Zti ejH? m o St. Aristocratic Ifollons. Remember, Kate, that Air. Brown Is not to be invited, Our parties are select of course All parvemus are slighted. Within our doors one always finds People of rank and station, N'one but the elite, the upper ten, The high, st in the nation. I wonder now why Harry Dash Pays Biown so much attention, I'm sure his name among my friends, I'd be ashamed to mention. His clothes bare not tlie Paris tut, His manners are ungainly. Aud " second rate" upon his face Is written very plainly. Yet Dash the fellow always Heats With much consideration. But I shan't send this nobody, Would you? an invitation. O mama, to be sure I would, For ail the " ton" who've met him, Are trying with their might and mam At their '• soirees" to get him He's all the rage, his family Hank high, 1 do assure you, They lived in town some years ago, AtnoDg the best I'm sure, too And papa said his father used, To keep a coach and four, ma. And that a better, kinder man, He never met before, ma. O well, dear Kate, if that's the case, A note you may indite him, If they are friends of your papa's, Of course we must invite him 0 frienJs they are, for when papa Was but a needy tailor. And you and he the livelong day Worked hard as any sailor; This man so kind gave him the means, To take a store in town, ma, And papa says that all he's made, He owes to Mr. Brown, ma. The tailor's wife turned pale and red, So strange were her emotions, 1 hope she saw the danger in Aristocratic notions. HALF MARRIED. A short time since, a party of two young ladies and two gentlemen visited Squire Cur tis, at Greenland, and apparently for the pur pose of 4 uniting two fond hearts in one'. The prospective groom appeared to be a voung man of sanguine temperament, whose ruddy coun tenance and glowing eye denoted the near ap proach of the happy hour, when his tondest hopes were to be realized. He thrt st a hand in each pocket, placed the right foot firmly forward, and. tossing his hat jauntily on one side, gazed first at the Squire, then at his ' heart's delight,' as much cs to say—• I've got 'er ? The lady eat, the picture of health, with an expression of countenance that told the casual observer, ' butter wouldn't melt' between her ruby lips. There could be seen a suspicious little dimple, however, at each corner of her mouth, that came and went with every leer ot a pair ot bright, but mischievous-looking eyes -—sparking with roguish restlessness—that told her lover,' he needn't count his chickens before thev were hatched.' Now, we do not intend, in the absence of our young friend, Arthui Cannon, to report the dialogue phonographically; but we shall take a 4 reporter's license' for detailing the following dialogue, which was commenced by the Squire, who approached the parties and enquired MI his blandest manner, • what he could do for his young friends.' GROOM. — 4 What can yru do for us! —Why, a darn'd site ? Can't he, Sary !' BRIDE, — 4 Well— l reckon —if all's willin' ! G.—'VViliin'! Why what's up ! Aintgoin' to gin' it up now, i hope! You don't mean to say 1 shan't get married V B. —Oh, no, John, you've come to get mar ried, and I wouldn't baulk you !' G.— 4 Good as goold ! There Squire—there's a pattern to begin with'—seizes tier, and plan ting a Jew that rival Twitchell's pop-beer— puts on the harness like a dove, 'So now, Squire, gear up your fixens and crack your whip.' SQClßE. —(Rising)— 1 Well, if you are in earnest, 1 can marry you.' G.—(lmpatiently)—'lnearnest! Of course we're in earnest. Don't p'laver so—so go into it —rap out the service—you know Solomon says, delays are, dangerous, keep the feet dry and the head cool, and bid defiance to physikers". B.—' La! John, there's no use of being in such a hurry.' G.— 1 Now, Sarjr, don't say boo ! till it's over —let 'im drive. Go at it Squire—hurry up .he cakes—moderate, but don't splurge —slow, but all fired sartain. Wake snakes—wont Bets Bradford howl, when she hears I'm mar ried.' The Squire proceeded slowly in the ceremony, keeping i watchful eye on the intended bride, whose mysterious manner excited a suspicion that a screw was loose somewhere. When however, he came to the response of the groom, the solemn scene was disturbed by something like a stentonian yell— G.—' Whoop! you better believe it! —Of course I'll take 'er—who 'sputs it!— What I come here for—hallelewyer!—May bet your life on that. Go on, Squire—now give her a haze.' The Squire, in turn, performed the service which was to extort a modest acquiescence to her lover's wishes; but instead of the precious words'l will!' gushing up from the pure foun tain of her maiden heart, a distinct' NO !' blun ted the senses of the Squire and groom. G.—'Great sbakin' agers! Sary—whatdid you say V B—'AO'' (The Squire looks perplexed, and Sarah, laughing right out begins to move off.) G.—' 'Stand your ground, Sary! Squire, hold er! (Jo on with the service—drive it threw, and clinch her on 'lother side—rivet 'er row!' B. 'No you don't. You've no right to compiam. You wanted to get married und you are married—but J'/n not married! So pay (ho Squire and run home before your •mamma know's your out.' And away skip ped the little jilt, convulsed with laughter. G.—'Great Causer Squire, it's your fault. If you'd only put 'er right threw, and hudn'i stopped to mince nutters, I'd a lud 'er.' 'J he groom left with rather a rueful cou tenance, and appeared to be lout in deep medi tation, which was only disturbed by the merry peals of the bevy of girls, woo saluted him with boisterous laughter, a short distance from the Squire's—prominent aornng them, too, was Betsy Bradford. He is now known us the young man who is half married. T.Y EXPENSIVE JEM AI.E —An economist the other day observed a lady who carried one day's labor of about two thousand men upon her shoulders, and that of as many more j hanging from her ears. was not a limb j i in her body which did not call for the har work of an entire day of one hundred men or women; and if it were usual to adorn ie person with gold, like„a Chinese pagoda, in stead of silks and furs; and textu.es of lace and wool, what was expended on her dress would have plated her all over with the pre cious metal. BOY LOVE. —One of the queerest things to think of m after life is" boy love." No sooner does a boy acquire a tolerable stature than he begins to ape nianish ways. He castssidelong glances at every tall girl he haDpens to meet, becomes a regular attendant at church, or meeting, sports a cane, carries his head erect, and struts a little in his walk. Presently, and how very soon, he falls in love—yes, falls is the proper word, because it best indicates his happy, delirious self abasement. He lives now in a fairy region, somewhere colla'eral to the world, and yet somewhere blended inex tricably with it." He perfumes Ins hair with fragrant oils, scatters essences over his hand kerchief. and desperately shaves and annoints tor a beard. He quotes poetry in wh.ch "love," and "dove," and " heart," peculiarly predom inate; and, as he plunges deeper in'o the deli cious labyrinth, tancies himself filled with the divine afflatus, and suddenly breaks out into the scarlet rash —of rhyme. He feeds upon the looks of his beloved ; is raised to the sev enth heaven if she speaks a pleesant word, is betrayed into the most astonishing ecstacies by a sunle, and is plunged into the gloomiest re gion of misanthrophy by a frown. He believes himself the most devoted lover in the world There never was such another. There never will be. He is the very type of magnanimity and self abnegation. Wealth ! he despises the grovelling thought. Poverty with the adorable beloved, he rapturously apostrophises as the first of ail earthly bles sings ; and " love in a cottage with water and a crust," is his beau ideal paradise of dainty delights. He declares to himself with the most solemn emphasis, that he would go through lire and water, undertake a pilgrimage to China or Kamschatka, swim st irin tossed oceans, scale impassable mountains, and face legions of bay onets, but for one sweet snule from her dear lips. He doats upon the flowers she has cast away. He cherishes her glove—a little worn in the fingers —next to his heart. lie scrawls her dear name over Jijolscap—fitting medium for hisinsanity. He scornfully depre ciates the attention of other boys of his own age, cuts Peter Tibbels dead, because he says that the adorable Angelina had carrolty hair; and passes Harry Bell contemptuously, for dar ing to compare "that gawky Alary Jane," with ha incomparable Angelina. Happy! happy' foolish boy; love with its hopes and fears, its joys and its sorrows, its tor tures, its extatic fervors, and terrible heart burnings, its solemn iuuicrousness, and its in tensely prosaic termination. BROTHER JONATHAN. —The waist of his coat may be ridiculously short, the tail of it ridicu lously long, his shirt collar may absorb the produce of a field of HJX, his pantaloons may not come below the tops of his boots, and his straps may have the air of preventer-braces, to keepthe continuationsfrom going over his head; he may be, in short, the most unpresentable man you can conceive of, and 4 most mock able at court;' but beneath the uncouthness of his dress, and the frequent bizarrerie of his manner, tiiere is such nsonly Vankeedom and the nine teenth century can produce or educate. We start with the intention of making a flourish. Thorough-paced, full blooded, conceited, stub born, imperturbable, go-ahead Americans; not afraid to try to do anything ever done by uny other living man, from making a baby's go cart to the construction of an Empire; and not a bit more afraid to attempt what no man ever did, if money, fame, or power ate to be made out of it. We are precisely the people to make the biggest of all possible flourishes, and blow the biggest ofall possible double O. bom badoons on the occasion of national success and triumphs.— Parker's Journal. SW EET. — 1 ! ma ! Cousin Bill lie's in the parlor, with sister Sal, and he keeps biting her.' • Cousin Bill biting my Sa! V ' Yes'eni, I seed turn do it ever so many times; bit her right on the mouth—and the tarnal gal didn't holler a bit nether.' 'Oh—ah! never mind, Ned, I guess he didn't hurt her much.' 'Hurt her! by gosh she loves it. she dees, cos she kept letting him, and didn't say uottiin, but just smacked her lips as though 'twas good, she did. I seed it through the key hole. I'll fire talers at him by gosh.' BAD HABITS.—A bad habit resembles horse radish; it is terribly difficult to extirpate it from the soil in which it has taken root, and the cultivator who would rid his land of the stutb rn plant, is vexed and aggravated by seeing it again and again, springing up fresh and 'snart,' where he had ploughed and dug most vehemently. What liquor-drinker or to bacco-user or profane swearer or gambler, &c., will deny the truth of my assertion 1 Then, young men, do not acquire BAD HABITS. BOOT, SHOE, & BOOK STORE. Our banner to the breeze we fling, And of cheap BOOTS *VI> SHOE* we ving; Of work well done and titled neat, And low for cash!—we can't be heat. Plague on the nuise: O. why refuse To aid me in my rhyme I Well, then, here goe*, I'll write in proie, ll" you will give me time. rpilF. story, all told, is simply this : we have just re x ceived from the cit j the largest and best assortment of ECCTS J.IXD SHOES ever brought to this place. We have BOOTS at all prices, and of all sorlg and sizes ; and in selecting our stock we did not forget the Bodies, (God bless them ) " Variety is the spice of life,"—so says the poet, and ne had an eye single to that fact when we selected our lsatlic' aiil Misses' Shoes. We must say, although we do not wish to boast, that we have the heal assortment in this plare, and can and w ill ; sell a little lower for cash than they can be had elsewhere. Of our home-made work we need not speak, euve that . we will spare no pains nor expense in having work made ! to order, and as we will employ none but the best of j workmen, we have no hesitancy in warranting our 1 work. In a word, an examination of our slock,and of our home made work, which is respectfully solicited, \ will satisfy visitors that it is not surpassed in tills mar- : keifor -Vi-.JT.VF.SS, CHEAPXF.SS, an,l bUK.IHII.- ; ITY. Give us a call, one and all, ami we are confident ; that you will go away rcalizins that Ihe place to save j money in buying good and fashionable work is at the ! new store of \y . BROWN, hast .Market street, in the room lately actuated by b. bo vot.afew doors bant of Ifalhou $ Jacob's stare. !• reiich I ail Boots that can't be beat ill these diggms; J : nlao, an assortment of the celebrated Uuilted Boots, l,a- ' j dies' Italian Cloili Gaiters, tn ~ etc , kept constantly on ! hand and made to order. t! O <;• £i s. Great Bargains by ihose who want BOOKS can now be had at our establishment. Be wutown, October 3, Viol. TIIE WORLD'S FAIR IN MINIATURE. E ALLEN desires the public to remember * that his establishment is still open for the accommodation of those in need ot the various articles of necessity, use, luxury, taste, and amusement always kept on hand. lie has madearrangements with Mr. MURRAY, the well known " CHEAP BOOK MAN," from whom he receives his stock of Miscellaneous X School Boot's, to sell as cheap as the original himself, which is well known to be a little cheaper than the cheapest. The manufacture of Candies and Confectionaries is continued, and customers may rely upon getting a superior article. His stock of Perfumeries was selected from the best in market, is hand somely put up, and will be sold low. la he can't be bear, either in quality, price, or variety, und has thus far won the palm of su periority, and everybody wanting a good arti cle will save time and money by coming to the "Great Western Variety Store." His ix u u <; s have been pronounced all that drugs ought tu be, are pure and fresh, and will be supplied 10 purchasers at a reasonable profit, or compoun ded upon physicians' prescriptions correctly and carefully. Every body who loves a GOOD UIOA it knows, or ought to know, that the place to get it is at E. ALLEN'S, East Market street, Lewistown. N. B. Any book called for that is not on hand, can be got to order in thirty-six hours, r.ov s—3m E. A. GRAND LETTING! PROPOSALS will be daily received at the old stand of Nusbautn, Brothers, in Lew istown, for any quantity of goods now ranged on the shelves and countersof the undersigned, and to meet the run of customers who will no doubt avail themselves ot this new mode of obtaining Cheap Goods of every description, they have just ordered and received about ae complete an assortment of LADIES' DRESS GOODS as was ever seen in this or any other country town, embracing every description and style of all that is New, Neat, and Fashionable, at prices varying from a few cents to dollars per yard. In other kinds of g<xxls, we can show in quality and pri'-e whatever others can produce, and a considerable sprinkling that cannot be found elsewhere, especially in Moth* CitKHitnem, Sutiueh, &c., and will venture to add in Fail and Winter Goods generally. Of Bounds, Shots, Hosiery, Gloves, & Ribbons we have an extensive stock, which, as a ne cessary consequence are ctiered for sale cheap. Since opening our establishment here, we have fully demonstrated that, as a general thing, we sell as low as the very lowest, if not a little lower. We do not profess to sell one or two nor three articles at a very low price, but we do profess to sell everything, in either the Dry Goods or Grocery line, so c leap that we are confident our friends everywhere would be the gainers by giving us a call and making their purchases. CO - Remember at the Old Stand of .\it.t baum, Brothers. B. FIROVED Ac BRO. Lewistown, Nov. 21,1851. Wood Turning Establishment, fienistown, Fa. rOOD TURNING, in all its various vw branches, in city styles, at low prices, done to order on the shortest notice. Itcd l'ovls, Chair Spindles, Broom-handles, Hoe-handles, Rosettes, Newell Posts, Awning Posts, Pillars, Rods, Rounds, Balusters, Table Pegs, Patterns, Wagon Hubs, Chisel and Auger Handles, Columns, &cc. WHIP SAW. Wagon Fellows, Columns, and all kinds oi Carpenter and Cabinet work sawed to order. CIRCULAR SAW. Plastering Lath, Rooling La'li, Paling, and all kinds of Ripping, also doue on the shortest notice. Plaster T3i3B. At all times on hand, Ground Plaster, and fir sale at as low prices as can be obtained in this countv. Ail the above work done and articles fur nished at the Turning' Mill and Machine Shop of the subscribers, situated in WATER STREET, immediately above-the Lewistown Mills, in the borough of Lewistown. N. B. Mechanics, Fanners, and all others who desire anything in ar.y of the above named branches of business are respectfully invited to favor us with their custom. DANIEL ZKIDLER & CO. JUIIP 13,1951. —if Indemnity. TIIIF. FIIAMKIIN FIKIJ INSURANCE COMFAXY of PMtadel ' pliia- OFFICK 103; Chennul strppt, near Fifth street 111 R E C T O K S . Chiriea N'. Ranckrr, Geo It. Richard*, Thomas Hart, Morilecai t). li u, Tobias Wagner, Adolplu- F. Borip, Samuel (.rant, llavid S Brmvti, Jaroli It. riniilh, Morris Patterson. Continue t make insurance, perpetual or limit ---A, on every description ID" property in TOWN A. COUNTRY, at rates AS low A- are consistent with security. The Company havi reserved a large Contingent Fnnil, which, with their Capital and Premiums safely Invested, J atfords ample protection to the assured The assets of the Company, on January Ist, 1849, as | published agreeably to an Act of Assembly, were as fol lows, via: Mortgages, #1.047,438 41 Real F.st ale, 91.724 S3 Temporary I.nans, 90,1101 S3 Stocks, 51,3*23 '25 Cash, AW , 3b, 801 37 #1.328,192 71 Since their incorporation, a period of eighteen years, they have paid upwards of One .Million h'ovr Hundred : Thousand Dollars, losses by fire, thereby aifordinj: an evi ; dence of the advantages of Insurance, as well as the abil ity and disposition to meet with promptness all liabilities. CHARLES N. BANCKER, President. CHARLES G. BANCKKR, Secretary AGENT fur Milfliti cuuuty, R. C. HALE, ; Esq , Lewistown. [pl2-ly . BOOTS AND SHOES. XUST opened, a large assortment of BOOTS and .SHOES, consisting of Gentlemen ?nd Ladies' Gaiters and Jenny Lind Winter i Shoes. Families wanting shoes might save by calling and examining our 6tock before purchasing elsewhere. | nov2l'sl JOIIN KENNEDY. Giitm Slioes. \ LOT of Hartshorn's Gentlemen's Leather . soled Gum Shoes, a superior article for I sale by Moss:# MONTGOMERY. IT E7f ST C 3.3 AM) NEW GOODS. rjHIE undersigned is just receiving from X Philadelphia, a large and choice assort ment of Dry Goods, Groceries, and Qucensware, superior to any ever before offered in this com munity, which will he sold low for cash or country produce. Call at the McCLUIiK STAND, one door west of Mayes'Tavern. Among the numerous articles embraced in this tine stock are the following: Blue, black green, and brown CLOTHS ; Cassi meres, Vestings, Cassinets. leans,&c.; Muslins, brown and bleached; l)e Laines, Cashmeres, Alpacas; Ribbons, fences, and Fringes; Shawls, Car pets, Carpet Chains, and a choice lot. of Bags. lit the Grocery I.iue, we have the best ot Coffee, Tea, Sugar, Rice, Cheese, Molasses, &c. We have Boots and Shoes, Looking (Basses, Cedar Ware, Hard ware, Nails, Fish and Salt, Tobacco and Ci gars. and a tew choice sugar cured flams. All kinds of Produce taken in store and forwarded to Philadelphia, or bought at cash prices. N. 11. The public are invited to call and ex amine for themselves before looking elsewhere. W.M. P. \IILLIKKN. Lewistown, Sept. 20,1851. A FRESH ARRIVAL OK BIST iiill) SiiMi> Mm Thirty days later from Philadelphia, yew Vork, and Boston! Great Bedurlion in tlic Price of Goods!! rgNHE undersigned, thankful for past patron- JL age, would beg leave to inform tiie citi izens of Mifflin, Huntingdon, Centre, Union, and Juniata counties that they have just re ceived from the east, and are now opening, one of the largest, and decidedly the cheapest slock °f Fall and Winter Goods ever offered in this place, having bought our goods later in the season, and for cash during the present severe pressure in the money mar ket. We feel confident in saying that we can and will sell goods at from 1U to 20 per cent, cheaper than the cheapest. We have blue-black, brown, olive, and green, French, &.c., cassimeres, satinets, vestings, French merinoes, Thibet cloths, cashmeres, m. de laines, alpa cas, ginghams, silks, satins, cloakings, bonnets, ribbons, lace, gloves, flannels, linseys, &c. Bay Siate long shawls, at from §0 to §9 each ; prints, at from 0 to 12.1 cts. per yard ; domes tic muslins, 3 to (ij- cts. per yard; sugar, at from 5 to 10 cts. per ib.: prune Rio coffee, 10 cts. per Ib. Also, BOOTS, SHOES, AND READY-MADE CLOTHING, cheaper than they have ever been sold fiere, Hardware and Queenswarej I'isli, Sail, Plaster, A:c., Xc. Call and satisfy yourselves. No humbug here. SIGLER & STUART. Lewistown, Oct. 24, 1651. —tf Wa.atkd —soo,ooo bushels good red and white Wheat; also, Rye, Corn, Oats, and Clo ver Seed, for which we will pay the highest cash prices. S. & S. Sugars, Teas, and Coffees. CI HEAP Brown and White Sugars. J 5 hogsheads Porto Rico Sugar, at only (>T cents per Ib. 5 barrels crushed Loaf Sugar. 15 barrels Brown N. Orleans Sugar, at cents, by the barrel. 3 chests Young Ilyson, Gunpowder and Imperial Teas. 45 bags Green Rio Coffee, a prime article. The above Groceries will be sold at a small advance, wholesale or retail, by nov2l'sl JO H N KENNE I) \. HAT \ CAH MANUFACTOR W. (;. ZOLLINGER, Market street, Lewistown, adjoining Ken nedy 4" Porter's Store. S Respectfully invites the attention of the citizens of Mifflin and the ad joining counties to his ex tensive stock of \Y'INTER STYLE HATS & CAVS.& i^m ' which he offers at prices that cannot fail tc suit purchasers. COUNTRY IVIERCHAINrTS will find it decidedly to their advantage to give him a call, for his arrangements are now euch, as to enible him to furnish any quantity that may be desired on the shortest notice. The care and attention he has ever given to the manufacture of the style of Hats preferred by his numerous Ornish customers, will be continued; and he feels warranted in giving the assurance that they will not be disap pointed. Grateful for the encouragement lie has thus far received, lie will continue to deserve it. by continued assiduity to the wants of his friends, and strict attention to his business. Lewistown, October 31, 1831. MAT & CAPgJ— 6 laipoiiiii.®^ IT. J. RTJTISILL, At his Old Stand in Market street, HAS just received from the city the W inter Fashionns, and a large stock .of material, which he is manufacturing into niostsuperb HATS, which cannot fail to please. lie has now on hand a large and well-as sorted stock of Men's, Boys', and Infants' QZi 9 of every quality arid price, lie has also re ceived a supply of a a imps' minis, BOAS. TIPPETS AWD CAPES, of the latest styles, which he will dispose of at very cheap rates. His Ornish friends will also find him pre pared to suit their tastes. His unrivalled BROAD-liRIMS will receive the same care and attention which he has always bestowed upon them. Don't forget the old stand, where vou may depend upon not being disappointed. Thankful for the liberal share of custom be stowed on him heretofore, he solicits his old friends and 999 new ones—being all he can at present accommodate—to cull and adorn themselves with a new hat or cap. Lewistown, Oct. 24, 1851. T S.— i 5 first quality Rusti leather Trunks, with spring locks, for a,a -y L nu --J JOHN KENNEDY Philadelphia Advertisements. To Contractors and Others. IIHIII UAILKOAL) Cars for sale.— Four good open-bodied Railroad Cars, hitherto used for carrying, coal, lime, Ac. These cars will be sold for a very low price, on application being made to PRICE ik ROW LETT, Coal Dealers, N. D. corner 12th and Willow streets, no 28—Im Philadelphia. FAI. I. AA 1> ' IATIi It ChOTIIIJiG. VNEW AND COMPLETE assortment of the latest and most fashionable style of Men's and Hoy's Clothing, iuamifuctured in the bent manner, may be had at the Lowest Cash Prices at GEO. CULIN'S South-east corner of Market and Second sis., PHILADELPHIA, embracing a choice assortment of Dress and Frock Coats, Cloaks, Sack Coats, BanU]i Coats, Business Coats, ic., together with his usual extensive variety of Knglish, French, ami American Cloths and Winter Fabrics, suit <-d to tlic wants of men and boys, both for dress and business garments. Particular care his been talon to procure a complete assortment of goods adapted t \ilit- new style Winter Coats, PANTALOONS, VESTS, ,VC\, j to whifti he would invite special attention, and particu ! lariy to his new assortment of Furniliing Oootls, consisting of Shirts, Stock*, Handkerchiefs, Ac.; all of whit li are offered at the lowest possible cash prices, and a, j cheap as any other Clothing Store in the Union. *> Parents who desire Hoys' Clcthtvg are earnestlly invited to examine the stock, as the greatest care has been taken to provide the most durable patterns uod de sirable styles, at the most economical rates. ** Small Notes taken at par for goods. September 26, ISM.—apr-ily i The undersigned have filtered into Copartnership under the Firm of Himby Sc Lawrence, TO CARRY ON THE PAPER & RAG BEDS, At Ao. 5 Minor sheet, Philadelphia. WHERE they intend keeping :t large aioortment of *' Papers, dee , consisting in part as follows j Writing Papers; wove and laid, American and English : Bath posts and .Note papers; wove and laid, gilt and plain. , Polio posts, flat caps. Printing papers, all sizes, j Hardware papers, from 10 by 24 to 40 by 48. Colored and white tissue papers, American and English. | Collingsworth's patent inanit'a papers. Colored and white shoe papers, common and extra sizes. Huff envelope papers. Colored priming and cover papers. Manilla papers, all sizes, (.'lazed royal, all colors Druggist, blue medium, and tillering papers, j Tea. secret and colored papers for confectioners. 1 Rag, nianilla, and straw wrapping papers. Bonnet, binders', box, cap, and trunk boards. White and buff envelopes; legal, letter, note, and card sizes. Agents for Bliss, Potter it Co.'s PRINTERS' CAILL)S, in packs and sheets, white and colored—odd sizes out to j order. Also, their gilt, figured, and plain glazed papers. 1 JOSEPH RIM BY, late of 88 N. Third street. N. 8. I.AWREXCK, late of No il Minor street N. B. .MX) tons of Rage wanted in exchange for cash. Philadelphia, July 4,1851.- 6m. Oreal Scientific Discoveries. BY BR. J. W. COOPER. mut am Completely Cured in Three Days, By Dr. J. W. Cooper'd Vegetable Compound Fever ami Asuc Pills. miIF.SE PILLS are composed entirely of Vegetable substances, and in ninty-nine cases out of every hun dred. will perform a perfect and Complete cure in three days. No instance has ever been known, where more than six days have been required to perforin a complete cure, even in the very worst cases, and on ihe strongest constitutions. We -would earnestly say to all who are afflicted with Ibis distressing disease, to get one box and try then), and in all cases, two boxes are warranted to eure, if taken according to the directions, or the money returned. These pills not only perforin a perfect cure in three days, but remove the bile and create a healthy sction of the liver, and consequently fortify the system aguinst a future attack. A I.SO, My Vegetable Auli-Dysjicjixia Bitters. This Medicine is a certain cure for Dyspepsia in iis very worst forms. Thousands of cases have been com pletely cured by it within the last year, which have been entirely despaired of by the regular family physi cians. We do not recommend it to cure everything—we recommend it to cure Dyspepsia, and the diseases-origi nating from ii, and that it will cure in almost every case, and it is recommended for nothing else. In many in stances, even Ihe worst of cases have been completely cured in two and three months, but it depends somewhat n|ion the constitution of the patient. We would say to all who are afflicted w ifcb Dyspepsia, give this medicine a fair trial, and if it fails to do good, your money will be returned. A LSO, My Vegetable Werm Towdrrs, This is the most wonderful Worm Destroyer ever known, and at the sauie lime, so pleasant to take, thai almost every child will be fond of it. and many fnstances have been known of children cry Ing for more after once taking it. This medicine is in Tlte form of a powder, the only medicine ever used in that form, and it operates on a principle entirely different from any other medicine ever administered by any other physician. It is the only medicine which has no Worm-seed Oil or Turpentine combined with it, which is beiteved by all other physi cians, to be the only two things which will destroy worms, and these two things combined, together with castor oil, nre the active principles of all other worm medicines, which every person who has ever tasted or smelted, knows to be the most nauseous of ull nauseous medicines, and on account of which, there is generally something added to destroy this nauseous taste, and in order to do this, it mu<t be something stronger than the medicine itself, and therefore, it must necessarily destroy some of its medicinal properties. These powders are simple and so harmless, that a child may eat a whole box at once, and it will not be hurt, while at the same time, the principle upon which it arts being different from any thing else ever used, it will destroy all kinds of Worms with a certainty never equaled. It will not only destroy the seat worms, or Asc.arides, and long, round worms,or Teres, but is the most effectual medicine for the destruc tion of the Tape Worm ever known Ten doses have brought as many as FIVE Tape Worms from one person. if your children have any symptoms of worms, try these powders, and in nine cases out of ten, \ ou w ill nev er use any other. These are also warranted. These medicines are atl separate, and one for each dis ease, and each for only one cftsease. They are not re commended, as uianv oilier medicines are, to cure some fifteen or twenty diseases, and all of different natures, but they are each to cure but one disease, and it at they w ill do in ninety -nine cases out of every hundred, and where they have a fair trial and fail in atl cases, the money will be returned. isi. .J. w. < oorrcr* Celebrated VisetaMc Anti-Dysvepsia Pills, A certain cure for Indigestion, Debility, Sickness or Burning in the Stomach, t'ain in the elide and Stomach, Costiveness, Sensation, of Weight in the Stomach after Eating, Difficulty of Breathing, Restlessness, Want of Appetite, Palpitation of the Heart, and all other Diseases which arise from INDIGESTION. (Certificates can be seen at the Agents. for sale by F. ./. HOFFMA.Y, I.ccluu-; and O IV. ftrckiiiujiy Jir V'eyttwn. Sep. liMy CO, Snuff and Segars at ' ft P ri l 11 A. A. BANKS', GREAT EXCITEMENT ABOUT ISriij.'imiii IliukleCs Patent Elastic >pi'iis Itottoiu MANUFACTURED AND SOLD BY A. FELIX, At llie Lewistowi I heap Cabinet Ware Rooms, WHERE the article can be seen at any lime among his large stock of other FURNITURE of all descriptions. The fol lowing testimonials from those who purchased and have now in use,or had the bottom put into their old bedsteads, will speak for themselves: CERTIFICATES 1 This is to certify that I purchased twenty pair of new bedsteads with Hinkley's patent elastic spring bottom in, atn well pleased with them, consider them a good article, and would buy no others. 1 would recommend them to all persons,as they are easily screwed together, and can be kept cleaner than any hitherto made JAMES ALLISON. I concur with the above and consider it a good article for tavern keepers and others. THOMAS MAYES. Wc certify that we got A. Felix to put R. Hinkley's patent bottom into our old bedstead.-, and that they answer the purpose exceedingly well. We consider it a bedstead that can be kept much cleaner from insects, screwed up firmer than any others, and recommend them to the public. DAVD BLOOM, JOHN CLARK, JERM.V.N JACOB, I). SUNDERLAND. Lewistown, April 26,1850 —tf asm Jaundice, Dyspepsia, Chronic or Nervous Debility, Dis ease of the Jvidu' t/s, AND ALL DISEASES ARISING FROM A DISORDERED LI VER OR STOMACH, SUCH AS CONSTIPATION, INWARD PILES, FULLNESS OR BLOOD TO THE HEAD, ACIDITY OF THE STOMACH, NAUSKA, I JF.ART HUR N, DISGUST FOR FOOD, FULLNESS OR WEIGHT IN THE STOMACH, SOUK ERUCTATIONS, SINK ING OR FLUTTERING AT THE PIT OF THE STOMACH, SWIMMING OF THE HEAD, HURRIED AND DIFFI CULT BREATHING, FLUT TERING AT THE HEART, Cliokinp or suffocatinjr sensations when in a lying posture, climnegs of vision, dots or webs before the sight, fever and dull pain in the head, deticioncy of perspiration, yellowness of the skin and eyes, pain in the side, bank, chest, limbs, &c., sudden flushes of heat, burning in the flesh, constant imaginings of evil, and "run depression of spirits, can he effectually cured by DB. HOOFLANB'S CELEURATKD GERMAN BITTERS, PREPARED BY I>l. c. 71. JACKSOI, At the fieffliaii Medicine Store, 120 Arch st., PHILADELPHIA. Their pewtr over the above diseases is net free I led if equalled—by any other preparation in the United States us the cures attest, in many cases after skilful physicians had fall d. These Hitters are worthy the attention of invalids. Possessing great virtues in the rectification of diseases of the Liver and lesser glands, exercising the most search ing powers in weakness a ml affect ions of the digestive tie. gane, they are withal, safe, certain and pleasant Pi:AD AND BE CONVINCED. JOSIAH C. YOUNG, Dauphin, Dauphin county, Pa , in a letter to Or. Jackson, of May 5, 1851, said : "For a long time I was afflicted with general debility and intestinal weakness, eostirencss,Jf-e., for which I used many different remedies, without change. At last I ucj ridentally stumbled upon lloofiand's German Bitters, prepared hv you. 1 took a few bottles according to di* rertums. and was completely cured I have not been so healthy for ten years as J have been siuce i took your bitters, which was about one year ago. Some of my neighbors are now using them, and deriving great ben cfll." ANOTHER LETTER, From Dr .1. C OILKS, .Ynctan Hamilton, On. , said: '•1 have used a half dozen of your German Biliers my self, for Liver Complaint and diseases of a nervous char acter, resulting from the abuse of mercury. I was poi soned and affected with spasms from the use of this (al ter article, and your German Fillers was the first article from which I obtained relief, although 1 have not yet quite recovered All who have used ihis medicine of yours speak well of it." DYSPEPTICS AND SKEPTICS, RF.AD. In three-fourths of the cases of diseased Liverj Stom arh and Nerves, the effect of Dr. Hoofland'e Celebrated German Bitters, (prepared only by Dr. Jackson, at the Medicine Store, 120 Arch street.) is us positive as in the case of A A Kaufman, Esq. Head what he says ; LANCASTER, April 30, 1850. Respected Sir: 1 have been for a series of years afflict ed with Dyspepsia, Inactivity of the Liver, and Nervous Debility. My mental powers have been so reduced as to render me quite until for the transaction ofanv kind of business. After consulting many eminent physicians and using their prescriptions, and after using the most popular remedies of the day, supposed to be applicable to my case, I always fatlpd to have permanent relief. A friend, with much persuasion, induced n,e to try a bottle of your celebraled Bitters. I have used one bottle and this day commenced the second ! can with cheerful ness state that it has happily improved me. My apne tite and spirits have astonishingly improved, and I begin to feel as though I had grown (suddenly) ien years younger, anu really , I ani utmost prepared to say ihat I now consider myself calculated for any business, while ten days ago, I would have as soon undertaken to square a circle as to have attempted it. Yours respectfully, a A KAUFMAN To Dr C M Jackson, 120 Arch street. Philadelphia The Editor of "Scott's Weekly Paper," one of the largest literary and family newspapers published in I'htl adelphia, says: ' "Dr Hoortand's German Bitters, manufactured by I>r Jackson, are now recommended by some of the most prominent members of the faculty, as an article of much efficacy in cases of female weekness As surh i. the rase, we would advise all mothers to obtain a bottle, and thus save themselves much sickness Persons of debilt lated constitutions will find these hitlers advantageous to their health, as we know from experience the salutary effect they have upon weak systems." That Una medicine w ill cure l iver Complaint and Dcs pepsin, no one can doubt after using it as directed It aeis specifically upon the stomach and liver • it is prefer able to calomel in all HI, O>IS rfj„ asM _, he eflVc , 19 , nitrt . diate. They can be administered to FEMALE or tar *st with safety and reliable benefit, at any time Beware of < ouuierfeitii! This medicine has attained that high character w hi h is necessary for all medicines to attain to induce conn terfeiters to put forth a spurious article, at the risk of the lives ot those who are innocently deceived. Look well to the Murks of the Genuine. They have Die written signature of C. M. JAt KSON upon the wrapper, and the name blow n in the bottle, without uh'ch thfy are spurums. for sale, wholesale and retail, at the (kit- MAN MEDICINE STORK, 120 Arch street, one door below Sixth, Philadelphia, and bv Mrs. MARY MARKS and Dr. E. IV, HALE, Lewis town. j mny ISsl.—lv. C2J OOD YEAR'S celebrated ntelalic Gentle * men's and Ladies 9 (nim Shoes, together willi a general assortment ot .Misses' and Chil dren s Gum Boot it and Shoes for cule bv janlO Mq sES Mo.NTQoUEUY.
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