ntllUB OF I-ASSAGMJ Which will ye hsve? It does seem as il sonw folks prefer to hsee the Yt wr?IU Il..r rather t.an Itw first. Tlisy rrrtiia11y Uoie themselves with iiurgllvM lotallywilhwit lrtue as alti-ratue miner thv15Sfil!!i HmmBch initrr-i I- the -wcuslul mmlMttainr tilt people's i-holre. and s pt, popular ; knowni- II n, there are unImllio on trims tlm.li-tlo remedies of tarniari Uja. II l . the intelligent lrllon ol the While Hat me well kno n and Ionic tried uropertle. ol the .Miters .ipjienl Ites-ou struma "e sun "J ...a natiftp nf niMlleatlnn. " n-il ituhle to our feet lithe lainpoieJlienrii, !.! arest ..alrkit ol th' r J r'Vohir, 60ME WHITE HYACINTHS. 11 The Mr. anil Mil, Jan. W. Shnllta. .ATHER AND MOTHER Roetorod to Hoalth. A Stricken Household Made Happy. 3J. and Wn. Jamil IF. Bhutto, of Wood itock. Vlittr Co., -A". T.. are ant of the moil retprctedfamilia ofamen in iht t hinly. Both bring etnektn with ii'saim rdate their happy recovery. Woodstock, Ulster Co., April 13, 1802. Dh David Kennedy : Dear Sir Naturally enerpctle I found It liaril to be the victim of (ell disease. I t terribly tronblrd -with my Mom itch, my food would break up sour after eatlnR would wnl0 B ctery I I night with a linrnlnar, nonr dlst-trr-sscd feeling there, that made mv II f almost unbearable. I doctored with jilijslclans and took many so-called cures but none helped me s seeing In the news pspenof the wonderful ctireg performed ly Ilr. l)Tld Kennedy's Fatorlte lfeinedy, of Ilondout, N. Y., I deler. lulned to try It) after using It a Utile, while relief came and before I bad fin ished the third liottlo I wm entirely citred. Jnst think or It stranger, from a sick man-HNTlKKIA CLUED. Al IHf Aff Before tislne Fa- HLVVH 9 Torito Itemed I mi: unit the exelamallon .rreKnal)t wlUi Fm over a Ihird ot a i-mtury the Itinera ii met with the endorsement nl people ... . iiaaa nnnltflnt. inHlHllH. COIlltl- iwlion.rlieninallim, debility and tronWes ae imiUKiili'il hy tlyspernU. iJitterly It has tie tinted IHell and ueeu thoroughly spproied us a remedy tor 'la grippe." A loBd of sorrow doesn't Wear one so much us a swarm of annoyances. tllttlNKKNNKs's, or the LlCJUOIt IIA1IIT, Unrest t ilome InTen lsys bysdra nls- teeing Jlr, llslnee- Oolden Sixrlllc. It ean be given In a glass ot beer, a enn ot rol ler or tea. or In food, vsllhont the knov.ledse o the patient. It is absolutely harmless, and will efleft a permanent and speedy cure, whether the tmllent Is a moderate drinker or an i alcohollo wreck. It has been gnen in thousands ol Jw. and In every instance a perfect eure has follow rd. II neier talis. The system on.-e I mures nated with Ihe specific, It beco'ue. an utter Ini tsltilllty tor the tmuor prte to exlit. Oures guaranteiil. s page book ol particulars tree, ildreasthe .Ioldkn srrciric Co.. iKace Mreet, Cincinnati, Ohio. s.-iy. Cotislderableattontion Is now being Iid to Ibo chemistry of tee pigments f A little 111. then a little pill. . The, 111 Is gone the pill has won. Heintfs Little lany uisers me nine imia iu, 6. ijiouias. uruggesv. Tin Ton want to enlov pood health. If so use ll'rlghi's Indian Vegetable l'llls, the use of which cleans the oowis auu puruy the blood. Cuatterton killed himsolf la despair the failure or alt tils projects. was constantly constipated and have mil ncen trouuiea mat way since. But the greatest blessing was the cure it per formed for my wife, who previous to tak Inz It was troubled with sickness common to all women She was so ill that she could hardly drag herself about-the home ; she too tried all kinds of soralknl positive cures but with no avail until she tiegan using Favorite Itemedy, and that was the medicine we had been prating for. After using it but a short while she began to pick up in health and strength and is a n ell iioman to-day. (Ol BDRC I honestly believe bad vUtC9 It not been for Dr. Kennedy's Favorite Remedy she would have been In her grave to-day. It's the greatest medicine on earth. It's worth Its weight In gold. Tours truly, JAMES W. SI1ULTIS. Read this over again ye sceptics and Ino edulous onesl OuRhtyou not to u so this valuabla modlclno and enl ay health and happiness? ms Reading R. R. System. Lehigh Valley Division. Anthracite Coal used exclusively insuring cleanliness and comtort. Arraugeuien or rassenger Trains. SCIIKDULE IN EfFKCT Dfo. i, 1802. TItAINS LKAVE LKHiaiJTON For Newark ami New York 4.23. 7.4(l,uil 1112, ft in . S OR. & 7.2H 11. 111. For llanunka t'bunk and NehlUere 7.4u .M, a. in.i 12.G7, 4.37 aud 7.2lp III. lror Latnbertville and Trentou 9.00 and lt.Ha.m.iaudU7S4 37i. m. , k-npHlutlnirtnii. I'ntiiHAiioiia. AlleiltOWn. Iletll- a.liem, and baston, 6.42, 7.48, 9 on, 9 M, li.is" a, 111 , 1.1.07. v.,3.w, ;ji,o;a, i.2uauu iu.i ii in. ror i uiiauripiiia iiu iiuiuvt oiu,. ,w u.,.. 7.4u, u.&4 aua a. lU.I Z.i, oi, nu I'M n m. Fur Heading andltarnsburg 4,23,7.40 and 11.12 S.06, 6.22 and 7.20 p.ra. ror miwiiians, iiiikii unK. .,v, ..... ry's, White Hall, Ooplay. and llokendau'iu.i C.1i, hwi.H a. hi. i-".ui 10 97 11 m. for Jlauch Chunk 6.62,7.43, 9.36, 11.20 and 11.53 a.m.: 1.10, 3.16, 4.15,6.20,7.22,8.39,9.30 p. nl. - Kor Weatherly aud Uazlelon 6.62, 7.4J 9.3d and 11.63 a.m.: 4.16,6.20,7.22. UUW p.in. J,,, , For siahauoy City, Shenandoah and Ashlaud 6.62, 7.43, 9 JO and 1 1.53 a in.; 4.1 6.20 & 7.22 p nl. For Mt. Carmel and Kbsmoklii 6.62, 7.43 and II , m . s w n m. For I'ottsville 6 62, 7.43, 7.46, 9J6 11.12 and 11.63 a. in., a.w, h.io. (.22 aim i.wi o.m 1,-or WhIlM llaven. WllkenbArre and Scrantoll 7.43, 9.36 and 1 1 J3 a.m. I 4.15, 6.20, 7.21 aud 10.69 u. m. For Plttston and U & II. Juiict, 7.43, 9,30, and 1 1 B'l a m . . 1 I R. S 'JO. 7.9-i liml OJ&i II. 111. For Tunkhannock 7,43 aud U.U a. in.; 4.15, 6.20 and 10.69 p.m. For Uwego, Auburn, Ithaca and Ueneva 11.53 a.m.; 10.69 p.m. ... , , For ijiccyvllle.Towanda, Bayre, Waveriy, F.I mlra, Kochester, BuBalo, N'air.ira Falls aud the Vt it K.1 iL.ni.Aiul IILfkU II. 111. ForKliutra aud the West via Salamanca at 4.16 p. m arvmv tiuins. For New York 4.266.07 and 11.12a.m.; 6.17 aud 1W n For 1'hlladellihla 4,26 7.67 a. m.: 2.62,6.17 and 1M ti. m. )Yr Easloa and Intermediate stations, 6.07, T.!t7 II li,m., HUT '2Jt. fi.17 and 9.U2 O. 111. For Mauch Chunk 8.14, 9.66, 11.20, 11.3s 11.53 a. in. ; a.16, 6.16, 8.44. aud 9.36 p. III. hn, l!p,llncr nl A 07 h. in.: 2.62 and 7.20 D. m For llazleton 9.66, and II 53,a.m.; 3.16 aud 10.69 '''For MahanoyClty and Shenandoah 9.56, 11.63 a. in., auu 9.,o i. in. For I'oIIjivIUp At 9.62 D. Ill . For White Haven, Wllkes-llarre, Plttston, lUIIKUaUllOQK, lOWanUH, SU)ir. lliin- u, .(--nca. Auburn, Klinlra, Itochester, Uunalo, Magara Falls and the West 11.53 a, m. and 1059 p. in. For further particulars Inquire ot AKents tor lime lauies. O. tl. HANCOCK-, tleueral Fassenger Agent, Philadelphia, Fa. A. W. NONNEMACIIEIt. Ass't flrneral Fas senuer Agent, bouui lieiuieiieiu, ra. MaH4.'92.1v MKltIT WINS. Till rpme.lv Is heeoinlniz so well known Ami n tmnnlar as to need no special men tion. All who havo nsed Electric Blttrrs sing 'ho same song of praise. A purer medicine daes not exist and It is guaran teed to ilo all that Is claimed. Electric Hitlers will cme all diseases ot tne i,ivcr and Kidneys, will remove l'imples, Dolls, Salt liheuni ami other autcliuns caused uy Imunre hlooil. 11111 brive l,a!arl. Irem the ajslein ami prevent as well as cure an i hi n lovers. enr cure oi iieauaciie. Cohsllpillou and Indigestion tsy Electric Hitters Entire satisfaction guaranteed, or monei refunded Price 00 cts and H.OO per bottle at Iteher's Drug More, L.enigii ion, and Uiery's Drug Store, Welsstwrt. .The female canary bird does not sing ut all and rarely brings over 81. llowUnpleittiatit av that his little cirl Is troubled with malaria very severely, anil '.hat since he gave her Sulphur Killers, he never thinks of leaving New York for his summer re sort without a lew uotlius. lor luev always cure his family, and aie far superior to quinine. Women may be old aud wrinkled, yet beautiful and sweet. USE DANA'S SAItSAl'Altll.LA, IK 'THE KIND TUAI UU HCS. insects, espeolally of batter-flics Subscribe for this paper only $1. Do to my sweet t of lne, ftowen, and repeat foi me AUtliat my heart vruuMcrroiit o'er the waets to lirr. Paase In the Talley hot; on the hill dally not; Winged whh my lore and my lonflrig-oh. hftete to her! Ring ytmr white balls for her not any knells ror herf Chimes that are fragrant and rich In theft rarllv. Bid her be leal to me. loyal as steel to met Uld her bare ratth lu met bid her have char ttyl Clinton Soollard la Harper's Baear. dourn starrs, and tliey Tioaf tt mm Btrat the front dour softly behind him. "Well, Gertrude," said Mr. Conrtland hopefally, "was the end of yonr evening auocesafal? If it pleoeeg you, tomorrow I'll try something In the comlo line do n little dance, dally with the Bosnia or dip into melodrama." Ills wife, rousing herself, gave a re gretful sigh. It was very interesting, Klcuard, Very, lint" looking up to him with n shadow in the lovely eyes "I wish I had read that letter." Anne Nettleton in New Orleans Times-Democrat. INTERRUPTED. At about 9 in the evening a man tnrned the corner of Madison avenue and Sixty third street, walked slowly along the block, then pausing glanced at n row of handsome houses which stood in theti sameness, dark and stately, selected the third, mounted the high steps and au thoritatively rang the bclL It was early spring, the air was soft. the night still, and the sharp clang echoed for a moment before the door was opened by n trim waiting maid. The moonlight revealed to this innld a boyish looking fellow, who held carefully in both hands a flowerpot containing a most beautiful azalea lu the full bloom of its pink blos soms. The maid involuntarily smiled as she saw the lovely flower, and the smile was answered ny an engnging one from the young man. "Is Mrs. Courtland at home?' "No, sir." "Mr. Courtlaud'r" "No, sir. They aront the theater." An expression of disappointment cross ed the youth's face, and he hesitated as if puzzled. "Won't you sten in?" After an instant's pause tho man did so, threw a comprehensive glance about him- and said, "I promised to deliver this plant to Mrs. Conrtland herself. but it's a long way up, and I believe IH leave it." lie had one of those pathetic voices in which there is an unconscious appeal, and this, together with his frank blue eve and pleasant manner, created sym pathy for his disappointment in the maid's heart. So she received the plant carefully from him and was about to place it on a hall chair when the man gently interposed, "Excuse me; I'd rath er you'd put it in a safer place." "Surely," and as the plant was heavy tho maid went slowly down the long hall, turning her back completejy. The man dropped a card on the chair, pushed the door to with a loud Blam. and with astonishing agility and lightness sprang up the staircase, disappearing before her return. "Well, he might ha' waited," shemut tered, throwing the card into the silver salver, and the man, who paused in tho hall above, heard her descend into the basement. lie smiled, listened, stepped into the dimly lighted library, passed through two dressing rooms into the bedroom beyond, turned up the gas slightly, and with allghtning glance tookin the apart ment and its appointments. As he had calculated, the room was prepared for the night, so he ran little chance ol ,.1.1. - being disturbed. UD 1UUVUW IIUUW, uu. uu bUUQU sight of a gray coat thrown carelessly Vnllihi" so illstiessine as Cough. Nothing so foolish as to suffer t I. XTn.l.ln.. an ,1-nmMn, if atloWMl to continue. One Jflnule Uotwb Cure gives over a chair. This he seized, thrnst his nimediate relief. 1. D. Tiiouias. band into the insiae pocKei ana arew . forth with evident satisfaction a letter, Broad nails belong to geutle, nervous jjjjj, hastily examining, he kept. He bashful people. then replaced the coat with precision. ' lowered the light, listened intently ana Do vnu lack faith and love health Let I nrennrod to descend, when the click of a ... aatal.llal, r.,,r Faith flOil rPft'.nr VOIH I 5, a. , 1 II..I..1 V. health with peWltfsSarsaDatllla, Thomas he 0nerBof tUe honBe had rcturned. me mu.6uu . p,witter, nn ttia at r. Double portieres draped the doors. He alinned between them. Mrs. Conrtland entered, turned up tne, light and with negligent grace threw off a long opera wrap, revealing that she was a beautiful woman in full evening dress, tall, slight, blond, Fer a full Pittsburg is known iu Europe as the City of Bridges. Iteber and Ulerv the druggists desire us to publish the following testimony as they handle the remedy and believe 11 to be rpllahln. I bought a 50c boltle of unamoenrin's minute she gazed at herself renecteain Pain Daliu and applied it to my limbs, the cheval glass, then discontentedly sat which have been afflicted with rheumatism al Intervals for one rear. At the time 1 bought the Pain Balm I was unable to walk, l can iriiiuiuny say mat rain Halm has comoletelv cured me. It. II. Parr. Holvwooil. Kau. Mr. A. B Cox. the leading druggist atllolywood, vouches for the trutn ol tne above statement, All invnlid's chair is electrically pro pelled. HOW'S THIS, as ineicury will surely destroy the sense ot Milieu Olio l-oiiiiiieieiy urntuur lllo numo nja lein wnen eiiierini: ii iiiroiiaii me iimtuui bui r.iiM. ttneh firili-lea iiimlil never be used ex cept on prescriptions troui reputable physicians. A " as the damage they will do Is ten lold to the 1 hate it. down before it and commenced unclasp ing the ornaments from dress and hair and arms. A well built man with a plain face and fine carriage entered and stood silently refrarding her. Tired, uertruaer air. tjourtiana asked kindly. No." "SicW" 'No." "What then?' "Bored; so bored." Why not havo gone to the operar I have heard 'Lohengrin' until good you possibly deme from them. Hall's Catarrh Cure, mauulatured by F. J U heney &. in -li.hwln II. cniitAlna no iiierciirv. and is uikeu internally, aciiog oireciiv upon uw muuu mid mucous surfaces of the sisteut. Ill buvlng Hall's Catarrh cure be sure ou get tne genuine It la IMMPII lllll-inAHV AllO IS 1II1LOB 111 lOICUO. Ohio, by F J Cheney & Co. Testimonials free. af-.-HJiu uy oruggisis, price ijo ier uouie, Make money your god, It will plaguo you llko the dovil. 'Gertrude," tenderly, -"you aro not unhappy? You love iner "Yes," indiuerentiy. "Then what troubles vou?" "Nothing. Everything is so tedioui I am weary (if people, weary of clothes, weary oi myseu. "And weary of iner His wife did not answer, perhaps did not hear. Mr. Courtland pondered Intently, look ing at her curiously as she unwound a long scarf from her throat. Suddenly he crossed the room, and tasitig up tne gray PROF. ALEXANDER BOOMOU D1SCOVEUEK OF BmJron's Miraculous Remedies Libera! Minded I'liyilcUiiV i:nIorne Tftei As being t tie (IrtaU-sl Puslme t il e when Us. In atconlatice to .acinic tions. In t.ateRwti here tofore Bo-culled Incur- abit) uipiaueria, Attin inu, brt-nvhtll-, catarrh, fuiijientUwittf Ilw luiiuv, 1 ' BiHu.eijr unit liinUH par- niatural cunitltiOii. Mlue blu and tiontv disease cure,, itiivtiinniiftii. Sdaiiea, neuralgia, UrlKlit'adleiweof tti kid ue)a,llverroiutiialut,dtu!itery( and auH'alled swart disease ara entirely cured by .Hire nirdl or ol lay own preparing. uliurlnK nine years over 16,000 iwrsous have hatl theHe inedii'lnesand are llvtiiK Mlineaae tt their wurth. 1 will Uvt no Into practlc my elf,belntoerT4iears ol age, will aell iu) iiieutclaeii only, 1 have two eminent ihysic.ans conunecied with me to attend to calling al the midcucej of tbe sick ilrrqulred, TKHTIMON! AiaH. From I'ftirU'k Iturke. fHILaiUKl.ru I At April 6, Hrofessur floudroulear Sir Atlcw tne to tend ou my sincere inauHsiur ine kou inai your medicine done me, and you oan imbllsli this letter If ) oil clioone, for thtt tenetlt of the sultfrers, in which 1 will state 1 had in) hand crushed eoupliuif the cars, aud ttuvtorvil font, and waln the hosoltal ntHiut six weeks, and my hand becaineso swollen, and I ulUm ma in almost every neighborhood through out the west there U some one or more persons whose lives, have been sated by ilha.Hber.alii'a tJolic. Cholera ami Dlar rhoea Kemedv, of who have been cured of coat put his hand lntooueof the pockets, clionlc uiarriiuji uy it-, nucn persons laau "Where is that letterr' especial pleasure iu recoinmemims tue remedy to othurs. The prlse that follows Its iniiuilucilou and use makes it ver) popular. 25 and 50 cent holtles for sale by Ueber aud Biery, The word "licorice" is u Greek origin ! ami means "sweet root," "There Is a sal? for every wound. We reffr to OeWltt's Witch Hazel Salve, cures burns, bruises, ruts, tmln-ent sores, as a loeal appliratlon in the uostiils II cures caiarnu aim always cures pnes. i I). '1 nomas, imitfKm. A miu's secoud childhood begins when a woman gets hold of him. What letter?" asked his wife, startled by the sharp tone of his voice. "The letter 1 left in the pocKet or tins eoat." The man hehlnd the portieres started. I saw no letter." replied Mrs. Court- land, rising. "You havo stolen Mr his volceincreas- Intr in harshness as with mechanical courtesy he handed her the scarf she let fall. "Richardr "Stolen it. I saT He was a powerful man. His brow grew heavy, his dark eye glowed, his hands trembled, ho looked brutal, and as he strode up to his wife the woman shrank. 'Richard, what Is it? Why are you so would uav to get my tituid ttinputaUMt to uu niy life but 1 wasUud by one oliny frirudslo go to frof. loudrou's office, aud ffet momc ol hU medltine for it, aud that he kuew U would tut my baud. I w Kiit there and got the ineaieine, and in two weeki the swelling all wenl dowu.and I had the usboI my flutters. Then l went tw work, and ousider ni)f If well, and e amenity recoHiiuend the remedy to all alnleid like me. There Is nothing In the world like tt to dentroy blood poison, reduce swelling, &si.ltiiiate pain, reur tiu tu'tlou lu the nerves, aud lireuitiiinu in the blood theiels nothing to comitate to It. ltespeclfully youta, PAHtU K ItUKKK. 1703 N. Wll M. l'nuaaelilua, 1'a, From Josepb Klrkner in Ninth btre4, 1'biUdelnhla, I'a Pleae allow me to add inv Uwtlutuuy to yonr list lUwuie been tuuatruvk tbiee time Uurlmt twenty years, the last tlnte It was so bad that 1 oeu lasi i or iuur in-uum; nu inv wiv vwmi Tllli' nilir nlflVVW llultl, mint nnl ka -...lani..! nt.l I,. rv.tr.ri-l t StrangO?" Ely's Cream if aim cures al once, it is xuo tuuwmpn v,aw .huv oerfecilv safe and easily applletl Into the interested. ffPlr!lv. TlieHorUcasei yieldinutoit Mr. CurtodTBelnnglihvnf sarins, UNEormy children nau a very baa uis- ,,rii m v . i r. .. . . i .. . uiiba uv. w PlMae tiu.ai - cuarKP ironi lipr ihwmj. iu iiiiysiciaiis i ,(T.. ,V - An ,. ,i-cina urncrlM . but wlthunt benefit. We tried -"" klv'a (Vim Halm, ami uch to our surnrtse I you. there was a marked Irnprnyeinant. We "dive it up, h reiterated. com I lined mtui lha Halm aud in a short "Heaven heln mel He will kill me' ihue the discharge was cured. U. A. lary or oer husband suddenly made a men- Miming, . . acini moveuient. as thouKU to aeiie her .L.l m. .1.1 a au HUIKIV. JIIOKVITUKI wbibiii. ui me vuuieso ,.ctr ,v, Ml.m,nl ,n,on i oi.i i. i.u...-i...ii.nn n,....ii I . -jut v"i"v""' .: ui.iu ... ,. out from uehlnd the portiere. age weiitut. of the brain ill any other I Tue tnree attitudiniied In amazed si- race, lence. "Who are you?" askel Jlr. Conrtland. 1TI...U l .irjr. TUB uiau lvwitated, then answered slui- llaeterla In Tobacco. There seems to be no end to the dis coveries that await us concerning bac teria, and the relations of those lulcro sooplo organisms to the well being of man. Who would- ever have thought that the peculiar Savors which charac terize different kinds or brands of tobac co aro due to the presence of bacteria? et that is the conclusion t which in vestigations by a German botanist lead. In curing tobacco, or preparing the raw, green leaf for use, a fermentative process called sweating is gone through with. It has been supposed that the chemical changes induced by this process were the source of the peculiar qualities .possessed by tho cured tobacco, lint, according to Suchaland's experiments, it appears that micro-organisms may be the real cause of the changes. He has examined tobacco from all parts of the world which had been cured and has found in it an abundance o: mi cro-organisms, nnd upon cultivating the bacteria from a particular kind of tobac co and ' then "inoculating another kind nth this culture he has produced in it the taste and aroma of the Original. This discovery has led to the sugges tion that the quality of tobacco grown in any country may be improved by sim ply inoculating it with .bacteria from some finer flavored leaf growing else- here. Wines have . ready been im- roved by a similar process. Youth's rjompanion. Trouble M Hh a Bword. A Lewistou young man who was in Portland. Saturday night found some antiuuo Turkish swords in a window ob Congress street, nnd having a lore for art bought one for ornamental purposes aud asked that tho clerk do' it nu in naiier.ii lieforo he had gone half block the paper came off. The young man was waiting for the Boston boat to start. Ho carried the sword about the streets till peoplo began to comment upon it. Then he hid it under his ulster nnd was standing on the corner talking when it slipped down, striking on his ta with tho sharp point. He picked it up rain and hid it under his coat. When he got into the theater, he was about to be seated when he thought of tho sword under his coat. He could not sit down until that sword came out, so unbuttoning tho coat ho held the sword ill his lap all the evening. At midnight when he went on board the bait one of the officers saw the sword and said, "You may leave your valuables with the purs- r." Bangor Commercial. Undemocratic) France. As a matter of fact Frenchmen are about the least democratic people in the world in their social longings and ideals. France is politically a republic, but so cially it keeps up most of the character istics of an aristocracy. 'I he difference between her and America in this respect is prodigious. In tho United States it is impossible to nnd a man with a decc 'a tion; in France it is difficult to find any body without one. In spite of the revo lution titles are Btill maintained, and the mguebfr Hiuuiiiuu ui every uuurgeoiB would lie satisfied if he conld marry his daughter to a nobleman. The insatiable thirst to put on a uniform of some kind, no matter what, has often been used as a reproach against our Gallic friends. London Telegraph. Tho Uaneer In Cheap (inm. Things made to look like guns are sold for as low a figure us t35. but I want no such "gas pipes" at my shoulder. As the cheap watch keeps time in a fashion, so does the cheap gnu perform. It will kill birds fairly well for a time II held straight, but it will not stand continuous use, and it .may contain a flaw or flaws In the barrels, which the owners oi it may not detect until too late. When the cheap watch wears out and breaks, no great harm can result, but when a sham gun concludes to spread itself well, that Is another storyl If I had a fair young son, full of prom lse and with a few ounces of gray mat ter scattered through his Intellect if took pride in the boy and dreamed of fu ture presidential candidature or high po sition in church or state for him just about the last place on the Lord earth where I'd want to see him stand would be before, behind or alongside of one of those infernal machines known as a cheap gun. He might load and fire it many times with no other result than a cracK, a Binoko and perhaps a dead bird or ani mal, and he might nlso only fire a few times, but once too often, and go single sculling across the river Styx, in conse quence of his supposed to be sane par ent's criminal folly in giving him a weap on to use which was liable to blow head or an arm or a few soctions of hands off him at a most unexpected and unfavorable time, Outing. Thackeray's Influence Over Sata. Q. A. Sala recalls a meeting In his youth with the white haired Thackeray and the strong impression made upon him by the novelist's kindness. "1 have not forgotten, I hope," he says, "one word of the wise and gentle counsel which Thackeray give me that night, and how' he bade me 'buckle my belt tight,' 'hang out my sign' aud ask him to come and take a chop with me. Some of his forecasts of what I might do if I tried proved to be almost of the nature of prophecy, and if I may borrow an im age from ona of the crafts which I prac ticed iu my youth I may say that my heart and mind were to me as he talked even of the nature'of a plate of copper, and that, withtheaRcutest of needles and the strongest ef aquafortis, he etched and bit in' on that plate a rule 'of work aud study and eonduct from which I have been enabled these many years past very rarely to deviate. KOCH AND SHAffiWEILER Spring and Summer Clotliin 5 for 1893'. " FORTUNE SBILO ON HIM WEEN EE BOUGHT HIS NEW SD1T OF OS." WASHABLE SUIT. OUR MENS and YOUTHS DEPARTMENT. OUR LINES OF SPUING AND SUMMKH CLOTHING ARE pronounced by competent Jnds to be the Choicest, Richest and Most Extensive ever shown by any house In the State. We offer exlraordlnsrj value Good and Stylish Knockabont and Business Salts for tJS.00. Men's Serviceable Suits, Neat Stripes, for tO.&O. Men's Fashionable Business Salts sor $8.50. Men's Fine Silk Mixed Suits, well made for 1 10 00 and $12.00. Men's Fine Scotch and Fancy Cheviot Summer Suits, from tu.50, $3, ilO and $12. Hands.me line of Fine Black Dress Salts, Hack and Cutaway Coats, $10, $12, $15 and $13, Men's and Bo.s' Working rants, In Many Different Patterns, from 75c, to $1. and fl.Sn. Truth Brands Our Goods Honesty Quality. OUR CHILDREN'S DEPARTMENT. OUR FURNISHING DEPARTMENT. MOTHERS WHO BUY Boys' and ChllJren's Clothing should not fall to set the Hundreds of New Novelties In our Spring and Summer Stock. We show lots of Attractive Styles In Boy's Suits that are built for service as well as looks, and can fit all ages and sizes with good success. Prices ara extremely low with us all through our Children's Department, and we can certainly please you If you give us the opportunity. Come and see onr wonderful "RonEh and Tumble" School Suits for $1. Stylish Boy's Single and Double Breasted Suits, 4 to 14 years, $1.50 and $2 00. Boy's Handsoms All-Wool Suits, extra qualltlos, 4 to 14 years, $2.50, $3 and f .50. THINK OF IT I A fine all Scotch Suit, 2 pair of pants and a hat for $5. ANOTHER NEW THING I Our new Fine all wool Boy's Suits with Double Knee and Seat. Over 1500 pair Boy's Knee Pants at our wonderful prices, 25c. 35c and 50c A charmincf disntav of fthirt and Blouse Waists. Slnele and Double Breasted Suits. Jersev Suits. Zoitnve Hnlts. Vestee Suits, Fanntleroy Suits, Russian Blouse Suits, Washable Suits. Fashion Pronounces Them Correct Styles. ri"!HERE IS NCTniNG a man will ask for that we cannot show In onr great assortment of Spring Furnishing Goods. It mnst he X seen to get an Idea of the many attractions here representing High Values at Low Prices. NEW STYLES In Suspenders, Silk Handkerchiefs, Dress Shirts, Ltrlen and Celluloid Collars and Cuffs, Laundrled and Soft Negligee Colored Shlsts, with Collars attached and detacahable, Sweaters, Blcjcle Hose, Children's Fast Black nose, 2oe. aoair, tne Best aoc. ana ouc uuung, Baieen anu unevior. norxiagoniriseyer snown berore. iancy Half Hose, Lisle Thread Gloves for Military, Knights Templar and Driving Purposes. NOVELTIES in Fine Umbrellas, W alklng Canes. Rubber Coats and Mackintoshes, Fine Night Robes, Walking, Brivlng, Dress and Working Kid and Leather Gloves, Hermsdorf, Fast Black Half Hose, 2 pair for 25c and extra quality Workman's Half Hose, 3 pair for 25c A I1EWILDERNESS of Riches Is found In onr Spring Neckwear. Bows, Ascota, Puffs Four-ln.lland and Teck Scarfs In beautiful designs. "One eyt witness is better than ten near says, ' wnen you see our choice selections. OUR Unlimited stock of Fine Balbrlggan, Dr. Jaegers Sanitary, IPhlte and Gray Merino Gauze and Fine Summer Wool len Underwear are a strong featuie of the department. Economy Recommends Our Low Prices. OUR THE SPIUNG AND SUMMER SEASON OP 1893 rinds us unusually prepared with large and complet lines of Fine Suitings, Trouserings and Overcoatings never befoio equalled for style and finish Money is saved liy buying from our elegant selections of Sc.hotches, Whipcords, Bedfords, Clay Worsted, Chev iots, Corkscrews and Wide Wale Suitings and Trouserings. A tasty line of Scotch Cheviot, Melton nnd Kersey Oyercontings. Handsome a'ud latest colorings in line West or Enoland Tkodsebings. Truth Neyer e of our APOINTEH-Post yourself regarding the NEW STYLES. We wish to inform you that Trutl Fears a Rigid Examination when we display the Fine Workmanship, Fit, Durability and Styl luuue iu aienHure uarments. If Yon Want lo Enjoy toe Ml PnrQhase Power of Tour MONEY Sjeni II With MERCHANT TAILORING DEPARTMENT. K0GH & SHANKWEIIsER. HOTEL ALLEN BUILDING; ALLENTOWN, PENNA. I OUR NEW Double Breasted SUIT. Cures Hood's Stovea, Tinware. Heaters and Ranges, In Great Yariety at Samuel Gbaver's Popular Store, Bank Street. Sir: Ilmru Speakman Ot rhllaaelpMa. A Week of Writing Would Not Toll tho Story Scrofula for Seven Tear Cured by Hood' Saraaparilla. A week devoted to writing would net be uf- flelent to tell of the good nood'i SutaparilU ttu dona me. Berea year to a ronninf lore tp pe&red on B17 ankle, which crew worse until It entirely covered my foot and the bones came out 01 1117 wci, inca iu lores aupeiirea o iny other toot, light arm and hand. Holes were Roofing and Spouting a special ty Stove repairs furnished on short notice Reasonable! eaten lo my lower limbs, my arm was one great sore from the shoulder down, and the bones imo out of two ot my flngtrs. Words Cannot Tell My Sufferings. I eoold not sleep and h&d bo appetite. About three years alter the first appearance of the dis ease my husband read of what Hood's fiarsapa rllle had done for ethers, and urged me to try It. I was confined to the bed at the time, had Sren up all hope. However. I eommenoed king the medicine, and before I had finished the bottle, could steep, and not only cat, hut enjoy my food. Now the Sores are All Healed Up with the exoeptlon of one spot on my limb. X thank God for having: directed my husband's at tendon to Hood's Sarsaparllla, etbsrwUe X should have been In my rrave. I ean now move about with the aid ot crutches, and will always need their assistance, but anyone who had atea my eonaiaon wnen 1 coaim ncea 10 uu Hood's Sarsaparilla would marvel that I ara now altTo U mora at alL" Mas. Uaxr Breixiuir, 1725 Latoaa Street, rmaaelpMa. Henry Miller, LEHIGHTON, PLANING - MILL. wanufactubkb okj Window and Door Frames, Doors Shutters, window fashes, Mouldings, Brackets AND DHALEll IN Ml Kinds of Dressefl Limler Shingles, Paiiings, Hemlock Lumber, &c.,&c, Very Lowest Prices. MY t ut doctor. Iiut was still ihdIuk away. Mliliap- be lu poor, aud great imiu all over lua. ai lemiitiHl lo go out. but could not atauil tlwauu. would olten drop donn Hlilleat'eiuptliteto wallj irmraseHascou'iaerea a ery luuioue: it wai iucllutd to run ou ooliKOatlon ol iuh bralu. was Itiru reconmiHndod to Prof. Uouurou'a ntedlelne and 1 made out to cot to tils olllc, k-.it N- ldtti ktrrt. and 1 not tne lutxliclue aud lu ttWM- Mtkl time I wai ablo to be out attd Lndltta to my tiusloess, though nue of iu hortoa dliT In the ueautlmntroiu toe bead, white I frtood H. and aui able to attend to uuMucua now. Ttunlu to llod Ahulffhtv aud to Prof, ltoudron'a medi cine, Hhn-h i Villi reawinmend toreter to any poor auOeter as 1 was. would be pleaiwd to liare any one call ami tee nie for further tuforraaUou. Itespectfully yours JOSa.ru KIltKKK. OMre aud Laboratory open dally fioiu 1 a. m. to a p in. Uall or wTlte to im SoNa Tenia! Mmtu dec 10. ly. l"hlUutlphi. Fa. Bund - cent stamp for valuable book. Prnlialjlv tho maaa of liriaon poetry ply. "Jonas lYune. which has lwii writteu on htooU nnd "Ohr cried Mrs. Courtland, "takecate. tiH.li.iats ii n.l acrntrhed oil nrifcon walla lie may be armed.' far oTnwila flint which hoa found eiurea- The rounir man smiles. "I should eiou on .mper, and many n "inute, in- think, tna'aiu," he Bald quietly, "you'll eloriouB Milton" has Iwuun and unienea be wore alralil ot mm man tne. it i hia jiolltloal career with these "lost to Lailn t 'a t Uonglit lie u nurt you, i u never Blunt" nrrHlnntiniiA. I given invaelf awav." There Is in existence a ehort poem. Mrs. Courtland lootreu cewiiuerea, jn said to liave been scratched by a maniac I her surprise she had forgotten her hus on the wall of hia cell, which runs thus. band's auger. Could I with Ink the ocean nu, "What are you doing Merer sue asuea. ere an tne world ot parchmeut made, "Well." he replied respectfully, "Id Were eiery reed ou earth a Hulll I lu, 't ,, "Yes, but you must say. You are not a trnW" "No'ia,' A tloff That Stopped a Hanaway. I had a dog named Chris. One day pana and mamma went out riding, and the dog went with them. As they went around a corner three miles from home, the carriage tipped over and threw them out, and then the carriage righted itself, the lines dragging under the carriage. The doe. who was under the carriage, pulled the lines with his teeth and tried to ston the home from running and oould not Then he ran to the horse's head and kept jumping, nipping him in the nose, so he stopped running aud walked. Every time he tried to run the dog kept on In that way for two miles nutll a policeman stopped him. Ever after, so long as he lived, whenever the horse would start up suddenly, Chris would go right to the horses Head. Cor. New York Kecorder. Hood's Pills eure llier His, eoaittpatlon. biliousness, Jaundice, sick headache, udlx&i uon THOMAS' Drug :: Store FIRST STnEET, LEMUHTON. TA. Spring is Coming- Use Thomas Extract Sarsaprilla, To Purify The Blood-150 Doses for $1.00. Quality Guaran teed- And etery inan a scribe by trade. To write the love of Ood alone Would drain that ocean dry. Kor oould the scrull contain the whole. Though htretobed frcuu sky to sky. T1m autheutiolty of this being the work , , Well, then, what!" asked Mr. Court- of a maniac lias often been questioned because of the beauty of its expression and its sonud reason, but the story stauds. All the Year Hound. Klrrtrlcal Sunstroke. It Is now claimed that there la such a tiling as electrical sunstroke. The work era around electrical furnaces in which metal aluminium is produced suffer from them. The intense light causes painful (XsigeaUous, which cannot be wholly pre vented by wearing deep colored glasses. vaNew York Evening Sun. A.S.Rabeiiold, Uulk. u Orrica : Oyer J. tV sUude Usuor More, BANK STRBBT. LBUIOHTOH. ochliBtry IB Ml ite hmwh- im-vu miracle! - ' . , TuioutPain Oass4(Blnls(edwtMuriuedMl. death as compared with the worry of life . irfk-e Days WEiiNKsDA V ol each oeek. i that many or his auditors killed litem f ii. aadiest. IUJIN.OWN, selves, &ud to stop the epidemlo l'tuleui; s 1 1 lUlwlKouMv.Pa. ordered hun to teach no mure In public. I St. Louis Qlobe-Oewocrf tj. Power of a Philosopher. llesnaiuuua. the ansat philosopher, dis coursed so eloquently ou the peace of Well, sir." said the yonth cheerfully, I work for Bovton" naming a swell tailor "and before he sent your suit home he wore It courtiu his lady friend and left a letter in it. It was not the kind of a letter," looking down modestly, "for others to see, and I undertook to get tt without lettin you know he'd wore your clothes, but I got rattled when you seemed so mad. The letter wasn't any use to you, was lti" "Yes, It ic hard, what made you so angryr "Gertrude," answered her husband. "I expected to find no letter. I was giv ing a lesson in realism. It was a pre tense a little bt ot acting to cure my wife's ennui." "Then you was actio, sir," said Jonas doubtfully. "I'm thlnkiu It'll he for our mutual advantage to say nothlu of all this. Oood evening, ma'am," aud with a aoBts little bftw Jojias Cin. wasd The Heath of Mark Antony. Mark Antony gave the world for a wo man's love, but found himself so poorly compensated by the exchange that in desperation at the approach of Octavius. and being informed that Cleopatra was endeavoring to make terms for herself by surrendering him, lie stabbed iiimseii with his lUvgger. Being revived, he re ceived the uu-esage sent by Cleopatra that she desired to see hun. lie was earned to her ulaoe of ref use. Cleopatra and her maids ruined him by ropes to the window of the tower where the fallen queen found her last home. He was lifted in and died lu her arms. fit. Louts Ulobe- Deraocrat. ludleatlve. "That's a very lovely baby of yours, Lawsou. I w under what lie will devel op intoi" "Well, if we can judge of the future by the present, 1 think ho w ill be a town crier wtsen .he grows up. uarpers oa sar. "Crank" is not an Amem an word. It has been in commou us- m Derbyshire for a generation, aud it is soil often heard. It la used to describe a man who has fads, fancies aud uotiona outside the outnmuai run of tliose uf his neighbors DRUGS, pure. MEDICINES, genuine and best SOAPS, 'nr?e 'me n"d cheap, WINES,R00(. for mpdicinal use CIGARS, the best mnde. SPECTACLES, ftn extensive and increasing trade. I guar nntee satisfaction to t;ery customer. PRESCRIPTIONS carefully compounded. at Tim Central Drug Storo, Dr. C. T. HORN. Ranges. Stoves and Heaters, and all kinds ol TINWARE at Lowest Prices at Fine IFines, Liquors and Cigars. Fresh Beer and Porter. FREE LUNCH every day from 0;00 to 12:00 a. m., and every Saturday even ing. Call and see me. I will treat you right. Opposite the Carriage Works, North First Street, Lehighton. For the Prettiest Jewelry and the Best Watches, Clocks and Silverware the people of Carbon county must come to our store. We not only have thelgoods but we sell them at prices that are low and perhaps a little lower tban the same goods can be bought for elsewhere. We are not sailing shoddy stuff for the best because we don't believe in misrepresentation. Our motto Is ''coos' honest goods at the very lowest prices." Before vou buy elsewhere we would be pleased to have vou call and see us. Confectionery, Fine Cigars, . Stationery, Dolls, etc.- We cart y In our usual full and com plete line all the above goods at the very lowest prices. Make It a point to call and see us when you need any thing In onr line and we are confident that It will pay you cash returns for your trouble. C. H. Nusbaum, Brh'ge Street, - - - - Welssport, Ta. jtooijis Prostration. IltKMi nrlif, Uetrkartte, IJulns,M.t It Id I'tpftr, Hot riavtira. Hvrvona nysprtiln,Dulnsu, t'onrualontllysw irl, I'iin, hi. V ft ) Dan re, Opinm llabltSsUrunknufMs)lP. Hr cured by lr. Mil? klettorntU Ncrvln. It does nut euu.ia UpUlv Uit. SupbU C. Rr-srylevr, IX I.tikJ Kla., tulTtred with KptWpj.7 for SO jeurt swxl l. Mltks lu cetfUtttar. Jioub Petr K!!i. Osviii. bvd befmQBrtas wHti Nrr mu Priw'nttit'u tor four jruw. oould not ilMp, uoUsUig beiprd hlo until be dm. Dr.MlUa Re torat1v Nawvinei be Uiownii rtaetMPcU Tree et druggM. Or. Mile' Nerr and UwarPlila. riuMe for eeau are tbe let reoicdT for fll. .uiiiwi. Tor44 liver, etc.. eta. Dr.MllaModlcalCoElkhart,lnd. TBivii Borrus FREE. Boldbr T. D. Thomas. HAVE YOUR Freight, Ba&sMe anil Parcels DKLIVEKKD AY John F. Hottenstein. I.'sref ulssttentlon iMld to tbe Delivery of Freight, Baggage and Tarcels to all parts of town at tbe lowest prices. A share of public pationage Is respectfully solicited. try-Leave orders at Sweeny's, Koch's or Lelbentrath's. F. P. HELL, rott TUE OCLEDKATEU s CO u CD SEWING MACHINES OmrgHorlaoher'a Block, opposite the the Valley House. DO YOU WEAR PANTS? If you do, you want a Rood ht, latest btyle and first. Ulais workmanship. Leave your order with Frey DO YOU WEAR A COAT? You want a perfect lit. You want good Goods. You want a well made and stylish look ing garment. Leave your order with Frey For the present we will carry a full line of samples of season able goods from which you can seleet. Our prices will be the very lowest and in all cases we will guarantee satisfaction. We solicit your patronage H. L. FREY AMERICAN HOUSE. Op. tbe Hound House. - - North First Btrett, W. S. KUHNS, Opposite the Round House, .ehighton, F. W. Weil Co, 1031-1033 Linden St, Allontown. HEADQUARTERS FOR Wood Mantels, Fire-Place Furniture, GRILLE WORK, TILING - - - TILING 83 BUY OF THE MAKER. SsgT F. W. WEIL & CO., Apples and Potatoes Has it ever occurred to you that jtou can buy just as cheap 11 not cheaper here than you can buy in the city. It is n solid FACT. Are arriving daily in car load lots and arc being sold at the very lowest prices to retailers C1onfectioMteMy9 IPisfo, Oysters, FRUITS, NUTS, AND CIGARS, Sold and delivered ut and frequently way below city prices 0. I. sMBOiiffi. Wholesale Commission Dealer, East Welssport, Pa. THE SEASON FOR GARDEN SEED IS COMING ON FAST, and we wish to inform our customers and the public in general we have laid in an entirely fresh stock, bought from t In most reliable houses and havp an assortment that can not be duplicated in several counties. tPe invite all to make out their orders early, while assortment is complete. the Tbe leea-dlnc Itoataurant la the Zehlgh VeJUj. CIRCLE CAFE LION tsAIX UVILOINO, Colr... ALLENTOWN. C1IAS. A. IlO WHAN. Prop, This Popular Hestsursnt tuts been tfeeroeghlr reitted l refttraWnett, Bttdtheseoefaiisejwm iswutenns sre or a superior sa4 loTtttss etutrse ter. All the oeUesoles el tas stssos ssrrea st noderste rates. Tbe bsr U supplied with bom but Ue test brands of Wiaes, JJowkb. Airs. Oil srs, eu. Ladles- Blaise Hootu la tbe titer. Lehigh Goal & Hardware G iV. First St., IiCliig-hiou. 0 W KUHTZ & CO. Lots of Fine New G-ooods. All Kinds of Fishing Tackle Vory Cheap. Come and see us. We are stocked with a larnt- aM0rtme.1t 01 the things you need. We flu Bat Jol) TriDtin at Lowest Pmible Prices. !'sst Vst - erlst.
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