PAP8K. I am a fine example of modern man's abtlltjr To comprehend the age's wants, and flit them wtthaiflllty. I'm made from rags discarded by respectable society, From straw or wood or fibrous plant of every known variety, Tbe business man sends word by me whene'er your bill's collectable, The lovers nse me lavishly for blllets-donz de lectable. Your grocer or your butcher wraps his wares utilitarian! And as bis boy delivers goods he winks at his own Mary Ann. They pnt me np In every style, and every tbada and quality. To suit the staid, prosalo man, or fads of gay frivolity. The world has como to know me, and I'm really Indispensable To every man and woman, the flighty and tbe sensible. The news would be unpublished If 'twere not for my utility; Dut prldedoesnot become me, and I carry with humility Dispatches from all parts of earth named In our school geography. Impressed on my fair surface by the "aid of good typography. In fact, I am tbe medium of busy man's del- terlty. . - uerrul celerity. RATS. mr mathk m'casland. In a Btnall, meanly lurntshed room in the third story of a tenement building, Professor Carl Schwartz, teacher of Ger man, and French, as his modest sign on tho outside door indicated, sat in a de jected attitude. One elim hand sup jiorted his blonde head ; the abundant yellow curls shaded a face that was thin to attenuation, and everything around betokened extreme poverty. "Mein Gott.giff helb," muttered the professor, "for I know not -what to dol Pupils I can not get j food I must hare. Ah, America, what has thou here for tho poor German?" As though in answer to his question there was a sharp, quick rap at the door. His handsome faco flushed eagerly; he arose, and with the courtly grace of a Clicpterfleld, ushered in his -visitors, a stately old man and two bright boys. In ten short minutes from the time of their entrance the happy German found himself the proud possessor of two pupils, sons of a wealthy banker, with the prom ise of their father's influence to secure him more patrons. There was ono "schmall leetle cloud," as the poor professor mentally declared, ;n this sudden burst of sunlit sky. "I will pay at the end of tho first quarter," the banker had said, fixing what seemed a munificent sum, "as I make it a rule never to pay for a thing till I get it; "and Carl could only mur mur, "Dot ish right." The father departed, leaving his sons for their first lesson, and after it was over tho professor fell to conversing about the dear "faderland," and his experience since coming to America. Among other things he mentioned the rats. "lis Ish a coot room for tern, so many holes ; ven I shleep tay run over me like rabbits; I likes not such bedfellows. Tay alway works at tore plshness " "Just like mechanics," interjected ono of the boys. "Mechanics workingmans? Tay be better much ; tay puts hi full time nover go on shtrike. " "Are there no rats in Germany?" asked John, tho elder brother, "Yes; but taytako not such leebcr ties." ' "America is tho land of liberty oven for rats, " laughed Henry. "Whew! look at that big follow going up tho sink spout!" he continued in a whisper; for, sure enough, a fine specimen of tho rodent tribe had whisked out into full view, soon disappearing again at sight of tbe boys, "De poor brave rat!" mourned tho pro fessor. " He face death to get von loetlo bit food. He must get it ; so must I. " "There is no need of facing death In this country,", gai4 John lightly. "I wouldn't do it; Pdgo hungry, or olso livo on bread and cheese. " "Why didn't we kill that fellow?" queried Henry. "We could have done it easily enough as he ran. " "Kill him? What for you Mil him? Ho no mean harm. "You are too good to your rats, pro fessor; that is what makes them so tamo and impudent. I'd finish them up In a jiffy. Just sprinkle some slices of bread wltli arsenic, spread them thickly with butter, una lay them at the holes. " Butter, butter? I no eat butter mlen- Eclf ; shpeck juice, Till dat do?" "Spike juice! Oh, you mean lard. Yes, that will do. But why don't you eat butter? I thought everybody liked it. I'll try you with a buttercup some day." "Buttercup cup butter? Tanks, very Goo t to grateful. " "He thinks you aro going to give him butter," whispered John. "He means a little llower," he added aloud. "Ma fois; la rose, de leetle flower, die rose; oxcuso me, "murmured the prc- lessor, conmseaiy mixing Jus l"rencn, German, and broken English together. "Henry," said Jolin, as they walked iiomo together, -l luce that man, and I bclievo he is actually hungry. " "So do I, and ho seems such a gentle man. Let us ask cook to make up a a basket of goodies, and leave it at his door to-night. He can think it is present from the rats. " "Agreed!" said John. Accordingly, that evening the little dark entry outside the professor's door was graced with a basket tit for a king. After depositing it the boys crouched in the shadows and began inakine sounds that were very good imitations of the rats squeals. "He's coming," whispered John. "I hear him shuffling about getting into his ciouies. uo must have gone to bed early, in hopes of sleeping away his hunger, Now, once more!" Together they set up a doleful wall, as though it came from the very depths of rat misery, winding up in the falsetto Ley. "Do poor leetle rat! It makes not me joy to hear such large sorrow. I vill Ileal the pains if I can. What means ma this?" as he opened the door and his eyes fell upon the basket. "Compliments of a Irlendt, reading the card attached, "Who is mein friendt? It not matter GoU is mein friendtl Dot ish so nice, so good," he continued, peering beneath the cover. "Butde rats, do poor, little sorrowful rats, have gone away, I can not suaro my joy mit uem ; von leetle bite might shtop de pains. Tho boys waited to see the door close behind the happy professor and tho big basket, and then started for home, hav tag enjoyed their fun. The next day they brought a trap, a wire cage with a drop door, showed their teacher how to bait it, and placed it in a comer. Upon coming to receive their third lesson, the trap contained a very comfortablo looking captive. "Caught one! " exclaimed both boys, "But why don't you kill it?" "Kill von poor leetle animal, so nice, and so pretty "Well, if he hasn't boon feeding it? interrupted John. "Only von leetle bit bread and cheese, I keep It a captive von shmall while, den let it go to tell de oder rata how dreatful it is to be taken in a trap. " "Not so very dreadful to be housed and red like this is it ouold vera burner said llenry, poking at the rat through the wires with a small stick. The animal uttered several sharp squeals and almost immediately another one. a large, tiowerfiil looking fellow, ran out from the wall, wired the stick in Ills teeth, and snapped It in two. Ho then caught the cage nud actually dragfredlt, wltli its occupant, to tho hole, nnd gnvo it two or threo quick jerks ill Ills efforts to get it through. "Well dono, my bravo fellow! said Henry, clapping his hands. A rat with suoh a champion tloserroa its freedom, " declared John. Tho professor said not a word, but stepping forward raised tho trap door, and the slim gray tail soon twinkled out of sight. "I say, Henry, let tis not be outdone by a rat," said John, as they walked homo together. "It risked its llfo for a friend. Our poor friend, tho professor, needs n little help. Father is too good a busiuoss man to pay him a cent till he has earned it, hut wo can spare him our pocket money for tho next threo months. " "That wo can!" "Ho can livo nicely upon It till ho earns Ins salary. " bo it was quietly arranged. Not much of a sacrifice you will say, tho loss of pocket money for three months ; but just such little things make up tho sum of a life that is worth living. 1IU8I.VF.SS AM) IMIl'STIUAT,. Illinois has frog farms. Galveston wants n sugar refinery. Western lumber dealers have organ' Ized. Labor agitation Is unusually active in Uhicago. Germany sends canned asparagus to this country. A $150,000 cotton mill Is reported as to bo erected at Hlllpboro, N. C. Tho erection of a cotton mill at Tulluv homa, Tenn., Is proposed. A $300,000 cotton mill is reported as to be built nt Tallapoosa, Ua. A carpet factory is reported as to be established at Abingdon, Va. The Operative Painters' Union of New lork was organized in 1812. A new laco manufacturing establish ment is to be Btarted on Long Island. It is stated that the Waitmnn's clove factory will ue established at Charles ton, W. Va. The British government is giving 8,000 Irishmen work at $1.75 a week, payable In money or meals. Eastern parties have mado a proposi tion to erect n iuu.uw boot and shoo factory nt Abilino, Tex. It Is staled that A. J. Patterson will erect n cotton mill nt Morristown, Tenn. The capital stock is $00,000. An English cablo construction com pany has offered tho Dominion govern' ment to lay a submarine cable connect ing Sable Island with Nova Scotia and operalo it for 10 years for an annual subsidy of $12,000 a year, the cable to becomo the property of tho government at the expiration of tho 10 years. According to an account from Milan. Uie National Hank of Italy is actively interested m wo organization of an Italian steamship company for East Africa. Tho capital of tho company is to be zu.uuu.wu francs (about $t,U0O,O00), and its immediate object will bo to con nect the Somali and Zanzibar coasts by a line of Italian Bteamers, so as to be inde pendent of English enterprise. lie Was One of U;e One. An African traveler was rccountinc to a company his hairbreadth escapes in the. jungles and savannas about the great equatorial lake region. Ho had encoun tered there, ho said, the most savago and blooatlursty race of men in tho world. "As wo were marching," tho traveler related, "from Nmgosji to Gohangbo wo suddenly found ourselves In tho midst of a most terriblo end desperate combat. And what oddsl Ten to oner 'Were you ono of tho ten?" asked a bystander. "bir, said the explorer, errundilo quently, "I wish you to understand that 1 was one of the one!" A1entmlmlr Maine Women, An absentininded woman in this town started down street tho other day and slipped and fell Hat. In recovering her self sho got turned around and btarted back home. She is a couiin to a woman who started to prepare the evening meal recently, when sho sneezed, and upon re covering thought she was "doiuir up" tin supper dishes, She puteverythlng away nicely and sat down for a quiet evening, Lb airfield Journal. Tho most artistic gown i3 npparcntly ecomlcss, and does not show the mascu lino contingency how the wearer gets Into it. this is well. It is wue to sup press tho seamy sido of life. MEXICANS AM. OAMULE. It la the Ruling Craze, and Even Clill drm Indulge lu It. "Gambling is the ruling passion in Mexico," said Charles F. Hughes, of tho City of Mexico, who was a Palmer Houso guest, while on his way to New York. "Every one, from children 10 and 13 years of age to old men and women, in dulge In it. Every member of every class of society tries to win tho favor ot the fickle goddess Fortune, for gambling is not looked upon by Mexicans as a most glaring vice, as it is by Northerners. Tho former aro more lenient in the matter of public morals. Each saloon lias various games of chance, but the whir of the wheel and the click of tho ball ono notes after passing various zealous iniards in the resorts of your city are seldom heard there. Monte is tho national Mexican game, as faro and poker aro the Amer ican, and rouge et noir and baccarat tho trench. Monte tables nre run within sight of the passers by ; of courso theso of which I now speak are the public games wherein all who wish may participate. Private games of monte are quite com mon in some of the homes of the wealthi est citizens of the balmy country. Poker is nlso a very popular game, and tho stance are frequently very high. "At one home to which I am often in vited there are four admirers of the gome, and each one is a shrewd and cal culatlng player. This quartet is com posed of father, mother, son, and, daugli ter. Of course tho stakes for which they play are only enough to make it interesting,' but the fact remains that th.e parents encourage more or less the youthful members of the family in the fascinating pastime. But instead of looking at the matter in the light of a more rigid disciplinarian, the father, a well to do merchant, often sneaks of the clover way in which his daughter or son, as the case may be 'callod his bluff,' and his wife proudly exhibits a dazzling pair of diamond earrings sho won from liini with a ten high flush. "la alleys, upon street corners, in old buildings, and in every accessible place, street toys and girls can bo found play tag with some device for gambling. To take gambling from Mexicans would mean to deprive them of their most fascinating pastime. Chicago News. The ozar of Russia la wild In Ilbva fondness for rising early in the morning and Koine about the market nlacea of Rt Petersburg. Not Infrequently on theso trips he makes purchases for the roval 1 larder. Changes of Climate Kill more people than Is generally known. I'm eicHiarlv is Ibis the ease In Instances where the constitution Is delicate, and among oar Im migrant population nook Inn new homes lu those portion of tbe Went, nml where Material and typhoid feters prevail at certain seasons ot the year. The best preprartlve for a change of climate, or of diet and water which that change necessitates, Hostetter's Stomach Hitters, which not only fortlQes tho system against malaria, variable temperature, damp, nnd the debilitat ing eftecls of tropical heat, but It Is also the leading remedy tor constipation, dyspepsia, liver complaint, bodily troubles specially apt to attack emigrants and visitors to regions near tho collator, mariners and tourists. Whether used as a safeguard by sea voyagers, travelers by land, miners, or agriculturists In newly popu lated districts, this lino specific 1ms elicited tho most favorable testimony. Texas has a Hogg for Govornor, a Pig for Judgo, n Lamb for Senator, a Durham for roprosontntlvo and ji Buffalo for Sheriff: Texas Is a great stock Stato. Tho best authorities say it is wlso to regard milk as a raw food. It should bo boiled as soon as it comos Into tho house It is well known that disoaso germs may bo carried in milk, and boiling destroys them. A ScnilblcMan Would uso Kemp's balsam tor the Throat nnd Lungs. It Is curlngmoro cases of Coughs, Colds Asthma. Itrnnchltls. Croun and all Throat and Lung Troubles than any other medicine. The proprietor has authorized any druggist to giro you a Sample Bottle Free to convince you ot the merit ot this great remedy. Largo Bottles coo nnu f l. An irrigation canal is in courso of construction at Gila Bend, Ariz., to bo completed in six months, from which 200,003 to 300,000 acres will bo irrigated, I am an old man aud havo boon a constant sufforer with catarrh for tho last ten years. I am entirely curod by tho uso of Ely's Cream Balm. It is strango that so simple- a remedy will cure such a stubborn disease Henry Billings, U. S. Pension Att'y, Washing ton, D. O. I suffered for moro than ten years with that dreadful disoaso, catarrh, and usod every available medicine which was recommended to mo. I can not thank you enough for tho relief which Ely's Cream Balm has afforded mo. Emanuel Meyors, Winflold, L. I, N.Y. The- first steamboat to flro a gun in action was tho Royal Williams, a side- wheeler, which crossed tho Atlantic in 1833. Sho was built at Quebec. Nerve and Liver l'llls. An important discovery. They act on the liver, stomach and bowels through the nerves. A new principle. They speedly cure biliousness, bad taste, torpid liver, piles and constipation Splendid for men, women and children. Smallest, mildest, surest. CQ doses for no cents, camples tree at l . u. Thomas and W. F. lliervs Drue Store. The oldest collogo in North Amorlca wns founded in 1853 the Collego of St, Ildo, fonso, in tho City of Mexico, Tho noxt oldest is Lavnl Collego, Quo boo. A Great llnttle Is constantly going on In the human system whenvou suffer with consmnntlon. couchs or colds; they strive to ruin health and drag vic tims to uie grave. inso ninety warning nuu use run-iina uougn ana uonsuinpuon uurc. Price 25 and BO cents. Dr. Lee's Liver ltcgulator Is a sure cure for uyspepsm, uinuusuess, neuriuurii, inuigt-siiuu, ana an Kinney complaints, trial uotties ireo u nomas' Drug store. New Jersey Importers havo been dodging tho tariff by receiving pearl buttons complcto in ovory detail except the drilling of tho holes. Epoch. Tt,.i..n.lilnn fnsn, I M r-M.1 n.l. ful sloknesi to robust health marks an epoch la the life of the Individual. Such a remarkable event is treasured in the memory and the agency whereby tbe good health das been attained Is ttratelully blessed. Hence it Is that so much Is heard In praise of Electric flitters. So many leei tuey owe tneir restoration to neaun, to tne use oi tne ureal Alterative ana ionic, it yi are troubled with any disease of kidneys, liver or stomach, of long or short standing you will ureiy unu reiiei uy ubo ui xaecirio uuiare. sola at ooo. ana ai.oo per Dottle at KfcUEU' Drug Store. Insect powder sprinkled about bed steads is likely to indicato to a guost tho prosonco of vermin, although such may not be tho case. An invisible re medy, and one quite as offoctivo as provontivo, is strong brlno. Wash the slats nnd cleats thoroughly with it. As an after-dinner pill, to strengthen tho stomach, assist digestion, and cor rect any bilious tendencies, Ayor's Fills aro considered tho bost. Being sugar-coatod, thoy aro as agroeablo as any confection, and may bo taken by tho most dollcato. To clean carpets, add a little turpen tino to a pall of water. Wring out cloth or spongo in it, wipo undor tho heavy piece of f urnlturo, and sweep tho rest of tho carpet with a broom dipped in tho wator. Eupepsy. This Is what tou ought to have. In fact, von must have It, to fully enjoy life. Thousands are searohlng for It dally, and mourning because they find it not. Thousands upon thousands of uuiiuib ia spcut BuDuauy cv our people in ine hope that they may attain this boon. And yet It may be had by all. We guarantee that Eleo trie Ultteri. II used according to directions and the use peniitea In, will bring you good dines, tlon and onst the demon dyspepsia and install Instead eupepiy. We recommend Electric Hit ters for dyspepsia and all diseases oriho liver, stomach and kidneys. Sold at 60c. and 1.00 per Wash chamois leather in topld water, using soap freely. If tho chamois is vory much soiled, givo n second Buds, Klnso in tepid water and squeezo dry- do not wring. Hang whoro it will dry readily, and snap and pull until dry. Washing and pulling in this manner will make tho loathor soft as now. Hankers. Doctors. Lavjyors, Carpenters, Drug gists, Englnee-,8. Mechanics. In fact we have recommendations from Doonle in all stations in life, testifying to the wonaeridi cures that bulphur Hitters have effected. Bend for testimonials. See another column. Metals are found to corrode much faster when in galvanic connection than othorwiso. Will Ite aiyen Away. Our enterprising druggists Thomas Lohighton and Blory, Wolssport, who carry tho finest stook of drugs, perfu meries, toilet articles, brushes, sponges, etc., aro giving away a largo numbor of trial bottles of Dr. Miles' celebrated Restorative Nervine. They guarantee it to cure headache, dizziness, nervous, prostration, Bleapleesnoes,, tho ill ef facts of spirits, tobaoco, coffee, etc. Druggists say it is the greatest sellor thoy over knew, and is universally sat isfactory. Thy also guarantee Dr. Miles' New Heart Cure in till coses of nervous or organic heart diseases, pal, pitation, pain in side, smothering, etc. Pine book on "Nervous and Heart Dis eases" free IT IS And we Have 'Em! In great assortment nnd at all prices. We can't tell you all nbout them, but they ore perfect in style, wprkmnnehip nnd price. Come and see nnd also tike a look at Our Carpets and Furniture. In. which lines are included everything worth be ng Everything is new style, price nnd Don't buy until you see our stock of goods Kemerer & Swartz, NORTH FIRST STREET, T T IS HEADQUARTERS FOR GENERAL HARDWARE, a a io Bill A.LL KIND OPS. PUBLIC SQUARE, Bank treet, Lehighton, Pa gOPPOSITE J.. FIRST STREET, - Has just opened an entire new line of LADIES' FINE DRESS GOODS! Comnrisinn all the vcrv latest styles in White Goods. Sa. teens, Prints, Ginghams, I' ancy Uress .Patterns oi inii low prices. Groceries, Provisions, rfv ood and Willowware Cloths Cassimers. Hats. made Clothing in crcat variety and at prices with the reach of all purchasers prices fully as low as the same goods can be bought for at any other general store in this vicinity. Carpets, Oil-cloths, Lamps and Fixtures in great variety and of best quality at Rock Bottom Prices. Best quality of Flour and Feed at prices fully as low as the same articles can be purchased A car load of coarse salt y been marked down to the very lowest notch. All goods of the very best quality and are being sold at prices equally as low as the same goods in this section. Call and be convinced. iiespectlully, July 823-71 &M0S REIflEL. SUMMER UNDERWEAR. We have opened up a very nice line of Seasonable Underwear in JLatJies, Misses, Childrens and Gents. Ladies Vests, 13cts each or two 15c, 25c, 45c and 50c. These the monpy and cant be excelled, uents Uauze blurts, zoc 45c, 50c. Low values not to be matched in town. Mitts for Ladies and Misses In Black and Fancy Colors at more and can t be matched m town at the price. Hosiery Jbr Ladies, Misses, Children and Gents at lowest prices- JggjDon't forget our 5 and 10 OBERT'S Adam's Express Company. THE ONLY BOOT AND SHOE STORE IN WEISSP0RT. WHEN we tell you that our stoic is the very best place in town to buy FOOT FEAR of all kinds, you can just make up your mind that wo mean it. Our exhibit of Shoes, Slippers, and Footwear in general is tho newest, the most stylish and the most substan ' tial in town. TFe give you only the very best Footwear at the very lowest prices. These are a few points in our favor and it will pay you to givo us your patronage, in return you get the best results for your money. U. S. KRESGE, WEISSPORT'S LEADING BOOT AND SHOE DEALER. THE POSITIVE CURE. IIMT lUlOTIIERa, M Winaa 14 A ftUXIU THAT APTUU WTTH PKCCLIAX VCfiCE TO ftOIMOI a. Williams & Rogers' Rochester Business University, Stands at the bead ot Uie llitot rommfrclal schools In In Its character as an educational force a means of placing ambitious voting men and women on the blah road to success, and In I he extens. SJffnWiMSllll,"5!' THOKOUUU fOMMKfiCIAl., MIIOUTIIAND AND rBAI? TICAL KNOUSH OOUKWta Die Tarcotv seteoth Aoniul mtuloKUO titll be mailed tree o TIME TO TALK ABOUT OF COAL, & & S. DEPOT.-sjr - LEHIGHT0N, Pa Marseilles, Seersuckers ana me very uesc qualities ai exceea Crockeryware.Glassware, ot the best makes at low figures. Boots, Shoes and Eeady elsewhere. has just been received the price can bought at any general store for 25cts. Something better at goods are actually worth double 25c and r50c. They are worth cent Counter. Rare Bargains BLOCK. 8t,NnrYorfc. TtiCtWc Sweat Groan Growl Wbatelieilto tie expected of the old fathlontl way of blacking thethoeil Try the new wy anduseWolS's Acme Kicking and the dirty tstkbecomeia cleanly fleas me. Wolff'sACMEBIacking REQUIRES NO BRUSH. 10c Will rtav tor tha Cost 10c 1 0 r LliaiifiliiR l'laln Whlt I ri r iX Gla. vessels to lltlbr, J IOC Bmeralil, Opal, TOO 10c or ouier Muy uiass. 10c 0 FOR GLASS xs WILL DO IT. WOLFF U llANDOLFn, Philadelphia. AL. CAMPBELL, Jeweler and Watchmaker, Bank Street, Lehighton, inna espectfnlly Invites tlio attention ot bis friends and the citizens generally to his lmincnso new stockot Watches, Clocks, Silverware, Jewoly, at Prices that defy compel I tlon. It will pay you o call and Inspect my stock betoro purchasing elsewhere. REPAIRING Promptly done at lowest charge, and all work guaranteed, Don't Fornet tbe Place. SIGN OP THE BIG WATOH, Bank St Lehighton DCC19188T Ayer?s Pills May always be relied upon as a certain cure for liver troubles, constipation, sick headache, biliousness, dyspepsia, Jaundice, and rheumatism. Unlike most cathartics, Ayer's Pills strengthen the stomach, liver, and bowels, and restore to these organs their normal and regular action. Taken In season, they check tho progress of colds, fevers, and malaria. Being purely vegetable and sugar-coated, Ayer's Pills are The Favorite family medicine, whllo travelers, both by sea and land, find them to be Indispensable. " We sell moro of Ayer's Pills than of all other kinds put together, and they give per fect satisfaction." Chrlstenscn & Uaarlow, Druggists, Baldwin, 'Wis. "I have used Ayer's Pills for the past thirty years, and consider them an lnvaluablo Family Medicine I know of no better remedy for liver troubles and dyspepsia." James Quinn, Hartford, Ct. eapt. Chas. Mueller, of the steamship "Felicia," says: "For several years I have relied more upon Ayer's Pills than anything else In tho medlclno chest, to regulate my bowels, and those of tho ship's crew. Theso Pills are not serero In their action, but do their work thoroughly. I havo used them, and with good effect, for tho cure of rheu matism, kidney troubles, and dyspepsia." Ayer5s Pills rBETABXD BY Dr. J. C. AVER & CO., Lowell, Mass. Sold by all Drnfrglits and Dialers in Uedlelnt. SCMFFMANN'S ASTHMA DURE TntUsllr rUTM Ik kmI vtolint fttUek had lonm son. IwrtobU iWp. HO ITAITIHQ for KXfeCLTB. Biaadty tafckUtios, lu utltt U tmsudlftU, direct tad Certain( u U lb mult la all nrabl eaua, A iTnrU LrUl raviBett la Btort akfptk&l. Ir!t, too, and 1.00 f any ttrafxtrt, or bj rcalL Samp! FrQO ' lUap. U K Km DUMIrr In ANN t BUrwii, It tout UttU one ibouVl be Ukcn TO-RIGHT Uh H mbrao. u Droop, what would Tou do? What pbjalcUA eoul4 MTt oqj unonp.woa IteUftf BOM Beldin'sl I Remedy to nan It bu never failed. Order NOW from your druijUl i m. rmaiMt nimiiwi rwiwjtr. ai mljiaf4oard. la TKi SB. tntm rsorsirf ! eo., Jamaica, r.t V A pamphlet of Information and lb-A stract of tbe lairs, show log llow toi v Obtain Patents, Caveat.. TrKloi sAMfm fUNM & CO. uoprrumis, ni r. sSOl lirondnay. ntw x otic , Prof. ALEXANDER BOUDROU era CD as era E3- 0 lam now 71 veras of aire. XVu. nKtnriAntnr aieoiciur ana surgery tor seven lears under the famous Or. Nelson, and alter ten v ears' hard studv aud In consultation iclth sevn of thi. mnit eminent phj slclans In tho city of l'hilodelphla since 1871. 1 have discovered tbs cure of many so-called Incurable disease. it can no longer ue doubted that the mine can be cured! that naralvzed limit r.in imrMtnmit to their natural use, and teneral debility cured. Congestion of the brain, apoplexy, results of sun stroke and then orst ciues or rheumatism, scl- ucb, iiruruiaiu, nyer complaint, urisnu' dis ease of the kidneys, hip and bone djje.iie.no. tarrlt l.rnnMtltla oliriHil. .1...... railed heart disease nnd dlputerla, all entirely cured with pure medicines of my own prepara- rlon, if used u properly as directed. During nine years oyer 10,000 persons in this llvl aiouo nave usmi mess medicines and are is witnesses ol the r worth. All their names oratory of l'rofessor lloudrou. No. 177 North Tenth Street, I'ultadelpula. I was myself In can oe oouuneu uy caning ai tue onjoe ana lab- jured iu me spina aim narniyzeu lor seven years and pronounced inanimble by seven of the most able physicians and MiReons oi Ibis ciiy. 1 am now well and healthy, having cured myself with lu, uuu iiiruit'iucn. uo not listen to those prejudiced against lin irovement lu medtelne and die, Rhen youoan I will not go Into practice myself, btiW over 09 years ot aw, but will sell my nuafufM. I have two eminent physicians "ntiMrl srlUi me to attend to caUlnic at tbe rvsldMMa of the tlek II required. Gome one. oome all snfferem nnd iw, rntnrA to health, cured by tbesa pure tnedlcim-a and thus see experience ami believe fur yourselves. Office and Laboratory open all from 11.1t to ICOO I" M. Call ot write Al.EXANDHK JiOVUItOl .l'-.'TIM lh t , I-bila.lelplda, !. MOJtt'MHWT IN BOtfJf. to warn who diko t the mAnco-rnun- MAJ WAR. TheM died In wan they died a eroel death tly maddened norma trampled to tho gronnd; While boldly nfutlnu, wltli impatient aoui. Death found tneui. anu witu snence wrappcu them round. They died In war and no familiar hand GlAtreu theirs in ueatui a rwn, ngmur: flood Of aoldlefa overwhelmed tham, and Ihey san'i To death In beat and dost and wounds and blood. They died, and of their gallantry nnd faith. Their bravery anil valour what remains r And la tbe conqneat worth the widow's tonrj' And nre the vlctoi lea anch certain gainsr Nay, not the victories: but see, they raise A monument of Invo that shall be read When we and all our am I past and gone. And wives ana mothers hae lejoluea tiioir dead. Thoancel stands with mighty shield tognarl Tho dying warrior 1 1 um I he opponent's arm i And every feeble lnnn shall teel bin aoui Assured oi sareiy, aiiicuieu rroui uu narm. And strength nud valour shall go band in hand, And anml tmrltv shall ward tbe right; And dying men shall point lis to tho star That dawning on the world snail mako u llebt' -ILucy Elliabeth Orr. MATCHED COPPKIIS. Three Young Men Ton Up for the nicltt to Court n Ulrl. A weddiiie is announced between two well known vounir people of Des Moines. There is an intorestinK story connected with the event, and It would bo unfair to call names. Four years neo tlio prospective bride, then quite young, was receiving the at tention of threo eentlemen. llioy, too, were young, littlo moro than boys, nnd just entering upon the different lines of work which thoy had adopted tor uie. Two of them, indeed, were Btill stu dents. Matters ran along without much chance with the four for somo tiitii'. Ther each understood tho situation. Nothing m tho cm s manner Indicated any preference. The threo boys wore tho best of friends, although the gitiui' tion was such as to strain their relations a little. Finally the three met one day by acci dent. In some way tho young lady's name was brought up, and after con sideration it was decided to match nan nies to seo who should withdraw from tho contest. It was stipulated lliat the winner should be in honor bound to dfc- voto himself exclusively to the young lady in the future, aud to win her hand if possible. Tlio losers from that moment were to withdraw from tho race com pletely. The losers were further pledged to act as guardian brothers to the young lady and see that tho winner carried on no flirtations with other girls. The contracts wcro carried out to the letter, and the girl was never told why two of her admirers eo suddenly retired. And so, after these years, sho is at last to become the wifo of him whom luck favored in a game of chauce. Both are still young and tho gentleman i3 prosper ing in business. Of tho losers in the contest, ono adopted a trade and is married. The other en tered upon a professional career. Ho Is unmarried and his name would bo yecog nizod, wore it mentioned, all over tho Western city. Des Moines Leader. American Immigration Agents In Italy. The agents of the steamship lines cover Italy as tho locusts covered Egypt. They paint tho charms of big wages in tho United States; they often induco tho poor pcasaut to soil his cow and move on tho United States. In this business tlio commission money of clouds of emigrant agents Is the chief inspiration. Tlio ship would starro without a steerage list there is a large profit in handling large numbers, and thousands of drummers for emigrants swarm over Italy, and their fruit is in the 5,'000 Italians who, in one week of tho recent spring, cut loose from tlio lifo of tho Italian peasantry to try chances in the United States, Many moro applied in the spring of 1890 than the ships could carry. There is a factor iu Italian emigration which is larger and more important than perhaps any other European factor of its class. 1 allude to the devotion of nation ality. Tha Irishman loves Ireland, tho Englishman loves England, and the Ger man loves Germany, but moro intense than any of these loyalties is tho devotion of tho Italian to his ancient and now United States. This sentiment is as pro. found among the peasantry na among any class, and nothing but tho most pressing poverty youid drive tho Italian people h such numbers from their native land, Hence, when they have made a few dol lars in tho United Slates beyond thoprcs ent wants they hasten to their old Jiomes. J. hoy lovo to spend their savings in Italy it seems to them almost n sacrilege to spend them elsewhere. Ab a Chinaman's bones can never rest or his Bpirit be free until his mortal remains are celestially interred, so an Italian peasant's dollars seem to bring mm real pcaco only when they aro Bpent in tho place where he was born. Tbe returning legions amaze the homo people of Italy yvith their financial resources : for men who never liad a dol lar look on $75 as a rich reserve, and $100 is wealth. These returned emigrants flourish about their native Italian towns and set their neighborhoods aflame with a desire to bco tlio land where oven the shovel and the pick aro transformed into gold. Consul Dingley's report from tho Naples Consulate. Sympathetic. Hostess I don't see Jjow anyone can speak well of those horrid Indians. I can never forget how they made several of my ancestors suffer at the stake. Mr. Grampus (struggling with an al leged sirloin) I can assure you, madam, they have my profoundest sympathy.- Test This, Everybody, The Listener nhaerved n. vpnr mrtm. and interesting (Jiing the ptlier night. Ite had occasion to wait for an 'evening train in tne uoiumlms avenue station. h he entered and sat down there were dready eight men and two women sit ing on the benches, and. havine noth. ng better to do, the Listener notioed tliatr very one of the men had his Iec crossed ver his right knee, while it was suIH- lently apparent that in the cose of the wo ladies this state of things was ex actly reversed. As tho Listener was meditating upon tho reaspn fpr this urious circumstance, a lady and centle- man entered and sat down; and im mediately the gentleman put his left leg over his right knee, while the lady joined her sisters in the room In exactly the same attitude. By and by moro men came, nnd more 1 and every one of them put Ida left leg over his right kneo, un-' ti! there were actually 17 men sitting in that position in the littlo waiting room. Only one more lady came, but she, too, followed exactly tlio oxamnle of tha other women. Seventeen men and four women in one room, all with ona kne over the other, but tho women's and men's crossed in reversed directions. Is there any physiologist who can explain why this should bo so? IBoston Tran kcript, Peoratary Rusk is fond ot horseback riding, and frequently rides between the tHnortment otUces and his home. He U hard worker, but keeiu in Uie pink of mi ueaitn. uu nair and beard are iuu-, but his face lias Uie florid tint of uiullli and Blreiiglu. 1 re 11 13 and will ever bo tho .best Bomody for rRHE?!Sir roout, iniluenzo, Dnoitaono,! IT Iraina in ino ciuu, vu 1 I Joints, Kournlgla, Sprain o Bofore tou nei W bay, eoiam n.i-Bee oe r.UaRCEII .the valuable book. "flnW 1 to HftWji'fcJ enioriementsof promlneat fhyslolaas, M J.AD.RICHTER&Ct 310 Broadway, NEW YUKrv. . 28 Prize Medals Awarded! EnropeaanouteciE-iSolstaattdoTiJ: V sana, rragne, Botterdam, Olten, 50 OentS a bottle, For Salo byj L-vBliobtr. V. T. Hornaat T. D. Thomas 1 nintlsti. CURE Blck Headache and relieve all the tamUtt fact.' dent to a bilious state of tho system, anon, ao Clzzlneis, Nausea. Drowsiness, Distress afteff eating. Pain In the Bids, 40. WhUs tholr most remarkable success has been shown la cozing 4 Jlealache, yet Carter's Iitllo Uver TOU m equally valuable in Constipation, cnrlng and pro Tenting this annoying comclalnt,vh!le they also) correct alldisordors or thestomachUmulata the) liver and rogulato the boweU. Erenlf tseyoalf cund (LIE? Sk i tlbAV ffilAtb67tronldbeUmoitprIeelesato(i0Mirtia Uiutot from thli di&trcsftlng complaint; tmt f orto tiately their coodnesa does notendhero.antJthota vv uubuvv fc& J tuaus nui uuu auuiw su i table In so many ways that they vlll not bo vrll. timg to flo without thorn. But after alleles, awo ACHE Is tbe bans ct so many Uvea that here Is whert tremssaonrgroatboast. Our pills enrs It walla cuanrfl.aonoi. Carter'a Little liver Fills are very small and verreasrtotaka. Ona or two Bills make a dose. ! They are strictly vegetable and do not gripe ot , purge, but by their gentle action please all wha cselhem. InTlalsat23centsi flvafortl. Bold 1 by arnegitta everywhere, or sent by mall. CARTER MEDICINE CO., New Yorkl SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SHALL PRIG BEST TO TUX ivonut; Its wearing Qualities are nasnrnaaied, aotnalrv nunrnassed, aotnatlv inrother btind. Wok yfllKdKNUIWE. enuuiioffiTO Doxes 01 any cnectea ty neat, guiys: 'J Tort 8ALBBY DSALEBS GENERALLY. JSC" Tho Host Sacceesful Kerr- I7 ever filioov (red, as It Is certain In Its 1 and does not buster. Jtead proo! below 1 ,..,. Baooaxva, Conn, Mays, Da. B. J. Ktroux. C0.1 ' Blri 1 Laat Summer I cured a Curb upon my hona with your celebrated Kendall's BpTjnCura andl waathebescjoblever saw dona. I nave a domm emntr bottles, havine rued It with perfect tvtxxSL curing every thing I tried It on. lij nclihbor tod a hone wltuavcry bad Spavin tutmadehimlama. Ha aiked me how to cure It. I recommended Kendall Snavln Cnro. Ha iircu , . cin.w.n lust three weeks. tours rapcouuuy, Wotoori Wn-rr. Dg. B. J. Knroiu. cSr. ' fipartn euro and Flint's condition Powders man ever before. Que man said to me. It was tbe belt powuer i ever Kepi and the twit he ever uf d, Otto L, pamis, Da. a J. KxsnnJSoZ""90' DetBln tl hAjm uteA MTral bottlet of area Ktvnd&irg finartn hpf with perfect taocraf, on a ralaabla and bloodEi man that waa quite Um wttii a Bone Sparln, The mare la now entirely frte from Umcneu and Bhow no bunch on t hi Joint. KENDALL'S SPH GllflE. .n.j.Km1.Cn Itsmiox, 1, lay S, so. . uents i I think It my duty to render yon my tbsnks tor your far tamed Kendall's Spavin Cure. I had a fuur year old nil which I timed very about naeoaa a very severe swollen leg. I tried Ight dirterent kinds ot medicines which did no mm U. 1 Hpiiuuun nuiiu utuvi uvrin .ouruayi. r HUM. MIRlOa DOWDEX Frtoe tl ner bottle, or tlx bottles for as. alldruv. ClsU have It or can get It for jou.orHwlll beiaal to any aaarest on reoeipt or price by the proprie tors. DIt. It, J. KGNUAXili CO., lutosbnrgh Valla. Yonnontt L5(,ll "4 I? M BW U rtlfcrr Wuf M oM, tad Uth.lv fi a ownlMlltlM.iiwMMIh.Hn.Av jr.mrl.li"rrriw., ,,,... . T.i sSwt !S' ".,l w M" "" rt' TN "i .nnrvljr it. i, i' .u I hrf,.MFMdrA,iMAnHUtrlrrwp,kt. p.litnrr n ..!.), n-umntoluirw.kaBdupwa7,l l'UITI! .t. i'.l.. AlifikT.. aiikb 4000.00 a yttt lit Ulaf Btid by Jobu 8 (ico1w(H,TT07,N X ,mt fisKk fW w. yUeuUf, ywi ny put uiaka nwt,UI Wf mi ((Mb ytiit)(itck1jr how lAwra froniailA i 1 0 ly al Um Url, u4 mm oa ffs on. ltoUl MtH, sVit Hfft. In but mh of tb. otk All i. H.w. OrMl l.jr klUSae ...miiiB. PABii.r. ursluii rAtfrirtTnitti mitt, ub LT K1AL siukos a to., ifiuiuiii, vitiiV idku . I . rlnotj lfil f ritinhtlvtts ti r,.ii i,r ua. ty Atm fft AaUlo , tJ Jnu 1 1st mm, TtMHi DhM. ir. (HknaiiMKU9tl.Ws.T f Mom. r0t trtr f TeSu.OO i T.-u -rimi, 11m wolf kBfS )Sfa no, busi i-t nm an. Mvi ba- Mally awlB IVijn to lti..Wr AIUnm Wa and rnn. tmw wark la i-r tin nibaltwt. hm MOAtt U weak- lliillrtl.t 'o..1KukHHU N I .T anil wmtotful. Tu '-uriittitd.iualiib S3000H vi:ak, i uuhi.k. i, ra.UM.wUI Mk .. . ... .. All the very latest news will bo found in the Camion dyo OATe. CARTER'S! FIIIEIoreIIe FINE job printing II . If THE II Vlowest Price j SEE US. Jr ,.i i m. K, ii. -ry- 1 , , ., SPAVIN CUREM
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