v IT CAN'T Parsons who inspect the very large stock and fashionable assort ment of goods wc always carry candidly admit that in "Worsteds, Cassimeres, Corkscrews, Cheviots, &e., &c, of seasonable weights and styles we lead all competition, while tv the same time it is an acknowledged fact that in workman- J ship, style, quality and price Clauss da Bro., stand at tin head. " It can't be helped 1" As the Jeading merchant tailors of this section we have earned a reputation which wc will sustain during the season now advancing by making ui suits or parts of suits in the latest styles, most substnntin manner and at prices that will astonish buyers. We wan you to call and inspect the large stock of Spring .Suiting and Pantaloonings just received, before you purchase else where. You will be pleased with styles and prices, For Gents', Ladies, Youths and Children. Only the best make at the lowest prices. You are bound to be pleased. OUR GENTS' FURNISHING DEPARTMENT Is complete in every particular. Olauss Bros., The Tailors, E2OPPOSITE L. & 8. DEPOT,r BANK STREET, - - LEHIGHTON, Pa., Has just opened an entire new line of LADIES' FINE DRESS GOODS! Comprising all the very latest styles in White Goods. Sa teens, Prints, Ginghams, Fancy Dress Patterns of the ing low prices. Groceries, Provisions, Crockery ware,Glassware, Wood and Willowware of the best makes at low figures. Cloths Cassimers, Eats, Boots, Shoes and Eeady made Clothing in great variety and at prices within the read of all purchasers prices fully as low as the same goods can bi bought for at any other general store in this vicinity. Carpets, Oil-cloths, Lamps and Fixtures in grca variety and of best quality at Rock Bottom Prices. . 'Best quality of Flour and Feed at prices lully as low as tb same articles can be purchased elsewhere. A car load of coarse salt has just been received the prici . Has been marked down to the very' lowest notch. All goods of the very best quality and are being sold at price equally as low as the same goods can bought at any general sicu in this section. Call and be convinced. Respctfully, July23-871y UI0S REIGEL. Sprm Shattered nerves, tired brain, Impure blood, debilitated system, all are the natural out come In the Bprtflg. A medicine must be used, and nothing equals I'alno'a Celery Com pound. We let others praise us you cannot help believing a disin terested party. Brliradler-General W. L. Greenlest! Burlinir- ton, Vt, writes: "I have used Palne's celery Compound on several occasions, and always with benent. host, spring , being very much run down and debilitated, I commenced taking It. Two bottles mado mo loel liko a new man. As a general tonlo and fcprlng medicine I do not know ot Its equal." Sr.!!".W V ""J'-. IT l.t FMI' Tl onflrmation Suit - AT Koch&Sha ALLENTOWN, PA. Confirmation Suits! Many Styles to Select From Our general line of Spring Goods lor Men, jBoys and Children is now in and open for your inspection. Our large store room is filled with new and choice goods lor the spring season. Visit our place and we will show you all the latest styles in fashionable Suitings, Pataloonings and overcoatings at the very Lowest Prices. KOCH k SHANKWEILER, The Largest and Finest Clothing House in the .Lehigh March ID Closing Out Bargains On account of rapidly failing health the undersigned will close out at sacrifice prices his large stock of GentsJLadies&Chiltas Shoes The goods are new, no shoddies or seconds, and people who wisely take advantage of .this wonderful bargains in the shape of good goods at low prices. Don't Fail to Call. . BANK STREET, LEHIGHTON, PA. BF HELPED UL BILLS rLBJb Marseilles. Seersuckers and very best qualities at exceed borders "I have used two bottles ot your Palne's Celery Compound, and It has given entire sat isfaction as an appetizer and blood purifier." T. L. Berneb, watertown, Dakota. Paine's Celery Compound Is prescribed by physicians, recommended by druggists, endorsed by ministers, praised by users, and guaranteed by the manufacturers, as a spring medicine which will do all that Is claimed tor It- Uso It this spring, and seo how quickly It tones you up. Purifies the Blood. Full accounts ot wonderful cures made by Palne's Celery Compound alter other medicines and the best physicians had tailed, sent tree There's nothing like It. $1.00. Six tor $5.00. Druggists. Wells, Richardson & Co., Burlington, Vt nvr with niAunun nvrc ' nnn. 9 cintl tv.K - toilers Valley. at Cost. Big for You. great closing out sale will secure LEWIS WEISS, yip AN OLD SWEETHEART OF MINE. Am one who coua at evening o'er an album all alone And muses on the face, of Mends that ha hai known. So I turn th leaves ot fancy till In shadowy d- t'gn I find tiio smiling features of an old sweetheart or mine. The lamplight seems to glimmer with a flicker of surprise As I turn it low to rest moot the danle In my eves. And I light my pipe in silence, save a sigh that seems to yoke . Its fate with my tobacco and to vanish In the smoke. Tla a fragrant retrospection for the loving thoughts that Btart Into being ore like perfumes from the blossoms of the heart; And to dream the old dream over' Is a luxury divine. When my truant fancy wanders with that old awcetnoart or mine. Though I hear, beneath my study, like a fluttering of wings, The voices of my children and the mother as she sings, I feel no twinge of conscience to deny me any theme When care has cast her anchor In tho harbor of a dream. In fact, to speak In earnest, I believe It adds a charm To spice tho good a trifle with a llttlo dust of harm For I find an extra flavor In memory's mellow vino lhat makes me drink tho deeper to that old sweetheart of mine. A face of lily beauty and a form of airy grace Float out from my tobacco as the genu trom tne vaso: And I thrill beneath tho glances of a pair of azure eves As glowing as tho summer and as tender as the sues. t can see the pink sunbonnet and tho Uttla chock' ered dress She wore when first I kissed her and sho answered tho caress With tho written declaration that, "as surely as the vino Grew round tho stump, she loved mo" that old sweetheart of inlno. And again I feel tho pressure ot her Blender little hand As we used to talk together of the future we had planned When I should be a poet, and with nothing else to do But to write tho tender verses that she sat he music to. .When wo should live together In a cozy little cot. Hid in a nest of roses, with a tiny garden spot. Where the vines were ever fruitful and the weather over fine And the birds were over singing for that old sweetheart of mine. When I should be her lover forever and a day, And she my faithful sweetheart till the golden hair was gray: And we bhould be so happy that when cither's lira were dumb. They should not smile In heaven till the other's kiss hod come. Dut, ahl my dream Is broken, by a step upon the stair. And the door Is softly opened, and my wife U standing there. Yet with eagerness and rapture all my visions I resign To meet the living presence of that old sweetheart of mine. James Wbitcomb Riley In Chicago Tribune, No Profit There. "Seo. here, wo charge for seata occu ,iicd, whether anything i3 eaten or not." II. "Well, I reckon ho won't make nothin on this meal o' vittles." Time. A Piano Playing Monkey. The latest prodigy at the piano is re ported to bo a quadrutuane a monkey, to wit that executes morceaux brill iantly with nil four hand3 ut once, while he gracefully turns over the leaves of tho music with the tip of his prehensilo tail. It is not stated whether or not the music has been specially written for him a quatro mains; perhaps ho simply duuli catea what has been written for ordinary two handed players of tho Rubinstein order. The achievements of this won dcrful ape surely mark a new and most important epoch In tho arrangement of tho orchestra. London Court Journal. Uulilueis. As our readers are already aware from tho discussions which havo already ap peared in Science, various theories have been proposed to account for the bald ness which provails to such an extent in civilized countries. A Swiss writer at tributes it to a microscopic fungus, which.ihowever, he lias not as yet been able to describe or indeed to discover. Ho thinks that barbers should bo com pelled to disinfect their combs and brushes. Science. Undeservedly Laughed At. The unthinking are prone lo make game of nervousness. Yet this is a very real and serious aflliction, tho harassing symptoms of which uro rendered all the more poignant by ridicule. The stomach is usually res IMinsiblo for these symptoms its weakness tnd disorder find' a reflex in the brain, which is the headquarters of llin nervout system. As a nerve tunic and tranquillizer, we believe that not one ean be pointed out so effectivo us Ihfetctter's Stomach HitleiK. In renewing vienrnus dinestion, it strike the key note of recovery f blrength and quietude by Ihe nervts. Headache tremors in quiet sleep, abnormal sensitive iiess to unexpected noisei-.nl! these modify and ultimately disappe-ir as the system Cains strength from the great' tonic. Dys piiii.liilliimsness. rheumatism, txiusiipn. tion and kidney complaints are subdued bv die Hitlers. Household magazines kerosene lamps, Speaking of life preservers. What Is the matter with bread and butter? If It Is a fair question, we would like to know what It costs lo bord a train? In ancient times everybod played the lire. Nowadays the liar plays everybody. This Union ouchl to bo able to bear 42 states with fortitute. What horse did Lad- Macbeth ride be fore ebe bade her fond adieu lo her wicked buibnnd? The nlRhtmare, StOVOQ, . Tinware, Heaters nnd Ranges, In Great Variety at Samuel Gkaveu's Topular Storp, Hank Street. Roofing and Spnutinjr n special ty. btove repnii'8 luinihhed on slinrt notice. Reasonable! ! A MODEL PRESS Will do all vour own rnnung or ma lor oincrs. Vw Vnll, KrtW Ann .Vj run it. Outfits, WEWfgC UhPrei.irostS5 tin. fM or ir.nn. I .lli) according to size one vilWvl ai good as another. &i2t! In use all over the W worm. Full Information In a book called Hour to Print. Frocwlth samples of Model pres wont, upon ap plication. Address: THE MODEL PRESS COMPANY, Llm'd, 912 Arch Street, Philadelphia. See what is said about The Model Press. My Model Hcs netted mo In three month ovei $200.ool neve, hud lusliuctlons in pi luting be- f re, yet I set, up and priuted 10,000 deposit tickets on my Mode' Press the day alter I received It. 1 nave inuUf Inoie than double what my jlmli I'ress cost, me the ilrst two inontlii. -Have don. about SS'jO.oo worth of workon myMo, 1 Mode. ,i33. It beats all. Aller llif-e jeais'. liar .lid try Model Iruss as gjod us new, li .lodi.l 1'iess Is well built mid imnlit tu l.isi ,i century The Model Press ? fully clual tr the largest and costliest th lines for Alio Card nnd OlCNKltAI. ltUSINK' i lutiuit. Any sinait. boy can turn out liundi I dollars woiih of work every eai', emi vi. ue of the smaller sizes. Address. Tun Model Press Co., Ltd., 012 Arch Street. nsyl2-jl Fiill.ADKt.vilfA, V mm &s?-mF)5w- When I say CnnB I do not mean merely t .top tin m for a llnio, and thon have them w turn again 1 MUAN A RADICAL CUUK 1 have mado tho dleouau ot FITS, EPILEPSY or FALLING SICKNESS A lifo-lonjf study. I warrant my remedy t Curb the worst ciisc. Iltcauso others hnv failed Is no roiisonA'r not now receiving a cm i send at once for a ncatHc and a Fitcu Hon i.i of my INFALUDLB IfEMKDV. GUO Exp - and rot Olflco. It costs you nutluuj; tut U iul, and It will euro you. Address H.G.ROQT.WI.C., 1 83 Pearl St., Hew Yuf ki r- T OF PORE 003 ILIVE Almost as Palatable as Milk So tMaffaUiil that It can bo taken, rllrTn.... n.arl na.l.nltnt.J , . enstttvo tsoi-.ianli, when the plain ol cann.it he tolerated; and by tho com btnntlon of the oil rlth the hypopilo pbltes lj mucli mum ellicnelous. EcmartaKe ns a 2csh prodacer. rersoas gala replslly ttMIs taking It. RnOTT'RT'.MTIr.f.TnW imnl-nnwU t Physicians lo be tho Fin.v.t nnd Best prepa ration in tho world for the rcli f nud euro of CONSLKjPTIon ficnneiiia GENERAS. DEdlUTY, VVASTIflO i DISEASES, ERiACiATIOH, COLDS and CHRONIC COUGHS. Th great re.-'; . - Qmsumplian, and ITosfin;; In Children, S ,'j hy ull Dntgglsts. I Piso's Cure for Con sumption is also tho best Cough Medicine. If you havo a Cough without disease of oio Lungs, a fow dose3 are all you need. But if you ne glect this easy means of safety, tho slight Cougb. may become a serious matter, and soveral bot tles win do required. ijesi, jasiesi io use, ana cueapest. Sold bv drumrlHtJi nr snf h.. mAt WVt A IMUCiLUlt!. lYUTTPTl. I'n SOU Ncn-Intr-Mnclilnr' A jn io at t.at. l ttli l hi ff ""J r"d wlieri' iiiw('t le run ft ,7c:--r5.Hf,l,i, ll(4ti tl I(ltil ltJ(tfll , ,. Lf.I null,. ICfil . e i.ui' li tin uorlU.wfil. ml iUl , l:n m n . Wo Will HO'. I'rt't It iU I ) I tiwcf tor (-! lui w i it .wtmpifA. In hiutu n ilu t m. Mitiaw wui wt in i, i.. ui.i.o ii liny i nil in ( 1 1 1 1 iiif. it ii ' in i iiropcrr ihin innl v tunc i h I run ii I . i. j i'i m m "ui it m.'iI l i tol)! , ub tlii im tmitnif. anil io till foi Tulnbltie i Hie wrli. AW li frw. N'o canttat raniniL I'Ula brief liutractlcna riveu. I hoae who wrua to na at otu-e can f r- cura IVfu iht bfil tcwlnp-mftchlna in lha world, aiul Hit flnl lin"of worL of biph arccr (bown lOirvtbvrin Arrrica. 'X'lt 4i CO., ISox -710. AiiKUta, Malue $1 13 WEEKS. The POLICE GAZETTE will he mailer, "curoly wrafpfd, to any address In the Un d States for three months on receipt of ,One Dollar. Liberal discount allowed to wlmajlor. asetils ami rlubs Sample oipios mailed fre . Address all orders to RICIIAUD K. FOX, Hay 30,1885 ly Fiu nki.in Rq b a bk. K MARVELOUS Only rJennlno M'tlcm of Wcmorj-Trnlnlne. 1'cur iiuuk Jj. iirneil In uua l caillus. BUud n-aiiderlnif cured, n ,T.C" ''l anA u,lu1' B'emty lienrAtled. S. . . . "'y7t"r-MuKBiuon Judoul'. JlrujHUln.aalUhweeiitrastfrMbr 1'ror, A. XuitslSTK, Sl)T Smii Atc. N. Y. 14 m m ir siiiyii m lib. j.m mm m m wisfe, & ill 1 H01L miS33 PrJMwottu, nltti Opinion, of Ir. Win. A. Ilnni. ?i'iu!;-JIHV":V.,F3! 'i!iolllM Christian isJ?? t7'ViJ lt.r'1"yl.erorior, the Scl.nd.-. "Try Ayer's Pills" For TtlieutnAUsliii Ni'iirnlgla, and Uout Stephen Lansing, of Vonken, N, Y. pays ! " Hoeotiimoiiiled a", r euro foi Ohronlo Custivm. Ayor's Pills Imvi relieved mo fratn iluit trnulile Wnl ul-i from Ouitt. If Kvory victim or IM .U , Cnso Would haod only thri n words ol mine, I oould bnnlsh Oont frmn tin land Theso words wutild bo 'Try Ayer't rills.' " "Hy tho tiso of Ayer'a l'llli nlnne, 1 cured myself luiiiuiii'iitly of vheuliia tlsm wluoh hnd trolibleil mo sovcru' moiithi. Theso I'ills nru tit once hnrmlors ami clTcctnal, ntid. I bullovo, would prove a speciito In all cases ol Incipient Rheumatism. No tnedlctnn could have served mo in bettor stend." O. O. ltouk, Corner Avoyelles rarlsh, I-a. C. F. Hopltlns, Nevmln City, willes . "I have used Aytir'a I'ills for sixteen years, and 1 think they tiro the best Pilli in tho woihl. keep a box of tlictn hi thn housi: nil the time. Tlicy have ctffi'd ii "Ol slrk hrndnchunnd U'-.utlj;ia Sltii-o taking Aycr'n Pills, 1 lmo lacn free from those complaints." " I havo derived great benefit .from Ayor's 1'IUs. Five jeavs ugo 1 was tul. mi so III with rhetiMutirtin that I was tumble to do nny work. I took throe boxes ot Ayor's I'ills ami was entirely curail, Blnco Unit time I nm liiiroi without a box of these pills." I'eloi Chllstimseli, fjlierwoo l, 'W in. Ayor's Cathartic Pills, rniii'Atiun nv Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass Sold by nil Dealers In Alcdlctno. kMIM nNEL0RSTMAT KSv!iE' Smut CmWrWkSH OUT TOO NorFade r n. u GR rr zz. " SOLD BY DRUGGISTS ALSO PEERLESS llKONZi: PAINTS -0 Colon, PEERLESS I.AtlMlltV Itl.UI.Vd. PEERLESS INK l0 UEUS - 6Klnils7 Colors. PEERLESS SHOE AM) HARNESS DRESSING. PEERLESS EUU MiLS b Colors. Successful Trcatmant ol Disease A SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY i MlCitOJIi:.S the Cause ol' nil Discuses, .ItlCItOlIi; KILLliK Ivilts the .lllci'obcs. Suc-cessful Treatment. cures: Catarrh. Bronchitis, Consumption, Malaria, Rheumatism. Wonderful Tonic nud Jllood riuilier. Tho efficaoyof the Microbe Killer in cnc of ron camption hag boen bo effectually demonstrated hnt we are juatilled in claiming f r it cuiatlve powers beyond those of nnjf-metlieine knonn. We do iTo- claim for it miraculous power in curing caves eo far gone that cure is imporaible. but we do claim that it willcure a ny case where the luug aj-0 not more than half gone. PerconB witUpoorappetite, weak and debilitated wili find it tho best tonlo. Every one should nse it. part Icularly tboe who hare suffered for years with incurable chronic dn eases. Microbes or germs are cauttne of disease. The medWne that will kill tho germs and At the same time cure the patient Is the one to use. Sold only in one gallon Btone Jogs. Ir!co sufficient to laBt nbout one mQnth. Cheap j within the reach of nil. Physician of 1 7 years experience in charge of the office. Bend for circular and information. Win, Radam's Microbe KUIer, ftfottSSfc J. W. CUSICK, Pyrmont, Ohio, writes: "I feel that I can not icc oiumcnd Dr. Scth Arnold's Cough Killer toihljrhIy. Youll not be without It. Druggists, 25c., 50O-, and $1.09, 3 Best and Purest Medicine EVER MADE. Ti-wlll ilrlvfi the Humor from vmir v- vatBystein, anu make your 5Kin 4. 'avxv clean and Bmooth. Those vb PvPimoles nml Blotches 'J.,yk.wlileh mar your heiuityw a p. ? .,'cktarocaiist-a hy lninitieW vo. -j, 't , v.,'.uioou, ami can nc A. t. , ' "PJvrciiiOTCilinafclini1 i,Sll 'iSjo Swleoand use h oT0S k-the groat W". Lbloorlpu. C. 'rt -Vt 6 , A. Tho Tima Is small oulvati sooonf ul. It la t uest and lieaiest, meulcino. Try it, a yOU Will DO SUU8UCU. Ei. Oy, E3 Vie. I. 1L Jwll. "od'". Om, Vj. DONTWA1T. CCTlTATOSOlf If you are suffering from Kldy ncv IIlfiGaao. and wish to live t old age, use SULniUIt BITTEltS. They never fall to euro. Send 8 2-ccnt stamps to A. 1'. Ordway & Co.. Boston, Mass., for hest medical work published? eXomaUrU not thli tha tta time I hire lulf -aoled IheM boots? CVo.f Venl Blnco I hlvsCEod WOLFF'S ACKB BLACEII.0 my boots wear longer thui belon ana xo uwars bright and clean. WolfrsAGMEBIacking Is the Slacking or Men, Women caul Children. The RICHEST BLACK POLISH. Halting Leather Waterproof and Durable. No Errnh. A Shine Lattt a Week. Can be washed riih wter, tame at Oilcloth, The Finest Dressing for Harness. Bold br Sboa Stores, Grocers, Dmgtttt. and retailers generallx. WOLFF & RANDOLPH. PHILADELPHIA. DISEASES OF MEM ONLY pqiwoi j.rroriin xouiaarepeeaiirnaMrraaiM"" cured. Con a t.Ilon enrt ImMM .dilMbrmjC Adaren SB. 0E1KDLE. 171 V?. UU St.. VtvTws. IBTiiii unlit Th, -v (j. alleged American Fun. Ilrlkhil '' lint won d vntt dn. doctnr. I o had a bul cuhl? Urn-tor (i-iushltiu- 1-1 d ciHKiilt a n-immlile pli slclan, sir. truth' I (i-almlil 1 ilun't supii.ne juu nihl ii-ll mi- where 1 could llnd one, iI jC- hi. i-iuihl uiir bpi'Hltlmi of clothing an editor writes: rt'e half seii'ti . tilis mi liauil at nresimi. 'In- t-lienii Imlf-unol suli thai ue li.n. om shici' lust winter, ami six cosily nm. fur libel.' Marryliiit fur Invr uml iiiImIiic It l cry iiu.ul us hnd as uuirMuu for inom-v and yelling it. Bncklen's Arnica Salve. Tho best salvo In the world lor cuts. hruiscs, sores,ulccrs,salt tliucin, fever soret tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns. and all skin eruptions, and positively cures piles, or no pay required, it is guaranteed ogive penect satisfaction, or money ii--inded. Price 23c. per box. at Thunias.': Mlseiics oMiaile (ilnuahi nuitki iii-tl atttruii in ) What ilo you Mi? Volet- (at the ilmir) If otril let me look In youi Iteclorv l" seo how to aihlress Mils Icltei II buy the postnau Mump to vott. Bhlloh'i contnmptlon Cure. Xo. 1. This in Leyiinil ijinst tithe evin.i uwesfiil Cmmh lledii iiiL- hl-Iimvi-ii.m i nlil, a few dosea invnrinlilv ptirra tlm nmi iifCs nl Uiiiuh. I 'mini, mill liniiiliiiiF.wliik it's uoiiderl'ul bticivi-s in Ilu- itiru ol Con Hliniptiiiii is witlit.-ut li imtnlh'l in the liistnrj nl iiieilieliie. Siiitt- it s llti-l ilUcoxorv ii lum heeli Mihl i it a ymiraiiteo, a test win-1 no other nieilieiiK-luii Hliiml. It yon h.ni .i Omili wu uitini'Mlv imk Mm to In 11 .'rii-e 10 iviiln, 50 I'Uite, in il SI, ll voiii miijlsn iirvtiiirf, Client or Umk lame, tisi hiloh's l'orou I'lasteru. Sold liy T. 1) riiuniaa, LeliiKhtiiu, As W. Uiory Wt-issporl A tiavflliii: uiaii ihu found catisn foi complaint at a European hotel remarked that the hill ot fare should be call the bill of unfairness. Consumption Sarol) Cured. 1m ruu holion I'le.i&e tiilurm yoiirrea. rs that I have a positive remedy for th novo inline iliH-w-e. v By its timely iim noiiKinds of honelehs ciim-s have heeii itt .uneully cured. I shall be glad to ten wo bottles of my remedy free to iinv o your readers who have consumption ifihe win sena tne llieir exnress anil nostntl e. address. Respectfully, 1 A. Slocum, M. D.. 101 i can si., xew oric. "Anil bow did Ulfklns become In sane?" "By absorption, lie slent foi three iilalits beneath a ctazv-nullt." DeSmilli It seems almost ImnosslliN to Impress an tiling on I'oebov's mlnil Travis I don't see why. It is soft cnotiKli Uh. Whali. ODRh. Will you heeil the warning. The signal peruaps oi me sure approach oi that moi terrible disease. ConMiiinntinn. Ask vmu selves if you can ailonl for tho bake of sa . mi; ou cents, to run the risk and do nothiiij. torn, know trom experience tba Slliloh's Cure will corn vonr pnnrh I never fails. This explains why more thai .1 Million Bottles were bold the past year it relieves crilim. anil whonninir rnnuli ii once. Mothers do not be without il. Foi iame back, side or chest, use bliiloh's l'oi is l-iaster. mint oy i. u. lin.na, inhlon, V. IJiery Veissport. A lady lefers lo the time he spetliis i mil of her looking-glass as "moments i reflection." Dyspepsia and Livor Complaint. I it not width the small price of 75 cent i iree your-eii oi every symptom ol tin inressint.' i-oinpnunih, ii yon IhliiK mi cii .tour More and net a liottle of Sliiloli . Italizcr. Kyen bottle has a printed gu.n ntee on il. Use acvordinj;ly, and if it dot voti no good it will com von nolliing. Sol y T. D. Tliomas Lehhton, W. Bier Weissport. There ate tlnee thousand telegrapl operaiois in London and lliey are all llvln on "tick." Kews About Town. I I the i-oiiem reportabiiutt wi.tl JfenipV lialMiiii 101 the 1 liiont mid Lui U niHk'tig boiue rennirkiible i-nre-i w icople who are troubled with cough, sore. mill, aMiitua, iironehiliMitiil cou-iiiupt m liy dmugist will n'ie jou ' trial bdlli ee of cost It i-guniiinleed to relieve an c ire. The Lar;e Bottles areoOc and $1. Another cood cine for Itisomlua is I .lave the nuise sleep u . in the attic will lie bab.i. Ueformity From Urlcht's Disease. S D Viinlluskirk, (if Demurest, N. J. ,iys Aug., -JU, 1H8S: "Dr. U.ivid Kennedy' avoiiie It. mmly, ol Hondoiil, IS Y., hit :'iip :I oi r ilui.gliier ol Briuht's Disea.-i Her all otlii'r nii-ans failed. Sliuwasw woolen tlial flu- un-.ihiireil 4"i inches arouin lie waist, and IS inciter, below the knei kiv tliut we teel llintikfiil lorsucha buui n I-uvorite Ihiiit-dy is but a poor express ui of the feelings of grateful parents. A Chinaman's head mav be called a comet because it has a Celestial tail. Kverybody Likes to He called handsome, especially the voting ladies. But that is simply impossible as long as I heir face is covered with pimples, blotches nnd sores. But wait, there is no iced of this; one or two bottles of Sulphur Hitters will remove all such disfigurations, and raiike your face (air and rosy. Fannif KI. hDITRESS. The lady who ueyer marries should be named Ide pline. The Ideal beau Is not always a woman's beau-ideal. It doesn't amount to anything, of course, but it is rather singular that a keen retort is made of blunt words. - Thn Verdict Unanimous. W. D. Suit, Druggist, Bippus, Intl., testU lies: ''I can recommend Electric Bitters as the very best remedy, tvery bottle sold has given relief in every case.- One man took six bottles, and was cured nf Rheuma tism of 10 vears' standing.' Abraham I la re, druggist, Bellville, Ohio, nfiirms: "The best selling medicine I have ever handled in my 20 years' experience, Is Elect! ic Bitters." Thousands of others have added their testimony, so that the verdict is unanimous that Electric Bitters do cure all diseases of the Liver, Kidnevs or Elood. Only a half dollar a bottle at T. D. Thomas' Drug Store. An Imperative Necessity, What pure atr isloan unhealthy locality. what spring cle-ttiing is to the neat house keeper, so is Hood's Sarsaparillu to every body, at tliis reason. The body need to bo IliorniiEhlv renovated, the blood purified and vitalized, the germs of disense destroyed. -H-mnila, bait Klienm, and all nllicr blond disorders are cured hy Hood's Sareaparilla, the most popular and successful spring medicine. He pathetically All great men have smoked, my dear. She, with nulmatiott Ob, if you only swear c(T till you are great I'll he content. Professor Gatttliler, of t'aiis, slates that certain vital processes of the body develop putrefying tubitanres in Ihe tui-.es, which, if not speedily eliminated, produce disease. Ayer'a Sarsaparilla effects the removal of these substances, and thereby prefer ves health. Some men never Ilka to be alone. Be cause a man Is judged hy his company, you know. GREED TAKE IIKKI) i'roni tho Ass. lie li'nsts lo-dny, nmy wnnt to-mor-row. In lmyintr ('lotliiiiy don't ot your yrrjjtl for t'lirnpncss sluit 'yes to qimlity c u'liiiiintrr our Jotliinii to utvc tatisfiicln n if mono refunded. CL0TH1WO 0 ' KEU AMD CHILDEEN. A. C. Yates & i.unuEit iiuii.nivo, SIXTH Aisfjj OhESTlNUT l'llILADUbflllA. IS HEADQUARTERS FOR GENhRAL HARD WAR C Pii Varnishes, A.LL KINDS OP COAL, &. OPS. PUBLIC SQUARE, Bank Street,' Lehigh ton, Pa. PLAIN AND FANCY Bill Heads Note Heads letter Heads Statements Envelopes, Programmes Price Lists, New prcsses,.new type and excellent facilities enable us to do ill kinds of Job Work, in the best 6tyle, ant exd taraordinar low prices. Mail orders receive immediate attention. "yino! Aimmr . JOB Bank Street, ases Pah Instantly A -.it 1. trvnyiuvfis hour rjrtt. wets Nervousness, wnh Hops. Hemlock Gam and Pino BslfULin, prepared find Bproad, alt ready lo apply. tiestPhster Ever Made. Look Bold by Drug end country fttoroa. .'3Cts. O lor SI. MaUedor prise. KoIM Colli TTatch.T UO. until laiily.ii U U U tcNd in i ut world, pnnn keeper. War.! ILLlli . nnieil. llfiy SoliJ GolJ rntci uoin lluuilDCCaiei. llolh Udi ftud ceuit' !, w llh work and ca"et of equal value. One Pcrion In each 1 cltlr run lecure One free. tsrettier with our Urge end mU nabla line cf Hmiaeliold Sample a ThM uwplcc, aa well as Ih watch, wt lend V . and after vou heft keul them In your ham far 8 tnonttie end ebowa them to tboia who way bare called, Ibey become your own ProPcr,Zi, " bo" ttdo wn at once can u www m wmi mi and Samples. Weray all eipreet, freight, etatWreit btlntoaVu Co., J2ox 8 1 Portland, Maine. UNACQUAINTED WITH THE QEOQRAFIIY OP THE COUNTRY, WILL OBTAIN MUCH VALUABLE INFORMATION FROM A STUDY OF THIS MAP OF THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE. (Chicago, Rock Island Ss Pacific and Chicago, Kansas & Nebraska Eye.) City, Dea Molnas, Knoxvllle. wintorsot, Atlantic. Audubon, Harlan, Guthrio Contro. and Council Blulfa In IOWA MlnnrninoIlH nnd Rt. Paul In MINNI5. L UXJ1. b. UlUDllUblllDl tl BOTA Watertown and Sioux Folia In DAKOTA Gallatin, Tronton, Cameron, 8t. Joseph, and Kanaau City in MISSOURI Beatrice, Falrbury, and Nelson In NEBRASKA Horton, Topelia, Hutchinson, Wichita, BollovlUo. Norton, Abilene, Caldwell, In KANSAS Colorado BprlntrsrDenver, Puoblo. in COLO RADO. Traverses now and vast aroas of rich farrninor and trrazlnir lands, aft'ordlnrr tho bost faollltles of Intercommunication to older States and to all towns and cities In Southern Nebraska, Kansas, Colorado, UtaS, Now XJosloo, Indian Territory, Texas, Arizona, Idaho, California, and Paclflo coaat and trans-ocoanlc Seaports, SOLID FAST VESTIBULE EXPRESS TRAINS Of PAlaco Coaehea loarrlnfy nil oomnotltora In enlendnr nf inntnmAnf. nrA luxury of accommodations run through daily bctwoon Chicago and Colo-. rado Rnrlnim. rtnnvnr nnd Puoblo. T1JAIN SEBVIOB daily botwoon Chloai r. idbwoon unicarro ana ivtinotws itty. Renllnlncr Chair Cars (FREE), and Pc sions riallv. Cholco of routes to and Ancelss, San Dloco, San FranclBCO, and prompt coanocuons ana irun&iuru in THE FAIWOU8 ALBERT LEA ROUTE Runs superbly equipped Express Trains daily each way between Ghlcaaro. ' Hook-Island, Atohiaon, St. .Tosepl:. Loavonwortb, Kansas City and Mlnno apolls and St. Paul. Tho Favorite Tourist Una to tho sccnlo rosorts. and hunting and flchlnor rjrounds of t:.e llorthwoot. Its Watertown Branoh courses throurh tho most produptlvo !a,nda of Northern Iowa, Southwestern AUnnosota, and Cast Southern Dakota. THE SHORT LINE VIA BDNECA AND KANKAKEE offers faolUtleB to travel betwoen Cincinnati, IndUmapolia. Lafayotto. and Council BkuUB. B6. Joseph, Atchison, Loavonwortb, ICansos City, lilnnoapolls, and St. Paul. For Tiokots, Maps. Foldero, or desired information, apply to any Coupon Tiokot Office In tho united States or Canada, or address E. ST. JOHN, E. A. HOLBROOK, your Co., feTR., Blanks of all Kinds Wedding Stationer Busiaess Cards, Shipping Tags Sale Bills Ball Tickets, Circulars. &c. ROOMS, Lehighton, . COMRt-ETELY AND Back. ChH-t Bido, Kho-'Her. Neck SPEEDILY CURES All Aches, P.ilna, Bareness or Weak ness in the JJmu for the proprietor $ri!jnahtra HOP PLASTER CO., BOSTON, on a I genuine pood. WANTED , to canvass tor Hie sale of Nursery Slock. ON SM.ATtV ANI UXI'liXSES or COMMISSION. Sternly Hinployment. Apply at once, statlnftase. J.B Nellis & Cc.,! Marcli 2:l,-2in bbliUi W U. UHA.lilll(IBiL. W 1 t I . Alt U U I I. V . 1(1 Wit. i and Council Blulis Elegant Day Coaches, blnlnpr 'c lAmnhnl and Cars. V -If at m (sk oi Uaaoieik SALESMEN aiace Bioepintr cars. California Es nd from Salt Tiako City, Portland. sour- lntervoninff loci os. Quiok time, union XJoporx,
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