Is Thp BUST Salve In the world for Wits, bnisefl, ores, uleert., stilt rheum, 1-ver sores, ,tet!J. ..hunhai i, in. it., chllhlntna norns and nil skin nii iinni unii nnaliivMv euro nllfw. or no tidy equlred. It Is guaranteed to give perlett natls taction, or money refunded. Trice 26 cents per aA,a Kv TtltlllMl llrilffffUt. UITJ.. 1'VI MID " 1 ..-- --n The first English book was written by Sir John Mandeyllle in 1360. .. . i rwr.ii n-onln were forced to leave their librae yesterday to call for a free trial pack- of finely drawn or "spun slag. In or ge of Lane's Family Medicine. If your der to collect tho Blag filaments thus cre hinl la lud.Toiir liver and kidneys out of nted and to separate the fibers from the order, if you are constipated and liaye head- nche and an unslRlitly complexion, don't fall nclie and an iinslchtly complexion, Hon I lall to call on any druggist to-day for a free sample of this grand remedy. The ladies praise It Everyone likes it. Large sUed package ou cents. . , . HI . . . '. T. . . -. - A fashionable drink- at nigni in j an, hot boiled milk, sugar anil orange . water. Auk Your.Frleniln About Jt. . , . , , . i nr I Lihn.T 3!E? ll know it because Kemp's Balsam within the past few years has cured so many coughs mid colds In this community. Its remarka Me sale has been won entirely by Its genu ine merit. Ask some friend who has used it wbathe thinks of Kemp's Balsam. There la no medicine so pure, none so effective. Large bottles 50c and f 1.00 at all druggists. Sample bottle free. The largest telephone line In United States Is between Buffalo Boitou. the and A"w" . . m. 1. .! I WteX and be made mUpralil hv Indisestlon. constipation, dizziness, loss of "appetite, coming tip of the food, yellow skin, when for 75 cents we will sell themShlloh's System Vttallzer, guaranteed to cure them. Sold at Blery's or Thomas drag stores. It Is hard to write on lines, because It Is unruly. paper without A Woman' Dlacovery. "Another wonderful discovery has been made and that too ova lady of this county. Disease it. nT..,.lia. niiAn ha. nml fnr SAVHll years she stood Its severest tests, but her vital ..a.. ..n.la.mllia1 on1 Hantll aPPItlPn llTI- I mlnent. For three months she coughed Incess- antly and could not sleep. She bought pt us a bottle oi vr. King's ew uiscovery ior con sumption and was so much relieved on taking first dose that she slept all night and with one bottle has been miraculously cured. Her name Is Mrs. Luther Lutz." Thm write W.O. Ham rick & Co.. of Shelby, N. C. -Oet a trial bottle a KKBMt'8 Drug Store. India rubber was discovered in ITavti by Columbus in 1403. Slilloh'a Connumpt Ion Cure. This is beyond question the most success ful Cough Medicine we have ever sold, a few doses invariably cure tho worst cases of cough, croup, and Bronchitis, while It's wonderful success In the cure of Consump tion Is without a parallel In the history of medicine. Since it's first discovery It has been sold on a guarantee, a test which no other medicine can stand. If you have a cough we earnestly ask you to try It, Frlce 10 cents, 60 cents, and $1.00. If your lungs are sore, chest or back lame, use Shlloh's Porous Plaster. Sold at Blery's or Thomas' drug stores. Everything that exists, exists to be . used, but not to be abused. A Yankee Sheriff Frightened. A well-knorn ihartff who Uvea In Mains, had been given up to die with what hla phyMciaui called Oonaumptlon, a (rU.id advlaed the aberlff to try Puritan Oough and Uonsnmptlon naure, recovery aoon folloned, much to the sur prise of the dootor, who now prescribes It for cugba, colds and consumption. Price ii cents at T. D. Thomas' Paper bangers are about the only men who succeed in business by going to the wall. Don't GoOff Ueforeyouorelleady. Particularly on a Ion Journey, lit fully pre pared, rou cannot be, permit ua to say, unlesa you are accompanied with the traveler's and tourist's vade meoutn, Hostetter'a Stomach Hit ura, moat genial of appetlers.aollmatlsers and nromotera ordlsireatlon. Acrafnat lan. .l.lrn.fiN malaria, crampa and colics dejrotten of badly cooked or unwholesome food and brackish water nervoutneaa, increased oy travel, ceronio Diuoua- new and constipation, the Iilttera Is a soverlun prareuviTv. it iiup&riB a. reuau ior iooa not disagreeing wltb you. Never waa there aucha capital thing for the unfortunate dyspeptic, who stands In dread or the bast cooked meal. Stomach ic trouble caused by ill prepared viands aboard ship, on steamboats, and rations hastily bolted at railway restsrants, la aoon remedied by the Hitters, whioh gives a quietus also to rheumatism kidney iroudlea and inaomnla. Expressive features are admired, but one does not care for a nose that Is easily red. Miles' Nerve and Liver Pilla. An important discovery. They net on the liver, stomach and bowels through the nerves. A new principle. They speedly onral,;i.n.,.,. I,..ll..i. , 1.1 I? ' aud cipendld ibVnn and children. Smallest, mildest, surest. 30 dnses for 25 cents. Samples free at. T. D 1 nomas and H. r . liierys Drue Store, The laundry man has ;o good many cuffs In this world. receive a Delicate Ladleat Who have that tired and all-gone feeing aud don't like to be disturbed, will continue lobe troubled with ths complaint until they renew their impure blood. Sulphur Bitters w 1,11 cause new and rich blood to course through every artery and vein In the human system. See another column. The more a wan becomes himself the chillier he geU, wrapt up In Why continue the use of irritating powders. One day, when a faithful but back snuffs or liquids Ely's Cream Balm, pleasant ward pupil had some difficulty In read of application and a sure cure for calarrah Ino- th sentnr). H lnmrl,l nll and cold In besul. ran lu lin.l Tap Krv. t, easily applied into the nostrils, is a Tsafe and , what Iropatlently, point- Pleasat, and is curing the roost obstinate n Terb Now llsteu to me casea. It eivea relief at nr.. laughed. Almost anytblog would be Ron-antic. antique from liome There la danger in Impure blood. Tlieie la safety in taking Hood's Sarsaparilla, the great blood purifier. 100 doses one hollar. The washerwoman's soap for the best. nmiin Tot n. Savages expect to imbibe bravery by brinkine the blood of their brave enemies. A more enlightened method of vitaliilnuthe blood Is by taking Ayer's Sarsaparilla, It braces up the nerves and gives strength and fortitude to endure the trials of life. An engagement Is a yery thing. It cannot be diopped breaking it. fragile, without l'allurea iu Life, People fail in many ways. In business, in morality, In religion, in happiness, ami in health. A week heart is oiten an unsus pected cause of failure in life. If the blood does not circulate properly in the lungs, there U shortness of breath, astma. eta. in in the brain, diulness, headache, etc; in the stomach, wind pain, Indigestion, faint spells, to.j in Ihe liver, topldity, congestlor, etc ram in we leu sine, shoulder and stomach and lunge is the heat remedy. Sold, euran- teed and recommended by. T- D. Thomas and W. F. Blexy Treat If free. "I'd rather be a wild turkey and live on the prairie," said a little boy. "than be a tame turkey aud be killed every year." - There Is more than one kind of smoke leas powder that is fatal to the ranks of mankind. five pb is mightier than the word but for faxilDg oylra or military parade MAKING SLAQ WOOL, A Wonderful ProceH nd a More Wonder ful Produot of Great Value. Slag wool Is formed by causing a jet of steam to impinge upon the stream of molten Blag as It Issues from tho furnace. This has the effect of dispersing or break ing up the slac Into countless small bead . . . ... , .,.,. i, jii ilka nartieipn. eacii oi wiucu, un u ura away, carries behind it a delicate thread 0r heavier portion of slag, the team jet is arranged at tho mouth of nn steam jet is arranged at cylinder of sheet "I ' ,f current Is lr tJeta?t stea it iron, in which a Induced by means I 41.. f afAOlv, TllA fllllA nr . . fllrn.Bhod wlth n Bi,ieid or strlk. UUUIblUIIUl JOfcD V. ...v. Inn - nlato. whioh detains the heavier par - . the .tenter slag wool being carried draueht upwards and onwards Into a largo chamber like a gigantic meat safe, having its walls formed of wire net- TlnsT Willi aoouc Bite moBiiea iu mu irinch? Here the .team condenses and escaneS. and the slag wool, which has the appearance of flakes of snow, is H-nn-ltad nit the floor and round the sides, the lightest portions being carried to the greater distances. The filaments of slag formed tins way. though of considerable length, are oi UUU UOII- -J o,. ' J I 1 1 1 I .., Drosea up mm uuiuun hhjjiuv-.o I and felted together into a substance much resembling cotton wool. This mineral wool is extremely light and absolutely a la. mnAliMia ii fin .nr.fi rliif- UrO UrtHJli lb ID i .--. -aw- tnr of haat and of Bound, and It is so porous that it will absorb large quanti tles of water and retain tho same for a considerable time, It has been found extremely valuable , i. 1 1 . ,,i , ,i a a Covering lur uuiicio, rvaio. yiyva Buoh like-owing to its relatively low conducting power ana for tire curtains for tueatres, its ugniness nnu resiBmuto i of Are and sound rendering it an excel lent substance for such a purpose. It is, moreover, an antiaeptlo, and this prop1 erty, along with Its extreme porosity, renders it appiioauie for rueuicai pur noses. Newcastle Chronicle, The Doe f Aushrliu At the hard fouirht battle of Aughrim an Irish officer was accompanied by his wolf hound. This gentleman was killed and bis body stripped on the battlefield, but the dog remained oy It both by Uay and nlcrht. lie fed upon somo of the other bodies with the rest of the dogs, yet he would not allow them, or any one else, to come near tnat or ins master. When all the other bodies were con sumed the other dogs departed, but this faithful creature used to go in tne uigtit to the adjacent villages for food, and iu the morning to return to the place where his master s bones only were then left, This he continued to do from July, when the battle was fought, through the cold and dreary winter until the January fol lowing, when a soldier, whose regiment waa quartered near that spot, going that i i ii.. .i .. i i i to disturb his beloved master's bones, UDW W1W1 geat HrivciicDH uvu mo our dler, who, being thrown off his guard by the suddenness of the attack, unslung Ills carbine, he having been thrown on his back, and killed the noble auimul. New York Mail and Express. Mo Mora Wrinkled Faces. A frown will mar the prettiest face. It doesn't matter about a boy, but the small girl does violence to beauty and youth by ruffling her forehead or fluting her brow. It Is, too, a habit acquired very early in life. After her pouting days are over she beglna to frown, and keeps on frowning until old enough to realize the banefulness of the habit. In other words, each ridge is supposed to add a decade to her apparent age. Now somebody lias made the discovery of a couple of inus- 1m Kptween the bridira of the nosa and clea between tne image oi tne nose anq i the root or tne uair wnicn can oe cut without pain or Injury to the feelings or face. The services of a skilled surgeon are secured, who applies the knife, sev ers the delicate cords, dresses the wound, and after tho skin heals the forehead be comes as smooth as the temple, und, what Is most remarkable, remains to. Whoever says that the New York woman does not study her glass Is a sublimated Idiot. Her motto of life is, "Know thy self." New York World. Bible Written In Shorthand. There are many curious copies of the Bible Iu the various collections of Europe and America, but it is doubtful if there is a duplicate for the one belonging to V TIT"' IT' '"l l11 collections in the world. This odd copy of Holy Writ is written in shorthand and is complete throughout. It was written by an apprentice, who was suspicious of James li s intentions regarding I'roteat- antism. If deprived of his printed copy he hoped to have the little tihorthand volume left. St. Louis Republic Exact Copyleta. The Chinese are essentially imitative. If they once learn to do a piece of work, they are sure to perform it again in ex actly the same manner, even if that manner could be vastly improved. A teacher in a Chinese Suuday sohool owns to being equally amused and provoked at the patient exactitude with which her irrown un "bova" follow her IhHtruntlnna. I . .. x ' unce more tne aocue scholar attempted the difficult task of pronunciation, and this time he read, with 111 concealed pride in Ids success, "He now listen to me laughed aloud." On another occasion the same pupil came to a word whioh he oould uot pro- nounce, and as the teacher was busy at the) moment, she saldt "Hoell itl" that she looked over his shoulder, and That waa enough for "the imitative clnmlan. he slowly read aloud the whole phrase, "A great and spell it man," youth's uompanlon. Crime la Soleutldo. There is one thing which business men may as well understand. As fast as sci ence invents appliances for the safety of money or valuables, just as fast does enms Invent schemes to circumvent. Crime la more of a sclenoe today than It ever waa, xou may remember the bur glar proof safe that was put iu at Salem, Ilia, It waa tlw latest. The Inventors not only claimed for It that It oould' not be opened In the usual way, but they claimed that it waa so constructed as to withstand any explosive which might be piled up about it and touched off. This Um seemed to invite teat by the scien of this safe were found all around the building. It liad been blown Into atoms. Safe burglary "safe oraoking" hi go ing on the earns aa ever. Crime (a scl tmtiflo. W, A. Pinkerton in Chicago Tribune. la some regional of France an old east ern ouatow was that of scattering a hun dred egg on a level place covered by land. Then a lad and a laas, hand in band, would execute the dance of the DQUntrv. If thav aucoeeded without ;itakine an ogx tiny ware oonjsldersl I iWnriril. HonVy filler, wetS&ort PLANING - MILL. MANUl'ACTiJKfltt OK "Window and Door Frames, Dnov, Slmttei-Sy Winds, rtRlios, Mouldings, Brackets, AND DKALKK IN All Kinds of Dressed Mer Shingles, Pollings, TTemlock 'Lumber, &c, &c. YVrV J .niVOSrf PriftPS Cl . Wf qq tQ .-- y VT l 1 (J ( H H Y i"i k? II Ji X 1 J. KJ "Corner Stbro" , r1. . . Hottled (jlierKins, w et Vick- uro, es, tJliow-unow, unions, inoie . . -v Ml. 11. Sauce, Horse-radish, C'nuliHow er, C'ntsup, Mixed Pickles, Cel ery Sauce, and all kinds ofchoice Jellies and tahle necessaries. In Dry Goods, Groceries, Queensware &c. IF'e lead, both In low prices and quality o goods. Our large stock Is displayed to da vantage, an Item which purchasers wll certainly greatly appreciate. REMEMBER 3R Til K . n OUNER LEHIGHTON PA. jij. iJ . JJU Ili CSXiALJrl, 1'I.AIN AND DECORATIVE PAPER HANK ING, HOUSE AND S1QN PAINTING AND GRAINING. Competent workmen sent to any part ol tne county. -HEADQUARTEnS FOR Wall Pauevs, Borders & Decoratioiis assortment, aud the latest styles, Stationery, Fancy Goofls WINDOW SHADES. A" Grades. Hhade maklug and puttlnK up promptly attended to. Paints, Oil, Varnish, Putty. Brushes & general rainters Supplies, No. 61 Broadway Maucli Count Pa. Below the llroadwny House. Sale hills printed at this office at lowest prices. IS WS I'll I Stop tliat DawKing aiirt Spilling, I will give Fifty Dollars for a case of Ca tarrh, CoM iu the Head, Deafness, Hay I Fever, Affected live-Sight, Asthma or Throat Trouble, 1 cannot cure with myl Beacon Mela Catarrh Cure. Send one dollar to my pnslotllce address for a bottle. 1 will mail II to you at my expense. 1IV Kmer Cured with Three Uottlea, HKNKY A. ZOBIUST. 184 1-2 Kxchangc St.' Oeneva, N.Y. 2-1 -0110 year. ADAM KACI1KS , JOHN EACIIES H6S &f CONTRACTORS, Lehigh ton, Carhon county, Pa , Respectfully Inform the public that they are prepared to do all KlmlB of anil Pliuiliing Work, Much as putting in Bath Tubs, Cloiets, ic, at very lowest prices and In the best pos sible manner. Estimates cheerfully furn ished on application. :l-29-3m AT OA lYTPTlTT i --- vxVilXX J IJJJ J IJj Jeweler ana waicnraaicer. Bftnli Stmiti Lelligllton, Ajlllia. Respectfnlly Invites the attention of his frlencu aniline cuurus Kciierauy iu ma iiumeui new stock of Watches, Clocks, Silverware, Jewely, at Trices that defy competition. It w ill pay you o call ana Inspect my slock before purchasing I eiaewnere. TIEPAIRINGr Promptly done at lowest charge, and all work guaranteed, Don't Met the Place. SIGN OP THE J1IG WATPH, Brink St Leliighton. Dec it 1887. SHOEMAKER'S Ita aaltleRflWuCr, JoaUua Shoemaker, Proprietor (IIIKKHY VII.LK, 1'. O.. Northampton Co., 1)1 URlTlltNH Foi a horse, llableapnonful.lwo or three times a wettK, wut-u ate., t adi spuouaiul a day. For a Cow. I It-aapuuuful twice a wek , when alek, twice a day The 9.nir for Horn i'ui fuultr mix with teed tSf-Tuit powder la prepuied altertbe recipe ,.f ti iip l u t Wll-Min. aud la thir ei'uin j&mUf i.rrs.l aboe nanieU anti'lwluMuu rljieucoto One of the oomlng men who will have Brown up to tho Idsa or washing ni ahoei olenn, and will alwayi uphold "THE BLACKING MOTHER USED." WolfsACMEBIacking Vcmr tnlfe tit fThltrw staln-wl fnrnifnr lnVa tlma. worn, To Uln nw rwjuirtw ncraplng off of the old Daub, that U Uborioni and axpetinve. Whttdoyou think of plntin It orej th oh anlbh and m&k. it Walnut or Mihogmj, tf jon MX: luroa an Intart itad try alchUr wltb WOLFF & nANDOLPH. PhlladelDhla. I In Drvl.raM and IIouh FurnUMni stmt. THE GREAT German Remedy. TRUTHS FOR THE SICK. For those ilenthh Dillons SlPCIUdcncni t.m will lie nnhl torn case where fcirr,. piiuk IlrrrEits will notnsalstorcuro. It never falls. onSiru'iiunllirrERS It will cure you. VA lo von BiiUcr with tnainrciinminiigom? Cleanse thu vitiated lvcuuk, ii mi, use sui.vmm llnTEita; blood when yon ecc Ita Inipiiiltten buret In through the skin u win euro you. OnL-raLlveswhnarc in I'liiiines.iiiotciies, laliaaln nnnflnml In and Sores, ltelv on Kltho nulls and work- Stn.niuit Bmi:its, E3 in shops; clerke.wlio do 1 1 not procure sulllclent 1 1 exercise, and all who I lareconfinedlndoors, 1 should uao Blir.niuii tun neaiin win roi low. Sri.Plll'lt I1ITTKKS will cure I.lvcr Com nlalnt. Don't ho ills- j hitters, 'ineywui ourngeui nwuicure M sickly. I It yoi I to sulrer I atlem, I SuLriu I It never I oil. It you du uot wIbIi to suner from ltheum- Stii.piit'it llirrnns will build you up and make you atrougaud atleni, use a bottle of BGLFIIUR U1JTKRS ; It never falls to cure, iteiiuiiy. bULPllim I1ITTEH8 S Don't lie without n -twlttlp. Trv It! vnni will make your blood Inuro. rich and etronir. will not regr Ell Ladles in 1 1 health, who I I run down, ah Do you want t will not regret It. aaiui your ucbu naru, i delicate! Try SUl.PIUHl UIT- are all ibitn lo-iugui, nnu yon will sleep well md feel belter for It. , ahould use IIITTRHS. Do von want tho beat Medlca I Work publlahed ? Send 3 2-cent stamps to A. 1'. OniiWAr & Co, .Catarrh' 5S a blood disease. Until tne poison la expelled from the system, there cat) be no cure for this loathsome and dangerous malady. Therefore, the only effective treatment Is a thorough course of Ayer's Sarsuparllla the best of all blood purifiers. The sooner you begin the better ; delay U dangerous. "I was troubled with catarrh for over two years, J tried various remedies, anu was treatea uy a uumDcr oi pnyst clans. but received no benefit until I began to take Ayer's Sarsuparllla. A few bottles of this medicine cured me of this troublesome complaint and corn. pletely restored my health," Jesse HI. lloggs, Holmau's Mills, N. O. i "'Wlien Aver's Sarsannrllla was rec ommended to tne for catarrh, I was In clined to doubt its efficacy. Having tried so many remedies, with little ben efit, I had no faith that anything would cure me. I became emaciated from losa of nppetlte and impaired digestion. I had nearly lost the sense of smell, and my system was badly deranged. I waa about Uiscourageu, wnen u lrieim urcu me to try Ayer's Sarsaparllla, and re ferred me to persons whom it had cured ot catarrh. After taking halt a dozen bottles of this medicine, lam convinced that the only sure way of treating this obstinate disease is through the blood." Charles H. Moloney, 1J3 Itlver at,, Lowell, Mass, Ayer's Sarsaparilla (J FHEFaKCD ET ) Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass. Price ftl ; all bottles, S. Worth 5 a bottle. Intelligent Headers wni notice that Or not "irarranfxf to ur" oil olaaie ?r oiaeasea, but only smell i rout o disordered liver, vlai Vertigo, Headaohe, Dyspepsia, t-overs, uostivenesG, Bilious tone, f latuienco. etc. Tor ttaawa thoy uie not warrauttd Ih3 autoie, dui rfBBiftriyaiQns..ispoa atbltt to make remedy. Price, aocta, SOIil) EVERYWHERE. Tba tint and tml; coloMqmI DUUUUllaf , iTaUU-iVllllUJa, A OaratiT and Htr-eufftheiung Huten er treprd. asters A mrTllouB tamlilnatlan of tutvijet) kei.t Vntk Aop Hemlock, Hue Balaam, ami JtUufcct prapariMj anu ftpreau un IBUUUj, Ul fWUU lO put OH, Ihe Nw Kngluid remedy. 14 IN, NtlhlHeMa. IlHIMltiiM 4F H'talli. w he tiler rwwot or chronic. iu witter bare loo&tbd or ilau Dropertlrai of the llaa ItCatr. The prU are wondf rfullr btrtrtigtlieueJ, vlUllzed Uid rttord tu hwUtU aud Yigae, UOV 1'LA.HTK.IH oeTcr bim cr Irritate. Aro rted by thouModai of peoplo Ii- n-ry ttk of iifn. i"l warn BuvwaM am-a bm.isikvikw, YOUlt ATTJCXTIOX-Datft. Kt any deifcr looi rou into twin sutMUt it i,r imititton. AU gtiQalii Uop Plwten ihowtbe pro;i ifUirt Bliuntuf a, HOPPLAATERCO .PHOfniCTOftO, BOSTON Arout UijJiotittt dfttlrri ami examint tchan yvu tVvf, SCOTT'S EMULSION CONSUMPTION SCROFULA BRONCHITIS COUCHS COLDS CURES Wasting Dinoaces Wonderful Flesh Producer Many have gained ono pound per day by its uso. Scott'a EmulBion ia not a secret remedy. It contains tho Btituulat incr properties of tho Hvpophos phitea and pure Norwegian God liver Oil, the potonoy of both being largely increased. It is usod by Physicians all over the world. PALATABLE AS MILK. oM by all Hruvylats. aOOTT . BOWN8, Chomlata.H.Y, tl AXLE Till WORLD. ,e,.ifi unai.i pumiI actually , tfriU.uIU-l bl.Uil Not uroi tutuJtcariNE. Hop WHAT FRAZE nisx in 1 16 Weal lut 14UII1I ..II .S.II..U tw, i. Lit a-. 1kJ by lln-.t Cfcrlatenliia; ttielTfub.v. Viy natutj is Woodfyrd, said W. C. Mills. I'wus born in AVuodford county, this ktate. Aftar the eotcitement inol dsnKto an ocoasion euchas a birth tho people began to bother tlieinselven about my iinuio. uBiet;uiionn caneu at tne house and wanted to know what I was to bo dubbed. Asl uiifireliabiy Inforniexl duy was set for the ceremony and peo ple cauies miles to seo me. Jy father informed niem that he liad concluded to call mo Woodford Mills. lie referred to the solicitude of his neighbor, and while thanking them said ho ltoped the name he bad selected would bo satisfactory, One of the crowd got the floor and said Woodford was all right, but ho wanted middle name. Others followed in this strain, and finally my father yielded. llo asked what it should be. Soveral names were suggested, but nono suited. Finally one man asked: "What is tho 'Woodford' for?" My father said it was for some relative of his. The man who had asked the question said he thought maybe it was in honor of the county. Tills suggested that a "U be Btuck in after Woodford, and that it stand for county. And that Is my name Woodford County Mills. Xho reason for bo much commotion about my birth and name is found in the fact that I was the first white child born in Woodford county. Chicago Tribune Divided by n Chalk Line. There ara two young men in this city who have roomed together for some time past, but who now don't Bpenk as they pass by. There never was any warm friendship between them, their tastes and habits being very dissimilar, but they roomed together for reasons of economy. Upon taking the room it wus divided into two equal portions by drawing a chalk lino across tho floor, each agreeing to confine himself to his own half of the room. They Boon got used to this and when, in the course of time, tho chalk mark became obliterated, it was not necessary to renew it, so accustomed had they become to keeping within their re- pective bounds. All went well until one Sunday, when a visitor called on one of tho young men. Tho other one was out, and the visitor, knowing nothing about the division of the room, seated himself in tint nnrtlnn "belonging to the absent man. When the latter returned und found him there he gruflly ordered him to goto his friend's side of the chamber. Then the fires ol hatred which had smoldered bo long broke out, and a rough-and-tumble fight ensued between the two room mates, with the result that they now occupy Beparate apartments, Washington Star, A llantlaume Clock. One of tho most beautiful und cewth clocks ever ma Jo was sent many yeara ago by the hast India company aa a gift to tne huiperor of China. The caao was made in the form of a chariot, in which was seated the figure of u woman, with her right hand resting on the top of o tiny clock, which was placed in the side or the carriage, tjonie of the wheels that moved the clock were concealed in the body of a bird that had seefulngly alight ed upon the lady's finger. Over her head was an umbrella that concealed a silver bell. Tills, although it seemed to have no connection with tho timepiece, struck the hours, and it could be made to repeat by touching a diamond button ilxed be. low the dial of tho clock' At the feetoi the lady's figure was a golden dog, and in front of her were two birds that were apparently flying before the chariot. Tills exquisite clock, with all its neceS' sary parts, was made of gold, and was most elaborately ornamented with pre' cious stones. Jewelep' Circular. A Duel with Potatoes. in county carlow, Ireland, an ag grieved member or a certain congrega' tiou, declining to accept his parson's aa- surance that ho was not ono of a oet of miserable sinners rather pointedly re- ferred to in the Sunday sermon, dial lenged his vicar to personal combat, and offered him his choice of weapons. The ohallenge was accepted, the clergyman declining, hovever,to Uso such secular arms as swords or pistols, but expressing his willingness to try a novel kind of ammunition i. e., raw potatoes to be used as missiles, the bigger the better. The morning on whioh the novel duel commenced was as raw as tho potatoes, which luy iu a heap Uy the side of each combatant. The potatoes were to be thrown alternately. The challenger com' nienced, and missed. The olergyman. aiming calmly and sclentllically, raised with his first shot a bump upon his op pouent'a forehead almost as large as the missile winch caused it. Tho layman promptly lost his temper, and aimed wildly and recklessly, hitting the seconds and missing the vicar witli great regu larity. The vicar, feeling that he could afford to be magnanimous, put down ids potato, advanced to his aggrieved par ishioner, held out his. hand, aud said 'Come, Mr. O'H., I think we're a couple of idiots. Let us shake hands and be friends, and utilize these vegetables for a more iieaceful purpose at dinner to- ulght." Leeds Mercury. What Ia a Good Hook? A good book is one that interests you, One in which the bright rather than the dark side of life is shown, One that makes you see how mean are the small vices of life aud how despio able are the great sins. One that glorifies virtue iu woman and honor in man. One in which the good ure rewarded and the wicked are made to suffer suf feriug, by the by, that may be of the conscience or in a more material way, a reward given either on earth or prom ised for the future. One which convinces you that this world Is filled witli good men aud good women. One that breathes forth the goodness of a Creator, and respects his all governing laws. One that makes you feel you aro meet Uig real people people who elevate your thoughts as you assooiate witn tnem Ladles' Home Journal, To Tell the Uay ol the Week of Any Date, Take tho lost two figures of the year, add a quarter of this, disregarding the fraction; add the date of the month and to this add the figure fii the following list, one figure standing for each month 8-0-0-3 4-0-SJ1-1-8 C-1. Dlvidethe sum by seven and the remainder will give th number of the day iu the week, aud when there is no remainder the day will be Saturday. As nn example aVe March 19, 1800, Take IK), add 28, add 11), add 0. This, glvea 187. whioh divided by 7 leaven remainder of 4, which is the number of the day, or Wednesday. J'rovidence Ttueeram, . lively pisdpllue, Col. Huff Well, I've met my man and got my money. ilaj. Mek tlow on earth did you manage him? Col. R. By the bovine method Maj. M. And what ia that? Col. R. Cowed him by bullying him. Pittsburg Bulletin. Eoououiy. Friend (leaving the nVe with thu tr ker I say, old man, you didnt lock your eafv. broker No, I never do. It cost $800, and 1 don't want burglars to spoil it fol the ilwle I've got tU. ChMter. GOOD STOCK ire have all tho facilities of large manufacturers for turning out Good Stock at the lowest cost. Tnl;n nitr $10 suits as an instance oi how nntty and well wo make even low-priced goods. Large assortment at $lf, $14, $15, $1G, $18 and $20, and every additional dollar brings its full aiue in better material & trimmings. A. C. YATES & CO., T,n- , (ith and Chestnuts yates 13th and Chestnuts HTOKES, P1I1I.ADEI.PIIIA. Sis. Sis. 8OP1'OSITE L. FIRST STREET, - Has just opened an entire new line of LADIES' FINE DRESS GOODS! Comprising all the very latest styles in White Goods, .Sa teens, Prints, Ginghams, M8rSCil.CS, Seersuckers and Fancy Dress Patterns of 1 lie very best qualities at oxreed- mg low prices. Groceries, Provisions, Croclcervware.Glasswaie. AT ood and 'Willowware of Cloths Cassimors, Hats, made Clothing in great variety and at prices with the reach of all purchasers prices fully as low as Ihe same goods can be louglit lor at any other general Carpets, Oil-cloths, Lamps aud Fixtures in trieat ,'nriety and of best quality at Hock Eest quality of Flour and Feed at prices fully as low as the fame articles can be purchased elsewhere. A car load oi coarse salt has just been received the price y been marked down to the very lowest notch. All goods of the very best quality and are being sold nt nrices qually as low as the same goods n this section. C'all and lie convinced. Kespectlnllv. CLOTHIERS, We have made extensive preparations lor the Spring Business in Men's Boys' and Children's Clotliing. Out guaranteed qualit- es and Ihe lowest prices are making our store the preferred place for those who. wish to save time Mothers', Attention. Over aooo Children . Sulla now ready. Ages I io ir, ears. uur experience in isoysnnu i.nue ldivs C'liiiliniu shows that It ne canxet tlie.it- teiillmi ot the motlieis that will crowd our More. We liae uelty and line material, preuy anu inel sliaiien, und the making a credit to our l.iltle Hois' t'lntlillui Department. We haven complete line of 3-pleco suits, ami a fine selec tion ot .icrsry anu iviu nuns, lie biau our CliiWien's Mills Iroui SI. DO up. Men's Suits. We are slionlm; this season over BO Leading Stjlon. Our aim is hi combine the Best Make null the honest 1'ilcei. v.ipriliniK hi need of clotliinnr.comlntrtotoiMi. "Ii Imlted to visit our Ijiry.e Clothing Establish ment, we Know tnai tne nine so speni win ue verv prolllahle. tlet our prices before bnyhiR ami Mill 111 save money by so doing. Custom Department. Ti.iu l,.i.iii'f input, lucks linlliltiir In nutlsfv tlm tastes and Ideas of the most critical of men. Our line of Spring Trouserings mid Hultlnga Is larger ana moie seieci man ever seen ncioie. KverytlihiK Is In readiness with all the modern facilities to guarantee unsurpassed workman ship, fit and ilnlsli. A special featme Is tlie very large assoi t ment ot Sts les ottered at prices that wlllbe found hlitldy attractive. SPECIAL. ! The great Invention-Patent Waist does auav entlrnlv Wltll an ailjlisiiioi? ucu, mum is t-aauy laKeu oil in-, i mi the belt, consetiuentlv cannot be torn off llelng pliln hi speech and sincere In our offerings, wo recommend goods as tbej leally are and ipiote you tne very unreal pucr. Hotel Allen i-uiitnng, Allentown, Pa., Largest Clothing House in Lehigh Valley. .-rxn?.- i ...I, i. i, v; TzZ ' UIIAOQUAINTED WITH TUB OEOOEAPHT Or THE COUNTHT, WILL OBTAIN MU0H VALUABLE UirOEMATION FBOM A 3T0DY Or THIS MAP Or Is f ill I tl d F"'"r,w, -iM55i- THE CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC RAILWAY, Inoludlne main llnea, brancboa and extentilona Kaat and West of the Missouri River. The Direct Route, to ond .from Ohlcasro, Jollqt. Ottawu, l'oorla, Liauaiie. iiniiH Dnnl. Till u ,1 OttumWa. Oekufooau. DosMolnea.Wlntereet, Audubon .HurTan, and Council i '.. - . I ' , 1 . .. and Sioux Kalla. In DAKOTA-Cameron, St JpBep Misaouitl-Omaha. l'airbury, and . .... i . .i, , .... nniHnra iTufnriinRnn. unit undDrd I :irv . ana I'aiaco rsiaen- ine Cars botwoan Ouloag-o, Wlohlta. and, Hutchinson, Travorsoa iiew ana vast arwas of rich lurmtng and eTa-ingr lands, affording- tho beat faqllltlea or Interoommunloation to all towns and cities east and west, northwest and southwest of Chicago, and Pttclrlo aud transoceanlo Seaports. MAGNIFICENT VESTIBULE EXPRESS TRAINS, I.eadlncr all oomoetltors In Bplendor ireo from dust. Through Coaches, w. ...ul tanat nf Kflnnniirl HlVArl uea Moinsa, council oiuhb, tuiu um-uu, wnu tbo nuuuuma 3 . . . . 1 . . . I . . . -. .1 1. nl.ln.i.vn nn.l ,ll1 1, 11, 11 .1 1 1. 1 . .1 Tl Jl 1 1 T. O l Nortli Platte, Neb., and between Chicago f and Pueblo, via St. Joseph, or Kansas City ijotisl- (furnl-ulnir rooals at seaaonabloTtii California Sue W CU1U HAJiU l ifco a i van. swnuiMiu unuia ana nee mo urnuuourn ui uoioiww. VIA THE ALBERT LEA ROUTE, Solid Express Trains dally between r uuair uuni in Tii,iiicrii ii in rn&FflnfiH uAnar nfliwHBD eeana. aoini iau. and Sioux Vails, via Rook Island. town, Bloux Falls, and the Hummer Roaorts and liiuitlug ana niuinr Urouuas or ua Noriuweei. iIl ITr-TT l .1MB CIA RHNKnA travel between Cincinnati, Indianapolis, Lufayette, and Council Blufh. t.t. Josepb, Atchison, Leaven worth, Kansas City, Minneapolis, and St. Pkui For Tickets, Uaps, Folders, or desired Information, apply to any Ticket Office lu iho rjuiiocf State ui Canada, or address E. ST. JOHN. UHIOAQO, IX L. mm S. HErOT.-SXf - LEHIGHTON, Pa the best makes at low figures. Boots, Shoes and Ready- store m this vicinity. Bottom Prices. can bought at any general stoie !) OH BUI. a and money. What we Owe Ihe Boys. Anything new and attractive In Hoys' & Youths' Hulls you aie sure to tlnil bylookhiK over our liewlaree SnrhiR Mtoek. Continuation Suits u great specialty, made in the latest styles aud of IliR newest raoi-lcs. mii-!i n tin. r'm-Lvpi.-u i i,i, Wale, Worsteds and neat Mixtures In nil m aihs nnu itl njieciui --rices. Spring Overcoats. i Tills season our Spring Overcoats aie of Ihe unesiiiierciiaiii Tailoring, and force tlieinsehes uuo popular lavor on account oi tne Km pi li es. A coat that does not lack any of the neat anil fashionable points for A good sty lisli coat as low us on Gents Furnishings. Our Bcneral, stock of Kurnlslilnga pi esents lids season a complete assoitment in all depart ments, lively imaginable article on baud. I 'Cr eole Shirts, Chevolt Shirts (grealest novelty of the season) 1.25 iimlSl.M: llall-llose 3 pair for 13c.; 3 Linen Collars for 25c.; li pair Linen Cuffs for2Sc.; Scrlven'a Patent Seam Uraweis, Auto matic Wire lluckle Suspenders, Night Itobrs, lljrsh Dins, tine Umbrellas, latest novelties in Fancy and Full lliess Shirts, Men's Dress ana Driving filoves. Silk !, Hose (Jailers use.. Cellu loid Collars and Cults, Jewelry, Silk Handker chiefs. No matter what you want n HNl)i;it- vviAit we nave goi n. Shirt Waists. The "Mother's Friend ivlth the sewinir on of buttons. It 1 timin,i Wlieil lliu naisi is nnaiim. ine ouiious are riV either In wearing, washing or Ironlni?. .ocu rjnanicweiler. OLfTE. n ir.T.TMfsm llflVmnnrt. MllAIIHtlnA. a Un..1 , H.IMUVHni,. 1,1,1.15 .mm kUU UUUll. Will HUU stMaVa4ft n MINNESOTA Watortown Nelson, In NEBRASKA Morton. Topoica, SHUIl. U11U 1-UI1DUO 1L IU ana Kansas o-ity. in of equipment, cool, well vai Hated, and 1'ullman aieepers. trim eepers, f'RiShl lleolinin- 1 11 Til Tl D1 I IflTB 1 J fill V l(IT.W uauy oer-wudnuuiuutru, and Colorado BprlnuB, .Denver, and Toneka. apienuiu uuimtr ours) west of Missouri mver. ChlcagtJ and Minneapolis ana oi. raui. iriuiui 10 uuu uvui hjom U.'ri . The Favorite Una to rip-etone, vyawr- AMH KANKAKBB offers tbollttlms to JOHN SEBASTIAN, Beailcktl&rai Aut CAUTION Bi ,h no ahnaa -Bltif iirlM nmalntntMKl on KS , I,. 1 IH nnmv .in. liollpni. If thn dinlr muiiol supply tou, Mud direct tu rni.-lorj'. ondusliiK ndTarllsad L. DOUGLAS SHOE GENTLEMEN. $3 Finn nlf. ltrniT Laced Grain and Cred. tuuor Wolcriiroolv iiemt in inw iruriii. .'.jiHu.iiif, in. m.Olt (1KNIIINU HANl-Hi:Wl!I nnoB. K4.IIO llANU-SliWK.lI Wl'.l.T HJIQK. H.t.BO IMM.H'F. AMI FAItM I" US' SHOE. H-t.an j:xtua vai.uk 'Ai.k miiok. ic S W)niINOMl''.NS HIlOItH. tj'i.00 mill 81.75 HOVN' M)HOUI. 8HOK8. All made In Cuuxress. Button anil Lace. $3&$2 SHOES l acm Us. 81.76 BUOH FOlt MISSES. Ilji.t Mntarlnl. Ilnat RItIk. Ileat Flttiaar. W. L. UouEtna, llrocktou. Msaa. Hni bj Adam Mchrkam &on, Agcnt3, LHIllllllTON. circultition is growing because we furnish all the latest local news in the best style. Sample us QFaYorite Singe! Sewing Machine. HIGH ARM $25.00. Each Machine lias a drop leaf, fancy cover, two large drawers, with nickel rings, and a full set of Attachments, equal to any Sin ner Machine told from $40 to $G0 by Canvassers. A trial in your home be fure payment is asked. Buy direct of the Manu facturers and save agents' profits besides getting certificates of warrantee for five years, Send for testimonials to Co-operative Sewing Machlna Co., 269 S. I ith St., Philadelphia, Fa. Ai-WK l'AT FltEIUUlYTO ATARRH We have a remedy that will CURE CATARRH. BRONCHITIS and ASTHMA. Our faith Is so stronir that we will send treatment on trial. Send for Treatise and full particulars. Address, rhe Hall Chemical Co., 3860 Fatrmount Av,, Phil.., Ps orMiE&Sicta CAN be CURED. We will SF.ND FREE bl mall a lame TRIAL BOTTLE. B also, a Ircitlse on Epilepsy. SUFFER ANY LONGER! Give Post Of fice. Slate and County, and Ace plainly. Address, THE HALL CHEMICAL CO., 3860 Fairmount Avenue, Philadelphia, Pa. ton nNyrn, Oiiportiiit 1 (ffauri tlie world. Uur UcUitit tr. untqtiftlrd, aDdtolotroduMoui ttperior roods will itndrtt t to o."( riB.oir ia ttch loctidr titboT., Onljr tbMt who wtili totiiM oneciQ tn-kt iur ( tbtihince All you bin to da La returnltto show our foods ta tho wbo call- your ntlcbbon tod Ihoio found you lh b. ftnnlnff of tbla dvrtlMiuat howl lb mill and of lh !! It!, Uur UcTtitidt r. yds cop. Tb fallow lof cat fflrM ibt tppDCi of It roducod t bout tho fiftieth ptrt of lit bulk. It I ruad, dobl tl" tel. icop, Urrt t ty to carry XV will Uo ibow you bow you. aii Diik, ft-oni 83 to A t O a day ftt laaat, from lb tUrt.wnb. outaipariauca Betiar writaitonca Wo pay llttprtticharr. Addraia, II. HALL KIT CU Bk 8 SO, I'OBILAMD, Ul I ELY'S Cream Balm Clonnaes tho Nasal l'nsia.f s, AUaia Pain ana Inflammation. Heals the Soret. Ilaitorea the Senta of Tasto and Smell. TRY THE CUKEAY"JfiVtre A puitlrle Is uuplieil Into each nostril and is agreeable. 1'rlce 60 cents nt druirmsts, by mall, reRlstereil, cocti. HI, lilloTlllilts, so Warren St., New ork august 17.-1K&) For LOSTorFAILINU HAHBQODl Oeneral and N&KV0US illTS Weakness of Bod-andKlniL Effc! LiiIJof Errors or SxeessesinOld or Younr. abu.l, aebLSIlMIOUUfnllr ItMlond. lUm to t.lins . ir..fih.nnii,iutikLui'nioKOMiapiBTsoriioi)r. ibuiuiiir "'.ul"! iiu-K TuiaTatM -b.,si, i. a ei,. Slsa U.lltj' tram iu Sum aad I rtf a Coamlries. Writ. IklM. Uiieripii. bMjk, finiustioBsad rreo ii,sts.isirr 41rsu ERIC MCDIOAL CO., BUFFALO, N. V. THE POLICE GAZETTE lsllio only Illustrated paper In Hip world eontiiliiliiB nil llrs latest sensational nntl spoit mi; news. No aaloon keeper, burlier or club room ran allorU to bu wiiliout it. It always inakeii trlcmls wherever It goes. Mulled to any mldi-exs In thu I'Hlled Stnlei, leemely wrappeil, t.l weeks for$l. Send Jle eenti for aumple eop liiclmrtl K. Fox, l-'ranklln Square, New York City - riiuufaitdn U-yj own pt-rnianeptly cured by - 1'llll.AIJF.l.PIiIA. I A. t'A-.MBt nn n nnoirattD or ljAof itnitirom Imluesti. fuwis iirunounceU iu i urabM by Uber w ftiitwi. bend tor I Ircolaf CURE GUARANTEED. omiiS-rt'it.j. tl 1Z.S-ii-5S ? 3 Oil K K LW I Ould Walckl IwaifBin H n risj r'J tuu-k.atMi Wnutrlei auLll UOLU bUJUiaf Both utti ludtiui Mild works mua aiyi Tud BtisLlr1inurllouiCiall tSnmi'lBO- aanpiaa, ii-walLaifce. Ail tho it (k . ood do t to Hiuh wbat wa oand ou lv tkM wbu caa. fttondi and i.npi.1. i. ami tboao a&wut ib-ial a tu altb!a li-itc I i... 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