The Carbon advocate. (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, December 14, 1889, Image 1

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PIN3Q
JOB PRINTING
ATrrnK
lowest
Prices
Weissport Burins; Directory.
"Ep HAN KLIN HOUSE,
BAST WEISSPORT. rENN'A.
1,1. i,nn ntror first-class accommodations
Ilia permanent boarder ana transient guest
Fanla prices, only one uoiuir per nay.
awrT-iy John Rkhuio, Proprietor,
Oscar Ohrisfcman,
WKISSPOET. PA.
Livery and Exchange Slulh
sv rldhiK carr .11501 nnd sate uriyiim mirat-.-fst
acSnodutio.i'i to aRcnts urn travj; ler,
lf.11 nn.i toivirmnh orders nrouiiilll attended T
nir.moatrlal. inaWM
Tho - Woissport - Bakory,
n w T.Aiinv. proprietor.
nidivers Fresh Ilreail and Ca'ses in Weissport
lhlghton and vicinities everyday.
In tlie store I have a Fine Lino ot Confectioner;
or the Holiday Trade. Hund.iy schools a Hire.
,.! niinllpil lit lowest OrlClW. dl'M-Olll
R. J. "HONGBN,
lCCESSOlt TOOll.Mlt.r.S BCHWKITZKH,
Near the Canal llrldje. In
JSArfT WEIS5PQRT, Penna
Is prepared to do all kinds ot
Blacksmithing and
Horse-Shoeing
at very Reasonable Trices. TIKE SETTING '
SPECIALTY, Also, ARent for the
P. P. Mast lload Cart,
tho Choapost and Iiest on tho market. feb2-y
M0m for mmm
Henry Christman
ATIIR
Fort Allen House, Weissport,
Bella tho Popular and Celebrated
Burlington O and O York
SIN3LB AiJD I0U3L2 OABRHGSS
At prlces.that are considerably leas than compe
tltlou. I have all styles and n.uaUtli-i'
which I wish rou Would not tall to Inspect
before making pjirchases. mayil-3m
APPLES
AND
POTATOES
Received in Car Load Lots al
most every week at'
O. J. Saeger's
East Wejssport,
Store-keepers, Hucksters and all
others can save money by male
ing purchases of him. Other
fruits in season. $Call orkwrite
for prices.
Over Canal Brite E. Weusport
Joseph
UNDERTAKER
AND DEALER IN
FURNITURE,
PARLOR SUIT liS,
BED ROOM SUITES,
., 0, Trices the very lowest. Quality ot
gtods the best. Satisfaction guaranteed In
every particular.
.Caakstg, Coffins and Shrouds
We have a full linn which we will furnish a
tie lowest possible prices.
Flour, Peed, &c,
Of the choicest nnalltyatvery reasonable prices.
Gall and be convinced.
JOSEPH P. REX,
AprM-iy east 'VrassronT
DENTISTRY.
Dr. J. A, Mayer &Scn.
Dr. GEORGE H. MAYER,'
a Graduate from the Dental Department ot the
University of l'ennsylvunla,
has opened an office In the same buUdlim with
his father, secoud floor 111 the Uay W liidmv,
89 D ROADWAY, MAUCII CHUNK, I' A.,
and Is now prepared to receive every oue in need
Iiaritan Buslnoss DireoLory
VAL. BOIIVVARTZ, Bank St., tho oldest furnl
ture house in town. Every inscription 01
furniture always 011 Hand, rrlnos very low
WA. PETERS, Saloon and Restaurant, ilauk
. Street. "fresh LKeralwayaoutap. Oya-
n se.lou. urup iu aitu set, us. uuviz-ij
ESBANO'S SUAVINO SALOON, opposite the
AUVOOATR Ofpicf, Is headquarters foi
shavinc aud liaircitftluK. Ciirars & tobacco sold
Oq TO Fits. RODBUER, under the Exchanip
Hotel, Hank street, for a smooth shave ora
tashjauable hair cut. t-i7 Closed on Sunday's.
Uoeiler'a Hair tonic, cures Dandruff.
A RELIABLE JEWELElti
A D. S. BOCK,
JauJ M OPP. PUBLIC SQUARE.
THE CARBON ADVOCATE OFFICE, Bank
street, plain and fancy Job printing a sped
ly. Advocate ono dollar icr year In advance.
JW. RAUDENBUSH, Bank street, wholesale
. dealer In choice Drands of whiskies, cln,
brandies, wines, &c. Hf Patronago solicited.
Our Ohurohes.
TUr-ETHODIST EPISCOPAL. South Hank street,
JLYJL Sunday services at in a. in., and 7.00 p. m.,
5u4ay School J p.ntt Rev. Duncmw, Pastor.
mBINITV LUTHERAN. Iron street, Bunday
J, services. 10 a. m., (Gcrmanl, 7.00 p. m. , (Ent
llsh), Sunday school t p.m. J. II. KuuEii.Pastnr.
TJEFORMED, Lehigh street, Sunday services
it) at 10 a. m (tier man), 7.00 p. in.. (Knillsh),
Sunday school 3 p, m. J. ALVINltr.BEn.l'astor.
EVANGKLIOAI South street, Sunday services
at to a. m (Herman). 7.nop, m., (Emslish)
Sunday school) p. ra. J-S-Ncwiiaut, Pastor.
CATHOLIC, earner Northampton and Coat
strtttf , strrtces every Sunday looming and
tresisT itsr uuuiawk rw.
J
$1.00 a Year in Advance.
VOL. XVIII.. No 5
Professional & Business Cards.
Horaob Hoydt,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
NOTARY PUBL10,
jFTicEi-Tho Itoomreccntly occupied by V. M.
Itapshor.
BANK STREET, - - IiEUiGHTON. PA.
iftay be consulted In English and German.
July 4-ly
W. JM. Itapshor,
VTTORNEY and COUNSELLOR AT LAW,
AND DISTRICT ATTORNEY,
First door above tho Mansion House,
MAUCU CHUNK t'ENN'A.
teal Estate and Collection Agency. Will Puy
lid Sell Ileal Estate. Conveyuurlu neatly (lone.
oiiecuona proinpuy maue. nciiiuiK nsiaicsm
ecsdeius a specialty,
-hixllsh and German.
May bo consulted in
uov. sa-yi
W. G. IYI. Soiplo,
PHYSICIAN AND SUROEON.
30UTII STREET, - - LEHIGHTON.
May bo consulted In English and German.
.pecfal attention (th en to Gynecology.
Uffick Holms; From 12 M. to 2 V. M.,and
mm o to 9 1', M, mar. 3l-yi
4.. S. Rabonold, I),
ncii Of ricn : Over J. W. Raudonbush'
Lujuor Store,
BANK STREET, LEHIGHTON.
icntlslrvln all Its hranehes. Teeth Ext nutted
vlthout Pain. Uas administered when reqnestea.
OITlce Days WEDNESDAY or each neck.
'.O.addiess, ALLENTOWN, -
Jan 3-yl 'LehlKh county, ra.
F. I. SMITH, D. D. S.,
or.lco opposite the Opera House.
Bank Street, Leh ton, Pa.
DENTISTRY IN ALL ITS BRANCHES.
filling and making artificial dentures a special
ty. Local anesthetics useil.
Jas administered and Teeth Fxtracted WITH
OUT PAIN.
'JFFICE HOURS: From 8 . in., to t2 m., from
1 p. in., to S p. m., from 7 p. in., lo 8 p. 111.
Consultations In English or German
6mco Hours nt Hiuleton-Evury Saturday.
Jet 15-87 IV
Dr. H. B. REINOHL,
Graduate ot Phlla. Dental Coif ene...
DENTISTRY!
IN ALL ITS BRANCHES.
Peiseryation of tlie Teeth a Specialty.
OFFICE HOURS) From 8 a. m. tofi p. m.
OAS HALL, Harkst Square, Uaach Chunk.
BRANCH OFFlCEl
AST - MAUOH - CHUNK,
Twn II.10M North of Post-OIIlee.
OFFICE HOURS: 7 In ua. 111. and A to 7 p, m
Aprllm
DR. G. T. FOX
172 Main Street, Batb, Pa.
VT EARTON, 8WAX 1IOTKL, TUK8DA VB.
vr ALLRNTOW.V, AMKU1CAN 1I0TKUT1IUI13I)A
VT llANnOB, llROAUWAV 110UHK. MONDAYS.
Vt Batii, Wednesdays and satuudays.
OITlce Hours From 9 a. in. to 1 p. m. Practice
Lulled to diseased of tho
Eye,Earr Nose &. Throat
tf- Also. Refraction of tho Eves for the adjust
iiieut ot glasses.
Stoves,
Tinware,
Heaters and
Ranges,
In Great Variety at
Samuel Urayeiis
Popular Store, Bank Street.
Roofing and Spoutinr n special
ty. Stove repairs. Fin lushed .
on slort notice.
Iteasonahle! !
FRANK P. DIEHL,
NORTH STREET,
, Practical IilackMiiitlufe Ilorseshoer
Is prepared to do al work Inlilsllm
hl the best manner and at the lowes
rices, f lease Cill. uovai-80-ly.
PACKERTON HOTEL,
Midway between Mauch Clmnk & 1-ehlL'hton,
Z. 11. 0. HOM, Proprietor.
PACKERTON,
FtKXA.
his well-known Hotel Is admirably refitted, and
as the best accommodations for iiermanent anil
ranslent boarders. Excellent Tables and tin
cry best Liquors, stables attached. )au5-yi
MANSION HOUSE
Opposite I k S, Depot,
BANK STREET, LEHIGUTON,
C. II, HOM, PROPRIETOR.
'hta 1inuA nfTpra flntt-el.assneeoinmnitAtlnn fnt
ransleut and permanent boanlers. It has been
elv relltleilln all its neimrtments. ami is meat,
d In one of the most picturesque portion of the
loroiigli. Terms moderate. Iff The 1 A 11 i
uppllcd with "n choicest Wines, Liquors and
Ugars. Fresh -ugcr on Tan, apr 17-yt
T. J. BRETNEY
espectfully announces to the Merchants of Le
Ighton and others that he Is now prepared to
10 all kinds of
Hauling of Freight, Express
Matter and Baggage
On reasonable terms. O-derini'itSweenvS
Comer Store or at my resldep cstt PINK St.,
iM-ar the Cemetery, will recei pro.apt atten
ion. Patronage solicited.
For Newest Designs and Most Fashionable
Styles of
DRESS QOODS,
DRY GOODS,
GROCERIES,
PROVISIONS,
SILVERWARE, &c .&c.
GO TO
R. H. SNYDER,
Bank Street, Lohighton.
Goods guaranteed and prices si low si else
where for the same quality of goods
JnlTlB.USS 1
D. S
RHEURr1AT0SlY3
For 3f oro than Tvrcnty-fivo Vcnrs. A Com.
pleto Iterorcry. The JJeans Usod.
I had Inflsmmitory It'ieiiTiiatlsci. Tor ntatlr a
rorlhad to'bofi-dand tamnl In led. I could nnd
no relief Ifysiomne'i r as rnl.;cd asd cut toileccs
with powerful medic' :cs token to effect a cure to
that I was compelled t9 lira on Instil and water. I
suffered for twent r.flva roars la tula way. I was In.
doeedto try Pe David K hkVs Tavorlte ruunody.
raado tt Itondoni, N. Y cid
I Am Roiv Weil,
thanks t3 tbta nslW-. Tr. KennoJr's ravorita
remedy is ray best f.-ieiiil. Ith It I am enabled to
rnjayarood iilxhl's re?t. l-o feait.rych as meat
csd rastrj. wnt.-h X .a-c becti derr'ved of for rears.
thowir.zthattaor.'ive.rtio i:;.lyhas no equal fori
tha euro of Isd'.etlot rysre:!a e.s mil. If
any should dan'jt tUI etatiment I will send ths
ready rroo nt oa-a -Parrott I.ins!!W. Troy. N. Y.
It Ir lay pleasnrs and abnoluts duty t&ward tlioss
coo aro irn.wn:iK tor vtryl jo against tho deadly
Disoao33 of t'.io (Cidnoys
to dd my testlraony to tbo already ireifirhty cvl.
dn;eof tho wonderful effleaey of Dr. David Kcnne-
ay"s ravorilo Itemcdy JTy vrlfo was a horelcss case,
abandoned by t'.iorhyslclans. J)r David Kennedy's
Tavcrita Renjcdy was resorted tos not becauso any
lioro was 1 laced in It, tut beene nolh'.ne clua ro.
raatned,. All inca-.s and medicines had been tested
without avail. Tho eff rt was llttlo short of a mlra
elo. At tho teeo::d bo'.tlo (bo had recalned strength.
ar.d continuing the tr. aimcnt has fatly rocoTcrei
Jv Hwcet. Albany. Y.
Dr. Kennedy's Favorite Remedy.
Prepared by
Oil. OATfs KENNEDY, ItONIMlL'T, N. V
lips' ott'e BlxforSS. By all dnwrifiatii.
Horse Doctor,
(Honorary Grnduato of Ontario Vet. Collcce.)
3fflce: Cartiou -House Bank St., Lcnislitoii
CASTRATION. DENTISTRY,
AN !
Diseases of Horse and Cattle,
SUCCESSFULLY TREATED.
Special and Particular Attention paid to
LAMENESS :-: SPAVINS.
Splints, Ringbone, Hoofbound,
Uidall diseases prevalent among Donift'cated
Annum.
Its Horse and Catllo Powdeil snlil I) lilm
elf and stores generally.
nuiltatlun Free CliarKes Moderate.
ca is bvleletrrnith nnil f.il,nlimtn i,Mtii,.tiv .f
i. ,i icn w ,.)i.-i.,tiiiii3 .-isiiiiuii.v 1 erinrmeii
-AT THE-
Central Drug Store,
Orr THE PUBLIC SQUARE
Hank Street. Lchiohtou. Pa.
ISHEADQUAUTEI!3 FOR .
A IT
Pure Drugs and Medicines,
Fine Soans. Brushes. &c tic.
Choice Wines and Liquors,
Largest Assortment df Library
Lamps !
Wall Paper and Lecorations !
Spectacles!
JVIicn you buy a pair of Shoes you want a
oodflt. But If' you ncecl SPECTACLES It is
nuch more important that tho EYE should.be
iccommodatcd with correct lenses and a proper
ly fitting framo which will brim? Hie lenses di
rectly beforo'thocentre of the eye. If ottbuy
your spectacles ut Dr. Horn's you will And the
nbovo points properly attended to.
ERSGRIPTIONS Mally CflfflDsnuflei
OCH5-1887
New Liver, I Fed Store
AT PACKER TON.
LEOPOLD MEVEltSre po s.fuliv Informs the
eople of Packertou and iclnity that he has Just
opened n LIVERY STABLE onBEAVEIt St.,
where planus can bos'iiiplied Willi Good, Safe
leains unhvr for Funeial, Wedding or for Haul
ng Pri posi-s at very Lowest It ilea. In coimec
ion t. erewllli he lias iilxu In stivk tliver best
hmrds of l'l.OUll anil l'lCHI), ,vliU-b he will
scl at Lowest 1'rlces.
Attention, Builders!
The undersigned I Kti . wmkinn. ti, nimtv
STONH OUAltltY.-anil Is in i,., r..?l i.. .,;.'
ilioitest notleo ami at Lel Prices, pcisi'ins
,. i..V.,?ir..Jwl; VUUV ir IIUILlMNU
I'UItPOSLS. I'nll und In i.i'i'i 1 in si,,,....
leitrn Pilceslefm-t) purchasing elsewtieiu.
LEOPOLD MEYERS,
"b.2-ly Packertou, Pa.
mm
D. J. K I SUTLER
lle'Si'ctfiilly nminiinres to tho public timt he has
nedaN'EVLiyi!ltVSTAlLE.,it iltlia he ,
ow nreiiarcd to furnish Teams for I'unenils,
V (PiiBsor BusliieasTiliis un the shortest n
fA, JJI.' ,'i,0hl l.'.l)e,7il t,,r".,s- 0rilel' 'eft at tlie
Caruot House" will receive prompt attention.
STABLES ON NORTH STREET,
next tho Hotel, Uhljhton. 1an?iu-
Howard Deifenderfer
OrrosiTE tub Ptmuo Sqoaiie, Bask
Stbukt, LEIIIOUTOJf,
MANDFAOTURER . OF - FINE - CIUaRS
Also a Choice Line of
Tomcoots. Cioina, asd SMi'KEns SurruES.
' SO-Poo't Forget to CallTtT
SHOEMAKER'S
Horse M Cattle Rowte
Joshua Shoemalcor, Propriotor
CHERRYVILLE, P. O., Northampton CO..
DIItECTIONS-Fora horse.l tatdespnonful.two
spoonsful aday. For a Cow. J leasnnonfnl
twirWMkj when alek. twice artav. Tlo
same lor Hons, For Poultry mix with lerd.
. .PfrJ ispowder Is prepared aflerthere
of the late Ur II. o, Wits .11. and Is the ce-
reeine
...... - ... ..i,.ii iu, Bnma me centime . " u,a ,14 inoiucr on ac
wVlte aViT!ier,9,"T?ll,B,', -"aalh.14l:onD'0' bis differing with yun In MlllUs
miicarpacf, Armllfficrua Anlnlun. -
K"iilne
INDEPENDENT--"
' Lohighton, Carbon County, Penna. December 14, 1889.
Neypr court the favor of tlio rich by flat
lorInjf either their vatillles or tlces.
Novsr resent a stiopnscil Injury till jou
Know the views an I motives of tho auttto
of It.
Say as little as possible of yiutielf and of
thole who aro near to you.
A Minneapolis man claims lo Iiavo In
Yenteil a motor wlilcli will do all kinds o
kitchen wotk. It Is understood lo liavo no
friends.
After illptlierii, sent lit levy, or pnetuno
ma, HikkI's S.irsaiiarilla will eve slrcnutli-
lo the system, and expel nil poison from tlie
UlOUU.
bayo usfroni Jiosa who know cxacllv
what their constitution will bear, ami-sin
up to It. ' f .
100 Liiillcs Vanted.
An 1100 UK'ii to rail at ilrugclsiH, for
freff iiaukugu of Lane's 1 nmily Medicine,
the great root and herb remedy, discoveero
liy IV Silas Lane while in the Korky nioun
t...-.1: r.i.. .t,. .. .
loiniis. i-iii uiai:uL's 01 me uiooo, uver anu
kiiineya 11 m a positive cure. For constipii'
tluiiunil clearing up the complexion it iloe
wiinilei's. Cliihiren like it. liveryom
jiraUes it. I.argc-sizo package, f)0 cents.
At all dnifc'si6tf'
The latest trust is in dried apple Give
it plenty of water and it Is sure to swell
Worth Us tVolght In Gold.
Tf you foel dcnrcMed, your appetite Is poor
and Hiq t1011b.nl with Ulltlnej. of the hoad,
hllllousnes or Kyspeiuln, nr. Lee's l.tver lte
ulnr nlll cure yo,. Trial io bottles free.
a woii.kuiiwn physician in New York advises
an 1119 imucnia tiiai suuer witn (.'cuglis and
LiolUstouio I'urlnin Uuuith ard 'oniuuiptlon
Sntfio people change their tulnds every
day and jet never have a decent ,000 hi
them.
A SENSIULK MAN
Would Use KcniD 8 IlaU.nn fnr 11, Ihrnnl
anil luiiga. It in curing more enscsof CourIicc
Utlds. Astlima, llioneliiiis, Croup and nil
riiio.it and Lungs Tniubles, thai! an o tlier
IIICUlllllC, llie nroiiriL-torlms mil inr inmiv
druggist to gin you a bample liotlle Free to
eouviiiie you of tho merit nfthis great rem-
euy, largo nottie OUc anil 51.
Customer How much is this ring? New
Jewely Clerk-It's marked 18c' Eighteen
cents, please.
Hints TlifUnro Metier than Cold.
If you have nd breath. alutnrlsh
hum iu tlie-.sinall of von r
or giiltlincos, your vital organs uro sadly
nut of order. A mere "dole of physic" will
not help you. Your only wise conrso is to
take Dr.ravid Kennedy's Favorito Remedy
of liondout, N. Y.. ami cleniibo our sys
tern of the iinimrilics. It ireL'tilntcs thu
Liycr and Kidneys.
It is better to give than to receive. This
telater especially to advice and niAdletm.
Didn't Want a Girl.
Last summer mv wife's health nil
run down, and she wanted me to lilroa giri
lo do tlie work, Jn a little whiln I f,,nnii
nnu I thought would suit her, when to my
surprise she buid I need nut hi
as pho felt iniich 'better, and thought an-1
nt!ifi linltla .J U..1..I.... II!.. 1 !
....... ww..,x, . uuitiiiii, iiiiitrn wotuu cure
ner. uuuaiU Urey, 41 Worcester
tlubton.
square,
A faux pas Her father.
Panekiller A snow ball.
I'ortunnte Father nnd Son.
"I mn as tertmn as I nmv llvo" t P
E. Bartholomew. of Ku kaskus Mi. li il.i
Dr. Ilavid Kennedy's Fnvnrit.fl lfimiili .,1
Rondout; N. V., saved my 'He when I was a
victim or that terrib e runal diuinlpr
Urighl'a Disease . My son had n lever burv
1111 Uia icir. . Hp. too. used Kavnrim ltii.lv
ami is now well. Jtut fur this medieino I
in win whii miner anu son woulu have
1....1. i..i , ...
ikvii aix icei unacr 1110 Sik,
Companions in arms Twins.
The woman's cause Becauso.
KUl'El'SY.
iiiisiswhatvou ouaht lo liavi. m riot
must have It. to fully cnj.y life. Tlmusands ate
uZH'"ls,!".rt dl! ( ,u"1, '"numlnB because
tlie unci it not. thousands upon thousands ol
,.,. niv uyiuis ppcui annually uy nur people
III tlie lione that t hev limviiiinin tiim i,n ',,.1
'ft It inilv ill) Ililll liv nil ll'n . .1....
illClrlO illttl-rs. lflisnl nivnr.llnn .
11,.. ..... ..:.oi "....i ... i"viiui
ci'stliiii and oust the demon dispepsla and In-
11 nun uu'i.iipeiisv. We recommend Electric
m .1 . n",7 . """an diseases 01 Liver,
1 t iT,i Vi.i.-,." ,''.". ..."i "., 11
, and $t per
Far-ln.affalr Artesian wells.
Belles of the bawl Girl babies.
A Close unit.
Mrs. Clms. Ureenwood, of Indlannnolik
luid whnt thedoio.-s eal. d, asthma, but.
sheznl llttfc relief until slie tnnk Fir. Milfift'
ew Cure, which soon made her lone
winded, stnppwl the pain incliett, swellini!
of ankles. coiiL'h, nalnltatinn. etc. Sold ni
Ilit'ry'snnd Thoinuaiirag stores.
Remarkably fine board -Sawdust.
Superior court Sparking a rich girl.
Don't yVhlp n sick Itor,
Nor take Cathartic Pills when your
hnwela or liver are sluggish. Thev art
whip. But try onco at least Miles' Nerve
and Liver Pills. They act thmiiRh tin
nerves. Samples free at Biery or Thoma '
Irus stuic.
Y I v docs asparagus resemble long
mops? Because the ends are most soughi
after.
John E vlra, do you love me. or. Is It n'y
inonoj ? Elvira John. I love yo 1 both.
When a -dude is near-slshlcd and half
witted ho gots on jery well with half tn
eye-class.
The unmarried females of the conntty
will bo much interested In the work of the
Patrons of Husbandry.
As a hone ami cattle loton Salvation Oil hai
proven lu-li an miallibl. remedy, n has ra"
celved the hearty Imiorn-ment 01 tnanv old and
well knownhorem n. rlco cents a' Pottle.
Moj hers. do not It your darllnirs tutfer with
the whooplnn eough wlil'a you have a teuiady .o
JVT!r.f.t,,'4n)I' 1,8 Uu"' tlouuh Syrup and
tholltlleiutrarar will ioou find relief, PrloexSQ,
The "Forty-nliierB" of California wen
Pan Americans, though some- pan'd out
better Mian others.
There isa rumor that the senior class at
Harvard University is deteriorating, and
the election of a negro as class orator seems
to Ive color to It,
(Jeulal host-Pithrlck, me bhoy, vou've
hadqulte enough to dbrlnk. ,Takemea. -
lee; when yet to the top of the ithreet ye'll
see two cabs; take tbs' ftrst. for begorra
there's onit oue.
Always take the part of an absent person
who is censured In company, so far as truth
and propriety will allow.
never think the worse of another rm ar.
Live and Let Live.'
THE LAST PERFORMANCE.
Brimful of faces was the hall,
Tho orchestra ablase with light
Once mora we played before them ail,
And pawed away into the night
Tf teld them once another way,
My master. In your merry mood
Now only this remained to play,
Th muslo of your solitude.
Aad a your strains ro-eohoed there
I knew whoso shadowy form stood by.
The people praised us did wo carat
We. were too lonely; you and L
Small joy you had of your renown,
'Hy.master. or vour cirtiiivinAt
Why, when your gallant ship went down.
.. " uiHkkcr mi rioor uanc or miner
Now, In tho dark, deserted room
Aealn I hear vour mimln di.
I ae your face float through tho gloom,
You, broken hearted, even as II
May Kendall In Scot's Observer.
M'TTTJ TTnrnrirv nrnttn
"Kosa, darling, nre-you quito hDnv?
11 1 ever cause you a moment s unhapni-
. v - -
ness may I wear horn3 forever, liko my
flentliah'prompter. Father and mother
dote upon you; won't you try to lovo
them, pet: '
Thus spoke a young; and handsome hns-
band to his beautiful brido durinir their
noneymoon, whilo on a visit to his par
ents. The youthful Rosa folded her hnnds
meekly over her bosom and answered
6iemnly:
"Wilbur, thy people shall bo mv o.
plo."
So far (rood, but soon misunderstand.
ings and heartaclieB, arising from con
flicting tastes and habits, ovorshadowed
tneir little romance.
ine nappy counlo bocamo tired of
Tlsltlng and, disgusted -with bo.inlinn-.
then thoy Went to housekeeping, and,
navtng nmplo means, furnished their
nouse In elegant style. Rosa was satis
fled, but thought that ono more picture
was needed to fill a certain vacancy on
the parlor wall, 'and whenover sho ox-
pressed a particular wish for nnvthlnr'
Wilbur, lover like, was quick to gratify
t , j J was surl,rise1 do-
..B.nou 10 nnu niac ne naa piacea one
there; Bho was a woman of cultivated
tastes, and was really shocked upon ox
amining it more closely.
It was a representation of tho death of
Washington tho mournlnc familv with
different expressions of grief upon their
countenances were groupod around the
dying hero; a negro, black as night,
peeped from behind tho dranorv of tho
bed, while above hovered the goddess of
uoerty with a sorrowful, half averted
face. It was painted in arlowlurr colors
in most execrable taste.
Rosa turned awav in dismar. and met
me smiling eyes or her husband, who had
entered unpercelved.
"What do you think of it, dear?" ho
pleasantly Inquired.
"It 'is tho most horrible daub I over
saw," she replied, scornfully.
"Daub, Rosa? Tho painting is some
what faulty, I admit, but the design is
fine, is dt n6t? Observe tho flmiro of
liberty mourning tho loss of her cham;
nlnn "
"Indeed," said his wifo. mischievouslv.
"I can't decide whether tho goddess is
weeping over the dead general or over
tho intensely black negro, who appears
kj uo wiping ms nose upon tho curtains.
I suppose this is' one of vour iokes. Wil-
bur, but pray remove this unsightly blot
immeaiateiy, iest some Inopportune vis,
ltor happen in and shatno us."
"No, Rosa; I intend it shall remain,"
he replied emphatically; "it is a very
impressive picture."
"Very," said she, sarcastically, "noth-
ing can .be more impressive than u death
ing can .be more impressivo than a death
scene it is especially suggestive for the
wans or a parlor."
"Rosa!"
"Wilbur!"
"You are a fool," he exclaimed, with
rising anger.
"Then I'm not a suitable wifo for a
gentleman of discriminating tastes and
politeness," she retorted with bitterness
ml , .
.men sue ruonea to her own room.
threw herself upon a chair, flung her
arms half across the tabje and burst into
a storm of hysterical sobs.
All their little variances rose to her
mind; how very singular that Wilbur
should admire this odious picture; she
nau Often Heard his judicious comments
upon various works of art; nover before
had she known him to be so deficient in
judgment. Surely thero must be some
hidden motive for such conduct.
What could it.be? The longer sho on
tertainod this idea tho inoro convinced
she became that thero was a mystery at-
tacnea to it, and a feeling of jealousy
was aroused in her heart.
While indulging in tho luxury of tills
good cry a lady friend called and sho was
obliged to calm herself sufficiently to re
ceive her.
"Dear Mrs Plant." she exolalmed. nit-
eously, "I am very unhappy: Wilbur has
oauea ma a fool and I I thought that
the first year of man led life was always
tho happiest."
"Not always, dear Rosa; it takes years
to learn the ins and outs of eacli others'
character, as well as to assimilate in
habits and tastes, but don't be disconso
late; love has as many lives as the pro
verbial cat."
"You can joke, Mrs, Plant, but I feel
my heart is breaking,"
"Well well, dear,' one of the most
insupportable pangs that can afflict the
sensitive heart, disenchanting forever
me Dngnt illusions ot life. Is the lirst
doubt Of the Idol Of our affections," re-
pneu er ineno, laughing; -put serious-
C " T. i.. 1 v,'"''"00
through many a slight skirmish. Come,
uj Juur iicari. icuer, um noi
nnAt m Anil inn. visi mncl rr tmma mill, I
, . - 0. uu bv ..uu.u "...1 1
, v . " 1 x . 7 lnal lrfte
husband of youra has already eaten his
"y uiiuugu a wiiuia uiu 01 larej, Je-
pend upon it, if he starves his love for
a while, he will not starve his stomach."
Rosa accompanied Mrs. Plant to her
nanusome home, leaving word for her
husband that she would return tho next
day. While crossing the ferry her friend,
noticing her sadness, sought to divert
her thoughts from that dreadful epithet
of "fool," which she said was ringing in
her ears oontinuallv.
her ears continually,
"icosa," she said pleasantly, "you must
not allow trifles to worry you so. Men
are fickle creatures at best. Let me tell
you a secret; it may bo helpful to you.
-i was not my Charlie's first love; you
look incredulous, but heliimself told me
.11.1 u l.' 1.1... nmi. . i." I .
"' " m-iriicu iu a uiu jeor un 1
toon a taney to a pretty girl nnd visited
Her frequently, finding lier more attrac-
wve anu interesting upon eacn visit.
- ui rurso 11 was impossioio even to
VJnt at n marriagp just then, as he was
only a r-lerk upop a very small salarr in.
91, out uiarii was a wise chap h
4tei&Uttil to wai toKcitUy uuktl h!Amrau,
could ask her, especially at ho fancied
that sho would not say no.
"Ono ovonitig ho invited her (0 accom
pany him to tho fair of tho American
instituto. I daro say sho was pleased
enough to promonado with a handsomo
reilow liko Charlie, and thoy uttered a
groat deal of soft nonsense as thoy
promenaueu together through tho Im
monso nan,"
Rosa smiled, and Mrs. Plant know that
tho cloud was lifting.
, "You know how 'tis yourself," sho
saiu, sinning in return,
"At last," sho continued, "tho loving
pair camo 10 a confectioner's stand,
pienuiutiy supplied wttli a tempting dis
play of goods.
'I know you are fond of candies,'
saiu unartic, -will you liavo some.
"Thereupon sho selected whatever
suited her tasto, and as. ho took out Ills
pockotbook to par for them the confoo
ttoner remarked that tho packago being
rnuicr uuiKy 110 Had maUO two of It,
"loucan carry this one, miss,' he
said, handing her quito a largo bundle,
'and hero is another for your young man.
Three dollars. I hopo they'll please the
lady, and that you'll call again.'
"Rosa now laughed heartily and her
inonu joinou ill iter mtrtli.
. "liireo dollars' worth of candy! Had
ho heard aright? Fifty conts or oven$l
'as quite enougli lo spare. Why, all he
had in tho world was a $3 greenback,
siiugiy 10 wen away lgr tuo purchase 01
a now vest which ho very much needed.
"Novcrthclcs3, thero wa3 no help fdi
it; ho must not do without it now, and
saying nover a word lie handed over the
money with a sigh.
"Now, Rosa, haven't I reason to bless
that young woman for her inordinate
liking for candy? Cliarlio was dison
chanted then and there a girl that could
eat her way through a $3 package of
sugar was altogether too sweet for him.
ana altogether too extravagant for n
pooruian for sho was well nwaro that
ho couldn't afford it, but was too selfish
or thoughtless to care,
"Charlie didn't vlsither again, neither
fHfl llO flirt rif rlicirinnninimnnt- lt...1
to bocomo 11 wealthy man, abundantly
ablo to glvo his second lovo all tho candv
sho wielies for so you perceive. Rosa.
that a woman must not fancy that ther
never was, nor never will bo another wo
man in tho world so attraotivons herself.
out siio must strtvo to keoplier husband's
love It sho values It."
"Thank you for telling mo tills secret.
Wilbur shall not bo disenchanted if
can help it," said Row, "even if ho did
call me a,fool."
So, gaming courage, she-tried to banish
unpleasant thoughts, and cool her mirror
by strolling arountl her friend's beautiful
grounds, wondering if ho would follow
her, or wait until the next day.
ouuumiiy sua saw ner nuguanil np-
nrn.lfillinp'. TTo lnnt-nl ndnln.D.un It
alittlobird had sung in his eaiy-;'siur
-,.. w .v,,.u ....v. ,ii , iiiu .in ii J.llUUQt
cornered py a cat; but she smiled, nnd
discreetly remained silent.
"ltosa, torgive me," ho said, softlv.
Throo little words, full of hon nnd
nieanlucr. In tho first hittorrmw nf hot !
resentment bIio had tlimmht. ,i,nt.
never could forgive, but womanlike, al
tho liret word of tendempns. tlm K-irrfon
of pride gavo way. and she throw hor.
self into his outstretched arms nnd sobbed
out:
"Dear Wilbur, you too havo much tc
torgive. Oil, why did -ou marry me?"
"BecausoI loved you. but not half at
well as now: let mo oxnlnin mv unnar.
donablo rudeness.
"I had a dearly loved brother, youngei
than myself, who early developed a ge-
nius for painting nnd' drawing in oil
but, alas! he was a confirmed consump-
tivo.
"He dovoted tho falllmreuonrieHof lift
own lifo to tho picture that you so un-
rflorcifully ridiculed; it is to mo a sacred
memento, hallowed by a thousand asso
ciations; can you blamo me if I could
not bear to hear it criticised in terms oi
levity nnd disgust? I thought you wen
very heartless,. Rosa."
"Oil, why didn't you tell me Of this be
fore?" sho inquired. "My remarks must
havo seemed cutting nnd cruel. My deal
fellow, I havo a keon perception of the
ridiculous, aud my risibilities aro easily
excited, but I sincerely hopo that I am
not malicious. Will you forcivo me.
Wilbur, anil show that you do. bv allow.
ing inu picture to remain wnero you
piacea nt 1 uaro say that I havo 'dozens
of faults, but I hopo timo will correct
them all perhaps I shall bo perfect some
day, but I fear it won't ha till I have
wings."
"Rosa, wo must bear and forbear. You
must try to bring out my best points; you
win nouotiess liavo a trying time of it.
but remember what the immortal poet
says,.anu lie is authority:
"Nothing lovelier can bo found
In woman,-tban to study household good,
And good works Iu her husband to promote.
J. S. in,New York News.
JLarca landowners In Anitralla.
Thero nro some largo landowners in
western Australia. Mr. W. H. Barber
has 620,000 acres; 5fr, J. Bateman up
ward 01 i.i'uo.uuu, nr. a, J. Cunningham
has upward of 0,000,000, or an area
equal to abouta tenth of that of England.
Mr. W.Mackinnonhas upward of 4,000.-
uw, ana the union bank, of Australia,
lias upwards of 7,800,000. Montreal
oiar.
an incandescent lamp arrangement
for showing tho interior of boilers while
und.tr steam has boon mndo by aOerrann
lnvtor.
The Vernacular of the E.tlnC Honae.
old Gentleman-I'll have a nice rump
eteair, waiter rathor underdono and
potatoes and'greens; and after that I'll
have er let me itc-yes an apple
.... I
Qumpiing.
Waiter Yessir (bawls "off")-Steak
under and vedge; dump to foller.-
Judy.
'
Ton.orlal item.
Judge (who is bald headed) If half.
w witnesses xcsiuy against you is
'ruoi yur consclenco( must be aa black
as your hair.
Prisoner If a man's conscience is reg-
ulated by his hair, then your honor
7.? E 7 consc,nee at Texas
Sif tings.
Ho Had Stepped nn Them.
Singleton What do you think about
tho tariff question? Do you think that
wool should be on the free list?
Benedict I don't know; but I wish the
fniL-a m t rVi f l,n i-amAitarl ..4-n
iu.Mum.,-
Lawrence American.
Would, otherwise.
juias jenuerneurt un, see that poor
utuo monueyi wny is he chained to
Iho hand organ?
Blngloy So ho won't run nwav from
thehorrible music, Isupposa. Lawrence
$1.28 when not paid in Advance.
Singlo Copies 5 Cents
He Med.
A man rushed frantically into u Kan
sas depot just in timo to miss tho train.
Tho crowd sympathized with his evident
disappointment.
"Doubtless you woro going 011 your
annual vacation nnd feel the enforced
delay keenly," said a tourist from Boston.
"No, stranger," said the left man, al
most tearfully. "I am a real estate agent
and a customer overpaid mo for a corner
lot by $50. He's on that train. I just
found out tho mistake and was hurrying
to give tho money back, and"
"Liar!" shouted overy man iu the
dcpoLMtinsoy's Weekly.
Why
He Cnnlcil tlie llcll.
it'
'I Buy, old man, what have vou col
mat uen 101.
"iou see, my horso used to null
strcot car. I havo to ring twice for him
iu go uuenu anu onco tor mm to stop."
-Solinlk.
X Gentle Hint.
You "lovo the irround I walk njion"
At least, you nay you do!
"Tlie very theme I talk upon
Thenceforth Is swoet to youl"
You'd "liko to le the terrier
My pouting Hps havo kissed j"
You'd "And existence merrlr
Th banRla on my wrist. "
You're "Jealous of the nickie thlngr
That clasp's my dainty waist s"
Could "be a bee" you flckla thing
"My rosebud mouth to taste."
Oil, rodenhi, hoy t you weary lne!
Why auch Ions range wish?
One needn't atand, a-denrle-me!
At forty rods toflahl
0. F. Lummls in Time.
How It Occurred.
Black (an expert stonotrrHulierl Snv.
"I??. rrm Th0. f1
. orei,l;('r wo transcript 01 that leo -
ture. Is it most finished?
Green (a novice) All but a short son'
tenco in about tho middle of it. nnd I'll
oe hanged It I can make out from my
noies wnac it is.
Black Just insert "grent annlauso.'
and let it go.
Green acts upon sumrestion. nnd the
lecture is sent to Tlie Journal oflico for
publication with the doctored part read-
r ht..j i t ,. ... 11
few moments' longer" Great applause.
I Aille,
T''o Drawback.
uusiomer inoro r one urawback to a
business like yours.
Barber What is that?
C It is impossibld for men of vour
cftN'nS to get rid of unpleasant acquaint-
ances.
B. -I would like to know why?
C You can't afford to cut anvbodr.
1'ho Wisdom of tin AucieuU.
"Lijizle," remarked Sir Walter RalclKh
to tho queen, "wherein do a man's aim
resomblo a bill collector?"'
"In good truth I knoir not," 'replied
er majesty.. "Wherein do they?",
"In their propensity for finding
0,lt" 1uot'1 Sir Walter. Mm;
Weekly. '
him
nscv s
Tlie I. alt One.
Stranger Is this a quiet town?
Resident Very.
Stranger No robberies, eh?
Resident No, sir; not ' lately.
Let's
see (cnlling to his wife) Marin,
long ago was it we had our parish
how
fair?
Boston Transcript.
Ought to Be ffatlafled.
Papa (who has just been made magis
trate, addressing his little daughtor)
Lilly, I can marry people now. did vou
know that?
Lily (anxiously) But you won't, papa
uonc you think mammas onough?
HnrperV Bazar,
What "Co-Eil" Ma; Result In.
Harold (A.'-B.. Harvard. '88) Maude.
I lovo you. will you be my wife?
Maude (A. B Harvard annex, 88)
No, Harold, that can never" be, but we
shall always bo brothers.- Harvard Lam
poon.
'Twn. Hut a Dream.
Poor Apprentice (loquitur) Oh, last
night l had such a'beautfful dreaml I
thought that my master's wifo had cut
her hand so badly that she had to lot me
nutter my own bread! Fliegende Blaet-
ter.
Old Ktyl and Xew.
Teacher What is that letter?
Pupil I don't know,
Teacher What is it that makes honey?
amaii lioyfsonof a manufacturer)
Olucose, Now York Weekly.
Semper Parata.
Archie Now, Boss, I'm going to kiss
you.
Bess If you do, I'll scream! (Archie
pauses.) Well, I'm all ready to scrpam.
Ttme.
Adjourned.
At a caucus in a western state it was
a long whllo ago, and all the partici
pants are dead someone made a motion
not In harmony with the opinions of Jha
presiding officer.
That worthy gentleman was nonplussed
for a moment, but immediately recovered
himself,
"The motion requires a two-thirds
vote," he said, "and tho chair decides
that there aro not that many here."
which was not much more absurd
than some parliamentary law that is
ranctioned by the books, Youth' Coui-
M&a 1 I. r
uanion
GET THE
Carbon Advocate"
All the No-wb.
5 2 WBBBLS J
S1.00.
MEN YOU HEAR OF.
Tho Duko of Edinburgh Is a tosUg
stamp collector.
Flippant Washington calls Secretary
Rttsk "Old SocdletB."
Princo Ulsmarck considers Sir Charts
Dilkc the greatest English statesman.
Ux. Governor Itoadly's incomo from
his legal practice is said io be $100,000 a
your.
Ilenrik Ibsen, the Norwegian nlov
wright, pronounces tits last nnmo "Eye
bsen." President Caniot has repeated a for
mer gift of 25,000 francs which he be
stowed on tho poor of Paris.
Tho late James Dupro, the famous
French artist, always carried in liti
pooket a copy of Jlontnigne's essays.
Col, Swope, who was killed by Col,
Goodlqp at Lexington, Ky., bore a strik
ing resemblance to Col. Robert G, Inzer
soil. Buffalo Bill contemplates takiner his "
Wild West show to India. Certain In-
dian potentates who vlslttd Paris fast
summer advised him to do so.
Sir George Grove, the musician, was
educated to bo a civil engineer, and de
j signed the first two modem lighthouses
ereorou oytne jfnttsli government in the
West Indies.
Geroniuio, the treacherous and blood
thirsty old Apacho chief, is reporied to
have embraced Christianity, and is now
actively engaged in Sundnr school work
I among 1115 leiiqw rctt men.
Drs. Schweinfurtli nnd Junker. I ln At.
rlcan travelers, express doubts whether
Eniin Pasha will enter tho English serv
ice. Thoy believe that he will ivttla
down at HrssowrIi, in accordance with
an old wish.
It is beliovcd that the oldest clergy
man now in the church of England U
Archdeacon Jones, late archdeacon of
Liverpool, who has attained his 08th
year, and has been in holy orders for
seventy-four years.
The late John F. Smith, the great Phil
adelphia typefounder, gave to various
charities more than, $100,000 a year dur
ing tho closing years of his long and use
ful life. "Everything I have to civa
away," he said, "I shall give away be-
ioro 1 aie.
Tippoo Tib, tho great African slave
dealer, is getting tired of his wandering
1 and dangerous existence, and
tosertlo down as a solid citiseu on his
estate at Casingo, 300 miles above Stan
ley Falls, where ho has built for himself
a large, fine stone maueion.
THE GENTLER SEX.
Sarah Bernhardt has a' marrnificent
tomb in the cemetery of Pere la Chains,
Mrs. Shawbogorie. wife of the chief of
the Chippewa Indians, is over 100 vewrs
old.
Kate Field says women are absolubslr
unfit for the management of pnblio af
fairs.
Mine. Modjeska drinks tea. smokes
cigarettes and keeps a scrap book of critj
icisras.
Mrs. Ormieton Chant was lately in-
vited bySpnreeon to preach from his
pulpit.
Miss Vida Latham iias been noDolntd
assistant in the pathological laboratory
of Michigan university.
Prince Hntzfeldt'a bride was married
as "Clara Elisabeth Prentice, otherwise
Clara Elizabeth Huntington."
Miss Clara Barton, the philanthrouiat.
is the only person in America entitled t
wear the Iron Cross of Prussia.
Miss Maud, the eldest daughter of Sir
Julian Pauncefote, is skilled in sketch
ing and painting, nnd is n fine equestri
enne. Miss Hammersley steers a ladisV'
"eight," manned entirely by her sisters
and cousins, who have been rowing a
good deal this year on the Thames.
Mme, Patti is said to be the only ner-
ison in the world who can draw a full
house to Albert hall. She receives $3,500
a night, and the average receipts are
$8,800.
Mrs. Clements, wife of Mark Twain, is
a sweet, lovely, refined woman, but a
serious drawback to her husband's hap
piness is the fact that sho ennnot anora-
clato his jokes.
Miss Gertrude Miller, the little dauah.
ter of the attorney general, is quoted as
expressing dislike for Washington, be
cause "the people go out in the street
with their babies."
Mrs. Catherine Donovan, of. Baltimore.
has given 100,000 to Johns Hopkins uni
versity, expressly stipulating that no por
tion of the money shall be used to givt
instruction in the dead languages.
MEN OF LETTERS.
Emlle Zola is opposed to the guillotine.
Whlttler says he expects to lire to the
age of 100 years.
Eugene Field is collectine his
into a volume, to be published bv him.
self.
Col. Thomas W. Knox, who is an an.
thor, a traveler nud a good fellow, Is a
man in the prime of llf. nix feet tall
and jovial by nature,
Moncure D. Conwav is said to Im th
hern nf "Ttaherl: VHi,no T. 1. n
known that Mr. Conway's mfiHon in
London was a failure. , ,
Although nearly ninety vear nhl
Goorgo Bancroft proposes to devote him
self almost exclusively this winter io hit
Litie or f resident rolk."
Dr. Buchwald, the authority on Mar.
tin Luther, has just discovered Luther's
marginal notes on Peter Lombard ami
John Tatiler' sermons in the municipal
library at Zwickau.
Paul du Challlu. whose book
nted such a sensation, was born in Louis,
iana. Ilia father was n trader t it,.
French colony of Gambia, on the west
coast, and J'aul wenf there as a child.
Central Africa soon fascinated the youiuf
nattiraliht, who lived on the brim of th
vast continent, and bis explorations
were tbo result.
Queen Victoria does not wear a Mreat
deal ot fur. She has an odd cloalc,how
ever, in which she comfortably ncaMi
herself when traveling in the cold
weather. It is made entirely of enoiat,
and the ermine is outside. The cloak
give her a very regal appearanea.
One of the youngest monarelis in th
world is King Thantal, potentate of An
num. He is 0 years ot age, very pre
cocious, and fully conscious ot th im
portance of his position. He is Dcletati
and thoughtful, disdains childish iportj,
and spends all his time in the seclusion
of hi palace, studying, converting with-
aged eounivslors and poring ovr book
and manuscripts.