persons who inspect the very large stock nnd fashionable assort ment of Roods we always carry candidly admit that in ' Worsteds, Cassinieres, Corkscrews, Olieriots, &c., &c., f seasonable'weights and styles wc lead all competition, while at tlic same time it is an acknowledged fact that in workman ship, style, quality and price Clauss cO Bro., stand nt the head. " It can't be helped !" As the leading merchant tailors of this'section we have earned a reputation which we will sustaia during the season now advancing by making up suits or parts of suits in the latest styles, most substantial manner and at prices that will astonish buyers. We want you to call and inspect the largestock ' of Spring Suitings t T- j 1 t i , n i l anu raniaioonmgs just rcceivea, ueiore you purcnase oise where. You will be pleased with styles and prices, Bi H&Ges, llMies For Gents', Ladies, Youths and at the lowest prices, l ou are bound to be pleased. OUR GENTS' FURNISHING DEPARTMENT Is complete in every particular. Clauss Bros., The Tailors, -IS HEADQUARTERS FOR- GENERAL HARDWARE, Paints, m ALT, KINDS OF COAL, &a OPS. PUBLIC SQUARE, Bank Street, Leliiglitoii, Pa PLAIN AND FANCY Bill Heads Note Heads ' Letter Heads Statements Envelopes, Programmes' Price Lists, New presses, new type and excellent facilities enable us to do .all kinds of Job Work, in the best style, ant exd taraordinary off prices. Mail orders receive immediate attention. "CAMS A1IY0CMF JOB BOOMS, Bank Street, Lehigliton, Pa. Closing Out at Cost. Big Bargains for You. On account of rapidly tailing health the undersigned will close out at sacrifice prices his large stock of GentsJ.adies&Ghildrens Shoes The goods are new, no shoddies or seconds, and people who wisely take advantage of this great closing out sale will secure wonderful bargains in the shape of good goods at low prices. Don't Fail to Call. BANK STREET LEEIGHTON. PA. BOri'OSITE L. &-S. DEPOT,-gar BANK STREET, - - LEHIGHTON, Pa Has just opened an entire new lino of LADIES' FINE DRESS GOODS! Comprising all the very latest styles in White Goods, Sa teeiiR, Prints, Ginghams, MarSBillBS, Seersuckers and Fancy Dress Patterns of (he very best qualities at exceed ing low prices. Groceries, Provisions, Crockery ware,Glassware, Wood and Willowware of the best makes at low figures. Cloths Cassimers, Hats, Boots, Shoes and Heady lnade Clothing in great variety and at prices within the reach of all purchasers prices fully as low as the same goods can be bought for at any other general store in this vicinity. Carpets, Oil-cloths, Lamps arid Fixtures in great variety and of best quality at Rock Bottom Prices. Best quality of Flour and Feed at prices fully as low as the same articles can be purchased elsewhere. - A car load of coarse salt has just been received the price nas been marked down to the very lowest notch. All goods of the very best quality and aro being sold at prices equally as low as the same goods can bought at any general store m this sccUon. Call and be convinced, Iiespectlully, July23-871y AMOS REIGEL. Children. Only the best makes Blanks of all Kinds Wedding Stationer Business Cards, Shippin01 Tags Sale Bills Ball Tickets, Circulars'. &c. H yip LEWIS WEISS, Alleged American Fun. a rAiiunc. "I don't sco what Is tlio matter with my eon Hcnrv," said a merchant. "I've douo uiy host to help lilm along." 'What's thomattor; Isn't ho doing well?' "I should tay not. Ho has raado an en tire falluro In business." nowf" "By tailing to fall." Tcnaweck "Sir, I wish to marry your daughter." GrnH father "Jy daugh ter, young man, will conllnuo under tho parental roof." Tenawcek ''No objec tion will bo raised to that, sir." It would take you fifty years to reach the planet Venus, oven If you should travel at the rate of sixty miles an hour, Ucggary has been reduced to" an art as well as a profession In Koine. In a recent caso beforo the pollco an old man admitted that ho had as many as fifty lies In dally use. Bhlloh's Catarrh Remedy. Shiloli's Catarrh Hcmetly. a marvelous euro for catarrh, dljihtheria canker mouth, and licnd-ache. With each bottle there is an ingenious nasal injector for the more successful treatment of thoso complaints without extra charge. Trico 50 c. Isold by T. D. Thomas Lchighton, W. Ulcry, Weibs- jiori. Causo arid Effect. "What's the mat tci?" the school-mistress asked. "Hack's sore, ma'am." "What mado it sore?" "Pop pounded his thumb with tho hatchet' this morula', and I laughed." An Inviirlnlilo Sign, Swelling of tho ankles or feet when not duo to rchumatlsm, Prof. DcCosta says, is always caused by a weak or diseased heart. So is shortness of breath, pain or uneasiness when lying on tho left side, smothering spells. Tho only cure is Dr. Miles' Now Uire. bolu at Uicry's and Thomas. At Wyoming, near Scranton, a shaft Is being sunk through quicksand by the pneu matic process. Wo have a speedy and positivo euro for I'uiurru, iuiuuieria, can kit lnouiii, and iiv.iii-.uiit:, ouiiuu h ciiiarrn reuieuv, j N.i!il iniorfn.. froA will. nnnl. l.ni.ln" IT.m it if you desire health and sweet breath Price CO cents. Sold by T. 1). Thomas Lchighton, W. Jlicry AVeissnort. Bobby, knowing whereof ho speaks, calls the thrco feet of trunk strap hanging behind the kitchen door his father's tan yard. Consumption Surely Cured ToTimEniTon Please inform vourread era that I have a positive remnilv fur th. abovo named disease. By its timely use thousands of hopeless cases have been per manently cured. I shall bo chid to send two bottles of my remedy frco to any of your readers who liavo consumption if they will send mo their express and postofficc auurcss. iiespectniny, x. a. Sloeuin, 31. 1)., 1QI Tl., - ... "V... -V-l. ' Threo Johnstown men havo started out with a panorama descriptive of the hor ors of tho flood. Vorccil to Leuvo Ilmno. Over CO people were forced tolcavo theii homes yesterday to call for a frco trial pack ago Qf Lane's Family Medicine. If youi blood Is bad, your liyer and kidneys out of order, if you aro constipated and have heat: Jiphn nnd nn nnsirrlillv nnmnlnvinn f., to call on any druggist to-day for a free sample of this grand remedy. The ladies praise it. 'Everyone likes it. Largo sized pacKugo ou rents. John Deck, of Meckvlllc, .Lebanon county, raised a timothy stalk wlilch meas- uicd 5 feet 2 inches. Itrlglit' Disease Lost its Victim. Under date of July 18th, 18SS, Mrs. Laura Kempton, of West Rutland, Vermont, writes: "Wo aro certain that only for Dr. David Kennedy's Favprito Remedy, of Roudout, N. Y., our little ten-year-old daughter would hare been dead from B right's Disease. Wo had tried in vain other means, but the Favorite Remedy came just in timo to saye her lire." Tho former employes of tho Reading Iron Company are returning to work in largo numbers. llUCKIiKN'S AlCNJCA SAliVJl. Tho HliST Salvo In the world for cuts, bruise, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains corns and all skin eiui.tlons, and positively cures piles, or no pay reijulri'd. It Is jiuarnDtt-ed to cUo perfect satis ruction, or money l eiundi'tl. Price 25 cents per box. J'or sale by HHIIlilt druggist. The front ef tho new Osterhaut block In Wllksbarre is being built of white bricks. Oh, What a Cough. Will you heed the warning. The signal perhaiis of tho suro approach of that more terrible disease, Consumption. Ask your selves ityou can nlhird for tho sake of sav ing 50 cents, to run tho risk nnd do nothing for it. We know from exnerience that Shiloh'a Cure will cure your cough. It never fails. This explains why more than a Million llottles were sold tho past year It relieves croup, and whooping cough nt once. Mothers do not be without it. For lame back, side or chest, use Shiloh's Por ous Plaster. Sold by T. D. Thomas, Le nignton, v. isiery wcissport. It takes a masterstroke to smooth own rebellious school-boy. It l not Hint to always believo everything .i nerson tells you, but when you hear that tho best blood purifier is Sulphur Hitters, you can be lieve it, fur they cured me of a scveio case of blood polboning. Caugh in tho act an actor arrested on tho stage Their ltulneia Jtoomliig, Probably no one thing has caused such general revival ol trado at ltKHKlt'M Ding Htoreas their f.Vl'hiK anay toniitomers so many tree trial bot ! " of IT. Klnt ;'s Now Discovery tor Consilium Moii. Their trade Is stiiiplyeiioriiiousmtlilsverv valuable article trom the fact that It always cures and never disappoints. Coughs, Colds, Asthma, Ilronchltls, Croup, mid nil throat and lung tils' eases quickly fined. You can lest It before buy lug by getting a trl.il bottle free, largo sUo gl. Kvery bottle warranted. A colored man owns sixty houses and one of tho hotels at JUeniDhis. A peculiarity of Hood's Sarsaparilla is that while it purifies the blood, it imparts new vigor to every fuction of tho body. Garden and Forest quotes this simply method of testing the Quality of a pear: Write a name with pen and ink UDon the dry skin of the fruit. If the Ink is quickly absorbed, leaving clear, sharp lines, the quality of the fruit is good, if tho skin does not absorb the Ink nntpfrtv nn.) flm lltiita aro blotted, tho quality is inferior. Uon't M'hlp A hick Ilorte. Nw take Catha ratlc Pills when your bow els or liver aro sluggish. They are whips. Hut try once at least Miles' Nerve and Liver Pills. They act through tho nerves. Samples free at Biery & Thomas' drugstore. TIIE rillATU OF TUB DOAItD. She pid you give the waiter anything, love? He I didn't, My motto Is "Jioquart- A MODEL PRESS Will do all your own i nnung or earn money print log for others. Your boy can mn It Outfit-., wlthPrciwroetM. aiu, aau, san, or mnro, according to size flno M pood na nnothor. In uso til oyer tbo world. Full Information In ft boo: called Hoir tol'rlnt. Frco with samples ot Model prow work, upon up plication. Addrrtl: THE MODEL PRESS COMPANY, Llm'd, 612 Arch Streit, Phlladalphl Sco what Is said rtboui The Model Press. My Moilol Press ncltetUiid In three mouth over $200.00 T never had Instructions m printing bc I)i o, yet I set up nml printed 10,000 ilcposlttlckets on my Model Prest the day alter I received It. 1 havo mailo nioro than dotiblo what my Model Press cost mo tlicnrst to months. -Havo done about SS'jO.oo worth ol work on my No, 1 Model Pi ess. It beats all. After threo years' use 1 flndiry Model Iross as good as new. The Modftl Press Is well built p.nt.oiiBht to last nai a century. The Model Press Is fully equal (c, tho largest and costliest ma chines for fine Card nnd HENKltAI. HUStNKSS pi Inline. Any smart boy can turnout hundred of dollars wnrlli ot woik every year, oven with one of tbo smaller slies. Addresi. The Model Press Co., Ltd., 012 Arch Street. mayl2-jl riiii.Ai)Ei.i'iiiA, Ta. When I say Cunn I do not mean merely to stop them for a lime, and thon havo them ro. turn again. I JtlUN A KADICAL CUUE. 1 havo mado tho dlscaso ot PITS, EPILEPSY or FALLING SICKNESS, A llfo-long study. I WAnnANT my remedy to Cniir. tho worst cases, llccauso others havo tailed Is no reasonXor not now receiving a cure. Send at once lor a treatise and a Fnnn Hottlh of my Infai.liulf. IIkmedy. Giro Express and Post Olllco. It costs you nothing tor a tiial, nnd It will euro you. Address H.C. ROOT, M.C., J'83PeariSt.,NewY0I!K OF PURE GOD liUER OIL awb HYPOPKOSPHITES Almost as Palatabloas EV3iIk. o ' So dlagnlactl that It can bo fallen, iIIroXccI, anil aenlmllrttcd by the moil eniltlve atoniaoh, when tho plain oil cannot lio tolerated; ami toy tho com. Iilnutlnn of the all with the bypopho4 ii4&bes is inuGH more euicncioai. Bcnarkablo cs a flesh producer. Persons gain rapidly while tsklcg it. SCOTT'S EMTJLSIOH is acknowledged by Physicians to bo the Finest nnd Best prepa ration in tho world for tho relief nnd cure of CONSUMPTION. SCROFULA. GENERAL DEBILITY, WASTING UlSEAabU, b.r.lAUIATIOH, ' COLDS and CHRONIC COUGHS. The great remtdy for Conswnptian, and irasung m vnuaren. nam by all druggists. All Kind of Ncat and Cheap at tliif .Office Plsfl'fl fTilrn frit rn sumption ia also tho best Cough Medicine. ji you jiavo n CongU without dlseaso of the Lungs, a few doses aro all youncod. But if you no gleet this easy moans of safety, tho slight Cough may become a serious matter, and several bot tles will bo required. rteo's Ttemedv far Catnnh Is lha Best, Easiest to Use, and Cheapest. Bold by drusrebu. or sent hv mult. I 60c. K.T. LLozelUnc. WorrciL r&. SOU WrwInc.SInrliln ii i em. i imniitnii ilratle to kit jnt, t I .'lliiiinv nor tiiaihlnual Uli T'utl MhtK Hl Id liiU Mb lU'-m W Vllt trnd I r(r to nr nt H'tt)nir-nitliiu nili li. the world. Willi All Ilia nu. Lnuuli lino of uur eon), ni viiual'k or Mimiilci. JorLtuiiittratk tluiijvu 'titiwr -hat r Mint, to lluwe wUo uiay rati t ur tiumc, nl after S HO WllllltU irnulPi'Plrnniliklt mt aim an uaii ui'tumt your oitn ;irtiHrty 11m rranj luadime U man nrr lut isiiicr iwiruia. lie it uar nin oui nritirr iiroi mi mn ti ,.!.! n-r(fli;. nilbttit itla hmenti. anil in.iw ulli fur cii.lO. lii.i.iirunc!vir.imil its 'ftil run hniH hi the wurM. All la iref So 1'iul rMuilrad. l'laio. trtf lnMrucUoni frlrcu lti-r fcnnit is o at on can eur rre the teat rm ifc-iiu..hiii0 ia tba worM, and lh flnrl linrufuofkiof Inirh n'.tui Luw lofttrthurin AnwrkAi 'A'JtU J; .V; CO.. 110. 7J, .VusiKta, Aluluo MARVELOUS DESCOVERY. Oulr Grnuln- r-ntcin of Memory Training, l'our lluu!.a iii iuoud lu one reading. lUlbil .ru'id rlns cured. Kvery rlillil rn'l ndalt Rrentlr benefitted. Croat l&iUb-..-U, m UoxrbjpuoUence ClMses. liion.l, the wirlilmij SpecUlirt la Mind Dlaouea, llunli-l llrrenlrnrTuniiituoii, tkeimwt l'lycbol uttot. Jj 31. llucUey, 1. )., editor oltha chrUtlan UwwarV, A 1 '.. Kii-har.f I'raefar, tl Ions. V. V. A'tor, J mini uib.'m Irujuinla, w ottitn. taut lt fni br jJUUPB 1 . Ave..N, V. BJDlBBBBfiafaBlk I Mr LJ fX. II ALtt Jl vnacaviLB ur. u 1 1 Lta rrtz.tL BASE INGRATITUDE. PErtSON8 SAVED FROM DROWNING SELDOM SHOW GRATITUDE. Tliey Often Show right If Their Ilcsciier lias l'ullcil Tbolr llnlr or Scrntcheil Thorn The Popular Fallacy That Death hr Vrotrnlnc Ia nn Knar Tnklne On. It Is a serious fact that persons res- cued from drowning aro generally un grateful to their rescuers, and seem to havo littlo appreciation of tho despernto chances taken to save them. Tho only applanation given for this strango in crratitudo is that tho person rescued from 'drowning has so great a horror of such a death that ho detests everything In con nection with it. Numerous Instances of Ingratitudo can bo cited. A man who was onco rescued by Mr. Story at'Prison Point bridge, in midwinter, endeavored in every way for a year after tho rescue to sccuro Mr. Story's place as drawtender of tho bridge. A woman whom tho samo bravo man saved from death and cared for during sovcral weeks of sick ness brought on by her involuntary bath, proved a miserable ingrato. Mr. Story provided her with a dress belonging to his wifo, her own having been badly torn and othcrwiso damaged when sho fell overboard. Sho novcr returned it, and ho lias novcr heard from her since NO nOMANCE 11EIIE. A man was rescued from drowning after a desperate strugglo near Tuder's wharf, Cliarlestown, sovcral years ago, and to quiet him it was necessary for the young man who jumped in after him to strike him sovcral times and plunge his head under tlio water. When taken from tho water tho man turned upon his rescuer and demanded satisfaction for tho rough usago ho received nnd etartculn to get it. llo reckoned without his host, however, and got what ho deserved a good pounding. A littlo boy was saved from drowning at tho samo place by tho samo person shortly afterward. When tho wharf was reached ho was unconscious, and tho life saver tried to resuscitate liim, which ho succeeded in doing after a half hour's labor. Tho boy received two slight nbra slons on his face, n Blight bruiso on tlio forehead and a scratch on tho neck, which woro caused by tho old rough planks on tho wharf. Wheh tho boy was taken to his homo ins mother, notic ing tlio abrasions, asked how ho got them, and. being informed, sho showered abuso on tho plucky young fellow who saved her boy's life, and to tlio present day sho has a strong disliko for him. A young man, drowning in Highland lake, Norfolk, this state, a few years ago, was rescued by a companion, taken ashoro and carried to a little arbor for resuscitation. Ho was rovived, nnd af terward mingled with tho picnickers in enjoyment. Of courso ho was congratu latcd on his escape from death, and his rescuer was praised. Ho was informed of circumstances connected with tho ac cident and rescue, and, hearing the life saver complimented, envied him. To day this man, brought back, so to speak, from tho portals of tho unknown here after, detests tho bravo fellow who risked his lifo to s.ivo him. Cornelius Roach, tlio bravo ferry hand, has never but onco received grateful ac knowledgment for a rescue from those whom ho has saved from watery graves, Romantic stories sometimes tell of tho hero being rowarded liberally by those whom ho has saved, but they aro works of fiction nnd not fact. Occasionally some ono who has been snatched from death rowards his preserver, but these cases aro very rare. DROWNING A nORIUDLE DEATH. "Thero is a very popular fallacy that. death by drowning Is easy, said a well known expert swimmer a few days ago, "I havo oven heard it remarked that it Is an en joyablo death; that sweet music charms tho senses when death approaches, and beautiful scenes present themselves to view. These ideas concerning drown ing aro absurd, whero they originated I cannot say, hut it must havo been in tho mind of somo foolish person. "Any ono who has over been rescued from drowning in an unconscious condi tion will agreo with mo that this sort of talk is rank nonsenbo. Onco I was in the water so long that, when rescued, it re quired forty-llvo minutes work to revive me, nnd I assure you that my stay un der water was anything hut pleasant. In diving at' Hittinger'a wharf, in tho Charlestown' district, several years ago, I got caught between two piles, which wero joined together ako nn inverted V, I got wedged in back upward, and was pretty llrmly held thero by tho strong ebb current. I struggled hard to free myself, but my efforts wero futile. held my breath as long as possible, nnd tried in overy way to extricate myself. I endeavored to swim downward, upward anu straightforward, but it was a use less waste of strength. My faco began to grow hotj thero was a heavy pressure on my head and body; I began to trem ble, and was forced to expel tho nir from my lungs. Then I commenced to smother. I knew that something must bo dono and quickly, too, or I should die. Tlio pressure on my head and body in creased. I was being strangled and crushed to death. My head seemed to crack and split into a dozen pieces. "My wholo past lifo roso beforo me, I thought of homo and everything dear to me, and n thousand other thoughts seemed to pour into my mind nt once, 1 cursed my luck, and also"'prayed that I might bo freed. I realized that death was upon mo, and wondered what would como after death. Frightful noises rang in my cars, which gradually grew to tho volurao of tho most tcrriho thunder. Finally I relapsed into insensibility. "When I recovered my senses I was lying on my back, and thero was a chok ing sensation In my throat. I opened ray eyes and found myself surrounded by a largo, gaping crowd. An hour later I was moving about all right, I had been rescued by a sailor after remaining uudor tho water almost thrco minutes, Death by drowning is not easy, nnd I bopo I shall twver have such an expert enco again. "'.-Boston Herald. Tito Slilet ot the Cae. "That's a queer head lino in tho paper," said Mrs. Schoeppenstedt, " 'tost, a For tuno ami a Wife.' I wonder which ho missed tlio most," "Tho fortune, probably," said Mr, Schoeppenstedt, heartlessly, "If ho had tbo wife, it would bo hard for him to get another fortune, but If ho had a fortuno, ho could easily get another wife." Somervillo Journal. An Exception. lur. Phunnyman, reading from an ex- cuango: "It is an aggravation for a hungry tramp to find only a fork in tho road." Mrs. P. Excenfc when ho sees a brother tramp approaching. Mr. P. What difference would that make? Mrs. P. Meet on tho fork. Ex change. An Additional Impetus. "I'm saddest when I Blner," sho said. when nenry came and caught her in tho very aot of vocalization. "Aro you?' he replied, smoothing tho looK or agony which ruffled his visage. "Darling, it shall bo my constant endea vor to moko your lifo a cheerful one." JJostou Transcript. LONG AFORE HE KNOWED. Jos' ft littlo bit o' feller I remember rtlll Ust to almost cry fcr Christmas, lllco ft youngster will. Fourth o' July's notliln' to It! New Yors ain't n smell; Easter Sunday Circus day Jcs' oil dead In tyo shell I Iiordy, tlioujlil nt night, you know, to set nrounil and hear Tho old folks work tho story off about tbo nlodgo and deer, And "Btity" Bkootln'. round the roof, all wrapped In fur nnd fuzz Xjong nforo I knowed who "Santy Claus" wtul TJtt to wait, and sat up late, n week cr two ahead j Couldn t hardly keep awake, ncr wouldn't go to bed; Klttlo Btewln' on tho fire, and Mother settln here Daroln' socks, and rockln' In tho skrecky rockln' cheer; Tap gap', nnd wunder whero It wuz the money went. And qunr'l with his frosted heeK and spill his llulriicnt; ' And mo a dreamln' sleigh, bells when the clock 'ud whir and buzz, Long of ore I knowed who "Santy Claus" wuzl Size the fireplace up, and Dggcr how "Old Santy" could Manage to come down tho chlmbly, lllco they Bald ho would; Wbht tbnt I could hklo and sco him wundered what he'd say Ef ho ketched a feller layln' fer him thataway 1 Dut I bet on htm, and liked him, same aact ho had Turnod to pat mo on tho back and say, "Look here, my lad. Hero's my pRCk Jos' lio'p yourso'f, llko all good boys does l" Long of ore I knowed who "Santy Claus" wuzl WIsht that yarn was truo about him, as It 'peared tobe Truth mado out o' lies like that un's good enough fer mol Wlsht I still wuz bo confldln' I could lea' rro lid Over hangln' up my fctockln's, llko tho IIlllo child Cllmbla' In my lap to-night, nnd beggln mo to tell 'Bout them reindeers, and "Old Santy" that she loves so wen, I'm half sorry fer this II ttla glrl-swcctheartof his Long nforo Sho knows who "Pnnty Claus" Isl James hltcomb Kuey, 1 A Kcmnrknblo Drenm. Belief lu dreams has received now ad herents in Lincoln county, Mo., owing to somo strango circumstances attend ing tho finding of tho body of 'Elbridgo Call. Tho account is given by Tlio Bath Times ns follows: For threo or four days thrco or four hundred pcoplo had been diligently Bcounng tho woods nnd exam inlng tho ponds in tho vicinity, when a brother-in-law of tlio liiiscing man in whoso caro Call's motherless child had been left, dreamed that ho had found tho body of Call drowned under a bridge After tolling hiswifound others of his dream ho started to follow down a creek not far from his farm, over which ins dream had located a bridge. Upon arriving in Dresden ho ccught his mtimato friend and broliicr-ln-law, Mr Bowman Myers, and tlioy both made their way to tho littlo htrcani from a directly contrary direction from Call's homo, nnd under , tho old country road stono bridgo, so old that old peoplo say that it was built before their time, they found tho body. Queer Things That Aro l'lili'iili'il. Thero is a claim in the patent olllco for a patent on tho Lord's prayer, tho specill cations being that the repetition of the samo "rapidly and in a loud tono of voice will euro ttammexing. Among pdd inventions nro "chicken hopples," which walk tho chicken right out of tho grtrdcu when sho tries to scratch; "tho boo moth excluder, winch automatically shuts up tho bcelii ves when tho bees go to roost; "tho tapeworm fish hook," which speaks for itstif; tho "edu cational balloon," a toy balloon with a map of tho world on its surface; "side- hill nnniliilutors," stilts to flton the down hill legs of a horso when ho is plowing along a hill side; nnd the "hensurpriser," a dovico that drops tho newly laid egg through tho bottom of tho nest, with in tent to begullo and wheedle tho hen into at onco laying another. Louisville Courier-Journal. lleo Stinging for Rheumatism. According to Tho Medicinisho Prosse, of Vienna, a Dr. Toro has found a cure for rheumatism in bco stingings. Hav ing found that overy sting is followed by a swelling up to a point when tho bono seems to have becomo hardened against further effect, ho tried the stinging on a rheumatic patient. Upon saturating the patient's system with tho beo poison the rheumatism disappeared not to return for a long timo. Dr. Terc has applied his remedy in 175 cases and lias indicted 39,000 stingings, and now keeps a colony of bees on his premises, to bo employed m this work. Artificial Tloucy. Artificial honoy, which is moro com mon in the market than consumers know, is mado of potato starch nnd oil of vitriol. Somo rash optimists think that they nro euro of getting the genu- lno product of bees and Howcrs by pur chasing honey in tho comb. They do not know that tho exquisite white comb that pleases them is often mado of par affin wax. Herald of Health. A Vocul Impediment. Mrs. Bloodgood I understand that Mrs. Chataway, who has j'ust moved into our block, lias an impediment in her speech. What is it? Do you know? Mrs. Parvenu Her teeth drop out whilo she is talking. Burlington Freo Press. Frozen milk, it Is asserted, may be kept in n fresh stato indefinitely, and many steamers sailing on distant voyages aro now provided with steam refriger ators, in which milk and other foods may readily bo preserved for any length of time. IIo (sentimentally) How shall I ever leave thee, love? Sho (practically) Well, if you go now you unty get out of the door. But I hear father coming and if you don t go now you may go out at tlio window. Lawrence Amencau. Grapes wero first cultivated about 1270, and previously to tho reign of Edward VI wero brought m largo quantities from Flanders to England. Tho vino was in troduced into England in 15S3. That Cantankerous Old Women Described In tho nursery ballad, who "lived upon nothing but victuals and di Ink," am) yet "would never uo quiet," was undoubtedly troubled with chronic In- disestion. Her vlctvals like thoso of many other elderly persons whose dlgestlvo pow ers Jiayo become impaired, uuin't acres wltlkMier. Tills was before tho era of Hos teller's Stomach Hitters, or somo ono of her numerous friends and relatives would un doubtedly have persuaded her to try the crcai specltlc for dyspepsia, constipation and billiousnes8. Tills would have been a measure of self protection on their part, for she soon would havo been cured and ceased to disturb tlitm with her clamor. The most obstlnato cases of indigestion, with its at tendant heartburn, ilatulenco, constant un easiness of tho stomach and of tho nerves, are completely overcome by this sovereign remedy. Chills aud fever and billions re mittent, rheumatism and kidney troubles are also relieved by It. Thero are eight women barbers known to bo at work in tlio different parts of tlio Unled States. Soldiers and soldiers' widows are warned against tho enticing circulars eont out by pension attorneys In the largo cities. They are often misleading and tbo attorneys themselves ot uoubttul honesty. Far bet ter make application for a pension throuch your home attorney. fifi QUICKEST 2(3 Cta. O tor CI.OD. Bold ewrrwbere.or r. muiea lor prioa. satisfies jj overy timo. QIRSSfev 3 IB . W P M ImY fir t'nnature qf He proprietor, HOP PLASTER Co., DoSTON, cn the genuine poaU. Nenr riitlndplpliln. Hcliool Open Hcpt.llWi. Yeiirlr Kxpcnno, 9300. Quarterly I'm iii'ts,815 Admiti and classifies youn? men and bors at any time i fits them for Business, any College. Polytechnic School. 'for West Point or Annipolis. Adrtnced classes la Physics, Chemistry, Surreyine, Plecirlcal or Civil Enrineerin?. Classics. Mathematics, etc. One of the best enulnneil and (W munmrl Reliant All students hoard with the Principal. Teachers all men and pradustet of first-class College. 1 tne ImlMlngi i slnele cr dodbla rooms. Utety room has tn It a iteam radiator ami Is completely furnished. Grounds (ten acres) for fott-ball, base-ball athletics, etc. Gymnasium. Special opportunities for ant student to advance rapidly Private tutnrlne and special drill for bttV ward boys. Patrons or students may oelect any studies, or a Business, College-Preparatory, Utectrical, or Civil-Engineering course. Physical and Chemical laboratory. Practical Business Department, with Telegraphy, Short-hand, Type-writing, etc. etc. More fully supplied with apparatus than any other Colletfe-fitting school. Medli Academy afford every horn) comfort, the best education, and the best training, Hed prices cover every expense, No examinations for admission. New Illustrated catalogue sent free to any address. SW1TH1N C SHORTLilXJIl, A. LI.. A.M. (Harvard Graduate). Principal nd Proprietor, Media, Pa. Circulars at this olfice. UNACQUAINTED WITH THE GEOOItArilY OF THE COUNTRY, WILL OBTAIN MUCH VALUABLE INFORMATION FROM A STUDY OF THIS MAP OF THE 0HI0A00, RQGK E3LHH!) & PftCiHC RAILWAY, Including main linos, branches and extensions East and West of tho Missouri Rlvor. Tho Direct Kouto to and from Chicago, Jollot, Ottawa, Pooria, La Sallo, Moline, Rock Island, In ILLINOIS Davenport, Muscatine. Otturawa, Ookafoosa, Des Moines, Wlntorsot, Audubon. Hnrlan, and Council Bluffs, In IOWA Minneapolis nnd St. Paul, in MINNESOTA Watortown nnd Sioux Falls, In DAKOTA Cameron, St. Joseph, nnd Kansas City, In MISSOURI Omaha, Falrbury, and Nolson, in NEBRASKA Horton, Topoka. Hutchinson, Wichita, Belleville, Abllono, Caldwoll, In KANSAS Fona Crook, Kingfisher, Fort Reno, In tho- INDIAN TERRITORY and Colorado Springs, Denver, Puoblo, In COLORADO. FREE Reclining Chair Cars to and from Chicago, Caldwoll, Hutchinson, and Dodgo City, and Palace Sleep ing Cars between Chicago, Wichita, and Hutchinson. Traverses new nnd vast aroas of rich farming and grazing lands, affording tho best facilities of intercommunication to all towns and cities oast and west, northwest and southwest of Chicago, and Paclua and transoceanic Seaports. MAGNIFICENT VESTIBULE EXPRESS TRAINS, Loading all competitors In splondor of equipment, cool, well ventilated , and ireo from dust. Through Coaches, Pullman Sleepers, FREE Reclining Chair Cars, and (oast of Missouri Rlvor) Dining Cars Dally between Chicago, Des Molnoa, Council Bluffs, and Omaha, with Freo Reclining Chair Car to North Platto, Nob., and between Chicago and Colorado Springs, Denver, and Puoblo, via St. Joseph, or Kansas City and Topoka. Splondld Dicing Hotols (furnishing moais at seasonable nours) west of Missouri River. California Excursions dally, with CHOICE OF ROUTES to and from Salt Lake, Ogden, Portland, Los Angolos, and Sau Francisco. Tho DIRECT LINE to and from Pike's Peak, Manitou, Qardon of tho Gods, tho Sanitari ums, and Scenlo Qrandours of Colorado. VIA THE ALBERT LEA ROUTE, Solid Expresn.TralnB dally between Chicago and Minneapolis and St. Paul, with THROUGH Reclining Chair Cars (FREE) to and from thoso points and Kansas City. Through Chair Car and Sleeper between Peoria, Spirit Lake, and Sioux Falls, via llock Island. Tho Favorite Lino to Pipestone, Water town, Sioux Falls, and tho Summer Rosorts and Hunting and Fishing Grounds of tho Northwest. THE SHORT LINE VIA SENECA AND KANKAKEE offers facilities to travel between Cincinnati, Indianapolis, Lafayette, and Council Bluffs, St. Joseph, Atchison, Leavenworth, Kansas City, Minneapolis, and St. Paul. For Tickets, Maps, Foldors, or desired information, apply to any Ticket OIlloo in the United Stato9 or Canada, or addroBS E. ST,, JOHN, Gonna! Manager. J. W. COSICK, ryrmont, Olilo, writes: " I fed that I can not rco Dr. Scth Arnold's Couch Killer WmmSBtoo highly. Would not bo flriMiriniiii'iHK without It, Druggists, 25c., 00c-, and $1.00. Best and Purest Medicine SV EVER MADE. Ztjt&i. Itwll 1 drive tlio Humor fromyour Wi. Di-Bin. nml miiLo vour akin clcmi mul smooth. Thoae W , 4 ''SLwhUli mar your beauty k.rim iiilcg ami jiifiiuiua wUo nnd use .gran I nmititt. rlller, M Sdon'tWait, Getitatonck" If you aro guffrrlnff from KM- oliTage, use SITLWIUU DIITKUS? Ikl....n K-ldll fit II I'll llicy never vj uuiv. Boeton,Mase., fur Ucbt uiciUcalwurk piibllbhod DISEASES OF Mm QHL'f Cl3odPolson,DIaaMofRMaeTB.Dlad(lerandothcror cans,ankneaMe,MrTouiDemIlir lxwt Maniiooi r BQlUOE i'.rrorfl In Youth arsndllr and trinatiwnili cared, Omu!tnllrm tinii treutfniiAUdi TrM) bf mnlf Addrou DB, QEINDLET171 W UUiEt,. Ifcw York, What a Comfort! ffoDirtl NoFussI No Back Ache! LASTS LONQEK, LOOKS BRIGHTER, and maltei die Shot! WEAR BETTER. Doo'l let the women have all the best thlflgi, but uto WoifrsAGMEBIacking ONCE A WEEK FOR MEN. ONCB A MONTH FOR WOMEN. IfindlmilptopHarneisDreislnf. WOLFF& RANDOLPH.PblladelpbU REMEDY KNOWN MY BACK I For backache, and all sudden, sharp, or long-standing pain or ttoaknefnos of orery kind. Virtues ef f reah hop, hemlock and pine balsam combined. It Is tronderuiUy SOOTHING, PAIH-KILUNO, CURATIVE and STRENGTHENING. out farontefihon nov JOHN SEBASTIAN, OHIOAQO, IIL. Oon'l Ticket & Pass. Ajjent. mm 1 ab!TH5 rim IEL0RSlrlAT ithehSmut iWASH OUT Nor Fadet LV USING Sold bvdruggistS tl LIA KE!'FSS nnoszK iuints-o colon, ' f MN MIIXUKY II1.U1NO. ! ! : H:sa lK l'OWIKUS-6Klndri7Color. l'KKIII.IS K1I0K AND IIAIWESS DIIESSIHO; PEtULLSSI VMU DIKJi-8 ColorS ",,,;!,!,,au' Succossrul Trcntmonl of Disease A SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY I .HR'H()lli:.S Hid Cuuso of oil lIUcu.c mil iillllis HI 1,1, Kit Kill the ailcrobea. Successful Treatment. cures: Rnlnrph. Bronchitis, Consumpllon, Malaria, Rhaamallsm. Wonderful Tnnle nnd . , . ... i""u t'uriner. j.uo .m uiui iue mictobs K (r In cue of con. fJUtt . 01 lo "'"'"nl1! tm It email, power berond thoso of a 4f,,rl, known. W do eWnTfor it mlraeuloiu power In oarin canon o fir rons that cur l lmpii.lbl. but we ,( claim that it wltUure iojciS where the Iuiikh are not moro than hall tore. lVraon with jncTptlt. weai land debllitatetiTid UthJ h"t loulo. Krerrononhouldnaeit, partleuIaVlj I ira who have aoff.red for rear, with Inonrablo tnronlodli: mSf-t U'S!MffKf!P co of dlaeaa. The modi In th will kill the cerma and at thoeami tlmi our th patient la 111 one to uw, Him onlr in one gallon atone Joes. I'rlco on nn auflicient to lvt about una raonllChoini within the reach of all. Phaician of 17 ici SherimSa iS charge of the offlc. Hand for eM"7dIffoVn?.? Wm. Radam's Microbe KUIer, W.V.X::S &&tl Rnl!l Gold W.lch.Tl oia loroiuu. until utf iy, tt Deal wnoh In tb world, t fmtUct UmtkMMr. War. I j.unwnr i;Mt, ioib uait I tnd irtnu' iltN, wlih worka n1 csmi of tUti, Unel'enou iatttuh ia Cftltly cn Bicura an fraav. tonttter with eur Urf aniTU Ukbl hat of IloukeholfS Hanspln. Tm Hif), w u th wuUi. mb4 I'rri. i&d avflatr von ktt thm la your horn for 8 month and bow, them la tfcoM nUa iaT htr ctlltd, thty bcow yogr w pnptrtf- Tbo ha writ ftt ones d hm sura of tlla lha Wnlrb and 8mnpteB. Wjar All aiprvia, fi-t:bt,tti AddraM tf(Iusoai5 Co., Jlox 81v JL'urtluuiJ. MulBtu $.1 13 'WEEKS. The rOLIOB GAZETTE will be milled. ecu rely wrapped) t "J address in the Unl ed Stales for threo months on receiptor One Dollar. Liberal discount allowed to tioatmailera. agents and clubs Sample copies mailed free. Address all orders to RICHARD K. FOX, Hay 30,1865-17 1'timuii Bqvmi, N p i. it wysi x. - j,.' sssrss3Mr on FEERl
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