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Ol'I'ICK llOUaS: From 8 . m., to 12 111., from l p. ra., to o p. ui., irom 1 11. in., iu 9 p. 111. fousultatlous lii Encllsli or German Office nour at Hailetoit-Evory Saturday. Oct 1M7 lv No. SO North Wyoming St r, tlAZUETON, PENNA. pecialls' In Diseases ot the EYE, N03E AND THROAT, Or. Danrer will ho at tho l?x-..lin.w... Ilninl I ..l.li.ltim Jt i , 7, ,,,, ,rUai)dJW?OIwoeuralfly fitted at j:j.yi,iiuiii; uuivii ij,iiiHh."i rensuiiuuiu jii iuus. :-Co!nuitaUmi lii Oi'nnun iiml Knplish. uuxmuin-vtui A. S. Rabenold, Bit.vNcn OrriCKs Oyer J. W. Baudeuunsu Liquor Store, BANK STUE1IT. LEI1I0IIT0X ueUstry in all Us branches. Teeth Bxtroetcd Mtuoutv&tn. aas administered when rcqtestd. Offleo Days-WI'.I)NE8UAY of each week, r. O. addiw, 1LLBNT0WN, S-yJ LetiuxU'idountV.l'a. DENTISTRY. Br. J. A, Mayer &Son. of tr. george H. mayer, a (Ir.idiiate fivm the Dental Depaituieut ot the UnUertlty of Pennsylvania. has onenedan offlce Iu ibe same luilWhiK wltli tils fatlier.secoud floor in the Hav VTadow-, W BIIOAWWAV, JIAUUIl I 171 VA How prepared to reee'veevoly WW lui)Mt fUst-olais ouutKl survlc. . - an lrtH Piles! Piles! Piles! rrey a Unlvenwl rile Suposltory. A sure sure for t-very lorm of Piles. Interna! orextrrnal. failed with every other reinftdv. This Hunuost- torv U ooiMthaped, emy iu apply, safe, neat and clettu, u,uU tMtitwji evorv ad van tug e imr oiot ineuts and nalvei. rhy&tcuna use inthetrprai-t k. ilvc H n trial anu you will hp rtlreti .uut convinced U youtdiuRKlsl Cw m kwi it 01 gel It fur you, atmd fm iih tuuU. lrirc. Wi oU ft Box Address, ajkorcw Vrkx lAneuler. V HoM U? kr k-B Belwr 4' 1 Uo.Witiar) I) luuiMS, Iu lhltfhwu, ia hov josn j(En house. 'Ilang it all, Warier, I'm sick nn' tired of this everlasting palaverin' about women's work nover bein' done, ntf slclr nonSenso! Pm blanied if I boo why a riffht smart woman can't frit her work Iler time. Now if iJwa3 n womah, M haro sonio spunk about me, an' I'd do "Now, Josh Phlatldns, you needn't ro nuout temn mjrioy your motuar uw to do, an' all that,t'cau?9 'i to Jiearti mo old Jady nay hcreejf them very tamo wolda, as is,' 'A woman's work is fl&vcr done tell she p m l(er ffravB.' " "Well, anyhow,- Marier, I'm mighty cure that Jf I was a woman I could do your work an' have ti good, easy timo every day of my life. I s posts then, jfosh, you wouldn t mind tryin' it a while, bein' a man?" asked tho wife, pausing in washing tho breakfast dishes, n!l glatJcins cynically to where her spouse sat'smomhg i sfi 1 cobt nrnotinu lookine, through a montli's Fafmer'i Tribune. "Eh?" asked Jo3h; looking up. She repeated her' question. "Pro thought of that same thing my self," he replied, only I didn't know how you could git along wUh my work. " "Oil, you needn't .worry yourself 'bout that, Josh. I kin.do your work if you'll do mine. " ' Mrs, Phlatkins felt safe in promising this, for when Joshua' was seized with his semi-annual "rhoumatiz," sho had had tho whole thing to attend to many a time. Josh seemed to forgot this, in his sudden solicitude for the welfaro of lib business. "You'll have to hitch up, and bo keer- ful with that off colt, 'cause no's skeery of the railroad crossin'. Bo Euro an' water them, at Smith's well; an' don't lot 'em drink too much. Take that but ter to 'Squire Eubin's. an' the punkinto J ones s. an tna -corn-to anears ware- house : an' don't forcifc to order a bar'J of 1irnr) .nWoMh nr tw. chine." "Oh, I'll remember everything," said Mrs. Phlatkins. uAn' now I'll tell you your work for tho day. You jest want to finish these dishes first ; then wash out that basket of .clothes an hang 'em out to dry; scrub tho floor an' churn that butter; it orto come quick to-day, 'caus9 tho cream's jus? right. By that time the bread'll bo ready to bako ; an' you might put on somo beans an' squash an' taters to cook at the same timo, for you an' Dan's dinner. After you get the dinner things done you can can them two buck ets of plums ; then, while you're resting, like, you might mend that basketful of socks, an' put a patch on Dan's everyday pants. Then you kin git supper, an' I'll try to bo back in time to cat it an' tell you what to do next. " After giving these explicit directions, Mrs. Phlatkins proceeded to do her hus band's errands in tho town; while Joshua began most systematically tho tasks that were to bo as play to liis superior tact. Thev washing was dono in no time, and tho clothes all hung onthe lino in good arrayt iO bo Euro no Uid not rinse nor wring them; but these operations were only consumero of timo, anyway; and they looked beautiful, as they waved their bright blue (albeit streaked) folds in the sunlight. It seemed .all foolishness to lot tho bread stand around so long, when it might just as well be in baking. "I'll just put. it in now with the other inings. an-ouiia up a goou noi iire.au by the. time I git Uiis butler chumedtlio whole bakin'will bo. done, an' overy- tiling.. josU; so he built a roar- ing fire, and went merrily to his churn- ing. After bobbing the dasher for 15 minutes, Joshua peeped into the churn thing8, an' build up a good hot fire, an' how things wero progressing in there. At that exact moment there arose a dreadful screeching in the back yard. "That blamed hawk after tliem chlcx- ens againj "muttered Joshua, dropping the dasher and making a dive for his old smooth bore, which contained a good charge of fine shot, for use on spch occa sions. Pushing toward the barnyard, he espied a large hawk just rising with one of his most promising young pullets, while all the other P. Y. P's wero rending the air with their shrieks and "ker draw cuts." Bang! Down dropped the pullet with a thud and a "kuckl" which was his last word to his brethren. Down went Josh ua with an"Ohl".and I-didn't-know-it- was-loaded Bort of expression on his phiz. Up went tho hawk to circlo in the air, hungry as ever, but nono the worse for his great scare. In the barn there was an Old gray jack ass who had been noted as a kicker in his younger days, and' had nevor out grown the ; propensity entirely. How Mrs. Jafliua Phlatkins had neelected to I C:T0 jacv ut. measUre of corn and oats that morning. Jack had been on his 1 good behavior for several days, and was I ncarlvrine for a cood old fashioned kick. I. r : . "... ... . ' but had. refrained' fcom indulgenco for . . t'moUnt w,, f,,n . ... . , . ... . went clowly by and no corn appeared, jaci's eara moved lorwaru viciously ; uut still ho refrained from rash actions, as a good old mule should. When, however, that "bangl" came, Jack's youthful vigor began to return, "SUvslil Crash! "-r-with every successive I kick a - board flew from tho bam into I space ; slats, boards, studding, everything I went down before his righteous fury. Not until everything within his reach 1 was kicked out of reach, did Jack stop to rest, and condescend to eat the corn which Ins master forwarded, A Utter of young pigs that had been shut in the barn went squeaking uirougl the newly made door, and Joshua spent much valuable time getting them penned up out of reach of an old gentleman hog who was jealous of them, and deemed It his duty to devour them. Thiu it was that when Joshua returned to the house ho found the Uro waning ifter reuewiug it he recommenced his churning. 'Wonderful! I never heerd Marier say 1 that butter would churn itself! " muttered - .l 1 Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report i Mr. KJatltltis, peering Into tho churn, where the cream was in a state of strange, weird agitation. Beaching in with his hand to see what might be tho cause of the odd phenomeron, his flesh oomo iu contact with a splinter. After Ashing a few momonta he drew forththestranjrestfd looking specimen ol butter over cuurneu. This roll of butter Baid in a queer, gur gling voice, " Jle-youwt" . It was Mr. T. Cat, in disguiso so complete that his own mother could never have recognized him. Poor old T. Cat! Ho loved cream, but this time he hadwen more than he would. Jodh plai-ed him outside the kitchen window, when he began a process of cleaning which to this day he has never ended. Josh was wiping up tho cream as well as he could, when Dan camo in. "Gosh! Pop. what kind of a animal id that out in tlw.yctt'd?'' "Dan'l,"wlu Mr. Pluatkins severely, Oan'l keep your mouth shot; an' if you .US a woMLabout-thto I'Jl tan you within f Z&lh oAourllM" ' Vtok"MnL V. f .AT , :r i .. . beautifully brown outside, but heart- ftifSidhly'saU within, Mr. Phlatkins said : "Dan'l, dinner s gOin' lo bo lato to-day, an' you had better go over to Aunt Sally's for something to cat, or you'll bo tardy to school. " "All right, pop," said Daniel, march ing off obediently. Owing to a dearth of eatables, Mr. Phlatkins dined on cob pipo and medi tations. After dinner ho put the bread, butter, and other uncatables in a largo pan and took them out into tho back yard. This dono, ho sat down, not to rest, as usual, but to commence work upon a Bock, which ho succeeded in darning a good deal by 4 o'clock. For supper ho toasted a,. little dry bread and made a cup of tea by tho timo his wife drove up to the barn and had attended to the horses. After supper Mrs. Phlatkins said : "Well, Josh, after you gitthodishc3 done you kin go an' milk tho cows. I'vo got a fow papers and things I want to look over this evening. " When Joshua had returned from do ing this she remarked : "Josh, I don't see tho bread nowherea. Wasn't it good for notliin' ?" Never seo nicer bread in your born days," ho affirmed boldly. Thats queei! muttered Mrs. Josh. No ono ever could bako decent bread without turnin' that damper to hoat tho oven. " Then sho added in a louder tone. And tho butter, Josh; whoro is that?" "That was awful fine, too," replied ho, f l-om behind his newspaper. Just then tho cat rose from where ho had been lying by tho kitchen stove, and Mrs. Phlatkins' quick oye caught sight of the grease spot with which ho had decor ated the floor. "Gracious! Josh, what on earth is tho matter with Tom? Just look a-hero!" Pop, he" begou Dan, who sat in tho corner making htuo isatana on his Blato. Dan'l," interrupted Mr. Phlatkins harshly. "Dan'l. have you carried in enough wood?" "uuessso, pop." " Well, go and carry in somo more ; it's going to be colder to-morrOw, "Joshua," said Mrs i'nlatkins, when Dan haddraggedhimself out to tho wood shed, "what have you dono with tho bread an' tho butter?" "Fact is," said tho truthful house keeper, "somo poor iiecple come along in a covered wagon gypsies, I guess an' I gave all tho things, an' the squash an' taters I had cooked, to them for then dinner. Awful big family they had. " "Well. Joshua, if they ate tho bread that you cooked in that cold oven, they must bo dead by this time, sure. But what did you give them all that butter for?" "Oh, they seemed so fond of good butter. I could not disapint 'em, Just then Tom followed Dan in with his load of wood. Poor, sticky Tom! Ho walked as if his onco sleek fur had been converted into a water proof, skin tight coat; and ho had the most de jected air ever seen in tho countenance of a respectable farm cat, "Why, whatever can be tho matter with Tom?" asked Mrs. Phlatkins. "Ho looks like ho had fell into tho soap grease." "I guess he feu in tn , ttDan'll"roarcdMr. Phlatkins. "Dan'l, no to bed, "Dan'l slunk off, disgraced, while ms mother continued in tho dark as to Tom's appearance, which, however, she soon improved by a fow kindly cuorts, Tho next forenoon, as Mrs. Phlatkins was digging somo potatoes for dinner out in the little garden patch she noticed Growler, the dog, pawing industriously near tho woodshed What is it, Growler?" asked hismis- tresr, Growler growled an answer, and kept on digging, " Must have a rabbit or a rat In a hole. thought the lady, "Guess I'll help him Kit it out." Suiting tho action to the words, alia began to hoe up the rather loose dirt. Presently -sho uncovered what looked liked an immense cream pun. urowlcr liclfed the pull, bit it, then went and lay down in the shade of an ash barrel with a disgusted look upon his face, "I thought bo!" said Mrs. Phlatliins softly. Good bread! TJh! Huh! very nice bread! Nice raw squash an' taters, too," raking out a few vegetables as sho soliloquized. "Do-licious butter! Ye-ea poor family in covered wagon, At the dinner table Josh knew that trouble was brewing because his wife was so quiet. After Dan had started for school she said : "Well, Josh, I found the place whero your poor family ate their dinner yester day. Ain't you ashamed to lie like that, a settin' sidi a example to Dan I ? Being cornered. Josh made n clean hi oast of it from beginning to end. Now adays, when Mrs. Phlatkins feels partic ularly vicious, slie remarkg: "Joshua, I want to go to town to-day, an' I'm gom to leave you to do my work. Joshua grits his teeth and smiles. fltoyal Hubbell. A DUMIl -WOMAN Sl'BAKS. After Three Tear of Sllsnee it Fit of Aiiffor Urine Hack Tier Voice. TI10 vegetable cook nt Green's Hotel, whoso nnmo is Mary Murphy, has been dumb for three years, but recently be ing arou3od to a lit of Intenso anger ty the impudefico of a colored wnitor tinmod Joe Todd, she suddenly recovered her speech. Miss Murphy is a buxom Irish girl, about 25 yonr.4 of age, and she has been a pi-omtnent official in Green's kitchen for several years. Threo years ago sho suffered from a bad bronchial attack and completely lo3t hor voice. Sho was known by hor coluborors as "Speak oasy .Mary, " and Bhe was much sought after as a wife by eligible bachelors on account of her really valuable impediment sho could not talk back. Sho was pursuing her avocations when Mr. Todd camo into tho kitchen and told, tho crapross of tho vegetable de l,,""""" "-' f oked.and that thegbests in the dming partment that tho potatoes wero not half The colored gentleman also made some room nau senc luem uacic iu oiseusu rude remarks to Miss Murphy, knowing that she could not reply. But the girl's Celtic blood was aroused, sho turned on her abuser and brandishing her fork sho gave him a piece of her mind in line old Celtic. All tho omnloyecs in tho kitchen wero astounded tq hoar the autocrat of tho vegetables speak, and then the miraclo Was understood. What tho doctors for years had failed to do rage had achieved. The girl s hot blood nt tho sneers of the colored gentleman had loosened her tongue, and slio could spoak once more after o, long silence. Thero was rejoic ing over the event uud a festival extern- ' poiized. Miss Murphy, in her joy, took back all tho cruel things she said to Mr. Todd, and overybody was happy and joyful. Philadelphia Times. Vest 1-erllllrcr tor Cnubaco mils. Mr. J. J. H, Gro.jory. tho well known trucker and seedsman, gives his experi ence ns follows to tho American Culti vator as to tho following mixture for btartiug cabbage: Either ashes or bono separately, or phosphates, ho says, such ns are to bo found iu tho market, mau-o excellent startere for cabbage, when well mixed 111 tho hills. I have some times put Ihcs'j in the hills beforo plant ing. At other times, when 1 had reason lo fear that they would hot be sufil- ciontly woll mixed with the Boil to pre vent killing tho young plants, I have had I hem scattered around tho plants just liefoio booing them, taking caro to cover tho fertilizer with tho earth drawn arottud the plants. Dining tho past soason I li.ivo tried .-! now method, which has afforded me 1e.1t satferiictiou. I first spread a two cli layer of lino soil on tho shed floor, liicli I moistened woll with tho sprin M?r, aud then had two inches of flour of bone, also well sprinkled, and then finally from 0110 to two inches of un- leached wood ashes, which was also well moistened. In this order I formed a heap about throe or four feet high. Iu about a fortnight this heap had heated Bumcien.ly t. dry the moisturo, when it was cut down with a hoe, and all tho dry him ib knocked up fine. I used a closed handful of the mixturo iu each cabbago hill beforo planting. In nil my oxperienco for growing cabbago, for upward Of S0year3, 1 never saw moro thrifty plants than grew over that manure. The leaves were broad and open, with that healthy green color which delights' U10 farmer's eye, and without that linked stem connection of the leaves with tho stoui which charac terizes fceblo plants. Tho caustic potash of the rtshos had so acted on the fine bone ns lo make it very much moro valuable as n fertil.zer. Though it was not miitlo holuble, yet it readily becamo bo wlion in contact with the soil Mimtiers and Alorals. We havo to full kick nt lust for tho standard of gcoa manners and good 11101 uIb not upon tlio few, but upon the ninny. Iho masses ot tno people aro unquestionably more critical as lo morality than any exclusive circle; and as lo tlio essentials not the convention alities of good manners, thoy aro to bo found more securely amon the many than among the fow. Wo havo tho high authority of Bronson Howard for say iug that a Bawcry audience is far quicker than n fashionable Now York audienco to frown on anything really immoral in a play. Moro than ono English noble man has been lorgiven m American drawing rooms for conduct which would havo caused him, if known, to bo sum marily ejected from a Rocky Mountain mining camp. Howolls, with his usual penetration, selects a rough ualifornian as tho man who patrols tho sleeping car to bo tlio Belf appointed protector of tlio ladies. An unprotected girl may travel by rail from the Atlantio to tho Paciflo and meet with loss of veal rudeness or unklndness than she might encounter in a sinclo evening, oven from her own sex, nt some very exclusive ball. The little social circles have their value; they furnish a part of tho education and experience in social life. When they happen to be under tho leadership of a really cultivated and high minded woman liko the late Mrs. John Jacob Astor, for instance they afford not merely a school of deportment, but of life. Where they are as is quite as likely under a very different style of leadership, the results correspond, -110 despises me," said Ben Jonson, "bo cause I live iu an alley. Tell him his soul lives in an alley. " In all parts of the world there are women wh030 rorras are covered with diamonds, but who still carry tho habits of the alley in thoir souls. In the long run, tho safety of our national morals and manners does not lie in any of tho little social circles, but in the average sense and breeding of tho vast nublio from which thoae circles are constantly recruited, T. W. Hlg ginson, in Harper's Bazar. Exneriments show that when hogs are given a proportion of ashes and bono meat they have larger bone, growister, and produce greater weight in propor tion to food allowed. Ashes also assists digestion and promotes health. Strained Delations, Archibald You aro related to her by marriage, are you not? Friglday No; Tm her brother by refusal. Puok. .Distance Is Nothing Nowadaya. Hear Bombay recently two British I ships were within a half mils of eaoh other, une had one end ot tne orocen Bombay cable; tho other had the other end. One wished to oommaoicate with the other. To send a boat would have taken too much time, so word was senc by wire, 4,000 milea around! OUT; Yes, Ibat Is her picture, standing there, And the l&ugalnz mouth, anil tli. loose abort Bir, And th. brooch, at her throst and Ui laOe. 1 know It U foollsli to keop It tbere so. To nourish tks old rnrot; But 1 ibould hat a&dly to hT her go, . The girl that I didn't get. I pot It away at first, I know. In Its leather frame asd case ; And thoueht I could ckarbb. my anger, and KTOW To forret her name and her facet Bat I found It was sometklns Iuldn' do I could only fame and fret. Till tny anyer cooled and I cot Wae, t or tne Bin that 1 coman't cet. . For I missed the Unghlciceood matured face As we miss an old friend tint's away: So I put It book in the same old place It had known for many a- day. The picture baa faded, the leatker looks brown To-night 'neatn me name 01 the J.t; Bnt still I don't think I can take It down- The girl that I didn't get. I suppose these are thing that we must ex pect. For the brightest of motll will rait. And there's always a fungus that feeds on neglect, And the clearest of elass eathers 4st. And of qoarse I knew, too, we'ye been growing away From tboee old summer days when we met; And there's many a change In as both since the day Of the girl that I didn't got. But whatever may come, or whatever may go Tboneh the nlctnre mar fade Tear by year. There's ayeryeoft spot in my keart, where I enow Ilcr imago will always be clear. And so I can ray and I always will Good luck, and God bless hor yet, With all my heart, tor she has It sOll The girl that I didn't get. tBoston Transcript. HOW TO COLLECT HAD DILLS. A Clilcego Tailor 'WIto Wat Hound Not to Ito Shook Off. A Chicago tailor has devised a new way to collect old debts. A customer, who is employed in his father's office at tho Board of Trade, has owed a bill of $45 for several months. Statements of tho indebtedness and demands for pay ments havo been made once or twice a week for somo timo with no effect, and the young man's father and mother havo ocen appealed to in vain. It was useless to suo, for tho debtor isn't worth a dollar. Tho case looked hopeless. But tho tailor is a very foxy individual. He happened to learn that the young man was desperately in lovo with a pretty girl and that ho spent certain evenings in overy week at hor house. On one of these evenings tho tailor appeared at the young lady's residence and inquired fer his debtor. Tho youth came into the hall to meet nun, and when he saw the tailor ho almost fainted away. Tho tailor camo out flat footed and swore that tho bill must be paid then and thero or ho would raise a row, so that tha young lady would bo informed how matters Btood. The young mn, however, proved conclusively that ho had only $1.4.5 on his person, and the tailor finally relented and left. Another monjassed and Still the bill remained unpWhereupon tho tailor Bent the atatem'tOTWvthe Touns lady, and by the same niairho notified liis debtor of his proceeding'. Tho youn lady informed her admirer that she could not love a man who didn't pay his debts, and further, that if ho could not show her a receipt for tho Wll within sir days hp needn't come to seo her any moro. There was a terrifio storm at tho tailor's shop, but the bill was paid. Tho young lady lias the receipt. Chicago Post. nig Honey in a Necktie. His necktie was worth $20,QC. A plain, black, ordinary looking, everyday four in hnd, but worth $,000. He was a traveler who had just coma in on tho Santa Fe route) direct from Arizona, and he removed ms coat and vest prepar atory to deaning his einder speckled tacv in a lavatory of a prominent Michigan avenue hotel. With tha carelessness ( a Western man hs flung his coat and vest on a contiguous chair, but his necktie. liis four in hand, he carefully rolled up in a small compass and throst deep into his trousers pocket. This unusal exhibition of caution ex cited tha curiosity of a friend, and thp natural inquiry, "'Wliereforo?" developed a most ingenious device. "That necktio is worth just $20,000 plus tho cost price of the article itself. Sabo?" Tlio smile of incredulity brought the vnluablo piece f black suk to view again. With his penknife (lie traveler opened th seam, and, unfolding tho npped portions, dazzled the eyes of tho skeptic with ID crisp, clean $1,000 bills; "$10,000 on this end and the same auto on tho other. Beats a money belt all hollow. I was held up by the James and Younger boys in Bluo Clay Cut one time, and Jim Younger ran his hand over my body and felt tlio money belt, and I handed over just $1,200. But what thief or son of a thief would oyer look twioo at a 69 cent necktie? Ther might corral it if it was red or yellow, or even sky blue, but plain black is too unobtrusive, for those ehaps run to high color. This plan isbetterthau tlio porous plaster scheme, too. Never heard of it?" "Well, next timo you travel with more ready cash than you caro to ha-'vo obtain able, step into a drug store and buy two porous plasters. Fold your wad neatly and flat, wrap around it a piece or oileo silk, and stick a plaster over it and on to tho outsido of the other piaster, 'lne'i slap this double deck Blaster on your chest, and no one's tha wiser. But thr four in hand racket's the best," anil the man with tho $30,000 necktie gavo it p final twist as he tied it around his collar, slipped on his coat and vest, and walkeii out, serene and socura with JO $l,O0O'bills snugly ldd away in his quber safe deposit vault. Chicago Hews. Cicero as a Model. Professor Peabody infercotiaUy deaifw cood literary ewlfl as "tho habit of com pression without obscurity of thought, and an easy flow of the pen, with out wasteful overflow." He, moreover, be lieves that this Btyle may be more surely acquired by farrdUarity with Qjcero ttjsn with any other autJior, ancienj or modem a fact that latter day readers haw greviously overlooked. Spots on Venus. A bulletin of the Belgian Royal Acad emy of Scinnoes states that the dark spots that have been noticed by observers on Venus are of a permanent character. Observations have been made Of success ive rotations ot this planet, and! the facta demonstrate that after an interval of throe yean the spots wero fixed enough to be recognised, and that the toarkiqgs are not accidental, but. are- probably duo t some configuration of the land, like tlnwe of Uie planet Mars. The atmos-;i!im- i". nn dense on Wni r that the suf- I tli- iwfnt ob&t-FVaJ tons were much uiu-itcrvd with. THE mill. THAT I DIDN'T; Stand Tonr Ground. !When you make up your mind to .. ir m n Ft,.. 1 i 1. M'iako Hood's Sarsapnnlltt, dd not bo in duood to buy Bomo other preparation instead. Clerks may claim that "ours is as good as Hood's" and, all that, but the peculiar morlt of Hood's 8arsap rilla cannot ba equalled. Therefora have nothing to do with substitute and insist upon having Hood's Sarsa parllla, tb9 host blood purfler and building-up modiclno. Mr. Gould cannot den'r the iniDcaok- ment that at ono time in hls 'caroar he wos a poppin' Jay. ' ' Subscribo for this paper. The head and heart hi thV-ganio of love Must play its separate part, But wo'll pardou a Rirl aold In the. head. So loiiy's she's hot cold in the heart. Kvery Home Shonld Have It. It Is not alwnrs convenient to call a tkvilctao for every little ailment. Haying Ilea blag OX in ir.s nnuse you nay a rnysician wnaya at hand; It kills Itheumatlsm, NenralgU, Bora, uruises nnu au Acnes ana rains, race v pu mere ai e tew tilings in ill 01 wnitn we m 1iA f-ffrtjlln. lint till. I. nn, nt thera. PAa.TII CoUizhand Consumption Cure hasne eauall Colds, Coughs and consumptloa. fries 2S am 59 cents at mamas' Umc mere. A sharp earthquake shock was felt at different, points in California. Subscribe for this paper and-gst all the nows. Some Voollsn People Allow a (oush t run until it gels beyead the resell of medicine. They often iir, " Oli, it will near away, but in Jpftstcoe it wears them away. Could they be in duced tu try the successful medicine called Kemp's Balsam, which is sold on a positive guarantet to cure, they would immedUtrff see the excellent effect after taking tha ftt dose. Price 60e and $1.0. Trlalsire fe'a, At all druggist. A woman's belt is always waist full. Mercury solidfies at forty degrees bolow zero. IfSnfferers from Consumption Coualis and Colds will try Tan-Tina Ceugk and Consumption Cure, they will find quick rellH and permanent benefit. The medical prefcishnt declare It a remedy otths hlgnest value. Try It- race Si and l cents. Trial Dottles ire. A larrie proportion ot the diseases whlck cause stomach, bowels and liver. Pr. Lee's lim .uinan 9unerinc result irom ucrancemcui es uii Retriilntor removes all these treacles. irsu. bottles free at Thomas' Drug Store. "Whon I die," said a ' rharried mart, "I want to go whero there is no snow to shovel." His wife Haiti she presumes he would. The Palplttand thelites. T,-r V. Shront. Falter- ITnltel Brat Church. IUue Mound, San., sajnj "I fael it duty to tell what wonders Dr. Knife new J diseased, and ray parishioners thought I oorery cas cone lor me. mij mna-s were i live enly a few week King's Kotr Dlrcovery aad aia saua ai r a lew weens, i took nr. eamea T.tTinf 9A lh.. In wl(rht " . r ...... . r .1. n.aHA1 mi: Combination, writes: ''After & tkereecn i and convincing evlnenee, I an eoSdetv King's aeyr uiseoyerv r censumpusa, i 'em all. and anrea when evervtklntf else f The greatest kindness I eaa io my man tad and friends Is te urre them te try It" trial bottles at KEIIER'B Drug Stare. Xtgnla sues tee. ana 11.00. An ounce of keep your month shut Is better than a pound of -explanation after you havo said it. Bncklen's Arnica Salve. The VEST Salve tn the world far cats, a run sores, ulcers, salt rneura, revcr seres, tewi chapped hands, chilblains corns and all ska eruptions, nud positively euros piles, r nope required, it Is guaranteed te gfye perfect sad faction, or money refunded. Price 21 e9ntS9 bos. For sale by 11K13KK druggist. Why nra colts liko rioh men's sons? Bocauso they won't work until they are broke. Nover judge an insurance company. by tho quality of the blotting paper it givo nway. Somo men aro like blottsng-paper; they may boar tho impress of a hun dred difforont things and yet they are worthless. rKoad this paper. He Carefnll No matter what disease yon may have. Be sure that the medicine- you take is reliable. Suoh a medicine rest will always find Sulphur Bitters. Thoy are not a cheap rum drink, but aro made of the oholst roots and herbs t bo found iq the vegetable klngdora. 1 Daily Argus. Cheap tinware is said to be very clangorous, tho coating of tho iron con taining poisonous materials, generally antimony. A good many people say more if they didn't talk so muck. Hold it ta the Ught. Tha who lells yeu eonftdettUDy but what will cure your oeli la prescribing leases Balsam this year. In Ue preparation t Als remarkable medicine for coughs aid celds s expense IS spared to rrnnine oniy lac erst ana purest ingredients, nold u bottle et Kea the bright, elear look : then eoin imnare wll remedies. Large bottles at all drtirrnsta. SO cents and SI. Ba: inple bottle free. A tablespoonful of powdered alum sprinkled in a barrel of water will pre cipitate all impuro matter to the bot tom. ltemsrkablo Facia. Heart diseaso is usually supposed to bo incurable, but when properly treat ed rv largo proportion of cases can be cured. Thus Mrs. Bhnira natch, of Elkhart, Ind., and Mrs. Mary L. Baker, of Ovid, Mich., wore cured after suffer ing 20 years. S. C. Linburger, drugsist at San Jose, Hi, says that Dr. Miles' Now Heart Cure, which eured the former, "worked wonders for his wtfe." Ievi Logan of Buchanan, Mich., who had hoart disease for 00 years, says tw bottles made him "feel Ilka a new man." Dr. Milos' Now Heart Cure is sold and guaranteed by Thomas, Lhlghton and Biery, weisspon. A man of influence The hotel clerk. Wo hate to see girls throw kisses. The average girl Is snnh a thundering bad shot. Blows are not always exohsnged when you strike aa acquaintance. Armor plates are probably the best on which to serve cannon balls. By the time a man realizes that he is a fool it is usually too late to realize QH his realization
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