Unsurpassed and Unequalled In Price, Quality and Workmanship, Are thosuits, purts of suits find overcoats made out of fashionable "Wbrsteds, Cassinieres, Corkscrews, Oheyiots, &c, &c, AT CLAUSE & Merchant Tailorng Emporium, For Gents', Ladies, Youths and Children. Only the best makes at the lowest prices. You are bound to be pleased. OUR GENTS' FURNISHING DEPARTMENT Is complete in every particular. Hats, Gaps, Neckwear, 83OrPOSlTE L. & R. DEPOT,-5jf BANK STREET, - - LEHIGHTON, Pa. Has just opened an entire now line of LADIES' FINE DRESS GOODS! Comprising all the very latest stylos in White Goods, S toens, Prints, Ginghams, Marseilles, Seersuckers anr Fancy Dress Patterns of (he very best qualities at exceed ing low prices. Groceries, Provisions, Crockery ware, Glasswaxe Wood and Willowware of the best makes at low figures. Cloths Gassimers, Hats, Boots, Shoes and T eady made Clothing in great variety and at prices within the read of all purchasers prices fully as low as the same goods can bi bought for at any other general store in this vicinity. Carpets, Oil-cloths, Lamps and Fixtures in grea variety and of best quality at llock Bottom Prices. Best quality of Flour and Feed at prices fully nslow as tin same articles can be purchased elsewhere. A car load of coarse, salt has just been received the prici has been marked down to the very lowest notch. All goods of the very best quality and are being sold nt price e.qually as low as the same goods can bought at any general suu in this section. Call and be convinced. Respactfully, July23-871y . . A.M0S REIGEL. NEW FIRM ! NEW GOODS ! NEW METHODS ! , Having purchased the entire stock, good-will and fixtures 01 Samuel Seiler, we are prepared to supply his old customers ind all who wish to avail themselves of the advantages we offer in tin shape of Low Prices, First-class Goods, Good Accommodations, etc., with a complete line of Oils, Hardware, Cake Meal, Cement, Lime. Sand, Plaster of Paris, Hoofing Slate, Coal, Agricultural Implements and Repairs. We propose to re-shelve our rooms at once, and then will largely increase on stock. A cordial invitation is extended to all Lehigh Coal and Hardware Co. Glosini Bargains g Out at Cost On account of rapidly failing health the undersigned will clos out at sacrifice prices his large stock of Gents,Ladies&Children The goods are new, no shoddieB or seconds, and people wlu wisely take advantage of this great closing out sale will secun wonderful bargains in the shape of good goods at low prices. Don't Fail to Call. BANK STREET, LEHIGHTON. PA. J. L. GA -IS HEADQUARTERS FOR GENERAL HARDWARE Paints, Varnishes, Glass, ALL KINDS OF COAL, OPS. PUBLIC SQUARE, Bank Street, The very latest novelties in for You, Ei r.U )l 1 Lehighton, Pa. s Shoes LEWIS WEISS, OF INTEREST TO FARMERS. j M .tii-iuir.- 1 Are We To Have Another War? Sonio political pionliets nvor that wi shall. Do that as It may, the battle wneoi by medical sclonco against dlie.iio wll never cease until wo arrlvo at that umplni epoch when the human family shall cease ,tt he afflicted with bodily ailments. One of the potent wcapors which the armor) of medicine f mulshes. Is Hosteller' Stomach Hitters, which Is of special utllli as a tauiuy rcnieuy, as u is aunpicu.io um immediate relief and ultimata curs of tho-i disorders of tho stomach, liver and bono! which aro of commonest occuriencc. n illgestlon, bllllousncsi and constipation nn Inseparable companions, and these nllinenb arc completely eradicated by the Hitters l)ut tho remedial scope of this superlative I wholesomp and genial medicine takes n also nervous ailments, rheumatism and kidney trouble!!; its action In these, as in tho other complaints, being characterized by uncqualed thorouphnoss. Humanity to Horses.' Without a checkreln horses are con stantly nibbling at tall needs or nnvtlili.tr they can reach beforo tho plough, or ti standing thej will put their heads to tli ground, Retting tho lines under their fcui or back over the traces. Tho check should however, bo loose enough so as not to In tcrfere with pulling or free ncllon, and so tight that thoy cannot drop their beads low enough to eat anything, I bavo seen horses beforo tho plough with heads drawn up tight to roako them oven. This is down-right cruelty; besides tho tiles haye pretty much their own way with them, there ought to bo societies In the country, as well as In tho cities, to prevent cruet) to animals. 1 have not n word to say In favor of the oveicheck, this Is shameful and cruel. Old horses may 'sell very cheaply, or else bo clven to poor or heartless 111511 to rid of them. The rem ant of their lives U thus dilven and whipped out. This Is crying shame. An old or damaged hoise. It tho owner Is too poor or stingy to ltoej 111 ru In Idleness, should have' a vein In tin neck opened, when ho will part with h life and sufferings together n li bout pain. At die cold weather has come bits should now bo covered wlih new, strong muslin and sewed on tightly. If jou trust to bieatlilnj; on them or dipping in In hot water It will bo cfleticr neglected man attended to. Some object to covering tho bit for fear ol Carrying disease, but as houes should weal their own bridles there is small danger here A New Discovery. You liavc heard your friends and neigh Dors talking nboutit. You may yourself In mo of the many who know from personal experience just how good u thing it is. li von have ever tried it, von are ono of it iianch friends, because the tvouderful tliinp ibont it is, that when once given a triul, Dr. King's New Discovery oyer after holds. a place in the house. If you havenevei ised it and should licafllicied villi aconjih, :idd or any throat, lung or chest trouble, secure a Dottle at onco and yive It a fan trial. It Is guaranteed every time, or money refunded. Trial bottles free at T. D. Thomas' Drui Store. How to Have Healthy Swine. Carefully abstain from giving any medi cine whatever. Keep large and small separate, Mm not mora than ten In a lot. Feed regularly and liberally a variety of wholesome food, and let each feed bo eaten up clean befoio moro Is given. Givo wal lowing places, ashes, charcoal and salt, ind plenty of exercise In timber and pas lures, yielding shade, roots and nuts. .icorns etc , but no doubh soured slop.-, l'rovldo ventilated shutters from wlnd.raln and suow, but no litter. Hogs with litter get too warm. If you wish disease, put jour bogs to the straw pile. Maintain cleanliness in all things, llreed only na tlve animals, and'nover from a show herd. t'he off-spring of immature or pampered animals Is predisposed to disease. Give pure water from deep wells urotectcil from uirfaco water. Il'ell miter is not freezing cold In whiter nor lukewarm in suinnit-i. Il'ater from creeks (unless fed by springs) ponds or pools Is disease breeding. Plg should be forwarded In early spring anil Kept on only growing foods milk, bran, .lop, oats, green rje, urasses, clover, ncet corn until late fall; then fatten iaDldly on coin mostl, but also green re. oluo grass pumpkins, boiled potatoes and turnips, with bran, steamed clover, bay, etc. Farm and Qarder Notes. Feed In small quantlles. Keep stook of all kluds oil tho mea lows. Overfeeding Is Injuilous to all breeds if poultry. Holes in yourgranary aro holes in yout , ockcts. Do yonr choies regularly (especially he milking) and do ihem well. Study to arrange farm work, so that 'very season will b:we Us employment and us income. Do not waste wood ashes. They are valuable enough to ay for faying aud applying to the soil. Katsxnd mice often eat up the far ncr's profits. If you lu.ve uuy on your farm get rl J of tbem at once. It is claimed eery year tecs an In crease In the number of farmers who pick corn for seed as soou as It Is glazed. Farmers say that honey Is their only product that Is free from vermin. 1 t lue credit bo given the bees for this. I'hey certainly take great pains to "comb" U. Feeding red pepper to laUng hens Is not very beneficial unless glveu very mod- irately, and not oftener than three times a week. It acts as a temporary stimulant. out If given continually causes injurious effects. Aged horses should haye ground grain tt all times or tbey will not thrive, owing o their Inability to masticate the vbole grains. Where a horse Is subject to heaves ills best to moisten all the chopped or ground food. There is no necessity for pampering a bnll aud allowing it to become vicious. It can be made work, If desired, In providing power for fodder-cutters, grain mills, etc. It is done in Kurope, and is practicable here. A Western dairyman has hit upon a very simple plan for warming water In winter. lie put an iron plate, say eighteen Inches square, on the bottom of his water tank, cuttlnz away the wood, of course, where the Iron was. Under this plate he used an oil ttoye, lie says ten cents worth of oil a day would warm the water for sixty cows up to 7o or mor. y tn.rortint Advantages over all 'I. 1 iBpareflrooas. BACt:;l C:1Y FOR i.WAUOS IT. RELISH IT. Makes PI.. mo. Laughing, Itoalthy Dablee. Rei.ulat o Hie Stomach tint) Bowels. Sold Ly nrunkt. K9r., BUc, 01.00. vjci.-.s. HtwnescH & co Binunoicti, vt. Utaby Portraits. A rnn.oiioif biP-Hilul hehy portraits, printed onfinoplaU p-ji hy f'tcui photo process, sent Kjo 'o MoUior of Dtiv nby bofn wltliln a year, rvorli'itb wm. I' th-.v pi furw; tend at once, (live BuM'a iiar p n.i'l n-;". WEU3, ni.W.n N i. iO., P ops., Burlington, Vf. asos Pain Instantly Strengthens Weak .:... Quiets Nervousness. rino Balwim. prepimt no spread, all roacfr to Apply. Cest Plaster Ever Mads. Bold t)j Drtiff and country sturM. 9SCts. 6lbr8 1. MBd tot twin. ' -HiSHBAik. "'a -"-' t : ''111, 1 if m PLAIN AND FANCY dB3 Bill Heads Hots Heads Letter Heads Statements; Envelopes, Programmes, Price Lists, New presses, new type and excellent facilities ennble us to tl till kinds of Job Work, in the low prices. Mail orders receive "MM AOTOCATE" JOB ROOMS, Bank Street; Lehigh ton, Successful Troatir.an! ol DIsoaso A SOlENTiFSG DISGOVEBV-S .IIIUKOIlliS the Causii ol'ull UloeiiKCj. .IllCItdlli: KILLKR ivuis tlie .lllcriibeo. fSuocessfu! Treatment, cures: Catarrh, BronchlUSi Consumption, Malaria, Rheumatism. Wonderful Tonlr nnd II loot! I'lirlikr. The efficacy ot the Microbe Killer In cn'en of con sumption hits been bo euvctuill; demonstrated hat we nro Justiiled in clahninat t r it cmatl?e powers beyond ttiise of hhu me Heine known. We do o- claim for tt miraculous power in ourin catteg eo far (rone that cum H imptBible. but we dn clum that it wllVcure ny caso here the lunjr aro not moro than half cone. Pemn with poor appetite, weak and debilitated, will nnd it tho beat tonio. Every one should use it, particularly thi whi hare Buffered for years with incurable chronic ilw ease. Miorabeq or eerm-. are oaubf-enf disease. Tho modi -ine that will bill the germi and at tho same time oure the patient it tho one to nao. S ld only in one Ballon atone joes. ITIco P3.00. BUtficient to ltt about one montti. Cheap ; within the reach of all. Phyatcian of 17 years eipcrience in eharceof the office. Send forcircnlarand information. Wm.Badatn's Microbe Killer. SifiAGSK;: I had a tcry Had Cold, and got a bottlo of Dr. Seth Arnold's Cuugli Killer, and It helped me at once. It will do all U Is recom mended to do. Wm. 1. Alverfon, 13iaiili, Ulster County, Jf. Y. Drusglsts, 23c., CCc, sud $1.00.' ONACQUAIIITUD WITH TUB GEOQRAPUTT OF THE COUWTIIY, WILL ODTAIW MUCH VALUABLE INFORMATION FROM A STUDY OF THIS MAP OF THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE. (Chicago, Itocli Island & Pacific and OMcQgo, Kansas & Nebraska Bya.) Ita main Hues, brnncheo and estonslons woat. northwest and southwosb include Chicago, Jcllet, Ottawa, Pccrla, LaBalle, Mollno, lloclc Island In ILLINOIS Davonport, Mu3oatlno, Ottumwn, Ootolooaa, Weot Liberty, Iowa City, Dos Molnss, Ituoxvlllo, Wlntorset, Atlantic, Audubon, Harlan, QutUrlo Centre, and Council Bluffs in IOWA Minnf apolla and Bt. Paul In MINNE SOTA Watertown and Bloiuc Falls In DAKOTA Gallatin, Tronton, Camoron, BU Josepb, and Unnaos City In MISSOURI Beatrice. Falrbury, and Neleou in NEBRASKA Uorton, Topelai, Hutrblnuon, Wlcmta, BellovlUo, Norton. Ablleno, Colawoll, in KANSAS Colorado Epnntrs, Donvor, Pueblo, in COLO RADO. Traverses now and va3t areas of rich farminfir .and (jrazlncr lends, oiroraincr tuo uesc jaciiiuos or intercommunication to oiaor tjcatesontt to all towns and cities In Southern Nebraska, Kansas, Colorado, Utali, Now Mexico, inaian Tornrory, uoxaa, .nsona, lamio, uiuuornia, ana i'aoiuo coast and trana-oceanla seaports. SOLID FAST VESTIBULE EXPRESS TRAINS Of Palaco Coaches loadlner all competitors la splendor of equipment and luxury of accommodations run through dally between Chicago anf Colo rado Springrs. Denver and Pueblo. Similar MAGNIFICENT VEflOIBOLn TRAIN SERVICE dally between Chlcacro and Council Blufls (Omaha), and between Chicago and Kansas City. BleBrant Day Coachos, DlnlnrrCors, Itocllnlncr Chair Cars (FREE), and Palace Bleeping, Cars. California Bxcur Blona daily. Choice of routes to and from Bolt Xalio City, Portland, Los Ansrolos, San Bistro, San Francisco, and intervening localities. Quick time, prompt connections and transfers In Union Depots. THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE Runs s ElTnrAfui TmlnB UocU Island, AWulaon, St. Joseph, Lcavenwoi-tb, lSapaa City and Minne apolis and Bt. Paul. The ravonio Tourist Une to the epenfo resoru, and hunting and fis! courses through fishing grounds of the Northwea' irh the most rroduotlve l&naa of No id East Soutnorn Dakota. lalnnosota, ana East soutnorn THE SHORT LINE VIA 8BNBOA ln..nl ViAfrrnAn ninolnnatl. TniHnT.nnnlla. ll&xra Joseph, Atchison, Loavon'worth, Kanpiw For Tickets, Maps, Polders, or dastrod information, Tioliot Offloo in tho United Btctaa or Canada, or addri E. ST. JOHN, General H&ssjrer. GItXflACiO, It's Easy to Dye I WITH Superior IN Strength, Fastness, Beauty, AND Simplicity. Warranted to color inorft mviriRthin finvnthp. dyes ever mnde, and to give more brilliant end durable colors. Auk for tho lhantnut, and lako no other. 36 colon 1 to cents each. WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO., Burlington, Vt. For Gliding or Broming Fancy Articles, USE DIAMOND PAINTS. Qold, Silver, Dronro, Copper. Only to Cents, COMPLETELY AND Hack. SPEEDILY CURES An AehM, P.nlns, ScnmoM or "Weak ness la tlv Byes 1 t AS N-iSr r 1 vnn&t. Hidn. Ktdn7. BhrnilatrT, Keck IJmM . Masrlea. lenifer to? tmnrMnr' tlonnlure ti6v PLASTES C3,, OOSTOH. on a-l pontine i-mv. Blanks of all Kinds Wedding Stationer-, Business Cards, Shipping Tags " Sale Bills Ball Tickets, Circulars. &c. best style, ant exd taraordinan immediate attention P.n. Mmi UHbAM BALM. Cleanses tho Nasal Passages, Allays Pain and Inflai.i mation, lloals the Sores, llestoies the Sense o f Taste aud Smell. TKY Tnii CURE. A particle applied Into eai'li nostril and Is agree I aide. Price 00 cents at ilriiuislstsi hy inall.resls ! tired, oocents. ULY BltOS., 5G Warren street, hew York. sept32-wi8 ! 13 "WEEKS. :o: I Tho TOLICE GAZETTE will be mallfd, 1 ecurely wror ped, to any address in the Onl I ed States for threo months on receipt of One Dollar. Liberal discount allowed to prslmsslors, agents and clubs Sample copies mailed tree Address all orders to , RICHARD It, FOX, i Mar 30,1885-ly Feakei.in Square, N. Y dallv fifich wav between lTli r rrr ,t. Ita Watertflwn Gmnnli orthern Iowo, Southwootoni AND KANKAKEK orftrs faollitlas to City, Mlnnsspoili faun, ana uounou iiiuuB, uu apoiio, ana St. Fauh , apply to any Coupon E. A. HOLBROOK, Uta'l Ticket & Pass. Amai. X.L. AS WE CLI HDMOROSITIES. Bnoklsn's nrnlo PMre Tin- '-,t snlve In Hie world lor cnts, iini'ws, not "..Hirer, irtt rhuem. fever or", tcttor, chapped hand, chilblains, coiiii. and all skin eruptions, and positively iit piles, or no pay required. It Is guaranteed to glvo perfect sati '..irllnn. 01 num.. i.' milled. I'rico 25c. 1 e: bon. at Tlimn.-i ' Harry iUullen. near KilenvMIe, N. Y.. while out bird sliooiiiu; sun a big brnr, but not being loaded fur brnr lie gave It a wide berth fur' tho tinio boln((. The nextday b set a irny, nnd the day tolluwlng visited It armed with a Winchester rifle. The trap was undistui bed, but as he was ijolng awn ho heard a noise In tho bushes and saw the bear running oil Harry llreu and the beai fell. It got up nt onre, however, and start ed toward A second ball fired at Us broad breast did tho woil:. The animal weighed 420 pounds. The two bullets which had been fired Into opposite ends ol the animal were found within eight Inches of each otlicr. ' Billion's Consumption Cnre. Xo. 1. This is beyond iiucstinn the mon suctossful Uiiuwh Medhinc e haxe evel sola, u few doses invariably curtM tho worei i!es ot Lough, Uroup, nnd lironchitls,wliiu it's uonderl'ul siiccess in the ctiio of Con sumption is without a parallel in the history I niediciuo. blnco u s nrsl uiKrovery 1. I1111 been sold on n guarantee, n tot wliltl. no other medicine can stand. If you have .1 Cough wo earnestly ask you . to try 11 i'rico 10 cents, 60 tents, and 1, II your tunas are sor-, Chest or Hack lame, use "hllnh s rirou 1 lastcrs. bold bv 1. . l riinm.ti, I.elilgbtnn. k W. ltiery V'oiKpt,vl It is a curious fayt thaioue of Ihcmosi prulificor insects is nevermore than annul to her own children. Consumption tnrtl Cured. ToTHSKutiou l'lvuxe iulbriu yoiirrcni ers that 1 have a positive lemeily fur tie above name dieeuse. ITy its timely u ihoiiwindi of hopeless cases have been per iiiuueutly ciirid. 1 shall he glad to hen two botl'lmof mv renmlv frte to nv 1 vour rciiik'is wlm havo itui.uuiplion if the will send me iheir e.iprvs nd pott llici lullll'M-H. llfKl.VCtllllly, L . A. 1C1II1. M. V. 181 i'e.iii ft., St:w Vnl.. The "hluh and lofu tumbler" 1 inori' thnu one turning polii'. !n Lis cairei Ob. What a Uoagii. Will yon heed the warning. The fdgnal perhaps of Ihe sure approach 01 that moie tflllOie UlTHSir, LIMllllllill"H. ;lSS ol.l ol. if vou can athud for tl.c v.xku ui .i.n in.; 50 coins, 10 run liiu Hail uud do l:otldn, r..u it I. .... , .1... hiloh'i Cure will cute uur cougli. iiiivcr lulls. 'I his explaint. why more tluu a jlilliou luiltlcs weiesoll tin: p::st yeai it relieves f rouii, and wlinopinir 10112I1 a nice. Mothem do not be without it. Fn ante hncit, side or clu'!-l. I'm; Miiloh'11 l'oi .ma l'laster. Hold bv T. D. 'lhonias, Le uightou, W. liieiy W eissporl. Since Ma 0, liisa, the killim: of deei on Cap Cod has bucn forbidden b. law under a heavv penalty, and the result i ihat the 50,000 acres of woodland bctwcti Sandwich, Falmouth, and IMjiuoulli an tluoiiRcd lib deer, now quite tatuc. Whei tUe law was not lu forco about "JUO jcars lb.il legion has been a favoiilu liuiillii), i;iouud. Among the relics in Pilgrim Hall 1'lymoutn, Is and old ride, onco owned bj a famous hunter of Tl) mouth, nnd on th slock in u 200 notches, ojcIi notch icprescnt lilt; a deer slain b the PuritPin Nlmretl. Dyspepsia ana Liver Complaint- Is it nut woith the small price of 75 cent to lice yomeelf of every symptom of thew dittrebbiiik! complaints, if you thini: so cul at our store and tret a bottle of Shiloh Vitalize!-.' Kveri bollle lias a printed glial untee on it. lite uccorulngly, nnd H it dm you nu ctiou it will cost vou iiotnlng. feul oy T. D. Thomas, Lehiuhtoii, VI. l!ier Veissport. At Dr. Skitchley's ostrich ranch, neai Kcd'Dlulf, Cal., Is a pen in which a hei o if rich Is silting on thirteen cg3S. She coyers the egus nicely, and as sliuslislheit with her lung neck and head laid nt ful lenylb on tho ciounJ, looks like a moss cpveicdrock. Her husband keens guaid over ber in very picturesque fashion, walk Ing up and down ihe fenro with stalelj tread, his rich, glossy plumogo gllstenluu in the sunlight, and his eyes Hushing dull ance. IIo looks ready to tackle ninlhln man or beast, that should disturb tho prlv aur ot bis home. No lioueeliol I which in blessed with cliilti ren, tliculil lie without .yers Clicrr. Pectoral. In ilia treatment of croup tux wliooping cough, the Peeioral hasun nlitiuc- musical eObct. It ullaya liifluiiiution, free ihe ulistrueied air nassaes mid controls tli desire to cough. There Is a uliaiuiliix elasticity about Strl of eighteen Springs. Whai"Peculiar" Mean. Alii'lied to Hood's ISiirtaparillu, the word I'cculiur i of great impi.rlniice. It nieani that hoodV Snrsuiurilla is different from other preparations in many ltal points, which rauLe it u ihoruiighly lionet,! nnd re liable medicine. It in l'eeuliar, in utlricth medicinal tento : iirat, in the tombinalioi f remedial ngenls used ; second, in (lie pro, portion in which they lire prepared luiid .ii the process by which the active curativ n:-oierile3 of the medicine are secured .Siudy tlleo points well. Tlicy imunvol nines. They make Hood's Eartnparill tVcoliar in its curative powere, as it acconi plirlics uoiiderful cures hitherto unknown and which giro to Hood'a fiarsapanlla clear right to the title, of "Tio Kre.ueoi olood puritier tver disenvcred." A cood many ilouuh heads are still found aiuoiijt the upper crust. A spring m.dicine is needed by everyone. Winter food, largely consitins of sale mea ind unimul fats, caiiteu the liver to become lisordered and tlm blood imuri-, heuce the ..ecobity of a cleansing meaicine. The best . AVer's tiareaparllla, In school of rbli tba joung Ideals ibUbilets taught not how to shoot out low to swim. t ilAKK No .Mhiakc Il'yon havo made ip your mind to o..y tiood'a dartapkril a d i ,ot be induced to lake any otho , II od' Sarapaiilla is a peculiar medicine, possess ing, by virtue of its ecull.i conu.inatiuii, pruportlon and preparation, curjiive power uperior to any otln r ni tide ol tbe kind bi lore tbe people. For all aflcctlons ansini; Irom imt ure blood or low ttato of the i-ys-tera it is unequalled. lie sum to get llood't. Boarder "This is excellent tea you haye, 3ln. Slimfare "Tea? That's uot tea, It's coffee," ' Ten months aco Annie Ozburn, now j but two and a half itais olil, became ill, and, In spite of tlie best doctors of Atlanta whero she lived, grew worse, until they 4IU 1111 6IIH IUUJU BUICJ UlC. JJUb IJD ilidn't; she lived, and a inonii "r tnoago becan to set belter. A fe ago she complained of a pain la he ' aud her! niiitlmr ffiiitwt that nn tlitt 1 ti 'iii.t tu. ! low tbe ribs and under the ska., ..usaliard! substance. A doctor can.e, and, cuttlnji down, brought out a needle two Inches lone. It Is supposed that Ancle swalloned ihe lieedU and that it was th caute of htr Uinen. , f ;' -. ' ; " Out fiom Fxohangea. ' Uorr 'o tuli - k mKi c r i. Wnnmii''. uni In t.nU .f ' . Nn In fly ;ii' ro iiinrli in ' tie Unrdi'h us J'dni Li runt. i 'rhcic is no t irk in tho mIp-' wnlchcb of tin; night. A womnn's will is oi.e I'.u cvpu the Inwycrs rnn't n v:. How to tct even with smut men pay tlicm wlmt nu or' them. j No woninn fools likp (liiiiliniri loctry when thero is n nionst' in j 10 room. Cats nrc tlio ncets of tho low- or nniinuls. Thev nlone intlnl"c in the mews. A hew and a cry usually fol- ow tlie boy s acquisition ot a jockct knife. The sweetest of sweet girls who will wait for you is worth ler weight in gold. One never trrunibles if lie finds i hare among the vhutls whilf atmg n game supper. The hungry, shipwrecked sail- r clinging to the raft in mid- ocean, always longs lor chop seas. The embezzler who stained ins nair to escape detection evi- lently " dyed for liberty." The left bower the man who isn't rocomiiml bv tho Indv to whom lie lifts his hat. One diffetence between a doir and boy is that when a dog find?. rent lie doesn t spend it for candy. It the oyster could speak it would probably refer to lo the clHm pist now as its 'steamed contemporary, l he ptohibitionists point with pride to the running i?rooks as m evidence ol the virtue to be ibund in the cold water. ihe trying machine cannoi uccessfully wrestle with cur rents ; the same may be said ol he small boy, if ihe currants are reen. A crusty old bachelor says he liinks it is woman, and not her wrongs, that ought to be re dressed. iMany women would deny themselves numerous pleasures for the ballot, and a great man) men would sacrifice a great deal for the bullet. More than three'fourths of the bakers in tlie United States are offJerman birth. German bred, us it were. " H'oman is the (Sunday ol man," says a contemporary phil-o.-opher, who evidently never thought about the sermons. It is perfectly astonishing how long a boat can stand on the starboa'rd tack without showing the least sign of pnm. " H'oman's work is never done." IVell, why1? because they stand out in li out and talk to each other so long, that's why, A lady in rjhicago, well-known in society, gambols on tho yreen for the entertainment ol her guests. In other words, s e dunces on the billiard table ? Queen Emma of Holland con tinually winks while speaking For this reason she is nbliyd to have all her prescriptions put up Oy tuephone. lirown, finishing his story Now that is what I call well, gruesome, ltobinson Kight you are, o;d man : at least it grew some since I heard it last A bcietitihc maniac wants to know w hat degree of Fahrenheit will make u gum boil lie should cotsult the couple who swing on the gal;e by the lam bent light of the moon. Mrs. Mm J'ou.t Will you have a piece cl the mince pie, Air. Iiisuip Jr. Plitterly li, skip, horror stricken tit the re membrance A'o, 1 thank you : I ate bomf the other night, and 1 dreamt 1 was living in Biook l)ii ugain. Dumley i?rown wants to bet me $100 that in ten years more JS'ew York will have a popula tion of ever two millions. Kou inson, excitedly Take him up, Dumley, tuke him up and let me .hold tlie money. An intelligent gentleman from Germany, on his first visit to an American church, had a contribution-box with a hole in the top presented to him, and whis pered to the collector, "1 don't got mein bupers, und can't vote." tatoves, Tinware, Heaters aud Ranges, i in ureat Variety at I c . i . , OA.MUEL lH RAVJEIt S I , I Opular btoro, Bank Street, Roofing and tjpOUtinL'll special f f:'u.i ty. Stove repairs furnished on snort notice. Prices Ueasonable! I lest fr'i i , i ' i , 1 .! ! Au indtHpon ' ' I "T flnl i-n nn ' ti. Al. , , " I in d . '1 lor 1,1 i o v, : S -v I ' - . - E-i i , . . ; for u'.i, I I) I inede i.e in ' Cmfiv ,iv, "My v .: with p'inH n. .. '. tried iiuii ' i , ' hor :i'.i w f,d i"'i 1 I , Aycr'.Co- r reri.-ra. , . li r ! ' linr. X in i .1 "t . M( 'i i. ii. ! t. mnasloH, nnd Hie cough v. a-. .11. '.id l. tlm usp of" Ayei's l i 1 . ' : i' 1 hao no 1). il:i!ioti llT ,, " . :k:,ii tlili tnn'l 'i...,'--1:i.i. ,, 1') man Kec'lijht, M. 1 . n, . . "Ajrr's i !u-rvv IV (. i ; , 1 , f- a sovriM e i!il which in'!'. . ! , 1 nil lunf!!). ?Iv wife "a, t I he';.-, her more than mij '"r o ' run t.!m over imoil." Hnoi m , It. T.IIh';I . Kannn. Ayefs Oiierr? FoocoraU I r i i ; I -. in- Dr. J. C. Ay.ii' & s i . Li-'oil, Macs. 6oUHyallIruBSl.'.r. I'rte.'M; nlx Lollies, ?5. .tlilWiillW. miPlllUC UKLlKir A miiiuu ii uvi iuiiu CURE. 10 .1 TriltO. Horalla; n KiiOit nuO ft. 4Anin. fliml IrlQIctut i.Qiri.rnrs rntnl l.vlhlaa' lin.ioo . ildrimCcntrnlAIrdlcol cinilburglon) i1,.'."Jt? oso t-ocum Ht., Ot IrfiUlf . M Slillirt l trentnifiit olvcn all klmln of rariiln. hi. li.r.l'i-ulcn.r" t i stonlnil cHmiums npiliirl Htfl trou t.pn In nrnlo oixi fnii,laiarrloltT lit f jiflti write tn bftore ttiinRtreatinb.itiiUivhore 'ioaultMloDrreaandlxvlted. Wlien I sny Crr.n I do not moan merely to stop th, m lor li lime, and then have them re turn again. I MF AN A KAUICA1, CUl'.K. 1 havo raado tun discaso of PITS, EPILEPSIT ov FALLING SICKNESS, A llfe-loni: study. I VfArttUNT my remedy ta Cniiu the wort case- Because others liars falloil is no ton son tor not now receiving a cureL send at once fur a ireatie aim a hike uon lbi ot my iNrAMinLK 11EMEDV. Give Expiou) and I"ot Oitlie. It costa you nothtnij lur a. tii.il. and it nlll euro you. ArtUrces , H. O. ROOT, M.C., 1 83 PCABt St.. HtVf You OF PURE GQS ISUEa OIL QMQ HYPr-HOSPHITES AlmoGt 03 Palatable as MIIIc. So itlcftulsi (1 thai It nnn be taheo, dlgacit, and elmlMra hy the lauil omltlvo tOi"l), iriicn lite plain oil ranntit lie ttitxrted; nntl by the Mm, binatlon oftl'-s oil -rltli the tiypophoo phltes la miti.!1. mire elUccvioua. Bemsrkatto ni c 2cfh prcdnccr. Ferfcns gab rsf'.i!;' vhllc tsklng It. SCOTT'S RjrrjI.SIONiN aolcnowledgedbj FhTsiciaiiR to 1) tic Finest aud Best prepa tatiou in tbo vrcrl 1 fc r the roll and curs of CQNSUEttPTJOM, OOfiOFULA, CENERAl. E.iJiUTY, IVA8T1NQ i DISDACE, V MAOJATlOM, COLDS and Cl'lSOJilC COUCH3. The great rvrti-, ' ' (Vmrjnptian, anil Waslinain Chik'. M h-j all Druggists. SSff Piso's Curo for Con sumption Is also tbo beat Cough Medicine. If you havo a Cough without diauaso of tho Lungs, tt fow doses are all you need. But If you ne gloct this easy moans of eafoty, tho slight Cough may bocoino a ser!ou3 matter, aud soveral bot tles will uo required. Ptao'a Remedy tor Catarrh U toe Sold by druixlsts or sont br mau. nn m. i. xiazviuae, waxron, ra. S3SEASES CF Mm OMLY DloodPoUon,DlitiiBMCtKI1no7B,Bladdraadothcrdiw sani.cakDeeset,NerToaX6 ill r LotMnbood,r saltsof Errors n Youttiar Mil niaal HiiroAbrmall. Adutesa DE 171 Wt 12th Sti New Yoi oared Uon u t-irion unrtti Jii.rehsi. n AFTER ALL QTHEflS FAIL Oft 1? 1 R1 a t.1nm Vr.t !)0 years' ox p Hence in all Hneclnl 'LKaiw muneDtly restores those w-Ofiitenod ly tur!,- : crHlons, Ac. Call or write. i9au.l iit i ConlldcDtlal lluur.10 A.M. Ml ;UM.,in4 7 evening $$nitvuumitoxJA, All Kind of 'e;it and Cheap at thi Ofllco 1 WBE. ss sspfa jfe WW 1 1 w OlliiPn,, . m Work; 1 zamwz&.m&x
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