Common Soap Rots Clothes and Chaps Hands. IVORY SOAP DOES 'NOT. The Eyes of The People OPEN! Sciisei kowm.k.Ea., Dec. 31, 1B91. X. F. SNYnnii The White C'ottace Smlnc liachln arrived, and docs elegant-work. ISrery kody Is Pleased. Enclose check for 26 00. You can sell a Rreat many here. ll'lsh jou a nappy new lear. JOSKHI 1IUNS1CKE1L New MAiiosiso,.lA.,Dec.!ii8. 1801. A F. Sstder. Brine ine at llonce a S Whlte-Cottaie Sewing Machine Don't -bring a Davis, I would not give jou $10 for the but Davit yOU haTC. AOSE" r KN8TKHM AC11 Ell. AenLAmi, LuzcitNr Co , Dec. 27, 1801. A. F. SsvDun. The IPhlte-Cottaco elves entire satlsfac Uod, we are more than pleased. I will end money with brother. 1I1VIN KUUM I could publish n great many moro like it ; but space wont allow, jyon't allow anyone to blow into your head, that a good standard all-around Sewing Machine can't bo sold for $25, for I will and can convince you that it can. Is it just 1 Is it good busi ness principle to charge one customer $17.00 cash for a 7 draw Hungarian Ash New Davis another $35.00 1 Simply because the latter party was butter informed as to price. ' 1 say, treat them all alike. Have one price for all; and the peo ple will respect yon. Forget it not, 1 am head quarters also in Piano?, Organs, Washing-Machines, TVringers, Buggies, Farming Implements. Any thing you may ask for I oan get and I must be cheaper than anyono else, or don't want you to buy from me. llcmem ber I can'sell you Davis Sowing Machines at $28. American $25 TFhite-Cottagc $25, "Wheeler Wilson $30, New Home Family $25. Yon shall have your choice, write or come and see mo Weissport, ;w stwiraMWHiw Co. vmim 0 tMiDNHtti iniim OA - w i : .Ma i SALE. By J Li'5nimst.,riiiladelpWa. WHY IS THE W. L. DOUGLAS S3 SHOE CENTLEMEN 1 THE BEST SHOE IN THE WORLD FOR THE UOftf f f . i"ln"l"hh(i, it nli lackfor we thwt 1 i to hurt the f i, m i.l.i if Um ln.t tiu ciuf, ttylL a ud eiTf, maixniuir male wort thoeaaftl. t rrufe(J4.i a ,y ,.tl. r man ia turtr. It eaUAll TLui i- I wei. t'uM lit frnintuotoijift. (Eft OtMieunlue llaii.l-ut.t.It thf finest c-. f 9b bw t:ir ofTvrid I..r .v r.iuiilt Fkl i Jiiported iiiM. wbioli cost fr- n tuJlJti). (&A OU llBnd.hfwPtl Ui-U Mmi, ' " tllHi tomfuitutl ,m 1 d i iLIt Th. ' BbOS efr ITi n tl at thU n t-ui rudv a i lim rrutfie ihtxs t7otiiIi.it from $ n t y m. S3 Hlioei lurmeis Hullma 1 ' eeaailesii.iii.xiit. lualiU. Iit-aiv alou eOKt. ouu pair v 111 tar msr Olinaerairi no belt : wao waniaab'i; f or comfort ami i c3 ana &2.00 IVurLluitmni'i tlt'siu Hi. ut a trial will w ,r i otlnrmi CjflVA' 04.00 ami 61.7.1 t. .,i ah.,, OyP orubytiutojB(itrt htre. t! , a laelr merit, (tatlie lut-niuituri - ii- t.Uow UMlWfU iKtuKoia, wry stjli-1 t.iuuU r Cadi Imni rim Mot'i ftouug rront i id u, iti. lira .3IK 8-1.IIU ud rthltflQelX.iiKoU. fit) 116 7.1 ( C'autlD.-Be that Wr I Douglas' lit Kw Art ataniped on lb boUutu uf moh buo. rr-TAKIS NO brnSTITrTE.jtS TaiUtPtilx .1 mlT. rtlaeil dalar aupplila. ml-, V Xm 10L iJLAH, Urockions uah b i Adam Mt hrk.un & iSnu 1 Salvation Oil f'lct cnli IS 0(1. told i, at tfMfcfl. Will rtlieirt fiheumatiim, Neuralgia, Stllfagt,Brvittt,Likaj,Spram, Htaihoht, TooUttckt, Strtt, Bunu, Aaron Snyder rfsn TTntnu ahe) ITU eltstofl. I had not bean long in WuMngtos when Parson Weems mi pointed out to me u the anthor of "The Life of Wash ington." Yonng Virginia called htm "Poppy" Weeini, but to me the rererenfl little old gentleman waa an object of especial ronoration. Before 1 was old enough to read I used to cry over the incidents of the childhood of Washing ton as given in Weania' little volume, and read to me by my older brothers. Georgo did not cut down the "fins old English cherry tree," but only "hacked" it with tho new .little hatchet of which his father had made him n present. His confession 'father, I cannot tell a lie; you know 1 cannot toll a lie; 1 did cut it with my hatchet" sounds a trifle less heroic, yet far mors trio to nature, when it Is known that nt the south children and servants aro still in the habit of saying of tilings theynro forbidden to do, "I cannot do It," mean ing that they aro not permitted to do it George never told a lie thnt wo know of, but ho could swear under great provo cation. On tho morning of tho battle of Mon mouth General Loe was under orders to attack the enemy at a certain hour, but he allowed tho timo to pass without obeying the order. An old soldier who was present told me that General Wash ington rode up nndexolalmed, "By , General Lee, what does this meanr 1 suppose that oath shared the fate of Uncle Toby's. The artist Mills, in his equestrian statue of Washington, seized the moment when he in his herolo rago dashed forward in advance of his staff to charge tipon tho enemy, leaving Lee to sulk at his leisure. After tho battlo of Monmouth Leo retired to merited obscurity. Tho Monmouth Incident proves that Washington, with all his Fabian cau tion, was, upon occasion, bold and dar ing, oven to t'se verge of rashness. The in cident cf the wild.uubroken colt, thnt fell dead under him, is another illustration of his daring spirit, as well ns his great physical strength, recalling to mind tho taming ot-Buoepbalus by Alexander the Great and tho war horao which uono but Cteear could mount. B. G. Dodge, VTn1ilfi ton's t nan juration. Governor George Clinton was govern or of Now York eighteen years in suc cession, and as such had the honor of receiving President-elect Washington When tho latter lauded at Now York, April 23, 1789. J-ACETIE WASHINGTONIANE. Soma Little 1'leaeantrloe to Ilolleve the Airml Dljnllj-. The Court Ueorgo Washington Hoo slck, stand up. You have been found guilty by a Jury of good and true men of the crime- of perjury. You have brought disgrace- on the honored narao of the Father of His Country, which your fond parents mistakenly bestowed upon you when an innocent child. Ueorgo Washington- never told a He. You have not only liod, bnt sworn to a He. Have yon anything to say before tho sentence of the court is passed upon you? The Prisoner (with some resentment) Judge, I know all about that hatchet story. George Washington didn't lie whenhowasaboy. Neither did 1. It's unfair to George Washington and unfair to me to push the comparison any further. Go ahead with your sentenceChicago Tribune. He Toll for George. Tramp Madam, this is Washington's birthday, and I think in order to prop erly celebrate the occasion I ought to bo sitting on your back porch at this mo ment partaking of some light repast, I'vo always had n great deal of sympa thy for Geonro. Kind Lady I don't seo how you can have anything In common with a man who did so much for his country ns he did. Tramp Ah, madam, you don't under stand the hidden depths to my nature. Suppose George hadnt panned ontthe :iy ljp did? Wlty, madam, I might to- ijr ufivo iu ue wonting ior a living etcher Now, children, can any of I le'l me what great thing Washlng 1 did fur Ins country? Hght IViy Yes, sir. lie gave us his nlay fur unotber holiday. .iv t inge French family etubruoee !iu-inh,Ts, and the averafe Irish ly live, lu Euglnud the average wi t members or a famuy is four, Wanted to See Ike Seldlcn. . .. realthy New York lady who has i led lunch abroad, but who knows little about her own conntrv. was .1 Washington a few days ago for the iuie. She waa taken to the White i by au influential friend, wid igh his intercession the private incuts of the house were opened up 1 1 r, and she had an ezoepttoual op I ltuty to inspect the numerous besa- I .if the dignified but modest suasion. ,Ailiews being heliwd into her car- I I - on departing, a shade of disap l iment was detected in her face. Well, what do you think of it?" her . .id inquired. - must confess to a very keen disap i .itinent," was the reply. "The rooms ' ull very prettily decorated, and ftnue them are dignified and impressive, ' it I am sorry nut to hare seen the " illtary." It apiKared on turther tuqmry that i. us uii Auierlcauiscl f4ew Yorkvr had '.illv ..jiected to Dud the presidents 1 1 1 .uaiuii iMirrouuded by a military guard I in full uiitforai, and she won vehemeut in her aasertloa that the Osman way was "ever so much better than ours." -, York Bec-ordor. I(U Great OlfU i OUR LINE OF FUNRITURE I ( OMPLKTE IN EVKHY PARTICULAR. IT INCLUDES Bed Roomand Parlor Suites, Tables, Chairs, Book Cases, Couches, &c. Our prices arc positively ns low and terms as good as you can get anywhere in the county. Don't fail to call and see us before making your purchases as we can positively save you some money UNDERTAKING in all its Branches. This lino of business receives our special attention. .. Flour., Feed, &c., . The very choicest brands nt lowest prices. Over tho Canal Bridge, East W oissport. . FINE SILVERWARE, WATCHES AND BEAUTI- . FUL JEWELRY. Are among tho now things now on oxhibition in our store. Wc believe that nowhere in this county enn you find a prettier assortment to select from tit lower prices. Our goods arc not trash but good honest goods nt lowest prices. CONFECTIONS AND.FRUITS. The forme in nil dclrctttblc dainties, and everything seasonable in tho latter. Sunday schools, festivals supplied at low prices All the Very Latest Lowest priccs-and biggest assortment. . Clias. H. Nusbaum, BRIDGE STREET, WEISSPORT, PA. Always Something New, That is Very true. AVe always have something new in one thing or another that ia. well wortn our attention. Just now wd call-attention to. Pretty Jewelry, Beautiful Silverware, Toys, (iaines, Stationery, con fectionery and Groceries. . Call and see us. We will give prices on all your purchases. CULTON, Lehigh 0 oai m LIMITED. Specialties. Myer's Pumps A completejine, including repairs for the t.arrp Cucumber Pumj)s A complete line including repairs for the same. Coal Oil At wholesale and retail Usual line of Hardware, Oils.fCoal, Sand, Cement, Plaster, &o. 1& HEAJJUUAHTERS FOE- GENERAL HARDWARE, Paints, Varnishes, Glass, ALL KIND OF COAL, & . OPS. PUBLIC SQUARE, Bank Street, Lehighto n ,Pa mm 1 1 SSOrPOSlTE T. FIRST STREET, - Has just opened an entire new line of LADIES' FINE DRESS GOODS! Comprising all the very latest styles in White Goods, Sa teens, Prints, Ginghams, MSrSClllBS, Seersuckers and Fancy Dress Patterns of the very best qualities nt oxceed mg low prices, Groceries, Provisions, Crockeryware,Glasswaxe Vood and Willowwaro of the best makes at low figures. Cloths Cassiiners Hats, Boots, Shoes and Eondy made Clothing in great variety and at prices with the reach of all purchasers prices fully as low as tho sainp goods can be bought for at any other general store in this vicinity. Carpets, Oil-cloths, Lamps and Fixtures in great variety and of best quality at Kock Bottom Prices. Best quality ot Flour and Feed at prices fully as low as the tarae articles can be purchased elsewhere. All goods of the very best quality and are being sold at prices equally as low as the same goods in tins section. Call and be convinced. respectfully, Jiy 823-71 kMOS HBIH3L. Leave Orders for Your G At This Work Done Cheaply. POOLROOM AND RESTAURANT UNiiKit tub orr.iiA jiouki: J olm E. Eaclies, Prop., HOT AND COLD LUNCHES OF ALL KINUS. FttinHlt'i KupplleU Midi iters. Putrouagt) if earnestly tnlkilod COAK HEK MK Die 111 Umleui Have you the Advoiate ! Original and iudepeudent in everything. Novelties in Toys. you good treatment amVlowest Op. the Park- Hardware & R. I)EPOT,Sr - LEHIGHT0N, Pa can bought at any general stote of all Kinds Office. Promptly - and Xiehlghton, Fa., DKA1.KK IN Fine Pennsylvania Country Bred Shoats, From 40 to 100 po&aoi in wlii, at Piie uat MMUo Mack, uem m bummi td. Of our S00 uM Iwt HUOe on I j Urn teal. full ud Me ttitm bIoi bajlur, deWem GOr, own Goes tho On the Very Largest Line ot Wall Paper and Decorations Ever put on exhibition in Carbon county. We can't, begin to make mention of the styles, qualities or prices, but want you tt. come and see for yourselves that we have just, whnt we nthertisc The largest stock and the lowoat prices. Owen Rehrig, Medium AT 50 cents TTm SJni'ilKr nenriettas and Serges, 37 and 38 inchee wide, 10 shade). X til Tweeds, 0 colorlnss in stripes and 2 plain mixture. We? viieviois. u ooiorinRS m cuevron cltects. Bannookbuim iu strines. 5 oolorlnira. 634 Hamilton At very low prices. 111 I IJIXI Goats, J and Bargains Call. "A Feat to Properly Fit Feet." Hut it is successfully, satisfaclorially, cheanlv and mbncrlv done at The Only Boot and wncro you can nave nitea co your icet at a moment s notice al most any make or quality shoe at prices which have been proved positively lower than the same quality, style and nnisbcati lx Surchasjd elsewhere, ll'e have a full line to select from for we o not carry on nn adjunct or side show business to occupy oui space or time. Come and see us, learn our prices and be con vinccdthat itjsjo your advantage to deal with us WEISSPORT'S LEADING Hummers Dueensf are Bazaar, (Opposite Kemercr & Swartz) NORTH FIRST STREET. LEHIGHTON. In ofder to get more room to Lamps, Uunaware, Uueensware, Glassware andz other novelties, we were compelled to move and are now located in Werner's building on North First street, where wc will be pleased to have you call and see us.- Wo will carry a larger stock than ever before and the prices will nlways be lower than what tho same goods are sold for elsewhere. Call and seo us. J. J. Hummel, Ag't, north First street. Over the Canal Bridge, East Weissport, WHOLESALE DEALER IN Fruits and Vegetables In their seasons. onfectionery Supplied to the Trade at Very Low Prices. Goods Delivered Free ! Store keepers will save money on all things bought from us and wc deliver goods free of charge. SEE IT!! The Vast Collection of Beauties and Bar gains at Our Mammoth Koch &nShankweiler. A stroll through our store will convince you ol tho nmny stroy and tempting bargain" we aro ready to ihow you of wlmt'a loft of this winter's tock, with plenty olsalegmen to serve all arc patrons promptly uebecon your Folmiary footsteps tnour many rnro opportunitiw. A World of UuiUrwear PrloeasaiJ QuaUUes Uavo alirunk. 1 Our 8htrt Depttrttucwt sasuvaitu to tMnpt you. Handkerchiefs andHoM Quit a aiock of Utem. The Q rest teat Showing at BprloIfttahton of Ruftu Waterhuuoo Necku ear ever niaxle. Men, VoutUa and'Chllifaiama CloUitnit Great aud KuteuHive prepaia- t iona are being made for the apriiifr eeaaoa of 1882. We are now ready to ,vrve you iu this our annual clnui. ing up sale. KOCH & SHANKWEILE Lartat aid Fiiskt ClotaiBH Hiue 11 te CENTRE SQUAB E, ALLENTOWN, PA. SEE IT. PRICE Corner of Second stntl Iron Streets. Priced a Yard, St., Allentown. i in r fi lia mHSHtmBf yjjfj ii?';;,,:- ".vi'' At all ilmtM-i ackets Millinery If you want good WEISSPOItT, PA. Branch Store, Lebightou. Shoe Store in Weissport "af BOOT & SHOE Dealer better display our large liuo of and Dig 111. "et what lt proprietor! bat what v uai.Biwui anii. met nan, it pen, end wim mi oonnaenes or me people. Flit man with enUiiibUsin ,i .1 mm m s left for doubt. Two Valuable FHendf. I. A physician esiinnt be alnan had. UhenmailHii, Neuralgia Sprains, llrnlses n I burns ocrurtiftcn ami snmetiuies when lest cxiccleil. Keep liaiiilr the friend of Inanv lioiielinlils and the destroyer of all pain, the fnnii m lint I'lag Oil, i!i certs. 2 Manv n m prions lite could be saved that it belli- niknl lo denlh Willi that lemlile ennui. s,ri,ri. a a"il night's rest bviuvfln. .", , mi . ir ,!i,,'ilo or l'an "ti" i. "i" - . i tin. t'nld!. JJ '"I' "ii i i. j I- ,. , nf l'nii. i ii -tori" Orlet is fiotcn pleasure, and 1iear Hie sure sign of a lliaw. Good Rml llellable. Don't nftr la rite ilnctniV bllle. The iwni mdhMl book publHIwd, one bund rati twRM, elegant toloreU rlatts, will In wit you on receipt of three 2-oeiit tumps to ir the postage. Adilras A. 1'. Ordway A Co.. Uoiton, Ham. , Anger makei dull men wUtjr, but It keeps them poor. m. vth iiuumni nun ciirouic ca lArrli for veer. 131.'. P... Iii i .... .... j J a U1KK.U. unim 9 UK only remedy among the many that 1 have mm oiioius me reuei. a. iv.'ivn. lard, Urujglit, Jollet, III. I tlATA h.n (Tnill.la.1 lll. ..I...1. ' - ten jears and bare tried a number of rem ernes, juw lounu no reuei until i purchased iiuumoiHii uream uaim. (consider II tlie lnrtel t-aTlntilii n..m..iun e..m ....-1. and cold In the head. Geo, K. Crandill, i.-. iii., vuonocnawntaufi, it. If thou hast little, male It not lets by murmuring. I Had Faith. Ahntlttlv ITIAnl l.a nnr, T t 1 - consult Mrs. Hall, tho great Spiritualist uunui, n bvo ii sue coum cure me 01 scro fula, from which I hayo (nffereU from childhood. She said If I would have faith in the mediclno she gave me, that she could euro me. I took her medicine, and In less than three months I was cured. Why, the way the medicine worked was a miracle. I begged of her to tell me what tuo medicine was made of, but she said sho could not no so. Fnally she told me the medicine was Sulphur Hitters, and that sho nevr knew it to fall In nil such cases as mine. Mrs. Ulara Knowltoii, 33 mooter Street, Boston, Mass. Tho uglier a man is the teller his wife likes him. Coughing Leads lo Consumption. Kemp's Dalsam will' stop the cough at onco Thero Is a very obllgln; jadgo In Ida Grove, Ind. A juror In his court was Framed a Icavu of absence to enable him to get married. A Hard right. The combined forces of the weather dur ing the winter season are exerted to de stroy health. Coughs and Colds attack us, which, If neglected, result In Pneu monia and Consumption; theso diseases usually result seriously. Send for Pan Tina, tho great Cough and Consumption Cure, and save doctor bills Trial bottles of Pac-Tina free at T. I). Thomas' Drug Storo. The Ilrothcrhooil of Hallway Trainmen paid $50,000 last month for death benefits; tho receipts amounted to 433,800. Now Try Till. It will cost you nothing and HI surely i.jui, IIAIUJI IUUKII, lU!U, or any trouble with Throat, Chest or """S" iuR b Hun jJiuL-uvery lor Coustimptlon, Coughs and Colds Is guar anteed lo give relief, or money will be paid back. Suffciers from I. a Grippe found It just the thing and "under Its use had a speedy and perfect recovery. Try a saui- v.-... uu. Eciiiii aim loaiu lur yourself just how good a thing It Is. Trial uubt'ca jito ui. iteuer s ijeiiignioii ; anu Illerj's Weissport. Largo sire 50c. and $1.00. It Is csll rated that tho world's ptoduc tlon of r. e will be S6O.0nO tons short ot the amount requited. AB, Sages, and Wager. iryouhaTeawireami a bair-a-itoten dough, ten. you aao keep them all well by Terr simple means. Let them use ilr. 1'IotM'l Farerlte Preeerlptlen. 11 is good for women or all ages. You will not need to Hien.1 all your wages for lc Thoio auclcnt agee, tho M. I.'s ol u century since, dlil nothing but doao and Meed their patients. We il better to-day: We use llr. I'lerce'e remedies. For wom&nklml. llr Florae's Favorl'e Freeoilptlon Is simply loilliiiensablo The young girl needs Its strengthening help at thaterltloul iierlod when eho Is blossoming into womanhood. The matron and mother nnd In U Inrlgoratlon and rollerfiom the numerous Ills whleh beset their cxlltenee. And ladles well adraneed In years unlrersallr acknowledge the revlTllylng and reitoratheeffectsorthls farorlto and standard remedy. A farmer at Mission bottom, Orcgen, dog up a turnip In his patch that ncljlicil fifteen pounds. iobtt I-uoks. Good looks are more that skin deep, de pending upon a healthy condition of all the vllal organs. If the Liver bo Inactive, you have a lllllous Look, If your stomach be disordered you have a Dyspeptic Look and If jour Kidneys he affected you have a Pinched Look. Secure good health and you will have good looks. Klectrlc Hitters Is the great alterative and Tonic acts di rectly on these vital organs. Cures Pim ples, Illotches, Dolls and elves a good complexion. Sold at Ituber'a Lehlghton ; and Illery's Weissport, 50c per bottle. "Know ye not. who would be tree Ihemselres mull strike the blow,'' so do not wsIL and suf fer: but put on your hat, go te the nearest drug, glit, and tile lor Ualrallen Ull, the great vain cure, as els. Itespect fur others governs our behavior. Iteiuarknbte Facte. Heart disease Is usually supposed to be Incurable, but when properly treated a large pj oportton ol eases can be cured. Thus lire. Kliulra Ila'cb, of Elkhart. Ind., and Mrs. Afary L. Ilaker, of Otld, Jlch , were cured after suffering 20 years, t). C. Llnburger, drngglsl al ban Jose, III , lays that Dr. if lies' New Heart Cure, which cured the former, "worked wonders for his wife." Levi Logan, of Ilnchanan, Mich., who hail heart disease for .10 ears. sa s two bottles made him "feel like a new man." Dr. Miles' New Heart Cure is sold and guaranteed by Thomas Lculghton; 1 and Biery Welsspnrl. Book of wonderful i testimonials free. A mine Dear I-ansford. I'enn . has lici-n ' on Ore for the last thtrtf years. 1 Dontt waste lima, money and health, trjlni evert uew medicine ou way see ailv.rllsed In the paper,. If the cause of yonr trouble Is lu the blood, liver, stomach or kidneys, take Ayer's Saraaparilla at oee, and be sure of o cure. Take no other. aWaaaW"sl "'uW 'ft II U ll-y TmM Mil BS aaaaH SBBBBl sWE. w JsaaaaaaaaaaaS AVI J OaM OaKa, Conalu Eon Threat, Cmip Talaaaca, waactjiaff Ctfb. Irtwtsutia i AaUuaa . sai - o- Yu ill im th tt Ilfea at . Au at, M iJtV ' v bi 0..IUASSIN3. - l-.OII H in Wild Lout mi I , i iirnl Car. i i iii iirirriwi con i! li I'll In on married in 1 li.iv known let- i i mill li nl Clark i . tin. -tri'rt Mi., waa ;i ii i fnl. .mil bail largo. ; . lit' ftrmnely hi- 1 hiT in the rar very 1 1 fetihru' dill politi- II.. 1 tenderly, riml uftiT riding two blookshc. jumped up tin' initimt n very fleshy old lady entfretl Ihr rnr uiul offered lior liia seat, with u 1 iw biiw 1 sure indication tb..t In1 tv.n iuit in.irrifil nnd doing U ffirt lu1 tmn-r on is utiap and bent h'-pt up thfi couverantion, I largely mado up of irrelo and highly relevant ntly ho discovered that t lower if he let go the .M.iilul himself of this cij v-i i tliotr.uimwiMipi'dnrouiMl tlipHfi .! 1 1 Imoia ktivet. Ho (lung up lit tunn. ni nlu one frantic, ineffectual frrati for t bo strap, swayed gracefully half around, and eprawlod out over tins fat old lady's lap n the car stopped. Ilia pink and white checks turned soar- lei. lie scrambled half way to his foef ana began, "1 beg Jturt aa ho was in the act of re-estub-liahing hia equilibrium and simultane ously uttering the atwlogy, the oar gave Iho eluirp jeTk aud quick, Btrong pull of starting. He clutched the Incorporeal air and went down with the words on his lips flatpfull length on the beastly, mnddy floor. It was too bad, hut every body laughed. Yes, she laughed. She put her slim, black gloved hand, with a film of scant ed, handkerchief in it, up to her mouth and her black eyes daucrjljit him. He got up, scowled ve.lilnrKly nt the gentleman who had said "Whoop-o-ol" as he went down, and washed a patch of mud off Ids coat sleeve. Then he looked at her laughiug eyes. For an instant he tried to look amused; then he straight ened his face out severely and went over and looked out of the door, As ho started into the tunnel ho looked around. The handkerchief waa still at her month and her body swayed slightly as from a repressed emotion. A deep, straight liuo came into his forehead and ho stepped a littlo farther away. Half way through tho tunnel he looked around again. The instant sho met his eye sho dropped tho handkerchief to her mouth just in timo to suppress a ripplo of laughtor. He went out on tho plat form nnd hanged tho door behind him. At Madison street he opened the door and stood stiff as a statue until she walked out. She looked over her Bhonl der into his face as she passed him, hut there was an irrepressible twinkle in her oyes, and he stepped to the ground after her without unbending. Chicago Nows. Hard on Cambridge This is a short story that Cambridga people may not find exactly humorous. It is told, however, concerning a bright youngster who lived among them for his nine short vummers, and by reason of tho cultured atmosphere ho breathed, and the experimental systems ho was brought up on ougjit cither to have been dead or one of their own. But he defied both these fates and in duo course received his reward by moving into Bos ton. Here ho at onco found congenial companlond and no doubt began to contract those unfortunate habits of speech that indirectly led to this talc. Ono day hia papa heard him using lan guago that no nice littlo hoy, especially a university town boy, supposed to know tho meaning of. "Teddy," Baid his stern parent, "never say that again; it's swearing, and God will hoar yon nnd bo very much dis pleased." i "Well, IlPgo down cellar," said tho youngster defiantly, "then I guess ho can't her :ne," "Yes, he can," Insisted tho devout man. "Is he in the attio too?" "Yes." "Then," anuounced the youngster, with tho triumphant nir of one who set tles the question, 'Til go to Cambridgo, for I'm sure he's not there." Boston Transcript, "1 K Kothimi like it Dr. Pierco's Favorite Prescrip tion. It's as peculiar in its compo sition, as in its curative effects, in all tho diseases and disorders that afflict womankind. It's a legitimate medicino an invigorating, restora tive"" tonic, a soothing and strength ening nervine, and a positivo rem edy for femalo weaknesses and ailments. All functional disturb ances, irregularities, and derange ments aro eureiiV by it. There's nothing like it in tho way it aots there's nothing like it in tho way it's sold. It's ffuarantettl to givo satisfaction in every case, or the money paid for It M promptly re funded. Itead the guarantee on tho wrap per. You lose nothing if it doesn t help you but it will. The svstem is invigorated, tho if it doesn't blood enriolied, digestion improved, melancholy and nervousness dis pelled. It's a legitimate medicine, the only one that's guaranteed to give satisfaction in tho euro of all "female complaints." Sclcntlfio American i Accncv for V HHV(AVEATB. JVBHMpfc TRADE MAKKH. TOMHKR oraicM patents 9Vn C0PYRIQHT8, ate Oldtt b uracil tnr susfiir-tiitf luatnntti tu Aniurtoa. rorr pmunit taiken out by u la bruunbt tMlqra the paUto bj a nutice tiiwu frt uf charge m the iAMMt etreolatloa of any eetenUlle paper in tha woridT. SplatwUdlr llluafraud. Mo lntlhlratkt man should ba without It. el. Aa Jwai. Mew Vort nerommcndctl as the IJcst. IX LK UilU, rLTIduUTB CO., U., UtJ, 1683. I luffertxl from tismporsuy ilsMiilewnaM from OTerwork for " .year- 'ox vhioh X ntd raior Koaolg's Kerv To ale, a&d oan ssxrnn.ml .varne aa Iho Uit medlelca for aimllar uooUea, F. BOBMHOBflT. Ilxtraot K"rouaIlleF of tfae Ber. J. IfeOowts, CtinW, Now Turk : "I reconunenJ yon to mu4 for all boeftlM of I'aatoc Kooxdg'a Htm Tonic, and Lei her it at dlreeted. It oure4 Teral la ay yUb.m East ox.ajo.mxa, N. Y . Oat. U, uh. I aaett cam bottle of Faetor Kfrw.lg'a Merro Toalo for diuioaaa and nerfona hfJ'tti. a&4 it dial all yon elaiai for tt and evan mora. I u4 Lean luAwiug for yoara. UfUL P, RAKCaL FREE KOCHIO MID. BO.. OKLaeu. 111. jnrsty'rs.'' CXCE' Trrjil, - 11 , 11 U 1 I In ik l pie : , Vit 1 hi.; ti'r' Thiv t. Strivt t.r sl ndi'i .ii ukalir'i&a0 MSB gJ I HOI hrrviG El L SI 0,000 will be paid for a recipe enabling us to make Wolff's Acmb Black ing at such a price that the retailer can profitably sell it at ioc. a bottle. At present the retail price is 20c. This offer le open until January tsL, iSoj. For particulate address the undersigned. Acacx Dlackino is made of pure alcohol, other liquid dressings are made of water. Water costs nothing. Alcohol is dear. Who can show us how to make it without alcohol so that we can make Acme Clacking as cheap as water dressing, or put it in fancy pack ages like many of the water dressings, and then charge for the outside appearance in stead of charging for the contents of the bottle? "WOLFF & HAKBOLrn. Philadelphia, Is me name of a paint of which a 25c bottle fa enough to make six scratched and dslled cherry chairs look like newly finished ma hoganics. Itwilldo manyother remarkable things which no other paint can do. All retailers sell iL Bcroftita waa once supposed to tie ttu touch of royalty. To-day, many grateful pcot!.. l:i"W that lite "sovereign remedy" is Ajirs : r-.apasMI 1. Tins powerful atten tive it t.j tea ' .1 c cir" by thoroughly clliiiiii. 1 11 M ttu Htninioiis poison from tho M1111-I. t oini mpllon, catarrh, and various other ;li mi- .1 as well ns mental maladies, have their ongln In Vhen hrii-illtaiy, tin disease manifests U si'lf In (ti'Vl.ood liy rlandular snelllngs, r 11 ,' . 1, suoUiii joints, and guncral f f" ti :j 1 . inHij iiinttiiicr Ayer'sSarsa-lut-Mi . -M piic'iniii i' i ( Hie r.istS)mptoma. M i Mi- itii 1 m 1 1 ti ip' 'I'd with a painful S' urfiilu s sttellli' mi. i-r imi cf her arms. rt.c 1 v vl-i.in lit 1 1 ' 1111 1 1 V In effect c cure, I I ' 1 one bultlr of SjreapaJl.'.t, mid iw wt nin-T tiifMppeannl." W. F. Ktm..f (J) . Mt . n I m.l Vft. "I wm rnirt! of ncrof nlu by titunc ( : Ayrr Kiiwpirilln." J. c. Vt ny, Ii i l ', iu. "I v.fis trot1 In! uiti. n 8i ;V 1 .j.,: f, i- ovir tVtJ jers. l Si.r ,"3(;rp.-'il tint w vm arrofub, I tor., .s InHiir t. .iyrs Sarsapariffa initiv if "-J' Tin -'K. rti n, it h . ka,(; TJi Chain ot ertdenca in now complete that OR. HESftA'8 VIOLA CREAM la the onlr T5irnartitlrin that rout tlvclv dnM all Ihftt fa 1 elflimcd for It. 1 1 remoTei 1 recrics, i-iTtr-moiea, uiacv hMtlB. lMmnlpsL Tan. nd Li Imperfection! of th ikla. wtlhomt lnjuft A few applications will render a rouah. W red ekln eoit, tmooth and white. It is not a cosmetic to cover drfects, but a rare, and guaranteed to pIto Bntlfoctlon. Price 60c. At druggistai or sent by null. Bend for testimonials, . Q. C. BITTNER & CO., TOLEDO, - - OHZ m t -isiiu j i 1 :i ma DEAFNESS, ITS CAUSES AND CURE Bcicntillcally treated by an anrlatof world-wlda repuution. Deafnesa eradicated ana entirely cured, ot from 20 to 30 years' standing, alter alt other treatments hero failed. Ilowthodlin. cultr Is roacued and the canaewmoved, fully eTiilalncd in circulars, with aOldavlu and teaUj monials ot cureatrom promlneBtpeople.mallea tree llr. A AUMXAIMEa Xmouuis Wastu RUPTUREI! Cure ganranteed Dim.ii.iii NflTir 1? fcao at once. No orteMtionorbnaine lArchSLrtilli. rir: lhui)and ot curea. Dr. Mayer la ot Hotel Pcnn, licadlng, l'a.,econdHatnrd&rot oacnmontb tJeudiorcircuiars. AdTicatr flick HeafUehaanl nliaraall thstnaUu tOOS Cent to ftbllloua eUleof tho fitsun aaob ad pjxzlneH, KiotOsV, Drowilne, PUtr3 aftar stating, Pain la tho tildk fto. Whlla ULf motl) esaultkblo aoc hu boea ihown la custerj 4 Headache, yet Carter'a IitOa Utwc ffila art cqsuU7TsUnablelnOonBUpaUon,eimasaadp Testing thla anno ylng com plAlnt.w Mia theralao correct all diaordcriof thalomaclutlmnlat th aUTeraoJreeiilAWtiotowtU. TaaUtUeiooly f Acl Ih ey wonl d bo almna t prloeleta to ihns I auftor from thUdlatrenilng oomptalntf bat t ortuv ' xutoly thelrcoolosssa doe noteaJ hr4oliiiosci Thooncetrj them will find theM littlo plIUTsUu rbltj in ao manx wara that the? will not ba wll illsg to do without thczxu Dot after allatcfc ba4 ACHE flathabanecf aom&nyllTfli thit here la wneri I w msvlia oor grevt bout. Our pill core it whila icthera do not. t CurUir'a IJUle Lirer PillsJ aM wr tmOl an4 very euy to take. OnoortwopllUniakoadoaa, They are atriotly vegeUbla and do not grip ot paras, but by VmLx pd tl action pleaaeall whti iUMthm. XnTklaataScenU; flreforfl. BoU Vj drogglaU nerjheze, or aont by mall, CARTER MEDICINO CO,, New Yorlc; SMALL Pill. SMALL DOSE. SMALL FfllCt Itdwuarliiif Qul!ti9s3-etinourpaiiad,actoa!l' fi'i'Iutlnir tws borr-i "T nty ofhsir brnnd. Noc FOHBILEJ ? Vt .U 11$ O KXEEALLT. 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