'
"This was his story, and a mighty
foggy one it was, too."
COL. E. L. DRAKE, the original dis
coverer of petroleum, dlod last week in a
I n
Connecticut poor hou The Titusville
Herald says : " About ile below Titus
ville the first oil well d ick that was ever
built, in this or any other country, is still
to lie seen. It is sad to reflect that the
man who first bored for oil, and by his
pluck and perseverance not only flooded
a community with sudden riches, but in
crowd the wealth of the world, died as a
common pauper.),
Pr is said that after the first of Novem
ber ja reduction of 20 per cent. is to be
on the wages of the laborers on the
vlvania and other leading railroads.
tribe to engulph into the
allurement?
S, M. MVERS. JACOB 11.ATIIMON.
I 001) NE WS FOR 'I'II E PEOPLE!
GRAND OPENING OF THE
sEASON!
sub-criticni have just returned from tin
Eastern 'Mork - cis with the largest
and best assortment of
OVER AND DRESS COATINGS,
All colors and all grades; Cassimeres in great
variety—all the latest and best styles in the
market, suitable to all tastes, and the prices
within the reach of every one. All of which
we are prepared to shake up in the best style,
and at, the shortest notice, and at the Lowest
Cash Prices. Our stock df
MEN'S, YOUTH'S AND BOY'S READY.
MADE CIA;THINV,
is very large, and gotten up with great care,
and will be sold very low,
(READY-MADE DEPARTMENT on 2d Floor.)
We have a fine line of
GENTLEMEN'S FURNISHING GOODS.
All our goods have been selected with care,
and purchased at the very lowest cash prices.
All we ask of you 18 to call and examine our
stock for yourself, and you will say truly the
half has not boon told.
MYERS & RATIIFON,
Southwest corner of Centre Square,
Lancaster, Penu'a
Oct&tf.]
REMOVAL
To
BEAU MONDE HALL!
531 PENN SQUARE, 531
READING, PENNA.,
BEAVERS,
CLOTHS, CASSIMERES,
SPRING AND SUMMER WEAR
ALSO,
BOY'S CLOTHING,
GENTLEMEN'S,
FURNISHING GOODS!
LEVI O. COLEMAN, Cntter.
BUCH
.86 BRO.,
MAI] PROPRIETORS
MARSHALL SON'S
BOOT AND SHOE STORE,
CENTRE SQUARE, LANCASTER, PA
ANOTHER FRESH ARRIVAL-01u Us A CALL
The only place for good and substantial work
sat
Where can be seen the largest and best assort
ment of Men's and Boys,
BOOTS AND SHOES
lOW 11, •
tee i'llettNllA
4.1." 464 T 4614k -and am t
*, Shoes, Balmorals
,Chiliren 8 Pban
• and uttoned Gaiters.
.11.• Also, RUBBERS OF EVERY RIND, which
we invite you to call and examine; feeling eon
fitlent that we can warrant all to
no 20-Iy]
REINHOLD & STUBBS,
No. 104 North Queen St., f Square above
the It. R. Depot.
BOOT AND SHOE DEALERS.
Have just arrived from the city with a large and
elegant stock of Boots and Shoes, Gaiters,
etc., superior to any ever before brought to
this market, which are offered at• the fol
lowing astonishing low prices :
Men s Calf Boots $B.OO to $7.00
Box-toe Congress Gaiters.... 3.00 to 4.00
" Bal m oral Gaiters MO to 3.00
'• ms 2.00 to 8.00
" Lasting Congress Gaiters 3.00 to 875
" Oxford Tie 2.75 to 3.50
Boys' Gaiters , 2.00 to 8.00
Calf Balmorals 1.30 to 2.00
Youtns Calf Balmorals 1.26 to 1.75
Ladies high-polish Lasting Gaiters. 2.50 to 3.25
" Lasting Balmorals L 25 to 1.75
" Lasting Con Gaiters 1.50 to 2.00
" fine Glove Rid Button Boot.. 3.26 to 4.00
i• 44 g_We Kid Polish 800 tr... 2.60 to 8.25
" " llerooso Button 800 t.... 2.25 to 9.00
" " Goat Balmoral 9.09 to 2.00
" " Turkey Morocco Button. 8.00 to 8.75
" Kid Heel 51ipper5......... 1.96 to 1.75
" " Goat Slippers 1.00 to 1.23
Misses Goat high-polish 1.75 to 9.60
" Lasting high-polish 2.00 to 9.25
Children's shoes of all kinds 50 to 1.50
416 -An inspection of the stock is solicited.
461-Our work is all warranted.
41;i-All kinds of custom work manufactured
in the very best style at short notice, at the
lowest sash prises.
may?-Om) BBINHOLD I STUBBS.
FRUIT JARS!
FRUIT JARS!
FRUIT JARS!
The best Fruit Jar is the MASON JAS.
SAFE, RELIABLE AND SIMPLE.
EVERY JAR WARRANTED.
50 GROSS FOR SALE,
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL.
Also, other good Jars, and the choicest selection
of GROCERIES in the city,
AT Nc. 03 EAST KING STREET
jy 16-tf D. S. BURSK.
Claim Agency.
JAMES BLACK,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
MILITARY AND NAVAL CLAIM AGENT,
No. 56 East King-st., Lancaster, Pa.
Being duly licensed as a Claim Agent, and
having a large experience, prompt attentien
will be given to the following classes of claims:
BOUNTY and PAY due discharged Soldiers and
Sailors.
BOUNTY (additionallbto Soldiers who enlisted,
for not less than 2 or 8 years, or were hosua
hly discharged for wounds received. .•
BOUNTY (additional) to Widr
Parents of Soldiers who dises
om it
valved or disease ntraoted
PENSIONS for inva idlers
to their widows or o ren.
PENSIONS for fathers d mot
sisters of deceased soldiers,
were dependent.
PENSIONS and GRATUITIEI
their Widows from Pennsylv
of kilt.
PAY due Teamsters, Arttdeet
ployees of the Government.
PAY due for horses lost In tl
servioe.
CHABONS.—Fees Mr sad 1
ao ease will charges be made
iseolleoted.
Clothing.
PORTICO ROW,
=I
VESTINGS, &c., &c.,
EiM
BEE
Boots and Shoes.
MARSHALL'S,
WEAR WELL
Groceries, Atc.
ITEI
Prolesettonal.
oJ. DICKEY,
• ATTORNEY AT LAW.
OFFICE: SOUTH QUEEN ST., seeotal house he
low the " Fouh lain Inn," Lancaster,
JB. LIVINGSTON,
• ATTORNEY AT LAW.
OFFICV.: No. 11 NORTH DUKE ST., west skit.
north of the Court Douse, Lancaster, Pa.
CHARLES DENITES,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
OFFICE: N 0.3 SOUTH DUKE STREET, Lan
caster, Yu.
JOHN B. GOOD,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Or Pies: N 0.56 EAST RING ST.; Lancaster, Pa
JW. JOHNSON.
• • ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Oltrzez: No :!5 SOUTH QUEEN ST., Laneto
ter, Pa.
P. ROSENATILLER, JR.,
• ATTORNEY AT LAW.
°mos: With A. Henn S vrn Esq., South
Queen St., opposite the office of "Father Afire.
barn," Lancaster, Pa.
AC. REINOEITL,
• ATTORNEY AT LAW.
FicE: No. 3 SOUTH DUKE ST., Lancaster
JOHN P. REA,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Orrice: With lion. 0.. T. DICKEY, N 0.21 SOUTH
QUEEN ST., Lancaster, Pa.
MARTIN BUTT,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Omen of the late Hon. THADDEV STEVENS
No. 28 South Queen St., Lancaster, Pa.
A MOS H. MYLIN,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
OFFICE: No. 8 SOUTH QUEEN ST., Lancaster
j K. RUTTER,
to_• ATTORNEY AT LAW
OFFICE: With General J. W. FISHER, NORTH
DUKE ST., Lancaster, Pa.
.13F. BAEIt,
• ATTORNEY AT LAW.
OFFICE: No. 10 NORTH DUKE Street, Lasea•
ter Pa. Mee 184.1-r
Reading Advertisements.
T_T MALTZBEIVER,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
No. 4J NORTH SIXTH ST., Reading, Pa
GEORGE SELTZER,
to • ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLER
AT L.W.
No. 604 COURT STREET, (opposite the Court
House,) Reading, Pa.
Medical.
IN VALIDS " HYGEIAN HOME."
N. It. ADAMS, M. D., Physielan-in•Chief.
Dr. Adams has studied and attended Medical
Lectures and Hospitals, both in New York and
Philadelphia, and been a successful practitioner
of the "Healing Art" for many years; ho is
therefore eminently qualified by Medical Edu
cation, Surgical skill, and great experience for
the position of Physician and Surgeon in a
large Health Institute. Invalids seeking healtl.
will find at our cure every fluidity for the re
covery of health. Pure, soft, spring water.
healthful diet and excellent bathing facilities
combined with Swedish Movements, and a ju.
dicious application of Electricity, and all Na
ture's great curative Agents, regulated by a
skillful Physician, enables us to cure when a
cure is possible.
The tall and Winter months are considered
best for treatment, especially in our mild and
genial climate.
SUROICAL OPERATIONS of all kinds performed
according to tie lstest and most approved
methods.
airOBSTETIUOAL cases and all PRIVATE Pte.
HAMM as well as Dyspepsia, Rheumatism err!
Liver Complaint, are treated with success.
For Circular, address the Proprietors, Brown
& Middlekauff, Wernersville, Barka Co., Pa.
Oct. 22411
tIDR.SACE'S
pr A TA R R 4
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ered a remedy that cures Consumption, when
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all diseases whether of mind, body or estate,
make men live forever, and leave death to play
for want of work, and is designed to make our
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Heaven itself shall be but a side show. Yon
have heard enough of that kind of humbuggery,
and we do not wonder that you have by this
time become disgusted with it. But when I
tell you that Dr. Cage's Catarrh Remedy will
positively cure the worst cases of Catarrh, I only
assort that which thousands can testify to.
Try it and you will be convinced. I will pay
Rawest, for a case of Catarrh that I cannot
cure.
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Address the Proprietor,
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the United States.
For sale by
ALFRED A. RIIIItEY,
WEST KING STREEDT,ruggist,
ootft-ly] LANCASTER, PA.
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Father to Daughter,
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