CALLING UP TRAVELERS. A Unto of Odd KrperUaee In Wester Village Towas. r.Tery traTnllop man has had his ex perience with the Intelligent hell boy who "calls" for the early train. "I was pounding my ear pretty llre ly one night In a Texarkana hotel," said a Texafi man to a St Louis Globe Derm oc rat reporter, "when a big thumping; On my door brought me up sitting In bed. "'What la ltf I asked. " 'Doss!' said the darky, Ms yon de man what wants to go oh do two o'clock train to Big Sandy?" "I had left no 'call' and t made that darky understand so In a few short words. lie tackled the next door, and' I heard him ask again; " 'Boss, Is yon de man what wants to go on de two o'olock train to Dig Sandyr "The answer was terrific. The darky was awed. For about Are min utes he was still, as If absorbed In thought Then I heard him say to himself In an argumentative tone: " 'Dar'a some 'un In dls hall who wants to go on de two o'olook train to Big Sandy. I dun forgot de number.' "lie went down the line repeating the performance at seren doors before he reached the man who wanted to go 'on de two o'olock train to Big Sandy.' " An Illinois man thought he could parallel this evidence of sagaotty, lie said: "I stopped one night In the hotel at ahawneetown, and left a 'sure call' for the boat whioh was expected along about four a. m. I went ty bed and slept peacefully until the racket at the door aroused me. " 'All right,' I said. " 'Mr. Jonesl Mr. Jones!' tang out the darky. 'You wanted to oatoh de Padooky boat? Well, dey ain't no use o' you getting up. De boat's done gone, eah.' " Faople Who Tall Sftfalr. A fall, as a rule, Injures a drunken man much less than a sober one, be cause the controlling power of the mina being rendered nutnrougb. Intox ication, the body falls as an Inert mass, and thus the chances of injury are less ened, for, strange though it may ap pear, it Is no less a fact that the most numerous cases of Injury arising from a fall are caused by the effort, volun tary or otherwise., to avert the conse quences, thns straining the muscles and tendons, very rarely are Injuri ous effects from a fall known lu a luna tic, asylum, for the same simple reason the mind has no Influence over tho ifrnente tlaterft. Strrla and Cnrlnthla there is much anene eating among the peasants; the n take to it to glre themselves a good complexion and to make their Harr ilne and glossy. The men take 11 because they believe met It gives them wind in climbing in the chase after chamois. There It nothing of this sort in Cornwall and Devon. In Styrla and Carlnthla It Is known that an arsenlo ester can never bo broken of the habit, and that If arsenlo be oompulsorily kept from the eater death rapidly en sues. It Is believed in in lamar ana thU is perhaps true that an arsonio worker Is fit for no other worlc He must remain at this occupation, llealth and breath fall him at other employ ments. Eventually it may be that chronic arsenical poisoning ensues, but this may be staved off, If not wholly prevented, by scrupulous cleanliness, by care taken not only to wash In tho changlng house," but to bathe freely at home. As one'of the foremen said to the writer: "Against arsenlo the best antidote is snap taken externally." Chambers' Journal. Uetmeal and Oranges. No sort of food Is better for the com plexion than oatmeal and onsnges. The finest complexions in the world are those of the Italian ana Spanish ladles, who lire largely on coarse grained food and fruit like the orange or bnnana. It is said that tho faot Is becoming appreciated, and that some ladies, to acquire and preserve a good complexion, are living almost entirely on oranges. Half a dozen for break fast, a doz.cn for lunch, with a crust of bread, a glass of milk and a saucer of oatmeal, will bring a complexion of peach and Ivory which will drive almost any belle out of her head with envy. bt LKui Ulobe-ncmocrat The Proof. Cyril (in tfcs ffarden) Father! ouherl look out of the window. Paterfamilias (putting his head out) What a nuisance you children arel What do you want now? Cyril (with a triumphant glance at his playfellow) J onnny cope wouldn't beileve you'd got no nalr on tne top o' your head. H. Y. Tribune. Two Functus! Hatbands. Wife No. 1 J must say that my hus band is as regular as a dock. lie comes home punctually every night at seven o clock. Wife No. 2 My husband Is also as regular as a clock, 1'unctuaUy at seven o clock every night he goes to the sa loon. Fllecende Blaettcr. HUYV ITS DKU1V III.IV. 1 The thread that hinds us to life Is moat . , i . i i tit.. actlonof the body And it U jrSKKS''S iv 7, neglect obvious meane lo to renuw tailing u w wuiii mvu buuu viuwb, huub i strength vigor, no less ine source oi oap- the lloston Herald, that whatever in-1 plness than the condition of long ml. can Juries aro so caused heal much morolde created and perpetuated, where it does rapidly than In the case of sane peo- noieim, inousanuswuo aare eapcnenceu pie, the mind having more to do with or are cogn zant Including many physl- Apiireelated " '""It. Mr. and Mrs. Fttta were out driving "I wonder," she said, "Ji tat what the poor horse's feelings are, li must be jost horrid to be driven and dragged around, without cny Ideii as to where one Is going, except aaisome one di rects." "I think I can appreciate- his feel ings," replied Mr. IHtts. "I Imagine that he feels just about as I do when yon take me out on a shopping 'trip." i Indianapolis Journal. Ksplalned. Irate Parent It's over an, hour since I sent you to the store to get those things, and now you have come back without thcml Small Boy It was such a long time before my turn camo to be waited on that 1 forgot what you wanted. Irate Parent Why didn't you come home to find out? Small Boy 'Frald I'd lose my turnl Harper's Bazar. Scene In Stock Eichataf e. Smith Jacobson, t understand that you and Jones are at loggerheads. Jacobson lie Is so kervlck-tempercd. Vy, only yesterday he called me Judas Escarlot, but I don'd care. Smith es, but how does Judas feel about It? Judge. Not an Unnatantl Mistake. Servant Step this way, Mr. Whizz. Caller' Mr. what? My name is Jones. Servants Your pardon, sir. When I handed your card to Miss Mollle she said: "O. Whizz! Show him In." BInghamton Leader. A MUtako. Little Miss Freckles I made ugly faces at your stuck-up sister the other day, but I guess she didn't see me. Little Johnny Yes, she did, but she thought they was natural. Good News. Very Llkclj, Tangle What a pretty little car riage Miss Tiff hasl Mrs. Tangle Yes, that must be the carte blanche she told me her papa had given her. Texas Slf tings. I-'ENTOttT-S END. retarding or assisting nature's efforts than Is generally known or realized. clans of emlnenc cf tho effects of IIos- tetter's Stomach Bitten, bear testimony to Its wondrons efficacy as a creator of strength In feeble constitutions, and deblit 4ied end snattera system, a steaav peiror msnce of the bobllv functions, renewed an petite, fl li and nightly re(o-e attend Ihe The Rainbow aa a Watsr ripe. In many countries the rainbow is Fpoken of as a great bent eumn or alohon tube, drawlnir water from the use of this thorough and smndsrd renovant, earth by mechanical means. In parts" u-e no 4' l0"le rp.eienled to be akin of Russia. In the Don conntrv. and also '? of resemble " in enee s in us piace, In Moscow and vicinity. It U known by " TAnX ItST and klddey name which is equivalent to "the bont water-pipe." h Hall a Lotto Jual wetoh that womso mall her lettorl She drops It Into the box not quite, not draws l bsoJc to see II bcitor If toe address bo written rlffat O'er the gummed side she runs her Borers, Than tried the stamp it It bo fasti Then flirts It in, tho while she lingers To see if it Is Bono at laall nervous, constipation, liver complaints and thenmtitlsm. There Is no doubt that persons are often moonstruck, particularly In the tropics, A ItRSl'ECTEt) GVKSr All tho members of the Famllr Unite In nralslng Dr. David Kennedy's Fnv orite Remedy. It is our family modi cine now, thus wries a lady from First avenue New York City. Favorite Rem edy was first Introduced in our family when I was suffering untold agony.- and misery from gall stones, nothing Little vegetable healb producers. De ICltl's Little Early Biters cure malarious I disorders and segulate the stomach and bowels, which prevents headache and dlzzlress T. p. Thomas, Druggist Water bolls at different tempera tures according to the elevation above the sea leve, H'e could not tmnrove the Quality If paid double the price. DeWltt's Witch lt..1A G.I.. I. .1... I . Q.I.,A ,!.. t l,l,t l.nmn n hnillA nt Vir FlouM I . t;,"'. " "v.-iy ".' r -- - - " I iwmas. uruiism. ncuuwjjr a ravunto neuieuy uitgD lib Itondout, N. and it permanently cured me. My husband is an loe man A tree thirty feet in diameter was aud was troubled with pains In his back found reoentiy in a grove in Sumter was so lame he could hardly move at I county, Florida. times, he used f avorite iiemedy, the pain disappeared, and six doses oured him. Dr. Kennedy's Favorite Remedy is the only medicine that affords a sneedy rolief and nermanent cure for such affections, for it dissolves and causes the expulsion of gravel and stone from the kidneys and bladder. If you have pain in your bank, if your urine is dark colored, painful or lr regular,do not delay for a single day, out laice ur, neunoays ravorue ite USB DANA'S SARSAPABILLA, "THE KIND THAT CUKES." THE HEliOES OF EOMANCB f hoy 'Aro Boldom Taken from the Middle Classes. Ieuorance of the merits of DeWltt's LittU Early Risers Is a nils 'ortune. These little pills regulate th ellyer, cure headache dyspepsia had breath, constipation, and bllllousness, T. D. Tbomas,DrugKl3t. One square foot of glass will lose as medy which will stop the progress, and much heat 63 stj? slURre feet ot twe,Te Head What Mr, Fred Wallace llai To Say Mayers' Drng Co., Oakland, Md. Uemtlkmev: I wish to express my apprecl. atloo of the merits oi your Uctarrh Cure. 1 IiaYO suffered (or fire yeri, and can truly say It tin iclTea me more relief than auy other medt- cluelhavetrled.aobit will undoultedly effect a permanent cure. AU It needs Is a fair and Im partial trial to establish Its unlreisallty. Very truly, Fa ed Wallace Mill Point, W. Va, inch trlok wall. llacklan Am Ira, 8alT. Th best naive In the world tnt Cut. nniTM. Sorfa. Ulcers. Halt It b com. Kfivcr Hnrrrts.TfttPr. Cbapped Hands, Chilblains Cornri, and all Hkln crtipiiuus, bum pu'iuvriy cure rues, or ua pay requlredf It ls.lEiiaranteed to irlve perfect satis- ittciiun, ur muBcy rciuuuea, itiw m cems par box. For sale by ileber tehlghtoni and Ulerj Welssport, i " An ordinary day coach weighs about 00,000 pounds; Pullman sleepers weigh about 74 .COO pounds. The wind from the North blows tbaro ana Keen, ana Daa en ecu oi cojqs are scon. UltascoredMr. Wa"woo'oi of the orsl I wn quickly perfdrm a womleroua cure. T. pases ol patarrli on record, with a heavy dls I D. Thomas. There is about four hours and forty five minutes difference In time between New York and Liverpool. fharReof Ibe throat, One bottle Is guarnteed to cure. It will cure you, otherwise no charge. Price $i. For sale byC. T. Horn A. sate and sure cure for catarrh and bay fever Is Mayers' Maguetlo Catarrh Cure. A three months treatment for 1, and absolutely f turn teed. It is used by vapor Inhalation, cad i the only medlclue (hat reaches the all tn ted jxai ya auu autc w vui a a ur Aia PROF. ALEXANDER BOUDROn DlBCOVKItitU Of Biairoa's Miraculous Reinedios All that honesty, experience and ikl an rln tn rrA nr ruirfAAt till) hs Kuan 'Sralldnlcallu employed lb making Dell'llt's Little Karly ' Itlscrs. The lesult is a speclflc for sick headache, biliousness anil constipation. USK UA NA'8 HAllSAI'AItll.I.A, its "THE J1MJ IHaTUUKKB." Mtrat Minded rlir.ldan.' Itotlors. Them All the talk In the world will not ron- vlnce you so quickly as one trial of De- Witt's Wltcll Hazel nalVH fnr spalill.hnrm. l)U.-,r,.r, DI t ."a "-' ,,n P' PiwItUa irniJi tvtinsitP,.n I - . iu accordance tola hri I A man of the 8moa.es of Paris has Ki'".! 'rh recently prepared by M. Foubeit S". hri-'i'1.!!! ,Ur"' of the Tour St. Jacques, ma, broncnltts, calmiEs I roiiKriitlun or tlie trokp I the result or sunsi ivar I w t- .,..1 i ' . " T I J . ."I alltnt restored tn their-, I It will colt you nothing and will sutelj uaiurai uumiitum. bpiuo i uo voti cood. II vou nave si louim. Lo i iieys, liver eoinplaint, drsenterr, m dso-ralled lor am trouhle whh Throat, Ctiest i m-.lrt illnease are entl-elv rurHl ura inMtt. I I ...... r- t..i.. xr. m.. . . i. - - - imuui n -K a wt" wi,i.-u,rii lui V"."t "'' I"" l""""-'"'1 .... . I (',,. ,,,nnl,.n n,7,h .A O.I.I, la i,r.. uirurniK uiiiu years over lo.waj pereou nave u... Un.1 these ineUlelties and are llvliix witnesses 1 teed to teive relief, or monev will ke paid cl llielr werth. I will not no lotu uractlw my. back. KuBerers from LaUrlDua found It sen. belliK over 71 years OI agei will sell my fnt tba thlnir and nmlar II. n. a li.,l ; in Jli lues only 1 bare two eminent idifaielana ue l?lu .n0 ""dr IU Ue Dad a eiiuiinecied villi me to attend to caiilu. at ilia speedy and txrfec trecofei J. Try a simple residences o the sick it riulrejl. ' bottle at our expense aud learn for your iMTll()NlAl.s. self Just how ood a thlnn'lt Is Trial f fom 1'atrlck Horka. bottles free at Keber s IiehlgUton aud ttrofesvtr lludroulear air Allow inn tnl,ra send you my sincere thauss fffr the uood that 1 "l" your inedlcui. done me, aud you can . i ior in and my jiaud became so swoiieii, and lu(Uiiiuie low In Its properties, tlon uklnii iilaw, some of the doctors thousht 1 1 , idbv go t4 f rof. IHidrou's ornee, and get some oi his would have lo get my liaud ainnutated to save my uie, nut ! was tow uv one oi my jrlemti to 1 who treats her well. luedh lne for It, and that lie knew It would save S.UU. eut there and got the medicine, aud In two A woman never loses faith In a man tuy hand. I w weeks the swelllug all went down, and Iliad the I use or my augers, men iw cm ut .org. and roiisiueriuieeu mtii, auu eaniesuy reoomiueild llieremedy'toall timloted like nie. lhtre Is De Witt's witch liatel Halve cures flies, lie Witt's Witch llawl Salve cures burns. IX Witt's Witch llsiel Ralra cures sores. "And you want me to wear zls ring Mr. Tom?" "Yes, always, dear." "Well, I will, but 'member. It doesn't mean anything;." Harper's Bazar. A Reminiscent Bridal Tour. Mrs. Knwed (nestling; closer to his side) Oh, George, I'm so glad we came over this road! There are three of the longest tunnels Imaginable a tew miles further on. Mr. Nuwed (blissfully) And how doss my ladybird know? Mrs. Nuwed How do I know? Why, this is the very same road we went over when Charley Frashlelgh took me to the Sunday-school picnic last year) Puck. Flcalo Tragedy. 3e was strong and hale and hearty, tillh. joined a plcnlo party: And went gayly to the woodland on a day ot pleasure bent! How the doctors' lances hit him where the snakes and hornets bit him. And they say his constitution Is ant worth a. pewier cent Washington News. The Iron Rnters On. Man's Rele, "With all my heart and soul," ex claimed Hirers, sitting down on the edge of the bed the next morning after the house-cleaning, and pulling something out of his heel with a long pair of pliers, "J abominate and detest tne In' come tacks!" Qhicagg Tribune, A Tengefnt OlrL "Did you hear of Miss Keedlok'i frightful revenge because Mr. Skidds Jilted her and married Sue Qaskett?" "Ho: what was it?" "She went with Sue to help, her , lect her house-furnlshtpg, and' you just ougut tp. see itr Judge. Thought II. Was Seared. Papa. What is your mamma doing? Little Daughter Knitting. Papa (surprised) Eh? Knitting? ivuutr Little Daughter I don't know: but you needn't be scared. It Isn't her brows. Good News. . ITurtlcuUural Item. "They say fogs are detrimental to tomatoes," remarked Mr. Kural Uard- nor. They are. I had about eight bush els of them stolen one foggy night by tramps," replied Ills rxlend, Uutatiaga Texas Sittings. Johnny's Question. Johnny Mamma, isn't the pig streak of fat and a streak of lean? Mamma Yes, Johnny. Johnny Then how Is It that he's all fat7 Harper's Young People. Naturally. What city has the largest floating population?" Inquired the teacher. 'Uorur answered the bright little boy at the foot P.' e class. Chicago Trib une- Proved. Mr. Dolley Do you suppose that there (s suohathlng as a woman hater? Miss Flypp Yes: I am a woman anc I hate you. Brooklyn idle. A Different Vehicle. "Parslow Is what you call a hack writer: isn't he?" "Noi Tarslow writes ncK." Puclc From, th. Oermaa. Jlaroneas To tell the truth, Lieut. Muller, you are the first oflloer I have ver danced with wno did not belong u the nobility. Lieut, Muller I ean't Imagine why my brother officers who belong to he. uoomty snouid snun you mat way ana refuse to dance with you, but perhaps (hey are too proud and don't care to. lane, with everybody. It does not make any difference t me whom danoe wlthj Tb. Man and th. Flaoe, fluMrintendent You want a ton Jlivlng one of our street sprinkler eh? ever nave any expertencer Applicant no, but "But what?" "Everybody tells me I'm to blind Aat I can't see a street crouln; ten lest away and" "That'll da Come 'round In the morning and take out the blggeat tprinuier we own." UuSalo Courier. ILi-i I I I .1. 33 In Japan women work a stevedores Ilase ball is one business which cant nourish without strikes. The Slmplou tunel from Dries la UMN.ethM., I'hiiadeipuia.' Pa. Switzerland to Inela In Italy, will be welve and one-half miles long. uuthlug In the world like It tn destroy blood uifartWu in Iho nerves', aud elreulatlou lulhe uioou , lucre ii uuuiiuK ui compare 10 lu itesuectlully yours. . I'XTltlOKmiKKB, From Joseph Klrhner. Is Ninth Htreei. 1'UUadelobla. I'a. flfiase allow rue td add mv testluiouy to your 1M liariug uwni euu.iruc fcurre lllues uurillK iweniy yeais. iuo iai nine u was so uati unit j wasted fait lor tour mouths, had the very beat of doctors but was sUll luulug away, wiuiau- IM lie pour, aim iim, pwii III over We. Al temoUMl to KU ouu but cuuld uol Lj,iut Ikunn would olteo drop down white at'euipUng to walk the rase was eousiuerea a veil nadoue, It was lui-unea u ruu on oougesutin oi me uraln, was I have been a great stfferer srfm drv ca larrah for ream rears, and I tried many remedies, but uoneoid me so much benefit as M. J, Lolly, SO ll'ood ward Ave,, Has. tou nifiitiaurts, uass. After using Elya Cream Malm two months I was tuprlsed to f lu.1 that lb. right thru reeumnmided vorroi Houdrwi's medVlne I uosArtl, whk h was etusad far uver tweuty iWs t"I waTabli tob?l.dnih to cAuseU as I erniM not do for many I Qletl III stood II Thaiiki rov busluesa. ibuojcb oae ol my boree dietf lu Ihe ineantune iroiu ioe newi. wuira i .,,.1 Kin able 1a alLnnd to biuliuuoi uaw toUod Almlebtyaudtorraf. IkMldrou s wedl ,-lue, wlileb I win reeuHiluMid lurever to any poor sufferer as 1 was, would b. ideased to have any oue call and see umi for further Information, Kespecltull) vours' iionsru sinnnit lifflce and Aboiatr nton dally liom 1 . m lull ,,r writ ALKXANIH r. Kill URuli, 1747 Nutlll It-liUi Klnwt, dit Ifl. w ly. riiiUiiiripiiia, fu rkud i eel sIaiuii ii taluatdr hoot In the llttl vUlf ur O.iij tun lull there are eJifht BMtt wluaM UiiUtal weight is HUM poutuU. itui I f'i Vry thankful. K. II. Cross engbaiu, zTo lbin m , urookllo. The Tomb ot WaUomet Is covered with diamopils, sap hires aud rubles) valued at liauxyui. Karl's (.'lover lloot will purify your HIiich, clear your Com pleiion, regulate yuur liowela and make vour head, clear a a lieli 2Tk- and Wo. l'wiu ultilas are claimed Ui be owned by a Platte Uty (Mo. mau.'lSvlu niuUts are ot rare ooourr.noe. ttvlcUy Speaking-, There Ar. Bat Tw. Kerimit ller.es or rictlon, and Th.y Ar. th. Warrior and th. ! fairy Prlnc. It Is lamentable, Indeed, when you come to reflect on It, how large a pro portion of useful and respectable call ings falls under the ban of romance. What poet or romancer ever made his first lover, for example, a lml Iff tor a beadle? Yet bailiffs and beadles are men and brothors. They may do their oftentimes dangerous duty with the dash of a Rupert, or the cool courage of a Cromwell, says Macmtllan's Made line, yet they are frankly impossible as heaoes of romance. De (Julncey makes a remark somewhere to the ef fect that one would not be inclined to think.hlghly of a man who, In the ab sence ot predisposing circumstances. deliberately and tor the love of the rjusioess decided to bo a butcher. Yet butchers aro husbands and fathers, and have blood In their veins as well as on their aprons. As a matter of statistics, I believe hardly a day passes but some solicitor falls In love; yet no court of love or literature will give him audience as a lover, nor take cog nisance of his pleadings. The breast of the stockbroker Is swayed by the bears and bulls of passion no less than by the subtler influences of financial speculation. Yet his name is not hon ored in the more than royal exchange of romanoe. Then, with one stroke of the pen, romance-rules out the whole amorous mot of retail traders. They are not ' altogether absent from the pages of romance, these worthy clti. tens. Only they have to forego the heroic parts and put up with being supernumeraries or villains or comic characters. About the butcher I am doubtful Not even Dlokens, I think, found room for a butcher amid his Babylon ot trades. Nor with Shakes peare Is it any better. Quince the car penter, Snug the Joiner, Bottom the weaver, Flute the bellows-mender. Snout the tinker, and Starveling the tailor, are very well to play the fool, to divert the duke and ladies, but none of them, not even Bottom translated, is a fit obleot for a lady's love. As the domocratio Whitman has complained, in a emauespearean play tne mass of Industrious citizens is just a mob to throw up Its sweaty night-caps In some Cresar's honor at the bidding of an An tony. What is there about a trade thus to incapacitate a man for romance? Strictly speaking there are but two normal heroes ot romanoe, the warrior and the fairy prince. If there is no fairy prince at hand, an ordinary prince will do. The English duke Is, as the American moralist rightly enough di vined, only a modern variety of fairy prince. To be mistaken tor a fairy prince the English duke no doubt needs to be looked at from the other aide of the Atlantic. Seen at close quarters, in the house of lords, on the race course or In the law courts, he Is apt to appear fleshy. But he has the essen tial attribute of the fairy prince, whioh Is rarity. There are but two dozen or so of him all told, and most of these have been bespoken or used un. He has besides, for the American girl, an other of the essential secrets of ro manoe he Is exotic It Is the good fortune and fascinating fashion of the fairy prince to. descend always from some unknown upper and diviner air. That It la which makes the Prince Charming ot the fairy tale so Irresisti ble. So it was that Cupid came to Psyche, to cherish her with his secret and invisible ff.dhead. So Perseus floated on winged sandals through the welcoming air to. Andromeda's (eet to slay the monster. So Lohengrin came flashing In a swan-drawn skiff from the mysterious halls of the Boly Grail, to champion maiden Innocenoe against treaonery ana slander. The fairy prince, you see, commonly Includes the warrior's part, and Is doubly resistless coming In the nlok of time to fight a distressed damsel's battles and to slay her dragons. You may depend upon It that what tells chiefly with the girls fa lust tne eminently respectable race bankers and brewers and doctora and lawyers la their appalling common ness, weir irequeney, 1 mean, and fa. mUlarnesa. What should there be In one brass plate out ot a dozen In the same street to throw a romantlo girl off her emotional balance? When the modern novelist would surmount the professional high hat with the aureole ol romanoe, he tricks out his tame hero to mimic the traditional advantages of prince or champion. Th. Old IUwIpe. "When I go shooting for birds," aalA iValll., "I'm not going to use. shot to kill 'em with. I'm going tb catch Vn altva." "IIow are you going to do it, Wal- lie? asked his uncle. 'I'm going to load my gun with salt and shoot at their tails," said Wallle. Uarper. Young People. lUmbrandt th. Resanaut. "I saw a painting by an old master co-day in New York," said Mrs. Sprig-gins. "What was his name?" asked Sprig- gins. "Let me see Bemnant, I think. Ye. I'm sure it was Remnant lie was one ot the last of the great painters, I bo -ley.- uaroera liaxat. Ot Course :,! Lady These souvenir spoons loo) uae xoras. utaier VI course, tus ami you wouldn't have souvenir spoons look llkf spouos, wuw your a. X. weekly. HaUtlvIy auatt Jurapuppa Itls woo derfulhow llltk s is.ii u live on la tins world. Jaauar Yes; especially when eosn parsMl with the amount he waste, Kelt PURE BRED JERSEY COWS. IIow th. It.c. Is Preserved from Mlitur. by Itlajld Island Legislation. In the Island of Jersey, for upward of one hundred years, legislation has forbidden, under heavy penalties, the Introduction into the island of any and every member of the bovine race: the Increase, therefore. Is confined wholly to the births of thoroughbred cattle ou this Island A single excep tion la made in favor of steers'fdr beef purposes. Whatever, therefore, of merit there is in keeping a breed strict ly pure tho Jersey possesses in a super eminent degree. Brad upon a little island where no other breed of horned cattle was allowed, by a rural popula tion who were interested In the milk only as to Its butter content butter (outside of vegetables for market) be ing the money crop, with but little, If any demand for milk it was natural that she should be bred with the view of producing buttor. The result of breeding for generations for a specific object has been to make the Jersey a "butter" cow. The Jersey is tho most thoroughbred of domestlo animals, the long line of special breeding fixing tho characteristics so strongly that every animal ot tho breed possesscs-tho he redity or prepotency to transmit its own qualities to its offspring; and here in lies one of the vast superiorities of the Jersey. In her native habitat her surroundings, oonditlons of life, habits, eta, have always tended to make tho Jersey a butter cow; but It was reserved to the American breeder, by upward of forty vears of devoted skill and untlrlnr application, to de velop her to her greatest capacity. As a result of his systematic' endeavors the American bred Jersey of to-day is more than 60 per cent, superior in butter capacity to that of twenty years ago. We often hear of the phenomenal rec ord breakers, which shows what a highly bred, specialized cow may do under scientific high pressure systems of feeding, also tho wonderful progress our breeders have made In the art of breeding fora purpose; but the greatest glory of the Jersey lies not in these ab normal yields, wonderful though they be, but In not less wonderful averacea obtained in every state in our glorious union. The Jerseys are the crrandost. most beautiful, most useful, most fashiona ble as well as most profitable stock for the family and tho dairy throughout the whole world. They show their superiority not only as the greatest mine producers or tne greatest buttor makers, but also as universal dairy cows, adapting themselves to any and all climates. We find the Jersey at her best while braving the rigors of a Canadian winter, beating the whole world'a record as a butter machine In the hot, dry climate of the sunny south, retain ing her health and vigor equally ou the granite hills of New England, the plains of Texas, the foothill of the Kocky mountains and In the soft, bnlmv climate of California,. Another peculiar characteristic of the Jersey Is her habit of persistent milking: she Is an ever lasting "stayer," hence she Is adapted to continuous usefulness In the dairy. one is iiKewise earty to nreod and very prolific Precisely the same treatment is required by tho Jersey as Is required by a good oow ot any other broed no more, no less. But a (rood manv cows of other breeds are, when com pared wttn, tne little eight hundred pound Jersey, very large, being fifty to one hundred per cent, larger. It is a a well-established fact that on the av erage cattle eat tn proportion to their live welghti such being the case It Is casjr to see that a cow weighing from one thousand two hundred to one thousand five hundred pounds will oat propor tionately more than one weighing but eight hundred; It Is likewise an incon trovertible faot that the food necessary to enable the little Jersey to fill the pall would bo barely sufficient to sus tain life in the larger animal. Savan- fth Vatva Compensation and notrlbutlon. "I see that an eastern naner la In veetlgatlng tlM question: 'Do men neg lect their wives?" What do you think about It?" "Well, if they do. It's ten to one that otner men don't." Detroit Tribune. Pnsaled. 'I cannot understand ze America! papers," said the educated ioreurner. Here Is one zat saya ze bank Is gone up and here Is one zat Says za bank Is gone under." Chicago Tribune. GABEL'S Opposite the Park, LEHIGHTON, PA. Wo open up business (or the sssson wllh an assortment of goods Always In do- nauii uuring me watm qiontns ottheyear. Of course we continue to keep In slock and tell allklmlaof llim.inNo IlAimwAiiv: al- the lowest prlr-rs. Yon will Hurt It to your aurantsce lo have us quote rtlres tn you on this line of itooils. We hsve Pretty, Neat, bijllsli nml Sul slsliiilsl i.aiiy Coacheh from 0.00 Slid tipanrd. Cntne and see tht-rn. Have you a lau ? If .-n have ili.n'i fall to fa1 1 and see wlmi Uvi-in tin Lawn Moweii hue date Vh dm feient Mskee. The Price, nell. thai U n Icm as ihe lowest for a good, lirst elan sr tide Come and see us when ; n innkt up xmr mind to buy. H'e have nell.niaite Vvimii!,,., it-innm thai will stand Hie ktiirckmd nliuut thai the bov give them. We hsve Sli. in at ft reins, and i,r rP gnn, nral & strong The nek' -strfekv Vie i1nv ultl an 1.. here. Define, iliey come fjuaid our liouc with goo '. nell made Donn mid imtimi ScitiiEKK We have a ble, good and clieaii assort ment as these cowls. Hammock Dajs are coming on grace You Will Want to know wliern III 1...I I oi ns give vou a pointer. We have tttcui foi s lie. nthe and seo them. Look at the quality and then let tn tell Jon Ihe prlcee. Toilet Papf.ii We have n and ni course e have It to sell. Come here and ikokatlt. t sell It by the roll or bv the case at very low prices. Sciikkn ire for fence purposes or foi chicken coops. We hsve 60 rolls These aro only a few articles of the vers many that we have Come and see ut wnen jou want to buy. We show goodt with Dleasure snd whin chases they are delivered promptly. For the Prettiest Jewelry and the Best Watches, Clocks and Silverware the people 0f Carbon county must come to our store. We not only have thogooda but we sell them at prices that are low and perhaps a little lower than the same goods can be bought for elsewhere. We are not selling shoddy stuff for the best bscause we don't bellove In misrepresentation. Onr motto Is ''cooil honest goods at the very lowest prices." 'Before vou buy elsewhere we would be pleased to have Vou call and see us. Confectionery, Finn Cigars, Stationery, Dolls, etc. We carry In our usual full and com plete line all the above goods at the very lowest prices. Make It a point to call and see ns when yon need any. thing In our line and we are confident that It will pay you cash returns for your trouble. C. H. Nnsbaum, Bridge Street, .... Welssport, Pa. HIS PLAINTIVE PLEA. What n. Thontht lb. Sh.nld Ilave Added to JJer N.xattva. He had loved her Very tenderly and for a long time, but she had scorned him, says the Detroit Free Press. lie was no worm either, for he would have turned when trod upon, but she recked not this. It Was enough for her that she did not care for him. This Is usually enough for any wom an. Also for any man, when the boot is ou the other foot. For of such is the kingdom oi Cupid. His condition had at last become un bearable to him, and he had resolved to win all or lose alL It waa late one evening when the fateful moment arrived. "W 111 you marry roe?" he asked her In plain, untrimmed English, for he could trust himself to nothing in the ornamental line. She spurned him scornfully. "r,ol" she replied with sarcastic. nateiuj, cruel emphasis "no " -ine word pierced the heart in his bosom. Ills lips quivered and at first ce could not speak. nave you no more to say?" he asked ai last plaintively. xo, sir," ens replied, "twist more could I say?" "I didn't know," be murmured trem ulously, "but I think you might have saia 'JSo. i tbankvoul'" If. Applause. New Boarder I love to see a bou. quet of flowers on the table. It'a so nice to have something pretty to (The young lady boarders lnt hatn the new boarder after that) Once a asssLspsjsfK'' vs BsssseiaV 4w ' YOUNG GIRL'S FORTUNE AN INTERESTING SKETCH. vahinr appeal ao atrongly to a toother's toc-UMt im luer daughter ju-tt budding Into o'Duibood. Following: la o liuUiOcet "Our i tuhter, It Im or be, now ki year of age, ltd ut-tii'Mrrlbty n.fflk'ted with servoustutea, uud 1 1 X ' a tba entire u aof her right trta. 1&e li p fri.tu 'JMil and abandon her mi iu tact, we learea pi- yiiui aauccaaa DO YOU WEAR PANTS? If you do, you want a good lit, Latest btyle and First, Clans iPorkmanship. Leave your order with Frey DO YOU WEAR A COAT? You want a perfect lit. You want good Goods. You want a well made and stylish look ing .garment. Leave your order with Frey A Perfect Cure Mr. Joel n. Austin la a man wry highly es- Uemed by all who know him. lis is bow peouon attorney at Gotten, lad., and wet for 80 yean a BaptUt xnl ilonary mtnliter. lis mil "X auffered yer with welling of nTy limb, at times rery pain fill, especially at night. X ceutd Bt sleep. I MSrf HAytttH hTe taken tlx bott.es Vfe oi Hood's Baraaparllla, and (or weeks ther. has not been any swelling ol my (eet and limbs. I hare also sintered lor years with catarrh tn the head, whloli was working down Into my Hoods'Cures JunR, glnee trying Hood's Aarsaparllla tho pain m my neaa nai stopped auu i am poyiut o( a perfect cure." Get lld'a. Hood's Pllla act easily, yet promptly and txecUYeiy, on ww U?r ana bowels. 200. THOMAS' Drug :: Store? FIRST bTUEET, LEHIOHTON, PA. DST Spring is Coming- Use Thomas' Extract Sarsaprilla, To Purify The Blood 150 Doses for $1.00. Quality Guaraa teed. Henry Miller, LEHIGHTON, PLANING - MILL ltANUFAOTUltUK OP Window and Door Feames, Doors, Shutters, window wishes, Mouldings, Brackets AND DEALER IN AN Kills of Dressed Mer Shingles, Pailings, Hemlock Lumber, &c.,&c Very .Lowest Prices lU luva lia.1 that trrltiW (HIWUiu. anjploTfld itliyatclaos, but im raoelvd 11 1 - dtiaai roni ldmd. iw im or uui Auguat 114 ttdtghad bat ft pounds, and alt&ouan ah. Ua. faltaa only thrw tottlwi at N.rvlu. auc 1 1 n ruUtM VIS pounds; tier nervmwnaa and ijrutptoma of tfivltus danqa are entirely gone, .in uund school regularly, and auutMa with alrt ana tue. sue una roooverea no p baal Wiie i.uld urunuru fur our di&uznUT.tLo lib llr JtlloVN.rvltte has brpuaUt bra ju'ii my brothwr reuojnmwdd lb. tw- I I..J.U. fa 1 1 J. In nauint ndlrlnaa. aud ruuld nut IWten to bin. but aa a uutt iuut 1.1m ik ui il 1UIII1UU1- ton. N Y sold by all nualtlva tniaranl.fi. or m-at dlracl by tn. UrTHIU. klodVcal Co, E.kbart, J , on rvyigl of pries, H par fcoltle, six bottUs for ts. .spra. prepaid. It to potulW .-ly In. ova. enlau. st (fangMwa drug. Stoves, Tinware. Heaters and Ranges In Great Variety at Samuel Graver's ropular Store, Bank Street Roofing and Spouting a special ty btove repairs luinnlitkl on short notice IteeKmnblel Kemerer : J r- - AND SWARTZ, Just now, tin tin innovation, wo nro oiTcriii our ttwloim is t. bouutiftil book .S'hejij,-., 1 i.u tOfclVJlllH ,,j (,L. Woil'll, lll pvoiy F.T'y ,..:..r J ,.I::,..,e. W WOli'. I li! . ,,ry ,t,., 1, plrni I, . IJcil lSonni Sui'i 'in lor .Suit,. V Dining Uoom Fiirniiurr. Hook Onsen, Hall Racks, Flanrlsointj c7ni).'fR. Arc among tlin goods we sell at very low prices. Kemerer AND SWARTZ, GO TO SWEENY'S "Corner Store" Oranees, Lemons, Bananas. Nuts, Apples, Celery, Grants, Grapes, TaWe Raisins, Confec tions, Fancj Baskets, Qneens ware, anfla Ml line of Nice Groceries. Lowest prices, good treatment, prompt delivery Call and See Us. Corner Store, LEHIGHTON PA. GREAT SPEAR HEAD CONTEST. For the present we will carrv a full line of samples of season able goods from which you can select. Our prices will bo the very lowest., and in all cases we will guarantee satisfaction. We solicit your patronage H. L. FREY AMERICAN nOUSE, Op. the Rouud Housb. . . North First Street. If yon want to be In time and In ptcltet Good things Co qulcltlv.and procrastinat ing purchasers bare only themselves to blame. If they are compelled to be con tent with second class choices. Come quickly to onr large Carpet and Curtain Display at dh- - 801 IMMIIiTON STREET, Allentown. Pa Ap I -am HAVE YOUR Freiint, Bapie ani Parcels DELXVEBEO XY John F. Hottenstein. (Jareful attention paid to the Delivery of Freight, Baggage and Parcels to all parts of town at tbe lowest prices. A share of public pationage Is respectfully solicited. arLeave orders at Sweeny's, Kocb'i or iveioenaum s. F. P. HEIL, rOB TUS CELEBRATED 13 B B SEWING MACHINES OrriCE-Horlacher's Block, opposite the iie vuuey no use. Tti landing lUttaumnt In tb Lehigh CIRCLE CAFE LION HALL UU1LD1NU, JWfca. ALLENTOWN, Oil AS. A. UO Wal AN, Prop, SriUNO AND SUMMER Dress Goods In the very Neatest Btyles and at tbe Lowest Trices at E. IT. Snyder's, Fine Dress Goods, That can't be matcbedln this town or county fori Style Quality or Price See Onr Goods Before You Buy. BUI" VOUR Green Groceries AT Frank Leibengnth's NORTH FIRST STREET, where also can be found a Fine Line of Fine Groceries, Fruits, Candles, Green Vege tables in season, &a ,.i tltevery Lowest Prices. Prompt atten tion and good goods. (TT0ALL AND SEE US DRUGS, pure MEDICINES, genuine and best SOAPS, large l'ne and cheap. WINES,??000" fr medicinal use CIGARS, tne best made. SPECTACLES, an extensive and increasing trade. I guar antee satisfaction to every customer. PRESCRIPTIONS compounded. carefully Central Drug Store. Dr. C. T. HORN. KRUM AND ThU FoMiter Xtswrittt bis bn thoroughly HIU NKI ICTWUMUM, BVHMMKW MdUluos utt ol , superior ud inritlaiti tor. kA-Lti-UUt rJ hut the uet braoub ol AU tbe dstUttclei ol th MMaaMrvodftt tea. The Mr it Mipiia with noiM OlgAri, Ui. PIbIok Boom l& tho IUar. AprtIS ijr, KISTLER COIlNBn SECOND Si ALUM Bts. Want everybody in Lehighton to buy at their st-jre because they have not only an ex cellently assorted line of fine Dry Goods, Groceries Provisions, Boots, Shoes, &.,c but becau se their prices are low er than these goods can be bought for elsewhere in fown We show goods with pleas ure, quote prices and deliver all purchase. Don't forget, but call and see us, KRUM and KISTLER SAVETHE ,TACS. One Hundred and Seventy-Three Thousand Two Hundred and Fifty Dollars, 1 $173,250.00 In valuable Presents to bo Clvon Awny In Roturn for SPEAR HEAD TAGS. 1,105 STEM WINDING ELGIN GOLD WATCHES tMJOO CO 6,770 FINB IMTO11TBD FnEHCTt OPEHA O LASSES. MORPCCO tlODY, BLACK KNAMtL TIUMMlNCiH, OUA11AKTEED ACintOMATlo 'J 5M7S 00 23,100 IMMRTJBD GE11MAH DUCKUORN HANDLE, FODn BLADED lAKivT KNIVEU , 23,10000 1 1 5,600 SP'iJ'ED GOLD WATCH CTIAIUI nOTAIlV TELDSCOrE TOOTH 1'ICKa 6770)00 116,600 InaE riCTURES (Hiss inches) IN ELEVEN COLOltS, for framing, noadrertlslng on them .77. 2875 00 261,030 PRIZES, AMOUNTING TO $173,260 00 Ths abore article will ba dlntrlbutM, by rannllM, among parties who chew SPEAR HEAD Flug Tobacco, and return to us tba XI A TAUN Uken tberetrom. We will distribute 233 ot these prises In this conntr as follows i j To TnEPAUTY sending us tb. greatest number of 8 PEA II HEAD TAOS from sbl. county we will glre. 1 GOLD WATCH. T. thy ' FIVE PARTIES sending us the next greatest number of BPEAH HEAD TAGS, we will giro to each, 1 OPERA GLAB8...,S OPERA GLASSES. To the .TWENTY PARTIES : sending ns the next greatest number E-'JiESA" UEAU TAOfJ. wo will give to each 1 POCKET KNIFE a) POCKET KNIVES. To the" ONE HUNDRED PARTIES sendlw us the neat greatest number of R Hi A II HEAD TAGS, we will tlie to caco 1 UOLLED GOLD WATCH CHARM TOOTH PICK 100 TOOTH PICKS To tbe ONE nUNDUED PARTIES Bending ns the next greatest number ot SPEAR HEAD TAGH, we will gtre to each 1 tAIlOE PICTURE IN ELEVEN COLORS ....T.......!7T..... 100 PICTtJBES. Tofal Nnmber of Priae. rbr this County, 328. frJTIoH'-N Tags will bo received before January 1st, l0l, nor after February 1st, 183L Each package containing lags must be marked plainly with Namo of Bender. Town! Number of Tags In each package. All charges on packages mnst be READ. SPEAR nEAD possesses more qnalltlea of Intrinsic ralne than any other plug tobacco produced. It Is Ahe sweetest, the toughesu the richest. I. PEAK Ill'AU la absolutely, positively and dlallnetlv.ly dinerent In flavor from any other plug tobacco. A trSei will convince the most skeptical of this (act. It Is the lamest nciier of any similar ahaiaj andstirle on earth, which proves that It has caught the popular taste and pleases tho people. Try It, and partlclpato Ui the contest for prtxea. Heo that a TIN TAO Is on every lo cent piece of BPEAR HEAD you buy. Send In the tags, no matter how small the qnantlty. Very sincerely, THE P. J. SORQ COMPANY, MtDDLETOWlf, Onto, A list of the people obtaining these prttos In this county will be published In this paper Immediately after February 1st, 1891. J) DON'T SEND ANI TIGS BEFORE JANUiRT L ISS4. Ranges. toves and Heaters, and all ktudV of TINWAR nt Lowest Prices at W. S. KUHNS, Opposite the Round House, iehighton, F. W. Weil Co., 1031-1033 Linden St., Allentown. HEADQUARTERS FOR Wood Mantels, 1 ire-Place Furniture, GRILLE WORK, TILING - - - TILING SES? BUY OF THE MAKER. F. W. WEIL & CO., urn WIU 8a ve luiach Money nml Trouble ii'yoH bny rmrm m on i3 nr. m im m no a mm n MM MLUi.eS and all kluds of FRUITS, NUTS, AND CIGARS. From that Kellablo Wbolesal r, Wliolcsalo Comniisslon Dcalor, East Weissport, Pa. Wi lip Air A til r.n.1 Hi A JlTfAtltinil if Pnrmoro In rrnv OrimrAntn &tOCl nf RnTm.nfT TmnlpmPtltR. A tldvn fllA Iftrfroef nunrtmonf " - - " j--- J -vv ,aae suigvui uuuut lututtv found nnvwheie outside of the Imnloment denots outaida of thn large cities. We have over 50 ditft rent Plows to select from. Uur btock of Cultivators Spring Tooth Harrows, Hay Rakes, &c, is complete, wo have a full line of Repairs for the Syracuse, Wiard, Miller, Hnmburg, Conyinghnm, Keystone, Oliver, TPag ner and South Rend Plows. We have a larco lot of Binder Twine which will be sold low. Come and oxamlno onr Stock and set our prices before builng elsewhere, we are sure we can pfease you. We bave on band all sites of Teira Cotta Pipes, Cemeul Sand and Itoofloft Slate. Wa make a Specialty of putting up Electric Hall Bells and Burglar Alarms. Our Stock of Bulldine Hardware, Taints and Oils it complete and we earnestly solhlt your patronage. Lehigh Coal & Hardware Co., First HU9 Ijeliig-btoEi. 0 W KUJHTZ & CO. Lots of Fine New Gooods. All Kinds of Fishing Tackle Very Cheap. Come and see us. We are stocked with a large assortment of the things you need, CONTRACTORS & BUILDERS, THE CARBON CO. IMPROVEMENT CO., Limited, Successor lo H- Mr. Franllln PlanlM ME f eissiwrt.'Pa.. Desires to say that they are prepared at short notice to furnish bids and estimates on all kinds of Itougn A Dressed Lumbar, Doors, Sasbas, Ice., together wuh Fine In tailor Decorations in Oak, Walnut, Cbeirr or line, at tbe Tory lowest prices, consistent with good work and flrit-cU. material. We earnestly solicit your natroaaae and guarantee in leimo to give satisfaction in every particular. CAIUION COUNTY IMPR0VEMEM1 COMPANY, D. I.. DAVIS, Manager. THE POSITIVE CURE!. sa-( oevTuasa. m wsnta Bt,nwTork. rneaMa
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