1 Unsurpassed and Unequalled In Price, Quality and Workmanship, Are tho fcuitd, parts of Buits and overcoats made out of fashionable Worlds Cassiineres, Corkscrews, ' VV Oheriots, &c, &c, at GLAUSS & BROTHER'S ' Merchant Tailoring Emporium, Bank St., Ijehtohtow For Gents', Ladies, Youths and at the lowest prices. You are bound to be pleased. OUR GENTS' FURNISHING DEPARTMENT Ta romnlfttn in everv particular. r i Hats, Caps, Neckwear, &c. raOPPOSITB L. BANK STREET. - ;1 Has just opened an entire nevr line of LADIES' FINE DRESS GOODS! Comprising all the very latest styles in Whito Goods, Sa teens. Prints. Ginghams, Marseilles. Seersuckers and Fancy Dress Patterns of the vng low pnees. Groceries, Provisions, Crockeryware.Glasswaxe. WoaHafand Willowware of the best makes nt low figures. Cloths' Cassimers, Hats, Boots, Shoes and F.eady made Clothing in great variety and at prices within the reach of all purchasers prices fully as low as the same goods can be bought for at any other general store in this vichnty. Carpets, Oil-cloths, Lamps and Fixtures in great variety and of best quality at Rock Bottom Prices. Best quality of Flour and Feed at prices lully as low as the same articles can be purchased elsewhere. A .car load of coarse salt has just been received the price has 'been marked down to the very lowest notch. All goods of the Very best quality and are being sold at price equally aa low as the same goods can bought at any general store in this section. Call and be convinced. RespctfuUy, July23-871y &M0S REIGEL. NEW FIRM ! NEW GOODS ! NEW METHODS ! Having purchased the entire oamuel beiler, we are prepared to supply Ins old customers pnri all who wish to avail themselves of the advantages we offer in the shape of Low Prices, First-class Goods, Good Accommodations, etc.,, with a complete line of Oils, Hardware, Cake Meal, Cement, Lime, Sand, Plaster of Paris, Eoofing Slate, Coal, Agricultural Implements and Repairs We proj apose dial 1 to' re-shtlve our rooms stock A con invitation is extended to all Lehigh Coal Closing Out Bargains On account of rapidly failing health the undersigned will close out at sacrifice prices his large stock of Gents,Ladies & The goods are new, no shoddies or seconds, and people who wisely take advantage of this great closing out sale will secure wonderful bargains in the shape of good goods at lowrices. Don't Fail to Call. BANK STREET, LEHIGHTON. PA. J. L. GABEL'S -IS HEADQUARTERS FOR GENERAL HARDWARE Paints, Varnishes, Glass, ALL KINDS OPS. PUBLIC SQUARE, Bank Street, Children. Only the best makes The rerv latest novelties in S. DBPOT.-S - LEHIGHTON, Pa. very best qualities at exceed stock, good-will and fixtures of at once. and then will largely increate our and Hardware Co. at Cost. Bi for You. Childrens Shoes LEWIS WEIS I-HJII OF COAL, Lehighton, Pa OF MEREST TO FARMERS. & vilatbU Kadleal Traatfie. Tho edition for 1839 of the Stirling Medi cal Annual, known m Hosteller' Almanac, U now ready, and maj b obtained, free of cost, of (IruKKiiU ami general country dealers in all turns of the United mates, Mexico, and indeed in ever civilized iior- tion f the Western Hemisphere. This Almanac has bcM issued regularly at the commancement of avarf year for over one fourth of a century. H combines, with the soundest practical advice for the preserva tion and restoration 01 iieaiin, a large amount of interesting and amusing lifilit reading, and tho calendar, astronomial 11 calculations, chronological items, Ac, art nrenared with ertat circi and will be found entirely accurate. The issue of Hostcttcr's Almanac for 1889 will probably be the the larcest edition of a medical work over Eublished in any country. 1 lie proprietors, fessrs Hosteller A Co- l'lttsbunrli. Pa- on receipt of a two cent stamp, will forward a copy by mall to any erson who cannot pro cure ont in his ueighnorliooil. X front in Wintering i'oor Animals. Now is the time to set rid of the poorer animals. It will not pay to winter them, as better animals will give larger returns for shelter, care and feed. It Is not economy to keep a poor nnimal through any season; but It Is most extravagant to keep it through the winter. It is tha bight of folly in stock raising to sell tho best and keep the worst. True, the bast bring the largest prices; but if you sell the best and keep the worst, soon your best will be no better than your worst is now, and your worst will such that the more you have the poorer you will be. You, by this plan, constantly make your animals poorer; and as tho stock raiser makes his animals poor he makes himself poorer. It he keeps up the process, bankruptcy Is as sure as fate. The opposite policy Is the winning policy, Sell the poorest and retain the best. And sell- eneucli of the poorer animals that you may buy a few better than the best you now have. This Is making your animals constantly better and yourself richer. Soon your worst will bring as much as your best now, It you haye not pure-bred animals, sell enough scrubs or grades to buy an animal of each sex, pure-bred Hold fast to tho full-blooded produce aud to tbe highest grades. Almost before yon ate aware of It you will have only pure bred animals. If one we itart with p'uro-bred animals, the Increase of breeding makes us rich in flocks and herds of the best blood in what, when the goal Is reach' ed, seems a very short time. Farm and Oarden Usui. In developing cows for butter the feeder should be sure that he does not over feed, but as ho finds they eat with a good appetite he may add a little more to each feed, and so continue gradually to Increase the feed as they will bear It. Their power digestion will increase, and he may gradually Increase the milking capacity of bis cows and their production of butter. Tho skill of thai feeder has much to do with the result. A Western dairyman has hit upon yery simple clan of warming water for his stock to drink la winter. He put an Iron plate, say eighteen Inches square, on the bottom of his water tank, cutting away the wood, of course, where the Iron was Under this plate he uses an oil stove. He says 10 cents worth of oil a day would warm the water for sixty cows up to 70 or more. -There Is no necessity for pampering bull and allowing It to become yiclous. can be made to work, If desired, In provid ing power for fodder-cutters, grain-mills, c It Is done in Europe, and Is practi cable here. Aged horses should haye ground grain at all times or they will not thrive, owing to their inability to masticate tbe whole grains. Where a horse is subject to heaves it Is best to moisten all the chopped ground food. Feeding red pepper to laying hens is not beneficial unless given yery moderately, and not oftener than three times a week, It acts as a temporary stimulant, but If given continually causes Injurious effects, -No flower Is more popular than the aster, and few have held so high a place In popular esteem for so many years, and It Is still growing in favor. For an autumn show of llowirs we bays not Its equal. la Consnmptloa InenrabU? Bead the following: Mr. C. II. Morris, Newark, Ark., savs: "Was dewn with ab scess of lungs, and friend and physicians pronounced me an Incurable Consumptive, Began taking Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption, am now' on my third hot' tie, and able to oversee the work on my farm, It is the Guest medicine ever made." Jesse Middlewart, Decatur, Ohio, says: "Had it not been for Dr. King's New Dis covery for Consumption I would have died of Lung Troubles. Was given up by doc tors. Am now in best of health." Try it. Sample bottles free at T. D. Thomas' Drug Store. Uaafal and logKastirt. Barberries make an exceedingly pretty garnish, and may be very easily preserved for this use, as tbey need only to oe placed in jar with brine to keep indefinitely. Green grapes, picked while tbe skins and pulp are still tender, may be pickled la the same way, and have a piquant flavor that suggests olives. Red coloring, which is often required for jellies, ice cream, syrups and icings for cakes, is made by bollintr of lean grains of powdered cochineal In half a pint f water, to which a piece of alum the size of a hazel nut and a drachm and a half of cream ef tartar are added. Boll all together slowly for half an hour, then' strain and bottle. A good breakfast dish may be made with the remains of any old cod fish. Fr them from bones and. flake into quite I small pieces, add pepper, salt, a little bread crumbsjor a cold potato and tvr or three well-btaten etsa; form Into balls or small oval cakes, and fry a light brown In boiling butter; drain them by laying on paper. Cold tongue grated and laid pretty thickly ion hot buttered toast Is also a very" good breakfast dish. Ladles, when they purchase kid gleves, should examine separately the fingers of each glove and take none that have broken stitches. Stretch the seams carefully be tween the thumb and forefinger; if the kid comes away from the thread, leaving a white 'seam, that is not the pair for yon. Elastic kid generally wears well. Stiff and unyielding skins are worthless. They neither fit nor wear well. Narrow gloves never fit or wear well, and disfigure the hand Instead of beautifying It. Short fingered glovss dtforta tbe hand. My Poor Back ! That "poor back" Is held responsible for more than its share of the suffering of mankind. If your dog bites a man who kicks it, do you blame the dog? On the same principle the kidneys utter their protest resulting constipation. These force them system of the poisons which are the blood. Then the sufferer says the eased. "Not yet:" but they will the blood purified, and the constipation of kidney troubles, and Talne's Celery With-its tonic, purifying, and laxative kidneys, making it almost infallible in neys. If your hopes of cure nave not i Jl pound; it gives perfect health to all who complain of "their poor backs." Solo by Druggists. Send WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO., Proprietors, BURLINGTON, VERMONT. Easea Pain Instant!) Strenathens Weak Quiett Nerrousnesi, Vimh not. Hemlock Onm and fx lln. mum, propuvu uu ttMul, all rudr to apply. Beit Plaster Erer Mad. Sold hj Drex and eosnfar ttons. 5 Cls. a for 81. Milled far price. ' X K .Ttv V htt.A 5m HsV 1 W WW p PLAIN AND FANCY Bill Heads Note Heads Letter Heads Statements, Envelopes, Programmes, Price Lists, New presses, new type and excellent facilities enable us to de all kinds of Job Work, m the low prices. Mail orders receive "CillBOl AOTOCATB" JOB ROOMS, Bank Street, Suscatsful Trealntont of Disease A SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY ! AIIUUOBK8 the Caaso of all Dlietuet. MICROBE KILLER IUlIa tbe microbes. Suocesful Treatment, cures: Catarrh, Bronchitis, baniumpuona Malaria, Rheumatism. Wonderful Tonic and I Mood l'uriner. Tba iffleur of the tflerobt KlUar In umi of eon munition bM bNB so ffeeiaailjr d6mooitntd t hat we an jTUtUltxl in elimin tig it enrktif power bftond those o( eny wkitriiw known. We do not claim for It miravenloni sower in online ceeee to fer tod that eore U ImpoMible, bnt we dt elaizn that It will core njcue where the lanjrt are not more than half cone, Pereone with poor appetite, wek and debilitated, will find ft the beet tonio. Ktbit one ahould uee ft, partlcnlarlj those who hare inffared for year with incarable chronic die easea. , Miorobee, orferms, arecauof dleease. The medicine that will kfl) the terma and at the same time core the patient Is the one to nee. Sold onlr In one nellon atone ion lvtfM tt!l.fWi. tnffleient to last abbot one raon" reach of alL Phraiaian of 1' iui. uncap i witnin tne ehaiYe of the ofBoe. Bend for eircniar and infonna Wm. Radam's Microbe KUIer. r-LV..h. I had ft Tory Bad Cold, and got a bottlo or Dr. Soth Arnold's Couch Killer, and it helped me at once. It will do all It la recom mended to do. Win. r. Alverson.Brancli, Ulster County, N. Y. Droeelsts, 25c., Ma, and S1.Q0. mm Iii iSaffflofeP UNACQUAINTED WITH. TUB GEOOHAPIIY OF THE OOUNTRr, WILL OBTAIN MUCH VALUABLE INFORMATION FBOM A STUDY OF THIS MAP OF THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE. (Chicago, Bock Island & Pacific and Chicago, Kanaaa & Nebraska Bys.) lu main lines, branches and extensions west, northwest and southwest Include Chicago, JoUet, Ottawa, Peoria, La Salle, Mollno, Hock Island In city. Dea Moines. r...M nnrl rimmoll Ttliifftl In IHIU A I-,V. . V . t" . . ' . uuxa wutertowu una' louxruis in yiiiwfty!l""iUMI'w"i w, ;v-v St. Joseph, and Kansas, City In MISSODBI-BeaWce. Falrbury, and Nelson in NEBRASKA Horton. Topoko, Hutchinson, Wichita, Belleville. Norton, Abilene, Caldwell, In KNSAS-Colorado Springs, Denver, Pueblo, in COLO RADO. Traverses new and vast areas or rich Airmin and rrrazlnff lands, alrordlnsr the best facilities of Intercommunication to older States and to all towns and cltios tn Southern Wobraska, Kansas, Colorado, Utah, New Meitcorindian Territory. Texas, Arlzono, Idaho, California, and Paclflo coast and transooeanla Seaports. SOLID FAST VESTIBULE EXPRESS TRAINS Of Pe.lo.oe- Coaches leadtaff all competitors in splendor or equipment and luxurv of aooommodatlons run through dally botweon Chicago and Colo joifieive? .SidlpuSblor; Slmilw'MA0111.?1 VESTIBULE i a iw oi'fiihrra riaiiv hatwnnn nhlcarro and Council Bluffs (Omaha), and between Chlcatro and Kansas City. Elegant Day Coachas. Dlntner Cars, noellnlntr Chair Cars fPHEE). and Palaco Bleeping. Cars. Cajlfornlaxqur- ions a an lally. Choice of routes to and from Salt "Lake) City, Portland, Los sTBaa Diego, San Francisco, and Intervening locolitlos. Quick Urns, ; conneotlona and transfers In Union Depots. Angeles, prompt THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE Runs superbly equipped Express Trains dally each way between Chicago, Bock Island. Atehlson, St. Joseph, Leavenworth, Kansas Ctty and Minne opolis and tit. Paul. Tho Favorite Tourist Uno to tho scenio resorts, and hunting and fishing grounds of the Northwest. Its Watertown Branch course through tho moat nroduotlvo lands of Northern Iowa, Southwestern Minnesota, and Bast Southern Dakota. THE BHOQT LINE VIA SENECA AND KANKAKEE offers facilities to travel botwoen Cincinnati. Indianapolis, Lafayotto, ond Council Bluffs, St. Joseph, Atchison. Loavenworth, Kansas City, IlinneapoUa, and St, Paul. For Tloketo, Uaps, Folders, or desired Information, apply to any Coupon Tloket Offloa la tha United States or Canada, or address E. ST. JOHN, E. A. HOLBROOK, 9M0tllmim MiffO, ILL. ttT TlktSaJ.Agwit, against nervousness, impure blood, and do extraordinary work in ridding the result of effete matter retained in the back aches; the kidneys are (lis- unless the nerves are strengthened, removed. These ore the causes Compound removes them quickly, effect, it also strengthens the weak curing all diseases of the nerves and kid- been realized, try Paine Celery Com Price flfiO. for Illustrated Fates. COMPLETELY AND Bwk. OhMt, speedily CURES AH AehM, Pilna, SoronMa or Wuk CMatatto man. kldoers. tmomaoi I Norn. L Limb, or Mtuclea. taakOTthe proprietor' I tlfTnatnre HOP PLASTER CO., BOSTON, , on a't ffenuine goodi. Blanks of Kinds Wedding Stationery ' Business Cards, Shipping Tags Sale Bills ' Ball' Tickets, Circulars. &c. best style, ant cxd taraormnan immediate attention. Lehighton, Pn. ELY'S CREAM BALM. Cleanses the Nasal Passages, Allajs rain and Inflaii ruatlon, Ilsals tin Sores. Restoies the Sense o f Taste and Smell. -FEVER TRY the CtTRE. A particle applied Into each nostril and Is agree able. Price GO aeDts at drnKdsts: by tnall.reuls- irnid. counts. U.T liiiuk.. so Warren street. HeW Vatk. apti-wl8 $1 13 WEEKS. The POLICE GAZETTE will be mailed. rcurfly wrapped, to any address in the Uni- ed Slates for three months on receipt ol . One Dollar. Liberal discount allowed to pnstmaetirs agents and clubs Sample copies mailed free Address all orders to HICHAM) K. FOX. May 30,1885.1y Fkikklix Eqciiu:, N. Y M Inn PfTin A.--.ml nAlln.lH rnMn.An Oovmawa. Say I AS WE 0 IP flOMOROSITIES Bn(!ilfii .rn!e 'aire. The limit lain- in ih woil-l iui u bruisoi. m.iik.ii'i - r.,wilt il"i 'm.fi crMiri'. tcLor. I'lii-pH".! limit! . liilliUnv mi.' mill nil fklti priift ' n . :m..i v.,,m-i hu pili'S, in no mi ! !. . ! '., . jii-ii-nnii'p.' io give partem i ...... it li..,,.- ; n iiiufcd. I'rtri" fii 1 1 ' n tr I h .. .' Thcru can In- im smril aucri"f. tn .dverlli. sn-'li i iii I" As undo i. ma ?u i. gildi'. We.ilili Is not having jKisseasloim, It l-ii-ing alili In ti'P tlicm. Wo led jlisl as mill vlien we be- leve wc nrt admired by otheis. us if were really so. Oh, What a Coagh. Will you heed the warning. The i-lanal I perhaps of tin sure iijipriKii-h of -hat inort terrible disease, Contmnpliuii. Ask your- .elvcH il you cun nllnril Inr llio nakt; ul wiv- Ilng SO cents, to run the risk and dn iioiliim; for It. We know from cxiieiieiue linn Shiloh's Cure will cuto vour couch, li I never fails. This explains why iimro tliut a Million Hollies were sold the past year. 11 relieves croup, and wliooimig coucli nt I once. Alotliers do not lie without it. ror lamp back, tide or chest, use Shiloh's l'or- tius 1'lat.tcr. Sold bv T. D. Thomas, I.r highton, W. Biery Vcis.s)ort. -Every woman or man however low or degraded, whether wrapped In mere rags who possesses the gem of life, v hich no man has been able to define, Is a human being. if all the nations of tho earth would disband their armies, no wars would be pos slble; the same would be true If no other organization other than "we, the people" was permitted. Dyspepsia anil Liver Complaint. Is it not worth the small price of 75 cents to Iree youraelt ol every symptom of these lislrcssnig complaints, 11 you think ho cul .it our store and eel a bottle of Shtloh'i Vitalize!-. Even bottle has a printed gunr- anleeun it. Use accordingly, and if it does you no good it will coal you nothing, bold iv i. Li. tliomas, Lehichtoi). W. Juierv Wcissport. Elevation Is spoken of as the means of lellef for "poor laboring man," but how f n must be descend befoie reaching tbe poki o commence his ascent, for he already ooks down upon the highest elcvalion Idln- uess has attained. " Ehlloh'i Consumption Cure. No. l.-Tliis is beyond imestion the aiott uetc&ful Cniiyli ileillemu no have evei .old, u few doses invariably cures the worsl UbCs ol Lou!, Lroup, uud lruiit-liltts,wlillt i s Monuerlul success in Hie aire ul Lull .uniition is wilhuut u parallel in the history it medicine. Since u s lirst discovery ius been sold on a uuuruutee, a test v 1 1 1 io other medicine ciui htnnd. ll'yuii havt i Coutli we earnesllv ask yon to try it i 'nee 10 cents, CO cents, and $1, It' yuu lings are sore, Lliest or Hack lume, use ill! lull's t'orous 1'laslers. bold by T. U. I'liomas, Lcliinliton, t W. Itiery W'eitsiiuri A novel speelacle can be witnessed any lay In aJNctv 1 ork novclly store. The pruuilctor Is the possessor of a beautiful ireeu pa nut which usually occupies the oust of honor on liU left shoulder. The parrot Is a solemn fellow.Jull.t as much so as roe s raven, and lie gravely watches every business transaction. Occasional!) ue sajs, "Thai's a beaulj," or, "You ar :ttiiiE It cheap," after which he subsides into a silence almost melancholy In its in tensl'.y. TothkEditoh I'lease inform your read :rs that 1 have a iiuslliye remedy lor- th above name disease, liy its timely use .liousjuds ut lHipek-ss biases have been per manently cured. 1 shall be ulud io semi hu uoltles ot my remedy lree to any ui our readers who have consumption it ihe .ill send me their express and puslutucv acKlress. Ktspectlully, i. a. MucumaAI. u. 181 1'carl st., Mew York. -Thirty-eight veais ago the centre of population was In ll'est Virginia. llenty II., died of a broken heart occasioned by the bad conduct of his child ren. A grandmother only twenty five years of age Is the chief curio In Hancock, lud. -The great storm in Ireland, known as the "Dig ll'ind," occuncd on tho sixth of January, 1830. For three weeks 1 was suffering from severe cold in uij head, accompanied by I pain in the temples. 1 tried some of the many calarin lemeules without any reiiei, Ely's Cream Iialin was recommended tu me. After only six applications of the lialui every trace of uiy cold was removed, Henry U. Clark, 1st Division Nev York Appraiser's i mice. A little fellow of five, going along the street with a dinner pail, is slopped by kind hearted old gentleman, who says; " HTiere are you goinr, my tittle mau?' "To school." "And what do you do In school? Do you leain to read?" No.' "To write?" "No." "To count?" "No." "What do you do?" "I wait for school to let out." For several years 1 have been troubled wtib catarrh. Ely's Cream Balm has pioved to be the article desired. 1 belle It the only cure. u. li. c-uuurn, Alercuan I Towauda, l a. "What would you sa, Bobby," re marked the minister who was dining with the family, "If I should ask your mamma to let you have another piece of pie?" "I would say 'Amen,'" responded Bobby, devoutly. The heart of man Is liko the love of the Af aster. Worth creates enemies, but It is above them. Use flour profusely to extinguish tbe I flames from kerosene. The weakness and debility which result from illnes,-. may be speedily overcome by I the use of Ayer's Sartaparilla. This is safe, but powerful tonic, utalhts digestion, regulates the liver and kidneys, cleanees th blood oOall germs nf diseae. Grained woods should be washed In cold tea, and then, after being wiped dry, rubbed wllb linseed oil. Dry paths tend to comfort outside tbe house and cleanliness within. The United States Is tbe owner of more live stock thac any other country in tbe world. In commeratlon of tb 25th anulversary of the accenslon to tbe Danish throne of Christian IX, tbe Danes of Chicago and the northwest have sent to the king a pres ent of a splendid pair of buffalo horns beautifully mounted In gold aud accom pained with an engraved address- of con emulations. A Meadville, Tenn., man obtained em- Dlovment as a fireman on a locomotive. . Ue put a dozen raw eges Into a dinoner pall, which he placed in a tank box. A week afterward. LsDuenlue to think of the eczs he opened the pail and found a fine brood el young cmcassa. Cut ftom Fxohargc-p. Vihliy lucic, dirty bun, nolrs. A mis tni-o, ttuirrvitig n -Ml. , ( :iii;!:'.h1m: f.-cil;!!;.- n b;il , U .III lis )ll' 1 '(jciiil. nuMi. inii.v room lor inic m w r, s.iid 'In; Iiwiiut n lie set to work n nrw lmml in lu- Imv field. W hat ib cdiicnticiir' hsUs u writer, t ell. n is somelluiit! college graduate thin.' lie ho lit til lie becomes a iiewstmpei man. A man" lins invented a clinii nit can be adjusted in 800 dif- fcient positions. It is designed or a boy to sit in when he goes to church. A young Indy who was bliim d for allowing her glove to be iscovercu m n young man s joekt-t, statod that she had no mud in it. Publishers snv light rending is good, while doctors say that light reading is injurious to the lglit. Now. which of the two are we to believe ( A rat catcher advertises foi iJmplayment to catch rats (a- ive.)' Does this man mean that there is such thing as catching a dead rat i is your nouse a warm one undlord V asked a ludv in searel of a dwelling. ' It ought to be; the painter has just given it two coats, was the reply, Auctioneers ought to .-now something, but 'what think you ol this one j ' For sale, a largt qnnntitv of oil painting by sonit of the ancient masters of thedav. Young ladv (to her Sunday school class): Can any of you tel me what is meant by a backbiteri Nmall bov, who has had pamfu xpenence: Please, ma am, it s a tiea ! A little girl, attending partv was asuea o ner motner now he enjoyed herself. 'Oh,' said she, 'I am full of happiness, couldn't be any happier unless could grow.' A little five-year old bov, who hnd seen-a peacock for the first time, ran into the house exclaim ing to his sister, "Oh, Lizzie I've seen a great, great, big monstiferous tail walking round with a hen tied to it ! It is now announced on the authority of an "eminent why sician," that it is not healthy to rise before eight o clock in the morning. This applies only to men. Wives, it is said, can rise at seven, and start the fire as heretofore. Good, kind-hearted soul ';hat she was," said Job Shuttle as he m'iped on the excellencies of his better-half, long since passed nwav. "It I don't meet that woman in heaven, I hope 1 slia miss her in the other place, that is all." A i?ocklord girl had her cor set torn off by a stroZ-e of light ning, and was uninjured, but young man who called to bor row a book bad Ins right arm .-hattered and a piece of corset steel blown into his liver. II said he didn't know that she was loaded. School teacher to a little boy whose father is a grocer Now, Johnny, if your father has a bar rel of whisky containing forty gallons, and one-fourth of it leats out, how many gallons does ho lose i Johnny He don t lose none. He fills it up again, righ away, "Will you please hand me the milk. Miss Zfrown 1" asked a young mnn-nfa fidgety old maid at the suppt-r table. "Do you take me for a wain-r, sir" she answered. "Well," he added "as no one has taken you thus far. and you've waited so very long. I should think you were one." "How is it," exclaimed the late Horace (7reeley, one dav to a subordinate, "that such a blun der as this should occur in the Tribune ! I wrote that name 'BlacZ;,' and here it is printed 'i?rown ! " The subordinate pondered the matter and then replied, "I suppose the compos itor ami proof reader must both be color-blind." Honor Christmas in your heart, and endeavor to eep it there all the year. Stoves, Tinware, Heaters and Ranges, In Great Variety at Samuel Graveii's r opular Store, Bank Street. Rooting and Spouting a special ty Stove repairs furnished on short notice. Prices Uwao&Able ! Dress the Hair With Ayer'a Hair Vigor. Its cleanli ness, beneficial effects on the scalp, and lasting perfume commend it for uni versal toilet use. It keeps the hair soft and silken, preserves Its color.prevents it from falling, and, if the hair has beconw weak or thin, promotes a new growth. 'To restore the original color of my hair, which had turned prematurely gray, I used Ayer's Hair Vigor with en tire success. I cheerfully testify to the Efficacy of this preparation." Mrs. P. u. Davta son, Alexandria, La. ) " I was afflicted somo three years w itn araln disease. Mr hair was falling out ml what, remained turned Cray. I was Induced to try Ayer's Hair Vigor, and In a few weeks the disease In my scalp in a xew neons mo uinwwo disappeared and ray hair original color." (lie v.) I Fastor U. B. Church, St. Be nair resumeu i S. B. Blms, ernlco, Ind. ' A f aw rears ntro I suffered tbe entire loss of my hair from the effects ot tetter. I hoped that after a time nature would repair the loss, but I waited in vain. Many remeaies were bukkbsiuu, uuu, however, with such proof ot merit as Aver's Hair Vliror, and I began to use It. The result was all I could have desired. A growth of hair soon came out all over my head, and gTew to be as soft and heavy as I ever had, and ol a natural color, and firmly set." J. H. Pratt, Bpofford, Texas. Ayer's Hair Vigor, raKrABiD BY Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co.. Lowell, MM, Bold by Drnf lists and Fartaaws. viMMonu DiiDTimr RELIEF & nttuiuuM nun unL c L.URE. not A Truss. Won Vat and Mght and lu firtttftlBft fonrntten. Kainit fnv rrtrvnl. mo n tail from sratoful antTervr cored br this a d- ltanc n.tltu Addreu central Mcdloal and tturfficoi tJkUlftl tniMnunt siren all kin, Ana nMlcal cneti. Vvenkenlna dU jillirtl tniMnunt llren all klnU of urcleal d nmllcal cAeti. Vlenkenlns dtsaaMa andprl tin to witta nibafora taking traatmcatalMUhan. Oonanltatlonrrea and In vl tad. aHnBsaaKfijjefleaK2ainasaMaaai I CURE FITS! When I say Curb I do not mean merely to stop tli'-m tor lime, and then have thtm ra. tarn again. 1 MRaK A KAUIU&J. CUKJi. 1 have made the disease of FITS, EPILEPSY" op FALLING SICKNESS, A life-long study. I WAniUKT my remedy to Citrk the worst cases. Ut came others have (ailed is no reason tor not nowreeelvini a euro. Send at once t or a treatise and a Frek UoTTUB of ray Infaludlu Uexedt. Give Expreaa and I'o-t Office. It costs you nothing tor a trial, and it will cure you. Addresa H.C.ROOT.IM.C, l33PusiSr,NrYC scorn EMULSION OF PURE GOD LIVER OIL &m HYP OPHO SPHITHS Almost as Palatable as MHk Bo dlagnlatd that tt can be taheau dlgeated, and aaalrallMtd by tbe tnoai aenattiva stomach, when the plain all eaanot be tolerated nnd by the, eeao binatlon of the oil with tba brpopkaaw phi tea Is much more cUlcaeloua. Besuukalile sa a Qeah prodattr. FtnoBs gain rapidly walls tubs itv SCOTT'S EITOLBION is acknowledsedbv Physicians to be the Finest and Best prepa ki! . 1 13, ii li a nuuu iu urn wuriu iuxiuo runt, auu quit ua CONSUMPTION, SCROFULA, GENERAL DEBILITY, WASTINO DISEASES, EMACIATION, COLDS and CNROMC COUGHS. The gnat remedy for Qmmmptian, ani Wasting in Children. Sold by all Druggist. Piso's Curo for Con sumption Is also tho best Cough Medicine. If you havo a Cough 'without disease of the Lungs, a few doses are all you need. But If you ne glect this easy means of safety, the slight Cough may becomo a serious matter, and several bot tles will bo required. Piso's Itemed tor Catarrh Is tb Best, Easiest to Cse, and Cheapest. 1 Sold br drugxiita or sent br mail. dOo. . T. Ibuelttoe, Warren, Fa. DISEASES OF MEN ONLY Blood Polaoii,DUaaietEl1nan.Bla4daraalathaie. gana, V eaknaaa.NarTona DantUTv. Ioat Manhood, if, aulta of Krrora In Tontta araapaadllr and parmanantlr cured. Uon ti tntlea andtratiaadv.al dirbrmalL Adams BE.OaiKDLE.l71'W.Utaet.,wToik. imicl 3l-m.i 1FTFRXII (lTHFMI .70 COHBUIiT SR. LOB 329 N. 15th Bt., below CaUowhtU. Phil a.. Pa, aO rears experience la all Mpeelnl dueases. Per maneqtly restores tbos weakened by curly Indis cretions. Ac. CtoU or write. Advice free and strictly confidential. Hour, 10 A. 11. till U RNU and 7 to 10 Tenlcgs, ha bend S ct. btaap 1W iioolc ...carlilaJl-y All Kind of ob Work; NTeut and Cheap at thi-Offrce. At OS M.
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