GENTS FURNISHINGS. Big Stock. being HATS, CAPS, Boots & Shoes. TRUNKS, &c, Bank J. L. 6 -IS HEADQUARTERS FOR- GENERAL HARDWARE, Paints, Varnishes, Glass, AXiL KINDS OF COAL, &a OPS.1PUBLIC SQITARJG, ! Bank Street, Lehighton, Pa BBIGG'S H SAD ACHE TROCHES - FOB Sick. PIeaikvciie . IN ITS NERVOUS, BILLIOUS, OR CONGESTIVE FORMS. CTTbls Remedy is thoprc&cripUon of one nu wnsusuu uy mui wiiu uiipaiaiisieu success lor oyer tinny years, ana was first, given t the Tubllc as a proprietary mediclno in 1878. and sinco that time it has found Its wa tsto almost every country on the face of the globe, and become a favorite remedy with tfaeaiands of the leading physicians. Medical societies have discussed Its marvelous sue ms at their annual conventions, and after their olllclal chemists have anal zed It and romna tun it coniaincu no opiates, orsuiiues, or oiuer iiarmtui Increments, quietly &UmjI It .mnni. ih.U .tnn.l.h' mimoIs. - CThii Is to certify that I have used for some nrnsaiu, lor jimnniwie. Known nn cridg s iteaaacne i rocnos. Tne remedy cures more bead tikes tsntcially surli s ellect Nervous Women than anything I am acnuilnttd wilh. Rnrl l Mil mtificate will he tbo means nfbrinKliifr it 'wa, i snaa leei turn i uaye uuue mem a PRICE, 35 CENTS. Bold by all Druggists, or fiont by Mail on rocoipt of Prico, Jlmoos' Mumciute Co., ELIZABETH, N. J. lunust 31, '89. dosing Out Bargains Oft aecount of rapidly failing health the undersigned will close out at sacrifice prices his large stock of Gentsiadies&Gtii The goods are new, no shoddies or seconds, and people who wisely take advantage of this great closing out sale will secure wonderful bargains in the shape of good goods at low prices. Don't Fail to Call. LEWIS WEI SANK STREET LEHIGHTON. PA. JSOPPOSITE L. BANK STREET, - Has just opened LADIES' FINE Comprising all the very latest tns, prints, tringnams, JFaRcy JJress patterns oi the very best qualities at exceed Wij low prices. Groceries, Provisions, Crockeryware,Glassware. fkTood and Willowware of the best makes at low figures. Cloths Cassimers, Hats, Boots, Shoes and Feady mads Clothing in great variety and at prices witl 1 M he rear). f all purchasers prices fully as Hgnt lor at any otner general store in tins vicinity. '(Carpets, Oil-cloths, Lamps and Fixtures in great fcriety and of best quality at Hock Bottom Prices. Best quality ofFlour and iiMt articles can oe purcnasea X wir load of coarse salt has just been received the price f been marked down to the very. lowest notch. jkJl foods of the very best quality and are being sold at prices tvau ai ioyt as uie name guuus can.oougui at any general stoie Ito ikisseotion. Call and be convinced, Ilespectfullv. M 888.71. Fall&iWinterGoods Cassiineres, "Worsteds, Corkscrews, Oheyiots, &c, &c. Satisfaction. There is a good deai of satisfaction in being perfectly satisfied, and espec ially so in regards to what you wear, In this particular we invariably more than please our patrons. Our stock large, varied and complete gives satisfaction in making a choice ot goods desired, while in style, finish and work manship our reputation speaks Jar more eloquently than word. Call on us for your Fall and Winter Clothing Light of Heavy Overcoats, Suits or parts 01 Suits. Prices always the Lowest J Clauss Bros., THE TAILORS, Street, Lehighton, Pa. A - of the leading physicians of Paris, France DELS. TE3TIM0NAU Ii. K. BnOWN, M. D. 23 West Jersev St.. ' Elizas ktii, N. J., Juno 28, 1889 months with much satisfaction, the combination to a favorable attention nf sutlerem from that service. L. R.BIlOWN, M.D. at Cost. Big for You. .tlylp I S, DEPOT,- - LEHIGHTON, Pa! an entire new line of DRESS GOODS! styles in White Goods Sa- fflarSGllieS, Seersuckers and low as the same goods can be Feed at prices iully as low as the eisewnere. AMOS REIGEL. Idrens Shoes Alleged American Fun. Salt Illieatn With Its Intense itching, dry, hot y.W often broken Into painful cracks, nnd the little wntery pimples, often causes tnuca- cribablc suilcring. uooa s nnrtapnniia nas wonderful power over this disease. It purifies the blood nnd expels the humor: and the skin heals without a senr. Bend for book containing uiauy statement or cures, to C.I. Hood & Co., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass. afuscllajjo trust has been formed," said Jags to Sayfis. "Somebody's uolng to get stuck," was the prediction thai followed. Bucklen's Arnica Salve. Tlio BEST Balvo In tlie world for cuts, bruHes, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains corns and all skin eruptions, and positively cures plies, or no pay required. It Is guaranteed to give perfect satis faction, or money refunded. l'rlco 23 cents per box. l'orsalobyltBnERdruRKlst. What kind of blastlnt; powder is used to explode an idea? A Woman' Discovery. "Another wonderful illscoverv lias been mane nnd that too ova lady of tills county. Disease fastened Its clutches upon her una for seven years sho stood Its soverest tests, but her vital orgaiH wero undermined and death seemed Im minent, ror mree momiis sue couRiieu inccss- 8ho bouulit of us u Uot le ot l)r. King's New Discovery for con sumption nnd was so much relieved on taking first dose that she slept all nltiht and with one uouie lias uecn inirncmmtsiy etirvu. iter immr is Mrs. Luther Li.tr.." thus wrltcW.C. Ilnm rlek & Co., of Shelby, N. C Get a trial bottle a UliUlltS Drue Store. A laughing "stock"- The collar of our great granddaddics. A Grunt Battle. Is constantly going on In the human systom when you .utter with Consumption, c,!oiitisor Uolda ibev strtvo to ruin iicaltb and drau victims to the grave, take timely trarntaR nu use rumnn uuUKn ana uoniumimou uurc. I'rlco 2Sccntr. lir Leo's Liver Regulator Is a sure cure for dyspepsia, bllllournee, heartburn, indlKesMon and all kidney complaints. Trial nettles tree at Thomas' drugstoio. A man win breaks his word The stutterer. Consumption Surely Cured. TotiieEditor Please inform yourread- ers that 1 have a positive remedy for tin- above named disease. By its timely use thousands of hopeless cases haye been per manently cured. .1 shall be glad to send two bottles of ray' remedy free to any of your readers who have consumption if they will send me their express nnd postofuoe address. Kespectfully, T. A. Slocum, JI. C, 181 Pearl St.. New York. A Texas man lived with three wives under one roof. lie was arrested for dis turbing the peace. Forced to Leave Home. Over 00 peoplo wero forced to leave their homes yesterday to call for a free trial pack age if Lane's Fjimilv Medicine. If vour blood is bad, your liyer and kidneys out of order, it you are constipated ana nave Head ache and an unsightly complexion, don't fall to call on any druggist to-day for a free sample of this grnmi remedy The ludies praise it. Everyone likes it. package SO cents. Large sired Through thick and thin A Boston cast wind. Interested People. Advertising a patent medicine in tlio pe culiar wnv in which the proprietor o) Kemp's Balsam for Coughs and Colds doef is indeed wonderful, lie authorizes nil druggists to give all thoso who call for it n ample bottle free, that they may try it be fore purchasing. Tho large bottles are GOi ind 1. 00. We certainly would advho n trial. It may save you from consumption. Out of sight, out of mind A blind lun atic. TO for qui to a while, and consider it second to nonofor nuritvnnd pleasantness. Thero Ik mi liettor: I tnko ulcasuro in rccom mendinrr its virtues to all mv- friends. and so long as you manufacture such a delightful powder as iko mem, ynu sunn Have tuo tioneiit ot an i can tio ior yuu. Dn. G. B. Swtcxt, Pittsburg, Pa. Wo can thoroughly recommend Mcnl room I'owuer to our reiiuuis. n u ium It hlchlv endorsed hv tho Dental profes sion, as being free from nil Injuiious material; no grit, cleansing the tcetli per fnetlv. imnartinir a nlcasaut. rofrcsliiii' p.nnditlon to tho mcuth. Has received four medals, tho highest each time. AYo nrivlin nnr readers to read the ftdvcrtlso- meat oUo whore in this issue, and give it a A dose of sal ts-A. couple of sailors sleeping. Could not Keep Shnn without tbein. I consider your Sul pliur liittcrs a rcmarKauie uioou punuer, i know of several people, whose caees were considered houeless. that have been cn tirelv cured by icur medicine. Tlie sale of Sulnliur Hitters is so lame here that mnld nntkeeD fihon without them. K.S-, Yates, Pharmacist, 09 Essex ktreet, Lawi euce. Mass. Pressed clothes. for money A new suit of rKAltrUL AND WONDBllFUL. The early history of America is full of instances of men ImvhiK vicat nerve. Bui wo are rapidly uecoming the most nervous people on eattti, Tlio receni increase 01 eniieutic tits, headache, hackaclie.insunity. neuraleia, sleeplessness, nerronsness, dys pepsia, llutteriiiK of the heart, etc., pointi- lo an early decay of the race, unless tli tendency is checked. Nothing will cure these diseases like Dr. Miles' Nervine, warranted to contain neither opium nur morphine. Sample bottles free a Blery or Thomas' drug store. "Come off the perch," -said the fisher man, at be removed tho scales from a specimen from the finny tribe. How very prone to neglect the. warning of tbe chilly feailDK exhibited befoie the mroaou of eevere cold ur lererl A dote or LaxaJor tukeu at such a time would, In all probability, prevent the eaiablUbuieni ol serious UKeaac. Ourmotheri, yount and old, all pra'ie Dr. Dull i Uaby Syrup; tor It It the bett tblns fur bUct wblle ttetbloir. ITIuo 'J 5 ccntt a bottle. According to the latest olllclal reports our Indian population now aggregates 202,020. It Is predicted that the peanut roaster of 1S0O will do Its roasting by electricity. Watermelon seeds were found In an Egyptian tomb that wero oyer 3000 Tears old. A nlckel-ln-the-slot machine Is being de vised to take Instantaneous photos. It would take a train 3,124 miles long to carry the Kansas ccrn crop. The pension rolls now bear 484,000 names, calling for an annual distribution of $100,000,000. FtUl the cure of the inflanmation and con. geitlnn called ', cold In the head" there is more iwtenoy la tlj't Oretm lUlm then la ny thlnffelae U Is posnble to dltcrlbc. Thlt pre paratioa has for years patt boen maklnir a brilliant laccers ae a remedy for cold la the head, catarrh and hay fever, tiled In tbe lotlal ilaietof these complaints Uream lialm prevents any serious development of tbe symptoms, while almoat numberlttt antes are on record of radical cures ol ehr nto catarrh, afur all modes or treatments have failed. Iowa raises morn corn than all the dis tilleries in the world can manufacture into alcohol. Dlsproportlonableness, with twenty-one letters, Is said to ut longest or alUKngllsh words. A Toronto Inventor says hla ship will cross tb oceu4a feur day. ' D AY'S HORSE ! WDER Prevents Luns Fever ! Cures Distemper, llcavos, Glanders, Loss ot Appetite, Founder. Fovors, &o. 1 lb. in each package. Bold by all dealers. no mix m i Cures Dyson tory, i nnd Diarrhoea. SSBABYSYRBP Eello ves Griping and Snmmer Complaint. Facilitates Tcctliisigl Regulates tlio Bowels I Sold by all druggists. Prico 23 cents. BULL'S "TIIBrEOPLE'S REMEDY" For tho euro of COUGHS, COLDS, Hoarseness Astnma, Incipient Con Croup, Whooping Couch. sumption nnd for tho relief of Consumptive per sons. For Baloby all druggists. 25 cents. eunrc LAtlOE 8 CV!)CB ClOAtlCTTES for Ca dmlKC tarrhl PrlctlOCts. Atall druggUtgi When I say Ctrrtn I do not mean merely to stop th'Ti fur ii lluio, and then Imvo tlicin ro turn ngalu 1 Ml: an A ltADlCAli (JUltU. 1 liavu made tlio dlscuso of FITS, EPILEPSY or TAXiLING SICKNESS, Allfo.long study. I WAnuANT my remedy to (."Dim tlio worst cnec. IUchus: othoro lmvo f.illcilU no rnnaon fur not nowrccclvin" a euro Send lit once fur n Ireiilinc ami a Fiiek lion lb of mv INFALLIBLE ltcsmDV. Give Uxprcss nnd l'o-t ot'ro. It cniits you HDlliiuif fur a dial, nnd It nlll euro you. Address ll.C. ROOT.ffl.Q., lS3PEARLST..i:EWYon k V81GE i from Ohio, litre' Ha portrait of Mr Onrtl- 011. uf fealem. (J hiii. ,11 writ fit 'U'fl ri work on n lann fr fltSO moiiilii 1 itotv Iihta mi ngfttrr f iL C Alien A t'oi nlluiDK mid liubll- Mont flitii oftvu ltmkffmSO fijf') W'ltllimi Ktlno, Ilatriftbmjr, 1'n., wrttft "i iifire m-rr known Bit) tiling-10 M.-II like?our nUmm. 1 cMi-rili? I liNk oriUrefmiitjrli lo )njr 1110 owrfXti- W. J, Kl umre, lmtfror, He., nriirt- "I lko nrtoriltr 0r jenr nliMiiiiar lmoit eterr lion 1 tlit. Mr profit MunciiMmupriaitr0 for K iltiirla tm'mitl " IJiliermreiloliiirnulttriifm-Ili lime w iiit'e to fcii n Is Iroin llitli Irtfpn. h.verr on wlio'tikf ttold Of IhliRTflntl ltilneM tlc imp"'"! ofUi. Mlinll wc start YOU in this biisiues, reader? Writ loutml lim nil nlnnl ll fWtnlilti reitanlnjr infitiyt HSMlltttnit you if you ili-ti I ilrly uuiil AiiolhtrKeiM nhi-itil of you in jour jxirt of iliv luunlrr. If you takcholit ou Hill btrablto kk uppuKt fft. OirlCeatl On ii'iouurtir furciil limnurnciurfr'it aiilo 1 SCt.OOO It'll (lollur lliitoKi'jipli AlbiiniM n-li be tl ioih Pr(i1 lur Stenili. Ilonml m ltl C'rlniMut Hllk VvIvh luili.lianiilnfflrtlL'Cortiunllniililrii.llundsoixcM lL)U.iiuiili world. Lnrp-kl Hliit Onultut Larpninn ttr kiiouu. Atrn!l wnntetl, Wbt'Tiltt'Ttiu. liltr iiionvyrurRjiviil, Auy onermi become n uccrfu unit. ttell Itwlf on ipll ItttU or no Ulkins nomury, Ulirrever tliown, tt ry one anta lo lur- hae. Affvnia laka llioiiuiuU of orOrra wUU railIHy wrt lefore known. Urtat tmtltaontt tvrr woiki'r. Agntta aru mukliiKrurluiiea. Iidira itiukr aa mui Ii at mm luu, rtmlrr, can do at writ k any oho. 1'nll turoriimtWiiNviil lemia free, to llioaa wbuwrit lor itiiif, wlili Hiriicu1ar and tennaforour Fannlv lllblca, Hooka and I'trlfHllrala. Afler you kimw all, aboulilyou courluds to go no fnrtlicr, wliy uo liami ladmie. Addroaa E. C. ALCN U CO., AIUIVTA. Uxil TU D..lnnJ Piirotl MnrlirlnnKS Sr3 I Ho ucai aiiu l uimi inv-uiiiiom EVER MADE. Ill TtwIlldrlvotlioHiimorfromyourf It evttoni. nnd limko your sklnllf llLlllliltr yuur uviuiiy. climar your benutyj i caused pyinipiu-ci in U V . tn 'n- vt. M t?o "if 'J. n 'la . A V- w.ft- 'J 4 4, V Tho Doso ) email only a tca tuoonful. It Is tin 0 4 ' j best and chcaiit modicino. 'iry it, and ! itt l.A c.tlaflntl YUll 111 IP"0v' t-j Dom'tWait, Getitatowoc Tf xrnn nrft filitTcrlnir from 1 nmr It sMtn. llllll LO I1VU Ull j . v .... A J old aco, use BUU'llUll B1TTEUS. They never ran to cum. Send 3 4cnt stamps to A. P. Ordway & Co., Boston, Matt., for best medical wort published? aXonutin-Ia not tola the 6th time I have half .soled theaebootaf Ju4tomrTel Since I havenaed WOtFrs ACMI KLACXlaa my bcote wear lancer than before and are always bright and dean, ' Wolff'sAGMEBIacking U tkt Blacking for Hen, Women and Children. Tho RICHEST BLACK POLISH. Making Leather Waterproof and Durable. Fo EwL A Shine LatU a Week. Pan be wathtd tnth water, earns at Oilcloth. The Finett Dressing for Harnett. Bold by Shoe Rtorae. Grocers. Danutl, end retailers generally. WOLFF t RANDOLPH. PHILADELPHIA. $1 13 WEEKS. Tho POLICE GAZETTE will be mailed ecurely wrarred. to any address in the Uni. ea oiaiee lorinreg monins on receipt ol One Xollar. IJberal diicount nrnwi.d In tiiilmn,!,,. agents and clnba. Sample cnplrs mailed free ilayawjOv I'jaKkXlN.etiVAKH, Jf,'. PO ROUGH SYRUP mmmm 1 'i n FITS! mm J9 NOT SUPPOSABLE. yTliy It Wu Impoaalbla to lmBtlne the Bltuntlon Sucteited bjr til Younc Static A man from tho west was telling n few of us In tlie smokers' compartment about ' somo of his adventures in Montana, ' when a young man In a very cheeked I suit, with very red hair and freckled 1 face, stood In tho dror nnd Inquired: i "Did I understand that you wero from I the westi" "Yes, nlr." "Way out west?" "Yes, air." - "Glad to meet you, sir. 1 wnnted to ask you about tho Indians. They are' very savage, I understand." "Well, yes." "Delight in torturing their prisoners, dfln't th.jy?" "I beliovo they do." "Well, sir, let mo state n supposititious ease," drawled tho young man. "Sup pose I was walking across tho prairies out there, far from human habitation!" "But you wouldn't be." "But mpposo I was." "But It is not n supposablo cose." "Nol Why not, sir?" "Becnuso tlio lninuto you got outside tho dooryard a jaukass rabbit would tumble you over and leavo your dead body for tho coyotes. Oh, no. Nothing of your general nppearanco could over walk on a Montana prairio far from hab itation!" The young man swallowed at some thing in his gullet, tried hard to Gin He, and withdrew with tho observation that he novcr could enduro very much tobac co suioIjo. New York Sun. Sam AVellerUnm. "Only a matter of form," observed tlio doctor when his patient complained that his pillsVere not round. "A narrow escape," exclaimed tho prisoner as ho made his exit between the Iron bars of his cell. "I'm in a pretty pickle," as tho fly said when ho fell into a jar1 of red cabbage. "Tlio bridge of size," remarked a man of his Ilcbraio friend with n largo pro boscis. "Although I've ears I cannot hear," remarked tho cornfield. "The Charge of tho Light Brigade" said tho man when ho received the gas bill. "My gratitudo is greater than I can express," as tho thankful dumb man wroto to his benefactor. "You're a taking individual," as the policeman remarked to the thief. "You're another," as tlio thief replied to tho policeman. "These are etirrfng times," as the cook said when she was making the melted butter. "Tills is a call to alms," as tho man said after a chanty sermon. "You arc a wicked thing," as the gas light remarked to the candle. "I expect it will make my head swim," as tho fellow told tho shopkeeper when ho purchased a life preserving collar. "What a lark!" as tho bird fancier ex claimed when tho art of paintiug spar rows was explained to him. Judy. Ilonr Uo Fooled Tlicm. Uiubs Jlornlnsr, Uobbs, glau to see you. Wllero did you put in the summer? Doubs JIuskoka. "Plenty of mosquitoes there, ch?" "Yes', afow'millions; but I fooled 'em." "Fooled euil Ilowr "Caiuei out in a fur coat and wrappers, and the brutes thought tho winter was coiuo nnd buzzed off toliibernatc till tlio Bummer of 1800 shono upon 'em. Just fooled 'em, I did I" Winnipeg Siftinga, A Tender Appeal. Lieutenant How I wish that my earn est entreaties would soften your heart until you consented to bestow your daughter s liana upon mo. Banker-r-In matters of. tills kind never follow my heart, but my head. Lieutenant Well, then, I liopo'you may liavo softening of the brain. Vet ter Jakob ICalcnder. A Different Situation. Laura (slyly) Let's sit down on the sofa. Dielc I don't dare to. Laura Why not? . Dick I have just read of a girl who was killed by being hugged too tightly in Now York state. Laura This isn't New York state. Exchange II o Hadn't l'nlil. "I'm going to leave the Oxford," iWhy?" "Landlady insulted me. Wo had sorn snipe the other day, nnd mino was served with the head and bill. I cannot stand such underhand thrusts." Munsoy's Weekly. I1k1i lluuors. Father Locke Jly son, what rank do you tako In college? Yayle Locke (proudly) Third in tho batting average and first in fielding, Texas Sittings. A Hut Cliae. "Sa'ah, curus 'bout Jo. Yo 'meiuhahs when ho was a yeali oje J war twenty yeahs ob age. Dat made mo t,wenty times ol'cr 'an hluifbut now lie's ten, an' I'm on'y free times orer nn him. 'Fco keeps gainin' at dut rato ho guan ter be my fadder 'fo' I'so a hun'erd yeahs olo. But somehow ur rudder. I knint 'splaiu do flosfy ob it." Harper's Bazar. A Narrow Europe. "It was a terribly narrow escape," said tho mild faced man, nnd his voice trem bled ns he recalled the awful experience. "It came about in this way. J had washed ray hands, but on looking around there was no towel to wlpo them on. However, I knew there was a towel in tho next room; but, horrorl my hands were so wet nnd soupy that I couldn't turn tho door knob. It was n trying mo ment. Whyi I might havo starved to death, shut up there as I was, had not Bill bpen with me. Bill saved my life, nnd I shall never forget It. How did it happen? Why, you see. Bill hadn't washed he novcr does and he took hold of tho handle and turned it without difficulty. BUI Is rooro than ever con vinced that wnshlng is nn unnecessary luxury." Boston Trauscriot, Alfred Balch, tho now editor of Ou Ing, is an expert In matters pertaining to camp life, having been on many long trips in California, Mexico and South America. Ho is a good shot and a fluent linguist. Edward Wakefield, who has contrib uted to the current number of The Forum an article In explanation of tbe Austra lian ballot system, has several timet been a member of tlie Australian parlia ment fr.oru Now Zealand and. is perfectly familiar with thr woildags f fVe law, Th Win or Avarice. They wero talking about the depredations of servants. petty "Do you know what old Skinflint used to do to tell wbethcr his maid servant had been stealing sugar'r" "No; what illd 1m do?' "Why, shut up a fly inslda the bowL If It waa still there on his return, he know that the cover had probably not been very long off." Judge. Preserving IllsbCompteztou. Indignant Mother Rastus, when nir you gwinter begin chopping da't wood? Itastus Jess as soon as do leabes grows on ilat tree 60 hit wilt frow a shndder. Don t spect 'no ter sweat my self tor dell working in do hot briling sun, docs ycr? Texas Siftings. Slio Said No Morn. A yountf botanist was showing n party of ladies and gentlemi?ii through the con servatories, nnd explaining to them the properties of some of the choicest plants and flowers. Among the visitors was a middle aged lady, who, at overy descrip tion on tlio part of the lecturer, volun teered the statement that tho plants and flowers she had nt homo wero quite equal to anything exhibited at tho Botanical gardens. Just ns they were passing the giant cactus, sho was heard to exclaim: "Well, this is nothing extraordinary; I havo a cactus at home that is still larger; I planted nnd reared it myself." "Reared it yourself?" the professor gently observed. "How remarkable! This specimen is sixty-three years old, and If yours Is still larger Tho lady did not wait to hear nny more, but executed a strategic move ment to tho rear. Urashdanln. Mysterious DlftiippearatiCA. Stranger (driving past tlio foot or a mountain, to driver) Anything remark, able about this mountain? Driver There is nothing peculiar about tho hill itself, but there's a queer story connected with it. Stranger What is that? Driver A young lady and gentleman went out for a walk cm tins hill; they as cended higher and higher, and never camo back again. Stranger Dear mo! What, then, be camo of the unhappy pair? Driver They went down on tho other side. Dcr Schweizcrisclie Dorfkalen der. I'miiulng.llh Studies. "I don't see your son about any where," said a traveling man to a mer chant whom ho had called on. "Is ha out of tho city?" "Yes." "Pursuing his studies?" "I think ho is pursuing his studies, but from what I can hear I don't think ho has much chanco of catching up to them.' Merchant Traveler. A Common Coniplnlnt. Squibs Aro you often ulllictpd with writer's cramn? Pennfctpoet) Yes; I have it constant ly. Squibs It makes ysur hand ache, doesn't It? Penu It never takes mo in tho hand, It's always In the pocketbook. Law, rence American. A renal Offense. "It was pretty smart of me, even if 1 do say it." "Tako care, Cadley, there's a police man right back of us." "What's that got to do with me?" "Why, thero's an ordinance against street music. You might be arrested for blowing your horn in public." Mun Bey's Weekly. Slatclileas. Lillie How did you liko tho story? Dilllo It's matchless. Lillio I knew you'd think so, Dillie But I don't like it a bit. Lillio I thought you said 'twos match less. Dillie So it is; thcro is not a marrlago in It. National Weokly. Surer Outside. Edith I don't liko electric light in .house. Jack Whv? "Bccauso it can be turned on'so unex pectedly by pa, for instance." "Well, let us go out on tho piazza. The moon won t play us any tricks. Grip. AH Alike. First Weary Tramp (as limited express glides by) It's harrud walkln' on a fail- road, BUI. Don t ycr wish yo was in one o them sleepln cars, Bill? Second Tramp (tlibughtfplly) Ys, ef I cud havo a lower berth in Ur middle o th' car. New York Weekly. No Uariii Done. "I supposo you saw that Miss Bullion raa away with her father a coachman." "Yes, but it's all right. Ho is un ex perienced coachman, and a runaway is safo in his hands." Epoch. IJttle Laughs. A German count Eins, zwei, dreil Going to work with a will Contesting It. Life. An rclio of Ctilldliood. He "Will you havo me? Bud (first offer If you please.- -Life. Emperor William of Germany is hav ing two new crowns made for himself and tho empress. His will weigh threo pounds, have a largo sapphire at the top, nnd glisten with 00 diamonds, wife's crown ii to contain 1,500 tuonds nnd eleven largo pearls. A Valuable Medical Treatise. Tlie edition for ISM of ine sterling Medical Annual, known Hostcttcr's Almanac, is now renily, aid tnay.bei obtained, free ofcoit.of dmscltts and genera) country dealers in all parts of the United Stales, Mexico, and indeed In every clvlllied portion pf Hie We&torn Hem isphere. This Almanac has been ssaed rre." Jarlvatthe commencement of evrnr year for Ave r one-fourth of a century. It combines, with the smindett practical advice for the preserva tion and restoration ot health, large amount of Interesting and amusing light reading, and. the calendar, Bstroiiomlcul call nltlons,chrono- j logical Items, &c., aie prerfd Hh treat euro and will be found entirely accurate, rue issue of Hosteller's Almanac for JfOO will probably be the largest edition of u medical work ever pub llilicd In any country. The proprietors, Messrs. llostetter & Co., Pittsburg. Pa., on receipt of a two-cent stamp, tlll forward a cony by mall to any person who cannot procure eii. lo his neigh 1 w..kKJ Si S3 AT YOUR SERVICE With tho best line of 0r cont in Pliilntfplphin for Men,Youths nnd (Jliildion. No matter what kind uf nn Overcoat you want you will find it herb made in our well-known reliable ay, at the lowest prices. A. O.Yates & Co., Lnnourt iiuiuuno, Sixth and Chestnut, rhUndelphia. tTHAOQTTAINTDD WITH THE GEOOItAPHY Or THE COtTUTRr, Wit OBTAIN MUCH VALUABLE INFORMATION TBOM A STUDY OF THIS MAP OF j!fc,r4; gTg; itlgfe g? THE OHSGIGO, ROOK gsm & P&GSFiG HAILWAY, .Including main lines; branches nnd oxtonrjlono East end Wost of tho Missouri IMvor. Tho Direct Routo to and from Chicago, Jollot, Ottawo, Pooria, La Salle, Mollno, Rock Island, in ILLINOIS Davenport, Wuscatlno, pttumwa, Ookaloona.Doo Moines, Wintorsot, Audubon.HQrlan,und Council Bluffs. In IOWA Minnennolla and St. Paul, in MINNESOTA Watortown nnd Sioux Polls, In DAKOTA Camoron, St. Joseph, nnd ICnnnaa City, in MISSOURI-Omaha, Fairbury, and Noloon, in NEBRASKA Horton, Topoka. Hutchinson, Wichita, Bellovlllo, Abilono, Caldwell. In KANSAS Pond Crook, Kingfisher, Fort Itono, In tho INDIAN TERRITORY and Colorado Springs, Denver, Puoblo, In COLORADO, FREE Rrfclinlnff Chair Cars to nnd from Chicago, Caldwell, Hutchinson, and Dodrjo City, and Palaco Bleep ing: Cars between Chicago, Wichita, ana Hutchinson. Travorsoo now and vast aroas of rich farming and grazing lands, affording tho best facllltloa of lntsrcommunlcotlon to all towns and cltlos oast and wost, northwost and oouthwo3t of Chicago, and Paclllo and transoceanic Seaports. MAGNIFICENT VESTIBULE EXPRESS TRAINS, Leading all competitors in splendor of equipment, cool, well vontllated , and freo from dust. Through Coaches, Pullman Sleepers, FREE Reclining Chair Cars, and Oast of Missouri Rlvor) Dining Cars Daily between Chicago, DosMolnJs, Council Bluffs, and Omaha, with Froo Reclining Chair Car to North PlattD, Nob., nnd bstwsen Chicago and Colorado Springs, Denver, and Puoblo, via St. Joseph, or Kansas City and Topoka. Splondld Dining Hotels (furnishing meals at seasonablo noura) west of Miooourl Rlvor. California Excursions dally, with. CHOICE OF ROUTES to' and from Salt Lako, Ogdon, Portland, Los Angelos, and San Francisco. Tho DIRECT LINE to and from Plko's Poak, Manitou, Garden of tho Odds, tho Sanitari ums, and Sconlo Qrandours of Colorado. VIA THE ALBERT LEA ROUTE, Solid Express Trains dally botwoon Chicago and Minneapolis" and St. Paul, with THROUGH Rocliniag Chair Cars (FREE) to and from thoso points jind Kansas Olty. Tnrough Onalr Car and Sloopcr between Peoria, Spirit Lake, and Sioux Falls, via Itock Island. Tho Favorlto Lino to Pipestone, Water town, Sioux Falls, and tho Summor Rosorts and Hunting and Fishing Grounds of tho Northwest, THE SHORT LINE VIA SENECA AND KANKAKEE offers facilities to travel between Clnoinnatl, Indianapolis, Lafayotto, and Council Bluffs, St, Josoph, Atchison, Leavenworth, Kansas City, Minneapolis, and St. Paul. For Tickot3, Maps, Foldors, or dosirod Information, apply to any Ticket Offlco In tho United States or Canada, or addrosa . E. ST. JOHN, General Manager, isenr riiiiauclpliln. .School Open Sept. lilt la. Venrly P..cne, SSIIO. Qunricrlr l'nj iii'H.SI'J-I. Ailmlt and lasslrtei youn men aid Loysjit anvtimf i flu school, ivr ivrst roti ; ur Anrun au aiIm.h ed clue in ilt t'rioi.fMl -;( men ind vfiil'tit romi r.very fnm itin it a nai-i ni i cxtmnete l ivrnitne nnn ; ilhletki.ctc lsiiita,irii.m Special tumtl-nf pi tto.i u tila wen ifttv i ttr. ar I 1h 1 Irt ns "t u 'tit's in iv i left . v Mtttt r rtnirHs ".!lt rretiaii 4 course. H)w tl arni I litnit'Sl ' lcrarin I'nexi, l 11 .-.tn- TVin mei.t huh le!jc etc. etr. ftii ) 'unjil i I ' !' t nt iMn n w-ir tic -e (itUn fcl W ri.niftrt ll.t et n'uc if m jinil r' .' I tl i c At i frv - N 4 lllifitfAtwl .atal cue ent fi t r.. i-ir . Mnint ml l'roiriti v M. i i . i - ' f . Piso's Cure for Con sumption Is also the best Cough Medicine If you havo a Cor.cru without dlseaso of tho Lungs, a few doses aro all you need. But if you ne glect this easy means of safety, the slight Cough may become a scriouB 'matter, and sovcrol bot tles will be required. 9 I rise's Remedy for Catarrh la tbe H Best, Easiest to Use, and Cheapest Sojd by druggists or sent by maU, (Qa, JiT. Usxzelllnc, Worreu, Va, The tint and only combined Soothinn, rUn-lviilin3. Ctintive and Htrnntftf ning Pliitera erer rreparod. A iuorrllan rombfnalfon of medical urenta Froth Hops, llemlock, Vina HaUam, an 1 Jixiracta prepared and spread on miului, t rt)idjr to put on. Ttw New Kncland remedy PAIN Korcne lulluiuinatlon or Wcalnru. trhetlier recent or cHronio uo matter where located ot ior vinsod, i iaM lnbtantly tn tbe aJl-powerful medl ( lntl nnirwrtlaa ijf the Hoi lliViter. Th.- pnrt itre wond rfnlly ttrenfUiened, vitalized tail rohiarou v" uutuiu auu nmut, IIU1 lCA8l'KlH never turn or Irrlfnto. Aro csed by thouunda of people In erery nolle of Ula, alwayi with ttuocou and aatufactlon. YOI Ii ATTEXTIOX-ftent let any dealer fortl yuu into t&lrin a ulMituta rr imitation. Al ceautai lie? l'lasicn bhow the rotrietor aisnatora HOPPLATEHCO ,PR0PRCT0R8,B03T0r;. Arotd tUfontst dexjlsri and tmmixt uksn you bvjf. Ihoubauda iutj uii inrmaiieuily cuiixl by l'llll.AliKI.PllIA.l'A. KJ-ettonce.noiipi!ratloa cr low of I mm Ii urn buliiesa. t area proouuiirwl In curald iy UUera wa jtwl, bcua fur ( Imilar. CURE uUARANTEED. oaffliSSA.w'Ioa OF PORE GOD LStf B OIL 3J2 HYPOPHQ2PHITES Almost 03 Palat3bloao Rflllk. So llsgnlaCl Opt it ran lio (fllioo illao'Oti, 1"1 &tiuiiljrtJ by tlio uiiir .custtlve tiouium, wlim mo plain ol. raniuit ho ULrtt-'ili rrl by t:,o cum pMl a t muu . ''Itjo-m a . , - CO a"- f.)Rt,.-,: 3 3 ; . , i .. . .. j r rn. At-touu. ' . f. r.-jK-'oitl". vM!e LlllE-li. aMgfa LtJ I. V "i Hod Plasters 19 1 i ! F i,' E-.l ill lb WW, JOHN SEBASTIAN, CHICAGO, ILL,. Oon'l Ticket Ct Pass. Arjent. ih"m for I7us!ntii, iny Cfillevi, Vfrhteviinie rnyslis, t ttemlr, Mmvti u. ithoil' All r f fim-et nllvei' V n a. rtv ! t i hit -i.ait. tt-'it'll a".l vai'ni. i-iu.i l ' r'. ill or ("m .?r,irteiiinj iihy MiU'Mi, ' yrw-v uliiif , A( fy r-TvfJ h'W IM rut, n t .! .tom N iliuH I Lili.i!. A H AM (OLDRSIHAT iEfjSMUT WASH QUT or Fade LY USINf Sold bydruggistS ai.hu prxnLiss itnnxzi: paints -o colors, I'KKItl.KSS L.UlN'llltY IHUIXO. I'Kllltl.l-SS I.Mi I'OIMIKUS M;lnd7 Colors. I'KKIlMXSMKIli AM) lUIIXKSS DULSSIXO. fK.KltLISiHIU U1LS-S triors. DISEASES OF Mm OKLt JJloodl'AlMn,Dl8aB9iofKIner.BladderandothLrjiE. pins, VfWstne8sws(NrvoosLo ill j Lot UoUfo4, riy Ha of 1'rrora n Vontl ararreedllrandnennsnwnTiy cnre, CoriM t ten nni tre it muh,1 lttrMiif n. Adareu DE, GJUNHLEf 171 -V TSthBLftw VocK AFaYonteSiDgei Sewlna Machine. niGHAUM $25.00. Each Midline has a drop leaf, fancy cover, two large drawers, v ith nickel rings and a full set of Attachments, equal to any Sin rcr Machine sold from $40 t $60 1y Canva s,crj. A trial ir) your home lure payment U nsUeil. Iluy direct of the ila.uu? factprers and save agents' pr 'fits besides getting certificites r f w arrantee for five years. Send for testimonials to Co-operative Sewing Machl&a Co., 209 S. nth St., Philadelphia, Pa. WWK VAX iUElUUr.-Sft We lure a rcn-lr that will CURE CATAHRH. 0R0NCHIIIS anil ASTHMA. Our blth Is so stroni- th ,t we vM 'send treatment on trial. ' 5end fr rrwUie and full particulars. Address, ie Hall Chemical Co., 3360 Falrmount Ay.. FhlU., erfalliiSicloiss CAN bo CURED. W. w 11 Sr -1 FREE by .,,,11 i ,,r. IUIaL CL.l lI.El -i . .. ...I. IjOVT SUfKI U A..V LO.NUER! Give l'ot Ofr fic, , Man a, J Cm iy. nnn At plainer. Adaic, t -ie HALL CHEMICAL CO., j!6Fai,iJ.Bt Anrnue, fhtladclplila, Pa. Prof- Lo'isette' DISCOVERY ANDTHAIfllNQMETHBi theolT, nd pruUeal reeulti o( the UrUloal, in ylUeJ 10 fpiw.oi Mu.ifrstea uuiutione Licft bum im eorap tltori, eiidlntpiteof etteffiptiiinb'fbisi pi the fruit of lit labor. ll ofvlitch atunoxutriie tht utvouaficK auusia uh (it imiutij vj viiius; Vrof. LsUettfi A n 4 ht i l ori' ttmc ii rooffQli4 io-dfty tn !tb ltu .hfrf as uinxknig jmEpuchta ldemerr Culture. A Vi ;iciar-yi r i Mt frte)cire oplaioneof peuiiloi'i U f J,' i'a8lbibobTfteV aanriat anil Tstfl i 111. iDicIh aV.ldtfaU RSDyEs S2 l mi a
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