Advertising Rates. For Legal Notlooa. The following price fot legal advcr.ls- nz liasllbeen adopted by itho Caiiuon Advooatk. Charter NotlcoS - - - - M W Auditor's Notices - - - 4 Op Commissioner's Notlcos 4 00 Dlvorco Notices - - - 00 Administrator's Notices - - 3 00 .Executor's Nollco - - - - J uu Other legal advertising will bo charged for by tho square. H. V. Mortnlmsr. Jr.. Publisher. Wdsport Bflsiw Directory. TpBANKLIN HOUSE, EAST WKlSSl'OltT. PENN'A. This house offers first-class accommodations to the permanent boarder and transient guest. Tanlc prices, only Ono Dollar per day. augr-iy John ltKitnto, Proprietor. Oscar Oliristinan, WEissroitT, PA. Livery and Exclianqe Sialics. Easy riding carriage) and sato drlyliiB horses. 1 est acconm.Jdatir.ns to aKe..ts am travelle s. Mall and telegraph orders promptly attended to. Give me atrial, roaya iy The - WoisspQrt - Bakery, o. w. i.AVJUY. ntorniETOii. Delivers Fresh Bread and Cakes in Wcissport, lildKh on ami vicinities every day. In the store I hivo n Fine Lino of Confectionery or the Holiday Trade. Sunday schools mid fi s lvals si" Plleat lowest prices. decMm. R. J. HONGBN, BUCCKSSOn TO CltAULKS HCIIWKIT7.HU, Near the Canal llrlilge, In EAST WEISSPORT, Penna., Is prepared to do all kinds of Biacksmithing and Horse-Shoeing, atvery lleasonable Prices. TIItK SETTING A BlKOlAI.TY.OAlso,Agent for tho P. P. Mast Road Cart, the Cheapost and Best on the market. feM-yl Heailpate for CAHRU&E8J Henry Ohristman AT TnK Fort Allen House, Weissport Sells tho Popular and Cflebratcd Burlington O and O York SINSHjE AND rOTJBLB CARRIAGES At nr.. that nro considerably less than compe tition. I have all styles and qualities which I wish you would not fail to Inspect before making purchases. mayu-Jm Retailers of FRUITS go to SEAGER'S EAST WEISSPORT, Penna., He receives a car-load of Iresh fruits every week, including nvArvMiirur seasonable, sucli as Peaches, Watermels, Canteloup' es, &c &c It will pay. .you to leave Tour orders with him- save freight and have goods de livered free. Over Canal' Br E. "Weissprl. UNDERTAKER AND DEAI.EH IN FURNITURE, PARLOR SUITES, BET) ROOM SUITES ftc, &c. Trices the very lowest. Quality of food the best. Satisfaction guaranteed In every particular. Caskets, Coffins and Shrouds, We havo a full line which wo will furnish a the lowest possible prices. Flour, Feed, &c, Of the choicest quality at very reasonable prices. Call and ba convinced. , JOSEPH F. REX, Aprl4-ly EAST WEISSFOltT. DENTISTRX Dr. J. A. Mayer &Scn. Dr. GEORGE H. MAYER, a Graduate from the Dental Department of tho University of "PuiinnylvniilM, has opened an olflco in tho same buiMliiK with nis lamer, sccunu umir iu uiu naj w muun , M imOADWAY. MAUCH CJIUNK, PA., miM In unw t,r,.nariMl to receive cvervoueiu need of llrst-ctoss ciet.tal servue, lune 8-9-t Lehighton Business Dirootory. TTAL. SCHWARTZ, Hank Stlho oldest furnl- y lure nouse in luwn. ivery uescilptlou of furniture always on hand. rrices vcrv i". nf A. PKI'EIW, Saloon and Restaurant, Hank V , Street, l'resii Lager always on nip. uyi n Beaton. Drop In and see us. novia-ly E SHAKO'S SHAVING SALOON, opposite the AuvocATK Oi'l'icK, is headquarters for eha. viti: and hair cutting. Cigars St tobacco sold GO TO FRS. RODEHF.lt, under the Exchange Hotel, llank street, for a smooth shave or a f ashlonablo hair cut. P5T Closed on Sunday's. Iloeder s liair ionic,, cures iiaiuiruu. ARELIA11LE JEWELfiKi D. 8. HOCK, Jau28-83 Ol'P. I'UHLIC SQUARE. mill" flATtllOV AllVOPATK oiM'ICEllank 1 street, pluln and fancy Job printing a sjiecl- ly, apvovatk ono uouur per jcar iu umuna-- JW. RAUDENDUSH, Hank street, wholesale , dealer In choice brands of whiskies, gin, brandies, wines, &c, fcr Patronage solicited. Ourijttjirohea. METHODIST EPISCOPAL. South Rink street, hundav services at 10 a. in., and 7.00 P. in., Suudav School 2 p.m. Kiev. Dunoan, Pastor. minviTV I.11TIIRUAN. Iron street. Sunday 1 services. 10 a. in., ((JerniHii), 7.oo p. m., (Eng llsh),Biuidayschool2p.iii. J. H. Kui.nu.Pastor. BEFORMED, Ihigh street, Sunday. services Jtt at 10 a. m., (Herman), 7.00 p. in, m), 7.00 p. in., (English), J.Al.VINRnnKH,Pator, nunaav scnooi -j p. iu. T1VANOEL10AL. South street, Sunday service!! iU at 10 a. in.,(uerinau), r.uip. in., ti'-iigiiiui bunaayscuooi2p. m, j..-i:whaut, i-asior. MATITOLlr. corner Northanintoii and fvial U streets, services every Sunday morning uml cveulug. Rkv. IUmmackk Pastor. I $1.00 a Year in Advance. INDEPENDENT " Live and Let Live." $1.28 when not paidMndvance. VOL. XVII., No 43 Lehigliton, Carbon County, Penna. Septembor 7, 1889. Single Copies 5 Cents Professional & Business Cards. Horaoo Hoydt, ATTOKNEY AT LAW, NOTARY PUBLIC, OFFiCKsThe Itoom recently occupied by W. M. Itapsher. BANK 8TREET, - - LEIIIQUTON. FA. May he consulted In English and German. July 4-ly "W. M. Rapsher, ATTORNEY and COUNSELLOR AT LAW, AND DISTRICT ATTORNEY, First door above tho Mansion House, MAUCII CHUNK, .... PENN'A. Real Estate and Collection Aeenci. will l'uy and Roll ltp.il Ksfcvte. Cmivpviittp.im? ne.lllv dono. I Collections promptly made. Settling Estates of Dec-dents a si.ee altv. May bo consulted In English and German. nov. 22-yl W. G. M. Soiple, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. SOUTH STREET, - - - LEHIGHTON. Mnv lin cnimilted in Kmrhsh and German. Special attention given to uynecoiogy. Okkick lloimss Fiom 12 M. to 2 P. M.,and rom 0 to 3 r. M, inar. ai-yi NCit Offiok s-Over J. W. Raudcnbusli Liquor Store, BANK STREET, LEHIGHTON. uentlslrvtn all Its branches. Teeth Extracted a itnout rain, uas nun. in isie. cu utui .v... Olllce Pays -WKDNKSDAY of each week. P. O. addtess, AI.I.ENTOWN, t Jan 3-yl jhikh , i ... - F. I. SMITH, D. D. S., Ofllco opposlto the Opera House. Bank Street, Zelujhton, Pa. DENTISTRY IN ALL ITS llltANCHES. FIIHur and makhiK artificial dentures a special ty. Local anesthetics used. Uas administered and Teeth Fxtractcd WITH OUT PAIN. OFFICE HOURS! From 8 . in., to 12 n.., from. 1 p, III., to OP. ni., ll'Olll i p. in., iu o p. in. Consultations in English or German Ofllco Hours nt Ilazlcton-Every Saturday. Oct 15-87 ly Dr. H. B. REINOHL, Graduato" of Thlla. Dental Collese. DENTISTRY I IN ALL ITS llltANCHES. Ferscryatioii of the Teeth a Specialty; OFFICE HOURS; From 8a. m. to 5 p. m. OAK HALL, tlaricet Square, Mauea Chunk. BRANCH OFFICE! AST - MAUOH - CHUNK, Two Doors North of Post-umce. OFFICE HOURS: 7 to 9a. in. and li to 7 p. m. Aprll2S-3iii DB. G.T. FOX 172 Main Street, Bath, Pa. AT KASTON, SWAN IIOTKU TUKSDAYH. ArALt.RNTOWN, AJIUIHOAN 1I0T1I,THU11S1)AY AT IlANUOB. H ROADWAY 110USK, MON11AY8. iT UATII, WltDNIWl.AYS ANI. SATUllllAYS. Oillco Hours From a a. m; to 4 p. m. Practice '.liiiited to diseases of the Eye.Ear, Nose &. Throat 3fi?"Also, Refraction of tho Eyes for tho udjust- mcntoiKiasies. Stoves, Tinware, Heaters and Ranges, In Great Variety at biVJNJUEL URAYElt'S r opular Store, Eank Street. Roofing and Spouting a special ty. Stove repairs furnished on short notice. Reasonable! ! Sl PRANK P. DIBHL, NORTH STREET, k Practical Illatiksmitlut Horsoshoer Is prepared to do al vork In his line ili. tho best manner and lit the lowest prices, pieaso c ill. novaJ-Ni-iy. PACKERTOhJ HOTEL, Midway between M.iuch Chunk Si Lehlglitnu, Z. U.C. IIOM, Propiletor, PACKKRTON, - - Tbska I'liis well-known Hotel Is adunrablv refitted, nmt has tlio best accommodations for perinarienl and iraiisieni noauiers. Kxceiient Tallies and the rcry best I.liptors. htai.les atlaclieil. l.iu.Vyl MANSION HOUSE OpH)sIto L. 8. Depot, BANK STREET, - LEHIGHTON, 0, II, IIOM, PROPRIETOR. rhia house offers tlrst-class aecontninil.'itinnq fni- transient and permanent boarders. It has been T. J. BREXNEY Aesnectfullv nnnouncos to tho Meri'liants of Tju ili: lit on ana others that he is now ti-th:mil in Hauling of Freight, BxritF.ss MA'flER AND BAGGAGK On reasonable terms. Orders nlent Hnvraiv't Corner Store or nt inv renldeu ceft I' INK St.. near niu i.i-iui-ii-i j. win receive iirompi utteu- uuii, i u.iuii.iv ium nt-ti. For Newest Desigus and Most Fashionable Styles of DHKSS GOODS, DRY GOODS, . GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, SILVERYARE, &c &c. GO TO E. H. SNYDER, Bank Stroot, Lohighton. Goods cuarsntootl and prices si low as else where for the same quality of coodi. July 18, 1 ss-ly . S. Rabcnold, D. D. new y remiedin an iisiiepaninenis.anit is IikviI- nneiieii l iL SKW i i v5 ivVriiii i7 .'!. ed In one of. the most picturesque portion, of the 'SJ Km; i f.S.Vuil' r'H, ,'i!V1"1(l.1-":lt boroiiL'h Terms moderate, Tlio hi it i w iirenareii to rurnnh reams for Funerals, JuTlied will.' .lie el.Kt -5nVs, I jq.J and Ki'SAY&tSl!!? Wr a,0t,lesi .T Jlgirs. Fresh uigcr on Tan. aprlT-yj S , ' S?' V, V"5 ,,r.8 !"..'!'. ,ie .if. 15 BOM according ia DlRECTIDNS with, each, BOTTLE? FOR BURNS AND SCALDS. Tt i nnW nn trno tirlnclnles that nature Is helped In its slrugfle. and only throuen lcnpij ance that pain Is Intensified or proves fatal wnere itcouia uo reiicvcu. St. Jacobs Oil Cunts Pcrmancntly. nnlluM I oh n on. Scores of ocoole dsllj brouuln, In contact with heat, steam, boiling water and combustibles are hourly injured by some mlslisp in tho nature of a burn or scald, and thousands hT0 been cured of such by this best known remedy lor tne cure oi pain. Promptly, PtRrtCTtv, Surely. Unw It Ante It acts as a counter Irritant on tbe aurluce Injured, gently drawing out the heat caused by the burn, while it annthea the natn. heltttno- nature in the heallmr 'process and a cure follow-. It Is a specific for pains oi mis Kino, nnu buouiu ue Kept uauu j where fire and steam are used. Every Bottle Contains A Cure. rruuuuuuri. "''- i'kvuhv.i, w use where serious burns and scalds occur, and that suffering may not ba intensified through Ignorance, rend carefully directions for Us use accompanying every bottle of St. Jacobs OIL EVERY APPLICATION RELIEVES. Sold by DniQgUlt and Dealer! Everywhere. TilS CHARLES A. VOGELER CO., Baltimore, Ml Horse Doctor, (Honorary Graduate of Ontario Vet. College.) Office; Carbon House Bank St, LclilitOu CASTRATION. DENTISTRY, AND Diseases of Horse" and Cattle, SUCCESSFULLY TREATED. Special and Particular Attention paid to LAMENESS SPAVINS. Splints, Ringbone, Hoofbound, And all diseases prevalent among Domct'.cated Animals. Ills Morse, and Cattle Powders sold h him elf and stores generally. nsultatlon Free Charges Moderate. Ca Is bytolecranh and tclenhono ninmntlv nt- att'.iuled to operations Skillfully Performed AT THE Central Drug Store, 01P. THE PUI1LI0 SQUAUE Bank Street, Lehierhton, Pa., IS HEADQUARTERS FOR l'ure-l)rugs and Medicines, Fine Soaps; Brushes, &c., &c, Choice Wines and Liquors, Largest Assortment of Library Lamps ! Wall Paper and Decorations! Spectacles ! When you buy a pair of Shoes you want a good fit. Rut It you need SPECTACLES It is much more Important that the EYE should be accommodated with correct lenses and a proper ly fitting frame which will bring the lenses di rectly before the centre of the eye. If you buy your spectacles at Dr. Horn's you will find the above points properly attended to. PERSGRIPTIOHS Casfillly Oct 15-1887 NewLiyeriFed Store AT PAOTTER TON. LEOPOLD MEYERS refpo afuhy Informs the people of Packerton and vicinity that he has lust opened a LIVERY STAIU.E on HEAVER St., where pel sons can bo s'ipplled Willi Good, Safe i earns e interior runeiai, ivciuuiig or lor naili ng Purposes at very Lowest Rites. In coniiec ton therewith ho iias nlso In stuck the verv best braids of l'LOUll and riSEli, lilch he will sei ui iivvesi ruces. Attention, Builders! The umlcrslirned Is stl i wotklnir the TMH.ON STONE IJUARRY, and Is prepared to supply, al iiiimcsi uuueoiiiHi ni i.iwesi rrices, person nhn desire with GOOD S'.ONH for lilTIl.DIVii PURPOSES. Call and hupeet tho SU.i.es and icaru prices iciore liiiicnasing eisowiiere. LEOPOLD MEYERS, fel..2-ly Packerlou, P; D. J. KISTLER Caruoi: House" will receive prompt attention. STABLES ON NORTH 8TREET, next the Hotel, Lel.lsMon. lan22A- Howard Deifenderfer, Ol'POStTK THE Tuiiuc Squahk, lfvNu STIIKIIT, IiKHinilTOX, Al ANUPAOTUItEH OP . FINE . OIGAltS Also a Choice Line of TonicooEs, CiaAns, ano Bmokehs SnrriJES, flir Don't Forget to Call-ftr SHOEMAKER'S Horse aiifl Cattle luki Joshua Shdemaker, Proprietor CHERRYVILLE, P. o., Northampton co., ! DIRKOTIONS-For a horse. 1 tablospoonful, two u, uiiiun nwrit Wlicil SICK, a luoie- spoousful aday. For a Cow, 1 teaspoonful twice a woek ; when slek, twice aday. The same mr nogs, j-cr i"ouitry mix with leed. tST-TillSlinwder Unrenure.1 iflrtijtrilnA otllir laie l)r l o. Wilson, and is Hie cemilne : a"'!'.1 "wuers ol uboie named Animals should ivoinria.il 0Pi7,8!)li A DILEMMA. I fain would limpid lines attune Unto tho climbing crescent moon; Hail her as "Luna calm, serene," And euloglie her "silvery sheonj" I might the "silent stars" exalt 'J With comments upon heaven's vault: Hut when I como to think It o'er, It's aVTbeen dona so well before. To sylvan and sequestered haunts I might repair and tuno my chants To mountain, fountain, rock or rill, jl 3 To dale and vale, to brook and MIL J ' I might sine of the rose's blush, Or praise tho linnet and the thrush; Yea, that I would, but what a bore . It's all been done $o well before. it I might become a misanthrope, Forego the charms of joy and hopev Assume a pesslmlstlo pose, Compare life to a withered rose. , , With morbid cynicism sigh i And all tho charms of life deny; j But think of the dyspeptic corps ii It's all been done so well before. . Of Cupid I might sing anew; Dut rhymes for "love" are, oh, so few; And ev'ry Strephon nowadays To his own Phyllis tunes his lays. Reside all bards, the worst and best. Have their Ideas of love expressed. Oh, grant me. Muses, I Implore A subject never used before! Harry B. Smith In America. GRAM Onco and it vas upon a time, of course. thero lived a king who had one daughter and two sons. The king did not heliove in the education of girls, but for the instruction of the princess he had ono professor-iu-chief, wfth a staff of one who was called a tutor. The professor-in-chief took for his sharo of the pupils the bright Prince Quickly, who learned everything by reading it over onco. Tho tutor, however, was compelled to teach Princo Slowboy, who was too tired to study, and did not want to Btudy, aud saw no use in studying, and could not remember any way, so therol Tho very much younger than tho professor-ln-chlef, the tutor, was tho wiser of tho two; and yet the wisest man in the world cannot teach a youngster who will not learn. I know, for I have tried it. Becauso Princo Slowboy would not learn, both tho king and tho prof essor-in-chief constantly found fault with tho tutor, as if ho were to blamel The poor young man was in tho palaco garden one day moaning over his sad lot, when he bethought him of something his old nurso had taught him, of which ho was to mako use only when in great trouble. So tho Tutor did as his old nurso had told him. Ho picked a leaf of tansy and a black and yellow pansy, and ho found a four leaf clover underneath a maple tree, and with these three in his right hand lie knocked with nil his might and main upon tha hollow oak where dwelt tho Busy Bee. Tho Busy Bee was a fairy, who camo out immediately upon tho application of this charm and sang: I come nt the call of tho symbols throe, What does the tutor want with mef Now, though tho tutor was a very bright young man lie had novor beforoJ this found any itso for poetry, and not a rhyme camo into his head. In plain; and vigorous prose, therefore, he told! his woes. "I am set to teach Princo Slowboy, who is always too tired to study, and does not want to study, and sees no good in studying, and cannot remember any way, bo thero! I work hard, and I think know as much as tho profo3sor-in-chlef ; but he teaches Princo Quickly, who learns everything by reading it over once. So he gets all tho praiso and I get all tho blame." Tho Busy Beo was very indignant and sang: 1 10 upon the lazy wight I Rub the books upon his head Leaf by leaf, from left to right j Thus our fairy books are read. Then she flew back into the hollow oak. Tho tutor considered this decidedly ri diculous advice; but that very afternoon Prince Slowboy was so provokingly stu pid over his geography lesson that really nothing remained untried oxcopt tho niry charm. So the tutor solemnly and carefully rubbed tho threo pages of that day's lesson over tho princo's head from left to right, the boy meanwhile looking somewhat frightened and astonished, as was natural, to be sure. Then the tutor began his questions again, and found to his delight that Princo Slowjioy had a perfecHesson. IIo knew all tho capitals and principal cities, aud could bound everything and tell its products. Progress was easy and pleasant from that moment. Latin, history, arithmetic, grammar it was all play to Prince Slow boy now. Four timos tho ordinary les sons wero learned in wonderfully short time. Newspapers wero read, and a vast amount of general information was picked up from tho magazines, all hi this expeditious manner. Small wonder that when the king next came to examine his two sons he found Prince Slowboy as much in advance of his brother as he had beforo lieen behind liim. The chagrin and astonishment of tho professor-in-ohief can hardly bo iraagindd. IIo re doubled his efforts, and still the tutor s marvelous pupil grew rapidly wiser than his own. At length ho decided to be present, un seen, ntono of Prince Slowboy's recita tions, that no might gain somo insight into tho now methods which had been so strangely successful. Thus ho learned the fairy charm, and hurried off in great gleo to tell tho king about it. "Aud now, your majesty, said ho, with a chucklo, "let us bring that young poda goguo to contusion. Allow mo to use his charm most vigorously upon Princo Quickly for a few hours, and then call the boys up for examination, when wo havo oxposed tho tutor wo may well dis miss him, as I shall then bo nblo myself to caro for tho two. Tho king did not quite liko it, but he agreed to tho programme of tho professor- in-clnetyanil In a few hours sent for the boys ami their teachers, as ho often did, to test their progress. It was to bo ob served that tho professor-in-chief was very warm, aud appeared fatigued, his arms hanging quito limp, while Prince Quiekly'a hair was in a shockingly con' A word used In college to express hard study for the sole nurrjObO or pobsmg au -uumuatlon. fused state, mid his books wiuly crumpled, Both, however, seemed confident and pleased, Then the kiug began to ask questions. But what had happened? Prince Slow boy replied more readily than over be foro, but Princo Quickly appeared to havo forgotten everything! IIo could not declino mensa, ho could not parso common noun, ho could not give the multiplication of tens, he did not know where London is. lie wijs In nn alarm' Inir state of ignorance, t "What have you dona to him?" cried tho king in a fury, and dismissed tho professor-in-chlff on the spot, while the tutor was promoted to his place with daublfi palaver ""What did I do, to bo sure?" muttered tho old man, as he crept nway. "And why did not tho charm work as well in ray hands as in his?-' After long thought the truth suddonly flashed upon him. IIo had rubbed in the wrong direction. Rub bing from right to left had roversod tho charm, and had drawn out of poor Princo Quickly's brain all the learning it had ever contained. Having come to this opinion, ho did not despair, but watched his chanco. Tho education of tho princes, under tho new professor-in-ohlef, went on charmingly, of course. Princo Slowboy had gained Bttch a start, through tho blundering application of the charm to his brother's head, that ho always kept a littlo in advance of him, though both wero becoming veritablo sages. Tile king was so well satisfied that for some weeks ho had not examined tho boys at all. Such was the condition of affairs when tho princes, nfter a long ramblo in tho woods, ono hot day, lay down and fell sound asleep. Thoy wero all alone. Not quite alouo, however. Soon, from bo hind a largo tree trunk peeped a groat pair of spectacles, and behind them tho sparkling oyes of tho old professor-in-chief. On his back he carried an enor mous bundlo of books. Theso unfasteu ing, ho sat down back of tho two boys as they lay on tho ground, and softly and noiselessly, with wonderful swift ness and patience, rubbed pago after page and volumo after volume over tho heads of both princes, and in the wrong direction. This done, with a chucklo ho gathered up his books and set off to the king's palace. "Your majesty," said lie to tho king, when ndmitted after somo difficulty,- "I fear you aro mistaken in regard to tho ability of tho young man who occupies at present tho position of professor-in-chlef. His methods aro questionable; his results are therefore questionable. May I inquire how recently you havo examined tho princes?" And when the king confessed that it was now somo weeks sinco ho had in quired into their progress tho old man continued: "Then I adviso.you to investigate the matter at onco. Call tho young man and his pupils, and if everything is well 1 will be off and never trouble you again." Tho king thought this a very easy and roasonahlo way of getting rid of the old gentleman", and so ho sent for tho now professor-in-chief and for tho princes, who had just returned, and proceeded at once to ask questions. Well, the result may bo conjectured. Every trace of knowledge seemed to havo vanished from the boys' minds. Indeed, they could scarcely read. Star tled nioro and moro, tho king plied them witlr every imaginable question. To their own grief as well as his, they found themselves absolutely ignorant. "Leave tho palace!" shouted tho king to their dismayed teacher. "And, my good sir, bo pleased to resume your former- position as professor-in-chief, and seo what y'ou can do for my poor sons, if their minds aro not utterly ruined." Wjl'Your majesty," said the old gentle man, "I will accept my former position on condition that this young man be re tained in your employment, and bo giv en equal honor with myself. Wo may both bo'called professors, and thero need bo no professor-in-chief. I havo learned to admire his ability, and regret my un fairness in forcing him to teach only the moro stupid of your sons. We havo both been using magic, and I propose wo lay it aside from this moment, and proceed on old fashioned principles." "I agree, my dear sir," cordially as sented tlio former tutor, "for I fear that this magio learning is un trust worthy. To be sure, it comes quickly, but it van ishes as easily, I perceive. We have now an opportunity to mako a fresh and fair start with tlio princes, for their knowledge is equal, since now they both know nothing. I promise your majesty that though their future progress may bo slower than the past, it will bo more certain and satisfactory. With this tho two Vrot"essors,i the young ono aud tho old, retired from the king s presence to consult and form plans together for thooducationof tho princes. Having the raro opportunity of begin ning again at tlio start after so much ex perience with tho samo boys, thoy thought that something wonderful should bo accomplished in tho teacher s art. And so it was; for tho harmonious and wiso plans of tho two professors, work ing slowly but surely for many yearp. gave tho world two princes whoso mar velous intelligence and wisdom wero the wonder, not only of tho kingdom over which they camo to reign jointly, but of all men. Ono word to my lazy readers and I am dono. Doubtless tho fairy charm of which I havo told you may appear so tempting on tho occasion of your next hard lesson that you will wish to try it on yourself, undismayed by Us sad re suits in tho caso of the princes. But do not venture. For everything depends on moving tho book from left to right, hut whether it is from left to right of tho book, or from the left to the right of tho scholar or of the teacher, I never could learn. Therefore, in ignorantly operating on yourselves, you might draw from your heads all you already know, and that would bo a pity. Amos It. Wells in The Independent. A peach grower at Marshall vi lie, Qa., obtained n clear profit of 1,000 on one carload of peaches shipped to New York, FASHIONS FOR MEN Tho strict rules of outing attiro pre clude tho wearing of tho sash with a starched shirt. Tho slzo of tho scarfs will bo in no wiso diminished. Tho hugo puiT scarfs will bo moro popular than in tho early spring. The signs wouUi indicato that tho dark backgrounds In scarfing will predomi nate to a greater extent than last season. Tho extra wide Ascot will enjoy the popularity presaged by tho success it has had this season in tho light weight tex tures. The wearing of suspenders when the sash is assumed is tabooed as illustrating a? lack of confidence verging on tho humoresque. Waist belts aro sometimes worn under tho sasliea to clvo an additional assur ance and to securqa looser and less bind ing effect of the sash. The lino of tho fall styles of neckwear will ba geuerally quieter, so far as color and pattern ia concerned, than tho scarf- ings at present mo vogue. Tho Windsor tie, either tied in a but terfly bow or folded without being press ed aud tied in cravat form loosely, is the particularly "propuli capah" with a neglige bbirt. MONKEYING. WITH A BABOON. A Hard Slugger nf St. Ixmla (lets Knocked Out In Ouo Hound. In tho old St. Louis museum wo had, among other attractions, a baboon called Dick. Ho was a scud chunk of a fellow, good tempered, nnd a creat favorite. He had ono pecul iarity, though, which wo had to cater to. Ho took short naps twice a day, and if nrousod before his time ho was ns ugly as sin nil tho rost of tho day. Wo had him dressod up nsa littlo boy, and when tho time enmo to tako Is nap'I.o crept into nu old fashioned cradle. and the fat woman generally rooked him to Meop. l uat vory thing was quite a draw, and plenty of people came in sololy to sea tho baboon rocked off to slumber. One day, soon after Dick had closed his eyes, a half drunken chap entered tho placo and created considerable disturbance. IIo wont by tho name of Awful Peto, and was a hard slugger. I tried to reason with him and get him out, but ho unfortunately caught sight of tho sleeping baboon nnd at oneo de manded that tho animal be arousod and put through his tricks. I sought to explain, but he wouldn't have it, raying: "i paid to see the ban, and rin come to seo him or bust the b'ilorl" "But If you wake him up ho'U fight," ' "Then I'll wring his neck I" Beforo I could stop him ho dodeed undor tho ropo and lifted Dick out ot the cradle. Tho animal woko up and took In the situation hi about tho tenth part of a second, and tlicn ho fastened his hands Into Pete's hair, got a grip with his toetl. on the slugger's nose, and wo had a museum, menagerie aud clrcuscom- Lined for tho next flvo minutes. Fete roared, and woopod, and pranced around in pain and terror, and tho bnb pulled handf uls of hair from bis head, and bit aud scratched like a wildcat, w ben wo anally trot him oil that slugger was a sight to bsnold, and had to lie taken to the hospital e.w once. Two hours nfter he had had his wout.ds dressed I went in to seo him, and as soua as I spoko to him lie began crying and asked: "Was It a baboon which did thisl" "Yes." "Big as a Hon!" "Oh, no. Ho weighs nbout twenty-six pounds. Why do you woep?" "Hadn't I orter weop!" ho savagely de manded, as tbe tears came nf rosh. "I've had thirteen tights and knocked ray man out evory time, and now to bo downed by a weazen faced monkey in ono round has broke mo nil up." New York Ban. Tcni.yRon'g Vr'io Words. At tho risk of provokias a smilo at our simplicity, wo will relate that long years ngo, when we thought that great men, If they speak at all,' always Bpealt words of wisdom, we rollowea Tonuyson, who was accompanied by a lady and two children, nTiout the South Kensington museum for two hours and a half, hoping that, he would speak. At last ho made signs ns if ho wore nbout to do so. Hoping to hear somo criticism of a painting wo listened intently, nnd theso memorable words fell from the llns of England's noot laureate: "You tako care of tho children jvhllo I go and get some beer." Dr. J. 1L liuckley In Christian Advocate. The Dangers of ConnpteunuBi.eis. Engaging William Seo me smilln', Claudel Bunco Claude Yesj hear mo chucklhi'l Engaging William I does. Both (together) Ain't dnt a soft snap to workl Wo know th' whole story t' begin with. Judge. Quickly Sllcncetl. First Old Lady Conductor, ralso this win dow; I shall smother to death 1 Second Ditto Conductor, lower this win dow, or IU freeze to death! . First 0. u (again) Conductor, will you ralso Irate Passenger (Interrupting) Conductor, hoist that window and freeze ono of thoso old women to death; then lower It and smother tho other ono I Silence In tho cor. Washington Capital. A Itaro Scold. 'Augustus," said Mrs. Henpeck severoly, "I seo a woman down In Now Jersey has been convicted of being a common scold. I should liko to seo any brute of a man try that on me!" "But you are no common scold, Maria," responded Mr, Henpeck, with -a sigh. And Mrs. Henpeck is still wondering what he meant. Life. One Wny Open, Wlfo (weeping) I haven't ha4 a new dress for a year, und (boo-hoo) you're a mean old thing, so there 1 Husband 'But, my dear, don't blarao mo. This is tbe dull season in business. Wife Well, why don't you foil, then! Cloak apd Suit Review. Tbe American note! Syntc.u, -Proprietor (averago hotel) Very sorry sir, but you will havo to leave this bouse at once. Quest Qoodnossmel What havo I done) Proprietor (solemnly) You said somethln to a waiter which has displeased the cook. Now York Weekly. The Instantaneous Photographer. He's the sort of person I rate as an embryonic pirate, as ho ever seems to gyrato From tbe mountains to the Bea: He's the baao of timid lovers, as for days he near them hovers, till their presence he discovers. Then he laughs in ghoulish glee. For he thinks It very funny watching them ex tracting honey. Up from Up, and ero they're dono he Snaps tho shutter on the pair: This the object of his ruse U, and the kiss he re produces, although it no earthly use Is, As ho doubtless is aware. And you never can evade him; to reform, you can't persuade him, tlU In tha grave they've laia mm. Underneath the wUIow trees: Dut you'U nnd him with his small ways, on the street or la ino Hallways, nice a niepco.nan.ac. always Taking everything ho sees. If you threaten to expose him you are foolish, for It shows blm you're afraid of him, which throws bun Into flu ot scornful laughter: Thus his shamolessneui he shows, you're quick to .realize be knows you're Doiina to silence, rorez posuro Is the very thing he's after Though it may bo long delayed, he wUi some time meet tbe lady be win love, nut I'm arraia ne Will have reason to bo sad. If she feels toward him as I did, when as neighbors we resided, be'U receive the most decided Negative he ever had. ' F, H. Curtlss In New York Sun. Itecent importations contain in their number a bar pin set with eight upright rows of diamonds varying in size each way from tho center. Jewelers Review, A" dentist in York, Pa., extracted a lady's thirty-two teeth all she had at a single sitting. Bolivia has ono of tho most interesting exhibits at Paris. It is u practical and natural slzo model of o lead mine a famous ono out of which many largo fortunes havo been made. The entrance to it is through a special pavilion, orcct- cd by tho Bolivian goverarneu:. THE ARIZONA KICKER. A Few Trenchant Remarks from nn E- teonicd Contain pnniry. Painful Accident. Together with about twenty other gentlemen, wo wero sitting In front of tbe Crook house last Tuesday even ing when tho, Tucson stngo suddenly drove up, having unexpectedly arrived fifteen min utes ahead of tlmo. Ono of the outsidA pas sengers had tho appearance of a detective, and thero was a sudden scatterntlou of loung ers. It was laughablo to seo CoL Jones, Mai. Wlekhnm, Judge I'orduo, IVofessor Wissnnd Others tumblo over each other as they hroko for tho sage brush. An unfortunate accident occurred In this connection. The Hon. Timothy Sliooks, latfe of Indiana, probably lieliovuig Mint ho bad been sent for for barn uurniug, or horse steal ing, fell over n bench In his hurry to absqoud and broke bis left leg, mid It will probably lie two mouths beforo ho will bo ahla tn lianlimit again. A rossniLE Mistake. Col. ICeho Jones, who was pulled up to a limb by tho hoys the other night as a warning that no snide games will Ira allowed In any gambling bouse i a th Is bailiwick, has called at Tho Kickei oMco to protest that wo wero mlstakon hi tho way wo sized him up In our local columns. Ho showed us lottors of recommendation from prominent parties In Washington, Philadelphia aud Now York, and ho exhibited tho Testament given him by his niothor twenty-throe years ago and worn over his heart over since. Wo may possibly havo bcon mistaken in writing tho gentleman up as a forger, em bezzler, bigamist and escaped convict, nnd in encouraging tho boys to pull his neck as a warning. If so, we aro vory sorry. I ho only way ho can satisfy us of his Integrity is to frown upon anything liko a skin gnrao in his establishment in future. Sole Aqent. We bnvo been appointed solo agent in this town for tho KentuckyJ Hemp company, limited, and will bo theoulyq ono unnunng uieir famous "xso. t" ropo. This ropo, as most ot our readers aro awaro, Is made for and exclusively upvl as neckties for bad men. It will stand the greatest strain, run easier, fit tighter, and glvo more general satisfaction than any other hanging ropo In tho market No matter what sort of a neck a man ba?, this rope settles to the right spot ot onco. Wo sell It in twenty foot lengths at $3 per length, ami where moro Is wanted tho price will po niado satisfactory Givo us a call beforo purchasing elsewhere. There Is One.-Iii auswer to "Correspond ent" last wook, who asked If there was a railroad lino running through this town, wo replied that If such a line existed we had never hoard of It in the two yearsof onrstay Wo now deslro to inform him that thero Is n line a branch of tho U. I. road nnd that It runs two trains per day mid gives excellent service ' Tho manager of tho line, Mr. Ben Davis, xillod at our ofllco yesterday and handed us au annual pass over the lino, and wo tako pleasure in saying that tho cars aro of tha best mako, the faro reasonable aud that tho lino has done much to build up our town. Not Yet. Wo havo often been nsked why wo did not establish a Dally Kicker, and many Individuals havo promised us their hearty support. In tho first placo wo aro now running under ono roof a groat weekly newspaper, a harness shop,- a grocery, a feed store and a great boot and shoe house, and we haven't much spare tlmo, and in the second place when we havo any money to throw away wo'll do It by establishing a school of philosophy for Indians. We've got a good thing as it is, and wo don't sigh for tho whole earth. Detroit Free Frets. lie Grts There nt Lust. Old Bwineford Soo herp, my young man, why don't you get up and give one of those ladles a seat! District Telegraph Boy (outraged) Holy smokol Why don't you git up an' glvo both of 'em seats P-Muusey's weekly. A Knock Out Illow. Just abovo tho hotel thero is a bootblack's stand presided oyer by un Italian. On tha first day of his arrival, a mouth ago, a Pcmi sylvanlau took the chair for a shine, and In paying his dime and making change thero n as some mistake and a dispute as to flvo cents. "I no helpa no helpal" protested, tho Ital ian, with many a shrug. "Do you mean to swindlo mo out of that nickel f" "1 no helpal" "Hand over that nickol or I will tako an awful revenge!" "No helpa no helpa." Tho man liad throe friends at tho hotel. ' Ho told them tho story and they started up town together. "Soo hero, old Italy, let's "figure n bit," said tho mokestnan as tl.ev halted at the rstand. "Here. are four of us. That's an average of at least five shines a day for tho forty days wo shall be hero. Two hundred Bhiiies at ten cents apleoo figures up just S'JO. You beat us out of a nickel and lost a saw buck. How much aro you ahead!" And tho Italian stood thero with his mouth open and his hair crawling up on end, and all bo could say waai "Wheef I Dat was one bossa on me, ehl" Detroit Freo Press. , lie Could Afford It. Mrs. Youngwlf e John, dear, I want a new dress. Mr. Younghusbaud I 'can't afford it at present, my dear I've got to get n new suit for myself, Mrs. Y. You're a mean thing, so therel You get a now suit for yourself, but none for me. Mr. Y 1 can't afford both at onco and my business requires that I should dress well, and Mrs. Y, Yes, you dross well There's Mr. Jones, our neighbor; yon dross much better than he does and he's In business, too. Mr. Y Ah I my dear, but he's a rich man and can afford to go shabby. Boston Courier. Didn't Wnut the liiporluient Tried. Nearsighted Man tat dime museum, closely examining mummy) May I ask Proprietor of Museum (hastily producing n revolver) Got outside that railing, sir! I'll ihoot the first man that tries any of that darned Frenchman's elixir on that mummy I Chicago Tribune With evening dress, of courgo, the sash may be worn. With the sack droaa coat colors aro punnlanablu, but n black Oum berbund is considered the best form when the ewallowtail in douiu'd. Boioral now Parisian bowB aro bid diux for favor at pris'-'iit The fact that tbe buoklo lx however, is a Yankee oreation, and ata juet about run its course, uoems to have been forgotten by tho Importers. - That there v .1! I y number of Teck ond puff Hcuif;, hold, h iwover, when the bowildei iua numU'i- of novel and beau tiful stvlta uliK-li will l put on tbe market is considered, goe without say lug, Clothier and tuxnUher. The Carbon Advocate An tieimritNDKNT Family rlRWsr-Ar-KU Pub, Ilshed every Saturday In bchlghton, Carbon County, Pennsylvania, by H-arrv V. Mortliiinex Jr. HANK STUKKT. 61 00 For Year in Advanoo 1 ltest advertising medium In the county. Kvery description of Plain and Fancy JOB PRINTING trery lw price. We do not hesitate to sa that we are better emipped than any othery printing establishment In this section to do Orst-elass Job-work, In all its branches, nt low prices. Brlght'a Disease. A Ten.Tnnr-nid I 1:11(1 Raved Aftor th Pitilure or l our rU) liiiuis. Str Utile idrl, ten jvnr of Mm, wwi taken siok in Itsreh. IS., willi w-H'rt '-Tor. Vhen rocoTorln? sho took & wwrn eiiM. v.ilrli tlorelopod Bright's lllseara of the Klilm ya. ilur inkle, foot and eyes were terribly RwolltMi . she lind n burning f orcr, and slltlu Rrmriv'tni) of sn awr.-.vAtcd caao of Jlrlffht's DtarAe". Fnnref our bout pl.yilelaua attendod her, butw.thnut futci'Mtii, and Har Lifo was Daspairod of. IhiC A mother' love aiul prayrrs surmount sli duUk cultlOR.ftnl IuUfrmiuivl t& try Dr. DarU Kcnnedy'l Favurlto rtemrdr, initio at Rni tout. If. Y, This ynt blast usnrt.aiul I hoped, aUlioufth mr littlo dauglr ler's cn'-o va a a cry Hovcre one, that the Taytjrlts Itemed) wouM f,r hr wliat it hod dono for other whose condition Uul not tea, Bncmlnfflr, cs hope, lias. Hi", li-rrv t n "i fiat I deHamlnod upon this oourRo f ,r an iini-rormcr-t vasatoncetiei'ccptrbla. Thefovorlofi lu r lirrnri-Ptltohnj'rovcd skofr&ined six pounds ui a Fi'icrt time. n:itl one by ono tho well known a.iddrMn5odayi..;it of thodlsc&soicft he. V&rdfnU toospri aa mj-f 'Itttdo, and I cannot too earnestly rveomjnnid tho rworite ltomsly, It was A MARVELOUS RECOVERY. nd Is dno cr.Or Iv t,i tlip "rivorltn Keroody, which tho only r.ci, mo token after her caso waj abuiilonad by the pLd, mm iniraA ii. nn, ,i. wet jiMianJ, vermontl (iU(hona and mi. ,ikt cnu'iilalnta c-JRen jilLO. tk.'Ui aecmt u i t t!ie te, dane-erpMS eha. op me vimouR onnuix. uml nil Hie vein with Imrs a mii un in, i s ui ruru n-aoruers. torn . nil tiiovelnai-flth purs aau uuuiuuua uigou. use m. uttvtd Kennedys Dr, Kennedy's Favorite Reniedy. IHt. flAVlH KI5NNKOY, ItONUOUT, N. Y. UrD0H'e BUfortli. Djr all druKgttts. Ouost I want a ropo lire escape placed In my room. Call Boy Yes, sir; I'll brine up jour bill. Thoso who have a chanco to Bf capo with their lives nav tliMr bills In .id. fanee. 100 I.iullos Wanted. And 100 men to cull at druce-isls. for n free, package of I.ano's Family Medicine, me ureiit root aim i.uru rcmciiy discoveerd by Dr Silas Jine while in the Kocky moun tiii.liis. For diseases of the blood, liver and kidneys it is a positive cure. For constipa tlmi ami clearing up the complexion it does wonders. Children like it. Everyone praises it. Lurge-siro package, 60 cents. At all druggists'.. Salan at tho portcullis Who aro vou? Lo't Soul In tho other world 1 was a fe male novelist of tho erotic school. Salan (Jo to. It's hotcnouch down hero already. I'Olt TIII3 iO()I) OF OT1IEUS. I U-fint ti mnlra tmrt.tr,, ,l.n !.. ,!. T - '- ..iiuti.i ,,ic nil,, limb X suli'ered (rum a U'aililerand Kidney trouble, Slid that I was cured by Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite ltemedy made nt Kondout, N. Y., -mid I look forward to spending the balance nf inv life fl'pn fmrn fnWnt-rt n.,.l l.AnHl - - - ...... .v.u.i.b i.ii.i a uvui I grateful for tlio inodiclno which aflords me e" 1'iuuraiiin prospect. Jiev.o.u, unandler, Lebanon Springs, N, Y. Bascom Don't you feel as If It was rather tlsky to send Jonas to coIIors, Back lot? Ilacklot Not a intto. Jonas has got loo much common sense Tor edikation to hint him, urocir. Till, iP-lllelllnl, fl, Int.ry 1 lnnnt..,. ! rul sickness lorob.nt health murks an epoch in lliu life of the individual. Hueh a remarkable , , ...''' " .' .'" '."" "-ntJiy uuu agency jvlicrebyilicgood health has been attained is c-l-lltpflll V Illieispir ll(nin .1 fe thf on t f - - - ; y.-rf ......... ... . .iui ,-,nu;ii ia ueai u in pra.se ot isietr.e Hitters. So many feel I bey owe their lesturatlon to health to the use of the (ireat Alterative and Tonic. If you aro troubled with any disease ot Kidneys, Liver or stomach, or long or blinrtstamlingyou will sure ly find relief by use ot Electric Hitters. Bold at . wivi i-ri iHituo iu k elicit ft urugsioro. Postcss (about fifty years old) No the of The Cycle Jlagazino does not speak very favoraVJy of mv work, but ho refers to mo as a "voting poetess,"' and there's a good deal of consolation in that. It Is ITacless for emig ladies who aro troubled with I'riH'klet, niinjilev, mull, and tan and a bad' sKiii generally to uto liquid paints or dry powders, lor thoy only make the skin look wolt for the time being. To have a good complexion you must have i.tire blood. Use Sulphur Hitters ai.d youa skin will be pure Hiul emploxion r.y. Farmer's liov (Illinois) PonlDonlthe prtdra wolves are killing tho stock ag'ln. II here's tho gmi? Old Farmer (sadly) Sly son. It's ag'Iu the law to shoot cuns In the city llmils. We're In Chicago now. JJKWH AHOUTTOWN. It is the current report about town that Kemp's Itnba'm for the throat and lungs is tnakimj some romnrkublo cures with neople who aro .troubled with coughs, sore throat," Asthma llroncbilis and Consumption. Any .Irngguti will give vou a ttial bottle fred of oust, 'it is guaranteed to relievo and cure, the laigo linUlm ni'er.Oeniid $1. A factory for tho manufacture of "hoito millinery" Is being erected In Pit's ton. a KI-'l'MUTS OI'' MODKltN MFK. Kmincnt authorities unanimously agree that the high pressure methods of modern lile aro ri.pidle making us i race of helpless invallilH Mibjcct to all manners of nervous affci'tious, headache, insanity, dizziness neu ralgia, bftikatlie, hystetiu, nervous troube nf tho heiirt, stomach, kidneys, pain eta Indies and gentleman who arc thus nfUicted or who aie compelled to keep late hours do niiii li mental or physical work, who "worry or fret about business or domestic troubles, should leiufiulier that no other remedy in the world will so speedily cure these d'.i Htes, remove worry mid the bines, induce traimuil sleep, relieve pain, or build up the brain and nervous systems, us Dr. Miles' freat ilimoycry, (be l?et.tor,itiye Nervine, t inntains no opium or morphine. Trial bottles free at Iljery & Thomas's drugstore. The Pcnn Iron company after thirteen weeks' suspension havo resumed, employ ing, 280 hands. , fA UOOl) AI'I'Kl'ITK Is essential to good health; but at this sea-. 1,011 It is oftenlott, owing to the poverty or Impurity of the blood, derangements 5f tho dipt. stive organs nnd the weakening effect of the changing senwn. llood'sSarsaparilla is a wonderful medicine for creating an ap petite, toning the digestion, and giving atmigth to the whole system, Now is the time tn take it. lie sure to get Hood's Sura partita. The bell In'tbo steeple of the Union church at-Jloycrtown Is 120 years old, and was mug last week for tbe first time in 10 years. German miners havo won. The best diamond cutter makesfOO per week. M'llDliN iijsatii. The papers ate full of sudden deaths. If yon havedjokiiiH seiiSAtion,iluttering,pain or tonderness in chest faint easily, take Dr. Mile' New Cure for the Heart, aud so ea--ape death us did Henry Brown, druggist of Cleveland, Ohio. Sold by Bh-ry & Thomas, druggist
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