usiffittanifict
.7 . FUN SIOIIWEFFLEBRENNER.
ftlalliq ftiii der Widfraw Welder.
Scludmarromr,
Jan. 5, 1869. j
.11110ftsit I'oHW:ft ABRAHAM:
Irek wefts net we's is, awer es denkt 'Welt
*or hed sella "continued " unna draw du
deietsht woeftwe lth glinentioned hob des
itjA die ishiont7 ftm der Widfraw Wohler
iirtic4 tuella iyet de woeh, for sell, eecht
Ilevvyy 'osier weg, des de leit wiesa the
ditiekly fiertieh is odder net. Anyhow
Ow fun mehig inebhberls weh'er is grawd
der uegpht riyver k,umma un Mit
WitiWt des a bestitdeal fun der shtory het
ish yo iirver litipt;'un &inn hob ich ears
"Wm* die telc's 'mein het in my negeh
lier breef ni tsu du, well . de gone g'shicht
Us ling is fir isaneihi.
in now, doh pats for de balance derfu:
.Verfteind moan is donn uf un huckt
niik onna for si nacht essa, un de widths"
lad
earn g'saset er set sick seiwer
!Minn secht er: " Yoh well awer, uf
sotnrse, du netumsht der aw an sits on der
dirth un esht iu, fer wenn du net dusht
Una ich's selwer net enjoys." ,
sseht se, " ich hob shun long
Isiaseht gessa, awer ferleieht kennt ieh
iii each ebbs& extra nenuna.;'
111114 1,7 f course; kannsht," Becht er, "for,
Illikflem hate "folder seddamer feel meaner
=litre fOr common. Do, luss mich der
& shunka fleash uf
•-duller du-des is uf course fun Beim•
ena soles nn shmoka."
44 Yah," .secht de . widfmw, "my or
mistSershturwoner monn war ols so on ig
sirubtittltuiteash,un er but ols uftmohls
das neniond deat besser fershtea
ich we mer can solst un shmoked."
goot derfore das er aw an
wan fun guter fershtond
Allier hund un de katz wara es g7wohnt
aka. awv ols .bei tau maths, neavich der
416144.001 de widfraw hut yeadas fan calla
a shartitly tau essa gevva.
04- Bell ispasiteaner hund, un de kotz aw,"
siaig-derentoun.
Yjib mac Worm hut se ols so orrig ge-
We se fierticii wars donn is de widfraw
rl-4h ob-rawma, under moan hut druf
&Ist ears tsu helfa.
aim, we alies ftertich war, hut se sich
g'huckt,alttool under mono of en
estnerec. Donn is se widder of un exam
jowl si ruck, eb er net boll drunks is, un
disatittle hut se ruin gedrcat—de onner
side geaya's lire un donn amohl on de uhr
os uckt, un es war exactly a fiertle ivver
"linsura," secht der monn, " es is noch
set shporit—husk dick doh onna, for ich
balm der sawya, an monn we ich, der
shun rum kumma is iu der welt we ich, in
Chitifornia un feel onnery pletz, set net in
hurry si for weider gea warm mer on so
gin guter plats hunt we des do, mit so an
Slay fraw earn so Boot obtsuworda.
'•California!+ seeht de widfraw—" (in
Amegs - ht &eh now net das du fu,n Wirer
*** lumonshat" Somehow, se hut olefort
ago glawa ghat das we der Sam Shnyder
illo aochbershat ferlussa hut is er noch
gonga. Doch war 815 sell net
sure. We se sally froke on der monn
hitt, is earn alles, somehow, orrig
allrifole 6 1 1 karma. 4i
Yob," seeht der
111111111 m, "-Joh war fear yohr in Clatiff:train,
11114 war aw of ma shit in unnershiodliche
.la fun der welt. ,,
"Is es donn migLich!"
4 ,, a is aw koryose,” secht der moan,
"Om mer So orrig uft ea kloss leit aw-
-fir de kea heamat hen, un doch
macs, aver risht. tors week fools,
an AIX welters duhna for sick selwer, un
Widmer ode Wks, for de same ursach.
"Un was Is do= de ursach?”
4' El weeiht's nett"
•,. Nay; ich konns net sawya.”
. Becht er, " Well di weibelelt se
,APP* im shlecht um, gems se for
11101ennes item In de welt un gevva nix
wu ovum odder we's eana welter
floSsehew, sevramall tswea shtill g'huckt
isl* elfish mlXuutta.
Wetly , aecht de widfravr, " wane de
INltsdelt awer Intruvvolkumma, dekenna
sit Wise with der welt rum we de monns
*l---laWeet eatlS missa derheam bletva un
ilOgoet dians iffier konn. Un kit denk
palm mer de Wohret wist," secht se,
"doll hats aw feel - weitedelt do yusht so
pay ursaeh hotta fort tan gea." 4
-•` f eslu;sr Rill peril
dlawa."
"Now," secht de iddfraw, " weil du so
Allhig in Ualifornis wsrsht. will 'ieh dtch
obbas'fkohys—Salti • nee 'bekonnt
eiarra, mit emu Shnyder—der EfonEldhny
art
"simpler? Was—der Sam simyder?
Ei er is elms fun meine beshey freind. Un
is es (limn miglich das du mit eam
be
kunnt bright?"
•' Ei yah—ich war eau als Boot bekonut
--we kb noch a waffle war—un wtt nit
we bight du eau Bonn bAannt warra?"
"Ich un ter wara beinonner of eam
un de Bons tseit (las vier in Califor
nia warn."
"L n we ktimmt c r dnnn aw—is er
g'sund?'.
" So g'sund das a mensh si konn, un so
shtorriek un so hearty we an shoff ux,"
secht er.
" 1.7 n tif COLINV, er is ;LW content; un
happy?"
"Well, fun sedum kanu icholleweil nix
sawyer—yusht ich w•eas this er geld ge
maeht hut, is reich un kummt rso Boot aw
we so leit for common duna.,,
" tru hut er aw• Ri fraw bei Rich g'hot in
California?"
"Si fraw ! Der Sam is aw eans fun
denim wu kea fraw hut "-
" Oh—ieh hob yusht net g'wbit—de fact
is—ich----du immht—ich hob evva net
g' wist for sure eb er fraw hut odder net, '?
secht de widfraw.
“ Nay,” secht der monn, "der Sam is
!loch leddich; Ich keno ems gout un weas
aw warum das er noch leddich
"vow," seeht de - widfraw, "Hog mere
dock—yusht weil ich•ean ois .so goot be
konnt war, for sell dent ich anyhow gleicha
tsu wissa."
“ Ei er hut mer seiwer mea das amohl
g•sawt das es eantsich Wetbsmensh des
er geglichft hut, un heira hut wella, is
amohl mit cam ous-glolla ; un earn der
sack gevva, un donn is er ob usy lint de
nochbershaft ferlussa.”
"Un hut er der eara nawma g , silwt?"
"Der tersht nawmaw eas ich 1100j1sept, ,,
secht er, "es is Lizzy."
We er sell g'sawt hut is de wig:OWN of
g'shtonna un gedu das wann se tealobas
gucka wet. Der mom but a*Cfillsea
das se ahhordidh feel in dem Sam dhupler
interest is, un donn froked elm
"Ferlicht ketuoght dude hizzy.”
" Yah ich du." secht se.
" Do& now uet! Uf wail* swicdtuk
MI aw g'heiert allewell, un leotht mit
(limn 'noun."
• Nay," secht se, "eara numpLis deat,
-- shun long."
Den Sam wterd se weld gum-Wagger
gessa hawa---denksht net?"
" We set ieh sell wissa?"
"Ei bisht net earn freind?” •
" Yah des bin ieh—als
'• Well Bonn, setsht aw wissa eb se welt
ebbas fum Sam denkt:'
" Now," geeht se, " *atm du Ater .fer
shprecha duslit nix tsu neniond sawys—un
a w net tsu cam selver warm du 'yea
widder seasht, donu will id' dera nzsietly
•
sawya."
"Donn yusht sawgs—fer ich ferebsprech
dens a secret tsu holta."
• " Well donn, sog ich der; das se hut can
neat net fergessn.
Dem monn si shtool is ufs wennichsht
sivva tsoll neacher nivver tsu der widfraw
earm shtool g'shlipt.
We kummts donn das se annonner net
besser fershtonna hen?" froked de wid
fraw.
" Ei," seeht er, " se sin oils ohna
ursach—so We de yungy led elmnohls
duns.''
" 1.7 n hut er deer alles g'sawt?"
"Yah alles—we mer mitnonner of em
Ala wara."
" Hut er de Lizzy , orrig gebleamt?"
"Nay—net so feel das gbh . selwci. Er
hut mer tait rsawt das wane er yusht
tsurick gonga wter tin het ea goots wurt
g'shwetzt mit der Lizzy donn weer apes
recht kumma "
Uf course . wars " Becht se, " for se hut
vier aft glsawt das se can Fern genumma
het wanner ristertiftddertiamma weer."
"We is se donn awkumma mit 'em
menu vu se noehderhond g'heiert hut?"
" Well, so-so—er war orrig goot tsu
eam "
" Awer du meansitt se 'bets' doeh besser
geglicha waun se 'eat Sam si fraw wter
g'west?"
" Well yah,” secht se, " uf conrse.”
" Sell% was mich froh macht tau hearal'
Becht der monn. "Un now mus ich der
nw an secret gevva—un du musht der
Lizzie sawya—sog ten earn: Lizzie 1—
Ei was macht dish donn so hrehreckal)
"Oh, nix welders—di Althorn is so feel
we—we muter daa ich ala helumnt war—
awer—go on—sog was lob du soil."
" Well, log er des der Sam noch so feel
fun ears denkt das amohl; das er glicklich
genunk war in der welt farms'fortune tan
macha; un das want sets reed is doan
will er kununa un de Waft fan seine
dawya um de hell leawasnit cara."
De widfraw wax, widder ahtill for a pear
minnutta, un det top e letlitt un a wen
nich nes% nous geguc
" Well," secht der moan, "wit's der
Lizzy sawYaint
"Ich will."
" LTn mind. krgess net tan sawya das
der Sam se haws will for si fraw."
"Ich sog eons ones," sec& se.
" Pu was denksht das se solo dertsu?"
Ei was konn se sawys? Yah," sogt
se, " sell is sure geautda "
"Hurts for de Lissy!" Becht der njonn,
un grickt se aw grawd fesht nu gebt er a
buss."
" Lus mach gea," secht se—" nemond
des der Sam konn sell kumma."
" Un nemond das der Sam seat etch's
unnernemma," un we sr aell angt mist er
al folshy hohr un grosser bord thin kop,
un sure encash dort mato-dig Siam tm do
Lizzy, face to face! Even der hand un de
kotz hen gedu des warm 'se Named' hetta
day der mono mit em *mai un
*de shitoSertsw 4k! "het a Melva
un sick erheam "Dacha in sellam grossa
awram ehteotdeet did* as diee Wert.
De bochteldt. to„JhgeVanteut i*aer
woch, un doe Maya AIR-11i ohor -mama els
noch utemotta plate.
/eh hob inch an onnery guty shy,
Ina welly 'Ada Lek eleh an osummnuaill.
Prr Scumarmaasulennea.
' A.
' 'Nitta&
nfflatiltir tirm ORLIIT.AE
SPED 'HIS MENA
Tie St. Louis ZWlnsoeral of Dec. 80,says:
AllllllWitehtfted lithintlifilt 'touts, a pto- .
feselonal gentleman% of ,Arliable judgment,
his just returned from Washington, /where
he had an intraditikallo Mal litsident
and very pleasantly relates eimwacteristiemof
the interview that go Sar4eiatigbit the clear
thought and the intispodest judgment of
the man whom the pessple4imsor. We hope
to bear from our friend often, and present
his sketch this morning under hi own title
of—
AIWA niMilnlAMit 41inliiiiiniin. GRANT.
It was my g... fortune thin morning to
spend a short t . e with the man to whom,
more than any other, the eyes of the nation
are at present turned.
The headquarters of the armies of the
United States is an unassuming two-story
building, formerly a private residence, di
rectly opposite the NaVy Department. In
company with a Mend your correspondent
presented himself; inquiries g of an orderly in
die hall if the General ,Was in. Receiving an
affirmative reply, our cards were sent in.
In a few moments we were requested to
walk up stairs to the General's aloe. •
His office is a front room on the second
floor, about siztaen4eet by 4WD- It la
carpeted with si *psis carpet of bright,
cheerful colors, giving the room - the air of a
parlor rather than that of a business office.
There are two windews in front and ona at
each side. By the side window Ja a low
desk fora member of hie shot I§l'e
_r jt is a
table about six kdf long, onvoisit ft plies
and bundles of official documents, all tied
with the inevitable red tape. Grant's desk—
a common office desk—is between the front
windows. A frame covered with suspended
maps and half a dozen charts eoutplelle , the
furniture.
When we entered Ilie-Oesepa •waseut. In
a moment he entered by 0 side door. No
one could fall to reeog a lthh instantly.
g i
The likeneses one sees everywhere are ver
like indeed. They do not flatter, as is until
the case, neither do they make him yours r
than he really appears. The pictures we see
of Johnson are not like him ; he is much
older, more wrinkled and careworn than
they represent him. Not so, however, with
Grant. The pictures of the shops, the par
lors and cabins, are strikingly true repre
sentations of the man.
Grant's countenance is pale and has an ex
pression of sadness. Re has a noticeable
stoop of the shoulders and walks with a shuf
fling gait. He looks like a man burdened
with care and anxiety, and as if it was by a
strong effort of the will that be was bearing
It, determined that he would not
l yt a r in oi g t i or be affected by it.
He was dressed in a plain suit of black,
with nothing whatever about his pawn or
office to indicate his rank.
After a cordial Ong be Awed lit seats,
and ha a very mop, Wallis: way entered into
conversation. In a few moments Senator
was Ninon - 11M, 'With 'MTV of
Louisiana. '•: - •t,A , i t
" Genertd," said the Senator, "J udge
wishedi to see .
you moment" and con
sult with yitol2 In re WA to the' bis velment
of thelevees of the er We
wish the United Santa Government to en.
dome,. and thus, ipstawntee, the bondq of the
State of Lesisiana fes the restendien and ha
provement of the levees."
" I hope the Govettuneht win sot ixo jt,,-
the Genoa implied, with a iids, posinw
utterance that was t otsi
~,
4 ., 1 ,,,, Ii Mal
on that BMOC*, islt 114 -t 7 ,
n i p
"But Gwasral," Gut 1- ' , 6 rall
only wish the U States to intkprse the
bonds, so that we eleilawill three Without a
ruinous disoot o 4‘
.. ..,•U i ,,
ample securft •eV • I r i • t
it would be for 1 I
to lose a awake awl .
__,l . .
Again Grant qtd " illiNer
knew a govern ment his
for any amoun t _ Gwat it, . . , ly
have to pay. You now Worse*
molt of the bonds. If that is glv will
soon want to legislateofoe the , , ' the
bonds."
" Gail"aid tbs showitir,..Pro Aro
too had an .
" While we art; diseul l tkles,V
said Grant, "how the be **ln
paid, I shall oppose any In et the na
tional obligations.'
"it I s *nll4Wate lindp"
interposed the Wr. 1111 0 0111 , 81
absolutely . Ol
"I know Ske WNW' nit
sare rad self frith 9 11 40 ' •
self trim the •
" But," said the . adllides o
of the best laud ta r *" orld sift* 6)
overflow."
" Let them . ofiefibilKiii
underwitorisid Ofait, "is* ow
owners," that Northern SON sad
Northern capital theidt! "dose haled pro!t i r
tind
ampleiTim, of
riter Mats, sod
Your bpi_
MAN •iimir Imes aeit
change this s pardeb. I Welt 110 trey the
- .
.4 1 r e a 4 . •
II • • .
•
4ES. DAVID 11:1111410t,
Aquibet *moral it
i Government otnildhave adapted for rebuild
, int the • levees but to *Meant the
lands of those engegad* roil* and used
the pomade to resales the amatry. As that
was tot dela,' taillfing reniellan but to•set
I your negroes to wort and Invite* and wel
; came Ncietbent mom" .
"lierneral„. `" said the Judge, *the negroes
won lk wcwit,"
I " Won't work I" Grant quietly replied.
I "Thorn work ttymettlaty thearlbrtku
I "Am I not , right lei tionlidled.- 4 41 s there
not such a hostility to Northern men that it
; amounts. in most sections of the State, to'f
I practical exclusion of them from the &grief!-
, Lurid interests of the country I Is thew sot
an unwillingness to diet& up the lands , and
i sell in small parcels to those who might emi
grate ? and is Channel a generel tendency to
secure the services of the negroes without
prompt and adeqtaatecentpensation,?"
"I must say,' said the Judge,
"that there
is more or less troth hi Al these points."
1 "Then," said Grant, "I tink you will
t have to build your own levees or wait under
water until you are wining men should come
in who will build them."
The.abovo, though not all that was said,
gives the substaece and spirit of the conver
sation. It shows much more plainly than
any statement I have seen, precisely , *here
' the President elect now stands in reference)
! to the South.
This conversance' shCws that whatever he
may hereafter 49, hs now stands by his past
record. Ile n3eAne that a citizen of „the
United States shall ha recogaized as such,
and secured and protected in his rights and
privilegra in ennif State ; that the freedom
of the freedman shall be recognized and his
labor fidrly compensated ,• that the national
obligations shalt ntli he foomastd, and that
the promoters of the late war at the South
shall not be aided by the governnient in re
; pairingibe damages occasioned by the war.
The result of the tateeeinal was a strong
conviction that Grant Is a radical in the =Oat
radical *ease of the ,p9littoid term ; that all
I parties North and South.: Wobld do wisely to
recognize the fact and set accordingly.
That he will follow course of Johnson
I T M
and abandon the pert ilked him, and
eit
to any extent ide biniself with his
I enemies and oppon r itt' the war, is con
trary to the character of the , rasa and his
I present positive and denely expressed eon
, victions.
Grant's manner is that of quiet ease, per
fect self-reliance, and the most positive con
victions. lie expresses his ideas in short
sentences and in a low tone of voice.
Although there is a remarkable olietneas In
his winner, there la at the same time matted
1 positiveness of utterance, to !such a degree,
; indeed, that one feels tit* there* very little
use in replying- to in adverie opinion.
j Though there was nothing approximating to
rudeness, yet there was tit pbsitlimsesi in
his first ghost rennin's to the lootdifaoa
Senator and Judge, lhat leg With nein*
heart nor ; to .their muse further.
ilt Inn el -ai e •, t . *bat they tiled
I aliet... QM. ItiL t : - :', T AI! thq o o
i cribs thin. vain , ' ' et Ilk* allt SS
premien on th - —4
I 'Boat kg e
is, : '' ~
i ta=
ehtlialph. UP mad
W *
as ketibr. hets,nov( boottiranat
upon, you /014:64Pitirattott,ft ,latielll MP
, fig ht it , out moot lime- , , -
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. . • the arohpteets ief your , awn liatitme-
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1114611 adnag Alt heel,
ry ~ ' - _per own out.
Abtrfetlie
vi gi ls
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todalitY 'Aumalle ; Y Y 4 7 l
L- wps Ivor i kinvitwomier don't
a
SZ=lienly "lll 4fttie l ittemt
sasian, with a rifshb illilivil•Mitalla VIPs
that move the world. The great dire of
•Nunitifug. lain take a litir share of the'
work. Civilny spoks ped,idng and buys
everything •i'ilkietAteildt. ' Don't smoke.
Doan edies.. Dealt swear. Doult gem
*. Della Don% steal. Don't de
advs. - WWI tails. 1111PlignORY *mew
Ma, Be idnd. - ...y hard o
Ita earnest.. : .... , 1 "
. t'. 'Mad
your good
beeks. Love , , Love
14 1 cif •
waft and
.. Love truth.
Lova virtue. 4 + do what your eon
solassos, Ssillyan 'to be a duty, and lam ,
—.......me5s with God.
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Two Plitsbarg ksliosos u
*mul e: lle el ilo
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pounds an
nandintsly carted
1 °esti
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, • WAS MTh.
Nutter le vety lt*h ' and it ioedesirable
to increasethe supply of an article in such
general 'use.
There is but one way of doing this.
We cannot increase tbenatuber of cows so
as to meet the demand this fall awl 'win
ter, but we can, by- liberal feeding, Aside
the cows that we have to give more milk,
or at least we can get milk containing
from one-third to one-half more butter.
That liberal feeding wili do this there tan
be no question. What extra food to.give
depends on circumstances. The quality
of the grass at this season is apt to deter -
orate, and even when there is abundance
of it, a little richer food can be given to
the cows withgreat advantage. When
grass is short, there is still greater neces
sity for, and advantage in, providing
extra. In many seetione there is much
corn imperfect , qred, and there allelic
ne better. wail of Onpving of it than to
feed it out, Stalks and all. to lunch cows.
This will save husking. If well cured and
put in small "tacks or in a barn, with
layers of straw between the corn, very lbw
of the soft ears will mould. A liberal
supply of such fodder will keep up the flow
of milk until Christmas, and if the cows
are provided with warm stables, butter
may be made nearly all winter.
When there is no fodder of this kind on
the farm, feed ordinary corn stalks, or hay
and straw; with a liberal allowance. of
some kind o f grain or of oil-cake. Proba
bly ours meal is the eheapest food that can
be used, and se-lbr V the writer's experi
ence extendi,. he has never ibund any
trouble inviols it . Four quark a. day
to each cow bare been used with great ad
vantage, and at the present price of ;outlet
such feeding is quite profitable. Some
dairymen prefer to feed half corn meal and
half bran. When peas can be obtained at
about the saniepriee as corn, a mixture of
equal parts of corn and pea-meal is per
haps the very beet Mod that can be given
to a cow. If wheat bran was cheap, say
but a little higher than hay, we would feed
that also.
But our object is not so much to say
which is the lest grain to feed nAlch cows,
as to urge farmers to feed grain of some
kind. It does not so shuck matter what—
only give the cows a liberal supply of food,
and they Will return a liberal supply of
butter. The .kfnd ofgrain and the way of
feeding is left to the judgment and good
sense of the readers. When it is conve
nient it is better to "slop" the cows, but
if not oouvenientrthe fodder may be ehaffel
and moistened with water, and a due pro
portion of meal mixed-with it, care being
taken that the manapti are so coastract
ed lb to &Void waste. With a good supply
of feed,- regthitity In feeding, conAreable
stables cleatted out slaiiy, proper, ventila
tion, ihd 'Orator , ()Ugly accessible, there is
no trouble In doubling the ordinary quan
tity of butter from now mail mid-summer
or Istee.:--Aawrjoan Agriculturist.
ROPINffY TIE BBST POLICY.
A few days ago a youth of about six
teen came from the country to Boston'to
fill a subertlinat i e situation in one of our
first merenitilti houses'. The head of the
firm received-the youth bathe moot friend
ly imumar, Mick:caused his son to take the
atrang 'around town and show him the
ppied places during the afternoon of
nts artnett.
While amusingtheinselvas in this way
the stranger youth told his oompanion
that, in coming swag in the train that
morning, ho had given s boy a bright
cent for a pond lily, and' that the coin
having been mistaken for a five cent piece,
the-vender of iiiiea had paid him four cents
back as chang t
The mere 's eon questioned the
honesty of the t unction, but the young
from the country defended it on the
score of smartness. — Shocked at the ab
sence of pringfple in his companion, the
merchant's boy told his father of the
trannetion, Who next morning interro
gated 'the young man :from the country
cots:4ov it, and &and that he was
somewhat inclined to pride himself 011 ac
count of the art.
"Was the ohestbag of a poor boy who,
perhaps had a sicken:other to provide for
liillustor, not oritel,. let alpne its
injustice ?" queried the geed snesebant.
" It was his les& este the boy replied :
" Was your fop iNuif pc, dishonest?"
asked the pierchapt.
"1 doelt iotow that it was. rre Quot
to base beau mart siiousitaNA o evwake
the memey.”
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&I 'year the ftstehts %tin %hare in the esittier g I
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me, 1 belisve the, . woiikl WO , . , . a
hots in suppockd a r., , , , • ,
. , The skh inlay • reldisk , ,P, They, have
not burned a hole in mine, sir ~' , ' ,
, I `llted at dheeveril* auctindestob
it , At . ,,' to ,y , .. p. . e znit
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to d him it was bn . •
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employ one who, , , tad such t
netiene denerain+small thin* r., in
matters of gres44 nos title ponsessor
of such loose ideas honesty would most
likely give way.4l :1 I ti
sent hems
With unieh i lVace. ,t id yi?ntti,vras
, te miliiithar War ihem
the merchsat the atihir stated
a . e, and e 2 , scirdit that the elk
' ' ' 4 402 5 4 11 4 - ! ,.. t, I ,ri 1 # illeiXoy
out 'lb ce , .". : Igo .boY Hut
an denlkont_ *OW , In Illb ;
and ibis heysikthatitha limos *by teach
, ti rc atio Ills* m ilisseety is, the hest
ter enya : .Wllll SIMIr WON laic Safur
ottlti a p p b erk!
motlint tongue :
remegre Them Ilmpotkin
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of the Howl Efetw 4 • _
Val/2**n ..
L 6 whom it meg 401 mar
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for the t
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dream you arc a pig, behooves you
to guard.well your tongue, lest you turn
out a bore.
.—An old bachelor is a traveler on life's
railroad, who has entirely failed to make
the proper connections.
—A crusty old bachelor says he thinks
it is woman, and not her wrongs, that
ought to be redressed.
—A country youth says a lady with tt
Grecian bend looks like a crook-necked
squash struck by lightning.
—This is Plc greatest sugar consuming
country - in fhe world, and that is why
girls are such sweet creatures.
-41_ )10 C l l l 4or. he dislikes .
young married cottpks, " because they are
so apt to givp t4l.*lvnialeirs'."
—Why are a fashionable young lady's
brains like a speckled trout ? Because
they love to sport under at waterfall.
—An unpoctical Yea'Lee has described
ladies' lips as the "atoning gateways of
bOaeks, pork, sr arcrout anttpatatoes.,,
why are the taws at present lihe
Black Crook ballet pith ? ftmnse they
present an extebsite stray of bare /imits!.
—Solna one says the best way for a man
to train up a child in the way it should
go, is to travel that way occasionally
—A crooked person saki, "lie CUM
straight from home." "Theo," said a
sailor, "you have twee warped by the
way.',
osbßP,says ho has " seen some
1 m461 .. 1)04 OesiM ammo eampletely eared
1 in Bdays Itqf An* Amiss s temperance
society."
—bayAliate to her new husband: John,
what rock does true love build upon?"
9noth Joke, and grinned from ear to ear,
The rock of yonder cradle, dear."
—" Why do women spend so much time,
and money on dress?" asked a gentleman
of a belle. "To worry other women,"
was the diabolical but truthfhl reply.
—Senn° andtdeter asserts that paper
makers Aro the greatest magicians of the
age, inasmuch as they transfer beggars'
rags into sheets of paper for editors to
he on.
—An Oregon journal is progressing. It
notices bikths under the head of " Come;”
marriages it styles " Fixed to Stay;" and
deaths it reports under, the head of
"Ckme.”; •
—" I am afraid you /Lave a settled mei-•
ancholy," said a landlady to a cadaverous
lodger. "No, madame," he replied, "my
melauchnirwon't settle; like your coffee,
it has too much grounds."
—A revivalist encountered a large-sized
African and asked him: "My good man.
have you found the Lord`?" To which
Rambo replied in a surprised manner:
" Golly, mama, am de Lord lost?"
—" Mike," said a bricklayer to his hod
man, "if you meet Patrick tell him to
make haste as we are Waiting for him."
"Sure and I will," replied Mike; "but
what will I tell him if I don't mete him?"
England, no nutu a thinks of black
ing 'his . own boots," said a . haughty Briton
once to Mr. Lincoln, whom he found pol
ishing his calf skin gaiters. " Whose
boots does he black?" quickly responded
Uncle Abe.
—" What harm is there inn pipe?"
says young Puffwell, " _None that I
know replied his • companion , " except
smoking induces drinking—drinking in
duces intoxicKtion—intexicatioh induces
bile—bile induces dyspepsia—dyspepsia
induces pulmonary. consuntption—pulmo
naryconsumption induces death—put
that in your pipe and smoke it."
—A distinguished visitor once entered
the counting rooitt of Rothschild, who
was very much magaged. Without look
ing up he said: "'rake a chair and be
seated." The gentleman addressed, feel
ing aggrieved at , such a reception, remark
ed: " You did not perhaps hoar my name;
lam the Count —." "Oh, yes
p
," re
lied the banker, r take two chairs, i f you
please."
—A lady of distinction gave a fancy
boll not,krn t e t Z, god in order to he dis
tin,guhanid a servant at the door to
t
announce t e costunies as they entered.
A couple it ladies appeared he full ball
rObirt *Osir.h‘ifiVhat °memo shall I ea
tit ' • 0641111Orrint! "We ate
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xiir - they replied. "Ton
cil , rms ostgipa l lt shouted the ser
vant, to t . rro r -e everybody.
, 4 .-"1‘. ~ so ifisidnimbioaestel niece to
p. tiet 4 6 . "seer are yr/ti
psy ~* ~ , ,
A , AVPII9, us get scirpo
preit, • ,_ ~ Jae good Uncle teutldt;
you. licambis, hiss , tious sAO ve."
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illtopeled VA 11611=i nd etpreilpieso "Jose,
'if they Waiff lin of amid at the
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