Common
Soap
Rots Clothes and
Chaps Hands.
IVORY
SOAP
DOES 'NOT.
The Eyes of
The People
OPEN!
Sciisei kowm.k.Ea., Dec. 31, 1B91.
X. F. SNYnnii
The White C'ottace Smlnc liachln
arrived, and docs elegant-work. ISrery
kody Is Pleased. Enclose check for 26 00.
You can sell a Rreat many here. ll'lsh jou
a nappy new lear.
JOSKHI 1IUNS1CKE1L
New MAiiosiso,.lA.,Dec.!ii8. 1801.
A F. Sstder.
Brine ine at llonce a S Whlte-Cottaie
Sewing Machine Don't -bring a Davis, I
would not give jou $10 for the but Davit
yOU haTC. AOSE" r KN8TKHM AC11 Ell.
AenLAmi, LuzcitNr Co , Dec. 27, 1801.
A. F. SsvDun.
The IPhlte-Cottaco elves entire satlsfac
Uod, we are more than pleased. I will
end money with brother. 1I1VIN KUUM
I could publish n great many
moro like it ; but space wont
allow, jyon't allow anyone to
blow into your head, that a good
standard all-around Sewing
Machine can't bo sold for $25,
for I will and can convince you
that it can.
Is it just 1 Is it good busi
ness principle to charge one
customer $17.00 cash for a 7
draw Hungarian Ash New
Davis another $35.00 1 Simply
because the latter party was
butter informed as to price. ' 1
say, treat them all alike. Have
one price for all; and the peo
ple will respect yon.
Forget it not, 1 am head
quarters also in Piano?, Organs,
Washing-Machines, TVringers,
Buggies, Farming Implements.
Any thing you may ask for I
oan get and I must be cheaper
than anyono else, or don't want
you to buy from me. llcmem
ber I can'sell you Davis Sowing
Machines at $28. American $25
TFhite-Cottagc $25, "Wheeler
Wilson $30, New Home
Family $25. Yon shall have
your choice, write or come and
see mo
Weissport,
;w stwiraMWHiw Co. vmim
0 tMiDNHtti iniim OA
- w i : .Ma i
SALE. By
J Li'5nimst.,riiiladelpWa.
WHY IS THE
W. L. DOUGLAS
S3 SHOE CENTLEMEN 1
THE BEST SHOE IN THE WORLD FOR THE UOftf f f .
i"ln"l"hh(i, it nli lackfor we thwt 1 i
to hurt the f i, m i.l.i if Um ln.t tiu ciuf, ttylL a
ud eiTf, maixniuir male wort thoeaaftl. t
rrufe(J4.i a ,y ,.tl. r man ia turtr. It eaUAll TLui i- I
wei. t'uM lit frnintuotoijift.
(Eft OtMieunlue llaii.l-ut.t.It thf finest c-. f
9b bw t:ir ofTvrid I..r .v r.iuiilt Fkl i
Jiiported iiiM. wbioli cost fr- n tuJlJti).
(&A OU llBnd.hfwPtl Ui-U Mmi, '
" tllHi tomfuitutl ,m 1 d i iLIt Th. '
BbOS efr ITi n tl at thU n t-ui rudv a i
lim rrutfie ihtxs t7otiiIi.it from $ n t y m.
S3 Hlioei lurmeis Hullma 1 '
eeaailesii.iii.xiit. lualiU. Iit-aiv
alou eOKt. ouu pair v 111 tar
msr Olinaerairi no belt :
wao waniaab'i; f or comfort ami i
c3 ana
&2.00 IVurLluitmni'i
tlt'siu Hi. ut a trial will w ,r i otlnrmi
CjflVA' 04.00 ami 61.7.1 t. .,i ah.,,
OyP orubytiutojB(itrt htre. t! ,
a laelr merit, (tatlie lut-niuituri - ii- t.Uow
UMlWfU iKtuKoia, wry stjli-1 t.iuuU r
Cadi
Imni
rim Mot'i ftouug rront i id u, iti.
lira .3IK 8-1.IIU ud
rthltflQelX.iiKoU. fit) 116
7.1 (
C'autlD.-Be that Wr I Douglas' lit
Kw Art ataniped on lb boUutu uf moh buo.
rr-TAKIS NO brnSTITrTE.jtS
TaiUtPtilx .1 mlT. rtlaeil dalar aupplila. ml-,
V Xm 10L iJLAH, Urockions uah b i
Adam Mt hrk.un & iSnu 1
Salvation Oil
f'lct cnli IS 0(1. told i, at tfMfcfl.
Will rtlieirt fiheumatiim, Neuralgia,
Stllfagt,Brvittt,Likaj,Spram,
Htaihoht, TooUttckt, Strtt, Bunu,
Aaron Snyder
rfsn TTntnu ahe) ITU eltstofl.
I had not bean long in WuMngtos
when Parson Weems mi pointed out to
me u the anthor of "The Life of Wash
ington." Yonng Virginia called htm
"Poppy" Weeini, but to me the rererenfl
little old gentleman waa an object of
especial ronoration. Before 1 was old
enough to read I used to cry over the
incidents of the childhood of Washing
ton as given in Weania' little volume,
and read to me by my older brothers.
Georgo did not cut down the "fins old
English cherry tree," but only "hacked"
it with tho new .little hatchet of which
his father had made him n present.
His confession 'father, I cannot tell
a lie; you know 1 cannot toll a lie; 1
did cut it with my hatchet" sounds a
trifle less heroic, yet far mors trio to
nature, when it Is known that nt the
south children and servants aro still in
the habit of saying of tilings theynro
forbidden to do, "I cannot do It," mean
ing that they aro not permitted to do it
George never told a lie thnt wo know of,
but ho could swear under great provo
cation. On tho morning of tho battle of Mon
mouth General Loe was under orders to
attack the enemy at a certain hour, but
he allowed tho timo to pass without
obeying the order. An old soldier who
was present told me that General Wash
ington rode up nndexolalmed, "By ,
General Lee, what does this meanr 1
suppose that oath shared the fate of
Uncle Toby's. The artist Mills, in his
equestrian statue of Washington, seized
the moment when he in his herolo rago
dashed forward in advance of his staff
to charge tipon tho enemy, leaving Lee
to sulk at his leisure. After tho battlo
of Monmouth Leo retired to merited
obscurity.
Tho Monmouth Incident proves that
Washington, with all his Fabian cau
tion, was, upon occasion, bold and dar
ing, oven to t'se verge of rashness. The in
cident cf the wild.uubroken colt, thnt fell
dead under him, is another illustration
of his daring spirit, as well ns his great
physical strength, recalling to mind tho
taming ot-Buoepbalus by Alexander the
Great and tho war horao which uono but
Cteear could mount. B. G. Dodge,
VTn1ilfi ton's t nan juration.
Governor George Clinton was govern
or of Now York eighteen years in suc
cession, and as such had the honor of
receiving President-elect Washington
When tho latter lauded at Now York,
April 23, 1789.
J-ACETIE WASHINGTONIANE.
Soma Little 1'leaeantrloe to Ilolleve the
Airml Dljnllj-.
The Court Ueorgo Washington Hoo
slck, stand up. You have been found
guilty by a Jury of good and true men of
the crime- of perjury. You have brought
disgrace- on the honored narao of the
Father of His Country, which your fond
parents mistakenly bestowed upon you
when an innocent child. Ueorgo Washington-
never told a He. You have not
only liod, bnt sworn to a He. Have yon
anything to say before tho sentence of
the court is passed upon you?
The Prisoner (with some resentment)
Judge, I know all about that hatchet
story. George Washington didn't lie
whenhowasaboy. Neither did 1. It's
unfair to George Washington and unfair
to me to push the comparison any further.
Go ahead with your sentenceChicago
Tribune.
He Toll for George.
Tramp Madam, this is Washington's
birthday, and I think in order to prop
erly celebrate the occasion I ought to bo
sitting on your back porch at this mo
ment partaking of some light repast,
I'vo always had n great deal of sympa
thy for Geonro.
Kind Lady I don't seo how you can
have anything In common with a man
who did so much for his country ns he
did.
Tramp Ah, madam, you don't under
stand the hidden depths to my nature.
Suppose George hadnt panned ontthe
:iy ljp did? Wlty, madam, I might to-
ijr ufivo iu ue wonting ior a living
etcher Now, children, can any of
I le'l me what great thing Washlng
1 did fur Ins country?
Hght IViy Yes, sir. lie gave us his
nlay fur unotber holiday.
.iv t inge French family etubruoee
!iu-inh,Ts, and the averafe Irish
ly live, lu Euglnud the average
wi t members or a famuy is four,
Wanted to See Ike Seldlcn. .
.. realthy New York lady who has
i led lunch abroad, but who knows
little about her own conntrv. was
.1 Washington a few days ago for the
iuie. She waa taken to the White
i by au influential friend, wid
igh his intercession the private
incuts of the house were opened up
1 1 r, and she had an ezoepttoual op
I ltuty to inspect the numerous besa-
I .if the dignified but modest suasion.
,Ailiews being heliwd into her car-
I I - on departing, a shade of disap
l iment was detected in her face.
Well, what do you think of it?" her
. .id inquired.
- must confess to a very keen disap
i .itinent," was the reply. "The rooms
' ull very prettily decorated, and ftnue
them are dignified and impressive,
' it I am sorry nut to hare seen the
" illtary."
It apiKared on turther tuqmry that
i. us uii Auierlcauiscl f4ew Yorkvr had
'.illv ..jiected to Dud the presidents
1 1 1 .uaiuii iMirrouuded by a military guard
I in full uiitforai, and she won vehemeut
in her aasertloa that the Osman way
was "ever so much better than ours." -,
York Bec-ordor.
I(U Great OlfU
i
OUR LINE OF FUNRITURE
I ( OMPLKTE IN EVKHY PARTICULAR.
IT INCLUDES
Bed Roomand Parlor Suites, Tables,
Chairs, Book Cases, Couches, &c.
Our prices arc positively ns low and terms as good as you can get
anywhere in the county. Don't fail to call and see us before
making your purchases as we can positively save you some money
UNDERTAKING in all its Branches.
This lino of business receives our special attention.
.. Flour., Feed, &c., .
The very choicest brands nt lowest prices.
Over tho Canal Bridge, East W oissport. .
FINE SILVERWARE, WATCHES AND BEAUTI-
. FUL JEWELRY.
Are among tho now things now on oxhibition in our store. Wc
believe that nowhere in this county enn you find a prettier
assortment to select from tit lower prices. Our goods arc not
trash but good honest goods nt lowest prices.
CONFECTIONS AND.FRUITS.
The forme in nil dclrctttblc dainties, and everything seasonable
in tho latter. Sunday schools, festivals supplied at low prices
All the Very Latest
Lowest priccs-and biggest assortment.
. Clias. H. Nusbaum,
BRIDGE STREET, WEISSPORT, PA.
Always Something New,
That is Very true. AVe always have something new in one
thing or another that ia. well wortn our attention. Just now
wd call-attention to.
Pretty Jewelry, Beautiful Silverware,
Toys, (iaines, Stationery, con
fectionery and Groceries. .
Call and see us. We will give
prices on all your purchases.
CULTON,
Lehigh 0
oai m
LIMITED.
Specialties.
Myer's Pumps
A completejine, including repairs for the t.arrp
Cucumber Pumj)s
A complete line including repairs for the same.
Coal Oil
At wholesale and retail
Usual line of Hardware, Oils.fCoal, Sand, Cement, Plaster, &o.
1& HEAJJUUAHTERS FOE-
GENERAL HARDWARE,
Paints, Varnishes, Glass,
ALL KIND OF COAL, &
. OPS. PUBLIC SQUARE,
Bank Street, Lehighto n ,Pa
mm
1 1
SSOrPOSlTE T.
FIRST STREET, -
Has just opened an entire new line of
LADIES' FINE DRESS GOODS!
Comprising all the very latest styles in White Goods, Sa
teens, Prints, Ginghams, MSrSClllBS, Seersuckers and
Fancy Dress Patterns of the very best qualities nt oxceed
mg low prices,
Groceries, Provisions, Crockeryware,Glasswaxe
Vood and Willowwaro of the best makes at low figures.
Cloths Cassiiners Hats, Boots, Shoes and Eondy
made Clothing in great variety and at prices with the reach
of all purchasers prices fully as low as tho sainp goods can be
bought for at any other general store in this vicinity.
Carpets, Oil-cloths, Lamps and Fixtures in great
variety and of best quality at Kock Bottom Prices.
Best quality ot Flour and Feed at prices fully as low as the
tarae articles can be purchased elsewhere.
All goods of the very best quality and are being sold at prices
equally as low as the same goods
in tins section. Call and be convinced. respectfully,
Jiy 823-71 kMOS HBIH3L.
Leave Orders for Your
G
At This
Work Done
Cheaply.
POOLROOM AND RESTAURANT
UNiiKit tub orr.iiA jiouki:
J olm E. Eaclies, Prop.,
HOT AND COLD LUNCHES OF ALL
KINUS.
FttinHlt'i KupplleU Midi iters.
Putrouagt) if earnestly tnlkilod
COAK HEK MK
Die 111 Umleui
Have you the Advoiate !
Original and iudepeudent in
everything.
Novelties in Toys.
you good treatment amVlowest
Op. the Park-
Hardware
& R. I)EPOT,Sr
- LEHIGHT0N, Pa
can bought at any general stote
of all Kinds
Office.
Promptly - and
Xiehlghton, Fa.,
DKA1.KK IN
Fine Pennsylvania
Country Bred Shoats,
From 40 to 100 po&aoi in wlii, at Piie
uat MMUo Mack, uem m bummi
td. Of our S00 uM Iwt
HUOe on I j Urn teal.
full ud Me ttitm bIoi bajlur, deWem
GOr,
own Goes tho
On the Very Largest Line ot
Wall Paper and Decorations
Ever put on exhibition in Carbon county. We can't, begin to
make mention of the styles, qualities or prices, but want you tt.
come and see for yourselves that we have just, whnt we nthertisc
The largest stock and the lowoat prices.
Owen Rehrig,
Medium
AT
50 cents
TTm SJni'ilKr nenriettas and Serges, 37 and 38 inchee wide, 10 shade).
X til Tweeds, 0 colorlnss in stripes and 2 plain mixture.
We?
viieviois. u ooiorinRS m cuevron cltects.
Bannookbuim iu strines. 5 oolorlnira.
634 Hamilton
At very low prices.
111 I IJIXI
Goats, J
and
Bargains Call.
"A Feat to Properly Fit Feet."
Hut it is successfully, satisfaclorially, cheanlv and mbncrlv
done at The Only Boot and
wncro you can nave nitea co your icet at a moment s notice al
most any make or quality shoe at prices which have been proved
positively lower than the same quality, style and nnisbcati lx
Surchasjd elsewhere, ll'e have a full line to select from for we
o not carry on nn adjunct or side show business to occupy oui
space or time. Come and see us, learn our prices and be con
vinccdthat itjsjo your advantage to deal with us
WEISSPORT'S LEADING
Hummers Dueensf are Bazaar,
(Opposite Kemercr & Swartz)
NORTH FIRST STREET. LEHIGHTON.
In ofder to get more room to
Lamps, Uunaware, Uueensware, Glassware andz other novelties,
we were compelled to move and are now located in Werner's
building on North First street, where wc will be pleased to have
you call and see us.- Wo will carry a larger stock than ever
before and the prices will nlways be lower than what tho same
goods are sold for elsewhere. Call and seo us.
J. J. Hummel, Ag't, north First street.
Over the Canal Bridge, East Weissport,
WHOLESALE DEALER IN
Fruits and Vegetables
In their seasons.
onfectionery
Supplied to the Trade at Very Low Prices.
Goods Delivered Free !
Store keepers will save money on all things bought from us
and wc deliver goods free of charge.
SEE IT!!
The Vast Collection of Beauties and Bar
gains at Our Mammoth
Koch &nShankweiler.
A stroll through our store will convince you ol tho nmny
stroy and tempting bargain" we aro ready to ihow you of wlmt'a
loft of this winter's tock, with plenty olsalegmen to serve all arc
patrons promptly uebecon your Folmiary footsteps tnour many
rnro opportunitiw.
A World of UuiUrwear PrloeasaiJ QuaUUes Uavo alirunk. 1
Our 8htrt Depttrttucwt sasuvaitu to tMnpt you.
Handkerchiefs andHoM Quit a aiock of Utem.
The Q rest teat Showing at BprloIfttahton of Ruftu Waterhuuoo Necku ear
ever niaxle.
Men, VoutUa and'Chllifaiama CloUitnit Great aud KuteuHive prepaia-
t iona are being made for the apriiifr eeaaoa of 1882.
We are now ready to ,vrve you iu this our annual clnui.
ing up sale.
KOCH & SHANKWEILE
Lartat aid Fiiskt ClotaiBH Hiue 11 te
CENTRE SQUAB E, ALLENTOWN, PA.
SEE IT.
PRICE
Corner of Second stntl
Iron Streets.
Priced
a Yard,
St., Allentown.
i in r
fi lia mHSHtmBf
yjjfj ii?';;,,:- ".vi''
At all ilmtM-i
ackets
Millinery
If you want good
WEISSPOItT, PA.
Branch Store, Lebightou.
Shoe Store in Weissport
"af
BOOT & SHOE Dealer
better display our large liuo of
and Dig
111. "et what lt proprietor! bat what
v uai.Biwui anii. met nan, it pen, end
wim mi oonnaenes or me people.
Flit man with enUiiibUsin ,i .1 mm m
s left for doubt.
Two Valuable FHendf.
I. A physician esiinnt be alnan had.
UhenmailHii, Neuralgia Sprains, llrnlses
n I burns ocrurtiftcn ami snmetiuies when
lest cxiccleil. Keep liaiiilr the friend of
Inanv lioiielinlils and the destroyer of all
pain, the fnnii m lint I'lag Oil, i!i certs.
2 Manv n m prions lite could be saved
that it belli- niknl lo denlh Willi that
lemlile ennui. s,ri,ri. a a"il night's rest
bviuvfln. .", , mi . ir ,!i,,'ilo or l'an
"ti" i. "i" - . i tin. t'nld!.
JJ '"I' "ii i i. j I- ,. , nf l'nii.
i ii -tori"
Orlet is fiotcn pleasure, and 1iear Hie
sure sign of a lliaw.
Good Rml llellable.
Don't nftr la rite ilnctniV bllle. The iwni
mdhMl book publHIwd, one bund rati twRM,
elegant toloreU rlatts, will In wit you on
receipt of three 2-oeiit tumps to ir the
postage. Adilras A. 1'. Ordway A Co..
Uoiton, Ham. ,
Anger makei dull men wUtjr, but It
keeps them poor.
m. vth iiuumni nun ciirouic ca
lArrli for veer. 131.'. P... Iii i ....
.... j J a U1KK.U. unim 9 UK
only remedy among the many that 1 have
mm oiioius me reuei. a. iv.'ivn.
lard, Urujglit, Jollet, III.
I tlATA h.n (Tnill.la.1 lll. ..I...1. ' -
ten jears and bare tried a number of rem
ernes, juw lounu no reuei until i purchased
iiuumoiHii uream uaim. (consider
II tlie lnrtel t-aTlntilii n..m..iun e..m ....-1.
and cold In the head. Geo, K. Crandill,
i.-. iii., vuonocnawntaufi, it.
If thou hast little, male It not lets by
murmuring.
I Had Faith.
Ahntlttlv ITIAnl l.a nnr, T t 1 -
consult Mrs. Hall, tho great Spiritualist
uunui, n bvo ii sue coum cure me 01 scro
fula, from which I hayo (nffereU from
childhood. She said If I would have faith
in the mediclno she gave me, that she
could euro me. I took her medicine, and
In less than three months I was cured.
Why, the way the medicine worked was a
miracle. I begged of her to tell me what
tuo medicine was made of, but she said
sho could not no so. Fnally she told me
the medicine was Sulphur Hitters, and
that sho nevr knew it to fall In nil such
cases as mine. Mrs. Ulara Knowltoii, 33
mooter Street, Boston, Mass.
Tho uglier a man is the teller his wife
likes him.
Coughing Leads lo Consumption.
Kemp's Dalsam will' stop the cough at onco
Thero Is a very obllgln; jadgo In Ida
Grove, Ind. A juror In his court was
Framed a Icavu of absence to enable him
to get married.
A Hard right.
The combined forces of the weather dur
ing the winter season are exerted to de
stroy health. Coughs and Colds attack
us, which, If neglected, result In Pneu
monia and Consumption; theso diseases
usually result seriously. Send for Pan
Tina, tho great Cough and Consumption
Cure, and save doctor bills Trial bottles
of Pac-Tina free at T. I). Thomas' Drug
Storo.
The Ilrothcrhooil of Hallway Trainmen
paid $50,000 last month for death benefits;
tho receipts amounted to 433,800.
Now Try Till.
It will cost you nothing and HI surely
i.jui, IIAIUJI IUUKII, lU!U,
or any trouble with Throat, Chest or
"""S" iuR b Hun jJiuL-uvery lor
Coustimptlon, Coughs and Colds Is guar
anteed lo give relief, or money will be paid
back. Suffciers from I. a Grippe found It
just the thing and "under Its use had a
speedy and perfect recovery. Try a saui-
v.-... uu. Eciiiii aim loaiu lur
yourself just how good a thing It Is. Trial
uubt'ca jito ui. iteuer s ijeiiignioii ; anu
Illerj's Weissport. Largo sire 50c. and
$1.00.
It Is csll rated that tho world's ptoduc
tlon of r. e will be S6O.0nO tons short ot
the amount requited.
AB, Sages, and Wager.
iryouhaTeawireami a bair-a-itoten dough,
ten. you aao keep them all well by Terr simple
means. Let them use ilr. 1'IotM'l Farerlte
Preeerlptlen. 11 is good for women or all ages.
You will not need to Hien.1 all your wages for lc
Thoio auclcnt agee, tho M. I.'s ol u century
since, dlil nothing but doao and Meed their
patients. We il better to-day: We use llr.
I'lerce'e remedies. For wom&nklml. llr Florae's
Favorl'e Freeoilptlon Is simply loilliiiensablo
The young girl needs Its strengthening help at
thaterltloul iierlod when eho Is blossoming into
womanhood. The matron and mother nnd In U
Inrlgoratlon and rollerfiom the numerous Ills
whleh beset their cxlltenee. And ladles well
adraneed In years unlrersallr acknowledge the
revlTllylng and reitoratheeffectsorthls farorlto
and standard remedy.
A farmer at Mission bottom, Orcgen,
dog up a turnip In his patch that ncljlicil
fifteen pounds.
iobtt I-uoks.
Good looks are more that skin deep, de
pending upon a healthy condition of all
the vllal organs. If the Liver bo Inactive,
you have a lllllous Look, If your stomach
be disordered you have a Dyspeptic Look
and If jour Kidneys he affected you have a
Pinched Look. Secure good health and
you will have good looks. Klectrlc Hitters
Is the great alterative and Tonic acts di
rectly on these vital organs. Cures Pim
ples, Illotches, Dolls and elves a good
complexion. Sold at Ituber'a Lehlghton ;
and Illery's Weissport, 50c per bottle.
"Know ye not. who would be tree Ihemselres
mull strike the blow,'' so do not wsIL and suf
fer: but put on your hat, go te the nearest drug,
glit, and tile lor Ualrallen Ull, the great vain
cure, as els.
Itespect fur others governs our behavior.
Iteiuarknbte Facte.
Heart disease Is usually supposed to be
Incurable, but when properly treated a
large pj oportton ol eases can be cured.
Thus lire. Kliulra Ila'cb, of Elkhart. Ind.,
and Mrs. Afary L. Ilaker, of Otld, Jlch ,
were cured after suffering 20 years, t). C.
Llnburger, drngglsl al ban Jose, III , lays
that Dr. if lies' New Heart Cure, which
cured the former, "worked wonders for
his wife." Levi Logan, of Ilnchanan,
Mich., who hail heart disease for .10 ears.
sa s two bottles made him "feel like a new
man." Dr. Miles' New Heart Cure is sold
and guaranteed by Thomas Lculghton; 1
and Biery Welsspnrl. Book of wonderful i
testimonials free.
A mine Dear I-ansford. I'enn . has lici-n '
on Ore for the last thtrtf years. 1
Dontt waste lima, money and health,
trjlni evert uew medicine ou way see
ailv.rllsed In the paper,. If the cause of
yonr trouble Is lu the blood, liver, stomach
or kidneys, take Ayer's Saraaparilla at
oee, and be sure of o cure. Take no
other.
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- l-.OII H in Wild Lout
mi I , i iirnl Car.
i i iii iirirriwi con
i! li I'll In on married
in 1 li.iv known let-
i i mill li nl Clark
i . tin. -tri'rt Mi., waa
;i ii i fnl. .mil bail largo.
; . lit' ftrmnely
hi- 1 hiT in the rar very
1 1
fetihru' dill
politi- II.. 1
tenderly, riml uftiT riding two blookshc.
jumped up tin' initimt n very fleshy old
lady entfretl Ihr rnr uiul offered lior liia
seat, with u 1 iw biiw 1 sure indication
tb..t In1 tv.n iuit in.irrifil nnd doing U
ffirt
lu1 tmn-r on is utiap and bent
h'-pt up thfi couverantion,
I largely mado up of irrelo
and highly relevant
ntly ho discovered that
t lower if he let go the
.M.iilul himself of this
cij v-i i tliotr.uimwiMipi'dnrouiMl
tlipHfi .! 1 1 Imoia ktivet. Ho (lung up
lit tunn. ni nlu one frantic, ineffectual
frrati for t bo strap, swayed gracefully
half around, and eprawlod out over tins
fat old lady's lap n the car stopped.
Ilia pink and white checks turned soar-
lei. lie scrambled half way to his foef
ana began, "1 beg
Jturt aa ho was in the act of re-estub-liahing
hia equilibrium and simultane
ously uttering the atwlogy, the oar gave
Iho eluirp jeTk aud quick, Btrong pull of
starting. He clutched the Incorporeal
air and went down with the words on
his lips flatpfull length on the beastly,
mnddy floor. It was too bad, hut every
body laughed.
Yes, she laughed. She put her slim,
black gloved hand, with a film of scant
ed, handkerchief in it, up to her mouth
and her black eyes daucrjljit him.
He got up, scowled ve.lilnrKly nt the
gentleman who had said "Whoop-o-ol"
as he went down, and washed a patch of
mud off Ids coat sleeve. Then he looked
at her laughiug eyes. For an instant he
tried to look amused; then he straight
ened his face out severely and went over
and looked out of the door,
As ho started into the tunnel ho looked
around. The handkerchief waa still at
her month and her body swayed slightly
as from a repressed emotion. A deep,
straight liuo came into his forehead
and ho stepped a littlo farther away.
Half way through tho tunnel he looked
around again. The instant sho met his
eye sho dropped tho handkerchief to her
mouth just in timo to suppress a ripplo
of laughtor. He went out on tho plat
form nnd hanged tho door behind him.
At Madison street he opened the door
and stood stiff as a statue until she
walked out. She looked over her Bhonl
der into his face as she passed him, hut
there was an irrepressible twinkle in her
oyes, and he stepped to the ground after
her without unbending. Chicago Nows.
Hard on Cambridge
This is a short story that Cambridga
people may not find exactly humorous.
It is told, however, concerning a bright
youngster who lived among them for his
nine short vummers, and by reason of
tho cultured atmosphere ho breathed,
and the experimental systems ho was
brought up on ougjit cither to have
been dead or one of their own. But he
defied both these fates and in duo course
received his reward by moving into Bos
ton. Here ho at onco found congenial
companlond and no doubt began to
contract those unfortunate habits of
speech that indirectly led to this talc.
Ono day hia papa heard him using lan
guago that no nice littlo hoy, especially
a university town boy, supposed to
know tho meaning of.
"Teddy," Baid his stern parent, "never
say that again; it's swearing, and God
will hoar yon nnd bo very much dis
pleased." i
"Well, IlPgo down cellar," said tho
youngster defiantly, "then I guess ho
can't her :ne,"
"Yes, he can," Insisted tho devout
man.
"Is he in the attio too?"
"Yes."
"Then," anuounced the youngster,
with tho triumphant nir of one who set
tles the question, 'Til go to Cambridgo,
for I'm sure he's not there." Boston
Transcript,
"1 K
Kothimi like it
Dr. Pierco's Favorite Prescrip
tion. It's as peculiar in its compo
sition, as in its curative effects, in
all tho diseases and disorders that
afflict womankind. It's a legitimate
medicino an invigorating, restora
tive"" tonic, a soothing and strength
ening nervine, and a positivo rem
edy for femalo weaknesses and
ailments. All functional disturb
ances, irregularities, and derange
ments aro eureiiV by it. There's
nothing like it in tho way it aots
there's nothing like it in tho way
it's sold. It's ffuarantettl to givo
satisfaction in every case, or the
money paid for It M promptly re
funded. Itead the guarantee on tho wrap
per.
You lose nothing if it doesn t
help you but it will.
The svstem is invigorated, tho
if it doesn't
blood enriolied, digestion improved,
melancholy and nervousness dis
pelled. It's a legitimate medicine,
the only one that's guaranteed to
give satisfaction in tho euro of all
"female complaints."
Sclcntlfio American
i Accncv for
V HHV(AVEATB.
JVBHMpfc TRADE MAKKH.
TOMHKR oraicM patents
9Vn C0PYRIQHT8, ate
Oldtt b uracil tnr susfiir-tiitf luatnntti tu Aniurtoa.
rorr pmunit taiken out by u la bruunbt tMlqra
the paUto bj a nutice tiiwu frt uf charge m the
iAMMt etreolatloa of any eetenUlle paper in tha
woridT. SplatwUdlr llluafraud. Mo lntlhlratkt
man should ba without It.
el. Aa
Jwai. Mew Vort
nerommcndctl as the IJcst. IX
LK UilU, rLTIduUTB CO., U., UtJ, 1683.
I luffertxl from tismporsuy ilsMiilewnaM from
OTerwork for " .year- 'ox vhioh X ntd raior
Koaolg's Kerv To ale, a&d oan ssxrnn.ml .varne
aa Iho Uit medlelca for aimllar uooUea,
F. BOBMHOBflT.
Ilxtraot K"rouaIlleF
of tfae Ber. J. IfeOowts, CtinW, Now Turk :
"I reconunenJ yon to mu4 for all boeftlM of
I'aatoc Kooxdg'a Htm Tonic, and Lei her it
at dlreeted. It oure4 Teral la ay yUb.m
East ox.ajo.mxa, N. Y . Oat. U, uh.
I aaett cam bottle of Faetor Kfrw.lg'a Merro
Toalo for diuioaaa and nerfona hfJ'tti. a&4
it dial all yon elaiai for tt and evan mora. I u4
Lean luAwiug for yoara. UfUL P, RAKCaL
FREE
KOCHIO MID. BO.. OKLaeu. 111.
jnrsty'rs.''
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SI 0,000
will be paid for a recipe enabling
us to make Wolff's Acmb Black
ing at such a price that the retailer
can profitably sell it at ioc. a bottle.
At present the retail price is 20c.
This offer le open until January tsL, iSoj. For
particulate address the undersigned.
Acacx Dlackino is made of pure alcohol,
other liquid dressings are made of water.
Water costs nothing. Alcohol is dear. Who
can show us how to make it without alcohol
so that we can make Acme Clacking as cheap
as water dressing, or put it in fancy pack
ages like many of the water dressings, and
then charge for the outside appearance in
stead of charging for the contents of the
bottle?
"WOLFF & HAKBOLrn. Philadelphia,
Is me name of a paint of which a 25c bottle
fa enough to make six scratched and dslled
cherry chairs look like newly finished ma
hoganics. Itwilldo manyother remarkable
things which no other paint can do.
All retailers sell iL
Bcroftita waa once supposed to tie ttu
touch of royalty. To-day, many grateful
pcot!.. l:i"W that lite "sovereign remedy" is
Ajirs : r-.apasMI 1. Tins powerful atten
tive it t.j tea ' .1 c cir" by thoroughly
clliiiiii. 1 11 M ttu Htninioiis poison from tho
M1111-I. t oini mpllon, catarrh, and various
other ;li mi- .1 as well ns mental maladies,
have their ongln In
Vhen hrii-illtaiy, tin disease manifests U
si'lf In (ti'Vl.ood liy rlandular snelllngs,
r 11 ,' . 1, suoUiii joints, and guncral
f f" ti :j 1 . inHij iiinttiiicr Ayer'sSarsa-lut-Mi
. -M piic'iniii i' i ( Hie r.istS)mptoma.
M i Mi- itii 1 m 1 1 ti ip' 'I'd with a painful
S' urfiilu s sttellli' mi. i-r imi cf her arms.
rt.c 1 v vl-i.in lit 1 1 ' 1111 1 1 V In effect c cure,
I I ' 1 one bultlr of
SjreapaJl.'.t, mid iw wt nin-T tiifMppeannl."
W. F. Ktm..f (J) . Mt . n I m.l Vft.
"I wm rnirt! of ncrof nlu by titunc ( : Ayrr
Kiiwpirilln." J. c. Vt ny, Ii i l ', iu.
"I v.fis trot1 In! uiti. n 8i ;V 1 .j.,: f, i- ovir
tVtJ jers. l Si.r ,"3(;rp.-'il tint w vm
arrofub, I tor., .s InHiir t. .iyrs
Sarsapariffa
initiv if "-J' Tin -'K. rti n, it h
. ka,(;
TJi Chain ot ertdenca
in now complete that
OR. HESftA'8 VIOLA
CREAM la the onlr
T5irnartitlrin that rout
tlvclv dnM all Ihftt fa
1 elflimcd for It. 1 1 remoTei
1 recrics, i-iTtr-moiea, uiacv
hMtlB. lMmnlpsL Tan. nd Li
Imperfection! of th ikla. wtlhomt lnjuft
A few applications will render a rouah. W
red ekln eoit, tmooth and white. It is not
a cosmetic to cover drfects, but a rare, and
guaranteed to pIto Bntlfoctlon. Price 60c.
At druggistai or sent by null. Bend for
testimonials, .
Q. C. BITTNER & CO.,
TOLEDO, - - OHZ
m t -isiiu j i 1 :i ma
DEAFNESS,
ITS CAUSES AND CURE
Bcicntillcally treated by an anrlatof world-wlda
repuution. Deafnesa eradicated ana entirely
cured, ot from 20 to 30 years' standing, alter alt
other treatments hero failed. Ilowthodlin.
cultr Is roacued and the canaewmoved, fully
eTiilalncd in circulars, with aOldavlu and teaUj
monials ot cureatrom promlneBtpeople.mallea
tree llr. A AUMXAIMEa Xmouuis Wastu
RUPTUREI!
Cure ganranteed
Dim.ii.iii NflTir
1? fcao at once. No orteMtionorbnaine
lArchSLrtilli.
rir: lhui)and ot curea. Dr. Mayer la ot
Hotel Pcnn, licadlng, l'a.,econdHatnrd&rot
oacnmontb tJeudiorcircuiars. AdTicatr
flick HeafUehaanl nliaraall thstnaUu tOOS
Cent to ftbllloua eUleof tho fitsun aaob ad
pjxzlneH, KiotOsV, Drowilne, PUtr3 aftar
stating, Pain la tho tildk fto. Whlla ULf motl)
esaultkblo aoc hu boea ihown la custerj 4
Headache, yet Carter'a IitOa Utwc ffila art
cqsuU7TsUnablelnOonBUpaUon,eimasaadp
Testing thla anno ylng com plAlnt.w Mia theralao
correct all diaordcriof thalomaclutlmnlat th
aUTeraoJreeiilAWtiotowtU. TaaUtUeiooly
f Acl Ih ey wonl d bo almna t prloeleta to ihns
I auftor from thUdlatrenilng oomptalntf bat t ortuv
' xutoly thelrcoolosssa doe noteaJ hr4oliiiosci
Thooncetrj them will find theM littlo plIUTsUu
rbltj in ao manx wara that the? will not ba wll
illsg to do without thczxu Dot after allatcfc ba4
ACHE
flathabanecf aom&nyllTfli thit here la wneri
I w msvlia oor grevt bout. Our pill core it whila
icthera do not.
t CurUir'a IJUle Lirer PillsJ aM wr tmOl an4
very euy to take. OnoortwopllUniakoadoaa,
They are atriotly vegeUbla and do not grip ot
paras, but by VmLx pd tl action pleaaeall whti
iUMthm. XnTklaataScenU; flreforfl. BoU
Vj drogglaU nerjheze, or aont by mall,
CARTER MEDICINO CO,, New Yorlc;
SMALL Pill. SMALL DOSE. SMALL FfllCt
Itdwuarliiif Qul!ti9s3-etinourpaiiad,actoa!l'
fi'i'Iutlnir tws borr-i "T nty ofhsir brnnd. Noc
FOHBILEJ ? Vt .U 11$ O KXEEALLT. Jy p
lrrwimUtnMarVsukl U ml t u TO-IMCHT
1 1 nup, ni wubsu juu u f uat
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