Lightning never strikes twice in thejsame place. Neither docs a mule; They don't have to. Funny isu't it, that after a man has once given his word he should try so hard to keep itl A woman's motto: There's al- wavfi room at the bottom for a nostseript or two. Afra. Youmrwifc I can't see why my bread don,t raise, John. I've just tried everything. Mr. Y. (laying down his bis cuit in despair)-Bver try dyna mite, my dear! Teacher-Supposing that eight, of you should together have forty eieht apples, thirty-two peaches, fifty-six plums, sixteen melons, what would each of you have? Pupils (in chorus)-The stoinac ache. Nothing. con equal n postage stamp for evenness of temper nnd palm. You can lick it till it perspires in evcrv pore, but it won't change its color. A German citizen ofTIoboken wps informed that a lady had called to sec him in his absensc 'A lady," he mused loud, "a lady." Upon an accurate de scription he snddenly brightened up und added: Oh, dot was no lady; dot vop my vife." "Why, bless your heart, Eras mus, dis ycr folygraf ain't like you no how. It makes ycr look ten years older than you is." "Dat's all right honey. 1 needn't act another tooken for de next ten years. Seel" Many huge turtles frequent the coasts oi lower Caliornia, it being a rtot uncommon sight to see those of three or four hun dred pounds weight. A traveler from the East lately saw, a man rush into the water and mount one of these monsters for a ride, which he obtained without any trouble. Clergymen ought to be very What beromes of the old ml 11 moons, par rue oiu moons, my son! "Vyhy, they die ol now inor.ia, to bo sure." An English paper n8A: "Should men sow?" They should mend, we thinfc, but not sew. It is noYor too lato to liimifl. If an empty purse could speak, what lovclikc snccfcli would it make? "You'll find no change in me." One of the main questions of the ace in regard to some men is not what thev live on, but why they live on. It is said that no one can arrest the flight of Time, but who is there who is not able to stop a minute? Woman (to tramp)-'Mftcr you've eateif that pie will you saw a little wooclS" iramp (eye. ing the pio)-"Y cs, nm'nia, if I'm alive! Requested to define the wore 'Montis " Siuiliir said, "He is a man who pulls out other neb pie's teeth to - get something fur lusown to lute. It always bothers a French man who is learning English to reud one day Hint a murder lias been committed and the next that the murderer has been com mittcd. tenant-" 1 he mistress says, .i i i - i i mum. unit sue is not ai nuiiiu Wild shall say called?" Caller-" You may say that lady called that didn't bring her name. Customer (to Mv. Isancstein) -"The coat is about three sizes too big," Mr. Jsaacstein (impressively) -"Mine front, dat coat make you so proud you vill grow into it." "Mr. G'lugston," said the lit tle boy who had been watching the visitor for some tsme with a puzzled look, "mama says you're tcnguetied. llron't you please riu i a w e nnnnQ AS WE CLIP HDMOROSITIESJ OF INTEREST TO FARMERS. Sail J hj,' j y& jf iJ 7 uacBieuo onitu. Tho best salvo In the world toe culg tnKK2'n hrtnses. 8orMi1cers,saH rhuem.feve- f4nrilY5 in nil 1,r tetter, chaiipat liaiiils, chilblain',, i nmi nil Muiti nniiiLiniift. nmi nosii '"' " . J . . tl'ltU(IIl pitoa. or no pay required. ii' AKUamiltoo(l We arc showing large limv, of Plain 1)KKS L:itcst Mimics. American Dross b liinneis, A mcrican Broadcloths, German Broadcloths, English Broadcloths, Cloth-Fmishef Shoodnli's, Silk Warp Henriettas, Wool Warp Henriettas, . French-Pi inted Flannel for Housewear, Scotch Plaid-Striped Flannel for Housewear, to give perfect Mltlsfactlon, or lnon0y untied. Price 2Gc. per bor . ... Thomas'. tit Thomas', l!osl, tho Italian, tragedian, Is about to retire from llio stage , t Walter Jltsant says tho tlmo 4s not far distant, when wr'.ters will bo able to inal:o as Istgo fortun'js as bankers. Mr. ll'liltcbrod, ono of Jlr. Gladstone's BE0IH1L W .mirwirirt TrH"rsnrhmT Oj JBU.mMM.M.W MM M WXV 9 Have opened up thoir immense new stock of Spring and Sum mer Goods, including all that is new, novel and beautiful in Worsteds, Cassiuieres, Corkscrews, Cheviots, &c., &c, Dun't Experiment ion cannot aflbrd to waste time in ox perimenting when your limps are in danger. thlck-and-thln followers in tho House of Consumption always teem?, at first only n wllicll they will make-up ill Sllits tllC latest Style and best Work t;nmmons, is mo owner of a brewery which r"' imm. "ov uraicrmimpiiso . nlwnrvpfl. la ml, I In tviu l.fiit 41 f.nn Hon IIDOU VOU With some e ipnn llnltnf inn nf 1 Ir. 1 Duke Charles Theodore of Day at la has for some, tlmo practiced successfully as au oculist, giving advice and treatment gratis. oung 1'rinco Louis yerdlnfcnd lias jiut finlihed his medical studies, and will begin to praulco also, 634 Hamilton Street, Allentown, 'Penn'a. Octoliorao im- A lady advertises that she has ii n 1 i i i ii line, airy, wen mrnisncci occi- room lor a gentleman twelve foot square." At the- horticultural show: 'This is a tobacco plant, nij dear." "Indeed! how very inter- ig! But I don't see any cig ars on it." Milk River, ilbntana, is prob ably so called because of tho water it contains. No use urging doctors to get up a trust, it is pretty mucn i. all trust with them now. careful in the choice of language, mo tho knoU or serious results may cnsuc."iuy brethern," said one lately, "I will now pass," and before he could proceed, a sleepy hearer in the front pew, suddenly start ed into life and cried out, "Then make it spades, and play it alone." A New YorZ; man was so en raptured with a lady at a fancy ball that he offered her $100 to unmas7. She accepted the mon ey sayinpr, "Now your wife can pay the sevant girl's bac7.: wages.' it waa his mother-m law. Strange and interc sting pot refactions were at a late date being taken from stone quarries near Alton, 111. ucologists Have determined some of them to be Of huge batrachians of a very re mote date. An alligator killed the other day at Dade Oity, Fla., weighed six hundred pounds and was fourteen feet long. Upon being opened the sturian. was found to contain another alligator nix feet in length. The preparations for the com ina Easton Fair if e on a scale more extensive then ever before. The purses for trotting amouul to $3,175, and tno premiums to be offered to exhibitors amount to $4.000.. besides which there will be about 200 special pro miums offered by merchants. THE CELEBRATED NERVE TONIC. A Word to the Nervou8lSS& A healthy boy has as many as you, but he doesn't know it. That is the difference between "sick" and "well." Why don't you cure yourself? It is easy. Don't wait. Paine's Celery Compound will do it. Pay your druggist a dollar, and enjoy life once more. Thousands have. Why not you? WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO., Proprietors, Burlington, VI ?' Shllou Consumption Cars. ' No. 1. This Is beyond question lliu ir.osl succcssim uotign Aietiiciiiu wo nave tivor sold, n few tloscs invariably cure the worst cases of Uitiali, Uroup, it tit I riroucliitls.wlmc It s womlorlul nuccuiB In llio clue of Con sumption is without a parallel in tho history ol medicine. Suico irs hrtl discovery it lias been sold on a guarantee, ; tost which no other medicine tain stand, ifvou have a Cough wo cfflmwiry Ask you to try it. I'rieu 10 oentKoO wilts, and Sil, It yt.tir lungs nra core, Chest or ltatk lame. I se dhlloh's I't.roui Plasters. Knld tiv T. I). rimm.is, lcliighton, & Yv liiery WeiKHp- n. PrositlHUl. Carnot of Franco has been placed in a eurlouj (lllcmma. lie was taught the halultcraft of acarpeutcr in his youth, and ttie slilking.oai'l'entcrs of Paris havo written u letter to him complaining that he has not attended their meetings nor sub scribed to their fund. Major JfcKlnloj allows that Thomas Uuchaunau Heed was a lino poet, but he says there Isn't a hit of imagination In his vcrcs on blioildan's lido to Winchester, Tliey simply tell tho plain, unvarnished truth about that icrilble fray. Major Me- lCmlov says there was foam on the black clnrger. cold upon you with some cheap. imitation of Dr. King's -Now Discovery for concuinption, coughs and voids, hut bo euro you get tlio genuine, lieranse he can mako more proflt, ho may tell you ho has some (liliigjust as gooil, or just tho Mime. Don't bo decen edi but insist UiKiii gelling Dr. King's Xew L'Is covcry, which is gunrnntcetl to g'vo relief in all tluoat, lung and chest nfl'cctlnns. Tiial bottles fiec at T. D. Thomas.' Largo bottles fl.00. h SI TO THE PEOPLE OF WEISSPORT ant VICINITY: pon Invitation from some of tho representative citizens of your town, I hayo decided to open a Tailoring Establishment in Weissport. Jfy knowledge of making aarments was gained principally in llio City of Ncn Vorl;. I am also t graduato of the cutting scnoois 01 iiiai cuy. Aim auer vraiT pi:iuuru m uum Cutting and Jlaklng Custom Clothing in some of tho host houses in both New Yotkand Philadelphia 1 think I mar assure you that all work entrusted to my caro shall bo equal at least to the best obtainable In your neighborhood. BJT-GIVK'MK A TltlAIiga Very llespectfully, JAMES OLIVER, 1 irira:iL w nrtk raona m nr m a tw m i i i a sil ia s s, & i a s v . Kill iiil L WWII RUPTURE RlbW tllmplo, tafo, reliable ana nporfpctrctitlnol. i ,' I.ruwoi'-jfortotkin. Bend for circular wllhtustl c;. Uu.8 from uralcful BulTcrore run-it b lUiun- llmni. AililroM Central Medical and Burclcat a,tltuU)030I,ocuotBUBt.I,ul.Mo. Elilliai treatment ijiven nil kind, of eorgical and medical casea. Wenkenlnii dineaws nndl re rnto trounlee In male and female our Knecinlty llo rSf.?,!W.to ci to'" tnklnii treatment elaevt hero. Ooncultnlton frea and Invited , H ililmftLiS'upcrii?tcndent R rWilhurfthei. V. K. R.' has posted the following notice, in all depots, to passenger tram men: Hereafter nil articles left, hy passenccrs, must he sent hy first train to A. A. (Smock, Ziethlo hem. 111 such articles must he carefully wrapped to prevent soiling and marked with tho r.umhor of the train on which found, together with the date. In 1841 Amos Heller, of Mr. Bethel, cut his initials on a turtle and turned the tortoise loose. A few days ago the identical turtle was found on an adjoining iarm ana Hie letters are as uiam as they were forty-seven years ago, while the creature itsell, Mr. Heller says, is no larger than it was when he carved his initials on hisfihell. A letter postmarked at llarn eston, Chester county, on De cemher 6, 1887, addressed to IPilliam Jones, Exeter, Berks county, has just reached its deS' tination, having heen en route eight months.. The address wns correct, hut it was postmar.-ed at different times at l'ottstown, Downingstowr., Phila lelphia, and Reading. Exeter in along the mam line oi th Railroad. Seven men gathered casuallv in the office of Alderman John son, at initios uarro, tne other day, the youngest of whem wns u-l and the oldest 7o, the sum of their comhined nges being 489 years. The lightest weighed 150 and the heaviest 220 pounds, and their comumed weight was 1210 pqunds, Best Cough Cure. For all diseases ol tho Throat and Things, no remedy is so safe, speedy, and certain as Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. An indisponsablo family luedlclno. "I find Ayer's Cherry Pecforal an invaluable- remedy for colds, coughs, and other ailments of tho throat and lungs." M. S. KandaU, 201 Broadway, Albany, N. Y. " I havo used Ayer's Cherry Pectoral tor bronchitis and Lung Diseases, for -which I bellovo it to bo the greatest medicine In tho world." James Miller, Caraway, N. C. "My vrlfo had a distressing cough, with pains in tho side and breast. Wo tried various medicines, but nono did her any good until I got a bottle of Ayer's Chorry Pectoral which has cured her. A neighbor, Mrs. Glenn, had tho measlos, and tho cough was relieved hy the use ol Ayer s Cherry rectoral. I havo no hesitation in recommending this mcdloine." llobcrt Ilorton, Fore man Headlight, Morrlllton, Ark. "Ayor's Cherry rectoral cured moot a sovore cold which had settled on my lungs. My rifo says tho Pectoral helps her more than any other incdicino she over usod." Eno3 Clark, Mt. Liberty, Kansas. I have removed my entire stock with, an additional fresh supply of the more fashionable and seasonable -CONSISTING OF- Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, luiirir.ED by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass. Bold hs nil Drucglita. Price (1 J lr bottles, 5. COOO Book Agents wanted to sell TUB LITE AND PUBLIC BEHVIOIH or Graver Cleveland I ..II mA nKlu fMn liu Knvhnnd In hi notnlnStLzn III oi, louit, wun person 11 leroiniHcnui, muutan 4M.a lit,.. .4 with iiiM nnrtrkllk ftnJ wood cneririnn. Tlie book o eonuln a munerb TortrtU tnd lofftihcr with a enmpleta liorphy o( h cindnUta tot the Tlce-Fretldenoy. Thi la th J!L,,''?!l Iff Litt iJun L inaui-bij io gei in; wvuci. men itobbly U unulbotiirtd Ufes, but this It th rlht ont. I)iit&nc no hinderanci ht pay U fteifht ihinr" Stnd so centt In ic. tumpi tnd t th first In th flela, nd thui reap th goMa batftlt. Write tor full pkrucu Ut and Suetlal Terms sent free to all, Addre WINTER & CO.,iuU., Springfield, Mrb. Ladies' Fine Kid and Spring Heel Shoes, of all grades and sizes, at the lowest prices in order to meet my competitors. I will not be undersold . My new stock is complete in every particular. The old stock will be closed out nt and below cost. A cordial invitation is extended to my lormer friends and patrons to call at my new store, one door above y weeny's ..Corner Store, "Respectfully, J BANK STREI5T, LFJIIGHTON. PA. r.H-yti i MSttK i ra RB5J Etaui fi--i csin 13 ElJpKgQiS?Ip! lEa JJ'ACQnAINTED WITn THE QEOORATHY OF TTTE OOUIITRY, WILL OBTAli MUOU VALUABLE INroHMATIOW FROM A STUDY OF THIS MAP OF TIfE i mnmnrmr- ' I ' ' .--w lleadiiiK March 3t-in3 CHICAGO, ROC'.C ISLAND & PACIFIC R'Y. Its contral position and closo connection with Eastorn linos at Chicago and continuous lines at terminal points, West, Northwest, and South west, moke It the true mid-link in that transcontinental chain pf stool which unites thn Atlantic and Pacific. Its main linos and branches includo Chi capo, Joltot, Ottawa, LaSallo, Poorra. Oonosoo, Molina and Rock Island, in Illinois; Davonport, Muscatine, Washington, Fairfield, Ottumwo, Oskaloosa, West Liberty, Iowa City, D03 Moines, Indtanola, Wlntereet, Atlantic, Knox vlllo, Audubon, Harlan, uuthrio Centro and Council Bluffs, In Iowa; Gallatin, Trenton, Cameron, St. Joseph and Kansas City, In Missouri; Leavenworth and Atchison, in Kansas; Minneapolis and St. Paul, in Minnesota ; Water town and Sioux Palls in Dakota, ana many othor prosporous towns and cities. It also oltora a CHOICE OF HOUTES to and from tho Pacific Coast and inter- to holdors of through SLEEPINQ OAU8, and (betweon Chicago, St. Joseph, City) restful RECLINING: CHAIR OARS, ooats FKEB tn-et-clasa tlckots. THE CHICAGO, KANSAS & KEBRASSCA R'Y (GREAT ROOK 1SLAHD ROUTE) Extends west and southwest from Kansas City and St. Joseph to Fair burv. Nolaon. Horton. Toneka. Hcrlnorton. Hutonlnson. Wichita. Caldwell. and all points In Southern Nebraska Interior Konsau and beyond. Entire AFTER ALL OTHERS FAIL CONSULT BR. LOBB 5 r.tn L l 329 N. 16th Bt.. below CallowhiU. Fhlla.. Fa. Uyenn' experience In all Hpertal diseases, l'pr Xunentl7 restore tncMe weftkened by early IndL,. cretlona, Aa. itll or write. Advice free and btnctly ccmlidenUal. HourMO A.M. tlllil l'.M.,uiid 7 to 10 eyjilnga. Md beud 2 ct bUiuip fur hook. McarUlJl-y Atchison, Leavenworth, Kansdi pon Ticket Offlco In tlio U mu a Ulaios or c-'w. and Counoll Dlutls. Bt. JoseDh. ii . : . . . i, . . .1 ti 1 Oh, What a CourU. Will lull liccd tlio waruliiK. The hlgnal licrliaiia of tlio Hire nniironi'li ol that iiiort ICl'llUlU (llbl'tlV, OlinilUllHIlMI. join solves ii you can nllunl lor tin! snuo ol wv ing CO ceiitc, to run tlio rik ami ilo nothing for a. Wo know iroiu I'xnrriruco t'ltil Sliiloii's Curo will euro your congli. It never fails. This explains why more than a Siillioii Uottles were bold tlio past year. It relieves iroiui, and wlinoiiiuc coiirIi at once, .ilotlicrs no not tic witnoiii u. J' or lame bade, siile or chest, ibe ohiloh h 1'or oils l'laster. Sold hy T. I). Thomas, 1 highlon, W. JJicry Weissport. Allco It. Palmer of Franklin is alwork In Indiana for Fisk and Brooks. Jiss Sarah A. Ilrown of Douglass, Kansas, Is a camlluato lor btipcrinieniii'iit on tho Prohibition ticket. Miss Thomas lias acquired a wido lep tttallon as a lecturer on pedagogics, and she Is au entertaining speaker. JIlss Hello Thomas, tho piincipal -of tho Normal Public School of Chicago, has introduced a system of teachlns. Mrs. I,. II. Ilood of Chicago, whose homo Is at Oik Park, is tlio author of "the "Ono Year's Sketch Book." luotod track ot lieaw steal rail. Iron and stono bridttos. All safobv annllancea and modern improvomonts. Commodious, well-built stations. Oolority, cor- I'tirm and Household. It is eilatued that wool, washed aflcr It 1ms been clipped and left for somo lime in Its natmal ijrcasc, combs better and makes more perfect clollt than If washed while on the sheep's body. Whole wheat preparations nre pro ci! to be richer In the llfe-glylns clenicnts tl.au any other fdnylo article of food. Hut thev ate not on that account tho roe-ro whol some or practically nutritive In all cases. vanilla Dlsciiit. jllx one-.iuaiter piiind of butter w Illi unu-half pound of suii; add diui-hnll ix.iia.it of flour mid two ".fli-bouleh I'jjits, oiii' leasoooiiflll of b.it'.4 p'i!"l-, oiie-ftiiitner pound of oini.iitb an t tivii'..l !i ii i of vanilla o roll it mi., M mi rut i:i alnpes and haku in u lion re 1 iln. Tomato Oincltit. Hull and m-ato sonic frcsli corn; lo ono ipiait of llils add one quait of lomatoes preliMl and stewed; season with salt, pepper, a email quantity of sugar, onion and ono tablespoon ot but tcr, mix thoroughly: place on tho (lrn and adtl thiei! or four well beaten rugs, Scrvi: hot. A fruit tree that Is kept healthy and in good condition is far less liable to the attacks of insects than ono which has been allowed to suffer from neglect, just as a healthy animal Is better able to withstand disease than a feeble on. Keep both animals and trees In good condition by care and judicious feeding. Scalloped Onions. lloil, and If large cut Into quarters. Put Into a shallow dish, coer with white sauco crumtis, ami iuko until tlio onions are briiwn. lake oil tho oitlsldo skin of onions and cut. Pour hot water over them, add a half-teaspoonful of soda, and let tbcm stand fot half an hour or more. Put on to boll with a tcasDoonftil of soda jn tho walrr. lloll till soft, and then proceed as directed above. If ono lias to cut up n larce quantity of onions it is well to do It under water, a part of tho odor belns; thus absorbed. Soma lay a pleco of bread near the onions, thinking that It absoibs tlio odor. at wonderfully low prices. For Gents', Ladies, Youths and Children. Only the best makes at the lowest prices. You are bound to be pleased. OUR GENTS' FURNISHING DEPARTMENT Is complete in every particular. The very latest novelties in r!Vr3k (ft) a r j nuts, baps, DON'T FAIL TO CALL. Clauss & Bro., The Tailors, BANK STREET, LEHIGHTON. r, "Respectfully, 2 ill! B B OLu KOPPOSlTE L. & S. 1)EPOTsr BANK STREET. - - LEHIGHTON. Has just opened an entire-new line of LADIES' FINE DRESS GOODS! PA Comprising all the very latest styles in teens, Frmts, G-mghaxns, t ancy jjress patterns ot me very ing low prices. White Goods, Sa Seersuckers and best qualities at exceed Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint- Is it not worth tlio Finall price of 7" ccntt. to free yourself of every symptom of these distressini! complaints, if you think so call nt our btoro and c;et a bottle of Shlloli Yltalizcr. Every liottlo has a printed guar antee on it. Use accordingly, niul (fit does you no good it will cost you notliliiK. r-'old liy 1, I), Thomas, Lelnglilon, v. J.lery Weissport. " MIssrs Kllza and Corlnne James havo charge of llio Union Fcmalo Collcgo of Kufaula, Ala. Tho faculty includes .Misses Ilattic Cliapiuan and Mary ll'cst and Prof. Herman Beclitcr. Mrs. Lama M. Jolms introduced the resolution adopted by tho Kansas liepub llcm State Convention, similar to tjic one passed by tlio National Republican Convcn tlon of 1872, indorsing woman suffrage. -It said that a wealthy lady of Now Voih lias discarded tlio customary knife and fork for tlio table and substituted in tho place of theso necessary dining Imple ments fanciful tjagiicrs and miniature swords eniiched With jewels and film art work. -Tho delightful work of gathering rose leaves Is best done early in tho morning or lato in tlio evening. Shake Into a vide basket tlio petals from roses that are about to fall to pieces. Tho rose leaves should be spiead out on a sheet laid down in a dry place where tho wind will not disturb tliem. Rose leaves gathered on different days should not bo mixed, but each collec tion on tho sheet should bo stirred and turned every day; when they aro all nearly dry thoy can bo heaped together anil finished off on another sheet. When quite dry put up in self-sealing fruit jars. These dried leaves alone, packed In as tight as they can bo pressed down, may be used to fill a fancy jar which, when left open for a short time, will pctftimo a room If the rose leaves are stirred up a littlo. Groceries, Provisions. Cro ckerv ware. Glass wax e. Wood and Willow ware of the best makes at low figures. Cloths Cassimers, Hats, Boots. Shoes and Eeadv made Clothing in great variety and at -prices within the reach of all purchasers prices fully as low as the same coods can he and buttered bought for at any other general store in this vicinity. Carpets, Oil-cloths, Lamps and Fixtures in great variety and of best quality at Rock Bottom Prices. Best quality of Flour and Feed at prices fully as low as the same articles can be purchased elsewhere. A car load of coarse salt hns just been received the price has been marked down to the very lowest notch. All goods of the very best quality and aro being sold at prices part of cqitally as low as the same goods can bought at any general store in this section. Call and be convinced. . Respectfully, July23-871y &M0S REIGEL. 01 -IS HEADQUARTERS FOR- GENERAL HARDWARE, Paintc 3 Ma a a a u II a a For i-leansing anil healing foul and indo lent Uleeia, 8oies and Abscessed amUreniov ing the bad odors arising therefrom, and foi sloughing, contused and lacerated wounds, D.irbys Prophylactic Fluid is unequalled. "I hayo used D.irbys Prophylactic Fluid in hospital ami privato practice lor ten years and know of nothing better for sloiiJi ingjcontuted and lacerated wounds, foul and indolent ulcers, and as a disinfectant." J F. ITeustis, Prot. Mobilo Medical College. Always slipping In and out The fero boat. A inist-erlous proceeding Clolng ahead In a fog. What pait of a steamer Is best to study astronomy? The star-board tide. ll'liy would sailors make good hostlers? Because llfcy are always "hitching up.' As a general thing a ship that Is "run down" at this season requires no tonic. Mai do mer is just-as disagreeable un der any other name, and in this differs from tho rose. On board the ocean steamers descend ing from a high bertli has nothing to do with nenoilogy. Tho livor and kidney iiuiat bo kept in good condition. Hood's SaiKiarill.i is a great remedy for regulating these organ. Florida claims to hayo oxlcnslyo jihos- phato beds equaling If not surpassing those I of South Carolina. Add a littlo petroleum to tho water wlion washing waxed or polished lloors. ll'hy ia a iloshy wlfo-boatcr like a pop ular opera? Because he Is fat and lilts her. MIS3 Chalker and Mr. Waterman of Cheshire vera married recently. They In- oi.d logo hijo the milk hiisiusi. t' it.iici ijn.ii ;iullHilb ii, i. t .ifnp lite, .i i r oi ki Ii .iy coiiii'lamih, i 1.i":diu t ii-.n i r no. rui.-., Wiiulil ilo w.'ll ii, live A.t'in o i n;' riilu :i trial. For all i ta'n disoi inn .in in. .el ic i b-i elliH'tivo :i iIiik. url .ii ''ai,!ilu.;y and pi'ituverinjjlv ih.i!. Plain llorso Senio. To many tho following suggestions on tho cue of horses will be found a1 abla': Never allow any ono to tickle or lease jour horso In tho stable. Tho animal only feels tho torment and does not understand tho joke. Vicious habits aro thus brought out. Never beat the horso when in tlio stable, as notiilhg so soon makes him per mauciitly vicious. T.et the horse's litter be dry and clean underneath as well as on top. Standing In hot fermenting mantiie makes tho hoofs soft and brings on lameness. - Use tho curry-comb lightly. When used roushly it is a source of great pain; biush lug and rubbing aro tho piopcr means to secure a glossy coat. Let the heels bo brushed out every night Dirt, f allowed to cake in, causes sore heels. Whenever a horso is washed never leave him until ho is rubbed nulla dry. lie will probably get a chill if neglected. Illicit a horso comes In Irom a journey, ths first thing is to walk him about mull he is cool, If ho Is brought In hot. This pre yents ids taking cold. Tho next thing U to groom him quite dry; first with a wisp of straw and then with a brush. This re moves dust, dirt and sweat, and allows tlmo to recover and tho appetite to return. Also let his legs bo well rubbed by tlio hand. Nothing so soon remotes a strain. Let the horso havo some exercise each day. Otherwise ho will bo liable to fever or bad feed. Let your horso stand loose, if possible, without being tied up to the manger. Pain and weariness from a confined position In dace bad habits, and cause swollen feet and other disorders. . Never allow drugs to bo administered to your horso without your knowlcdgo. They. aro not needed to keep tho animal in good health, and may do tho greatest and most sudden mischief. A.LL KINDS OF GOAL, OPS. PUBLIC SQUARE, Bank Street, Lehigbton, Pa. , PLAIN AND FANCY pardon g-er oQiupment or tlio celebrated Pullman manufacture, solidly bal tamty, contort and luxury assured. THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE Is tho favorite between CMoago, Bock Inland, Atchison, Kansas Otty, and Minneapolis arul St, Paul. Tho tourist roi.oo to all Northern Bummer Resorts. IteWatsrtown Branch travsraaa the nrr'. productive lands of tho pront "wheat and dairy belt" of Northern Iowa, Southwestern Hlnnosota, and Kast Contral Dakota. Tho abort Ltno via Seneoa and Kanka.,434j offers superior facilities to travel Between uinoinuan, iiioranaiioiia, ljaiu Bill Heads. ITote Heads, Letter Heads, Statements, Envelopes, Programmes, Price Lists, Blanks of all Kinds. Wedding Stationery, Business Cards, Shipping Tags, Sale Bills, Ball Tickets, Circulars, &c. Btarllne Discovery The discovery by tho luhaliltniits of a low prices. Mnil orders receivo iniincdiiito attention. E. ST. JOHN, General wager. t lilt Alii TII.I- irnifttlon. arnilv to nnv Cou. -or oddross Oen'l Ticket & Vim'x Agcni A little time 8ieiil in caro of the front yard and in growing uWum it 111 not b.v unsted tlmo. i Th ' liibcct-rating hiriH mo iiinong the ; fariuei's lieul friends, to be c.icrlslicit and'! pruti cleil. j The Oxford Engllli dictionary i v ihai there aro 15,000 wouls In earreiu t. . In ;:imilng ivitli the letters A and II. Mcirorllns aro said to sometimes. ai .... tt vein, ily of 180,000 feet per si i ond. - 4ui . t Sojihie, of Snellen, na.'. i in r-nouiveiy lioiopiau e. uii j after breakfast each day. ( Now pressca. new typo and oxcflK'iit f.trililies ennble us to do locality hitherto unvisitcd by the ncsiiieiit all kinds oi Job AYork, in tlie bust, style, ant txi taruordinary seoiage of fever and ague, that it exists in their very midst, is decidedly btartllnk' Such discoveries aro made at every season in every part of the Union, Subsequently, when It Is ascertained, as it invariable ex peileuco of somo ono who has been bene, fitted and cured, that Hostettcr's Stomach Hitters Is a tltorughly elllcAclous erndicator of the uiarlarial poison, and a means of fortifying the syttcm against it, a feeling of more security and and tranquillity resigns throughout tho whole neighborhood, llo Idog the febrile f onus of malarial disease, dumb aguo cake nro icmoved by the IKiiciUaatlon of Hitters, to which srleueo also gives Its sanction as aietnedyfor rhouniatlsm, ilyspeusla, roiislipation, - liver complaint, debility, kidney troubles, und all diseases impairing tlio organs of digestion und assimilation. .loo work fully 10 to 20 per cent, tbau it can be bad chew here. less "CAM ABTOA1!" JOB ROOMS, . Bank Street, JehightQii, Pa.
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