Daughter Mamma, what i a man-of-war? Mamma It's a naval officer, of course, you silly child. It seems as if the bread and pastry cook might inappropriate ly be termed a dough-mcstic. "How much to peep through your telescope!" "7bn cents," 'There's five. I've only one we." When a cat gives an enter tainment from the top of the wall it isn't the cat we object to, it's the waul. The Chinese ought to very good billiard players, for they are accustomed to handling the cue from their earliest years. Chicken salad never sets well on some people. Jfcrhaps it is made of the wrong kind of chick en, ibr instance, roosters are never good setters. A New York literary man composes a good many of his poems while riding about the city; He is a hack writer with a vengeance. . " You may bring me, said the Boston girl, "a small portion ofCelticdisturbance." 'llaouwf said the waiter. "Irish stew you stupid," answered she. Dincley Oh, I'm just like used to be. I3y the way, Peck ham, how's your wife? You used to say you had the boss girl when you were single. Peck ham (sadly) She s still boss Ethel: Mamma, I am writ ing to Nellie Lee; shall I say anything for you! Mamma: Tmt ing to that contemptible person again? Yes give her my love, How I detest that! eirl, to be sure. A boy may groan, and from sickness moan, from the church or sciiool to stay; but tliere s no pain so deep him from circus can keep, because he ain't built that way. REASONS Why Ayer's Sarsaparilla is preferable to any other for the cure of Blood Diseases. Eocauso no poisonous or deleterious ingredients cntci into the composition ot Ayer's Barsapaillla. Ayer's Sarsaparilla contains only the purest and most effective remedial properties. Ayer's Sarsaparilla is prepared with xtremo core, skill, and cleanliness. Ayer's Sarsaparilla is prescribed by leading physicians. Ayer's Sarsaparilla is for salo rerywhero, and recommended by all first-class druggists. Ayer's Sarsaparilla is a medicine, and not a beverage in disguise. Ayer's Sarsaparilla never fails to ffect a cure, when persistently used, according to directions. t Ayer's Saieaparllla is a lilgbly con. centrated extract, and therefore the most economical Blood Medicine in tlie market. Ayer's Sarsaparilla has had a suc cessful career of nearly half a century, and was novor so popular as, at present. Thousands ot testimonials aro on Ale bom those benefited by the use of Ayer's Sarsaparilla. MiErABED BY Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass. Jfr!e $1 ; tlx bottlo, t5. Worth 5 bottl. 6000 Book Agents wanted to sell TBI LITD AND PUBLIC SERVICES OF drover Cleveland trull khd ramnler frnm tiu tmvtirmit In ht nominltLrn in ji. L.OUU, witn inoni reminiscence, mciacmi ina ncc dotes, rrofusclr llluttrtted with tUtl pormlts nJ wood cnrravinv. tie ixMik: alto rnniain a unrrr iTmraii ana fall ta complete LIFE OF MHB. CLEVELAND, together with a complete Uoeraphjr of the candidate oi ma vioa-.rreaiatnoy. inn ins vniy auint tie Lift. Don't be Induced to pet any other. There wilt probably be uniuthoriaid I.lfei, but tnit U the right one, l)ittaQ( do hinderanci we pay all freight t ha reel. Send 50 centa In ie ttampa and t the flnt In the field, nd thui reap the golden harvest. Write for full particu lar and Special Term sent free to all, Ad.ire". WINTER & CO., ruba., Springfield, Mass. A GENTS WANTED!'! mj& To ranviwt for one of tlio Innrrtt. old t B Q establlshmt, BUST KNOWN NUltHlCfJI IKS In till' country. Most llliernl trrnii, Unequalled facilities. (SENliVA NUItSKHY. KstsMislieU tSlO. W. fi T. HM1TH, (ll'.NHVA, N. Y. nnrlt-ltcon All laniirrUta, 60c- tnd 11 UU. rnptrtd onlj bj Dr. fleth Arnold. Md. Corp., Wooniock.et.n.1. Maitii i-m3 ii TLI CTED UNFO BTUNATE wrCB ALL OTHERS FAIL CONSULT 320 N. 15th 8 1.. blowCillowh1ll,Phlli.,P. aoyeara'exjierlaieelnallSFzciALdtM&sei. Perml iu.tly rtttonwthoM weakened ly early ludlteretlona 4c. Callorwrlta. AdTlrefreakndMrtctlrconnilw .uS. lloum lou. m. till 2, sail 7 to lu CTeulnzt. 40-Soud BUnip tor fluot lurch ni-vi HAINBOW RUPTURE SW Hlawl (. rllbl, nd , Wf6ct uin. It Is not a Trust. Horn 1)7 and Nlett and lu L'St???.'?"'0"?' . "" clroul.r with Urtl tuoaUl, froH crautul tufforon cured hj tl.lTai Ajl Jt ew Central Medical Vind l fiOrolcS arslcal andrt Difficulties All men who aro wortn caning men uco 10 wrestlo with difficulty. If it docs not lio in their way, they go out of their way to find it. One starts lor the sourse 01 tno Nile, another for the bleak An.tr artic. a third for the iVorth Pole. Each has his hobbv. "There's no such word as 'impossible,'" said Napoleon; and he was never in such high spirits as when ho was bearding iiurope in the at tempt to prove the truth of his axiom; fto human being cares to trot his hobby over a macad amized road. There is no ex- citement in ease and safety, and without excitement of some kind we should all rust, body and soul. I The spirit of conciliation puts 1 1 pease, love, ana narmony iar above striilei; it buries potty sel fishness, it inflicts no necessary wounds, it lends a coutesy and grace to notions, a charm to pres ence, a dignity to character, and a ncverfailing spriap of happiness to life. ilfiital courtesy oils the wheels of life and makes them roll easily. It sweetens what is inevitable bitter, and cannot brinpr about that result save by making the best of things. Oh, the suffering of loving when one is separated Irom tne obiect of one's dovotion! Very few arc the hearts that have known the full anguish of separ ation, because very few hearts have experienced the full force of love. The indolent are not wholly indolent Though the body may shirk labor, the brain is not idle. If it do not grow corn, it will grow thistles. The only name worth possess ing is the good opinion ol the good. .Errors. So far from wish ing to escape detection, ,mcn should be glad to acknowledge error freely whenever they can hope for help or whenever such acknowledgment may benefit others. Instead of being a hard confession, wrung out a stern sense of duty, it should rather be a matter of course, involving no shame and no disgrace, but merely the desire to be set right whenever they have been wrong. And, instead of exhibiting a mean triumph or a censorious spirit toward the mistakes of others, they should regard them as opportunities to give help and sympathy, knowing how much and how often they need the same aid. Thus, in simple sincerity, in the honest desire for improvement, in the love of truth, and m mutal comfort and encouragement, will mistakes most speedily bo corrected, and progress 111 the various lines of human activity be most effectual carried on. The Boston Transcript asserts that the man who shall invent a new popular diversion, that is, something brand new, not modification lrom the antique, will indeed bo a genius. Human ingenuity has long since exhaust itself in devices for the entertain' meat of man, and in searching for new tilings one only travels in a circle. Here is the patent roller coast, lar instane, which is nonrlv 1 00 j been used in Paris early in the present century, when the con- tiivance was called "The Pussian Mountains," because of the re semblance of the sort of sliding over the snow clad hills and ice cooled valves of the northern country. A picture ot the trivances in an old Paris 1 con- zme shows that it was almost identical with the roller coast which ifi now found in many sea side resorts and picnic grounds, They have lately been talking in Jiiris ol revivimg the amuse ment. How to cut a person Look daggers at him. Bad nominations are like the itch They set a good ninny people to scratching. 1M .1 , 11 vncnuiegin uauy appears 111 a Household there is generally a family cry-us. opeccn is suvem silence is golden, giggling in brazen, and laughter is often ironical. Ihc man who patronizes the photographer or the barber gen erally wants his own mug, Yiuie4 wnen asnng lor an other plale of dessert, remarked that 'it would just fill the Bill." The man with the first baby is all smilesSmiles for himself and all his friends, too. Probably nothing could have a more powerful effect upon social, domestic, and individual welfare than than the widespread d Ifusion ol the spirit ol truth fulness. It underlies all honest and faithful worZ;, all right ful filment of relations, all indepen dence and self-rspect; for fie who is in this high sense faithful to the truth will bo faithful to him self and to others. mm W ISO Mods for SI. 00 W It Bared tnj Child's Llfs. "When my ehlld wm born, the doctor ordered one of the other Food. Bho ato Umt un til the nearly died, Ihadthroo doctors, ho (aid the trouble ma Indigestion, and ordered the' food changed to Lactated Food. It eared my chlld'a life and I owe yon many thanks for It I regard your Food as lT&iabland snrerlor to all other artificial food for bablos. Mns. A. I. Bektixld, ..... Boston, Maes, IB Indian Place, FOR INFANTS and INVALIDS THE PHYSICIAN'S FAVORITE. Fosseraea many Important Advantages oyer all okuer ji rcparod Foods. BABIES CRY FOR IT. INVALIDS RELISH IT. Perfectly Nourishes a Bnby with or without the nddltlon of milk. Three Sizes, aso. OOo. sl.OO. A valuable pamphlet on " The Nutrition of Infanta and Invalid," frco. WELLS, RICHARDSON New Tailoring TO THE PEOPLE OF WEISSPORT ai VICINITY: Upon Invitation from somo of the representative citizens 6f your town, I have decided to open a - Tailoring Establishment in Weissport. My Icnowlcdco of making Garments was calncd also m pradiiato of tlio Cutting Schools of that Cutting and Slaking Custom Clothing in somo of tlio ucst nouses in uotu jn ow i orK ann Philadelphia I think I may assttro you that all work entrusted to my cam shall bo equal at least to the best obtainable In your neighborhood. KF-QIYE ME A TltIALfiJI Very licspcclfully, J AMES I have removed my entire fresh supply of the more T DIP -COXSISTINO OF- Ladies' Fine Kid and Spring Heel Shoes, of all grades and sizes, at the lowest prices in order to meet my competitors. I will not be undersold'. My new stock is complete in every particular. The old stock will be closed out at and below cost. A cordial invitation is extended to my lormor friends and patrons to call at my new store, one door above Sweeny's Corner Store. "Respectfully, BANK STREET, LEHIGHT Wo aro showing a large and choice line of Cotton Dress Goods. Ginghams at 8, bU Lents per .Salines at 4, 37 1-2 Cents per Yard. Challies, "8 Cents per Yard. ' Pennelope Suitings, 8 Cents a Yard. Batistes at 10 and 12 1-2 Cents per Yard 634 Hamilton Street, Allentown, Penn'a. October :to ikst JtAOQUAINTED WITH THE GEOGRAPHY OP THE COUNTRY. WILL OBTAli MUCH VALUABLE INFORMATION FROM A STUDY OF THIS -MAP OF THE CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC R'Y. Its central position and cloao connection with Eastern linos at Chicago and continuous lines at terminal points, Woat, Northwest, and South west, rnako it tho true i mid-link in that transcontinental chain of steel which unites tho Atlantic and Poctflo. Its main linos and branches Include Oht cago. Joliot, Ottawa. LaSalle, Pepria. aonoseo, Molina and Rock Island, in w'P'f 55SI?n'E2ft' ?S05tlnS:vYa8U,1Ston. Fairfield. Ottumwa, Oskaloo'sa, West LilDOrtV. IOWft RltTT. Tina MoItior TnHlnnnln Wtnln-ont Al.t.l v 1' irentpn, uamorpn.Ht. Joseph and Kansas City, in Missouri; Leavenworth and Atchison, In Kansas; Minneapolis and Pt. Paul, in Minnesota; Water town and Sioux Falls In Dakota, and many other prosperous towns and cities. It oteo ottore a OHOIOE OP ROUTES to and from the Pacltlo Coast and lnter ???va Pi?S waklngr all transfers In Onion depots. FnBt Trains or fine oiXSriPFrfb6100 DININQ OARS, magnllicont PULLMAN PALAOH 8LEBPINQ CARS, and (betweon Chicago, St. Joseph. Atchison and Kansas City) restful REcLlNINQ CHAIR CARS, 'seats L'R&e5 to holders of thTouSl THE CHICAGO, KANSAS & NEBRASKA R'Y (GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE) Extends west and southwest from, Kansas City and St. Josoph to Fair PiiSlfi0,0' Hortpn, Topoto. Uoringtop, Hutchinson, Wichita, Caldwell, and all points in Southern Nobraska Interior Kansas and beyond. Entire passongor equipment of the celebrated Pullman manufacture. Solidly bal lasted track of heavy stool rail. Iron and stone bridce3. All safety appliances tntycdon weU-bufit stations. &lSty,Bce?5 THE FAiViOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE . i?i!i?o'!KKir,to J3!80", O&l00?0' P?cl Island, Atchison, Kansas City, and Minneapolis trad St. Paul. Tho tourist route to aU Northern Summer Resorts. Its Watortpwn Branch tmveraaa the most productive lands of tho creat Cnma Dakota?' NortUora lowa' SoutfiwosternMimTeta, and Ebit- K'S,S.B,lSrt no Y?aTBe.neca ar? Kankakeoofferasuperiorfacllltios to travel between CinclnnaU, Inmaapolls, Latoyette, and Council Blutts, St. Joseph! Atchison, Leavenworth, Kansas City, Minneapolis, and St. Paul. "l-""'"',u Sip Ti1k5!S' MaP?i Folders, or any desired informaUon, apply to any Cou pon Tloket Office, In the United States or Canada, or address y ou E. ST. JOHN, Oenerai H imager. OIIICAQO.ILL. It lias No Eqnnl. "We are natng In our tnr. scry (containing forty Infants) your Lactated Food, and find it far superior to all other food which lias been tued during the part ten years that I have been visiting phytldan. The Bisters of Charity, irho have charge ot the Institution, say It has no equal - W. E. Dx Conner, M. D St. Joseph's Foundling Asylum, Cincinnati. Ohio. & CO., BURLINGTON, VT. principally Initio City of Now York. 1 am city. And after years of practlco in both OLIVER - slock with nn additional fashionable and seasonable ON. PA. r.H-jl 12 1-2, 25, 31, 45 . and Yard;- 8, .12-1-2, 25, -35 ana E. A. HOLBROOK, Oen'l Ticket SPau'r Agent. Establishment AS WE CLIP HUMOROSITIES. Jlaeklen'i Arnica Salve. Tlio best salvo lit tlio tvorltl tor cuts. bruisos, sorcSjUloers.snlt rliuem.fevcrsoros, tcwer. cnniie! nanus, ciiuuiains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and positively euros !il, or no pay renulred. It Is guaranteed to give pcricct, satistactlon, or mouoy ro nnuod. Trlco 23c. per box, at Thomas'. Tlio best dressed woman on the Pacific coast Is a Chlncst girl. And now all the California ladles aro saying that the Chinese slrl "mnst go." -Tho Sultan of Zanzibar has a German wife. -Iu 1770 Sarah Goddard printed a nows- paper In Newport. jurs. jucrucrson, wire or senator, is' a fascinating talker. iu art uiemcniina Held published a nowspaper In Virginia. Mary Chandler Hale is fastidious In the cholcoof note paper. Jcnnlo Jenkins of Colorado, Fla., Is 105, and still chews tobacco. -Lady Londonderry Is trjlng to make green fashionable In London, Ann Franklin owned and edited llic first newspaper ptinled In Rhode Island, Bhlloh'i Consumption Cnro. No, 1. This Is beyond question tlio ir.obt iiiccesstttl Couch Medicine wo liavo over sold, a few doses invariably curtu tho wont cases ol Lkiuch, Croup, nnu llroncliitiswliilc It s voimcrlul success in tho cure ol Uon- sumption is ivilliunlji parallel in tholiistory ot medicine, bineo it's lirst discovery it has been wild on a guarantee, test which no oilier mcdiemo eiin stand. J I you have .i Cough wo earnestly nsk you to try it. t'ncg w cents, OU cents, ami $1, Ji your ltitiirs arc sore. Chest or (lack nunc, use Slnloh's Porous Plasters. Sold liy T. D. Thomas, Leliiuliton, & W. llierv Weissimrl. will bo a success, pretty sisters usually col lucre. Oulda has becomo extremely rellsious and will stop writing lurid loyo stories. ilhs Calhcrire T. Shnoii(s has coin plcted fifty years as a Boston school teacher, Jfrs. Susan 15. Fells, ol Williamson bounty, in.: is cigmy-six, and smokes a pipe. Miss Bayard's autograph denotes her Stong, frank and self-reliant character. In 1703.Ellzabetli Timothy printed and edited a nowspaper In Charleston, S. C. A young woman In Paris committed suicldo by tilling her small bedroom with (lowers. Ex-Queen Isabella, of Spain, has an lu como.of if 1,000,000 a year, but Is always in lept. Uh, What a Cough. "Will ynu heed tho warning. The signal nerii.ms ot tne sure approach ol that more terrible disease, Consumption. Ask youi seivcu n you can allord tor the sake ol sav ing CO cenln, to rim tho risk and do notliin. for it. Wo know from cxperienco that ihiloli's Cure will euro your cough. It never falls. This explains why mora than a Million Hottlcs wore sold tho nast vcar. It relieves croup, and whooping cough al once. Mothers do not bo without it. Kor lame back, biuo or chest, uso Slnloh's Por ous Plaster, Sold by T. D. Thomas, I,c liigliton, AV. Illcry Weissport. J;rs. Don Dickinson's nolo paper Is marked with a dainty silver monogram at tlio top. Mrs. Dorothy Payton Spolswood, of Mexico, Mo., is nincty-throc and knits and sews. . 3rs. JIazen has kept every military lint, coat, and sash and badgo the General ovor wore. Jlr. Uelesto M. II. WInslow began to wrlto s,loi!es and poems when ntno' ycars of ago. Mild Loblols.is tho first woman in Paris to bo aworded a diploma of Doctor cs-Scieuccs. . Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint. Is it not wot Hi the small price (if 75 cents to free yourself of every symptom of these distressing complaints, if you think so call at our store and get a bottle of Shlloh's Vltalizer. Every bottle has a printed guni-anleo-on it. Use accordingly, and if it does you no gooil it will cost you nothing. Sold by T. -1). Thomas, Lchighlon, W. Hiery Weissport, After the death of the editor ids widow edited tho first nowspaper published In America. The small boy who has not stolen about a busliol of lilac blossoms is away be hind tho season. s Pasto diamonds aro so called because peoplo gel stuck on them so often, If you want to bo well Informed tako a paper. Eyen a paper of pins will glyo you somo good points. If your wife wants an "allowance," glyo her tlip whole Income. She will sayo moro out of It than you. I ho j-cason so littlo excitement Is aroused by tho presidential campaign Is that tho ball championship Is so close. It Won t Hakk 1!ui:ai In other words, flood's Sarsiiparilla will not do iiupossi- liilitii's. lis proprietors toll plainly what it has clone, submit proofs from sources ol lUKincstioneil reliability, and ask yoi frankly if you are suflering from any disease or .ifluction caused or promoted by impure blood or lowslate of the syUem, to try Hood's Sarsaparilla. The cxperienco ol others is sullicicnt assurance that you will not bo disappointed iu the result. It Is a sweet, revengeful thought that when writers sit down to cat they hayo to bo waited ou by somo of tho other waiters. ny tlio way, isn't It rather rough on the high contracting parties to remark that, the wedding went eff "without a hitch?" The reason they call It tho dependent censlon bill Is because so many politicians ato dependent upon It for their re-election. It Is announced that "costly ostrich tips will bo In favor." Between theso an.l cost' ly waiter tips this country Is going to the canines. When wo read that a Canadian agri culturist has such hcayy crops that they sink his farm, wonder arises whcio the woild Is going to, Black and white wiUi yellow Is a com bination very much, liked ami very sijllsh Oiji i f the prollpl bonnets is iu the form of a singlj goli) lily . leaf, closely set with ti:ilf Kails. -r-Utadeu uiltts aro yery elegant and costly but ylll remain a luxury for the few on this account. No medlclno in tho world is m better ro puto or moro widely known than Ayer's !af gaparilln. As a safe and certain remedy for all manner of blood disonlurs, lending physicians und druggists everywhere recom mend in it preference to any other. Tramo Can man? you help n poor sick Lady Slckl Jl'hatis the matter with you? Tramp Well, missus. It would lake too' long to nan'o all my nlllictlons. I think I have every disease In the world but tho gout iady Well, I think you will get the go out heie. Inn iNTOST m nvm iio mi axiAXJXiUMJL ux rxallllllJUU. -TT .a - " Helping the Itleht aids. . To lielo tho rlcht sldo Is .not .onlv commendable In a General nalnt of view. but Is judicious mid prudent v licil that help is cinisieu in ueuan oi me ligiu sine of tlio oouy. just oyer tlio lower ribs In the region of tho liver. The most cillclcut help Is afforded br Hostetter's Stomach Hitters, an nntl bilious medlclno of Incomparablo eiucaci. inaction or tho liver is accom panied by constipation, slck-hcadacho, furred tongue, nausea, occasional vertigo. an unpleasant breath, yellowness of tho akin and ball or tho eye. Tho author of theso symptoms, lhcr complaint, routed by tho Bitters Is accompanied by them In its iignt. f oyer ami ague, winch always In volves the liver, dvsnensia. rheumatism. debility nnd kldnny troubles nro nil maladies to tho early relief and (lnil euro of which this standard medlclno Is ailantcd. Don't uso It by nis-nnd starts, hilt systematically, that Its full effects may result In a perfect restoration ot iieaiiu. Home and Farm. A nun who feeds correctly and Intelli gently will sayo front 10 to 20 percent, ovor a man who follows onlv a hnnhazaril method. -flrecn corn has ippcatcd In limited quantities on sale in tlio markets.- it was grown In LouUana, and shinned from New Orleans by rail; IVn thousand dollars' worth of humble. bees hayn been ordered from Kentucky b an Australian to help in tho growing of red cloycr. . Tim farm gives tho greatest opporl unity for leading the great book of Nature as the season t ill lis Its leases and exposes carh day a now page. The crops in southern Kansas haye rarely looked so well. Tlio corn Is half waist high, wheat Is ready to cut ami fruit except peaches, Is plenty. 1 lie California grain crop will be rather below than abavo the nyci-age, a), though somo localities re.uorl that land which was believed n month ago to bo not worth harvesting will yield a fair crop. Tlio question of I ho hour in Franco is the extrcmo depression which has fallen upon agricultural Interests, nnd the steadily Increasing embarssments which now weigh upon proprietors and cultivators of tho soil. Tho crop of lambs In Colorado this present season will reach near onto quarter of a million. Elghty-fjvo per cent of all of tho ewe flocks will ralso lambs It has been itho most favorable season for tills crop tho country has ever had. Cheap Itlco Pudding. Two quarts ol milk, two-thirds of a cup of rice, samo of sugar, small pleco of butter, and a little salt, stir It occasionally until bolting hot and cook In a slow oyen until of tho con slstcncy of cream. Cream Beets. Cut thrco or four boiled beets Into pieces the size of n grain of corn Place in stew pan fto ono pint cut beets add o.no tcacupful ilch sncct milk, pleco of buttcr size of a butternut, or small egg, halt and peupcr to season. Stow ten min utes and servo hot. sweet roiato I'les. II hen the pot.-v toes aro dry and mealy tako a quart after they have been pared, boiled and mashed a quart ot milk, four eggs, sale, nutmog, cinnamon and sugar to taste. Uako the samo as squasn pics, it tne potatoes are very moist uso less milk. Chill Sauce. Ono pock of rlpo loma' toes, six green peppers, six onions, two tcasDoonfuls each of ground allspice, cloves, and clnnauion;two cups of brown sugar. flvo cups of vinegar. Salt to taste. Scald ami skin tomatoes, chop onions and pepper fine; boll all together slowly thrco or foil hours, then bottle. Asparagus a la Pompadour. Boil the asparagus In salt nnd water, ll'hcn cooked cut it Into lrngths.of about three Inches, After draining tlicin let them lio before the flro a fow moments. Next tako one ounce of fresh butter, two yolks Of egg, a pinch of salt, a saltspoonful of popper and a tablcspoonful of vinegar. Cook in a sauco" pan till thick, dish up In n pyramid and pour over tho liquor. Appio fjaucc.a-juix inio a sjrupone cupful and a half of sugar and ono cupful of boiling water. Cut two oranges trans versely, leave the peel on, and put them Into tho sjrup and boll them until soft then add six- npplcs, peeled, cored and qnarrcrcd. Tako tho oranges out and place In a bowl, then boll tho six apples In tho syrup till soft enough to run into sauce Keep mom wnoio, men pour apples am: syrup over the oranges. Scrye cold. Onr Candidate for President. lie will ho nominated by the convention ami will lie elected liy tlio people, because ho will Binio tho nearest to tilling their ideal of a Clner Magistrate. Electric Hit lers has been given the highest place, be cause no other mcdiemo has so well lilled the ideal of n perfect tonic and alterative. Tho people have indorsed Electric Bitten- ami rely upon this great remedy in all I rouble- of liver, Stomach and kidneys. I'oi all malarial furors nnd dUea.ses caused bv malarial poisoiiH, Electrio Bitters connot be loo inglily lecoinnicnileil. Also cures head ucho and constipation, Satisfaction uuarau Iced, or money refunded. Price 50c. and $1 at 1, I). I nomas,' Home files. I have discovered n good way- to destroy liouso flies, says a lady In tho Plcuyun It has the advantage of cheapness and also preventing dead flics from falling into everything, as they do when poison Is used, Mix together equal parts, by measure, of melted rosin and castor oil. Stir until thoiougldy mixed which will tako only a minute. H'lille yet a littlo warm, spread thin ami evenly on any paper that Is not porous. e use fools'-cap, writing papers, cataloguo covers, show bills, etc. Spread with n caso knife, or any strnrght-edged instrument, siigutiy warmed. Lcavo a narrow border to handle with. Lay tho papers on tables, shelves or any spare places whero flies aro numerous. They will soon coyer the papers. As soon as they alight they will stick fast, and soon pull themselves down, When the papers aro covered two or thrco flies deep, put In stovo and replace with another one. Bo sure to uso no water. Tho oil prevents the resin from hardening and has the peculiarity of not evaporating. Tho oil leayes no odor when cool. Ten cents will buy enough to kill all the flies In a hotel. ' Breed may tell feed always will. Boys, don't skip any hills In hoe ing. -How to win Lead your men aflold. -Bran will pay tho milk seller, but oats the butter maker. -If tho pasture lacks shade trees a shelter of some sort should bo put up. Clicks nre much easier to get rid of Immediately after shearing than at any- other time. Ilnvc jopencd up their immense mar Goods, including nil that is Worsteds, Cassimeres, Corkscrews, Cheviots, which they will mnlce-up in suits manship observed at wonderfully low prices. Baetsij, Woes, SXippesa, Bufeleg For Gents', Ladies, Youths and Children. Only tho best makes at the lowest prices. You nre bound to be pleased. OUR GENTS' FURNISHING DEPARTMENT Ts romplete iu every particular. Hats, Gaps, Neckwear, &c. DON'T PAIL TO CALL. Ttcspectfuiiy, . Clauss & Bro., The Tailors, BANK STREET. LEHIGHTON. KOITOSITE L. BANK STREET, - Has just opened an entire new line of LADIES' FINE DRESS GOODS! Comprising all the very latest styles in White Goods, Sa. teens, Prints, Ginghams, Marseilles, Seersuckers and Fancy Dress Patterns oi'Uie very best qualities at exceed ing low prices. Groceries, Provisions, Crockery ware, Glassware, Wood and Willowware of the best makes at low figures. Clo.ths Cassimers, Hats, Boots, Shoes and Heady made Clothing in great variety and at prices within the reach of all purchasers prices fully as low as the same goods can be bought for at any other general store in this vicinity. Carpets, Oil-cloths, Lamps and Fixtures in great variety and of best quality at Kock Bottom Prices. Best quality of Flour and Feed at prices hilly as low as the same articles can be purchased elsewhere. A car load of coarse salt has just been received the price has been marked down to tho very lowest notch. All goods of the very best quality and are being sold at prices equally as low as the samo goods can bought at any general store in this section. Call and bo convinced. Respectfully, July23-871y &M0S REIGEL. IS HEADQUARTERS? FOR GENERAL HARDWARE, Paints, Varnishes, Glass, AXL KINDS OF COAL, &a . . OPS. PUBLIC SQUARE, ' Bank Street, Lehightoii, Pa. PLAIN AND FANCY Bill Heads, Note Heads, -Letter Heads, , Statements, Envelopes, . Programmes, Price Lists, New presses, now tvno and all kinds of Job. Work". Jn 't.ln ow prices. Mail orders recoive "CAItliOl IDTOeiTl" JOB BOOMS, Bank Street, MtlRit new stock of Spring and Sum. new, novel nnd beautiful in &c., &c., tho latest style .and best work The very latest, novelties iu & S. DEPOT,- - LEHIGHTON, PA Blanks of all Kinds... Wedding Stationery, Business Cards, Shipping Tags, . Sale Bills, Ball Tickets, Circulars, &c. exwllrnt (tWllllips minlil. no tn .IV luRt- Ktvl r. (Mil r.v.l nin.ii..l: .... . immediate nttention. LeJiigkton, Fa;.
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